>hard mode: She's doesn't like videogames thinks they are violent or pointless etc.
Rapelay
Thell her to play Monkey Ball. You call me the Monkey.
My mom can't play video games even if she wanted to, she's slowly losing her eyesight. Can barely even make what's on TV from the couch anymore.
>>735802679stardew valley
>>735802823As in what..? going blind or just poor eyesight?glasses do exist anon.. heck, even surgery. My eyesight sucks ass too but my gaming skills are still just as good as when i was a teen
>>735802679My mom loved the mini arcade plug n play joystick games. Other than that she didn't really care for video games.
My mum and I used to play lots of adventure games like Broken Sword together when I was younger. She stills plays them occasionally.
>>735802679my mom has openly told me one of her biggest regrets was letting me get into pokemon as a kid, so probably nothing.
>>735802679The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno
>>735802679Sims 4 with Wicked Whims>look mom, I made us :)
>>735803012Are you sure she meant it like that or did she maybe mean having to spend money on merchandise?
>>735803582she absolutely meant it like that. she tried to convince me that you were "too old for video games" once you turned 10, stole money I was saving up to buy a DS and pokemon diamond (or pearl) for a family vacation, did it AGAIN when 20 dollars was magically missing from my wallet, and then proceeded to treat me like I was retarded when I confronted her about it.
Mama board btw
>>735803012Every time parents get mad at you for getting into a hobby it's because they are not-so-secretly hoping you'll become wealthy and pay for their retirement and have lots of grandkidsIt's a selfish hate
>>735802679Milfy City
>>735802679Moms love Tetris Attack.
>>735804021No its not that. Some parents just want you to be an extension of themselves, including their possible hopes, dreams and maybe even past mistakes.In theory this isn't such a bad thing. A good parent would want their child to have solid morals and personality. But when it comes to interests and hobbies? Nah. Dads want their sons to all be school jocks. Moms want their daughters to be as vapid as they are.
>>735802679Mahjong.
altered vision :D
>>735802679Paquerette Down The BunburrowsTheta And Paralldox on WorldlinesBaba Is YouSource: I played and finished those games with my mom. We helped each other. Currently going through Poke ALL Toads
>>735802679mario platformers and mario party, and she can't even keep up with the former.>i hate the 3d ones, i just can't wrap my head around it, never couldspends her free time if she's not looking shit up on facebook, playing some tap puzzle game on her phone. i really want to get more tetris to her some time, but i doubt she'd like the competitiveness of puyo pop.
Is this...?Oh yes I think this might be...!
>>735804289>Theta And Paralldox on WorldlinesToT
I am the only person in my household who plays a variety of videogames. My mother does not play videogames besides Candy Crush. My brother does not play videogames. My sister only plays Roblox shit and Marvel Rivals. I am alone.
>>735802679Play Soukan Yuugi with her.
>>735802679The only game I probably ever got her to play was Ring Fit and then my dad proceeded to break the ring playing the one where you squeeze the ring with your leg to get the car to jump
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON'T FUCK?"
>>735802679I used to play toejam and earl with my mom
>>735802679Mario Party
>>735802679My mom used to love watching me play Harvest Moon, Zelda, Dead Space and Resident Evil.
>>735805000Your sister's getting groomed
>>735805071>used to
>>735802679paraphore
i let my mom try some stuff on my quest 3 and she was really ecstatic about it. i'm kind of afraid that if i get her into video games proper, she might actually get addicted
>>735805106Imagine the sex afterwards
>>735805114I remember her whenever I play Harvest Moon 64.So I give her a call and see how she's doing :)
>>735802913>My eyesight sucks ass too but my gaming skills are still just as good as when i was a teenThat's because despite your vision and reaction time declining, your accumulated experience has mostly cancelled it out. As you get older and they make new games that don't use the same neural paths you've relied on since childhood, you'll hit the wall.
my mom taught me how to play vidya with smb3 and tetris on nes. then she'd read the text to me while I played stuff like megaman x while I was learning to readthen she pretty much didn't play vidya for 20 years until she got bedridden with cancer and got a switch, she was playing animal crossing and Mario odyssey when she diedcherish your mom's bros, she was only 48
>>735802679I used to play Puzzle Bobble and the PSX Donald Duck game with my mom. She also loved Crazy Taxi and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater because of the OST.
My mom used to help me play Sonic when I was a kid. She quite enjoyed it. Sadly, she doesn't care about any genre of games that isn't 3-in-line on mobile anymore
>>735802679My parents are too old to play video games. Mom had an Atari 2600 but she tapped out after that. It's weird how popular the Atari was with girls back then.
my dad was watching me play red dead 2 in the living room and my mom came in drunk and started screaming about how I was a fucked up mass murderer that was going to shoot heri packed up all my gaming stuff and permanently moved it into my room and now i never come out anymoremy dad always says he hasn't seen me in days every time i can't avoid him in our tiny piece of shit house
>>735804117My parents were too busy fighting to focus on any of that. Even now after they've been divorced for 22 years, anytime I call dad he just tells me how much I remind him of mom.
>>735805196Nah, while i appreciate your logical "reasoning" of sorts... my gaming skills have only gotten better. Been gaming for like 30 years now..the ONLY way for me to hit the wall is two things : etither i go completely blind, or some nasty ass arthritis hits my hand(s) and makes me unable to hit buttons or hold a controller properly anymore. The latter is quite likely to happen to many gamers in their 50s/60s or whatever, or even 40s. But yeah my reaction time and skills arent gonna fade anytime soon (also gaymin' on some solid 144hz refresh rate helps)
>>735805025That was your Gigachad dad's way of showing you to use real gym equipment by easily breaking that cheap toy.
>>735805102My sister is 25 and obese.
My dad absolutely smoked me at Wii baseball. But I beat him at Wii boxing and he was a sore loser so he said I was a cheater.I visited his house one time and saw that the Wii had been on for 2 weeks straight just sitting on the victory screen for a round of baseball.
>>735802679columns
>>735805272>My parents are too old to play video games.My dad still plays NCAA Football gamesHe's almost 65He likes to play the management mode where you recruit and train players and set stadium prices and shitHe'll take the shittiest schools in the game and turn them into the best onesHe's a former state championship winning high school football coach IRL too
>>735805209Man, i kinda miss Medabots. Shame it never took off much in the west
My mom played Theme Hospital with me when I was a kid. She showed it to me in the first place.My older sister says that my father used to play Serious Sam and STALKER, but I don't remember ever seeing him at the computer.They don't play games anymore.
>>735805328Jesus Christ lad you need to get a job and move out. Even living in a shitty apartment is better than enduring the toll that environment takes on your mental health.
>>735802679My mom is dead lol, but at least that pain has come and went, unlike for the one reading this post, they're mom will die, but only if you reply with a pic of her RIGHT NOW. (you can crop out the face)
>>735805560Must be nice to be a singleminded autist who never stops enjoying his obsession
>>735805102They all do at some point. Who gives a shit?
>>735805560My dad is 80. He used to be a boxer and electronics activate his autistic rage. I had him try to play Zelda once but he was getting annoyed that Link didn't do what he wanted and he just about pressed the button out the back of the controller. I took it from him and said, maybe you should just watch me play.
A Way Out
>>735805806zogbot brain
>>735802679Tetris and Bust-a-Move
>>735805935She should help them get better haircuts.
>>735805837As her brother, she owes him her first time.
>>735806012That was the peak haircut at the time
>>735806012I can smell the ZOOM ZOOM out of this comment.That bowl smooth hair haircut was super common back in the day. Id rather see that, than the stupid broccoli hair
>>735806047It was mocked even back then. My parents certainly did and we never got it. Any kid that had the bowl cut was always a low IQ sperg. Not surprising since their parents were just doing CURRENT THING. Kids with manly dads were rocking the Schwarzenegger flat top.
>>735806245Whatever unc
>>735806012most sovlless post of the day
>>735804089can confirm, what is it about this game? tried to get mine into panel de pon since it's available on nso but she was (understandably) put off by the art changes
>>735806329zoomers only know how to regurgitate the latest buzzwords. Typical braindead behavior
Is oyakodon just a myth or does it exist in real life?
My mom plays more games these days than I do. RDR2, Elder Scrolls Online, Dragon Age, and random indieslop. Stuff I wouldn't touch with a 30-foot pole
>>735806941Of course it's real. I fucked your mother and sister earlier today.
>>735806941Israel prevented me from having this
>>735806997Rare case of mother being based and her son being a jaded fuckin faggit wasting his time on 4chan instead.
>>735802679Puzzle games in general.
>>735802679I'm gonna try to get her into Slay the Spire, she likes card games.
>>735803883>stole moneyHoly shit why have there been so many stories of this happening over the years. Boomers need to be tortured to death.
>>735802679I tried to get my mom to play Portal one time on my Steam Deck and she couldn't figure out how to control the game or to place the cube on the button despite me showing her. This probably doesn't apply to most anons but my mom never completed high school and needs me to read and do 1st grade math for her. Plus she's from another country and I have to ask her to speak in English multiple times, because I don't know what she's saying.
>>735806997>Elder Scrolls OnlineIs she the guild mom?
I wish I could go back to the days of cuddling with my mom while watching home videos at 8pm
>>735807343Anon... your mother is a mail-order bride. Basically a prostitute.
>>735807735NTA but it's pretty much the opposite of prostitution. Farmers doing this transaction back in the day was pretty much the origin of marriage
>>735807343>have to ask her to speak in English multiple times, because I don't know what she's saying.what the shit... a son who cant even understand his own mother's language?? HOW?you didnt grow up with her around at all? never learned anything from her?usually kids pick up any dang languages their parents speak to them as they grow up. Something is very off here...
>>735807735No, that woman told me she willingly left her home country at 15 with some dude and his wife and fucked around the U.S. until she met my dad. (which makes it even more annoying that her english is still pretty fucked) My dad also said she was basically going to get evicted from her apartment when he met her. She's... inept to say the least. >>735807929I mean like, it's not like she didn't try at all. There's video of her and me as a baby, and she's cutting a cake with a little heart frosting on it and she was like "corazón" (heart) or she taught me "cortina" before I learned "curtain". But it was weird I felt like I learned more from Dora on TV. There was this one time when I took Spanish in High School where I asked her why there's a "que" in a sentence but it wasn't used as the word "what" or it felt superfluous in the sentence, and all she said was "that's just how it is" and it's like she doesn't even know her own language, how could she teach me it.
>>735806245the bowl cut is still popular in japan, for some reason
>>735808535what
>>735808535>My dad also said she was basically going to get evicted from her apartment when he met her. So, he basically exploited her situation and coaxed her into marriage knowing fully well that she couldn't say no? Cool dude, your dad. Was she at least 18 when this happened?
>>735808535Fucking hell she's spanish and she still sucks at English? That's unfortunate
>>735806941Myth, You don't really get to bang twins either :(But I've known plenty of dudes who fucked their mothers-in-law or sisters at different points
man you guys are fucked up like damn.
>>735802679mines currently playing pokopia i bought her for mothers day, otherwise its the sims
>>735809184Normal people do not end up here. That includes you.
>>735802679
>>735809184Mother-son incest is like the most vanilla fetish there is.
>>735808731>coaxed her and she couldn't say noHere we go again with avoiding any sort of agency and responsibility. She was a retard and made her retarded choices, don't act like this was a kidnapped child. She could have said no and just get her ass deported back to her country, which should have happened instead.
>>735804117Well it is your fault for not cutting all contact past 18.
>>735809380That's probably feet or something
>>735808731>he basically exploited her situation and coaxed her into marriageFuck. No. This guy did not want to fuck around with a girl any longer than he needed to after his last marriage. >Was she at least 18 when this happened?27/26? Three year age difference between them.
Less talking and more moms.
>>735809913hags on the verge of menopause ovulating like madGuaranteed octuplets
>>735805106>those shorts yeah, they fuck
>>735809969>sexing an old woman nearing menopauseyeah, guaranteed retarded octuplets
>>735810007Look at where you are for a second
>>735802679Rapelay
>>735810040what does my being surrounded by piss bottles and soiled tissues have to do with anything
>>735809271the "normal" people were worshipping jews a year ago, and freak out about shit I knew since I was 12.
>>735809508Anon...Feet fetishism is not as common as the feet fetishists like to believe
>>735810143it is in fact the most common fetish worldwide
>>735810081Those kids were guaranteed to be retarded regardless is me point
>>735810175I was thinking more in general, but I see your point
>>735805209My mom would jump in my bed like this when I was trying to sleep all the timeIs that just a mom thing?
>>735810456When I was a kid, I would ask my mother to get in bed with me because it made me go to sleep faster
>>735802679The only games my mom plays with me is mario party, mario tennis ace in swing mode and puyo puyo
portal 2spelunkyovercookedmario kartsonic racing crossworldscrash team racing nitro fuelednew super mario brosmario 3d worldcult of the lambnba jamwii sportsmario party serieswario ware inc seriesnidhoggtowerfallrayman originsrayman legendsdonkey kong country returnsdonkey kong countery tropical freezetaiko no tatsujinsingstardonkey kongaguitar hero
>>735810167No that is the adult woman fetish.
>>735810629Wtf
>>735810629I'm ready to admit it...I love adult women...
>>735810624forgot: split fictionit takes twomagika 2
>>735802679Haven't gamed with my mum in years but we played a lot of Dynasty/Samurai/Orochi warriors together throughout my life, both as a kid and as an adult.I also remember playing Unravel with her and I had her play Limbo, Inside and Little Nightmares as I watched and occasionally helped when she needed it.I remember playing Crash and Spyro with her as a little kid. Also Yoshi's Story. Maybe Mario 64 but I don't distinctly remember that.Oh and some Mario Party/Mario Kart of course.Probably forgetting some stuff but I guess I played a decent amount of games with my mum.
super deepthroat
>>735811161can you swallow all 13" of your mother's cock?
>>735810456>Is that just a mom thing?They spend a very, very long time holding you and nursing you and caring for you. Eventually you become too big for them to feasibly hold you. But the impulse to still do it remains.
>>735811212nta but I hate how I know what you're referencing here
>>735802679Mamako horse netorase.
>>735807301My mother and father did the same thing to me repeatedly whenever I had cash, even after I moved out of the house. Fuck all boomers.
>>735810167only if you count pajeets as humans
>>735802679Are there any games where you can beat and rape your mom into submission for always buying you shitty presents and bringing in a new stepdad every few months?
My mom and dad introduced me to the NES so we could probably at least play mario 3 together or like a point and click puzzle game because she had a few of those back in the day.
>>735802679>look up mom hentai>the 'mom' is 7 feet tall with superheroic tiny head proportions>tits bigger than beach balls and sagging to her thighs>hairy armpits>disgusting pubes with happy trail>stink clouds>roast beef pussy so nasty you can tell even through the mosaic censorship>hairy asshole>deep vein thrombosis covering entire body>hairy ass mole """""""""""""""""""beauty marks""""""""""""""""""""
>>735802679i used to play secret of mana with my mother and father, it's still to this day one of my favorite memory
>>735802679I like playing the part of a hotmommy for cuties.
>>735813994Yeah isn't that amazing?
>>735813994I know exactly what doujins these arePupu has some interesting works huh
>>735809913>>735809969
>>735802679https://vndb.org/p6745https://vndb.org/p5237
>>735814274Just link me the exhentai gallery. Not downloading some shitty vn.
>>735802679dark souls 1
>>735814217bigger
>>735814570https://exhentai.org/s/e55199c2fc/3851890-49
>>735802679Actual answer: Mario Kart. The Wii controller in particular is really intuitive for somebody who doesn't play video games so if you've got a Wii, do that. I prefer the GC controller but for people who aren't used to controllers, it seems like motion controls are just easier to understand. My mom does really like cars though, so this might not apply to everyone.
>>735802679Parents would love fighting games because they always fight
Gonna see the mario galaxy movie with my Mommywife (not related) on Wednesday. I'm excited
>>735813994You're not looking at the right type. Friendo
>>735806941Pornslop doesn't exist irl
Pochi should draw more porn.
>>735816174can confirm, the only game I managed to get my mom to play when I was young was Mario Kart 64, she actually liked Moo Moo Meadows, she dislikes videogames otherwise
mom only watched stupid shit on netflix, wish she'd play vidya with me desu it would be awesome
last thing me and mom did together was watch interspecies reviewers and cells at work
>>735803963 Ya think?
>>735815925That link doesn't even go anywhere
>>735802679play friendslop like overcooked
>>735802679Has to be a puzzle game of some sort surely?
>>735819818works on my machine
>>735802679It Takes Two
>>735805209
>>735819781YesWe love mama around here
>>735820456Does he date the mother in this series?
>>735813994Seeing that all mother-son doujins were like that quickly made me realize it was a fetish for people fucked in the head, which knocked me back into my senses.I only fap to imoutos now.
>>735820886I think they fuck in the LN?
>>735806941Only time I’ve heard of it was with Def Leppard. Groupies were either the fan and their co-ed daughter, or reverse. It was called doing the Def Leppard.
>>735802679What is worse than a whore? A teaser. That's Mamako, her story and her adaptation >>735805032Yeah. The story of Mamako was a waste of time.
>>735820886
>>735820989>not oneesansYou ARE fucked in the head
>>735802679My mom will play TF2 with me every now and then. She can only get kills as heavy
>>735821431This series is quite somethingBut I need him to get out of that school and find more delusional hags
>>735802679Rez, with the add on
I tried to let my mom play some beginner charts on DDR but she fundamentally could not understand that you have to hit the arrows when they line up with the receptors. She kept hitting them like half a second early even when I explained this multiple times.
>thinly veiled motherfucker thread
>>735821854Mama is best girl, after all
>>735802679Minecraft, stardew valley, Sims 4 are the obvious go to choices. If shes more of a gamer than an average mom then maybe an mmo with her could be fun, wow or ff14 maybe... I hear mom's love wizard101 so probably that. Also to the other anons in this thread, male sure to tell your mom you love her today, you never know when your last day together might be. If you dont have the best relationship with her than im sorry to hear that, I hope it works out in some way or at least you find some sort of peace with whatever might have happened.
>>735805106holy fuck my dick
I want to play mommy fucker vn. Any recommendations?
>>735807343>>735808535>>735809638Don't worry anon, not sure about your whole background (although my dad never finished high school), but I'm the exact same. I don't know a single lick of tagalog and my parents are shit at English. Except at least you learned from Dora somewhat, I learned jackshit in my 25 years of living
>>735805106>wrestlingwithmomsorce
My mum only plays mobile games and the sims on her laptop, she used to play PS1 games with me when I was a kid though.
The way i ended up? Pretty much made sure nobody in this family and any generation ever touches video games lol.
>>735805189Good ending unlocked!
>>735806997Based woman gave birth to an absolute failure, sad.
The Nagare family was a happy home of three people. However, their son Kiritaka was secretly bullied at school. Then, an incident occurs, and the mother Mari’s love for her son goes out of control.
>>735805106
>>735802679H games
>>735802679Serious answer is bejeweled. Take turns or something.
Pic related or little big planet is THE go to for playing with women.Also I suppose mario kart?If you don't how to emulate I can't help you
>>735806941Just have to know where to look
>>735802679Wii stuff
I love mature sweet caring women!
>>735820886It ends with the dad coming back home from work and fucking the mom while the MC cries himself to sleep.
>>735802679My was into Need for Speed Underground since it had her favorite car that she wanted at the time - Nissan 350z. She played it with my dad (who was really into NFL2K) they would basically become what comercials protray gamer as for about 30 minutes before stopping. It was the only time I could get my parent into gaming and stop blaming video games on random shit I do.
>>735819781Her left boob is a lot smaller
>>735803012Your mom sucks (but maybe you do too), and whatever she blames on video games and Pokemon isn't related. There's plenty of very successful adults with families who still play Pokemon these days.
>>735802679>>735820456Mamako is built for NTR (not interracial).
Maybe instead of jerking off to milfs we should all give our moms a call and check in today
>>735828396I would never survive this place
>>735806997are you some kind of gacha faggot?
>>735802679This is the premiere and essential mum-son video game.It is a must own.
>>735805140You should be afraid. I recently found that my Mom is a pseudo-whale for some random farming game she plays on her tablet. She drops like a $100 dollars a month on it. Old people rag on kids for being too invested in video games, but they're the ones most vulnerable to addiction. They haven't developed the resistance to skinner box bullshit that a lot of the rest of us have.
>>735805560Holy shit my dad does the exact same thing, except for the irl coach thing. Always so nice to see him laying on his couch playing vidya.
>>735806012Your mother should’ve hit you more
>>735829465If she gave a shit she would have called back by now after missing my last call almost a year ago. I don't really have any interest in maintaining contact anymore.
She played Baldurs Gate Dark Alliance I & II with my pops and that's about the extent of her vidya playing aside from the Atari and NES when she was younger
>>735808535Are you guys spics? That explains it. Boomer Hispanic women never care to learn English. Once had an old lady call the pharmacy to yell at me in Spanish about how her automated voice messages are in English. At least your mom has you, that lady I’m talking about probably lived alone
>>735829396*MTR
