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this is what normalfags think you look like
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Damn...I look cool!
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>FPS
I sleep
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I, robot
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A lion does not care what an antelope thinks.
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>>735923516
i wish i looked like this. this looks epic.
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>>735923516
Yet this is what I really look like.
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>>735923582
basado
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bro is locked in
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>>735923516
>cancelled after 3 seasons
Netflix is literal fucking cancer, even though I will admit season 3 was absolute dog shit. It was still better than 95% of the slop they shit out.
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>>735924018
>3 seasons
>cancelled
i feel like thats not what cancelled means. it just finished . i was honestly surprised it even got a third season
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>>735923516
That's not Alice. Where is Alice?
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>>735923516
>>735923897
I'm both of these on any given day
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>>735923897
Damn dude playing green hill zone 01 on a fight stick!
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cats hate you
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>>735924069
No retard, they cancelled it. There is a difference between cancelled and being finished. There was plans for another season and they cancelled it probably because the 3rd season was shit and they didn't receive the numbers they wanted. Netflix is retarded like that. They think whatever slop they shit out needs to be an instant hit like Stranger Things or Squid Game, otherwise it goes to the chopping block. And usually even if they manage to make something good, they usually run it into the ground, like Stranger Things.
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>>735923897
>mfw I play video games
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>>735923516
but everyone plays games (and they say it constantly), so they're simply lying
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>tfw i lose ANOTHER match
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>>735923516
Most normalfags play more games than i do, unless you count debugging as playing video games
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>>735923516
i don't remember bf3 metro looking like that. they got the BLUE right at least
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>>735923516
But that is what I look like..?
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>>735923897
This is me when I watch anime.
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tv producers or whoever the hell makes that trash are so obviously disingenuous.
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this is how we nintenDO IT
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>>735923516
Get on my level NOOB
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>>735923516
>PLAYER:ALICE
IM COMING TO ALICE
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i wish modern games looked this fun
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>>735923516
wtf, literally me
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meanwhile this is what the average /v/irgin actually looks like
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POV: he's literally me
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>>735925904
Should have played wii game
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>detective show
>it's an episode about video games or video game culture
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>ugh you play video games all day? weirdo
>*watches netflix all day*
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>>735925431
>some weirdo actually stood behind this normal ass dude just to film him to post online

Man what a faggot
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>>735924996
Too white for my tastes but almost dreamlike area. I'd love using some complex LAN playnite setup with so much space and hardware
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when did we begin caring about normalfag opinions
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>>735926664
I wonder if normalfags are still watching The Office these days.
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>>735925904
lol what a dumb cunt
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>>735923582
tonight you will get your dick ripped off
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>>735923516
Put him in a dress then you got it. Also add a bunch of furry porn on the walls. Also a BLM poster and something with a rainbow. Now you know what DEI leftist freaks look like in the gaming scene
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>>735924945
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>>735926664
People above age ~50 are severely triggered into hysterics by video games for some reason.
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>>735923516
This is me.
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>>735923516
I... thank you
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>>735923582
I look more like Carl actually. Fat, hairy and bald. And I dont play vidya anymore I just drink.
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>>735923516
It’s called cuckolding. They film a lot of cuckolding, probably more than you’d expect. The entire lord of the rings series is about cuckolding. It’s not very fun to read other people’s opinions on anything sexual, so they sneakily include it in everything just to annoy you. Like if you were making sexual comments in almost any type of business situation, you’d probably be immediately fired. But they play it on every channel 24/7 for some reason, probably to hurt people. If you could punch everyone in the head and also bruise their dicks, apparently that’s what they try to do. Only men though, as men are like pigs for slaughter.
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>>735923516
Its 2026. Normalfags play video games. In fact, most FPS players are normalfags.
Your webm is an example of what boomers think we look like. And who cares? They're all dieing of cancer anyway.
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>>735923516
>normalfags think
ok
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>>735923897
kino
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There was a school shooting with no obvious motive and basically nothing known about the perpetrator, and my mother just matter of factly said "yeah it was definitely because of violent video games". You have to understand that past a certain age your brain is basically destroyed and you can't learn or understand anything. The only thing you can do is make sure these people get out of political powe- oops, too late.
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>>735929431
Your mom gets fucked up the ass for fun. Thats actually why we don’t listen to them when they talk, they have been getting fucked in their big ass every couple days for 40 years, that causes some serious mental problems. Like I just avoid them completely dude, you have no idea what type of mental disorder is going on in their heads.
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>>735923516
Joke's on them, I look like this.
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>>735924996
Definitely not a cult, btw.
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>>735925904
this reminds me how old games have massive underground popularity. even games like say starcraft 2 that has been literally forgotten about and received essentially 0 updates has players ranging from 5k to 20k daily. sure you can say that it is not much, but there are a lot like it that have their own consistent 10k for a long time.
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>>735929667
You should definitely not commit suicide.
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>>735925431
As if I'd be caught dead playing Shallow Knight.
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I watched a movie called "Louder than Bombs" and the teenager character, instead of playing WoW or even FFXIV, was playing TESO. Pretty much the only thing about the film I remember.
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>>735929697
kek source?
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>>735924996
Does anybody actually like LEDs?
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>>735926874
yeah normalfags are pretty weird and nosy and love shoving cameras in random people's faces.
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>>735926664
Most people actually just put netflix on to have background noise while looking at their phone.
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>>735929960
I have autism so any lights in the corner of my eye are extremely distracting
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>>735929879
Hirayasumi's drama adaptation.
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>>735928608
Can I have sex with you?
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>>735929697
>heck yeah
must protek
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>>735924204
it's a sega arcade stick
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>>735923516
>this is what normalfags think
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>>735923516
I wish I could afford all that shit.
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>>735923516
I hate to break it to you anon, but videogames are for normalfags now
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>>735924945
soul
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>>735930485
/v/ thinks real life is like revenge of the nerds for some reason.
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>>735929994
Matt Damon had say the rip over and over in his new movie because of this bullshit.
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>"anon do you have any hobbies? let me guess, its video games right??"
how do they know
I deflect by saying I like movies
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>>735930475
Stop being a NEET.
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>>735923897
Damn is sonic that good
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Does anyone have the clip from that cop show where they chase someone in a virtual world? Or the one where they have to unlock files hidden on an xbox by finishing a Prince of Persia game?
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>>735930475
A bunch of turned off monitors and a ps4?
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>>735923516
I look like this and do like this
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>>735925904
It do absolutely be that way. I had no idea it be that way for others, too.
I'm not alone in the way it be.
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>>735925904
>owning a nogamestation
Couldn't be me.
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>>735929431
I've recently been made very, very aware of how woefully retarded everyone who lives in my small town is and it's really starting to wear on me.
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I look like this.
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>>735925904
Bloodborne was right there
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But why should I care what normalfags think?
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>>735925904
>LOTR
>Sushi
>Dragon Ball
Normiemaxxing.
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>>735925904
>ps5
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>>735930723
Why contain it
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>>735930723
Just read books bro.
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>>735931846
Can I say I read books if I play VNs?
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>>735928838
/v/irgins haven't left their homes in years and still think it's the early 2000s and videogames are for reject nerds. Nowadays everyone younger than 50 plays videogames and sees it as a completely normal hobby.
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If you don't finish at least 2 games a day you're not a gamer.
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gamers in the wild
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>>735923516
I do that and look like that
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>>735930927
Revolutionary.
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>>735930927
iirc he used to play it with his dead kid or something
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>>735924996
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>>735923897
Every time I see Hollywood try to depict games in their shows or movies, they always have the actor over act the actual playing. Or they don't even bother to just use a game that exists and have them play that. Is it due to copyright issues? Would the studio need to have permission to show an actual video game from the creators to show it? Is it just a critical case of not giving a fuck mixed with the older generation not getting it?
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>>735936072
smol indie chinese sweatshop, pls understan
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>>735924996
Imagine being invited to this dude's house, waiting for him to take a piss break or something and then hurriedly setting up an Xbox and playing halo on that switch TV.
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>>735923516
This is more accurate.
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>>735936184
I mean watching someone read a book isn't usually all that exciting to see either but the thing is the director is afraid people would be bored seeing someone just do a mental activity like how it actually goes in reality instead of some dramatized movie version. The actor is usually going to want some excuse to (over)act as well so goes with it.
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>>735923516
this is what normalniggers look like
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>>735936471
>opening a Midna thread.webm
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>>735923516
>2026
>still caring about what people think of you
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>>735928608
why are you a tranny
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>>735923516
>be me, 32
>good job, nice car and house, plays vidya regularly
>but no wife and family
>this infuriates my parents endlessly
not my problem desu
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>>735935162
He was put into jail for decades for a murder he didn't commit. This is shortly after he finished his sentence. The SNES and Genesis were still current gen when he was locked up. He's tearing up because it's finally hit him how much life he lost out on.
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>>735936554
why would you admit that, even anonymously online
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>>735923897
>>735930927
>>735935162
>>735937093
Also, the show is "Rectify" and the episode is S1E3: "Modern Times"
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>>735923516
>FPS with a controller
Jesus, really? That's their image of us?
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>>735923516
>PLAYER: ALICE
basado
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>>735923516
the fuck is that HUD
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Most normalfag men play videogames now and mostly shooters. The way the theater kid artschool faggots portray videogames in TV is extremely disingenuous and you can tell its pure contempt for the medium
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>>735923897
>when i'm enjoying some video games then suddenly remember that i'm a loser who will die alone
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no we dont
most of you are obese, sickly and smell
poorly kept 'beard' optional along with ugly landhwale gf you play online with
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>>735923516
Literally me
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>>735937853
Wrong, I smell nice, I am healthy, I have no facial hair and no so
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>>735937578
can't spell chud without hud
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>>735929698
Obviously since there's also playstation stuff there
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>>735936184
same reason every poker scene in media must involve a royal flush.
over dramatize everything
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>>735923897
green hills is honestly the worst stage in sonic but the most iconic since its the first one
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>>735923516
Shows what they know.
Actual normies have called out to me while playing because they weren't sure I was awake or even alive while gaming
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>>735925904
It's always a fucking snoy
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>>735923897
Lmao
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>>735939430
its not even bottom 5 in its own game. Marble zone is infinitely worse
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>>735923516
to be fair that game looks insane
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>>735931846
I can't anymore. They put me to sleep in minutes. Audiobooks are no problem but reading is like an incantation for a sleep charm.
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>>735923516
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>>735923516
Wait, I thought normalfags play games too these days? Since it's a popular and trendy hobby
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>>735942847
hell yeah brother
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>>735942915
The majority of them only play mobile games.
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>>735942847
>slows down to ride over the fallen biker
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>>735942915
most of them play ONLY cod, niggerball and fotm friendslop
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good. normalfags SHOULD fear me
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>>735924945
Based. Is the fedora guy on ze right the dudler who invited Mario?
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>>735924996
Mario is he real
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>>735937948
show us your programming socks
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>>735923897
damn...
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>>735939137
lmao now im picturing a really intense, dramatic poker game with life or death at stake and its like someone beating someone highest pair of like, two 4's with two 6's or something equally as shit
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>>735924996
>This is my safe space when my wifes boyfriend comes over
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>>735925904
why do normalcunts not understand what "POV" means?
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>>735923516
Normalfags think I play fps with a controller?
Oh god what have I done
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>>735944157
>he doesn't handicap himself by using a controller to give the other players a chance
Casual
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I used to play csgo with a trackpad in college during class. It wasn't fun but it was more fun than learning physics from a guy who could barely speak english.
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>>735925431
>playing hollow knight ON A LAPTOP KEYBOARD

jesus christ
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>>735944214
>he gets handicapped by controllers
next you will say you dont use a dance pad to grind cardio
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>>735944059
its a meme, they do it on purpose
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>>735942847
>holds his hand up at oncoming traffic
I lost it
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>>735944059
It's a chinktok thing.
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>represent women in video game development or they will design a hot femme fatale who will kill you to death and feed on your male aggression!
woah... fellas, we need to put more Leon's and Jimmy's in our vidya, bitches be crazy...
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>>735929431
YOu can learn at any age if you want to, key phrase being if you want to. Most people just give up on actually learning after middle school though and are content being retarded know-nothing because they're out-of-touch baby boomers or spiritually baby boomers.
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Be honest, does knowing things actually make you happier? It takes more effort to know things than it does to be happy living in a carefully sheltered mindset where you're 100% comfortable with the five or so things you are aware of and everything else doesn't exist.
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
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>>735928079
>Overhearing two coworkers talking
>First one quotes an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia joke
>Second one doesn't get it even after being informed the source
>Tells the first one "You should watch How I met your mother. It's so funny."
Both of them constantly reference scenes from The Office. One of them even told me I NEED to watch Stranger Things because it's "good" when they asked me my opinion on the, at the time, latest episode; I've never seen it and don't intend to.
Normalfags are retarded. They'd gladly sell their soul if it meant they fit in with everyone else and can provide to the current topic conversation.
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>>735929994
Netflix shows are always recapping everything that happens every other scene because of this shit. It's so prevalent they released a statement recently saying that it's totally not true. They've basically just thrown their writers under the train to save what little face they have.
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>>735929698
That's an advert.
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>>735924018
>>735924315
True end was Season 2. S3 was some netflix original bullshit; I ain't watchin that; it's perfect in my mind ending at S2.
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>>735944710
Yeah, there's nothing that I enjoy more than learning.
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>>735929697
>Steam Deck promotion in Japan
How the hell does Sony expect to reclaim the land of the rising Sun when Nintendo and Valve dominate the handheld space there? Nintendo has the Switch 2 out, and Valve is gonna have a Steam Deck 2 out either by next year or 2028.
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if normalfags were actually creeped out by men who enjoyed vidya again like OP makes it seem, maybe there'd be less gay shit in my vidya again as well.
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>>735945661
Game devs are definitely not normalfags.
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>>735945661
The death of PlayStation and Xbox will only be a benefit to the entire game industry.
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>>735923516
i don't play fpslop, that shit is for tweaker retards
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>>735923897
>playing anything ever on one of those gay ass knobtrollers
>playing fucking SANC
he's crying because he's retarded
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>>735925904
I can't take console UX seriously, like what the fuck, this shit makes me depressed.
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>>735925431
>reddit knight: reddit song
yeah... yeah that IS what the average nu-/v/eddit /v/igger looks like, actually
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>>735945175
Stranger things is good dough. The last season is cringe, and the entire show is kinda jewish with all the sad little mixed race mutt kids running about, but it's still good.
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>>735925904
piss 5 has no games, so this is very accurate for its users
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>>735927926
when this place got infested with redditors due to a complete lack of gatekeeping while the old guard were all busy in /pol/ for the past 10 years or so
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>>735942847
based
TOTAL BIKEOIDAL DEATH
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>finish game
>it's 2 am
>go out for a burrito
>surrounded by drunk whores and their simps

Next time I'm ordering a taxi for my burrito.
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>>735946670
>and their simps
did you mean pimps?
>taxi
did you mean uber?
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>>735946775
I call all normalfag females "whores" and normalfag males "simps" because that's what they are.
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>>735929697
she cute
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>>735942847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87bcPisyTHs
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>>735946976
this is me but biologically male and on an actual bed.
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>>735923516
I'm not dying for israel to commit warcrimes
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>>735946976
code
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>>735929960
I do, but I use all the peripherals from the same company (so that the colours are of the same tint/intensity) + have actually looked up what palette would be complimentary and non-distracting.
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>>735923516
>console
You take me for some kind of casual?
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>>735923516
Why am I asian?
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>>735942847
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>>735944337
No they don't
>>735944059
They also raped the term "larp" anytime I see it outside of here it's just used as a synonym of lying
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>>735944059
>normalcunts instead of normalfags
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>>735946976
ex used to game like this but with no panties and a trimmed freshly washed bush I could smell from across the room. I miss her every day
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>>735947546
>mfw my normoid brain thought "ex" was the name of a fucking streamer for a moment
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>>735926406
What about other game though
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>>735946976
>eating potato chips from a bag with chopsticks
wtf is wrong with these goddayum asians mang??
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>>735947198
Here's one for PC players then.
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>>735923516
Fun fact: less than 35% of all men over 24 have a house, kids and an intimate relationship of any kind.

The "normalfag" is the obese 30yo+ incel NEET living off parents. The outliners are the well established career men with a wife and kids. So no, normalfags don't think like that, they are that.
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>>735947604
This is the opposite of normgroiddom
Only a KHHV would think of that possibility instead of ex-partner
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>>735947832
>Oh Anon, thank you.
>[I proceed to die smiling]
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normies are cool.
the real menace are sois and posers who eat any and everything up, are blinded by nostalgia, believe poor devs can do no wrong and think they know all about games without even playing them. that's the kind of people with genuinely awful tastes that ruin things for everybody. normies ironically see through all this and rightfully mock em.
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>>735923516
Do normalfags still hate on the "le bad" video games?Who cares anyways really, 99% of normalfags I know are doomscrolling and watching fucking AI brainrot short videos 24/7, like why should I care what these lowlifes think. Remember like 2 weeks ago my foid cousin asking me if I feel "fulfilled" by playing video games in my free time, and I told her that I don't want to even have a conversation about something like that with someone who watches AI brainrot videos 24/7 on her phone. It completely shut her the fuck up and she got so fucking mad about that that she still brings it up whenever we talk/see each other lol.
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>>735947671
this will be me when i become 60
>>735948673
>NIKKE players were actually offended by this ad
still makes me laugh
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>>735928462
>>735936798

>mainly work, sometimes play vidya/watch stuff/read at home
>my outing is usually just either work or gym
>need to save money so don't really go out much
>friends are also basically doing the same shit, we basically only hang out in person like once every few months to do a thing or maybe some concert/event
>older family members keep giving me shit for not really going out as much as they did and how I coop myself out

they don't realize i could have ended up way fucking worse because i was on the edge for a long ass time
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>>735948926
you're not fooling anyone. soibois are as bad as nromalfags, normalfag.
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>>735946976
Gonna give a name? She has a nice bod
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>>735924945
In awe at the equilibrium of this lad
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>>735946670
You have restaurants that are open at 2 am?
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>>735930723
Pretty much every man on the planet plays video games nowadays.
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>>735950185

>tfw covid killed pretty much all the late night/24hr diners except for a Denny's in my area

sucks being a evening/night shift wagie right now, nothing is open except for gas stations
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>>735929697
I hope it's JAV
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>>735923897
this needs pal green hill zone bgm and it's perfect
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>>735924945
I would dance and jump with this absolute silly joy of a lad, spinning that speaker was actually very impressive how he do that
>what song was playing?
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>>735924996
Has he ever had sex in that room or does he just goon? Does he know what sex is conceptually?
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>>735947660
That way you don't get fat on your fingers and don't get your controller dirty.
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>>735923516
No, THIS is what I look like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYANbJIEtrg
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>>735947546
>freshly washed bush
>smell from across the room
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>>735946976
source?
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>>735950515
smell of soap i guess
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>>735942847
>risks a collision that would turn you to minced meat
>raises hand
>OK carry on
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>>735943385
Why that game had so many pre- norwood 3 girls? Devs' fetish?
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>>735923516
This is what /v/ thinks you need to play like in RTS multiplayer.
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>>735946976
This is what twitch streaming should be
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>>735945661
No. Quite the opposite, in fact. Normalfags will just claim they enjoy video games "ironically" or consume games meant for their "mature tastes" while vindicating their choices because they are at least not like those creepy incel gamers that exists in their collective consciousness.
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>>735950694
That is actually just the typical Dawn of War 1 player.
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>>735923516
Here's what I actually look like
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>>735950694
>people usually get upset when effort bears no fruit
>design a game around long(ish) progression
>surprised many use cheese strats to guarantee a win
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>>735951186
>guarantee
Rofl maybe in Gold league or lower
Try learning the fucking game retard
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>>735951438
>MOBAshit out of NOWHERE
mental illness
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>>735951186
>>735950694
The thing about non-RTS players when they go into an RTS, they play the campaign and assume that the natural way to play the game is to spend an hour on a match just like in a campaign mission. Their concept of timing is completely fucked from the outset for ANY RTS, which can be won or lost in 5 minutes with 15 minutes being the average when played by anyone who respects time as a resource.
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>>735923516
But that's exactly how most NEETfaggots here look like.
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>>735951579
Gold league in Starcraft 2, you clown.
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>>735923516
This is what I think normalfags look like. I play with precision. One time, back at uni, a bunch of people in my dorm were playing Melee (on my Gamecube, I was the only person in the dorm who brought a gaming console to uni so everyone came to my room to play Smash and Mario Kart). The jock of the dorm was like "damn look at anon's hands, he's laying you all out and they're barely even moving". I was playing Sheik against a bunch of button mashers, so you can understand his point. The jock later went on to have a very successful fencing business and a lovely family, although his eventual wife was bullied at uni for doing violent shits. Also the dude with the largest penis I've ever seen (not in a gay way, just in a university shower way) used to stop by to play Age of Empires and Dawn of War because I was also the only person in the dorm with a gaming PC.

Anyway my point is normalfags just press buttons, cool guys like me lay people out with a few precise inputs or have huge dongs and play RTSes, or marry women with violent shits I guess. I miss uni. I want to go back. And I can't, so I need to talk about it. But anyway the dude mashing buttons and somehow playing an FPS is the normalfag.
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>>735930927
Of course, why else would he be playing a 2D platformer on a fight stick?
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>>735951668
>paying attention to chad
>knowing cock size of someone
>melee
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>>735951636
>heckin' NEETS!!
get back to work, wagie
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>>735943960
at least it's honest
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>>735923897
>holding up a stick to play
Why are filmmakers so retarded?
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>>735933217
look at her go
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>>735924018
>>735924069
>>735924315
Just read the manga it's 100x better than the show
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>eww you play video games? That thing that can be a job and make you a millionaire? Yuck!
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>>735926664
My guy they spend over 6 hours per day on their phone with tv in the background and consume at least 7 caffeinated drinks throughout the day
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>>735951668
>paying attention to chad
He was a good man who everyone looked up to. It was actually funny, after I got a job working for redacted, and one of our other dorm-mates got a job as a racehorse surgeon in Tokyo, the friend brought us together again and the jock was immediately "MAN YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS, AND YOU HAVE A JOB WORKING FOR REDACTED? FUCK YEAH". He was truly the epitome of a Chad. It's a real thing.

>knowing cock size of someone
Unavoidable in a shared bathroom
>melee
Good game, playable every night as it happens
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>>735946976
needs bigger tummy
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>>735951727
>>735952196
Misquoted lmao, I guess I'm totally invalid now
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>>735923516
I look like this
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>>735952119
>>735929994
What do they do on their phones all day?
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>>735924292
based kot
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>>735923516
you can tell its fiction because the paystation has no games
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>>735924945
This is why he retired
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>>735923516
>not an obese balding manchild
That's a first
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>>735925904
>Dragon Ball Z t shirt
>LOTR
>PS5
The kind of guy that says there's no games to play or no anime to watch or no shows
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>>735946976
Sexxxx
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>>735923516
At least their fictional portrayal of a video game was created by someone who at least saw how video games work
If it were a Western game, the guy would be playing that way, but the screen would be showing something with no action at all.
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>>735923516
>L's form
I wish I was this powerful....
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>>735930560
The only good part worth remembering was that concert thing. That electric violin was great.
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>>735947170
fag
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>>735923516
That is what I look like though
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>>735932362
Man I miss TWGOK
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>>735946976
leak the fucking code bro
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>>735950271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbPwaAFHDG8
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>>735950694
Whether you like it or not, e-sport focus is what ruined the genre.
Campaigns were always the highlight. Then optionally you would play a few dozen matches with friends during lan parties and move on.
Nobody was interested in grinding a single game for years to work on their APM.
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>>735951438
Forsen was literally a pro player doing a cheese strat, a retard can become a SC2 pro by cheesing
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i'm KingsPoo2 in last place
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>>735923516
At least they think I'm good at games
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>>735949808
ai sayama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuRErV38Dy4
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>>735923897
I'd be disgusted and crying too if I was playing Genesis games on a shitty flatscreen lcd.
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>>735936184
It's just to have the actors emote, especially if the scene is focused on them playing the game so they're not sitting still pushing buttons which is how people actually play games, but autists like you get bothered by it possibly because you're legitimately autistic
>"ummm this isn't how we gamurs play le heckin vidya"
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>>735924996
This is the guy calling you Eric in every Nintendo thread
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>>735923516
They think I play FPS with a controller?
Gross
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>>735923516
I don't really care about nornalfags' opinions
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>>735936471
kek what is this
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>>735936184
Simon Pegg's been pretty good about it in Spaced, Shaun of the Dead, and Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation.
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>>735947265
>asian driver training
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>>735942847
>>735947265
I prefer 18 Wheels of Steel.
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i don't understand the question
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>>735957046
>not big motha truckers
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>>735936471
Holy fuck lol
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>he...leveled up.
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>>735947660
This your controller?
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>>735923516
Needs more erratic spins, buttsliding and weapon swapping but otherwise it's down pat
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>>735956779
IIRC an old collegehumor skit or something. Don't bother searching their channel though, it's worse than goyslop nowadays.
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>>735959586
>i now remember jake and amir...
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>>735936471
Fucking I remember seeing this back in 2013 and now I can't even find it on YouTube despite typing all the correct keyword, what the hell did the Jews and indians do?
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>>735952613
Giving themselves mental illness and brainrot by doomscrolling instagram, r*ddit and tiktok like conditioned pavlovian dogs
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>>735946976
>mfw the intoxicating scent in that room
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>>735924996
Imagine slipping a cheeky palworld in there
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>>735959586
The internet troll one will always stick with me.
The drawn out
>faaaaaaggot
never gets old
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>>735923516
i look like this
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>>735924996
does the room come with the guy in the Mario costume?
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>>735947635
All of the day bro
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>>735923516
This is what I look like.
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>>735924945
>kid's hijabi tradwife looking on smiling approvingly from the side
He's got it made
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>>735923516
im actually way fatter and balder than that
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>>735924018
cancelled? It was finished, season 3 was just Netflix original bullshit that sucked. Do yourselves a favor anons and watch only the first two seasons.
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>>735923516
why does /v/ still live in 1997 when only children and nerds played video games. Even girls play video games in 2026.
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The Japanese one is finished. The stupid American remake/spin-off is HOPEFULLY cancelled.
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>>735926664
>all day
Anon, they go to work then maybe watch Netflix for an hour or two max after dinner.
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My dad called me a “gamer” twenty years ago. It still hurts.
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>>735961332
I once applied for an HVAC helper position, showed up at 5am. The boomer told me I looked like "one of those gamers" and was worried how I would rather play games than work even though I was there at the crack of dawn for a job interview. I've been neet ever since.
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>>735961567
>in a Meet
>my phone rings
>It's the Kim Possible ringtone
>hr lady instantly recognize it
>feel somewhat embarrassed
>we talk about the show for ten minutes
>finish our work
>Fired after a week due to proformance

I shit you not, this actually happened. Ive been a neet ever since. She died in a car accident.
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>>735947671
>midnight
Amateur hours
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>>735950556
yes, smell like shampoo but from her pubes
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>>735946364
Doesn't matter, still not going to watch it.
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>>735958878
I'll never understand people that eat while playing
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>>735936184
It's basic theatrical acting 101.

You need to be active enough so that even the cunts in the back row can see what you're doing.
It obviously doesn't apply to film but that's how they teach and direct actors. Look up Danny DeVito eating an egg for broadway.
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>>735961865
You can't be this careless man. Hiding is a skill you need to practice. Hope you good tho NEETing it up
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>>735947049
>this is me but biologically male
still pantsu + shaved legs though? cute
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>>735960763
then why don't i have a gamer girl gf
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He's talking about the younger generations, try looking in school
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>slouching over your goybox like a retard vs chilling on the sofa/bed
crazy how I share a hobby with retards trying to argue that pc gaming is somehow better
all hardcore niggas and pretty much all hardcore skill-based genres (fighting games, shmups) are console-first
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>>735967927
i'm a smooth, young 35
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>>735929697
This except my parents screaming at each other in the next room.
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>>735946309
That's just hollow knight, not silksong
/v/ everyone
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>>735968301
Same here bro, i'm 34 (but I look 17). Some in the early twenties are big "gamers" but most early twenties women are utterly unappealing to me now. It's a pain
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This game looks so cool! What's the name of it? I wanna play it please
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>>735937093
he can sue for being locked in prison for that
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>>735960398
Why is this cock doing this?
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>>735960801
>The stupid American remake/spin-off is HOPEFULLY cancelled
Sadly I don't think Netflix is smart enough to actually cancel it.
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>>735961865
She sounded nice at least.
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>>735962934
Truly must have been trying times.
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>>735969484
He could. He'll just never be able to get all those lost years back.



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