What are you up to? YOU'RE PLAYING THE OREGON TRAIL! Prev Thread: >>735604173
Welcome to Part II! While we warm up and wait for everyone to find the thread I have some house keeping to take care of, and I want to go over the characters for anyone not in the previous thread (I'll be doing a mix of their game and /v/ induced personalities)To start off, there is an overall score. You get XP each journey you take, so this will be /v/s collective Oregon Trail score. I'm only going to play with inputs from /v/. It might get moved to /vg/ eventually but I hope not, I hate those faggots.
>>735667382Perfect timing.
>>735667458So as you can see we see how many events /v/ has done, time played, and etc. We are currently greenhorn emmigrants! >>735667459I'm able to play 9p-12amish everyday, and on Thurs/Fri I can play during the day if there's an interest in it.
>>735667458Now for the character summaries, in order of appearance! First up is FIREWATER HAG. As you can see she is "pugnacious" which we can translate into modern speak as CUNTY. She is an indian who sucks ass at picking berries, and falls to pieces if her clothing gets ripped. She did manage to bring the party back from being lost, so good for her I guess.
>>735667574Second up is Father Pucci. He's a bleeding heart Priest who cries when he steals turtle eggs from its mother, is shit at bandaging wounds, and generally hasn't had a chance to shine yet. He has a hymn book that we have not found a use for yet, perhaps if we rest he can colonize the godless Hag.
>>735667574Fucking firehag trying to bully Ojou-sama yesterday.
>>735667624>735667624Third is OJOU-SAMA, a refined and rich Banker lady who is hedonistic and wily. So far she has been the most competent member of this woke party, and has suffered the most! Due to an UNFORTUNATE """""ACCIDENT""""" a gun "randomly" misfired and she is still dealing with a gunshot wound. Will she OHOHOHOHO again? Will she find peace? Will everyone but her die? Tensions are high for this popular and beautiful Noble Lady.
>>735667703Finally, FOURTH AND MOST CERTAINLY LEAST, is TYRONE. Holy fuck, where do we begin? This fucking faggot can't hit a jackrabbit and spirals into depression, gets the party lost, and is PRIME SUSPECT NUMERO UNO for improperly storing a goddamn firearm in their bumpy wagon! Sure, he may have successfully fished up a few fish, but this fucking loser has been constantly throwing wrenches into the gears of this journey since day 1. There may be Tyrone fags in here hoping for redemption, there are others hoping he gets put back in slavery and shipped off the Oregon trail!
>>735667803What is that a botany book? At least Tyrone knows how to read....probably.
>>735667574>>735667624>>735667703>>735667803Our fucking HEROES
>>735667803So the party is all here, properly named and showing their personalities. They are all MYSTERY NIGGAS when it comes to their interpersonal skills and other hidden talents, which will be filled out as the game is played. We are currently 7% of the way to Oregon, with the big blue river coming up to cross! >>735667841I believe it is an adventuring book! We might be able to glean some secrets from it through an event or when resting or who knows what.
>>735667870Question: Do you want this streamed on twitch? I will still interact on 4chan, I just thought you could enjoy watching it and hearing the music. It won't happen tonight, but it could be an option in the future. I would not appear on camera or talk, you would hear the music and see whats happening in "real time" tho. Consider it and leave your comment here.
Finally, there is ONE outstanding story quest, we met some faggot who wants to fly. You and I both know it aint gonna happen, but you might want to keep your eyeballs peeled for more to his stupid story.
>>735667925It's up to you OP but I will respond only in this thread anyways.
>>735667981I will only respond in the thread I think. Hence why it might not be the greatest experience. Anyway, HERE WE GO!
>>735668029And we are here! This might be a short day, might have to start a new journey if we fuck this river up!
>>735667925It doesn't matter to me.
>>735668083Oh god oh fuck.
>>735668083You can:>Talk>Trade>Rest>CROSSThe services and store are not available here.
>>735668129Talk. This may be the last time to do so.
>>735668129experimenting with gifs while we wait.
>>735668159Who should we talk to?
>>735668197Big Louie. He's got to know his stuff.
>>735668173Our lady is fucking dying.
>>735668197
>>735668232
>>735667925I want a link to play on my mobile if thats ok. Great thread still.
>>735668272Maybe we can learn something from Big Louie, especially Tyrone that fucking queer.
>>735668272Get him to tell us how to save Ojou-sama
>>735668293Unfortunately I don't have streaming set up yet, but I'll try to have it up for tomorrow and thurs/friday>>735668241But she is still standing upright, we gotta stay strong FOR HER. >>735668335We shall ask him for advice.
>It's backFinally, Tyrone. I believe in you
>>735668367I'll bet you didn't know water is wet either! Big Louie is Big embarrassing.
>>735668418I'm just going through all the options, he's not very useful yet. Here's what his job as a trail driver entails.
>>735668367A link to play the game?
>>735668367>>735668418Why did they even bother, let's see how deep that river is.
>>735667382I missed you so fucking much anon.>>735668418Ask [PARTY LEADER] for advice once you're done with Louie. He's gotta have something great if 3 other guys follow him without even knowing his name.
>>735668458Oh you want to play it? You have to buy it but it IS available on mobile.
>>735668367>>735668458Nvm, found one.
>>735668461I'm only ignoring you because the consensus is on talking so far, once everyone starts demanding something else we will be caulking or fording and dying as per usual.
>>735668529HimselfWhat is father's origin
>>735668545>>735668462Turns out he has a name, has done this before and is incredibly confident. Also his name is BUCK, so maybe we should hit up his Suck n fuck store later.
>>735668572As per the area, this might be a good place to rest and catch some dysentery with all the skeeters.
>>735668597Would you like to talk to someone else, or do something else? You can also>trade>rest>cross
>>735668660Maybe rest. Ojou-Sama wasn't looking so hot.
>>735668678Are you sure?
>>735668660Talk to Marnie
>>735668660I agree with the other anon, let our lady rest.
>>735668696She might look like /ourgirl/ but I remain unimpressed.
>>735668729>>735668678
>>735668760Crap, her gunshot wound was minus 1 something. The stupid snip tool wasn't up for the overall rest bonuses. Anyway, we have these options when I click on Ojou-Samas wound. Should we treat her again?
>>735668812I am pleased to report that Ojou-Sama has gained 1 point of composure as well! Guess having to remain cool under pressure is helping her.
>>735668812Sure, if we have medicine use it.
>>735668812REMEDYTrust nature
>>735668812>>735668859Based sturdy Ojousama. Firehag you need to put that herbal shit on her (If she can)
>>735668882dang, that brought her gunshot wound down one day. Should we use another medecine or the remedy?
>>735668812Use Tyrone, he has a Botanty book. Remedy.Tyrone's redemption started last time, and it continues
>>735668884>>735668883WELL WELL WELL. We have used the medicine and the herb and she is now fully healed from her gunshot wound! Who needs modern science?
>>735668939Before we move on I guess we better check these faggots stats, they have gone up since they've been doing shit.
>>735668961THE PLOT THICKENS....do you REALLY believe that he would gain 3 points of shooting from winging that jackrabbit last night? OR IS IT THE EXTRA POINTS FROM SHOOTING OJOU-SAMA? >>735668917Explain that to use Tyrone Fag!
>>735668961My man looking COMPOSED
>>735669004Not much to report on with the Firewater Hag. I guess poorly picking berries and complaining doesn't do much for your stats.
>>735669034Damn, she got lucky with those directions.
>>735669034anyway its the next day and we are back at it. >Talk>trade>rest>Cross
>>735669004Tyrone shot down the inventor. Firehag confirms last thread that Ojou shot herself
>>735669068We're still broke, time to talk to Tyrone, and cross
>>735669068Just cross. We're burning daylight.
>>735669097Can't talk to Tyrone but we can certainly cross. Also, this might be the end game lmao
>>735669132Fuck it.The signs are there, we cross.
>>735669132If things go well, it's all thanks to the Priest.If something happens, blame Tyrone.
>>735669176>>735669153are we caulking or fording
>>735669206Caulking I guess. That looks to deep otherwise right?
>>735669206Caulk, better safe than sorry
>>735669228Yeah. 7.4 feet is too tall with a moderate current. Also, Tyrone has some advice.
>>735669206CAULK the WALK
>>735669206You know you should ford, but I don't want to die yet so caulk
>>735669206Real men ford the river, but those men also don't get very far.Caulk it.
>>735669265>56%Ehhhh. Does sealing it increase our chances?
>>735669276>>735669273>>735669270HERE WE GO
>>73566926594%56%We got this
>>735669265I like our odds.
We're all going to make it!
>>735669265>56% LET IT RIDEEE
>>735669314>>735669315Sorry I tried to make a gif and it was too big. Anyway. You are some lucky bastards /v/
>>735669402We completed both challenges for this leg, avoiding a broken limb and all characters survived! Off to Alcove Springs!
>>735669402At least we didn't sink or drown.
>>735669424
>>735669402Acceptable losses.
>>735669402>-3 shekelsWHAT THE FUCK
>>735669402>3 Dollars lost>Bullets lostFUCK that hurts
>>735669445>>735669452>>735669456We could have and SHOULD have done much worse. Will you go north or south?
>>735669446>Avoid a broken armWell shit, there goes my plan to throw myself in front of the wagon train.
>>735669476south. I've got a feeling
>>735669476SOUTH
>faggot version againGet your shit together.
>>735669476The southern trail looks a tad shorter but I could be mistaken.
>>735669456>>735669461Tyrone has the money and the guns. He'll kill again, I just can't prove it.>>735669476Right. Is there a way to check the state of the ox? Big Louie had a point on not wearing them out, but going steady sounds slow.
>>735669514>>735669524two is enough consensus for me!>>735669538Welcome to the party, nice we all agree!
>>735669536Are you not entertained? I couldn't make the vintage one work when switching windows so we are stuck with the woke faggot version. Make your own fun. >>735669550Let me check. There is a wagon condition, but nothing seems to separate the Oxen. On harder difficulties its harder to keep the wagon repaired, but we are stuck with the difficulty we started with until we unlock more. We also got the highest quality wagon so we might not be having issues for awhile.
>>735669625>>735669625BTW, these brown squares are "exposed". They represent holes in our canopy. If we put goods in those squares the rain will damage them. I have moved them out of the squares for your convenience, /v/.
>>735669673Oh no, a damsel in distress!!
>>735669698Oh my, what could she want?
>>735669698It's a trap
>>735669726sheeeeit they got they own Tyrone
>>735669726Answer teh Dame
>>735669698I don't like this shit one bit.>>735669726Now I really don't like this shit.
>>735669751>>735669743>>735669740It looks like they just want some food!
>>735669765We should.....I....give them.some food
>>735669765We have 103lbs of food, and 73$. We will be nearing the springs soon as well.
>>735669726>>735669741We wuz Oregoners an shiet
>>735669804UHHHHHHHH
>>735669796Ask then Offer
>>735669796Save our shekels!
>>735669796We only have bacon, i dont think blacks are allowed to eat that.
>>735669828We must HELP them, it's what Lincoln would have wanted
>>735669794>>735669836We will give them 30 food. Tyrone would appreciate that right?
>>735669875Damn, takes a big man to admit that. Didn't know you had it in you /v/
>>735669895Oh fuck you. TYRONE got a morale boost from this!
COME ON TYRONE
>>735669910Literally 5 feet away from the starving runaway slaves.
>>735669910kek ofcourse he did
>>735669939Hmm I'd like to see her full moon if you get my drift.
>>735669910His people are succeeding of course he's happy. At least he's not a moopy gaylord anymore.
>>735669939go back to Canada beaver
>>735669939feeling like we got swindled bros...
>>735669981You tell em. >>735669980Look, I want everyone to survive. But Tyrone has a lot to make up for.
>>735670014Talk, we have precedent based on the inventor
>>735670014I'm feeling like this is a 50/50 on whether Firewater gets the urge to kill herself.All In.
>>735669975Cute squaw, can we trade her for Firewater
>>735670064>>735670052>>735670051Looks like we are getting sucked into another goddamm side quest.
Hmm, I'd like to see his full moon if you get my drift.
>>735670102Tyrone's Botany.Its your time to shine
>>735670102We are NEVER making it to Oregon at this pace.....but she is cute.
>>735670126>Offer Assistance>ask about destination
>>735670137Ask then Offer.What are the odds the game does a fetch quest that requires backtracking?
>>735670137OFFERWe ain't got time for their backstory, but we can help
>>735670137assist. Maybe Father can train up his healing skill.
>>735670175>>735670173We went straight to offer cause that was the first double. We can give 1 medicine or check his peepee. What will we do
>>735670205ExaminationWho should do it?Father
>>735670205seconding this >>735670245
>>735670205Seconding >>735670245
>>735670245It's inspection day!
>>735670205Let the Priest do the penis inspection.
>>735670258>>735670245>>735670269>>735670278Penis inspection day time! You know, I like that he is so honest. His god (US) compels him to do things
>>735670303uh oh. someone doesn't want the other boys to see how small it is
>>735670325
>>735670341Looks like the indian was right. BUT We did level up our medical!
>>735670341He's got some secrets all right
>>735670362The dad griped some more and said he needs to get to the springs.
>>735670362That's all I wanted. Job well done.
>>735670395Welp. it wont let us give the medicine now, so I asked about the treaty.
>>735670415WELL I AM GLAD YOU ARE HAPPY.
>>735670441Ok we left them and FIVE FEET AWAY AGAIN OH NO
>>735670362>Fr. Pucci
>>735670468He is giving up! unless we can stop him? >>735670472Sometimes you just have to win for yourself.
>>735670468Oh this dork
>>735670468RENTER
>>735670468Our FUCKING Inventor! He better repair our wagon
>>735670504This is like those mobile tier ads that show some scrub up to some hot bitch and it saying Help her/hurt her!!!
>>735670525Encourage the NIGGA
>>735670525make your memes dreams peppard
>>735670525Let Firewater "encourage" him. "Encourage" meaning amazon press.
>>735670551>>735670570
>>735670525encourageif he explodes next time we meet we'll have scraps to repair the wagon with
>>735670574Id prefer not to see wrinkly old indian sex. Also, we may have made a mistake cause it sounds like he's inventing a fucking boat.
>>735670601Hmm. I guess so long as he isn't making us pay him.
>>735670601He'll pay us BACK, trust me
>>735670629TIME FOR A HUNT
>>735670629If that's on the way sure
>>735670661
>>735670661Redemption for Tyrone.
>>735670661>>735670674TYRONE!
>>735670601Tyrone, he's a natural killer as we've seen.
>>735670698>>735670685Tyrone actually has 3 marksman already so hes even the best choice! HERE WE GO
>>735670707>>735670698>>735670685He put on a raccoon pelt and a red shirt and then started earning his keep right away
>>735670728Two antelope and one buffalo shot.
>>735670764Our FUCKING Hero.And all it took was a bitch's arm to be injured
>>735670764Unfortunately the shooting mechs are fiddly and I shot a lot of rounds. Oh well, we got a lot of meat.
>>735670801Do we want pelts or do we want to move on? Pelts can be valuable to trade and help caulk a wagon. Or other uses!
>>735670764TYRONE SURGING.
>>735670825skin em'!
>>735670825Pelt
>>735670825SURELY he wont fuck this up. Go for it Tyrone.
>>735667382Kys normie
>>735670825SKIN THEM ALIVE!
>>735670825We don't have shit so let's do it.
>>735670847>>735670838>>735670837We are gonna have to do Bitter Winter when it unlocks, I'm tired of all this Todd Howard bs. >>735670849THANKS FOR THE BUMP RETARD
>>735670876Winter is in 188 days and we are getting warnings now. Welcome to the springs!
>>735670876he use a rock I guess
>>735670917We can>talk>trade>rest>depart
>>735670954Talk to HIM.
>>735670954Talking shows someone wants to speak to us enough to have an exclamation point!
>>735670954Let's see who can we talk to.
>>735670954Talk. There's a quest!
>>735671004>>735671002Oh hell yeah, we gonna pepperoni and cheese it?
>>735671031Carving a rock? No, thats doxxing
>>735671031Sure
>>735671031Graffiti that shit nigguh
>>735671031Let our names be known forever.
>>735671031Instead of carving it, beat his head in with the rock and run like hell.
>>735671089>>735671079I hope tiktok doesn't hear about this.
>>735671123Well we did it and nothing else happened. The other two don't have anything interesting to say, they are going to Indepenence and gave advice about crossing the river we already crossed. Will ye>trade>rest>depart
>>735671159What can we >tradefor?
>>735671159
Tyrone status?
>>735671159We got peltsTime to TRADE
>>735671197>>735671170turns out we got a lot to trade>>735671191smug and uplifted. He got to feed escaped darkies and then shot a bunch of animals. Hes kind of winning right now.
>>735671191Also don't just take my word for it, everyone is doing good. They need to take a fucking bath and stop being filthy tho or they will get sick,.
>>735671228What are we low on? Cause those 3 dollars we lost made me feel like we need money
>>735671253
>>735671228I think we can afford to sell some fish because Tyrone got us a lot of meat, only if there's anything worth buying though. KEEP THE PELTS.
>>735671190who that zoomer bitch 6 7 ing?
>>735671228You sell fish *awwwwww*
>>735671271We actually have 73$. Don't rightly know how. and 95lb of food. >>735671287KEEP the pelt bros wwa?
>>735671316We need more food!
>>735671316$25 should be enough.
>>735671316We could always fish, then again, we lost bait
>>735671331>>735671316>Haggle>sell all fishWhat do we want to do. Who will haggle if we haggle
>>735671316Send the ((banker)) to haggle. What could go wrong?
>>735667925I like the 4chan post format; reminds me of lp archive, but you can talk to the poster!
>>735671352Then agai again, we have Tyrone!
>>735671367Oh I like this, we doing it. HOLY SHIT. She succeeded! She actually got 5 points in whatever haggling her, she maxed out her personality trait in one event! Is there anything Ojou-Sama can't do????!
>>735671316HaggleOjou Sama needs to put in some work
>>735671367No wait I change my mind, Ojousama can handle the haggling.
>>735671414OHOHOHOHOHO
>>735671414Well she can't dodge bullets, we know that.
>>735671414>Cant doNot get shot by a former poor Marksman
>>735671423>>735671417>>735671367Ojou-Sama IS the banker! And sorry, we didn't max her wit but damn near did! >>735671448INDEED>>735671460>>735671457She isn't supernatural, no one could have predicted that!
>>735671414Based Ojousama OHOHOHOing her way to vicoty, what's the price now?
>>735671490It DOUBLED! Should we be smart and only sell some or sell it ALL and ensure our Queen is able to buy whatever she wants at the next shop?
>>735667703Ojou-sama, my beloved...
>>735671505What other food do we have?
>>735671505We need the enemy, and plus we can use said money to buy shit to repair the wagon
>>735671505sel 35 fish
>>735671505Yeah I'm thinking 50 fucking smakeroos.
>>735671505Keep the fish!
>>735671541We have 95lbs of higher quality meat. >>735671551its 5, 25 or 44. >>735671546We DO have toolboxes in the wagon. But tongues and grease cost $$$ too.
>>735671587sell sell sell all of the fish then
Tell me the truth /his/ broIs it true that you could actually become rich back then?
>>735671572>>735671551WE SOLD IT ALL >>735671582OH NO
>>735671587does the game not let you do 25 + 5 + 5?
>>735671612Better use that money for what we lost in the Caulk
>>735671612Should've sold Tyrone instead
>inb4 quest where you have to give 30 fish (other foodstuffs don't count)
>>735671623It usually only lets you pick one option. I have not confirmed if you can do that however. Its all gone now. Will ye>Trade>Rest>depart>>735671653careful you'll upset the tyrone fags.
>sympathizes with escaped slaves>had atleast 2 points worth of marksman experience before joining the partyHow do we know Tyrone isn't an escaped slave that shot someone on the way out?How do we know there isn't a bounty on him?
>>735671653Tyrone is the ONLY good Hunter and Fisherman
>>735671676>you'll upset the Tyrone fagsMy nigger I named him and I'm a Tyrone fag and I wouldn't be upset
>>735671703oh we don't. The game however claims he's an """ADVENTURER""""
>>735671612Well at least Ojousama earned it.
>>735671703Tyrone was a Harper's Ferry veteran
>>735671676Wat else can we trade?
>>735671676Rest, someone's gotta think about them animals.
I missed thread #2, I take it Tyrone failed his redemption arc?
>>735671810He did some decent hunting.
>>735671717Then you're the ultimate tyrone fag. >>735671781We can trade supplies or sell pelts. Here are the trades on offer. >>735671805We will rest after this. >>735671810This is thread 2! You have missed nothing!
>>735671810This IS thread 2, and he redeemed himself.>>735670764
>>735671829WHEEL! GREASE!And coffee, if it does something. Maybe traps too.
>>735671829Do we need the coffee? Maybe sell some otherwise let's go.
>>735671829Get Coffee
>>735671829Wheel grease, the Wagon needs it
>>735671868we gonna trade for it all? We can try! Lets start with wheel grease then coffee. Oh hell naw. They want a kings ransom.
>>735671908Fuck that let's go.
>>735671908Haggle and if this doesn't work let Tyrone steal that shiet
>>735671908Alright bad news bros, I sent Ojou-Sama to haggle and she failed at the wagon grease, but succeeded on the coffee. Unfortunately, we STILL don't have enough of anything he wants to trade. I am pretty annoyed we can't use our 161$. Shall we rest now?
>>735671969
>>735671969Yeah rest
>>735671969Get cofveve
>>735671969Fuck that shit and rest.
>>735671969Rest then try again on the wheel grease, maybe he'll be on a better mood tomorrow
>>735671969Tyrone should've haggled
>>735671985>>735671997ALRIGHT. By the way, someone said to make Tyrone haggle so I did it for shits. He is now maxed out in wits like Ojou-Sama. Nobody say OP didn't do anything nice for Tyrone. Its the next day. >talk>trade>rest>depart
>>735672049He's a killer, not a negotiator
>>735672058depart
>>735672049He's maxed on wits now. >>735672018No dice, "the price is firm".
>>735672058Depart at full speed
>>735672058>Killer>Fisherman>Botanist>WitGet this nigga back in Washington for the Civil War
>>735672096>>735672081To Fort Kearny!
>>735672058How the fuck is Tyrone surging. Doesn't matter depart.
>>735672090make like a tree and leave
>>735672117The plants are an opportunity to gather. So go north we can gather some herbs, south is MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>735672161South, there's grass everywhere!
>>735672161The new sidequest.
>>735672161NORTH and PICK UP THE PACEwinter is coming and our supplies are dwindling
>>735672161MiddleI'm feeling it
>>735672187>>735672205So south then. >>735672204Winter is always coming!
>>735672117>and a chance to resupply stores>instead of a chance to rrsupply at storesDidn't anyone proofread that shit?
>>735672254Hm, dead animal on the side of the road. It must be safe to eat, right?
>>735672284Investigate, and let our HERO Tyrone investigate
>>735672279It was probably made with AI anon.
>>735672284Move on, don't get dysentery now.
>>735672284Tyrone should investigate
>>735672307We COULD do that, but look at the Priest and Ojou-Sama! They have higher stats!
>>735672284move on. I want my achievements
>>735672335you're right.Father should do it
>>735672334>>735672307Well sheeeeeit. You have damaged Tyrones morale.
>>735672284ITS A TRAP
>>735672365Now he'll be all shaky when trying to line up a shot and nail somebody in the sky again.It's over.
>>735672365No one else in the party would go near it. It was left for the crows. Fortunately a new crisis has emerged. How the fuck are they out of water after just leaving a SPRING
>>735672365dammit tyrone!
>>735672409Confidentially, I've heard this is a lie and theres no water meter. This is a dysentery trap.
>>735672409There's fishing up ahead, maybe they can find water there.
>>735672365!!!!!The fucker can shot, botanty, fish, and wit but cant handle smell?!
>>735672435REPLENISH
>>735672435Continue. If it gets that bad, they can resort to the Bear Grylls school of survival.
>>735672435We can distill that shit
>>735672464>>735672463Suns going down. I should drink my own Pee. Also, we have one vote for each. Next one decides it...
>>735672435Never drink the still water nigga
>>735672474>>735672463OOOOHHH NOW YOU DONE IT
So what IS the best version of oregon trail?
>>735672515The only party member without typhoid is the priest. I guess his faith protected him.
>>735672515
>>735672515>Tyrone only lost 1The fucker planned this
>>735672540
>>735672515Great work team>>735672529I have a special place in my heart for II
>>735672575oh, we only have 19 lbs of food now too. I guess they threw it up and had to eat more? Things certainly took a dark turn very quickly!
>>735672435Wait, this is colonial America, distilling water should be an option
>>735672575START DIGGING
>>735672575I blame Tyrone for everyone getting sick, so HE should be the one to dig!
>>735672575Dig it.Make the priest do it
>>735672515Now this is the Oregon Trail experience I remember
>>735672615>>735672612Tyrone disobeyed your orders, LOST ANOTHER 3 morale, and then flattened it against your wishes!
Good thing the priest is the healer
>>735672647Tyrone had good reasons to do it....
>>735672647
>>735672647That fucking aaaaaaAAAAAHHHHH
>>735672678
>>735672647Oh come on that was a trick question, how was it obvious that it was a grave?
>>735672691>>>735672615We have 3 lb of food and no supplies. I don't think she has much to look forward to!
>>735672691Talk to them. Infect them
>>735672728EVEN LITTLE MARY?
>>735672691Oh shit! It's Calamity Jane!
>>735672726We are MORAL beings of GodWe should help them
would living in 1849 in the USA be an awful experience?
>>735672751>>735672756How will we help them?
>>735672779Repair the wagon!!
>>735672779
>>735672779Eh, lets see if we can repair it
>>735672712 It literally said “FRESH MOUND OF EARTH WITH A WOODEN MARKER” what did you think it was, a hidden loot cache??? Tyrone saw a sign that said “DO NOT DISTURB” and went >hmm secret bonus event Now we got -3 morale, priest is crying, Little Mary has cholera, and the dead guy is probably haunting the wagon. This is peak Oregon Trail leadership.
>>735672779Repair and send either Firewater or Tyrone, because there's nothing he can't do (when he's in a good mood).
>>735672779Repair the wagon. They will bear our plague to the world.
>>735672779repair
>>735672828>>735672815Who will repair the wagon, OP asked as if he didn't know the answer and what board he was on.
>>735672850FatherJesus was a carpenter
>>735672850Tyrone should do it!
>>735672867Gonna need at least one more to confirm...
>>735672850The priest. He's the only one not sick
>>735672907CHRIST FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>735672931
>>735672892JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
>>735672931SHOULD'VE USED TYRONE
>>735672951What do they need?
>>735672951>>735672951Give em supplies, we got cash for a good haul if we need to buy
>>735672979Oh! We can offer them money! NICE>>735672984We quite literally have only 3 lb of food left. We need to buy or hunt asap.
>>735672951Wish them well, supplies will only slow them down and delay the inevitable.>>735672984We're fucked ourselves, breh, and we may not make it to the next stop.
>>735673016>>735673020Surely we can give them a chance to buy their way to surviving? not like cash is going to help us immediately and they might make it
>>735673016Time for everyones favorite nigger to hunt!
>>735673056nvm give 'em muny
>>735673056Give em something
>>735673016fuck em. most of our guys are ill and we're gonna starve soon
>>735673056Charity is good
>>735673074>>735673063>>735673082We may not survive, but at least these guys have a chance now.
>>735673098
>>735673104If we die...at least we die knowing we helped someone
>>735673120AND we get to hunt! But only 20 bullets....Alright I'll take Tyrone.
>>735673143Tyrone!Redeem yourself
>>735673143
>>735673143C'mon Tyrone!
>>735673143We should give it to the grandma. Just to see what happens.
>>735673143TYRONE
>>735673184>>735673191>>735673171
>>735673216giga nigga might have saved the fucking day
>>735673216
>>735673216WE'RE FEASTING TONIGHT BOYS
>>735673216MY FUCKING BOY TYRONE
>>735673216My man
>>735673216THAT'S MY NIGGA
>>735673246>>735673243Pelts or no pelts?
>>735673216Let NO ONE fucking say that Tyrone is carrying us
>>735673268no pelt, we need to push on
>>735673268Pelts
>>735673240Only 13 bullets too
>>735673268Let the man rest, we got what we needed>>735673270
>>735673270>t.
>>735673268Skin that shit, we need it for trading.
>>735673268Pelts. Always.
>>735673315>>735673301And we are moving on! Where to next? I feel like tomorrow someone is gonna die. We will do the next and one more event then BEDTIME
>>735672830We will win big once we dig up the next hidden loot cache we come across and all will be well. Morale will soar like the eagle, priest will be ooze holy water, Little Mary will pass that faecolith and the dead guy can join our group selfie
>>735673348Mid or Feed
>>735673348MIDDLE
>>735673348Go north
>>735673348Up. We need to go
>>735673348I hope those turbo fags who made us drink the water know they made our based girl and boy suffer for TWENTY FIVE DAYS
>>735673348Middle.Maximize Mystery.
>>735673403>>735673395>>735673391Well this is rough. We need to fix our hygiene real bad.
>>735673396Not my fault those retards cant distill water
>>735673396Ojousama is STRONG MIND she will make it.
>>735673420I regret everything.
>>735673420also some stuff fell out of the wagon and I had to fix it. Last event tonight!
>>735673396Didn't she also get shot in the last thread? Have we just discovered a trick in the game to cancel out bullet wounds with typhoid?
>>735673464Should we buy meat?
>>735673420They're attracted to Ojou-Sama's oyster
>>735673485we've got meat for days. just press on
>>735673485We already got meat
>>735673485Who needs to buy meat on this trail when we have Tyrone?
>>735673485We good. Tyrone got lots and we need the money for medicine or something.
>>735673478We cured her with the medicine we had in our wagon near the start of the thread. Two medicines and an herbal remedy fixed her wound apparently. >>735673514We only have 96 lbsMaybe we could haggle to practice someones skill up and waste her time if we dont want to buy?
>>735673485>>735673525 but unironically. No way fag.
>>735673485Ignore that bitch
>>735673536Actually, send the Firewitch to haggle, she hasn't done anything in a while.
>>735673485We should invest in the bacon stocks. Our group isnt looking too great and i doubt future hunts will be that successful with everyone having hyper aids.
>>735673536Send Tyrone to haggle
>>735673567I just maxxed out Tyrones haggle. Father Pucci caught typhoid from Ojou-Sama, and now are here at a party.
>>735673478multiply two negatives together to get a positive. pay attention in math class dipshit>>735673536ojou-sama might smell rancid, but her bartering skill is still unmatched
>>735673536ALL IN
>>735673608Nice one Pucci.
>>735673608Set up camp and spread them STDs.
>>735673625Too bad this isn't a wash site. They fucking need it.
>>735673608Time to set up camp and call it a nighr
>>735673641OHOHOHO we can definitely spread typhoid!
>>735673608The group stinks so bad it might ruin the party. Do it.
>>735673660His name is Tyrone, OK?
>>735673660We will see the results of the camp....TOMORROW NIGHT! We are now at only 13% complete. 13%!!! Many nights ahead of us! Here we have our stats after this evening.
comfy vidya threads
>>735673667Story time. Spread the illness like a wave moving westward.
>>735673706Hell yeah see you tomorrow.
Night everyone.
>>735673706Same time?Also, Tyrone is currently our hero. The priest hasn't done jack shit
>>735673709Glad you are having fun. Hopefully we don't get general'd. Anyway, 13% complete! We have seen 1% of what this game has to offer! I will be back tomorrow around 9pm PST, probably a little after so don't freak out if I'm not on the dot. Thursday and Friday I can run it much earlier in the day, post when you would like to see it happen I can do anytime from 10am on to midnight!
>>735673706Can't wait for part 3!
good thread again OP, staying up was worth itTime to wake up in 2 hours 40 minutes lik e a boss.>>735673773Friday at your earliest convenience, pretty please.
>>735673706oh and remember: These are /v/s stats! This is YOUR GAME. You level up from greenhorn emigrant. We have this Oregon trail to get through, and the challenge journeys to unlock stuff like the >knife
>>735673816>farmer girlQueen of /v/ 2026, mark my words.
>playing the woke version with peaceful Indiansyowzer
>>735673706>total deaths: 0wonder how long until that changes. investing early into Ojou-sama being the first casualty. that random firearm discharge makes me think the world is inherently against her>>735673773>Hopefully we don't get general'd.yeah I wouldn't be surprised if these threads get struck down. shame since these have been pretty enjoyable so farsee you all later hopefully
>>735673969I love devil may cry
