Oi big guy! you still haven't boughted a copy of onirism during the steam sale, care to explain yourself?
>>735738893neck it pedophile + ironic esl posting is still retarded
can we please get rid of this one pedo making threads incessantly about indieshit no one's ever fucking heard of for months on end alreadylook at the fucking md5
>>735739119Out of ten!
Buy an ad faggot
i boughted
>>735738893Why are there a dozen obsessed discord faggots who constantly post these threads?
>>735738893I literally own the game
i'd rather have h-game achievements public than have this pedo game on there
you're so fucking pathetic. you've made this thread thousands of times and still your shit game can't go above 50 players.
>>735738893I boughteded gurumin instead
>>735739296>your shit game can't go above 50 playersThe game has literally thousands of players, but fags like you keep persecuting them, so they play it in private mode
>>735739363>playing a family-friendly game in private modeYou are weak.
>>735739296>you've made this thread thousands of timesand we'll make it a thousand, thousand times more
>flopirism>canned the online becquse there'd be no playerFunnyroo
>>735739490>canned the onlineThe online is in beta and not canned, you lying niggerfaggot.
>>735739490>becquseIs this some kind of french delicacy?
>>735739251>steam>own
>>735738893Fucking hang yourself selective janny pedo miserable twat
Car roll
>>735738893Carol please! I already bought 5 copies !
>>735739119>>735739131>this game is pedophiliac>this game is unpopularalways the same rhetoric.
>>735739585You might not be far from the truth since A and Q switch places on the French AZERTY keyboard.
>>735739438The onirism cannot be stopped
I jerked off to carol the other day. Dreadful creature.
Will I actually like this if I want to play a good game or is this some lolifag astroturf like little witch nobeta and I should keep a wide berth
>>735739782there is an actual game with a lot of effort put into it unlike nobeta
>>735739585Ouais t'as tout compris ptdr
>>735739782It's janky and doesn't do anything especially well, there's a reason "people" here only talks about the porn mod or costumes for Carol
diddy ahh game no cap
>>735738893I boughted last sale, but it ran like shit and felt pretty jank. Is the whole game like this, or just the first area that sucks?
>>735739653Two more weeks and Steamies will lose access to all of their games
>>735739119fpbp
>>735739782If all you consume is mass processed slop, you won't like the onirism. If you crave the charm of passion jank, you will enjoy the onirism.
>>735738893Already bought your game, Carol.I even bought Potionomics to see Anubia. If she's a really minor character I'd be pissed.
>>735739909Whole game is like this
>>735739782It's actually a really fun game with tons of content. There's no actual lewd stuff other than enemies with big boobas.
>>735739774Is dreadful creature referring to yourself or carol
>>735739909Chroma falls is more intensive to run than most areas
>>735739782It's both amazing and frustrating. It's got fast-paced, movement-heavy TPS gunplay that is fun to play, it's amazingly large, with a 40 hour story mode playable in local coop, extra horde modes and a multiplayer, very varied levels from volcanoes, to deserts, to ice levels, a very good soundtrack, lolevy shoutouts to older games like Serious Sam and neat ideas here and there to break the monotony, but all of it is throttled by poor quality assurance, from annoying glitches to poorly implemented features like the map which is just a top-down render that often just shows a fucking roof.Its lows are really low, but when it's on, it's raw fun.
I'm considering it
>10 year old protag>on sale for $10curious
>>735739774Carol is so sexy. Who wouldn't?
>>735739782You'll get your $10 worth. Thats all I can say.
>Bought the game>Stuck on black screen and crash when i launch itWhat the fuck it happened on my two computers
>>735740242Specs?
>82% of the 1,090 user reviews for this game are positive.
>>735740103onirism is one of my top ten favorite shooters that i played. i put it next to beyond citadel on my head list. still it has its ups and downs thanks to choco's amaturism. tons of guns, tons of content, tons of monster tits. but i still want more. 63 gb's is not enough for me.
>>735740349VERY positive
I pirated it for the porn mod and i never got out of the falls area
>communism
>>735740404>excuse me, sir. could you tell us why you have the onirism a very positive review?>it's just really tight and smooth, I can't get enough of it.>sound like you really enjoy the gameplay>gameplay?
>>735740775>why you have the onirism a very positive review?Choco, please
>>735740821pls understand, I pulled another 80hr work week and got sick againt *coof coof*
>>735739251>60giga+the fucklike the fuck
Kill yourself, pedo shitskin
>>735740937Oh non...... macron au secours il est au courant!
>>735740937You first, zoomer.
>>735740929It's extremely unoptimizedIt runs like an Unreal 5 game, but it looks like an Xbox 360 game
>>735741006specs?
>>735741006thanks for header, not gonna even bother pirating
>>735741076Not doxxing myself, but I run AAA PS4 era games at 120+ FPS at 1440pAnd Carolism runs like ass even though it looks like a 2010 game
>>735741154>Not doxxing myselfRetarded turd worlder spotted.
>it runs like shithmm maybe I wont get it then
>This game runs like shit!>look inside>integrated graphics many such cases
>>735741154I was running the PS5 ratchet game without issue or slowdown and same. Would crash randomly too
>>735741246Penses-y même pas, Choco. Je t'envoie pas mes infos
>>735741336>he's Algerian
>>735741336>Google tradTu seras jamais un vrai fan issou
>>735741336yup. he' brown
>>735741401Ta geule pédale
>>735741401>>735741429Oh fuck, typoC'est fini...
CHOCOHIRE THIS MAN
Personne en France connais ce jeu
>>735740937upsetti that marathon will soon have less players?
>>735741006>>735740929>>735739909it's a mixed bag because it has been in development so long and they learned a lot as they made it the early levels don't have the same level of polish and optimization as newer content, the opening area because it's so big and open ended lags no matter what and kind of gives a bad impression imoit runs on unity and I dunno why but the biggest hit to performance in general is just the internal resolution, can't explain the 60+ gb filesize game has a lot of content but it's not exactly hi fidelity grafix it just is what it is >>735741296I see a lot of complaints about it but works fine on my 10+ year old hardware at 720p
>>735741561Je connais ce jeu, mais pas à cause de Bob Lennon ou Benzaie.
>>735741303>ratchetchoco really missed out on ratchet and clank.could you imagine the weapons and gatchets in ratchet having a toy version in onirism. i think there was a RYNO type weapon purchasable in raggs shop at the moonbase. i want the groovitron in this game so i can watch the monster girls dance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1urx4nPhq3A
>>735741684>i think there was a RYNO type weapon purchasable in raggs shop at the moonbaseIf you're talking about the BFT, it's just a direct BFG reference.
>>735741673>Vas sur la vod de Banzaie>Un des commentaires demande si le plugin marche toujours Hmmm
>>735741781Putain, tu m'as fait vérifier. Dommage que tu racontes des salades, ça m'aurait fait marrer (à moins que ça a été supprimé ?)
>>735741743oh really my bad. i bought the weapon. but i didn't use it at all. i guess the choco shredder only really comes close to it i think?
Repent
>>735741893https://www.youtube.com/live/im0LlRFMP-4
>>735741673>Benzaiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w4X2a5cNCM
>>735741989NON MAIS QUEL CON MDR
>>735742164Il dit tout haut ce que tout le monde pense tout bas
This female video game character is sexually attractive.
>>735742613Many are saying this.
>>735742927Men of culture.
>>735741939>i guess the choco shredder only really comes close to it i think?Not enough fire power to be a RYNO. Decent auto-shotgun though.
Buy an ad.
What would a collab with Diana's game look like?
Nobody plays this game
>>735744219Don't know but it would break /v/.
>>735744049Why buy an ad when I'm shilling this game for free, every single day, for the past 7 years?
>>735738893
>>735738893>This post is advertising or begging.
>>735741154>The AAA game in question:
Oi, alive guy!
>>735745468
>>735738893But I did. Plan on paying it soon. But POE is still very fun right now and I still have a CDDA run I was in the middle of.
>>735738893>16 players atmHoly flop. The game is genuinely not good and is in fact quite dogshit. It's such a chore and tedious mess to try and complete. I dropped the game at the finale collectmathon because fuck that
>>735745951>I played a 15-20 hour game to the very end, UGH it's such a chore and a mess and literally unplayable!
Imagine the smell
>>735746661I played it so I know what I'm talking about. it's 30 hour game and most of it is just filler and padding.
>>735738893I do have onanism
I want to tell them to hurry up on Meng update but it really is a small indie company
>>735739281>>735739957>>735741298>>735743720post the shortstack carol
>>735738893No panties no buy
>>735746906Would they hire me?
>>735746832And yet you played it to the very end. Curious.
>>735739856>ptdrFerme la Kévin.
>>735746984Nta but you can finish a game that is shit i don't see the issue
>>735747127So it's actually not as bad as he's making it out to be if he can tolerate 30 hours of it, gotcha.
>>735746702SNNNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF
Why can’t I see the 250 or 500 bead priced outfits in this mod? I only see the 100 bead outfits (no bionicle or CAROL_Summer1 outfits)
>>735739782I've only reached the corpo building and haven't played since since I was waiting for the updates like the map (Which is apparently not like I'd hoped it would be), but I'd say its a solid game.>It's got a lot of fun movement.>There's tons and tons of guns and I know further into the game it gets to be a crazy amount.>There's tons of nods to R&C, Crash, Serious Sam, and more games that clearly inspired its creation.>It has a lot of fun combat encounters though I would argue some of the wave battles just aren't fun on the hardest difficulty due to hitscanners and if the hitscanners were turned into normal enemies it would be miles better.>The world felt oddly connected and sometimes naturally connected to another area, other times felt like there was a stretch to lead it to the next area.>Some of the areas like the industrial lava demon area felt weird to have in the game since it's mostly just a giant circle with demons while the swamp feels super fleshed out by comparison and the mushroom area feels like a traditional Spyro stage.>Tons of cosmetic choices even though we all know in our hearts Skater Carol is the best outfit design in the game making it hard to dare to swap out of it.>Carol genuinely has some funny moments with various characters, at least in this first portion of the game.Totally worth the $10 I got it on sale a few years back, will come back to it eventually. Only bought it because the constant threads of people showing webms or the C-team being friends.
>>735746984>>735747163It is tedious af game. It starts okay but after the borealis sea the game just devolves into this massive levels but zero substance snoozefest. The whole marshmallot chapter was one of the worst gaming moments of the last years I've had, that was genuinely unfun to play. The chapters following that also just feel like filler
>>735747523Look how fucking flat she is
Who drew all these C-Team art? There are so many. I've been digging through the archive and keep finding new stuff.
>>735747990>i-it's bad and a snoozefest and poopy because it just is okay???>I also sat through 30 hours of it btw but I swear it is that badEvery single time.
the ice world filtered me, but i'll get back somewhen because it really is a fun game
>>735739782if you like doom and manga then you’ll like this gamethe jumping (really the landing on uneven surfaces) can be a bit janky
>>735748189>If you don't play it you're a retard that don't know what he's talking about>If you played it then you're lying because why did you play it if it was bad??
>>735748432>I NEED to sit through 30 hours of an allegedly tedious mess to know it's a tedious messAnon is a lying faggot who clearly couldn't put the game down despite his zesty bitchings. End of.
>>735748189I bought the game like 5 years ago. I wanted to see if the full game was good and I did want to like it because I like R&C games and Onirism has many similarities to them, but I just have to admit the game really is not good. I even replayed R&C 1-3 recently as maybe I'm just too old for games like that, but they still hold up and I had great time. I feel the biggest fundamental flaw Onirism has, it just tries to be so many things but doesn't really do anything well. Everything it does is just imitation/copy or homage. The game doesn't really have anything going for it and most of the game is just go from point A to B
>>735739119>ironic esl postingyou must be new here
>plays a 40h game but quits at the end where you need to collect 5 items which take 5 minutes each (travel time included)Filtered by the bosses.
>>735738893bought it when it released. was buggy as fuck. played it a year later, still buggy, I didn't like the game, but the humour is almost exactly my kind of humour
>people were complaining about borealis last thread? I'm gonna complain now look how I played the game too!!Spingus Sama is still mad they aged corpo carol a bit too much ..
>>735748769wasn't worth the effort
>>735739774>BracesI will now buy your game
>noooo choco don't give me more content nooooo not the fun levels and cool guns I'm going insaaaaaneBeebzfags aren't sending their best
There is a reason why this game has less than 20 players already. The game just sucks...
>>735748860I disagree.
A lot of the (negative) reviews mention the game is buggy and also runs poorly. Is that still the case?
>>735749309Works on my 5090
>Monsieur choco, the sale was a success, they are buying ze game
>>735749576but it has less players now than it did before the sale. LMAO
>>735749693Steamchartfags have become such an embarassment that they'll do and say literally anything but they'll always refuse to post the epic Steamcharts screenshot as it would BTFO their bullshit in an instant. Start nooticing.
>>735739782it’s kind of like ratchet and clank mixed with serious sam and a healthy dose of eurojank. It’s not a perfect game but it’s pretty fun.
>>735750505The anti onirism really is just pathetic. They have nothing now. Nothing.
>>735751251Damn brat!
A videogame thread on a videogame board?That is unacceptable!
>>735739119fippy bippy
>>735751380you have 16 players
I'm glad to see this thread
>>735751952Watch it double tonight!
I'm glad that ATF is dead. Nothing may defile Carol!
>>735752425>defilemore like>enhance
>>735738893I boughterinated a copy years ago, you little french titty monster
>>735752425>he doesn't know
>>735752548Why is she looking at me like that?
>>735747523I wish I was that floor
>>735738893I do have it, wish it was more optimized. I'm finishing other games in the meantime
>>735752356
>>735753149I don't know. I'm not a girl.
>>735753590Left looks like she's about to ask if I got money for meth.
>>735752425Carol purists rise up!
>>735753908Why is Maurice so useless?
>>735753413You've played it last before the 1.0 release. Should give it another go imo.
>>735753908Carol improvers rise higher!
>>735753945He's trying his best
>>735738893>care to explain yourself?big ass gameruns poorly on Deck'nuff said
>>735753908>>735754064>the great onirism war begins
>>735753908>>735754064i like to think that both of these carols are completely seperate characters who are completely unaware of each other at best
>>735753993>Should give it another go imo.Oh for sure, the game was very fun and loved the references to other games. I will go back to play it.I also want to fuck Carol so there is that too
>>735754275>Enter
>>735754515also a seperate carolor she was always oppai size and just grew into them
>>735754515Imagine getting mogged by your ten year old self
>>735754515Imagine applying for a job as a Corpo trooper and having to be personally interviewed by the CEO in her office...Also, we need a DLC or at the very least a tales map where we play as her.
>>735753797I'd very surprised if Heather didnt do any drugs.
>>735754627>There's an infinite number of carols, one for each one of us Uh n-nice
>>735754941>one for each of usPossibly more, even.
>>735755065Not for me, I have meng.
>>735755065
>>735755516
>>735755516>bing bing
>>735738893Who is this semen demon?
>>735755861Beebz
>>735755861nobeta
Where's our meng update, mengbros?
>>735738893Is there a mod that puts her in a shimakaze outfit? Otherwise no buy.
>>735739774I alternate between her, RE2R sherry and marie rose.
>>735738893the devs are so lazy that didn't even add achievements, so it's most likely slop
Why does this nigger dev keep doing tales maps instead of fixing the bugs of the main story?
>>735756171Sarah?
>>735756224Bugs are icky
>>735754515ooh, i need this
>>735748163Just 'anonymous' last time I checked. don't think I've seen their art style except in here.
>>735756532Is that what it takes? Pathetic.
>>735756224what bugs
>>735738893I have, but is it out yet?
>>7357572291.0 release was in December, mate.
>>735757570Yes but is it really out yet? With all the promised chapters and online coop?
>>735738893>no pregnancy mechanics>no battlefuckwhy the fuck would I?
>>735757778This isn't an eroge, gooner-san.
Where is he now?
Save them
Onirism fans don't even try to defend their lack of players anymore. They just look at you like this
>>735758109Probably still simping for his friend's wife
>>735757715Coop is still on the way, they have been adding a couple of new chapters too
I almost bought it because of that one pic of Carol hypnotizing (You) in the Egyptian getup but I got so hard from the idea of her hypnotizing me and then using me as a footrest I blacked out
>>735738893if I heard of the game outside this place I might've, but last thing I want is to pay into someone's child fetish
>>735758820Buy Onirism.Buy Onirism.
>>735758917Well you're in luck, the game has so much big titty monstergirls I suspect Choco is a monster fucker all along.
>>735739330Real niggas got Gurumin for free for voting for the game on greenlight.
>>735738893bad geimu
>>735740180Me
most shilled game in /v/ history and still managed to flop...humiliation ritual
>>735760627>ESL is a retardMother of all breaking news.
>>735752548>>735752589>>735753590>>735754064god carol with fat tits does something for me. i literally don't care about her otherwise but slap some fat tits on her and she's suddenly crazy hot.
>>735759430Real niggas played it on PSP.
>>735761995They're not THAT fat...
>>735762454you got an imgur full of these or something?
>>735738893I don't support fr*nch.
>>735764051I also don't support spammer advertisers.
>>735762497'Fraid not.
>>735764189Damn. Have this as thanks for all the new screenshots then. You probably have it but I wanna show my appreciation. Love those tits and love that outfit.
Can someone mod her feet to not be tiny. Seriously this isnt even a fetish thing her feet are too small. She only looks good in outfits with big shoes.
>>735739932You DO realise it has already happened to people before, right?
>>735738893I've already refunded my copythis is one of those games that /v/ tries to trick you into thinking is good
Why does janny sometimes delete a perfectly fine thread, and sometimes leave it to reach bump limit all the way? It's like they don't have any rules or logic and just act on a whim all the time.
>>735758246It hurts but it's true. The numbers aren't shiny.But I'd still argue that for an indie game that first released 7 years ago and had no marketing at all outside of 4chan sickos, it's doing fine. You can call it coping or whatever you want.
>>735766000Wild guess is that not all mods delete hhe threads, but a select few, and the reason some reach bump is because they weren't on the clock at the time.
I wish the mod allowed the monsters to grab you instead of having to crouch to enable the sex mode. The threat of getting battle fucked is more fun than manually activating it.
>thread still upThe check cleared.
>that new Serious Sam gameoof
>>735758109Last sighting.
>>735767370
>>735767546Bruh
>>735767149That just means they don't have methodical standards, just a bunch of individuals who act upon their own judgments. It's like being moderated by kids.But I guess I'm demanding too much for this godforsaken website.
>>735767705They have 0 accountability, what do you expect?
>>735768140yeah I think I'll just shut up and post Carol with big tits, Diana and other problematic stuff.
hue hue hue
hello?!
>>735769467Hiii!
>>735740242Move it to an SSD. Had the same issue.>>735740929Game big, lots in it.
>>735770264I cant afford Anubia's taxes and requests in Stardew Valley.
>>735770264
Daily reminder that the geargrit dev bent the knee and humiliated himself before the onirism.
>>735738893Dead gameDan won
>>735771190Geargrit dev is a retarded grifter who tried to ride on the goblinwife meme popularity wave. He takes 4chan posts seriously, what else you need to know about his IQ.
>>735738893i bought serious sam instead
>>735771190broken and bucked.such is the the fate of carols enemies
>>735771494Buy the bundle!
>what's that mister choco? you say you want to pay me to shill your game on the 4chans? very well. however I refuse your payment. I will do it for free.
I never got into the threads when it was shilled on /v/ because it looks like a dogshit game but is it true that the dev commissioned loli porn of the game in order to promote it here?
>>735771967You're thinking of Demon Turf.
>>735771967Oh definitely, 100%. Don't question it.
>>735771808How can she be this powerful?
>>735771967>I never got into the threadsYou have now
>>735771967Its either the Brazilian making these threads of the dev himself with how it updates lockstep with the game.Either way it's a pedocoded game with dogshit shooting and poor platforming
>>735761995carol for the thinking man
>>735772463THE ADVERTISERS
>>735772463
>>735772270
>>735772669Get fucking pwned, bitchAnother pedo SCORCHED BY THE ONETHE ONLYOFTEN IMITATEDNEVER DUPLICATEDPEDO SLAYER DAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
>>735772569Carol after I tell her I ate all the cheetos
How?
>>735772569carol when she finds out you use the oppai modbased carol, oppai loli is gay
Ah!
>>735738893Reminder that Blueberry is canonically a bottom
>735772463blessed soul. if the mods take you, know that i will remember you.....
>>735773121really? this game even plagiarizes luigi's mansion?
>>735772669he pretended he didn't know what a loli was and claimed it was "americans ruining the term" lol
>>735773260>americans ruining the termWhere's the lie?
>>735773354it's a japanese term
>>735773426Is this the fabled third world reading comprehension?
>>735773121I did not like that room.>>735773256Nobody owns the concept of old house with ghosts in it.
SHE'S YOUNG SHE'S SMALL SHE CAUSES FRANTIC MALDING WHERE SHE GOESHERE COMES DAN HUNTER CAROOOOOOL
I love Carol.
>>735772025Is this the one? That explains how high quality it is.
>>735753073I just checked, we are so back bros.
>>735774724>will never get one for demon tides because beebz is a buff midget nowsad
I like this game
New Beebz needs a Calvin Klein skin.
>>735738893Seeing your gay threads for years has ensured I'll be ignoring this game.It's all thanks to you.
>>735775047Yeah, something like this.
>>735775129Personally I bought the game because of the threads. I hadn't even heard of the game without the threads and would likely never have.
>>735774928I like carol too.
>>735775129fake and gay>>735775248based and real
isn't this game like 65 fucking gigs?
>>735775248>choco based that outfit on a design he found from google images without knowing the sourceImagine if it had been something unsavory haha.
>>735775349What are you, a space-poorfag?
>>735775349Carol likes her games how she likes her guys.
sex with count bratula
Imagine being dragged into the girl's bathroom by Hellene to get sexually bullied by her.
>>735775349Worth every byte.
>>735775895Stop being delusional, Choco, and FIX YOUR FUCKING PLATFORMING PHYSICS.
>>735738893Because I bought it full price :)
>>735775474kek
>>735774818I'm still waiting for the mods
>>735775981What's wrong with them?
>>735776228Go play the Crash Bandicoot fortress bonus level with the green slime and you'll see.
>>735775701Hey that's my wife! Hands off!
Bitch I got you a bun bun. Fuck you looking crazy for?
>>735775895Oh so there is an optimization update coming? Neat, might reinstall then
>>735776375>reinstallHow very dare you.
would onirism be also good if carol was a little dream jester that enters peoples dreams to destroy the nightmares. a game that is a mix of psychonauts, nights into dreams, dream hunter rem. and napple tale.
>>735776780>Having a nightmare >See carols >Nightmare either gets worse or turns into a wet dream Aieeeee
>>735776774Forgive me, the game was fun but my potato pc wasn't enough
>>735776968Work harder, for Carol.
>>735738893That's because I already boughted your game. Now I'm waiting for more optimizations so it can run better on my toaster.
perhaps the earliest known piece of onirism fanart from the threads.
