>Common EU - WEU forced companies to create their devices with easy to replace batteries (no fancy screws, no glue, no special tools)>EU ExclusiveWhy not global? Last time when Apple was forced to adopt USB C, all their devices got it, globally.
initially it will be EU only as a test run and then when they do the OLED revision it will roll out globally
>>735954340what the fuck?I already have mine I don't want them to make a "better" one fuck you
>>735954340To Floyd Amerifats like >>735954525
Imagine it's hotswappable. I bet ""people"" would import it
>Governments stepping in as co-designers of private companies is a good thing.You clearly don't hate the EU enough.
>>735954340who is nekkei
>>735954979>consumer-friendly electronics are bad because uhh muh communism!Why are Americans so subservient to billionaires to the point of willingly suffering for them?
what are the chances of it being same price as default model
>>735954340my only regret is they always add extra plastic to separate the battery from the guts, which is a fucking waste
>>735954525When's the last time a game console didn't have a better revision halfway through its lifespan? You knew the risks of buying something in its release year.
>>735954340The EU is basically communist with how they force companies to abide by their own rules
Fairly sure the only difference is the battery being replaceable in case of it ever swelling up
>cheaper switch jp only>repair friendly switch eu onlygod bless america, we actually care about companies
>>735958150If it's very easy to replace you could also use 2nd battery instead of charging your Snitch with power bank.
>>735954979The government represents me. The giant corpos do not. Why wouldn't I side with the government?
>>735954525somebody remind him of revision models that has happened in basically every generation of consoles and handhelds
>>735954979Ask me how I know you don’t have your foreskin.
>>735958086Huh? Just adapt to other cultures. The US recently banned a lot of routers or won't let china export any random phone. We don't accept your Red 40 here, you won't accept our Kinder Surprise. Easy to replace battery, omg how bad. Adapt or you won't sell your shit in the EU. Shrimple as that.
>>735958394>The government represents meLmao. Both of them hate you and want you dead. The government just pulls shit like this occasionally so you think they're the good guys.
>>735958086Good thing you won’t be getting this model in that case. Enjoy when it eventually bulges though lmao
>>735958595>Both of them hate you and want you dead.This isn’t common outside the third world and you’re projecting if only to keep yourself from escaping your cage. Bread taste better than key and all.
>>735954340If is it illegal to sell non-replaceable batteries, why where they allowed to in the first place?
>>735959031The law is like 20 years behind technology.
>>735959031Anon, the law is not retroactive. It will take effect in 2027.
>>735954979>clearly don’tthis is what being rules by pedos does to a man
>>735958019Steam deck, oled model just changed the screen not the internals, and Xbox series
>>735954525first time buying nintendo eh
>>735954340I voted for this.
>>735954525Its not a better one. Its justba different internal mold to hold the battery without glue.
>>735954979Governments telling companies to stop fucking over consumers is a good thing. Go lick lead paint, you faggot.
>>735954340hey mutts here's a deal (shart of the deal as you call it)>you get access to the second biggest market in the world with people who can actually afford your low quality mutt shit>in exchange you follow EU rules and bend your knees to the customers or you get fined to hell (see google)no refunds :)
>>735954340>EU>common W
no way it stays eu exclusive, many other places would enjoy this. Japan especially
>>735954340the fucking DAY after i finally buy one
>>735960123nintendo isn't american, ahmed
>>735960217Your point, timmy? This applies to everyone and especially so for muttgolems
>>735960280>Your pointit's the japs who will give a shit, not anyone here.
>>735960330The difference being that japs are not 60 IQ obese hylics so they are not bitching and seething about it>not anyone here.which is the reason behind your coping reply, right?
>>735954340>switch 2 at normal price with nonreplaceable battery>switch 2 at WW3 price with replaceable batterymake your choice
>>735959940why do you hate freedom commie? you'd be crying if theytied games to your console like in the wii era
>>735959510The steam deck oled had more upgrades than just the screen, it’s like a steam deck 1.5
>>735954340>Why not global?Because Americans are goy cattle with no rights.
>>735960517>they are not bitching and seething about ityou don't actually know that since you don't see any japs postingonly one sperging like an autistic retard is you
>>735954979should I love private companies instead, who cant even offer me easy access to batteries that are the primary failure point on handhelds?
>>735960720>you don't see any japs postingwhich confirms my point>only one spergingok bro
>>735960731>I love private companies insteadDid you know Epic Games is a private company? I'm glad you love Epic.
>>735958707Spoken like a true mutt
It makes no sense to me that they didn't already do this with the launch model. Now they have to pay for everything twice.
>>735960812>which confirms my pointjaps don't post hereyou would know that if you weren't a rage-baiting newfagenjoy islam
>>735960687Real freedom is me changing the battery myself and not having to send the fucking thing to Nintendo to get it repaired at an overpriced rate.
>>735954340This will be much more expensive, if it even exists
>SHITendo JOBBED to CHADuropeYUP YUP!!! EuroBVLLS just keep winning.
>>735961052>japs don't post heredidn't know that 4chan was banned in japan or something>b-b-buteven 1 japanese anon posting here is enough to destroy your retarded claim, stop posting imbecile>enjoy islamenjoy cancer/diabetes or whatever 1/3 of your dumb ass obese population is dying from
>>735954340These "journalists" are the scum of the earth. Notice the pic chosen for the article, a dusty, opened, ripped in some places console that looks difficult if you don't know what you are looking at. An extra tube just to give the feeling of "something extra needed to be bought". That battery with the ripped foam and that dangling cable.Everything to portray this as something complicated, risky, potentially dangerous, thrown on the customer to figure it out. It will probably be as easy to swap as any phone back in the day. But these zoomers were so much time without any gadget that allowed batteries to be swapped, pulling out the back and swapping the square will probably make them go insane.I am reminded daily how much I loathe and hate journalists, fucking hell I despise the living shit out of you all.>c-chill incel it's just a random google stock imageI hate your guts faggot!
>>735961651jesus christ you really are underagejaps don't post in english, that's why they have 2chango back to tiktok or something
>>735959031because batteries were replaceable for decades before Apples and laptops arrived?
>>735962161I gave you at least 2 opportunities to bail out and yet you are still doubling down on your retardation like it's completely normalsurely it's totally statistically impossible to see a japanese anon speaking english (assuming no translation tools, as if those didn't exist you monogoloid) on a website with hundreds of thousands if not millions of unique montly visitorsyou are so retarded it's like talking to a brick wall, you made a dumb claim just take the L and shut the hell up nigga
>>735960961America isn’t first world. It’s closer to the third world in internal function than western or northern Europe.
we all have to pay for leftist policies one way or another, watch nintendo hike prices and delay games just so they have to bend to globalists
>Buy product on release>Fast>Update update update>Somehow feels slower now>Battery start to go bad>Easily replace battery (if available at all to buy)>Feels slower than ever regardless but uptime is 20% better now>New product version announced>Buy product on release>Fast>..The wonders of corps conceding to regulation but still manage to sidestep the entire purpose of product longevity in other ways.>Just don't update!lol lmao
>>735954340does this mean that Switch 2 will be hackable?
>>735954340>Why not global?probably because it costs more to produce
>>735962665Forced software updates should be illegal.I hate this faggotry so much.
>>735962759>Don't use special impossible remove glue>Don't use special screws>Make it use standardized parts>Use simple designs>"Sorry but this costs more to produce now europeons"
>>735962901>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO USE OBSOLETE AND NOT SECURE SOFTWARE STOP IMPROVING THINGS AIEEEEEEEEEEEEdo you realize that 60 year olds with rotten brains say this shit and complain about updates?
Just wait until they announce they will have to downgrade other components to make up for the replaceable battery.Just wait.
>>735962901>*gets hacked through 0-day exploits*At least I wasn't forced to update.
>>735962901>Forced software updatesI can't think of a single example where I was forced to update anything.
>>735962130>It will probably be as easy to swap as any phone back in the day.My first cell phone, my first flip phone, and my first smartphone all had a battery door held in by a plastic clip. No screwdrivers, spudgers, or any other tool required. No dangling cable needing to be slotted into a special socket. The Switch 1 and 2 are already more complicated than any phone back in my day.
>>735954340>*costs 50 eur more*psssh enjoy ur replaceable battery to save you a mild inconvenience 15 years into the future, kid
>>735963054Windows 10/11 but I guess your retort will be you did the thing 99.9999% of the userbase are too technically shit to even attempt.It did, maybe not anymore, force a restart to install an update even if you were mid-game if it had scheduled it run at that time.There was time you couldn't even restart or shut down without ALSO installing the updates.If you're not "forced" it will bug you to do it at least daily.
>>735963267No, it costs the same. It's a replacement for the current model. But nice try.
>>735963330>Windows 10/11I never had to update?>the thing 99.9999% of the userbase are too technically shit to even attempt.Which is...?I just disabled automatic updates in settings. Do it on my consoles too.>There was time you couldn't even restart or shut down without ALSO installing the updates.When?
>>735954340It's every Americans god given right to die in an lithium battery fire.
>>735954340>Why not global?Because they make products unrepairable on purpose, duh.
>>735963343>he seriously unironically thinks there won't be a compromise for re-designing the console to fit a replaceable battery and cover
>>735963404Their body, their choice bigot!
>>735963496Correct.It's not an optional upgrade, the law forced them to do it, hence it would be illegal to offload the production costs onto the customers.Lrn 2 Law.
>>735963496the battery will just be smaller and have lower mAh.
>>735963396There still isn't an option to fully "disable automatic updates" in Windows 10/11 in any of the normal menus. You can just "pause" for a set time. It's just more lenient when you choose to restart nowadays. Screenshot it if you claim otherwise.>Which is?Disabling updates through group policys or modifying the registry and ways other than using the normal system menu>When?The first several years of its existence.
>>735963747I didn't modify the reg data and I havent been forced to update ever.Want to prove your claims true now? The burden of proof still rests with you for all of your claims so far.
>>735961127Go on and buy a Nintendo handheld with a replaceable battery on the free market then, faggot cocksucker. Go choke on a dick you statist cunt.
>>735963496Phone manufacturers were claiming that the case and battery need to glued for water resistance. I highly doubt that Switch is water resistant.
>>735963703Nintendo may do it out of spite, but then making a product worse will decrease sales. We are talking about consumer electronics, where it's the vendor who has to convince the customer to buy an otherwise useless product.
>>735954576Doesn't even need hotswaping, at this point I'd refuse to buy any unit that doesn't have a changeable battery
>>735963849I'm supposed to prove YOU haven't been forced update? While you say you have simply flipped a switch that disabled it which doesn't exist and refuse to post a simple screenshot of it? You want me to post a screenshot of it not existing?You got burden of proof backwards.
>>735961127Your freedom to change the battery ends where Nintendo's freedom to earn shekels starts.
>>735958707>This isn’t common outside the third worldYou mean the jewish governments of Europe who are genociding White people as we speak are doing it because they love us? I had no idea!
>>735963998no one will give two shits if the S2 goes from 5 mAh to 4 mAh battery. It's not the selling point of the console.
>>735954979The "temporarily disadvantaged millionaire" has entered the thread
>>735964247> Autonomy is not a selling point of a handheldOkay
>>735954525>tendie falls for the beta testing scam (again)
>>735964129No, I asked you to prove YOUR claims true, idiot. Not mine.You claimed>>735963330>There was time you couldn't even restart or shut down without ALSO installing the updates.What are you afraid of? Prove it.
>>735954979You're such a corpo cattle you must have their logo branded on you.
>>735954979EU should force Nintendo to release handhelds without Game Boy tier ghosting next.
>>735964383>2 years agohttps://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/178wiq8/windows_no_longer_lets_you_shut_downrestart/How about that disable updates proof then? I'm asking you now.
>>735954525Are you retarded? It was clear that at the very least an OLED model was coming down the pipes. You’re retard so consider this the retard tax. And don’t you fucking dare blame Nintendo for your own obliviousness like the average 50 IQ scat fetishist on this board. Every Nintendo handheld has received an upgraded variant within its lifespan, sometimes more than one.
why do we let the American government fuck us like thiswhy does the EU always have to step in to keep our own companies from fucking us
>>735964675>redditLol no, not reading that shit redditor.How about a source from Microsoft? Thanks.
>>735958019>When's the last time a game console didn't have a better revision halfway through its lifespan?Believe it or not, release PS5 has a way larger heatsink compared to subsequent models. The fear was it overheating so they over engineered the cooling system. The next PS5 model released had 35% of its heatsink removed to save money on mass production
>>735964787You don't like my source yet you have not even attempted to post any for your own claim. I accept your concession and you can have the last word.
>>735965040>Dodges the questionWhen you finish answering my question, I'll answer yours. Just like a real debate that adults have.Stop wasting time and prove your own claims are true, or you lose.
>>735954979That's the one good thing about the retarded EU. Fuck off.
>>735964214We're phrasing importing niggers as white genocide now? That's a bit of a stretch.
>>735954979Anything bad for Nintendo is good for mankind. EU should just nationalize Nintendo in every EU country.
>imagine not waiting for the pro Oled version with replaceable batteryWaitchads never stop winning
>>735966189When it coincides with lowering White birth rates through various means (letting women vote and work, making having children more expensive), and is done for the purpose of replacement, yes.
>>735963015If they actually cared about my safety they'd offer security only updates
>>735962425jesus christ you really are underage
>>735954340The new cheap Macbook has pathetic battery life due to the inherent limitations that come with repairability. I fully expect the EU switch to have 30-50% less battery life.
>>735963054>I can't think of a single example where I was forced to update anything.Literally every Steam game has forced updates you disingenuous retard.Also fuck you for Gaben for normalizing this shit. Patches used to be strictly opt-in. And no, running Steam permanently in offline mode isn't a fucking solution. Fuck off.
>>735958019>>735958429It hasn't even been a year. Revisions this drastic tend to be reserved for the middle of the systems life. You can't just pretend like this is normal. Last time they changed something was because of a tegra exploit.
>>735969142>Literally every Steam game has forced updatesNo.
>>735954525buying v1 Switch was the best decision I madehad free games the whole lifespan of the console
>>735954340because the battery is going to be utter dogshit that nobody would willingly pick over the regular one
Thanks for beta testing
>>735954340>Why not global?Nintendo makes more money forcing you to buy a new Switch 2 over making the batteries replaceable. Why throw away money when your audience will happily spend $600 for a battery replacement from you?
>>735966414Considering what's happening to every other console and PC on the market, the OLED Switch 2 is probably going to cost $600. Can't really call that a "waitchad" victory
>>735973721switch 2 batteries can be bought for less than 40 bucks and unless you're a gen z cuck replacing it is super easy
>>735974030I wouldn't call replacing it super easy. You have to disconnect a lot more shit compared to the Switch 1, not to mention blow dry a fucking sticker to get it off. It's pretty time consuming for what should be quick and easy.
