Best boyfriend for Samus?
her egg vibrator
arcanine
me
It's always been the Chief.
>>735923702captain falcon
Chief, obviously. That's how the cuck Sony
>>735923702>boyfriend>for samuswhy would i want metroid to be gay?
>>735923702chief looks the nicest
>>735924223yeah like the friendzone dude, cucked and fried
>>735924064they* cuck sony
>>735924112Anon I...
>>735923702Phoenix Wright she needs a good lawyer
Issac is for EllieDoomguy is for IsabeleSo it has to be Chief
>>735923702One of these guys isn't even green
>>735924459I peed a little
obviously chief, I hope it's bungie chief tho. samus deserves a good boyfriend
>>735923849^This, RIP in Pepperonis, Monty Oum
>>735924459A-Anon.....Samus identifies as a guy now
>>735923702the alien that remodels her shithole
The real answer
>>735923702
>>735923702Thel Vadam
>>735923702John Halo.
>>735925272
>>735925582
>>735923702Doom Guy because I think it'd be cute for both parties to be mutesI dunno Clark talks or not I haven't played Dead Space but I'm assuming he does
>>735923702>>735931686Isaac is mute in the original dead space but talks in every other game
>>735924064Chief is going to be on Playstation this year tho assuming Microsoft doesn't can it
>>735923702Isaac is for Tali
>>735923785fpbp
Any objections, lady?
>>735933106Only wrong post itt.