>AVGN crossover with Scott The WozJust retire already James.
The beard makes him look 10 years younger.
I watched a lot of AVGN, Jontron, Somecallmejohnny, and even Irate Gamer, but I still haven't watched a single Scott the Woz video.
>scott the pozzed
>>735714734Jontron hasn't made a gaming video in a decade
>>735714786He's basically semi-retired because he's a dad now.
>>735714734He can be funny but most of his videos are really low effort. He usually just records a video game box on his floor while discussing it.
>>735714734Just watch his two part WiiU retrospective. Still waiting for the final third part…
>>735714831Does he have a job other than YouTube?
>>735714906Does he need one? His dad has oil money and he's a literal trust fund baby.
>>735714831So his child is 10 years old retard? He gave up viideogames way before that.
>>735714775>not racist, homophobic or sexist based >not transphobic retarded and cringe
>>735714973Yeah, he never needed to do anything.
>nooo you can't keep doing your job while having occasional guest charactersCue the thread being filled with r/cinemassacretruth underageb& rambling about baldness and faggot rumors
>>735714775>"Just ignore them">"Only play the games you want"We do, faggot, then you cry like a mutant tranny when your games flop
Do you think Kojima has seen this episode?https://youtu.be/PAsqpIUCCcQhttps://youtu.be/-hJYtpEBjxw
OH MY NIGGER! MY FAVORITE Z-TIER YOUTUBERS LINKED UP!
>>735714584>with Scott The Wozwho
>>735714734I have no idea how he has an audience. He's obnoxious as hell to listen to and his videos are really lame.
>>735714584Wow, we got Söýboys remake: nintendo boogaloo before gta6
>>735714775I never understand this>why would you waste your time being this upsetLike typing a post is an all-consuming thingIt takes less than a minute to comment under a dev's YouTube video "This shit fucking sucks, kys" then I go about my dayI don't even think about it after
I’m actually kind of surprised he hasn’t done more crossovers with newer YouTubers.
>>>/vt/
>>735714997Trans only make up 0.1% of the world population
>>735714734I watched one, and it was like "chatgpt, make a video with a stereotypical Nintendo(64) nerd"
>>735715169He appeals to gamecube revisionist zoomers, which make up a large portion of the audience that unironically watches these videos.>>735715434It's a textbook low-IQ response to any form of criticism. It's no different from replying with 'rent-free' as a knee-jerk reaction to push-back.
>>735714775Are you surprised?
>>735715601So did the Nazis, and people still hate them for some reason
>>735714775>they don't even play the gamesSays the invasive performative fucking faggot who doesn't play 90% of the games he pretends to care about for views and money, didn't actually play a single game before 2009 for fuck's sake. Effeminate zoomer faggot trying to talk like an expert and talk down to the original culture that shitheads like him helped destroy, holy shit I'm mad
>>735715701good whiteboi
>>735715530Why were these dweebs so popular?
>>735714775I don’t understand the “just play Days Gone” jab there as if it’s some insult.
>>735715713>trannies hold as much power as the third reichretard
>>735715765Days Gone was stereotyped as being "right wing" because the protagonist is a white biker who loves his clan of bikers and his white wife.
>>735714584>>735714734>>735714775Isnt scott the woz the faggot that cant soundmix to save his fucking life?>*mumbling* so the reason i dont like this game>cut>I am GAY / I AM A VIRGIN / SOME OTHER STUPID SHIT>*mumbling* as i was saying
>>735714584>AVGN got literally cucke din his own movie>He also got cucked IRLSo sad.
>>735715852>even watching that garbage in the first place
>>735714775Scott was always a faggy rich kid who larps as a poorfag who actually understands gaming
For me it's ninomae ina'nisConcert in LA in two days!
>>735714684Beards have an inverse effect. They make younger men look older and older men look younger.
>>735715751Early internet was wild west and these two were the rootinest tootinest cowboys of the nerd gamer space
>>735715881Tried watching it one day while boredSame dogshit as Terminal Cance- uh Montage.Loud noises must mean its funny huh?
>>735715771NTA but compare the population that support their delusions to the Nazis and you would be lead to believe they hold a little more sway than the Nazis. It might not be as cohesive or focused but certainly bigger.
>>735715530Remember when he said he was going to do a crossover with Game Center CX 7 or 8 years ago. I was looking forward it but it never happened. :(
>>735715901>>>/vt/ranny
>>735715601>>735715713>>735715771>>735715997>how can I make this videogame review thread about politics?>>>/pol/
>>735715701this has the energy of a joke but its dead serious.
>>735714775I'm so fucking angry I can't even see straight nowthese people deserve to be bullied and driven away from any hobby they near
>>735716049>black lives matter!>whoa hey guys lets not make this politicalEAT SHIT
This thread went full retard really fast
>>735716049>videogame review threadnigger this was an e-celeb threadAlready garbageAnons did everyone a favor to crash this thread with no survivors
>>735716075>"Do what you enjoy you cannot possibly be happy doing this for this long">This incites homicidal rage in AnonYou will do nothing retard
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO
>>735716146Fuck off you shitposting insufferable nigger
>>735714775>4 white cucks at the round table discussing how being white or having pride in being white is actually le badFunniest shit tbqh
>>735715719He was one of those people who cares more about a Nintendo Direct than playing games announced in a Direct
>>735716139First eceleb thread?
>>735715530Holy fugg why is everyone so fucking fat in the bottom pic compared to the top? What happened
>>735714734SameI did hear his christmas bargain bin song randomly on soundcloud though
>>735714775I have white bearded millennial ''journalist'' fatigue.
>>735714775People here are probably too stupid to realize this, but the real thing he's whining about is people being smart enough to know they don't have to buy terrible garbage to tell other people that they think it's terrible garbage.That's the actual thing he's pissed about.That they know it's shit and are smart enough not to buy it, specifically.
AVGN is way unfunnier these days (we were too harsh on Mike, he was the real AVGN all along) and yet he's still better than Scott. Simply for the fact that Scott has to appeal to the modern audience and they are a bunch of sensitive faggots, anyone in entertainment has to walk on eggshells these days man fuck zoomers
>>735715771>hold as much powercompletely arbitrary criteria for hating someone
>>735716191Why are you specifying that they’re white like it’s a bad thing?
>>735716049E-celeb threads do not belong on /v/.
>>735714734I haven't watched the Irate Gamer in months
>>735716151gave it to his wife along with the youtube salary and everything else. But hey he's in a rock band! That's cool, r-right?
>>735715434they're projecting because they meticulously go over their posts to make sure they don't offend anyone, so they assume everyone else does the same
>>735716389Because only whites do this shit and it's fucking hillarious.You never see niggers or chinks or any kind sitting around a table discussing how their race is bad.
>>735716357Last two times I even got excited enough to click video links to his content were his Earthbound and FF3 (6) videos.
Who the fuck watches this shit?
>>735716389Because it's performative self hatred, you attempted turnabout dicksucking faggot.
>>735715434it's an appeal to triviality, one of the most common leftist debate tactics
>>735716519Secondaries and zoomers.
>>735714584I do not know why Scott ever got popular and I am being 100% sincere when I say that. He has a stupid fucking name, his voice is annoying, and he even looks punchable. I could not make it through a single videos of his, I am continuously blown away at how fucking shit the internet has become.
>>735714775>"Play Days Gone"Why did this game mindbreak retarded lefties so much? It's like the immortal boogeyman to their dogma. Nobody thinks about that game except them.
What was the first episode that felt "off"?
>>735716551>There are people out there who have literally wasted the prime of their lives getting mad at black people in video games>No major experiences in life because it was all spent behind a screen complaining about minorities in video games>Someone points out that this isn't healthy and that you shouldn't have ruined your own life like this>Vitriol in responseYou've spent the last 12 years of your life being mad at the Internet and in the meantime life passed you by. You missed out on your prime and you don't even realize that and that's both funny and sad.
>>735714775>like i'm like play this game ok? Like i'm being like a fucking faggot, like come on ok? LMAO these people have less vocabulary than an ESL.
>>735716672Aladdin Deck Enhancer
>>735714775He won, racists are retarded and lost the culture war.
>>735716119>random shit unrelated to the videoyou sjws are so tiresome.>b-but I'm based and redpilledYou're a whiny snowflake.>>735716145It's literally a videogame review.>>735716391>never ever whines when it's a twitter screencap about politics
>>735714775He sounds fairly reasonable there.
>>735714775Genuinely, how do you keep people like this out of your hobby? They are cultural invaders who came in late and now talking down to you, trying to deride everything about the hobby while inserting their bullshit political agenda and acting condescending the entire time. How do you get human filth like this to fuck off or not show up in the first place?
>>735716072>energy of a joke but its dead seriousthat describes a lot of shit progresives do
>>735716684Who are you talking about?
>>735716672Atari Sports
>>735714775Meanwhile Jontron:>"I HATE JEWS AND NIGGERS!!!!!!"
>>735716391Why not? Are they not part of VIDEO GAME CULTURE?
>>735714584>just stop making money!sure buddy
>>735716835Now that's a message I can get behind
>>735715156No idea but he looks like a little bitch pussy faggot.
>durr he's wokeOk and?>t-that's bad!Why?>n-not videogamesThat's a defensive cope and you know it, plus he's a bigger part of videogame culture than any of you are and he's more handsome, widely loved and successful than you. You having an emotional outburst at this like a woman is not a proper argument.All you losers do is hide in this echo chamber, tears streaming down your face in impotent, pathetic rage at people who are better than you actually having fun and living their lives. It's very unhealthy and you desperately need help.
>>735714843SOVL
>mfw my hairline is worse than James;Fuck you all niggers. We all get old and ugly at some point.
>>735716774No he doesn't, he does the exact thing he's criticizing in that same clip. Of course when he does it it's okay but when his political enemies do it it's wrong
>>735715701>proceeds to be beaten up and get a nasty CTE by the golems he defended
>>735714775Oh so /v/ hates him because he actually plays games instead of constantly virtue signaling in the eternal culture war
>>735715771It'd be pretty strange if the Third Reich had as much power as trannies considering it hasn't existed for 80 years.
>>735716049You're a retard, stop posting for the day and go back to /j/ lmao
Go play Days Gone
>>735714584I don't like Tojam and Earl
>>735714584AVGN with ScottTheWoz feat. fatman from the Screenwave Media(tm) company
>>735717116You lost the culture war lmao
>>735717130>he actually plays gamesDebatable. He collects games, talks about games, and reads up on game articles from Wikipedia to make his videos. And he's extremely outspoken about shit like JRPGs and never giving them a chance, so it's clear his familiarity with a lot of genres is limited to whatever can be found in papa Nintendo's catalog.
>>735717000true!
This entire board is just ragebait now
>>735717253Eh, it all came out in the wash. Liberals use conservative-coded language and conservatives adopted a lot of grievance culture/crybullying from the left
>>735717130How can people play games that haven't released yet, smart guy? He's getting mad about people looking at trailers for pozzed games and saying "that's pozzed, I'm not going to play that"
>>735714684I've never seen such a young man.
>>735716672Season 7 in general.Big Rigs was the point of no return for him because it started Season 8 which consisted of James constantly covering shit literally no one had heard of and he had seemed to have run out of childhood experiences or popular games of the era to make episodes off of.
>>735716458only white leftists * These people are traitors that were brainwashed by the little hats and pedo elites.
>>735716785Lmao they look confused.
>>735715601Still too many
>>735717308Well, that's what happens when the jannies banned everyone who made quality contributions because they were buttmad AIfags and discussions of every game actually worth a shit that didn't pay them to shill here.
>>735716191I dont think they are white, one has a big schnozz and that girl certainly could also be one considering the spacing of her eyes
>>735716862Go be a wannie(wannabe jannie) somewhere else faggot.
Why doesn't he use his fucking logo in the thumbnails on the nerd episodes so I know to actually watch them when I see it on my feed
>>735717308Yup
>>735714734same, him and that fag wearing a tucked-in shirt with jeans holding a big microphone in front of his face are the opposite of charisma
Why is this garbage still up?
>>735717419
>>735716357>zoomersAs if the seeds and fruits of this situation were not there well before zoomers became adults. Millenials are actually more guilty of this, zoomers are more extreme both ways but at least one half is actively edgy to spite political correctness. Millenials let the PC culture steamroll them completely
>>735714584this is a videogame board, not an eceleb boardgo gossip about your idols on reddit or something
>>735717332Season 7 had some solid episodes, but I'm inclined to agree. After the movie, everything just felt completely off and never really recovered. >The Big Rigs episode was 12 years agoFucking christ.
>>735717530>why is there poop in this toilet?Reddit for serious discussions, 4chan for shitposting, it's always been that way
>>735717001>reverse trolling the thread to get (You)s Try harder, this shit has been done for 15+ years here. >>735717253I'm not American so that's not my culture little guy.
>>7357167853 looks like one of those Thatcher Illusion images where you flip the eyes and mouth upside down.
>>735716672If you continue to watch it after it became a business instead of a hobby, you are a blight on the internet.
>>735717583Kill yourself
>>735717343Says the fag who worships king orange goy who ate and rape babies along said "little hats".
>>735717530Go say that in the goon bait threads instead you fucking troglodite.
>>735717567Big Rigs and Hong Kong 97 were the episodes where I feel like the AVGN stopped being a separate character and just became a personality James Rolfe is portraying. Especially when he's like just laughing at the game and having fun mocking it... you're supposed to vent our childhood frustrations for us, not play modern games no kid ever played.
>omg he's pozzedMost of these guys start with passion and end with it just being another job. They're pozzed because the world is pozzed.
>>735714775I never see people like this actually have non white friends. what's that all about
>>735717534Cry meds until you're blue in the faceScream as much as you wantReply to this post passiveaggressively like a gaylord like (You)s are upvotes and I somehow benefit from receiving them.The catalog will still be full of shit, and the only thing about a game that goes on will be gacha faggots who are mentally ill enough to keep toggling airplane mode to ban evade.
>>735717692I'm not American, try harder nigger.
>>735717635>smells a lump of poop>wonders why it stinksGo back
>>735717318He's tired at fags like (You) who constantly whine about microagressions, not unlike how we all got tired of SJWs complaining about muh soggy knees in the 2010s. You adopted the prog's idpol tactics and became as annoying and pathetic as them.
>>735716290covid.
>>735717308As far as I can tell the entire internet is just ragebait. I can't go anywhere without something trying (and succeeding) to make me mad. The only way I can get away from this shit now is if I just close the browser and pretend it's the 90's again.
>>735717705>complete faggot homo making excuses for other faggot homosIt's like poetry, it rhymes
>>735714775and then you have scott the wozes all over /v/ defending tomodachi having nonbinary shit and pronouns kek this hobby's fucked
Somebody post their favorite YTP based on an e-celeb quickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmrWHmuUOLg
>>735717267I dunno I enjoy autistic randos sharing their passions, I dislike how wikified content is nowadays I'd much rather watch some autist rant for hours on end about some passion even if they have misconceptions than having yet another slop content only reading wikis or doing politically charged video essays
>>735717698>you're supposed to vent our childhood frustrations for us, not play modern games no kid ever played.By 2014 he had been doing it for almost a decade, he played all of the childhood games that people were frustrated by.
>>735717829https://youtu.be/I0EVoDs8SN8?si=IkzcuS7S8D3TMt3K
>>735717829https://youtu.be/RC-jE0W2rok
>>735717723Believe it or not but the biggest leftists and feminists where i'm from never try to interact with non whites. I'm the chudler and get along with the non whites. White libtards are just SJWs and doesn't live life.
>>735715751James because he was the only gaman channel on YouTube with production value at the timeDoug because autistic people exist
>>735717804>spent a week avoiding all internet besides downloading shit 2 months ago>played through MediEvil and the SNES version of Dragon Quest 2 along with random Doom wads while watching Slayers and the Sam & Max cartoon>felt probably the happiest I have in a decade even if it was lonely, got way more sleep than usualreal life is an escape from the internet at this pointyour image should be named Tommy Montana
>>735714775oh man, these people don't like me, how can I ever live with myself :(
>>735717735Gacha games are still games no matter how much that makes you seethe.
>>735717935I think Doug's earlier videos were charming enough to where I can understand why people enjoyed them at the time. I was one of them. Then he got way too into doing skits with others and it made all of his reviews painfully unfunny. Now he's in debt to Oney for bringing him out of pure irrelevancy.
>>735717308that's intentional btw
>>735717762His career is whining about games he didn't play. Like this fag made a video about how Nintendo had a shit lineup after a direct because no mario/zelda games then a month later made a video about how people need to stop negatively rating directs if no mario or zelda games get announced.Huge huge huge hypocrite who will fit any mold he's poured into because he is someone who does this as a career and not as someone who genuinely likes the hobby
>>735716835red and basedpilled
>>735717978Do you know why? Normalfags decided to put everything IRL on the internets and now RL bullshit is everywhere online. These retards turned internet into srs bsnss 247 with politics and censorship everywhere you go.
>>735718039>Now he's in debt to Oney for bringing him out of pure irrelevancy.Oney's faggot fans of course had to ruin it by being obsessive about it.
>>735718079can't be if they want the site to make money because traffic is fucking nosediving
>>735716684Based martyrs fighting to fix the corruption of the hobby they are passionate about and not caring about what they have to sacrifice to do so.
>>735718102Funnily enough I haven't watched a main channel video from him in a long time but I watched this and it seemed genuinely funhttps://youtu.be/khQrfV-pf6USome friends hanging around and doing dumb shit like blind taste testing burgers
>>735717978>>played through MediEvil and the SNES version of Dragon Quest 2 along with random Doom wads while watching Slayers and the Sam & Max cartoonIncredibly based tastes bro. I wish I had the mental strength to avoid the internet for a while.
>>735717630nigga he joined ScrewAttack in 2007 it was always a way job to him his real hobby is watching and making bad films
>>735718119Is he tall or is she short? Good for him to find a woman who looks normal.
>>735714775I don't spend all day complaining about woke video games on the internet but I despise these people and everything they stand for. If I have to choose between body type A and body type B or or play as yet another unlikeable girlboss character then I will simply not be purchasing the game. My life doesn't revolve around endless consumption like these degenerate bourgeois swine so it's not a big deal for me to skip the next quadruple A nigger tranny game churned by corporations that hate me, who are themselves bankrolled by Jewish finance capitalists who want us all dead. I'll just read a book instead, bro. I'm good. Enjoy your fucking goyslop, you nihilist reprobate.
>>735718157>martyrsYou're dumbasses stuck on your problematic era, you're genuinely less advanced than Anita Sarkeesian lmao
>>735718249I haven't watched anything released past 2007
>>735714584"This game is so ASS I'd rather watch Diff'rent Strokes than play it.""Is that a reference I would get if I was twice as old?"
>>735718270Your blasphemous words will not discourage those who fight to purge your kind.
>>735718270>less advanced than Anita Sarkeesianbitch got married to herself, you don't get lower than your kind kek
>>735718252he's 5'8 and she was a virgin, I think he's an annoying douche but it makes me happy knowing the even more insufferable faggots who made themselves into his enemies lost>Destiny won the debate but is a literal cucked faggot now
>>735718270>>735718362Yeah almost like being a culture war obsessed loser means you don't have a fulfilling personal life regardless of what side you're on huh?
>>735714775It's always the whitest fucking people that have these braindead liberal takesI guess because they have it so good, drinking the kool aid is necessary to maintain the delusion they live inI'd be fine with it, but these people will then flee their blue states to ruin the sane states too instead of accepting how fucking stupid and insane they are.There aren't going to be many places left for yo to run next leftoids.
>>735718157>>735718337Imagine being this guy and having your entire psyche warped so badly by astroturfing that you genuinely believe that complaining about black people in video games on the internet is a fulfilling way to live life.
I can't believe they are ripping off my GOAT
>>735716835"rich blacks commit more crime than poor whites" has only gotten more and more hysterical reactions with age now that every broccoli mutt is going through xir commie phase lmao. I may dislike his direction post-Barbie but god bless him
>>735718407>Bragging about living in states where companies can treat people like garbage and then go back to their mansions in California anywayThanks for the tax credits, sucker!
>>735714775How much buckets of shit a day do i need to eat to get a grin like Scott?
>>735718243You need it to pay bills and get emails. 4chan is a trashfire that you always come back to warm yourself at unfortunately.>>735718373He's my height so she's 5'0 or so. >virginHe won the lottery desu.>Destiny KWAB(kek what a bitch)
>>735718419Jontron's comments are more funny when you realize he's a caricature of "ungrateful immigrant" who actually hates every part of America that isn't similar to his (parent's) homeland. America welcomed his parents with open arms and all his parents did was breed contempt for Americans and what Americans believe in. Him and his family are actually the immigrants we don't want, no better than Somalian scammers imo
Why doesn't quicksand exist anymore
>>735718407https://stateofchildhoodobesity.org/demographic-data/adult/Why are all the chuds states (Outside of Utah/Florida) fat as helleven the ones without the blacks are fat (Like Ohio and Kansas)
>all my vidya ecelebs are becoming adults, getting married and having children
>>735718337>blasphemous wordsCome the fuck on anon you're fucking pathetic>>735718362See >>735718392Also, remember the clip of "Everything is racist, everything is homophobic, everything is sexist and you have to point it all out..."? She was complaining about how annoying she was when she first studied systems, you fags are eternally trapped in that step, and Anita who didn't seem to have completely grown past that herself ended up a lonely loser, do you want that to be your destiny? That's what you get when hou get eternally triggered for playing the identity politics/systems game anon
>>735718595Roughly the same reason we don't really have "desert" levels anymore.
>>735718629I knew I would end up like this ever since I was 12.
>>735718595It was popular in pulp magazines, which in turn inspired stuff like Indiana Jones and other action movies to feature it, which in turn caused it to appear in early vidya. We are divorced enough from the source now that modern devs barely remember it's a thing.
>>735718629Somehow I don't really think they are having that much fun with it.
>>735718119What does john even do nowadays? Last I knew he disconnected for the most part and has a happy family.
>>735717419>because they were buttmad AIfagsElaborate
>>735718629It's scary how quickly time passes by. I still remember watching the first Monster Madness like it was yesterday.>>735718752>I knew I would end up like this ever since I was 12.Same here.
>>735718606>why are Americans fat They eat fake food all year long for decades and they don't exercise on average. Those living in hugboxes and cozy lifestyles are middle class and become leftists.
>>735714584He's gonna take you back to the pastTo play some just okay games at lastHe alreadyPlayed all the shitNow it's normal games and that's aboit itHe'd rather beDone with this showBut screenwave won't ever let him goHe was once an angry game nerdNow he just an aging film loving nerdBut he's a trapped in the corpse of his own show nerdHe's the tired...Video game nerd.
>>735714584we are further away from the first episode of AVGN (~20 years) than the first episode of AVGN was to the retro game (~18 years) it reviewed at the time
>>735718937Ruralfags are often the fattest and those are often conservative though...and it's not like the most popular ecelebs on the right aren't just like scott the wozz with a beard.
>>735718979Shut up. I don't want to think about that.
>>735715530Soul vs soulless
>>735718890For the same reason there's a 24/7 Deltarune general that is babbling the same hurr I real fan I fuck kids all day me real annoying delterune fan plese hate game now me good psyop, there was a 24/7 aifag general on /v/ for years and people that actually drew shit were repeatedly given 3 day bans for "off topic".It's why /v/ basically has no drawfags anymore.
Be honest with me, anon. Have you ever thought about becoming an angry reviewer?We're on an anonymous site. You can be honest here.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/218938958/#218938958Funny how this trash gets insta deleted on /tv/ while it stays up for hours here
>>735719090>It's why /v/ basically has no drawfags anymore.I remember before AI really took off, the drawthreads were infested with schizos and people constantly hounding for their requests to be drawn. Drove off a lot of drawfags.
>>735718629>when you are rich and famous off the algorithm you get to live a good life You don't say.>>735718980They overeat, you don't magically become fat. Most ecelebs probably never do home meals and just eat Factor, doordash or junk food and restaurant food.
>>735719135I have thought about making shitty game review videos if that counts, but that's mostly gone to the wayside since video sharing websites don't really exist anymore and I don't feel like paying cloudflare protection money to not ddos my own website.
>>735719135I did. I was a hyper autistic child and became obsessed with video games and the internet at the worst possible point in my life. Thankfully I never actually tried or else I would've embarrassed myself more than I already had.
>>735719161the /tv/ mods ban everything, and yet /tv/ is still a shittier board than even /v/ is
>>735719161/v/ mods suck
>>735719135I've thought about making a kind of parody channel in a similar vein where I'd create this character that is basically a lolcow with objectively bad vidya takes
>>735718962hehI don't get the people who say there's no bad/hard old games for him to play, like dude have you seen the wall of carts he's probably played 10% of that
>>735719179>I remember before AI really took off, the drawthreadsThat's really great. Drawthreads are not the only place people make OC on /v/
>enter drawthread>the first ~100 posts are almost always the same exact people posting their commission-tier requests for months on end every single thread>the rest of the thread is full of so much schizobabble that searching through it for actually good requests is too mentally exhaustingThat's why I stopped drawing for anons, anyway. Haven't entered a dedicated drawthread in almost a year now because they all have the same problems as /vg/ generals. Only good requests I see are when I enter a thread discussing something I like and prompt the thread for requests.
>>735719135No because i won't force myself to play something that i'm clearly not interested in. It's bad for the soul and the last time i had vidya addiction is back when i no lifed CoD from 08 to 12. I barely play games now.
>>735718979>Mega Man episode feels recent>Actually was 10 years ago>In the video he goes back 10 years to the ANN era
>>735714775This was one of the youtube losers astroturfing the gamecube, right? Makes sense.
>>735719319There's no need to create a character, we already have DSP
>>735719135Yes, and every now and then, I think I still can do it. Thankfully, something inside me stops me every time.
>>735715601FAR too many
>>735719359Meant for >>735719179
>>735719359I saw that they moved to /vg/.
>>735719354I never said it was you baboon. I'm just saying that a lot of drawfags left because of the freaks here.
>>735719161Some weeks ago there was a thread where people where discussing beastiality, and one guy there were posting links to sites and archives for horse porn etc. it almost reached bump limit before it was deletedIt's incredible how incompetent /v/ mods are, either that or there is like 2 mods
>>735719359can you do a quick doodle of james force feeding scott a rotten skunk rq ty
Take me back
>>735719161AVGN threads are honestly preferably to the deluge of off topic goon threads that plague the board.
>>735719387Why is it always Nintendo with these weirdos? I stopped playing the Nintendo around 14 years old in 2002. These people are manchildren.
>>735719392DSP can't keep going forever. Somebody has to carry the torch. Plus, that's not a parody. That's a real guy. That being said it would be an Andy Kaufman type deal. I would want people to be confused on whether I was serious or not. I don't want it to be blatantly obvious that it's a parody, but one of those things like "is this guy fucking with me or is he just retarded?" Anyways I do have plans to go forward with this, but it would take a lot of energy for what would wind up as a joke channel and there's other things I have to focus on. I will get it done eventually.
>>735718979Even more crushing is the realization that I was on this site for some years before he even got to working on that first video.
>>735719135I was almost a member of TGWTG. Made a whole vidya video and everything. If I wasn't turned down I could've been much worse off than I am now.
>>735719359Speaking of drawthreads, I used to lurk in them years ago before making a random request. I didn't think a drawanon would actually take it. If you're still here, thanks again.
I've never seen this scott dude's show, is he actually good?
>another hidden /pol/ threadjust nuke that board already
>>735715749don't spell it like a homo
>>735719459Mods and jannies probably participate in goon bait trash threads regardless of board.
>>735719570No lol, he doesn't hold a handle to classic AVGN. I'm not even sure what the appeal is but it's just a young guy that collects video games and has somewhat of a snobbish attitude. He's not particularly intelligent or provides any kind of unique take that you can't find on the billions of other hobbyist youtuber channels. He's just popular with little zoomzooms.
>>735719648>He's just popular with little zoomzoomsNot even
>>735719161/v/ is a great place to discuss everything BUT videogames./tv/ is just a shithole. /v/ is at least consistent with this.
>>735719570He's basically AVGN if the blacked meme was true
>>735716724blud still thinks its 2020 skull
>>735719392lmao I immediately thought of him the moment I read "lolcow with objectively bad vidya takes">>735719514he's outliving all of us. 50 years from now he'll be playing mind controller 4D vidya and blaming the controller
>>735719506Disproportionate representation of nintendo fanboys in media production fields compared to general consumers.
>>735719570He's someone who grew up watching youtube videos about games instead of playing them himself. He has no real opinions on anything, has no passion for any of the videogames he "covers" and his videos are pure slop that go in one ear and out the other
>>735719516lol yes I was thinking something similarWikipedia had some weird split of "Original" vs. "YouTube" release dates for his episodes that i didn't understand, until i remembered that YouTube did not exist at the timeI was defending Trigun's honor on /a/ before AVGN or YouTube existed. what the fuck.
>>735716350>don't buy it>"it looks shit">"you clearly didn't play the game, your opinion is invalid"Every thread about a remake and walking sim with a coat of paint on top
>>735718419>xir commie phaseHuh? I thought they were still watching shit like clavicular or something like that.
James does know he can play 360 games because they're considering retro now, right?
>>735719764He played basically nothing but Nickelodeon shovelware until he was in high school. Honestly I'm surprised he didn't become an animation Youtuber obsessed with MLP or Steven Universe or something
>>735719715/tv/ is only a shit hole because gookMooT refuses to create sub boards for it like moot did with /vg/ and /mlp/. /tv/ needs a /celeb/ board at LEAST.
>>735714775>THESE HECKIN RACISTS DON'T PLAY EVEN PLAY THESE NEW GAMES!>proceeds to play exclusively nintendo shit from 20 years ago
>>735719715You can discuss video games on /v/, but then you get harassed by a bunch of schizos and mods telling you to go to /vg/, which is an even WORSE place to discuss video games. Be the change you want to see. Discuss more vidya. Bump the threads that actually make an effort to discuss video games. Don't participate in low quality threads (such as this one). Goodbye!
>>735719648>implying gen z cares about NintendoIt's millenials keeping them afloat the most. Gen z would rather grind in Fortnite or anything PvP or FoTM game on a PS5 or Xbox. >>735719745Even Nintendo age chart shows the 29-39 years old being the biggest fans. Nintendo will die once that group moves on.
>>735719923>/tv/ needs a /celeb/ board at LEAST.They say /v/ also needs an e-celeb board, but what that would just lead to a bunch of stalking and drama that mods probably don't want to deal with so they'd rather just delete it when it pops up
>>735717130>>>>instead
>>735719923Just make a /cel/eb board in general for bothEasy
>>735719506A good portion of Nintendo deserves some of that stigma, true, but I never met a cube kid who was right in the head in particular, and I don't mean this lightly. It sounds like console warring, but it's true.
>>735719923/tv/ /pw/ and /sp/ could merge because it's all cable box trash in general.
>>735719941>once that group moves onIf they haven't moved on 20 years ago, they're never moving on.>>735719984>that would just lead to a bunch of stalking and dramaHasn't stopped them from making /vt/.
>>735719803I don't even think /v/ had been created yet...must've been around 06 or 07.
>>735719941I guarantee you most of Scott the Woz's audience is not above the age of 20. That would be older than him. Majority of youtuber metrics of that type all lean extremely young.
>>735719941>Nintendo will die once that group moves on.Nintendo is already beta testing a Roblox competitor, it's what that playtest they did a few years ago is about
>>735720059his humor is very stereotypical of the bad millennial kind of humor
>>735720034I owned a Gamecube, but I turned out fine because I also had a PS2 in the house (with way more games at that, not even counting the backwards compatibility).Brand loyalty is a dangerous thing.
>>735720041They didn't have a choice but to make /vt/ because the problem outgrew both the e-celeb and /tv/'s celebrity problem combined. It was taking up what, 90% of /jp/ and leaking on to the other boards too. If they make another new board right now, the site is so dead that it's just going to be DOA similar to the other brilliant new boards we got recently like /vmg/ (ghost town), /vm/ (ghost town), /vrpg/ (were you even aware this existed?)
>>735720035>cable boxMost of those have moved on to streaming services though. /sp/ still has a decent amount of soul, it has a much different culture than /tv/.
>>735720161/eceleb/ would be the one new board they could create that would actually have traffic
>>735719841Like, if we were talking actual places people discuss games, yeah there's a point to be made about it being a problem for people spending literally all day crying about games they don't like, care about, or even actually play, look at TF2 discussions online.But that's different to actually being able to evaluate if a game is going to suck without playing it and people getting mad by proxy that you didn't waste money on it.
>>735720034I was playing the SNES and only met a SEGA fanboy IRL >both Mario and Sonic fans turned out to be autistic in the future. If i knew that as a child, i would've moved on faster to the PSX and PC.
>>735714584>Scot the zoomDisgusting collaboration. Fuck all zoids. They don't know fuck about shit.
>>735719923Yeah and /mu/ has a serious KPop nigger problemi cant stand the simp shit on /mu/ and /tv/, not like it's any better on /v/Don't people have anything better to talk about than fucking FEMOIDS
>>735720224Ain't he gen y
>>735714775>Scott the Pozzed>While posting Alpharad
>>735720225Celebrity worship predates the internet. This is nothing new. Doesn't make it any less pathetic.
>>735718752>>735718931I knew when I was 8 I would be a shut in lonert. 29 years old
>>735720225Yeah IDK Why they don't talk about Thor's Hammer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJONdkx2zQ8
I kinda miss going to Cinemassacre, GameTrailers and ScrewAttack to watch James's stuff. The internet was nicer when there were tons of different sites to check out.
>>735720136Guess what though? All of those "millenial humor channels" still have primarily CHILDREN watching them. Tons of the views on the site are mainly young people under the age of 18. Every 30-something influencer has an amry of zoomies at his command. Scott the Woz is 28, he's pretty young compared to most of them, he's also newer compared to a lot of the dinosaurs like AVGN who has a viewerbase that aged with him. Scott's barely been around for a few years, he's new age.
>>735720206It's a joke because 20 years ago, it was the case. It doesn't change the fact that a merge would pump the activity levels and kill the worst shitposters and threads with more mods and jannies.
>>735716672Seconding the Atari Sports episode. It’s good but something about it feels lifeless.
>>735714584isn't AVGN still friends with stuttering creg? so he is canceled by woke twitter
>>735719135Not an angry one, but I always wanted to review games and cartoons. I don't really know how to articulate myself, maybe write it all down and read it off. I just like basic shit like Crash, Mario & sports games though.
>>735714775>Listening to scott the flop
>>735714584Did he actually take some of the advice from the cinemassacre truth? Just need to go bald now
>>735720225/pw/ have generals for womemes lmao. Only /s/ was made for women posting and it's dead.
>>735720395>a merge would pump the activity levelsMods don't like this because it makes it harder to manage.>kill the worst shitpostersLmao, that's some autism. Some of these guys have been ban-evading and hiding behind six gorillion proxies for 10+ years. You think a simple merge will kill them? If anything it will embolden them. They'd have a whole new audience to shitpost with!The big leak on 4chan showed that /v/ has more mods than any other board, and yet it has some of the most garbage on the board as well. More mods and jannies doesn't make it a better place if they can't even do their jobs properly.
>>735720404James really doesn't care about any of that. Only reason he fucked up that one time and said anything is because his dumbass fat new coworkers were so terminally online they probably told him about all the people who cry about him online
>>735714734I am all for comfy. I watched a couple of videos and nah. They’re zoomer shit.
>>735716389Yes, because he's making fun of them for being cucks for their own race
best DSP moment?this is my favoritehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbIJZKNcXxs
>>735720519>More mods and jannies doesn't make it a better place if they can't even do their jobs properly.People joke but there is so much money made by ads and apparently 4chan gets really good lawyers when needed. There really should be paid moderation staff.
>>735720392>Scott's barely been around for a few years, he's new age.9 years is not a "few" in this timeline
>>735720404Craig is never coming back, James doesn't care.
>>735720519You're right but i huffed some hopium that maybe they could do the job they're paid for. Jannies are worthless because it's just anons without bans who can post on /j/.
>>735720305>6th grade>using pc while waiting for mom to get ready to take me to school>see trailer for the AVGN Mario Is Missing episode>whole day at school I was excited for it and couldn’t wait to get back homeI’m 29 and this always stuck with me for some reason.
>>735720580There must be a fuckton of lurkers still, even if the posting stats have plummeted.
>>735714584I like scott the woz but I fail to see any crossover he’d have with avgn in terms of audience
>>735720789they both talk about old games and Scott was inspired by James. That's it.
>>735720734Shitposters always post the outdated chart that ends in 2016 as a gotcha and i've never seen one from pre 2010 up to current year.Obviously phoneposters are the majority now but total posters is not even on 4stats.io
>>735720789His audience probably doesn't even know who AVGN is.
>>735720580>>People joke but there is so much money made by ads and apparently 4chan gets really good lawyers when needed. There really should be paid moderation staff.The mods do get paid. I saw one figure of $400 a month "enough to support my vidya hobby". But when the site was hacked they complained the reason they didn't do basic maintenance for 10 years was because they didn't have the money.
>>735718412I would not expect a filthy heathen like you to understand.
>>735717332>>735716672>>735718249>>735718327I unironically think he should have branched off into reviewing modern games AKA like Yahtzee or someone. It could have kept him relevant, and he could still do the occasional retro review. For example, imagine him doing MGS3, or even 4 when they came out. Halo 2 and 3, etc. Could have still had the swearing at bullshit parts but we could have heard his opinions on what he enjoyed. I think he's capable of good criticism.
>>735714734Projared, Happy console gamer, Super Bunnyhop
>>735720903Because "we" have a weak leader aka gookmoot. This guy is sipping wine in Japan jacking off to gaynime doing what else? Moot was a baggage babysitting faggot but he cared about 4chan.
>>735718752Fucking normie. I knew by second grade when i was sitting in class and realized i could never forsee myself being married.
>>735720682It's crazy you mention the Mario Is Missing episode in particular because I also have a very fond memory of that one. I remember getting to my nan's house after a long ass drive and watching it on her old computer right as it went up. Comfy times.
Is Frogger a right-wing game?
>>735721032You're not wrong. At the end of the day, the responsibility is on Hirishomoot, and he is perfectly okay with just collective passive income and letting the mods do all the dirty work. Mods are okay with the passive income too, so are gonna do the bare minimum just to keep the site afloat. I really don't think it's making THAT much money is the thing.
>>735720682>>735721079For me, it was the Indiana Jones episode.
>>735719135I was going to. The only thing that stopped me was not having a capture card.I'm still thinking of doing normal reviews
>>735720873there is still the average which is still around 60% from it's peak in say 2016-2020 or so
>>735714775I'd be ok with this as a weeb but then I start to get japanese games with the body type shit in it. And it does ruin some games. In fantasy life i for example, they took out some gender exclusive outfits since they didn't fit both genders. I just want to play my weeb games in peace.
>>735714775He's a Nintendo dickrider. He has to take this stance with how gay Nintendo is becoming or he wouldn't be able to fellate them anymore.
>>735720987I have a feeling James isn't that into video games. I doubt he cares about anything beyond the PS2.
>>735720873Honestly I wonder how much the quality of this place would change if phone posting was just completely banned. All the worst posts always end up having a phone filename attached to it.
>>735720463Do not review cartoons. That doesn't have the best association.
>>735718752I didn't even see myself alive at 40 when i was 12.I'm currently 38. >>735721108There's an old Image of 2 c h a n posters saying how Hiro is a cancer that ruins everything he touch and it turned out these Japanese fags were right. It's a 12+ years old picture.
anybody an RndStranger fan? He's doing an anthology review of all the pc engine games right now
>>735720987He wouldnt do that unless he was handed scripts. He's admitted he's not that deep into gaming, especially modern shit.
>>735721285Phoneposters are the worst because people use their phones to ban evade when they get banned from their main IP address lol. Of course it's gonna be the worst.Right now though you can hardly even post on 4chan if you don't verify your e-mail first. They've range banned so many IP addresses that it makes it more difficult to shitpost from phones, but people still get around it naturally. Thing is if you cut phone traffic, you cut like 90% of the site's traffic most likely, and I doubt they'd be willing to do away with that revenue just to increase posting quality while the site comes to a screeching halt. Things are already slowing down quite a bit though.You never used to have threads on /v/ last for days. You didn't used to have page tens last for over an hour. It's already really slowing down. If it got even slower, I don't even know if the site could sustain itself anymore
>>7357211742020 is probably the peak because of covid and second round of 2016 tourists US election.
>>735720987James was never a video game guy. He made that one Castlevania 2 video and his friends encouraged him to upload it. None of AVGN's conception was intentional. James was always a movie guy (the entire reason the AVGN movie exists in the first place).Even in the early days, James wasn't playing most of the game footage you see. That was mostly Mike, who was the ACTUAL video game nerd of the two.
>>735714775God damn, how can anyone sit in on a conversation like this and not fall asleep? They look bored out of their minds. And who the fuck talks like this? I'm being serious, who sits down and decides to internet-moralize as a group about how much they love hating their own race or whatever? It's retarded as fuck.
>>735716519soi boy redditors and women
>>735721285You seen those charts of 4chan traffic collapsing lately? That's the people on phones not bothering anymore with the captcha raping them for not being on the same IP the entire time. Does the site feel any better?
>>735721470It's about virtue-signaling, sniffing your own farts. It makes them feel good when they say it, but it doesn't actually do anything good. If it reinforces the viewers biases, they also like it. People just want their own dogshit opinions "validated" by others, especially people in the media.
>>735721285Kill it because phones are forced to see ads unlike a PC using blockers. All those old archaic journo sites have 15 ad pop ups once you load in so the site doesn't die.
>>735721337I watch him, but he is occasionally a socially correct cunt over things from 30 years ago.
>>735714906>youtube is a real job!it's a hobby for rich fucks
>>735721557>phones are forced to see adslollmao
>>735721451True, yet somehow I feel as if 4chan will still be around and might even get another resurgence even. It just feels like posting where the political winners go over to circlejerk with each other just doesn't have the same zest as it used to be. Men's general disapproval of trump is skyrocketing in comparison to the mild displeasure that indie women have for him because of the war and shit is just making "Going to where basedmaga88" posts just not feel that dangerous or exhilarating and it's kind of a pain in the ass to post here, let alone make threads.Still even in these trying times, I feel like the quality here has marginally and very slightly improved.
the quicksand its just a metaphor about James ending carrer
>>735721285Phone posting is the only way to use this shithole. Captcha is 1 step, on my pc its 5 and half the time it wont let me post because of my ip range.
>>735721594Some people got rich via youtube though. Most don't, but some did. As a "career" though, most tend to burn out after just a few years.
>>735716672That AVGN game review. Who the fuck reviews a game about themselves? A self righteous prick, that's who.
>cope beard
>>735721617Shut up and talk about video games or go back to /pol/ retard, nobody cares
>>735721607It's a real weird thing to claim when most advertisements on /v/ are when companies pretty flagrantly pay to fill the entire catalog with 2 reply threads about a game nobody really gives a shit about for 2 months and then it immediately falls off and you maybe get one thread months later by a guy who didn't realize what was going on.
>>735721412I didn't ever posted my email here even in those appeals and i post from a static IP. The hax unbanned literally everyone instantly btw, all those millions of IPs can post here if they wish to. I think it was 13 millions bans archived lmao.
>>735714775Does a black woman in a game make it worse?
>>735720248Yes. Scott the Wozz is a millennial. He grew up on the Gamecube.
>>735721412>phonepost>captcha is easy as fuck>hook phone to pc to use it to connect to internet >captcha makes me wait 5 minutes then complete 5+ matching games per post>90% of the time it gives me an error saying i cant post
>>735715751early internet was mostly middle america teens and early 20s having fun.
>>735714584Scott the Woz looks like such a lame ass faggot, what a punchable fuck face he has
>>735721769>I think it was 13 millions bans archived lmao.Wonder how many of those people are dead now
>>735718119Honestly happy for a fellow dad. Jontron is a good guy, he's too good for internet shit.
>>735721607I don't phone post and maybe m.blockers exist now?>>735721617Just watch /pol/ lose many posters in 2028 when Trump retires. The /ptg/ has been kept alive since 2016 even when Biden was president. It's a circlejerk, i hide every generals anyway.
>>735714775He's right that I'm bored. Bored of every game turning into a lecture.
AVGN used to not just be a character. He was genuinely an angry gamer, and while his behavior in the videos was exaggerated, the gimmick of the show was based on him actually being angry at the games he played. That's why he drinks beer in every episode, because beer makes you angry and swear. However, at a certain point he lost interest in video games and it just became a job for him, which is why the anger in the new videos feels forced, and he started doing stupid shit like pic related, which felt like a parody of AVGN more than an actual AVGN video.
>>735721950have you tried looking outside of ragebait youtube videos?
>>735721940I've been using an adblock browser on my phone for nearly 3 years, and outside of some glitchy YouTube videos I have not seen a single ad while browsing the web.Get with the times.
>>735721785Statistically, yes.
>>735721940>dont worry guys they'll just decide to leave on their ownlol if you believe this. they've colonized this place entirely, they're not gonna randomly leave
>>735721950Just play other games bro, especially older ones. I guarantee you haven't played all the good ones. We don't have lives long enough to play all the good ones.
>>735715921No they don't. Old men with big long white beards like Dumbledore look old af.
>>735722020Have you tried doing push-ups with your low T?
>>735721785More often than not they're added as diversity fodder rather than being an actual character, so yes.The same applies to any race or gender.
>>735722192what the fuck does that have to do with video games?
>>735721826He makes it clear he grew up on the wii. His childhood game he sucks off is Marjo Galaxy. He's way too young for Gamecube
>>735721950>"It's not for YOU chud." "Don't like it? Don't buy it!" "You were never a real fan." "We don't care what talentless freaks think.">okay>game bombs>"WHY DID OUR GAME FAIL? IT'S THE CHUDS' FAULT FOR NOT BUYING IT...THIS IS ECONOMIC TERRORISM ON LGBBQ FOLK OF COLOR!"I'm pretty much done with western games. Some indies look good but for the most part I feel like I'm getting ripped off, sold a movie, or preached at. It's not fun.
>>735721936How many died in jail from posting real cheese pizza is the real question. >>735722080Good, don't give a cent to Hiro if you can.>>735722084The biggest normalfags supporting Trump will leave if he's gone. They stayed in 2020-2024 became there was a chance he'd win 24. He retires in 28 unless he goes full crazy and declares an official 3rd term with some exploit.
>>735721950>>735722020>have you tried looking outside of ragebait youtube videos?I haven't watched those in years. Its all been said. But the industry keeps making the same shit. Like I said, I'm not angry, I'm bored. Its just the same shit over and over and over.>>735722106>Just play other games bro, especially older ones.That's mostly what I do. Same with TV and movies. It would be nice to get something new without getting a lecture about current year California nonsense though.
>>735722363>How many died in jailunlikely, most of them get out after a few years. Example: Big Thaddeus, he got out not that long ago and is running a youtube channel now.They were far more likely to die from suicide if I had to guess
>>735722363if you're talking about /pol/ specifically then maybe, but the tourists infesting the rest of the website are here to stay.
>>735719135I have a dyslexia. Reading stuff is really taxing, writing stuff is almost impossible and i don't know how to express myself effectively. So, no.
>>735722389>It would be nice to get something new without getting a lecture about current year California nonsense though.There is new stuff that doesn't do that. There are plenty of independently made games that are pure gameplay experiences and don't try to lecture you. Now from the AAA market, that's not really that common anymore. But it will fix itself. There's still a demand for a traditional vidya experience. Movies though? I think that's pretty much over. Hollywood is on the way out. I don't think we're really ever going to get "good" movies again. The entire industry has just been running on fumes, they cant get people to go to the theatres. Streaming services kind of disrupting the entire entertainment industry. Games will keep going though, because anyone can make a game.
>>735715749Jews are not white.>>735715881I watched that garbage in the first place when his channel was new and jewtube immediately started shilling it and putting it in everyone's recommended. Every video was the same joke. Years later it was still the same joke.And more years later still, to this day this faggot will not leave my recommended vids no matter how many times I tell them not interested, do not recommend this faggot. It's one of those channels.>>735716672109 Atari Sports and 111 Toxic Crusaders (piece of shit unfunny garbage), and the episodes past 100 leading up to them were very mediocre. Though I think the episode between them, Ikari Warriors is great. It should have ended there, or just att 100 with ROB.
>>735715751They were entertaining. Simple as.
>>735715838NTA but really?I played it and its one of the most left leaning games out there. You're friends with mix lesbian couple and the only guy besides your bike buddy who doesnt hate your guts is a black dude who also ends up saving your life. All the white people in the game are either crazy or murderous psychopaths or both in most cases.
>>735719135I always wanted to make YTPs but I never knew how to begin writing one.
>>735714584That guy raped so many kids and killed tons of people
>>735722419You missed the point anon. Pedos get killed in jail most times. Those cheese pizza posters that were caught are probably kill. >>735722454I'm a 2009 newfag and there was very little politics until 2016 UNLESS you count GG. Tourists are the worst, it doesn't matter which side they are, they killed the soul of 4chan.
>>735722419Big Thad is a registered sex offender for life tho. Might as well be dead
>>735717308People only listen when I piss them off
>>735722650>there was very little politics until 2016this is what newfag trannies actually believe
>>735722650I agree with everything you're saying, but i'm saying that these people have taken over the website and are not gonna leave when trump dies or leaves office or whatever the fuck.
>>735722160Shave the beard and they'll look older. The wrinkles and jowels show age.
>>735722661IDK anon, he seems pretty happy to me. Yeah it's a hassle but he gets by. If he might as well be dead he'd probably just kill himself>>735722650>Pedos get killed in jail most times.Some of the time, but it's not as common as you think, just like getting raped in prison also has become a big myth where it's really not that common. Both happen of course, but most sexual offenders get out. You can even look at where all the registered sex offenders are and I'm sure you have a few right in your neighborhood.
>>735722569Sometimes Satan shows me funny YouTube videos when I close my eyes. He had this one where he was reclining at a desk with his feet up, and he had horns. And, there was this box with a train in it. And every passenger on the train is screaming like these blood curdling screams, and I actually hear the screams in my head, they’re really high quality. Those are so nice screams, just imagine the sound of being burned alive or losing your arms, and you’re screaming in pain. Then he like turns the volume nob on his desk down, to turn the screams off. Then he’s like wait, I meant to turn it up. And then yeah he does turn the volume back up, and I keep hearing the people in every car screaming. Another funny one he showed me is the hall of lame, like the hall of fame joke. It’s a long hallway filled with thousands of small crt TVs. And on every channel is a different gore victim, like ppl who had their legs blown off and you see their bone and flesh and they’re wailing in pain. And, the ceiling is one giant tv of Satan fucking your mom’s ass. And he makes us walk thru this hall for 45 years.
>>735722887Knob*Through*
>>735722887Genuine schizophrenia. Not saying that as an insult, but you need some kind of help
>>735722936Satan fucks my mom in her ass. He told me he was Satan a couple of times actually. So did my mom tho. I’m not really sure what the point of this is.
>>735722783>le obongo nigger POTUS shitposts It wasn't deranged shit. >jews Nobody likes them since 2000+ years >>735722790I should specify that it's about the cultists leaving, not the people who post on /news/ or /int/. Truth be told, 4chan went from a wapanese website to a political one and i wonder what's next if it doesn't go away before.
>>735723049Satan actually wrote the book on schizophrenia. Thats why it’s called a skit. It’s a show, was the joke. He’s playing around with dolls.
>>735723079High school can be tough
>>735722878Can you even look at criminal records outside of the US? It seems to be an American exclusive. I don't think i can see this in Canada.
>>735723093You do realize that being so fixated on off topic political shit on the video games board means you're in fact part of the problem?If you want to put your money where your mouth is there's a few things you can do>ignore all political post>do not engage with political posts>do not mention political posts>report any off topic posts you see>bump threads that actually stay on topic (not this one)>create threads of the kind of variety you would like to see>only hand out (You)s to effortposts that deserve themNow I'm already breaking a few of these rules, but it's in order to help you see the folly in your ways. The only way this place is going to get better is if we all do our part to make it better. If you make quality posts, other anons will engage you and also make an effort. But if you only type up trash, and only respond to trash, all you're going to get is trash back. You get what you put in.
>>735723216>I don't think i can see this in Canada.And there's probably a reason for that lol
>>735723170Skit and schiz have two different originsJust because things rhyme does not mean they're related you retard
>>735723215Satan actually named my principle in highschool after brown people immigrating. It’s like one of his jokes, is to name his dolls after something. He actually was that guy too. Like I said I’m trapped here with Satan, and he clones himself thru sexual reproduction. Thats why he calls himself the bull, because he doesn’t let anyone else have sex. He does beat me up and also touch my penis, he’s turned my penis black hundreds of times by crushing it.
>>735721412Phones are also extremely restrictive in general, they incentivize 5 word long retarded bait replies and discourage creativity, why do you think reaction images and OC have almost completely died out? Phoneposting overtook desktop traffic in November 2016 and it has never reversed course since then.https://www.semrush.com/website/4chan.org/overview/>It's already really slowing downFor reference, /v/ got around 48k posts per day in 2008 if we go back by post counts at the year's start vs year's end according to oldfag archives.https://old.sage.moe/We are almost at this point, all the hobby boards are dead, and many other boards (/a/, /tv/, /wg/, /b/ especially) are already WAY below that - and even more concerning, we aren't seeing an increase in quality as the traffic declines, which indicates that we are losing more good posters than shitty ones. The retards that treat this place like a toilet are the ones sticking around.All in all the issue is simple: the culture has died because the staff has been replaced with actual redditors that don't give a shit about this place and do nothing to protect it while actively punishing people who attempt to keep it alive. Deep sea and space elevator threads get nuked, got off topic garbage spam is kept up. Microtransactions used to be an unthinkable evil on here, now most of /vg/ and at least 1/5th of /v/ is gacha. Ecelebs used to get you scorned for admitting you watch them (check the 2015 Christmas thread, one fag said he was watching Jim Sterling and got dogpiled by everyone else for it), now we have bump limit threads full of scum who don't care that Youtube has been turned into a gay monetized shithole where "content" is churned out purely for money and attention. 4chan isn't 4chan anymore, the gentrification of the internet caught up to it just like everywhere else.
>>735722539Get an extension like YTBlock so you can blacklist channels and never see them ever again. YouTube of course doesn't let you blacklist stuff natively because then they couldn't advertise trash to you.
>>735714584Man AVGN is getting lots of facial hair but everyone complains about him balding, why the double standard?
>>735714973Actually based
>>735714775Alpharad is Alpozzed
>>735723370Ton of new made tons of scientific discoveries. Wait that was news of ton. Tonnew. Something like that, who’s the scientist who hit lots of Jews. Hit ton? Hey man haha you should go rape a virgin, that’s the only way you’re ever going to feel a hymen break.
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>>735722783NTA but prior to social media pushing this shit into every dumbass phone addicted normalfag's brain most of the population didn't give a shit about politics at all. I grew up in the 90's and back then it was considered a hobby for grumpy old men, the vast majority of people's political knowledge consisted of the name of the current president.
>>735723221If i ever used filters, most of the catalog would be hidden threads. Journo fucks started shit in 2014 and now there's morons in the gaming industry ruining everything that made gaming fun. It's hard to ignore. I'm not doing anything and some of them lose their jobs. It's ok i guess. >>735723272Patterns exists here too.
>>735723542Forgive the longpost but I assure you, a leftist meme it is not.
>>735716139I’m shocked this thread is even still up
>if you want overt leftist extremism to fuck off you are right wingI'm so tired of this. No, calling a bunch of people sitting around a table going "I fucking hate white people" faggots doesn't make me a nazi, the same way a bunch of people sitting around a table going "I fucking hate niggers" assholes doesn't make me a hippie. Fuck off.
>OH MY ZELDA ECELEB 1 COLLABED WITH ECELEB 2!!!! NEED IT OR KEEP IT?!?!?!Fuck off.
>>735716672When Bootsy, Kyle and Mike Matei left…
>>735723543Saying 2016 is when 4chan became political when shit like project chanology or gamergate happened years before it is crazy talk
>>735723542That's not a meme, you braindead zoomer.
>>735723816>trolling scientologists gone wrong because retards IRL started larping with Guy Fawkes masks and calling out dangerhaired retards infesting game journalism and creating a clique around indie games is the same thing as 2016 and onwards hyper political obsessions dominating mainstream thoughtThis is the part where you say GamerGate was a political movement and I tell you to eat shit.
>>735723594>>735723413you type like a fucking redditor
>>735723816Project Chanalogy was a fucking joke compared to everything post 2016. GG was gaming related in the first world. No politicians involved, just journalists vs videogamers.
>>735722192Being constantly angry makes you low T, you get a cortisol spike due to the emotional response and since you don't do any physical activity (fight or flee) your cortisol remains high, your body bloats and saves fat, fat releases estrogens and your T decreases. Why do you think so many terminally online guys troon out? It's a biological reaction to constant outrage.
>>735722329Wii was better than the cube though
>>735722543Ironically those hating the game for being right wing probably didn't play it either
>>735723964There is no reason to pick that date unless you're a trump obsessed tranny. Anyone who was actually posting on this website before 2016 will remember Ron Paul or how the Trayvon Martin shooting was covered by the media
>>735723960Trying way too hard award
>>735723897It's now confirmed that goymer goyte was a psyop to groom the perfect reactionary goy cattle to prop up Trump lmao, you fags are indeed cattle.
>>735723964GG was only political in the sense that the people being called out were also pushing a political agenda, then the waters got muddied because they kept ignoring everything and claiming it was just a misogynist woman hating campaign targeting Quinn for no reason besides the fact that she has a pussy. The basis of it was that for years /v/ suspected there was a clique that promoted indie games made by people within the clique while downplaying ones outside of it, and that gaming journalism was (obviously) filled with complete faggots that don't actually play videogames. The revelation that some stupid tattoo covered empty eyed dyed hair bitch made a "game" that was just an HTML text only file complaining about her self diagnosed fake Depression Quest had that turd of a "game" lauded because she was literally, LITERALLY sucking and fucking dudes for good reviews was the smoking gun that led to both suspicions being validated and vindicated, and /v/ consequently going apeshit over it. Grifters and lying political faggots jumping in afterwards does not downplay the reason GG happened in the first place. It then got even worse when moot and his mods tried to crack down and stop it, pic related.
>>735715751you just had to be there
>>735721826He's a zoomer dude his fondest memories are wii sports resort and shovel ware Nickelodeon games
>>735724224>xe still doesn't know cancerman Jim is a glowie shill and it was all a big puppet showngmi
>>735724101That dead nigger wasn't posted everywhere as a reaction image and literally fucking who? I remember KONY 2012 shitposts and "Fucking Obama" but there was no raids done against 4chan at that time.
>>735723575>If I used filters, it would remove all the garbage>it's hard to ignoreAlright well by feeding into that nonsense you're basically saying 'I want more of this!'If you were serious about it, you wouldn't engage it whatsoever. You don't feed trolls because it's garbage in garbage out, and none of them are arguing in good faith. So either you ignore the garbage and starve the beast, or you keep feeding into the nonsense. Just dont complain about it when it eats you.The solution is right there. Dont engage with posts that arent worth engaging with. If you're on the video games board, you should ignore any and every shitposter. Just because they shit up a thread doesnt mean you need to acknowledge them. In fact that's the worst thing you could do. Instead, you should only reply to the people that deserve one, the ones that made an effort to actually have a good discussion.
>>735724293I don't know who that is, I was there and participated in the earliest threads before giving up because every single last one degenerated into disingenuous roundabout political debates around the time the "Not Your Shield" retards started entertaining their bullshit instead of calling it out as bullshit.
>>735724328>doesn't remember ron paul>remembers gay facebook boomer memes100% a newfag
>>735724330NTA but it still gets tiring when you see floods of this shit all day every day even past your filters and it's natural to want to bitch about all the broken windows in your neighborhood and the complete lack of care shown by the local government about it.
>>735724328>dead niggerWOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! Jesus! Calm the fuck down!
>>735714775I think Alpharad stopped being recommended to people after this interview
>>735722543Not to mention the right wing conspiracy nut the protagonist impotently goes off on during gameplay whenever he hears him.
>>735724328I don't remember "Fucking Obama", just the sarcastic "Thanks Obama" posting and DICK RIDING OBAMA OBAMA
>>735724328You are disingenuous and trying to conflate two different types of behavior and attitude. This is like saying early 2000's internet was political because people made Hitler rave memes and would spam o/ HH in games. Anyone who continues to engage with you is wasting their time.
>>735722569Who the fuck writes ytps? The ideas come to you as your making them. The only skill you need is editing.
>>735724224Moot censored it but look at the mod doing his job somewhat. With Hiro, mods got fat and lazy. GG still lives in the head of some faggots right now, gamers won by doing nothing which is funny.
>Complaining about phone posters and election tourists in 2026Is this the fucking VFW hall good God smells like moth balls and piss jugs in here
>>735716350Yeah but he's indicating that people don't buy it ONLY because they are racist/homophobic. But if you watch like 1 minute of gameplay of these games you can tell they are shit. It's not my fault there's a strong correlation. You can't simply have a woke character without effecting the visuals and the writing. It's just a fact that self-inserts are super cringe. I also don't care for movieslop, which is what these characters are made for. If the devs are retarded enough to encourage mental illness, then I doubt the game is fine.Also I am allowed to be petty and not like a game simply because a character is ugly or gay or black. I didn't bother buying Penny's big breakaway just because the character was ugly, and that game wasn't even woke. A character's coolness is an important factor to me. I've dropped games for more trivial shit, and I'm supposed to like a character who dresses like a gremlin, has a terrible personality, morals, and ethics, all because society didn't respect their pronouns? Nobody sane wants that or finds that compelling. These are not good character traits.
>>735724408It's fine if you wanna bitch about it, but what the fuck are you gonna DO about it? I'm giving you the solution. Stop feeding the trolls. Ancient, simple wisdom that goes overlooked. People still engage with them, they still take the bait when they KNOW the person they're responding to is fucking with them, trying to "one up" them. Complaining does nothing. Blow off steam if you must, but you HAVE to be the change you want to see. I'm offering some hopium. People do respond in good faith if you make quality posts, and they will try to match your quality. If you only engage in low quality discussions, all you'll get is low quality back. You think it'd be common sense but a lot of people don't seem to understand this.
>>735724545I write down any funny ideas I get for them so I have a resource to pull from later and don't have to rely on memory, how and where they actually get put in comes when I'm actually making them.
>>735724637>but you HAVE to be the change you want to seetell that to the guy who was making these for a while and got banned for it
>>735714584WHHHHOOO?
>>735724651fair
>>735724702Just because your oppressors are corrupt doesn't mean you should fold over the second they slap you on the wrist. You HAVE to keep making quality posts. Do not give in to mediocrity.
>>735714775>Don't you get bored of resisting our influence? It's a waste of energy.Literal tyrant's rhetoric
>>735714584What is a woz?
>>735722569Watch a lot of goofy silly shit and let your mind wander imagining more ridiculous silly shit.
>>735720248Scott the zoid was born in 97. He's a fucking zoomnigger (first year).
>Step in shit>”Wtf why is their shit”This is (You) complaining about 4chan
He's a playboy.He somehow managed to build a fake persona that "the world" knows, this nerdy, naive and innocent guy who's obsessed with nostalgia and comfy 80s feels.And yeah he likes that, but the whole "nice guy" is a facade, he's actually a shark. For those who actually know James, they know he's a party guy and used to do drugs and alcohol a lot during college. He's also a womanizer.>b-but he's a cuckAnother one of James' tricks. I don't know if the guy was playing 4D, or if it was just a coincidence, but I think it's more the former.He WANTS people to meme about him being a cuck loser, etc. So that nobody will blink an eye when he's talking con babes to bed.I've seen it. People have seen it. Nobody says anything.James doesn't fuck around.By the way Mike had to be put on medication because James basically put all the weight of Cinemassacre on him during the AVGN movie production and after. People thought Mike wanted to "take over"; but he was actually sleepeless, trying to please James, while he was away fucking fangirls and living like a rockstar, kek.
>>735714775Triple AAAs had really ought to kill ecelebs and use their bodies to shill product. These channels don't DO anything anymore.
>>735716672when they changed the opening credits song
>>735724330>>735724384>>735724412>>735724462>>735724518Not giving any individual replies. Dude /v/ is just so bad that i spend too much time hiding thread. I couldn't care less anymore if people like or hate my posts. Overhaul this shithole, turn everyone in a namefag and have log ins so i can post normally online again like in 2009. Fuck Hiro who ruined 4chan. You 2chn posters were right. Thx 4 reading.
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see your hero become the villain.Sorry James. I won't watch this episode out of principle.
>>735714734I don't watch his main channel videos but I do listen to his second channel vids where he yaps autistically about whatever subject for 40 minutes as background noise
>>735714584Is this going to be the year? I feel like the time is right
>>735716290nerds used to be mostly scrawny dudes with a few fat fucks sprinkled innow it's the other way around
>>735716290They've been putting more trash in US food.
>>735714775israeli bros...
>>735714584We're you even alive for AVGN? AVGN is over.
>>735724980so he still has the millennial cuck mindset? understood
>>735725139>He'll take you back to the past>To watch his wife eat negro assMaybe he did go too far with the lyrics.
>>735714584FUCK OFF ECELEB BITCHFACEPLAY VIDEO GAMES YOURSELF INSTEAD OF WATCHING UGLY HAIRY MANWHORES PLAY THEM
>>735714584James is old enough to be Scott's dad.
>>735714584
>>735714584>Eceleb shill thread is somehow still upFuck this fucking """""""""""""""""vidya"""""""""""""""""" boardThey prefer talking about faggot ass eceleb bastards instead of video games
>>735714584The beard looks like shit.
>>735714775This reminds me of David Tennant. You can tell he doesn't believe half the shit he goes on about (Tennant almost admitted as such on one occasion), he just thinks he won't get any pussy if he disagrees. You can almost see his hair standing on end at her mere presence, desperately hoping he doesn't say something out of line. It's all the missus.
>>735722543One of the lezzers comes onto you as well LMAO (the hot one, obviously)
>>735724350>xe doesn't know who jim the cancerman a.k.a internet aristocrat isYou weren't here, tourist
FRED FUCKS?!
>>735714775Appeal to Triviality
>>735726997David Tennant is the most famous doctor he could say the most vile shit and he'd still have hordes of whovians wanting to hump his boned.
>>735727314And yet he made the mistake of marrying the daughter of his favourite Doctor after she spent an episode jumping around in a tight shirt and pants, only for her to wind up being a psycho in real life and hold him and his son's balls hostage once she had him chained him down. He basically admitted once it was basically her who cared about the tranny shit and not him,
>>735727526Ahh he fell for the crazy-hot meme, crazy is never worth it.
>>735720161>Dead touhou threads take up the board>Vtubers rise in popularity>They take up most of the board>/vt/ gets made>Dead touhou threads take up the board again
>>735726345>all pinned threadsreally boggles the noggle
>>735714775Oh hey, it's Alpharad, the guy who's friends with self-admitted child rapist Nairo.
>>735727607Worst thing is her dad the Fifth Doctor is actually quite based in real life. Many such cases
>>735726270I don't eat meat.3A
The worst episode he’s ever done. Fucking horrible.
>>735723780Kyle is so damn comfy dude and his line deliveries are pure gold even if it is cheesy as fuck. My favorite side character easily
>>735718979Post retirement nostalgia critic has been going for over twice the length of pre retirement
>>735714584If James got into Twitch streaming when it started he would have retirement money but now he is doomed to do this till he dies
>>735729692>james should've just sacrificed his sanity for money
>>735730446Yes he would have been retired by now
>>735719764>milquetoast, inoffensive content creatorThat's just the majority of youtube.
>>735714775He's right, aren't you bored of this by now /v/?
>>735714775/v/tards are livid
>>735724612Great post, it's pathetic how so little people actually understand this.
>>735714775>>735715701I'm black and this shit is gay as fuck. You don't see black people going around saying and doing this activist shit simply because it's gay as fuck. most blacks are right wing and christian. I FUCKING hate these crackers.
>>735718407>It's always the whitest fucking people that have these braindead liberal takesIt's actually a form of racism, they see themselves as "privileged" AKA better than other races so they feel they have to protect them because they can't protect themselves because they're not as holy and privileged and godlike as them. It's racist infantilization.
>>735720987James is just the heart of AVGN - Mike was the brains who actually gave a shit about gaming. James doesn't have much of an interest for things that came out past ps1
>>735714843that's his stash channel for low effort shit, practically replaced his main channel in regards to how much he posts
>>735719135Someone made a really stupid video about how rape in isekaiis bad. I wrote a script where i call him gay and rape his animated avatar in revenge, but I never got around to recording anything
redditors won...truthers won...we lost slob sisters
>>735725873if you guys keep quitting his patreon it's just gonna take longer to make it
>>735714584>Eceleb bullshit thread is still upWake the fuck up and do your fucking job, mod. DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD NOW>>735717696Fuck off you fucking eceleb faglordYour eceleb bullshit will never be video gamesYou will never be a woman
>>735714734i dont like him because he doesnt actually play most of the shit he talks about hes just a collectorfag
>/v/ - the eceleb, politics, and twitter board
>>735714584AVGN sucks cuz he always goes for the easy targets. Never talked shit about Super Mario 64 even though it can be rage-inducing. Toe Jam and Earl don't deserve this treatment before bullies like Mario and Sonic get the treatment.
>>735726961This isn't instagram you vapid whore.
>>735717696You would rather fap to uglyass fat/skinny manwhores than beautiful sexy womanWhat a fucking faggot
>>735714584Its cute seeing James interact with a fan...but the episode was super unfunny...>>735733585Its not like he hasn't gotten mad at good games before. Zelda 2, Mario 3, Ninja Gaiden, Ghost and Goblins.. he probably just doesn't see Mario 64 as rage inducing cause hes not a shitter
Growing up is realizing e-celebs are gay
>>735714584>>AVGN cros-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCKKKK
>>735714584FUCK OFF ECELEB FAGGOT
>>735714584WHOA IS THAT CHUD GLORPO???
>>735733848no
Why haven't we reached the part where ecelebs are gunned down and replaced by AI who promote extraction shooters?
>>735714584>Faggot mods letting this bullshit eceleb thread get awayFuck you, you fucking useles mods. Shitt The Piss and Angry Nigger Bitch Faggot will never be video games
>>735733967fucking kill yourself, faggot
>tfw he didn't play Klonoa cause he browses hereAnd so do I. Sometimes it's just better to accept that you need to play shitty games from back to the past like Zelda 2 and Uninstall KloonoACK even if you had a bit of fun. It's not always best to not be shit in one way because then you end up being shit in another
>>735716672roughly everything post board james
>>735716672When it became overwhelming and untenable.
Why even collect rings if one hit means you're back to 0.Sonic is a game about collecting rings where collecting only one ring is what you need.
>>735734229Platformers suffer because collecting is kind of kikepilled
>>735714584Anyone who isn't fully Epstein-pilled and too bothered to put on a persona is slop
>>735717001Being woke means ascribing to a worldview that men are always evil whites are always evil and Christians are always evil. It gets expressed through many avenues but when it comes through on videogames it means that women cant be sexy and they cant be feminine because that would give pleasure to men. That's why games like wuchang and stellar blade are selling big numbers when they wouldn't have been widely known. Men want to see cute women doing sexy things. Women don't buy games. So faggots like scott the pozzed champion people who don't even play games and attack gamers because he has financial incentive to do so. Getting youtube views and branding/marketing threads for him cost money. You have to pay a lot of view bots and be connected with someone at youtube to get into the recommended feeds. Go look at your recommended feed sometime after watching a video you truly enjoy. Most of the time it wont be more content from the same creator. It will be something like jon oliver or some documentary about climate change or other such nonsense. Those are paid spots. Just like when scott the pozzed gets into a recommended feed. He pays for those much like he is paying for the guerilla marketing thread here. The guy clearly reached his "audience" peak and is scrambling to find new non viewbot audience. Paying for 100-500k views a video aint cheap ya know?
>>735735016Why doesn't he just... read his damn emails and play all the indie games sent to him? The same goes for his entire table of 4 up there.
>>735716151>That's just part of the humor and style!>Would you shut the fuck up, you pasty-looking cock-sucking kike?Jesus christ, James.
>>735714775>Alpharad>Is actually BetacringeDamn...
I don't use /pol/ as a metric as to who am I allowed to like, everyone got shitty opinions, I mean this board tried to sell me on Duke Nukem Forever once upon a time.However, I will say that this episode was really bad because Scott and James have no on screen chemistry.Was Scott supposed to be cheerful in contrast to James negativity? Because he just smiled the whole time and looked merely happy to be there but ultimately contributed nothing to the episode, the small talk they had was really forced.And they missed the recent Toe Jam and Earl game.Maybe they should had picked another game or a controversial platform like smartphone games.He should bite the bullet and do Ps2 games.At the time AVGN was brand new in 2005 the games he reviewed were like what? 20 years old for the most part?Maybe I am reading too much into this but this was supposed to be more meaningful because Scott territory is like Gen VII and Gen VI, mostly because Gen VIII and Gen IX had no games.
