>gf platinumed more games in 4 years than I did since trophies were first createdShould I just dump her to preserve my pride?
>>735864078You should both stop eating
Just tell her to get some fucking taste and stop being a cheevo whore.
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I hate women
>>735864078I've got bad news for you, OP...
>>735864078Your gf is a man
>>735864634many are saying this
>>735864078>giving a fuck about achievementsGo murder suicide on her and improve the world.
>>735864078You should stop bitching and eat her out
>>735864235Unrealistic. They both seem happy.
>>735864078>gfstopped reading there, go away normalfaggot nigger
>>735864078Where do 4chan users find girlfriends? The only things I can think of are prowling hobby stores or becoming famous online and happening to have a local girl find you. I feel like it'd be easy to impress a girl, even a normalfag one. But where do you meet?
>staring into a digital pixel void in mental fantasy escapism is enjoying life
>>735864078>prideYour a bitch anon.
>>735869584Match or eHarmony!But I must warn you! Relationships are really hard!
>>735869584Friends of friends in high school and speaking with equal confidence regardless of sex. That's how it worked for me. If you can't hold onto her into adulthood then you're probably fucked though.
>>735869584met her at work, knew it wasn't going to end well, it didn't end well
>>735869584I used hinge
>>735869584i only go to work and back and have no online presence. so dont be like me.
>platinumedwhat is this gay tranny zoomer lingo
>>735869819And what about for us fags?
>>735869584I'll let you know when I find one. Right now I'm trying the "read light novels in public every once in a while" approach so that I'm at least still enjoying myself while not in my room.
>No hobbies>No friends>Never had GF>Quit job a few months ago>Live at home>Too unmotivated to do anything at allDo I just scour /soc/ for my one true love? Or do I work a dead end job until I keel over and die alone? Or just off myself now?
>>735869584There is no reason to waste time with modern women. Nothing good will come of it.>>735870881
>>735870967Aren't there things like grindr? You regularly hear about incidents involving gay dating sites on the news.
>>735871052Grindr is not a 'dating' site, its a hookup siteThats barking up entirely the wrong tree
>>735864078>he fell for the cheevos memeyou no longer have any pride dont worry
>>735869819>>735870720I suppose dating apps could work. It is sort of like a king selecting the fairest maiden of his kingdom. How you meet someone doesn't really matter if you end up happy together; I remember explicitly asking another kid to be my friend in 2nd grade and he was one of the nicest to me out of all of them, although I swear I could never find him on the playground.
since this is the offtopic blogposting thread, I'm going to air a concern of mineI am 27 and still do not have my driver's license. at this point I'm pretty confident that I would not survive on the road; I have the kind of autism that delays my reaction time a shit ton. I know that girls wouldn't want to date a bum who can't even drive, though.should I just say fuck it and knock it out at this point? I should, shouldn't I
>>735870993If you don't have the energy to live outside how is having to balance off another person going to make your life better?Fix your shit.
>>735871376Yes dude, driving is easy. If you're really nervous play euro truck sim or something in VR with a racing wheel.
>>735871376>I know that girls wouldn't want to date a bum who can't even drive, though.my gf drives to me and drives us around, im not sure how that autism thing works but sounds like a genuine disability and valid excuse not to drive
>>735871376I will give a tip that is quite useful: Reaction doesn't matterI'm a biker, and there are sittuations where you ARE going to crash, there is not choice, you will see it coming, react like a pro on 12 frames, press both breaks at once, and still, you will crash. Your mistake was getting on that sittuation to begin with. Keep a safe distance from the vehicle up front and whoever honks at you is a gay retardAlways expect the idiot leaving parking to be a mongrel who uses the entire road just to allign himself with the roadExpect every car to be driven by a womanAt every intersection there is a dumb boomer idiot speeding, so you slow down even if it is your turn to goYou survive every accident you avoid
>>735871376when i finally got my license the test was literally just driving up the block, doing a three point turn, and coming back. and then you have it for life essentially.
>>735871623sounds like good advice anon thank you
>>735871376Lean heavy into the rules of the road (it is what they want anyway). Rules and numbers allow us to see in places and ways we can't. You won't need some super precise reaction time if you know all the right procedures to use (which many other drivers use even if many times poorly). This is especially useful since these rules (such as keeping a car length space between you and the guy ahead), are specifically focused on giving you a huge and forgiving reaction time buffer. Most people who die in road accidents were doing super retarded things or victims of those retards who were pretty much helpless no matter how well they reacted.
>>735871376Used to feel the same until I finally got mine at 24, now I do it so naturally I regret not getting it sooner and avoiding so many so many inconveniences. Don’t wait any longer you still have to pass with an instructor next to you and don’t be afraid of taking lessons either.
>>735871376Im 24 and without a licence too. Living as a terminal poorfag scared to lose the bare minimum keeping me alive has stunted me in ways I couldn't possibly recover from. Don't drive because a car crash and petrol would make me homeless. No friends because I cant afford to visit anyone or pay for a night out. Never had a girlfriend because I'm a fucking bum. Unfit as all heaven because a gym is too expensive and my shoes are literally in tatters. I dont even have a disability I can claim payments on nor do I even have a state I can try to claim from (I'm not a citizen of this country). At least being among others similarly screwed to me brings me comfort
>>735871623>>735871635>>735871857>>735872094Helpfulposting is one of the few things that keeps me coming back here. You're alright, anons.
>>735872362eat healthier, go work at a ware house have them pay for your schooling do something practical
>>735871376I don't have any tips because I'm in a similar position, but I'd just like to say it's funny that I see this post while I'm procrastinating studying for my learner's permit.
>>735870964It's worse than that.... She(He)'s a snoy....
>>735872497Literally every warehouse job wants you to have a licence...
>>735872638ware house like, work at fedex or amazon they will higher anyone
>>735871376>>735872362lmao these are the racists that feel superior to niggers
>>735872678Yeah, I send it out to them anyway and get ghosted. Ive applied to around 30 jobs this week and each one will inevitably ghost me. Ive gotten a good 4 interviews out of the several hundred applications I've done and each one told me they loved me but that I had some glaring flaw that made them turn away (usually the lack of either driving or experience). I'm still trudging through though. It gets harder every day but we keep trying. I probably have about 10 years left to live since I got clocked diabetic (both my parents are so I was fucked from the start) so I want to at least hope I can make something of it
>>735872830fedex ground specifically hires immediately you dont even talk to a person its just a bot say you have open availability and you basically automatically get the job
>>735872830Outside of driving jobs they can't ask about it unless they ask every candidate. Don't volunteer that information, simply confirm without detail that yes, you can and will be promptly on time for your shifts.
>>735869584Just grow another 6 inches.
>>735869584>>>/lgbt/
>>735864078(you) have to>git gud
>>735871376Find a woman that doesn't drive. Equal rights yeah
>>735869819Relationships ARE really fucking hard. I've been through about 3 and I think I'm fucking done. I'm gonna fuck whores and play videogames from hereon out.
>>735873443this
>>735871376Me and my wife both have driver's license but we live in a tight city (EU) so we never have to. Everyone rides bicycles. Incidentally this gives everyone a nice bum and thighs.
>>735864235What if these are your parents?
>>735864078>Having a girl that actually enjoys gaming. Dude, you should marry her.Cute girls with asperger or just ones that really enjoy videogames are very rare and getting one is literally a jackpot.Also aspie-chan's feet on my face and then into my mouth and then on my dick.
>>735870964Platinumed just mean getting all of the achievements in a game.
>>735873714My mother got so butthurt by just hearing that Han Solo died in Ep. 7, she got ahead of everyone and declared the sequels are not canon one day after launch. She never watched ep. 7, nor anything done by disney, while still buying OG related stuffMy father had colletions of Saint Seiya OVAs in VHS, and the only things I know about Dragon Ball Super, I heard from him, or saw him watching.I was the only children in my friend group where both my parents lived in the same house, and are still together this day. So honestly, I think you would be lucky in that sittuation
>>735869584>Where do 4chan users find girlfriends?
>>735870964It is sony player stuff, because when you finish all achievements there it gives a "platinum" medal. With that in mind:>gayYes.>trannyNo, but they're allies.>zoomerNo, sony fans are balding millenials with undiagnosed mental health issues.
>>735874005accurate
>>735869584I like how fucked up that penguin looks, I want to carry that sort of energy into my every day life.
>>735873975
>>735874572You will never be the little girl.
>>735871376I got an ebike instead. Fuck cagers.
Reminds me of my ex who was more of a /v/ tard than me. Never met in person but we did the long distance dating thing for awhile.>Better at FPS games than me when using mouse and keyboard but preferred controller for w/e reason>Loved POE/Diablo, a genre which I hate>Played shit tons of games I never even heard of>Able to shit talk lobbies as a women on the fly with out thinking about itTo bad she had BPD and wanted to talk and play with me every hour of the day which quickly got tiring.
>>735869584Trans girls take it or leave it
>>735873760Biological women are tech illiterate so she's probably a real girl and not a tranny like most girls on steam
>>735869584>4chan usersDING DING DINGAnd here is your problemYou unironically identify through this shithole. I could understand pre 2010 4chan. Hell, kinda even before GG and election tourism.But after that? Lmao. Its as much of an identity as "muh pickup truck" identity. Fundamentally embarrassing for anyone else. Even to other people who drive cars or the fucking pickup trucks.Stop being a "4channer" and get actual hobby. Like even a vidya hobby. Make mods and socialize or play competitively and get drunk with other players at tourneys.FUCKING TALK TO PEOPLE AND STOP IDENTIFYING AS "4CHAN USER".
>>735873975Oh boy I can't wait to compete with 1,000 other faggots for the attention of one girl.
>>735875380This shit happens in real life too. I hate talking to anyone in public really, can't say anything to the few people at work that "get it" without some asshole butting in and I'm not competing for anyone's attention. Male or female.
>>735875328Don't take this newfafs, I like 4chan. I am an anon. The entire modern net landscape is pure garbage, you will never be one of us though and that's a good thing. /v/ is a failed normalfags containment border like the exhibit A I am replying to.
>>735871376>bros how do I get a modern gf please I want a mentally ill schizoid Tiktok addicted feminist modern gf with the personality depth of a puddleDo normalfags really
>>735871376I've been driving cars since I turned 16 and I'm a 34 year old virgin.
>>735864078>faggot gets real honest to god gamer gf and immediately wants to dump heryou disgust me
>>735875328>pokefagGo back to your containment board, no one cares.
>>735875890Meanwhile I'm 32 and too scared to drive becausey sister would scream at me when trying to teach me to drive
>>735864078why would anyone care about platinums
i had a girlfriend once and it was awfulwould not recommend
I fucking hate women more and more each passing day.
Test
>>735871376I started driving when I was 25, mainly for work. Still have the same car. I hate driving still after 10 years but it really is a necessity especially in the states.
>>735875328>You unironically identify through this shithole. I could understand pre 2010 4chan. Hell, kinda even before GG and election tourism.You can't even follow your own advice
>>735876078Ego. Humans are biologically engineered to want to be better at something compared to someone else, even if that something is insignificant.
>>735876134Incel
>>735875231>Biological women are tech illiterate You have no idea how this shit is true. I work as IT guy and shit i get called for by female office workers is just ridiculous.
>>735869584If you didn't get a school GF it's unironically over. I had so many girls confess to me or have their friends confess for them back then and I just rejected them because I don't like touch. I genuinely mulled being in a relationship just to play Guitar Hero with and shoot hoops with a girl on call.
>>735876151Identifying through modern 4chan is like identifying as redditor or twitter user.
>>735876278>Show up to work>Computer malfunction halts entire days work>Two girls there when I relive them>Examine computer, power cord was not all the way in>Plug it in and everything works fine>Wait till end of shift to tell her it's fixed>"Idk it just started working, maybe ask IT whats up with it"I knew if I told her I just plugged it in it would be drama for months plus I got out of the days work
>>735876294i broke up with my high school sweetheart gf because she had some weird complex about wanting to have kids asap
>>735875203Is it worth it? I'm not particularly gay.
>>735876558my steak too juicy
my gf is autistic but also asexual :|
>>735869584Met a girl on Hinge and met up with her IRL. She then started talking about politics and about how it isn't EASY ENOUGH to kill children for women yet.
>>735876294This is true, I ruined so many chances in my 20's just because I never really dated in HS and was cringe as a result of it. Technically I had one GF in HS, though she was using me to get back at her 20 something BF and she broke up with me once he was jealous enough and threatened to kill me.
>>735876641having kids at ~18 is retarded
>>735864078>platinumThat's a PlayStation thing. How can she platinum games on a system that has no games?
>>735864078If you don't platinum having children with her just commit suicide
>>735876647How's the experience with an ace? What's different about being in a relationship compared to just being friends?
>>735864078I never did a platinum in my life, I even remember a friend of mine getting mad at me>You just need to play for 10 more minutes to get this trophyYeah, I'll play when I want, thanks.I even met this girl that was obsessed with doing platinums of games and invited me to a shitty discord made for people that were into that, she got cheap games with "easy platinums". You reach a point where it becomes a checklist
>>735873923>My mother got so butthurt by just hearing that Han Solo died in Ep. 7, she got ahead of everyone and declared the sequels are not canon one day after launch. She never watched ep. 7Based
>>735876675I'm fine with abortion and a lot of left wing talking points, but even then leftest girls think you are just saying that to get in their pants. Last girl I actually was with was rightwing. We were driving by christian billboard and she was talking about saving babies and all that shit and I was like "I think we should be paying people for abortions."She seemed offended at first but more into me after because I think so many guys just agree with the chick on w/e
>>735864078no, you should be sucking her dicknow get in the kitchen and make her a sandwich
>>735876880>"I think we should be paying people for abortions."Change it to "Black people" and add "with food stamps" to paying, and I agree.
>>735876748She let's me have sex with her because she knows it makes me feel good, but I hate it because it feels like I'm forcing her into it, she is just indifferent though, but it still hurts
>>735864078Make sure she's dilating daily
>>735876952Na, we need to kick up stem cell research again. We need white babies too
>>735872362Pushups are free.Weights are cheap.
>>735869584Met mine while playing DnD.I was in tabletop blackface and she thought it was funny.
>>735876598good, she's a girl so it's straight. She just may have a dangly bit of flesh that she might have a complex about; she might even want you to not touch itbesides, free anal
>>735872362>Unfit as all heaven because a gym is too expensiveWorking out is THE poorfag hobby, how do you think people got big before gyms were invented? You can literally use your own body as a weight.
>>735877043No one believes you tranny. No one wants you. Repent and accept your real gender, you're fine as you were born.
>>735871376I've been driving for almost a decade and i still can't park.
>>735864078See, this would be true if the femchud who thought this to herself wasn't drowning in DMs, swiping on tinder even though she got 30 matches and goons it to BL posts on tumblr
>>735873923unfathomably based
>>735877082actually I was born intersex and those quack doctors conformed me to boy. I'm less than happy about that
>>735869584You need a unique non geeky hobby. Most women don't care you can build computers/program, and gaming is considered a major turn off. If you can draw, pain, write or some other unique activity they will flock to you just because the vast majority of men don't do these things.Ideally you do these hobbies in a group setting, I write and read but bringing it up naturally is a pain.
>>735877183
>>735869584Worked part time together at a local supermarket and she thought i was funny, we kinda knew each other from school, different circles of friends.She was very tomboyish and asked me out, she still went through with it after i profusely spilled my spaghetti, we've now been together for 18 years.Basically the fish jumped into my boat and I've been making sure it doesn't flop back out.
>>735873923based mom, you should call her.
>>735876682imagine where you'd be now
>>735877183That sucks to hear.I hope you are doing good and have fun stuff in your life.
>>735877250Lol that girl sounds so fucking ugly, you’ll need to rape a hot girl at least once to see what the good times are
>>735877043>>735875203but they smell like men
>>735877319Nah, I've got what I deserve.2 sub 4s living in peace.
>>735877326They also sound like men, and age like men, and grow beards like men, and the vest, vast majority only want to date women too; you know why that is? Because they ARE men.
>>735869584As I got older I started thinking, I don't really need a woman who has the same hobbies as me. As long as she's not fat, cooks and cleans and is decently fun to be around and supplies more oxytocin than cortisol, that's pretty much good enough.
>>735877483At least most trannies being into women makes all the straight trannies more closed off about their attraction so they tend to get pretty lonely and shy, makes for easy lays.
>>735869584No idea.I don't even know how to talk to girl so even if I met one, I'd probably waste that opportunity.>prowling hobby storesfull of dudes and few girls there are always taken>becoming famous onlinepipe dream
>>735877483I only like guys not the one you've been responding to but yeah>>735877532I'm pretty ugly and will die alone I guess
>>735877467You need to rape a virgin these days or else you won’t ever feel a hymen break. Only chad gets to do that stuff. The world was way more equal before tinder chads could order virgins to their house.
>>735877591Any man could get into your pants with a couple compliments, God knows what you'd do if he took you out to dinner.
>>735877835lol! I may be a tranny sure but I'm not a woman so I wouldn't ask to be taken out to dinner lol, just hanging out or talking would be nice. Connecting with someone.But that's life.
>>735876079
>>735876374You are right but I don't tell anyone I am a 4chan user at work or whatever. I keep it to myself and I love this place.
>>735869584I unironically found 2 of my gfs on 4chan.
>>735878001At least your probably not a virgin. Being a virgin and not ugly in 2026 is torture when you realize your a sperg. I should just fuck a hooker at this point, I cant deal with women.
>>735876880Don't have a gf but my left wing coworkers are annoying as hell to be around. They all like me and think I'm one of the guys, they always rant about trump or whatever. It's annoying as hell and I wish I could tell them to shut the fuck up because I don't care about politics but then I would be labeled as a weirdo at work. Gay nigger faggot world.
>>735864235holy f*ck
>normalfags itt whine about muh problemsGet off my board
>>735877503You don't realise how high these expectations are in the year of our lord 2011+15.Good luck brother
>>735864078not a problem in project nortubel
>>735869584I just accepted I'm going to be forever alone
>>735864235>>735869134the woman eventually realises after 2 years of marriage that being a married straight woman isn't quirk chungus enough and becomes a lesbian that only wears jumpsuits leading the guy to commit suicide
>>735878683>>735878683Anons are generally forever alone or attempt to become normalfags (almost all fail, a few trip fags sorta made it) and I know this because the r/a/dio thread would have anons giving yearly updates and suddenly almost every single one gave up and just accepted being here forever or choose to hero. Most just can't hack becoming a normalfag for real. I know a few anons from /jp/ who sorta became normalfags in Japan but they also are still heavy otaku and if they weren't in JP they probably would of killed themselves living amongst western normalfags. Most of the tripfags I knew on /v/ died, killed themselves or disappeared forever. The tism is a disease for most here I guess.
>>735879064Bleak
>>735878995The quirk chungus move for a straight married woman is an open relationship
>>735878423need chubby quirk chungus gf
>>735879154Probably more common than what I wrote but I just was just citing what actually happened to the couple in that one quirk chungus couple webm that gets posted.
>>735871376I'm 34 and never got my full drivers license because A) cars put me to sleep almost instantly, andB) when I was learning to drive my mom would grip the little handle on the roof and constantly yell shit like "Ahh!" "Oh, oh, oh look out!" "CAREFUL!" even when I was driving in a straight line on an empty road. It got the point where my dad would yell at her to shut the fuck up because I wasn't even doing anything wrong, but it conditioned me to be incredibly nervous the instant I get behind a wheel.
>>735869819I would sooner die alone than use a dating app. Statistically, 40% of men in hospitals die with no partner or family by their side, so it's not that big of a deal anyway, it's probably Hollywood and Baby Boomer culture that skewed people's perception that "everyone should have someone". It was normal before for a large chunk of men in society to not have partners, it's just that they became monks or sailors or other shit which isn't as common today.
>>735878423>>735864235same energy
>>735880021It’s over dude, just commit suicide. You’re never going to own a house or find a virgin wife. Only chad gets that stuff. Just do an exit bag it’s totally painless.
>>735880021you are permanently damaged and will never be a normal human being. just an hero and try again in the next one
>>735880513>the r/a/dio The what?
>>735864235Yes? And?
>>735880735Whoops, meant for >>735879064
>>735864235you just know he is a cuck
>>735880513
>>735880560>>735880604I will NEVER kill myself because that means the Jew wins
>>735864078I have met 1 (ONE) girl who plays videogames in 33 years on this earth and she's a lesbian
