Balatro Thread
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>>735957718Everyone used to hype up this game now no one talks about anymore was it truly FOTM
>>735957718>>735958009it's another uma musume stealth general
>>735957891>>735958152Why are you guys trying to force uma shit into a balatro thread
>>735957718Is it actually worthwhile? I played something similar except with mahjong tiles and while it's fun for a bit the novelty wears off after a few runs and then you either quit or keep grinding for optimal rng, which isn't exactly fun. Does Balatro have anything to offset this?
what ever happened to the update that was supposed to come out?
>>735959517two more weeks
>>735958509Because he's this guy and he thinks there's still 2 more uma threads out there he hasn't found.
got 'urren from one of the free pulls
>>735958009Its the only game on my phone. Its dopamine hit solitaire
>>735959480If you like card games/poker its fun. On the early stakes any run is possible to win. Theres a very large variance in how you can play/win. For the long infinite runs it isnt rng its optimization
>>735959517The dev clearly got too intimidated by the success of Balatro and is too paralyzed to release an update that could theoretically upset people.Unfortunately Balatro's balance is, pretty bad, and it's just kinda a solved game for me now. It REALLY needs some tweaks but I just don't know if those will ever come
>>735960775Now get 4 more
>>735961319Just release the update with an old version toggle, that way people who hate it can play it as it was
>>735961319I think the issue is that he puts up weird rules for himself in what a joker can be. Like a joker can only do one thing
>>735961519truly pulling for cards is the most miserable part of the game
>>735962632Wait for the BP tickets and there are other SSRs later on that are useable at lower LBs
>>735961519>used a ticket and got anotherdayum where is this luck on banners i actually want SSRs from
>out of clocksthis shit is fucking insane she has 700/600/600 stat line, Professor, Spurt, Barcarole, Lone Wolf and she fucking loses.I fucking hate MANT.
>>735961319Nah, I'd say that he's completely intimidated by the stupidly massive modding community. What's even the point of making a new update when it will just look so goddamn pathetic in comparison?I'd honestly just want a new game mode instead of just adding new jokers and decks, it's pointless to just add new shit at this point.
>>735963615brocked
>>735963440You're burning your luck too fast. Now you're going to have to double spark for the next thing you actually want
Alright Big Head, I'm gonna give you one more run and then we're gonna call it a day for the CM team, that NYOpera better give me something usable!
>>735958152I hate you were right i wanted to talk about balatro
>>735964669just talk about balatro
>>735958009it was only fotm for like 14 months youre right>>735963645theres a reason why mods constantly go batshit and yet vanilla content is still better, desualmost anything in vanilla balatro is higher quality than mods for the standards of a vanilla game for people who havent played the ever living fuck out of it, its different qualitiesBut honestly, it would be pretty cool if localthunk took this opportunity to make a new IP instead.
>>735957718fuck you horse nigger don't you dare use an actually good game to be a trojan horse for your tranny gacha dogshit
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHITTY FUCKING LONGSLOP HORSES THAT CAN'T WIN THE EARLY MILE RACES FUCKING FUCK MANT
>>735963615my favorite humiliation race is the NHK mile cup>ERM SWEATY TAMAMO NEEDS TO USE CLOCKS TO JOB 3 TIMES IN A ROW DESPITE HAVING 450 SPD + BARCAROLE + MILE A + BEING RAN AS A PACE BECAUSE... WELL SHE JUST DOES, OKAY!?
When are we getting the official content update?
