ITS OREGON TRAIL TIME NIGGERS
>>735730732FUCK>>735667382What a screw up
>>735730716FORD
Finally I've been waiting all night for this shit.
>>735730886We appreciate your patience. Trying to get set up. Tomorrow I can do this during the day and friday too as a bonus.
>>735730920Alright fuck it, no stream tonight. I will work on that in the off hours and see if I can get it working. The thread will still be the main focus but people can hear music and watch it a little earlier. Anyway.
>>735731091When last we left our heroes: EVERYONE HAS FUCKING TYPHOID. /v/ did its usual double nigger routine and made them drink water WE ALL KNEW was infected, and everyone has 25 days of illness to get through! Father Pucci has a constant brap cloud around him, Firewater Hag is existing, and then theres....
>>735731178OUR TOTAL AND COMPLETE /BASEDBOY/, MY MAIN MAN GIGANIGGA>TYRONE! After a first day of embarrassing failures and questionable usefulness, our main guy brought home all the meat and saved the party from starvation, became a >CERTIFIED ANIMAL SERIAL KILLERin the process, and helped two runaway slaves escape with cold hard cash. Could he be peaking? Guess we will see.
>>735731259My FUARKING hero.
>>735731259And people say slavery was bad. Have you ever seen a black guy work this hard?
Our HEROES, almost forgot the Oregon thread.
>>735731259OUR HEROES...and Firewater
>>735731306I'm starting to get jealous of the other team favorite, OJOU-SAMA. She's no slouch, she haggled everyone she came across, sold the fish Tyrone caught at DOUBLE their value, and is still OHOHOHOing upright. The typhoid scare is real tho.
>>735731405Ohh, almost forgot! Ojou-Sama and Tyrone have both maxxed out their wit stats. Before we start we apparently need to USE the hymn and nature books too to boost stats so we will be doing that when we start up. We ended the thread on a cliffhanger. We are at a celebration of some kind, and we have opted to rest. I can't stress enough that EVERYONE has typhoid which is incredibly contagious. There are also various activities to do in camp!
>>735731456Everyone is doing shit btw. If that morale drops too low they will abandon the quest. If the yellow fever doesn't take them first.
>>735731519
>>735731456We need to rest, nigga. Tyrone has been carrying us.
>>735731535>>735731531We will be resting, everyone decided it last thread.
>>735730716>oregon>black guy
>>735731456Rest so we can spread our Typhoid.
>>735731563Let's StargazeNANDO DEMO
>>735731570Here's hoping thats a mechanic in the game. Look at this constant brap cloud around the party
>>735731563STORIESI wanna hear how Tyrone ESCAPED
>>735731613Stories, we need some background on these people.
>>735731606The camera pans back and shows you this. Then zooms back in so you can pick something useful.
>>735731641>>735731619
>>735731679This is what you get, stat updates. Tyrone didn't rest and lost MORE Stamina, as much as when he got the meat. I guess they forced him to do slave labor while in camp, or repairs since he went up in carpentry. Father Pucci and Firewater Hag gained loyalty for some fucking reason.
>>735731724Firehag and Father's stories must've been wild.
>>735731724>Tyrone is down to oneWe should let Tyrone rest, he should be resting. It's time for Father to do some work.
>>735731724TIME TO PICK OUR FATE. >MYSTERY NIGGAS up to the northFISHING at the south. We have filling rations and about 80lbs of meat left, and a steady pace. What will /v/ do?
>>735731793Why not the Hag? Priest at least has been leveling medicine but I can't recall anything the hag did.>>735731796NORTH! NORTH!! MYSTERY LAND!!!
>>735731793He's not down to one yet. I also want to submit to the thread: We have ONE Medicine, and could use it to treat the typhoid of ONE party member. We might lower the period of their suffering or cure them entirely. They also might get reinfected by all the other party members again.
>>735731796MYSTERY NIGGASDO IT FOR NURGLE
>>735731857Can a party member have several illnesses at once? Might be better to save it in case another """missfire""" happens.
>>735731857Save the meds until something really serious comes up.>>735731796North.
>>735731857TYRONEHe's our hunter, he needs to be healthy
>>735731857ALSO, before we move on, we have items to use for stat gains. The hymn book, the guidebook (we have THREE OF THEM) and two harmonicas. The harmonicas will boost our party morale which might be useful. Please submit your stat request and which character you want to receive it.>hymn book, composure 1>Guidebook wayfinding +1 (3 available)>Should we use a harmonica to raise morale?
>>735731906Unknown, I'm not an expert on Woke Oregon Trail, I'm playing it with all of you for the first time. We can wait and see if it happens and learn together!
>>735731947Hymn book possibilities.
>>735731997Wayfinding upgrade possibilites. Remember we have three of these to portion out. Once everything is used we will travel north for MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>735731997Father
>>735731997Hymns for the priest.>>735732018Wayfinding for Ojou-sama and Tyrone, because why not.
>>735731947Gib Tyrone the harmonica, he needs all the morale he can get. And give Firehag the guidebook.
>>735732018HAG way finding for that cunt based on thread 1
>>735731947Give every Guidebook to the Father, since he's presumably the only one who can actually read.Give the hymnal to Tyrone because that nigga needs Jesus
>>735732057>>735732032Hymn book used on Father Pucci. He now has maximum composure. We have also used one guidebook on the HAG and have two left.
>>735732082Do we want to put all our eggs in one basket with the HAG On wayfinding? What if she dies of typhoid?
>>735732143
>>735732143>>735732110Give Tyrone a guidebook. I have a hunch.
>>735732143We NEED to trust in her.Or we basically make Tyrone do it
>>735732192>>735732217Looks like your HUNCH was dead on. Even if they are "undiscovered" they might have SECRET POWER LEVELS.
>>735732264SO WITH THAT NEW INFO>image
>>735732351I believe in Ojou
>>735732351Tyrone again, so that when he does die we're triple fucked.
>>735732351Watch as Ojousama has 5 in wayfinding.
>>735732363DONE. She now has two wayfinding. Let's press on! DISASTER!
>>735732418
>>735732418!!!!!!!Our BOY
>>735732447WE SAVED THE MEDS! PUT THAT SHIT ON OUR HERO!
>>735732447Not even a question, TREAT HIM!
>>735732447Priest and MedicineLiterally Tyrone is our hunter, save that nigga
>>735731906GOOD NEWS: Party members CAN have more one issue at once! Tyrone now has a broken and crushed leg AND typhoid, all while being BLACK on the Oregon Trail? Can you imagine a more hellish time? >>735731927SOMETHING SERIOUS HAS COME UP
>>735732571And the hits keep on coming!
>>735732616
>>735732634Wait it out, everyone is already fucked.
>>735732634What's the Wagon's condition? Waiting sounds better than risking double AIDS but if the wagon can't stand the storm then we're fucked anyways.
>>735732706The wagon is decent condition but we can't check it while on this screen. We only have 32lbs of food and might run out if we wait!
>>735732743I vote for waiting then. Surely the storm won't last a day, right?
>>735732743>>735732817oooooo this is not going well. Might need to break out that harmonica to raise morale
>>735732743Wait
>>735732847Play us a tune Tyrone.
>>735732847AWWW FUCKDammit, Tyrone our fucking Hunter might leave.
>>735732418>>Tripping over a simple stone in the soil to get run over by the wagon wheelHow the fuck does that happen?>>735732447>>laudanumGreat, now we're getting an opioid addict in our party
>>735732847They all got "FORLORN" Status, which Idk what it means. Father Pucci cured himself of it with his medicine man skill. LUCKILY, another camp site has come up! But do we want to stay? We have NO FOOD
>>735732847>tyrone's morale was at 2 in >>735732264Play him a fucking concert if you have to.
>>735732923>>735732913>>735732897>>735732895Before we start doomering all hope is not lost yet.
give tyrone the woman
>>735731947this is not the oregon trail i grew up with
>>735732920Are we sure Firewater Hag isn't secretly cursing this expedition with Indian black magic?
>>735732920See if we can get food there
>>735732920Camp
>>735732958This game could use some sex mods and more character models. For everyone else, here is the FORLORN status. We cannot play the harmonica right now we have to wait til we are out of the event>>735732986We will have to see what comes up next, but I wanna keep a close eye on this bitch. The only thing keeping me on her side at the moment is that she seems to be just as cursed as the rest. If she starts peaking and growing in power while the rest suffer you might be onto something.
>>735732952It will be as soon as Tyrone is gone, give him whatever he wants.>>735732920Camp, maybe we'll find someone with food to sell.
>>735733045>>735733025>>735733010No trading open here, but we can rest OR tell stories again. I vote for rest, these guys have had it rough.
>>735733032WHY DO WE HAVE LIMITED HARMONICA
>>735733072Rest, they had enough stories last time.
>>735733072Rest.>0 foodIf the next event isn't a hunt somebody will die.
>>735733124>>735733045>>735733025Looks like Firewater Hag has aspirations.
>>735733072Agreed, rest. Damn what an ordeal
>>735733185She powered through it and went to sleep. Now we are starving!
>>735733185damn
>>735733185This bitch....she's trying to make Tyrone go back to being a slave
>>735733231Someone needs to pray for these fucking klutzes. Don't they know how hard it is?
>>735733231Is Pucci going to betray us?
>>735733281No time for that, it's the Army!
>>735733231PUSH AHEAD FAGS IT'S NOT LONG TILL FORT KEARNEY.
>>735733185>grim situation>sudden flashback to a better timeShe's about to die bros.
>>735733328Not before talking to Thomas J. Farnham!
>>735733309OH SHITITS THE FEDS
>>735733352>>735733309I am not skipping dialogues, he simply tells you you need to help. He is stunningly bad at reading a room.
>>735733352>please just fucking kill us
>>735733405who da fu are you???
What the actual fuck is this? There is only one OT game we use and this ain't it.
>>735733431
>>735733445First time in the thread? This is Oregon Trail Woke™ Edition, with extra niggers and injuns! Seriously, game is chock full of em.
>>735733458The party looks half dead and this nigger is asking them to join his blaze of glory.
>>735733514
>>735733514How can we even help him? We don't have food or medicine and we're half dead.
>>735733514Uninstall this cancer and boot up deluxe right now
>>735733458https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peoria_Party>>The Peoria Party was a group of men from Peoria in the U.S. state of Illinois, who set out about May 1, 1839, with the intention to colonize the Oregon Country>>The expedition ran into many obstacles and hardships. Rain fell continuously and the going was very rough over unforgiving land. Food rationing became necessary and each man was limited to a daily food allotment of one-quarter cup of flour, mixed with water, and fried in bacon fat. Some members of the group quit and headed back to Peoria. The men began to argue and bicker over leadership, which culminated in a near fatal accident a month later causing the eventual dissolution of the Peoria Party. Sidney Smith, a member of the party, was also accidentally shot and severely wounded during another heated argument. Wait a minute...they sound just like us!
>>735733536Do we agree to help or refuse? >>735733550Noooo, but please feel free to stick around and shit post. It's more fun to shit on this game and root for the party members we like. >>735733551That is eerily similar to all the shit that has happened to the Diss'n'Terry squad.
>>735733613HelpWe cant refuse the feds
>>735733613Sure. How could things possible get worse?
>>735733613Fuck it we ball.
>>735733634>>735733643OHOHOHOH is he about to give us clothes and medicine? Cause if so, his army bros are gonna be fucked when use em all on ourselves. But I have a feeling it doesn't mean that.
>>735733660
>>735733613Gamble on helping, we might get some food and morale boost in return
>>735733676Drat, as expected we need to find his army bros AND fund their treatment ourselves. A pretty tall order for us as we starve with typhoid and low morale.
>>735733702Yeah, those guys are screwed.
>>735733676Jesus Christ be praised.>>735733702God's not real.
>>735733702Tyrone, Fire Water, and Ojou....you can do it!
>>735733702Alright we finally had a break, I used a harmonica and restored everyone some morale. Several had ZERO Morale so this was clutch. We got a dragoon medallion which we can apparently trade for something like medicine later?
>>735733753Guys. 8 miles from the Fort, Tyrone stormed off.
>>735733753Sweet war booty.
>>735733791WHAT THE FUCK!
>>735733791....and Father Pucci said "GOOD RIDDANCE" and the morale got lifted.ngl I'm pretty disgusted. At least we still have Ojou-Sama. Pour one out for /ourguy/
>>735733791...... AFTER I FUCKING VOUCHED FOR HIM
>>735733853He waited until we ALMOST Made it to the fort. Fucking faggot.
>>735733840How can we go on without Tyrone?
>>735733840Our hero gone just like that.
>>735733840>The father literally got Tyrone removed
>>735733791
>>735733895BUT WE GET TO HEAL SOMEONE FOR FREE>>735733897We have to move on. I say we all go ALL IN on Ojou-Sama.
>>735733895>Near federal territory>FledCriminal run away
>>735733935Ojou-Sama LIVE!
>>735733791>>735733895I want to believe he did that because he IS a wanted murderer and there IS a bounty on his head.
>>735733935Heal our lady.
>>735733957I assumed he was a runaway slave and his pursuers were waiting at the fort.
>>735733957Gonna be real with you: If everyone agrees thats what happened then thats what happened. The characters backstory is how we roleplay it. We healed Ojou-Sama, and got this unlock notificaiton for reaching Fort Kearny! It's going to be important to do these journeys later as they unlock other characters and jobs we can recruit in the other scenarios!
>>735733935save ze ladyze pretty lady
>>735733920>>735733912>>735733908>>735733897GASP
>>735734035Firewater backstory?
>>735734068BROS
>>735733791HE HIT US WITH THE BETRAYAL ARC RIGHT AFTER LAST THREAD'S REDEMPTION ARC, WTF!?
>>735734068>>735734082>He was just going schizo again.That's our Tyrone!
>>735734068>Comes running back>>735734073A Lady of grandeur who wants to fuck the inventor
>>735734068The prodigal son has returned!
>>735734068>>735734082Forgive and forget.
>>735734068>>735734082I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOR GOOD THIS TIME
>>735734082His morale was low, we need him. He's our only hunter
>>735734173>>735734142>>735734132>>735734128>>735734127>>735734110
>>735734183He was just going off to get himself healed, the scoundrel
>>735734082Yes! He was dead, but now he is alive! Lost and now found!
>>735734183Goddamn what a twisted journey!
>>735734183>He just left to train himself to be betterHERO
>>735734183How? How!
>>735734227
>>735734183He was in the hyperbolic time chamber the scoundrel.
>>735734183>based enough to game reality itselfIs there anything he cannot do?
>>735734183>>735734107>>It was a hidden power-up flag MY BODY IS NOT READY FOR THIS ROLLERCOASTER
>>735734252Welcome to Fort Kearny! We can >TALK>TRADE>SERVICES>REST>STORE>DEPARTWe have 111$. We need food, medicine, bullets, and anything else we can think of!
>>735734297Check the services.
>>735734297That Peoria Party token better fetch us some good resources
>>735734297REPAIR THE WAGONWe literally got a ton of money
>>735734183THERE GOES MY HERO
>>735734297Services then trade that party token
>>735734297Gonna start talking while you losers figure out a strat for what to buy.
>>7357342971. Food so we don't starve2. Bullets so we don't starve in the future3. Medicine so we don't die in the future
>>735734354>>735734347>>735734337>>735734335Will do all of these after I get out of this convo
>>735734358
>>735734393Oh, its related to that stupid inventor
>>735734420Isn't this one of that inventor's ideas?>>735734437So it is, let's mention him.
>>735734437MENTIONFire Hag's boy toy
>>735734467>>735734476I mentioned Samuel and this fag says his idea is original, and then mentioned the investors and got this.
>>735734420>>735734437No possible way this could go wrong! INVEST
>>735734354SERVICES
>>735734512he's a cheat
>>735734541Father Pucci and Firewater are both stanky as fuck and could use the Barber. Should we try the doctor and see if he can cure typhoid on one or everyone?
>>735734541Hygiene, so our guys don't get as sick.Health, if there's any money left after.Repairs last, since I think the wagon's in good enough condition.>>735734572Definitely.
>>735734601this
>>735734572better see the doctor, god knows what kind of sick twists the game will throw at us for the next leg of the journey
>>735734512>Stealing firehag's BF ideasFirehag gather your injuns, it's time to go scalping.>>735734572Yeah hope the doctor is not cutting too deep into Ojousama's funds.
>>735734601>>735734624Oh hes a talker. btw this is the music playing and its kind of incredible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1jIttay_D4&list=PLjHQel0r_4WTDU4-yqdEeku-vqxyS1Osc&index=4
>>735734661>>735734659The barber costs 5$. Do we want to spend 10$ cleaning up the hag and priest?
>>735734702Yeah should be alright.
>>735734702Which one is more useful, that's my answer
>>735734702Sure. That's actually kind of cheap.
>>735734702Yeah. Preventative medicine is better than the cure and all that.
>>735734729>>735734726>>735734723It really perked her up.
>>735734763THIS FUCKING JEW. He raised the price by two dollars for the next person!
>>735734763Why is she Refined? I missed the first 50ish minutes of the thread.
>>735734828thats her personality, believe it or not.
>>735734783Ojou Sama and Tyrone can earn us money
>>735734783>Ojousama can't haggle.They really got Jewed but Father needs it anyways.
>>735734896>>735734876FINE. Pucci got his hair did. Should we medicine at least Ojou-Sama up?
>>735734956Yup. Medicine it ipTyrone and Ojou can haggle, and sell
>>735734956Looks like we can get rid of that typhoid. Who will go first? EVERYONE has something to take to the doc
>>735734985>>735734974It seems we are going to have to make some hard choices. LOOK AT THESE FUCKING PRICES. We have 99$ and ZERO food.
>>735735013
>>735734985Tyrone 1stOjou 2ndFire Hag 3rdFather 4th
>>735734985Triage order:TYRONEOjou-SamaPriestHeya-Hoya
>>735735031>25 dollarsFUCK THIS
>>735735031We need the food more.
>>735735031Check to see which one has the most days of Typhoid left, whoever has the most should be cured first.
>>735735041>>735735037DAMN THESE TYRONE FAGS outnumber Ojou-Sama fags. >>735735086A voice of reason! Let's see. >Hag has 10 days of Typhoid left>Father Penis Inspector has 20 days>Ojou-Sama has 14 days left>Tyrone is starvingAll of them are dual starving and/or have typhoid as well. It might burn itself out over the next several days? We could buy medicine and food cheaper too perhaps?
>>735735147Should we sell our pelts for some dosh to help us do better?
>>735735147We could HAGGGGGGLE
>>735735147Doable, they can walk out. So get food first.
>>735735184let ojou do her thing
>>735735147Yeah, after thinking for more than a second, buying supplies may be better.>>735735164HELL. NO. We're gonna need that for the next river.>>735735184Send anyone but Ojou-Sama to level their wit but don't sell any.
>>735735184Haggle sell pelts and maybe the medal? Then get food. If there's any left over heal Father.
>>735735184OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO It's time to haggle.
>>735735217OHOHOHOH Success. We can now sell our pelts for 6$ each, netting us 18$. If we wish, there seems to be a lively debate.
>>735735261Alright I sold the pelts. I checked the trading and once again we have nothing in quantities needed for trades. I haggled the other two party members and now everyone has at least a base wit of 4. So we did SOMETHING.
>>735735390Alright get the necessities. Tyrone needs bullets.
>>735735390ALRIGHT THE STORE>Flour175lb for 31$>Meat200 lbs for 44$>bullets55$ for 50>Medicine33$ for 3 (I think)>Bait22$ for 25>Coffee17$ >Woolen Clothing55$ for 10 (we need this for army guys)>toolboxes10$ for 3 I think >Wagon Grease17$>Wagon Tongue23$ ea>Wagon Wheel33$Axle23$
>>735735514We have 117$ to spend. I'd prefer to buy what the thread recommends, but if you losers don't want to decide I can just buy some flour, bullets, bait and medicine.
>>735735545Woolen Clothing, we just need to find them to get extra meds.
>>735735545Buy some coffee
>>735735545flour and bullets are the top priority so start with those
>>735735514So we can't sell that Peioria Medal after all?
>>7357355141 batch of medicine (maybe 2), 2 of bullets, 1 can of wagon grease and everything else to food.
>>735735689It looks like we can TRADE it on the trade screen. We will go there after this, but I don't think it'll get us anything useful. >>735735662We doing flour and bullets. But we don't have enough for medicine then.
>>735735545BULLETS
>>735735727Welp. Flour bullets and wagon grease. Hope it all helps.
>>735735727Ditch some flour if you have to. Tyrone can get us meat and its far less likely to get medicine out there.
>>735735779We are literally starving now and need the flour. The only thing we can trade the peoria medallion for is a goddamm harmonica. We are going to the TALK screen now cause we have some more side quests to mop up.
>>735735818
>>735735837Barely. This bitch and her family got 50$ from us and they didn't even have typhoid.
>>735735818>HarmonicaBitch no
>>735735857
>>735735857We're half dead.
>>735735857So...would you take cash or THE BOX
>>735735889Sigh.>>735735860suicide watch.
>>735735928>HarmonicaTrade it, please.
>>735735928ALRIGHT. We have done everything we probably can. Should we rest and try to get rid of our starvation or leave?
>>735735964rest because it's comfier here and then go
>>735735990Might also heal us faster.
>>735735964Rid of our starvation
>>735735964Seconding >>735735953. I think it's a really bad idea to leave without medicine.
>>735736040>>735735990AND we can stay in a lodge! We have just enough shekels, should we do it?
>>735736043We have three harmonicas and unfortunately we can't trade for any of them. There is a medicine trade available but I don't think we have anything he wants. I'll check it after we rest. It seems to respawn the wants and whats on offer each day.
>>735736057Save all the food the party can, stay.
>>735736043Heres what it would take to trade 4 medicine. Unfortunately it just isn't in the cards to get it. Luckily no one is starving now, and they just need to finish their typhoid. Should we rest or leave
>>735736057sure
>>735736172Spending the night did a lot for morale and recovery of their stamina. That lodge also cured their starvation. TYPHOID WATCH:>HAG Has 8 days>Priest Touchy has 17 days>Ojou-Sama has 12 days>Tyrone is Surging
>>735736172Damn. Might as well take leave then
>>735736218We're good. Move out team.
>>735736226Guess you're the only one here! Should we go to Jewsburgh and talk about that invention or skip it to courhouse rock?
>>735736339InventionLets see what that nigga has to say
>>735736390The path is long and full of terrors
>>735736339Maybe something funny will happen over at Jewbulge.
>>735736419Oh, the grass is for the animals (who should be fine rn) and the berries can give us herbal remedies if you guys want to stock up on that
>>735736419I know bottom's herbs, but what's top? Trapping?
>>735736339I'm feeling lucky with Jewburgh, something tells me we're going to get some much needed cash
>>735736419Go south.
>>735736445Up
>>735736480>>735736478Man what a depressing bunch
>>735736419Let's go picking herbs. Maybe SOMEBODY won't crush them this time.
>>735736505I mean down
>>735736524OHOHOHOH I think I know who you mean. But we got an event to get through first!
>>735736584Nevermind we didn't have 10$ and had to skip. Luckily we got Henry now!
>>735736584Left
>>735736615
>>735736615Will one of these people help US for once?
>>735736642Steal them.
>>735736642Agree if we've got enough food for one day.
>>735736642Need that extra shekels.
>>735736704>>735736676So I took this as a sign to wait. We waited several times with each hope being more demoralizing and its night time now. Should we wait one more time?
>>735736642Do it for the reward. I see money coming!
>>735736751Wait.We need that money
>>735736751Wait. He will come.
>>735736724Well, I made the party wait despite a lot of griping. And we were handsomly rewarded!
>>735736751Where are you going to go this late anyways? It's almost time to sleep so just wait.
>>735736751Just a bit longer and we're sure to get something good. This must be a scripted game event. And it's not just my sunk-cost fallacy talking
>>735736795HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF
>>735736795Easily worth it
>>735736828Send the hag again.If she botches it, she'll have proven herself completely useless.
>>735736828Ohh firehag, don't fall in the berries this time!
>>735736861>>735736853Now I know we all rememeber the HAG and her totally pathetic work ethic. But might I gently show that Tyrone has FOUR wayfinding for this task?
>>735736895Still send the hag. Tyrone is the secret weapon.
>>735736895At this point Tyrone is the de facto slave
>>735736895As much as I trust my FUCKING hero Tyrone Firehag must prove herself.
>>735736895This isn't about being efficient, it's about proving a point.Send the hag.
>>735736930>>735736956>>735736942
>>735736992SHE'S DOING IT.
>>735736992FUN FACT: This is not considered a success by the game and we got a downgrade sound with it.
>>735736992Stripped
>>735737028
>>735737052KILL!
>>735737052Hahahahaha worth it.
>>735737052How embarassing. Anyway, North or South? We will do one more event then wrap it up for the night!
>>735737052SHE FUCKING SLIPPED AGAIN
>>735737085Up. More options that way. What's that on the top, a fox?
>>735737085NORTH
>>735737085North, I wonder what the fox is about. Oh, and berries.
>>735737085Go north.
>>735737110Yeah it does look like a fox. INTRIGUING, maybe we will meet a furfaggot.
>>735737052Why is everyone falling over in this goddamn trail? Is that a reference to something or is the game just trolling us?
ITS ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH THE NIGGER. He was in PERFECT health, hes the literal only one who doesn't have typhoid what the FUCK is this? >>735737156I think we just have a party of faggots who hate us.
>>735737196Well with a name like DEVILS CLUB I'm sure it'll be great.
>>735737196Tyrone got CURSED by Fire Hag
>>735737196I thought he got a power up, but he just used "that" to make it seem like it was the case.
>>735737217Do it
>>735737217I FEEL like we should trust him on this
>>735737196I thought he was healthy?
>>735737220Maybe, but shes still suffering from typhoid. >>735737238Hm. >>735737252Fine. But look he is in PERFECT HEALTH. This is his pathetic paranoia.
>>735737217It's the only way to save our breadwinner.
>>735737261HE IS. He is going to make one of the TYPHOID STRIKEN people search for his goddamm plant!
>>735737271If he's feeling sick then he should get the damn root.
>>735737295Father gooooo.
>>735737217It's a trick question, the game's purposely giving it a sinister name and it will turn out to be a legitimate buff
>>735737295FATHER
>>735737323See>>735737295He is literally not an option! AND HE HAS ALMOST MAXIMUM WAYFINDING....its like he planned this! The healthy one is a hypochondriac and makes the ACTUAL sick ones look for something! Its almost a parody!However, it might be a chance for our Ojou-Sama to shine? She has the highest wayfinding for this mission. >>735737346SERIOUSLY HE HAS NO WAYFINDING AT ALL
>>735737295Send the priest, nothing bad could ever happen to a priest.
>>735737295Priest needs to do something, trust in Jesus.
>>735737373Ackshually it's undiscovered, not zero!
>>735737373Oh that means 0 I thought it meant unknown.
>>735737397>>735737375>>735737369What a waste of time! One more event this one sucked.
>>735737429God has a plan, and his plan is for Tyrone to stop worrying.
>>735737429Hey another camp! THIS ONE TELLS STORIES
>>735737412AHHH you are correct. He had 2 and now has 3 wayfinding.
>>735737463>fearsome crittersWell that's some good info let them listen.
>>735737463Healing
>>735737463We will set up camp and listen to the stories then go to bed for the night and do a new thread tomorrow.
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>>735737557Tell me about the rabbits, OP.
>>735737557Story time
>>735737557It says we can share stories to get supplies, but unfortunately we don't have any stories. >>735737589Look at the flowers, girl from the walking dead.
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>>735737630Milk?
>>735737630>>735737630I'm sure that's useful.
>>735737630And with that we will end it here tonight! We have the option of hunting, berry picking, or furfaggotry foxes tomorrow morning!
>>735737671Ah, foxes are just hunting grounds for Foxes. I do not recommend going there, they are hard to hit with the gun and if we want meat we would be better served with the deer icon. But then we wouldn't be able to pick up that soldier in the north either....
>>735737671Good shit OP.
>>735737630>>a feral rabbit monstrosity that can mimic human voicePlease don't tell me this game has an Amongus mechanic, we are beleaguered enough as it is
>>735737671Pucci and Hag always seem to share bonuses.
>>735737704And here we are at the current stats. We have gone 406 miles which is something. Only at 17% of the way to Oregon, and only seen 2% of the game! I also learned to click the bugs and animals on the screen, it gives XP for something I haven't seen yet. We also unlocked Winter journey or something, so we might want to look into taking a break from our regular crew to try out a Journey and unlock a new character, job, or the >knife
>>735737725Why do you think she's kept around when she can't do a damn?
>>735737725They also share the commonality of sucking the most in the party, Tyrone is still carrying us and Ojou-Sama haggled a lot of shit. Here are some unrelated global stats.
>>735737818AH, Winter Migration was the journey we unlocked. Its a little mini story that'll give us a new character. I'd like to try it, but I'll only do it on /v/ time in between Oregon journeys or as a break for fun on here. There is also a California journey we will have to do sometime.
>>735737896The prologue would be worth seeing too, it has the parts leading up to Independence Fort and is a leg with story we can see and play. But there's no rush for that either.
>>735737896We can unlock Doctors with the Winter Migration completion too! Maybe WE can charge for services on the Oregon Trail for Penis Inspection Day!
>>735737818Hag is comedic relief.Father is normal. He doesn't really fail much, but he doesn't do much and his succeses mean almost nothing.Ojou is best girl and the face of the party.Tyrone is crazy and flips from extremely useful to failing everything. He's more useful lately.
>>735738003I have severe concerns for tomorrow then. Alright, time for bed. I'll be online tomorrow around 11am PST and will run it til I'm bored or we get run off the board, then I'll run it again at 9pm PST. Have a good night /v/!
>>735738070Appreciate it anon, thank you for a great time.
>>735738070Night
>>735738070good thread as usual anon :D
