Now this was gaming
>using cheatspost hand
>>735955551crazy to think i had a harder time playing goldeneye with cheats as a kid than I did playing it legit as an adult.no amount of invincibility or ammo can stop you from failing an escort mission as a 10 year old.
>>735955591He did, retard
>print off pages of cheats>they were all fake
>>735956016I remember reading a Smash Melee cheat that said you could unlock David Spade.
>>735956016i bought an N64 transfer pak for 2 reasons:Pokemon Stadium and this 'cheat' i saw repeatedly for years.I sat down, put in banjo-tooie and the transfer pak, re-read the instructions and instantly knew i was an idiot falling for fanfiction.
>>735955551gamesages dot com
>>735956016the pokemon ones were the most rampant about this, i still remember the most obvious one in red/blue about "pokegods" where it was telling kids to open their game up and remove the black chips as those were "limiters" from pokegods appearing
>>735956424rare witch project had threads about this on occasion. and they always went the same way.>have you guys seen this 'cheat'? any validity?>no>no>no, the guy who wrote that posted here apologising for the lies ages ago>no>no and that isn't remotely a functionality of the transfer pak
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>>735955551I printed out so many EQatlas everquest maps, all in color lol. Surprised my mom didn't kill me.
>>735956353>go back on controller 4 at the character select screen in the same frame controller 1 starts the match and p4 can play as the boss enemy>there's a secret strikeable wall that leads to a chest but behind it is another one that leads into a whole new area>there's a chest that only opens if you ignore these other chests across the game worldpsshhh such bullshit, i'm not a gullible rube
>>735955551>activate "long suspension">activate "wacky gravity">activate "start as wanted person">select San Francisco>floor it down the hills and watch the absolute chaos unfoldI loved playing Driver as a kid
why did boomers print off entire web pages like this? didn't they know about cropping? you could fit way more on the page that way and not waste so much ink
>>735957207back then cropping a website may have erased bullshit on the sides but it was a lot more work to crop out the crap AND maintain a bunch of info on the page.simply getting the fucking printer to work was a task that could eat up 30 minutes easily. i'm still not used to printing shit reliably.
>>735957207People still don't know about cropping or just taking snapshots of what you want with built in windows tools in this very day, you expect them to know about it 25 years ago?
>>735957207i was like, 8 years old. i'd right click and hit 'print' and get a hard copy. my parents would praise me for being good with computer before going back to teaching me nothing.yeah i wish i had a different upbringing but I didn't and I feel lucky to at least have nostalgia for those hard copies of cheats
>Borrowing these from the library and photocopying the pages for games you planned on renting or getting later onI WANT TO GO BACK
>>735955551What is the "One pick-up line you'll actually like"?
>>735955551>colour printoutFuck off, richfag!
>>735955551For me it was mofunzone
>>735957207I would just copy the critical information down by hand in the notes part of the manual.
>naked lara cheat
>>735955551>printing
>>735955551>printing in colorrich bitch, i just wrote it down on a piece of paper
>>735958389>>735958865how poor were you to not have a cheap shit bubblejet printer that everyone normal owned by 1995?
>>735958973we didn't even have color tv until 1998
>>735958860>capitals the same size as normal letters>non-cursivewhy does this disgust me so much?
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>>735956016Fucking Pikablue man....
>>7359589731st worlder here, didn't have internet or cable television until mid 2000s.I always forget /v/ is full of the spoilt petit bourgeois
>>735955591Powerful.
>>735958860that looks like a girls handwriting
>>735955551I used that exact website. Was a shitter that never beat a single game legit for years.
>>735956016used to have to take a bus to the public library to print shit out too, so it was double disappointing
>how to unlock Luigi in Mario 64>50 pages of dumb esoteric shit you have to do>get stuck halfway through because one of the steps is impossible
>>735958501holy shit i KNEW there was a site i used aside from gamewinners and cheatplanet. damn i forgot all about mofunzone
>>735958973while we had a pc and internet and all that shit early compared to the average person where we lived, i didn't own a color printer until 2015. if i NEEDED to print in color i did it at school or work or at the library.
>>735955551I also browse Reddit
I do not regret using this map. Dual Shotgun+cocktail+fire fighter buff is retardedly op for gangwar.
>>735955551>Summer time at the Youth Center>everyone brings their GBAs>one kid got the gameshark>everyone gets boosts in their gamesGood times.
>>735955551I was more of a game winners and cheatcc guy
>>735956464This was the shit
>>735956353My friend told me you could unlock the blues brothers. (The runaway five from earthbound that can be seen in the melee intro)
>>735957207Either that shit didn’t exist, or I didn’t know. I just hit the print button.
I still remember a cheat about Digimon World where you had to do some ultra specific stuff and then Angewomon would give you a blowjob.I knew it was bullshit, but a small part inside me wanted to believe it. Thinking about it was so hot.
>>735959668nigga I live in fucking Brazil and I already had cable tv by late 90s and internet by 2000
>>735959668>I always forget /v/ is full of the spoilt petit bourgeoistranslation: I'm a jealous poorfag
>>735964547>I live in fucking BraziI'm so sorry mate
>>735965126Buying bananas by the bunch is nice desuI can't imagine gringos needing to spend their inheritances just to buy fruits by the dozen
>>735964776I like being common
>>735965231I just eat apples
>>735965231>bananasCan you buy bananas that aren't cavenshit?
Zoomers don't know
>>735955551I had a binder just for cheat printouts like this in that era.>>735958389At that time, my mom was an office worker who also did shit at home, not rich. She still does, but she used to, too.
>>735965231You're probably bit fruity in the head if you believe this.
>>735958865Just print stuff off at the library and hope they don't get mad.
Test.
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>>735955551>wasting the color ink
