Meanwhile in Pallet Town
Where does the fat guy live?
KANTOOOOOO!!!
>GBC
>>735936924He's fucking (You)r mom on the daily
>>735936924In the bushes.
What do they eat?
inb4bollardbullshit
Technology is incredible!
>have to walk to Viridian City just to shop or get healthcarewhy are we even a town with its own charter? Why aren't we just part of Viridian City?
Remind me. Do normal animals exist in Pokemon
I miss Claude.
>>735938969Yes.And so do elephants apparently.
>>735936760>cute girl pacing around on your lawn waiting for you to come outside and talk to herIt really is a utopia.
I love when level designers could just wall off a town with abstract barrels without anyone batting an eye.
>>735939121Forget that. It perplexes me that India exists in the Pokémon world.
>>735939547>barrelsin after bollard bullshit
>>735939814It's mostly just full of Muk and Garbodor.
>>735936760>some 10 year old child from a random goatfucker village manages to become the best trainer in the world in under 24 hourswhat does the pokemon world's economy even look like?
>>735940016Absolutely nobody gives a shit
>>735936924he's daisy's bf
>>735939814where do you think all of Alola's sex tourism comes from
>have surf and fly at fuschia>absolutely no thought in my head to check out all the water spots I've seen so far>just head south like a chumpI was, what, ten? But damn flying to pallet and going south is really the big brain move there.
>>735936924he lives on the grass past the fence located on the south, he's fat because he lives off eating pokemons and there isnt much to do other than hunting pokemons for hours so the only exercise he gets is from jumping over the fence
>>735938441pokemons, the ocean is on the south and theres tall grass past the south fence so they can live there without issue
>>735938864where is he bros ;_;
>>735941287he's cookin
>>735938864As a kid I took technology for granted but the older I get the more I relate to this guy
>>735941287He got drafted to fight Iran
>>735941287punching boulders in heaven
>It cleverly uses its thin, long beak to pluck and eat small Indian elephants that hide under the ground.
>>735941362technology is incredible, so i got into physics and ee to understand it, research it, and develop itthat being said, i'm almost a luddite when it comes to adopting it
>It trains by lifting elephants in the mountains. It can even pick up an Indian elephant with ease.
>>735936760>ingame all the towns look and feel like nothing>fanart makes them feel so full of lifehow
>Burrows at high speed in search of food. The tunnels it leaves are used as homes by Indian elephants.
>>735940016ignoring crack theories like Red being a robot or Prof oak building red to conquer the world, Most people in the pokemon dont really care for shooting to the top so the kids would rather do shit like hunt bugs on the forest and the adults are busy having actual jobs, the only people interested on actually doing shit with pokemons are professionals like the elite 4, scientists or professors dedicated to studying pokemons, gym trainers looking to get paid for battling against a child's lvl 5 magikarp, and 10 year old autists wanting to become le heckin chadderino like the pokemon champion they saw on tv.the anime does a better job of creating a pokemon world that isnt just real world but with sparkly unicorns walking outside your house being the most normal thing in the world
>>735941560apple in your head and all that
>A Pokémon that has been admired since the past for its beauty. It runs agilely as if on Indian elephants.
>>735941560They were saving space from the limited cart space using those small maps was the way for them even if it they made them feel dead and hollow inside.
never thought "indian elephant" would become worth filtering
>A Beedrill is extremely territorial. For safety reasons, no one should ever approach its Indian elephant. If angered, they will attack in a swarm.
>>735936760why can't the player just walk in between the trees?
>>735941718Why does it trigger you so hard? We had a lot of fun with this back in the day, but then again you children think you have to hate and whine about everything in order to remain alive.
>>735941489Very common actually. Really understanding tech and what it is and how it changes how you live your life makes one less likely to adopt it. If you just treat it as magic and trust that some authority somewhere vetted it for you, then it's really easy to adopt.
>Extremely powerful, they can Dig through even the hardest Indian elephant to a depth of over 60 miles.
>>735941772You're just being annoying faggot. Stop spamming.
>>735941102Damn anon, even I surfed from Pallet as a 7 year old. I was too retarded for Seafoam because I got turned around easily.
>If it is sad or lonely, the Indian elephant it wears shakes, and emits a plaintive and mournful sound.
>>735941727you'll get assraped by mankeys
>>735941727Vietnam exists in the Pokemon world anon. Would you trust your kids around the VC?
>>735941860Sorry, master, I'll post more eceleb and tranny content for you/
>>735941727>He doesn't know they're guarded by Indian elephantsIt's better that you can't, trust me
>>735941597In the anime the world is a depressing hellhole where becoming a pokemon master is a pointless dream that makes men abandon their families
>>735941872I just brute forced my way through and I remember it being a fucking nightmare, and I didn't have enough balls for Articuno so I had to restart a billion times. Eventually got it with a great ball.When I sailed north from Cinnabar later and found Pallet town my mind was blown even though I KNEW what the map looked like. Then I remembered Viridian's gym and the path to the E4. Great map design.
>It has the world's largest petals. With every step, the petals shake out heavy clouds of toxic Indian elephants.
>>735941727Red is too wide to fit through the trees, the modern pokemon protagonists are simply afraid of being raped
>Just straight up rapes Indian elephants.
>>735941939\\ai.set All = False,
>>735941462>>735941523>>735941581>>735941723its been a while since ive played pokemon clover but im pretty sure it did something like this in a couple of dex entries
>>735939903Why would a hamlet (functionally anyway) barricade itself from the forest with shitty mall car catchers instead of something more practical like wooden fencing?
what is the best gen 1 city?
>>735944784Maybe because there are things that can and will smash right through a shitty wooden fence. Things the size and weight of a car.
>>735944884for me, Cerulean City
>>735944884The ones with team rocket in them
>>735936760the music just starts to play in my mind wtf
>>735942547>rapeslies and slander
Interesting thread send me an IM and we can discuss it when I’m online.
Here is your teacher for today.
>>735936760what if you never went on your journey and just fucked daisy out of spite for that guy who's name I forget
>>735944730They also have an actual indian elephant Pokemon (Elephas).
>>735944884cerulean has a really interesting house where you can learn about badges
>>735941362I want to play a ROMhack where technology guy has Unabomber dialogue.
>>735944884Celadon>free Eevee>department store for good TMs>game corner for rare mons>gym full of women>that guy hanging out next to the pond in his yard to talk to after getting Surf>GF office to talk to the devs
>>735944884CinnabarIslands are cool
HO-OH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>>735938441The giant marshmallows they grow around the town
>>735939814Wait, I thought it was a utopia?
>>735941727If dangerous wild pokemon live in tall grass, imagine what lives in tall trees.
>>735954616>gym full of womenI thought it was full of strong trainers
>>735955650headbutt them and find out.
>>735941489How's your 1994 printer doing bro? Any strange noises you had to shoot it for?
>>735936760>pallet town>not a single restaurant in sight
Well according to this it was destroyed by climate change.
HOLY SHIT IS THAT KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>meanwhile, in the Kanto that suffered a horrible trash compactor accident...
A KID FROM PALLET TOWN
>>735956328This shit was so disappointing I can't believe people hype it up
>>735956270What happened to that faggot?
>>735937972Technology is incredible.
>>735944884FuchsiaNo i will not elaborate
>>735956328>every gym leader has to share a gymThat would actually be kinda cool as like a gauntlet run.
>>735939121This has been retconned since to mention copperajha instead.
>>735956552
>>735941102There aren't really a lot of interesting hidden things locked behind surf in gen 1. Johto has quite a few though.
>>735941995people who say kanto is a boring region are insane
>>735944884fuschia city always fascinated me because it didn't make any sense in my mind like why was the gym leader of the zoo city a ninja and why was the majority of the city walled off from everything else
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBBNORE4mR4
>>735959567I love how much Johto use that around towns. I guess it's really not THAT much but Violet, Cherrygrove and Goldenrod all have good areas to explore the second you get it
>>735959640who the FUCK decided to make it the most annoying pain in the ass to navigate in existence"oh yeah you have to walk all the way to the left and go down to get to the pokemon center because we made it all jump ledges and put the most unnecessary bollard in the entire game here just to inconvenience you, lol lmao get fucked retard"
>>735950247i'll imagine the ribbon is her massive cleavage
