>The name's Halo....
>>735954385Remember to finish the fight
>>735954385Look I’m acting *removes helmet *
>>735954920Halo is about fighting Iran though.
>>735954920why dont you keep the helmet on and do some epic iron man helm cams?
>>735954385*John Halo
>>735955527Cucktana...
>>735954385Master cheeks...
>>735955527The casting for this show is atrocious. The two women especially do not look like what a Spartan should look like. Also why is John Halo such an rude faggot.
What were they thinking with this garbo adaptation?
>>735958149is it worth watching for a laugh or is it like guantanamo torture?
>>735955527>corpokikes try to gaslight you for disabling their jeet softwareHahaha nice try>AI OFF
>>735955527this is kind of funny when looped
>>735955132the covenant is a collection of different races united by a death cult religion where they are enslaved by 1 genetically bottlenecked dysgenic race that is lying to them.
>>735958194TL;DR they had a script that, for one reason or another, they had to produce despite being dogshit. To offset the inevitable loss, they bolted an IP they owned onto it and hoped for the best.
>>735958727What the actual fuck man.
>>735958727tv is for women these days, so that's why Halo show is nothing like the game.
>>735958727lol, cucktona
>>735954385How come Fallout tv series turned out passable, yet halo tv is a complete dumpster fire? Was it because of paramount?
>>735959145All of modern television is like this btw. It's no wonder the only people watching TV nowadays are boomers, since they don't know how to do anything else.
>>735959798the lead actor for gaylo is jewish
>>735958796AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
I just think it's incredible how this jew gremlin somehow strong armed himself as the face of gaylo against a multibillion dollar media corporation licensing a videogame into a lame liveaction seriesI don't think you guys understand just how many fuckups have to happen for this to take place, it can only be rationalized as malicious intent.
>>735958239Fuck if I know. I didn't watch it and I have literally negative interest in giving it a try.
>>735959798>Fallout tv series turned out passableDelusional.Passable by Bethesda Fallout standards, sure. But those are fucking abysmal in the first place.Though it might as well be a masterpiece when compared to Halo show, I agree.
>>735958798Anyone see this?It's a show about a bunch of orphans with cancer who have their brains put into super-powered but flawed robot bodies by a techbro trillionaire using them as guinea pigs in his search for immortality. He sends them to a tropical island where they fight corporate mercenaries, giant carnivorous flies, Barnacles from Half-Life, and the main antagonist, a creepy oversized eyeball with tentacles that can force its way into anything with an eye socket and control its corpse. Every episode ends with an incongruous 90s rock song, such as Tool or Pearl Jam.Oh, the Alien from the Alien movies briefly appears in a few episodes. The main girl learns to click and whistle like it and it becomes her rambunctious murder pet, like the Game of Thrones chick with her dragon.To be clear to anyone who hasn't seen it, I'm not making any of this up to shitpost, they spent $250 million making eight episodes of this
>>735958796So basically Iran?
what an ugly kike
>>735958796And the dysgenic race is engaging in the conflict due to the fact that it will be revealed they are fraudulently claiming their divinity if they allow humanity to continue
>>735958796>>735961410>>735961531The Covenants main manpower and fighting race are literally called Ung'Goyand John 117 sounds like a chapter of the Bible
>>735961787You guys are fucking idiotsWhich side has a High Council of Prophets and shouts all of their enemies are demons
>>735955527Are Americans usually that ugly or is the future fucked up like that?
>>735958796>>735961787kek
Damn I didn't know John Halo was a faggot jew.
>>735954385
List all the Halo games that are actually good
>>7359623232Reach
>>735962323Halo CEHalo 2Halo 3Halo 3 ODSTHalo ReachHalo Wars 1
>>735958796while actively replacing their most competent class, the elites, with low iq violent apes.
>>735962323Infinite
>>735958796>>735961787>>735962461And the Halo story was written by Joseph Staten who is the son of Minister and Professor of Theology
>>735959798Majority of normie Fallout fans are fans of 4. So they don't care, the show actually manages to be an improvement somehow.Meanwhile Halo fans are probably going to gravitate towards the original, but I also feel like there are some discrepancies with how Halo has told stories. Like the first Halo is very hands on with most of the story being told through gameplay and some cutscenes at the start and end of the missions. The introduction of the flood is a good example of this, with a ton of environmental storytelling. Halo 2 is when the story opened up and you learned more about the covenant with the Arbiter.In short, Chief in the games isn't the story focus, he's a gameplay enabler. So when you try to make a TV series about him and humanize him (very poorly) it falls flat.
>>735958796Sounds like the US Army alright
>>735958798>>735961323And women love it!
>They made the Master Chief a jewlmao
>>735962678The other day i was reading Saint John Chrysostom. Let me tell you, the guy calls out the jews and the Christians who admire them. Some pro Israel prots should give him a read and they will stop this nonsense
I hope you guys went to church today on PALM SUNDAY you heathens
>>735963064We don't have any palms here
>>735955527>Strong independent A.I. don’t need no user
>>735963064got my palm on my dick nigga got the coconut oil on my palm on my dick nigga
>>735961323it's a solid show, cope and seethe
>>735961323The xenomorph actually has a lot of screentime and the alien kills are vastly more gruesome than most of the franchise desu, not to mention more numerous as well besides Alien 2Go moan about Monarch Legacy of Monsters if you want a show that's just boringass human drama with 10% actual kaiju and monster appearance only
>>735961410No, the joke is that it's shitmerica because shitmericans are an unholy diverse golem biomass of judeosatanic shit being led by kikes.
>>735963681It's pretty funny that Americans are viewed as alien gods to the extent that people claim victory after their entire country is obliterated but they took a couple American planes down with themSerbia did this too, it's their point of national pride that they destroyed an F-117 that took $2 billion and decades of research and all it cost them in return was 20,000 men, their entire air force, all of their tanks, 30% of their land and their presidentThey've got a whole museum commemorating their victory, I think they have an annual F117 Day over there
>>735963681HOLLY TRVKE>>735963971seethe forever muttchina will destroy you
>>735963064I'm not a talmudic goyslave
>>735964190Venezuela and Iran were defended by China's state of the art antiaircraft radar btw
>>735963681source of image?
>>735955527why does cortana always looks like she's frowning like she's having difficulty processing and accepting the constant influx of REALITY she's experiencing
>>735958796>collection of different races united by a death cult religionUN, Globo homo> they are enslaved by 1 genetically bottlenecked dysgenic raceJewsIf you think its anything else you are brown
>>735963971>Americans are viewed as alien gods?Shitmericans got creampied in this war. Completely exposed as a paper tiger. The entire zogbot doctrine got demolished. Golems have no drones or IRBMs and your AD is shit. Stole a Korean THAAD just to lose it as soon as you activated it in Jordan. Missiles are the actual alien tech in this war. Raped mutts crying how Iran lied to them about their real range when they murdered zogbots on Diego Garcia.Btw these were AWACS and EW planes that got raped few hours ago. You had a handful of them and you are not replacing them without rare earths.Serbia murdered the stealth doctrine and F117 got scraped. Now Iran raped your Fat Amy. Your only 90s cope (air dominance) got countered with IRBMs and lawnmower drones erasing your cucks hiding in arab hotels. You have nothing competitive other than air launched nukes anymore.
>>735964546Fascinating stuff. I guess the real question is, how is the US government covering up the thousands of American soldiers that Iran is butchering so easily?
>>735963681>>735964546Ayatollah status?
>>735964783Netanyahu status?
>>735958727Why, man. This is so weird on so many levels. Why have Cortona see this and frown as if she's experiencing real emotional weight behind John's sex with another woman. Why does she watch in the first place. And why does the Chief never even properly acknowledges it, that this "A.I", is different. Instead, like the other anon said, modern television has to portray some sort of weird cuck thing. I have a feeling it's all meant to demoralize.
>>735964298>China's state of the art antiaircraft radarVenezuela had some shit they bought in the 80s. Iran raped your eagles, reapers, hornets, falcons, tankers and fat amy. You are still launching stand off JASSM because you can't come close to drop JDAMs. You can't even fly over Iraq anymore.
you know I don't mean to be racist or anything but how exactly do the elites eat anything? It's all gross and like some kind of starfish with teeth, nasty
>>735964783Destroying shitmerica.
>>735964896trvke, fuck mutts and their goyslave army
>>735964726>how is the US government covering up the thousands of American soldiers that Iran is butchering so easily?never underestimate the dtupidty of the average mutt
>>735965090KEK
Islam has unironically won. Abroad we kill you and at home we colonize you. Europe will be Muslim within the next decade and America within the century. You lost.
>>735958239If you have any respect for the original Halo games, ya'know the actual good ones, then no the show isn't worth watching at all. It's so fucking bad.
>>735954385I thought John halo was a ginger, not a latinx..
>>735964726Very easy to lie to brainwashed mutts that can't even find Iran on a map.
Why are niggas talking about Gaylo in a mutt hate thread?
>>735965342its worse the actor is a jew
>>735964726The good old way
China wonRussia wonBrazil wonIran wonIslam wonAmerica lostEurope lostJapan lostIsrael lostChristianity lost
>>735955527Chief would NOT bully Cortana like this ;_;
>>735964501No the convenant is very obviously based on the muslim hordes though ngl you sound like a seething jihadi i wouldn't be surprised if your real name is mohamed
>>735965691Shouldn't you be praying to Rabbi Yeshua today?
>>735965748Denounce the Quran and Talmud
>>735965748We're literally running out of terrorist mozlems to air strike and in your 65 IQ mind you've twisted it into a win. Maybe we will turn our attention to Constantinople next.
>>735965858>>735965867I denounce the demonic Talmud, you are goyslaves who worship a dead rabbi.
>>735965919And who do you pray to? CowardJesus is the son of God and if you knew shit about the faith. You would know the Jews have nothing to be proud of with the amount of times their own law calls them out as evil and ungrateful to God.
>>735964726When USS Ford magically "caught fire" and had to flee for repairs they said it's just a laundry fire with only 2 - wait no 3 injured.Now it's 200 and the ship won't be returning to battle because it needs a refit. They are sending USS Bush to replace him.Also the tanker didn't get shot down it just hit another friendly tanker and exploded. Also the 3 Eagles didn't get shot down by Iran, it was a friendly fire from Kuwait but we also lost the Kuwaiti guy that was responsible. Also the F-35 didn't get smoked, it just had to emergency land on its belly and now it's gone. Also the F-16 and AWACS that got raped were on the ground so it doesn't count. Also the mutts that got murdered in Iraq don't count either because those were just angry protesters. Oh well just a series of oopsies, stop asking questions goy, CENTCOM is still a thing that exists we just have to deploy from Romania because we like gypsy hookers is all.
>>735966413>Mint Press
>>735955527cucktana is coming inside you, John Halo.
>>735954385Man the writers must have really hated Chief x Cortana fanfics to cuck her this hard for the whole world to see.
why is expressing one's lack of knowledge of something a meme now?I always thought "sans undertale" reeked of secondary energy, now they've doubled down on it
>>735958796kek
>>735958239what the fuck do you think?
How did a "halo show is bad" thread become "da West has fallen" thread?Some of you guys need some fucking hobbies
>>735967001I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>735954385>5,00,000 bombs for the covenant
>>735966413There's literally footage of it pulling into the harbor man.
>>735968140>footageWhat a retard. This is why you are run by pedophiles.
>>735968204ESLkun I...
>>735959798>Is that dogmeat?No piper! don't look there!>and NAT?I CAN EXPLAIN>wtf blue?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHd1d_UVOE
>>735958727Why is John Halo the same height as her, when hes an 8ft tall Spartan?
>>735958727Cuckquean is a S tier fetish.
Wasnt there a spartan lady with died hair in this?
>>735955527why is that zesty nigga so shortkevin hart lookin ass nigga
>>735955527Imagine getting to do a Halo show and fucking up this badly.
>>735972839They said they specifically put together a team of people that didnt like Halo, so try and make a show to appeal to people that didnt like or play Halo.
>>735959798You found fallout to be passable?
>>735965474Jesus christ stop fighting suicide wherever that is.
>>735958194They intentionally had showrunners that knew next to nothing and did not care about the video game franchise. The idea was, since they don't care about being beholden to the video games, they would be able to make a show that appeals to the casual audience that doesn't know Halo, and that Halo fans would show up regardless. The result is garbage that pisses of Halo fans, and the normalfags they were hoping to coax into watching instead take one look at it and assume it's nerd shit and don't bother watchingIn other words, just another example in the endless list of examples of the modern audience problem
>>735954385Halo is it me you're looking for?
>>735964501thanks for explaining the blatant implication bud
>>735965691>the muslim hordesWho's opening the gates for them, Shlomo?
>>735965632I feel bad for her. Voices Cortana all series long, gets shat all over in the Live Action.
>>735959798>How come Fallout tv series turned out passable
>>735959798This says more about Fallout as a series than anything
>>735958239Some things like dragon ball evolution are fuck to shit on with friendsHalo TV friends can only help share your pain as everything (except the action sequences) is just as completely wrong as it can be.
>>735964797alive and well despite all the schizo posting
>>735975010yeah the action sequences are greatanyone got clips of chief with his ironman cam?
