How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>735961438No SoB romance no buy
>>735961438>trying to romance a pointy earHeresy
"I don't care"
>>735961438Pathetic
Reminder that GW actively blocks romancable SoBs or elf women with the reasoning of "owning the chuds" while not extending the same policy to male equivalents of these groups
>>735961438I wouldn't need to because I don't try to romance her, she's an eldar, a member of a dying race who brought the damnation of their very souls upon themselves because they succumbed to their lusts and behaved like wild beasts despite the Old One's careful hand in their making and their millions of years of development and the wealth of knowledge available to them. It makes no sense to risk your own soul with a being like that.She's not rejecting you because she finds you vile, she's rejecting you because she knows she would not be able to control herself if she accepted you, and if she can't control herself, she risks a fate worse than death.
>>735961438Idk, go for the fish or the psycho killer. Clearly the best way to clear up this misconception that I desired any such activities with a filthy xenos. What sort of malevolent mind demands I end my erotic undertakings for some soul delving bullshit?No seriously, why is Yrliet even flagged as a romance?
>>735963362Uh proof?If this is true this might be the worst case of company hating their buyer base I've seen
>>735964379He made it up
>>735961438Rape
>>735964379observation
>>735963362They are right to do so, they should not be romancable. Only faggots would get mad about it.
>>735961438Pin her down and start nibbling her ears.
>So is that a no?
>>735961438Don't care for her romance she just needs to keep popping enemies heads with her rifle and we gucchi.
>>735963993>spoilerit was one of their big selling points when they did their big viral marketing compaign
>>735965049No it wasn't
Yeah idk, it is kinda gay and you're right that it does happen a lot and usually only to male characters. Its pretty odd and I dont get it. I guess the writers find this funny because they subvert the expectation that your wishes will be fulfilled.
>>735965181yes it wasit was the only thing shills could talk about
>>735965297Post that marketing campaign of Yrliet being a romance option then, because last I recall they just presented her as one of the many romance options, they didn't specifically focus on her
Owlcat will let us romance the Kroot in Dark Heresy, TRUST THE PLAN
>>735965467Why would I want to romance an ugly unfeminine bird that sweats shit and has no vagina
>>735965467Careful, if she swallows enough of your loads, she'll end up related to you.
>>735965642Cause it's literally you
>>735965467Filthy xeno lover, ask your nearest commissar for his opinion on the matter.
>>735965467
I DON'T CARE ABOUT ROMANCE IN WESTERN RPGS
Who is the best female romance in this game? Is it even that kind of game?
>>735966076>DominKibellah
>>735966076The cute fish
>>735966318
>>735961438I kinda liked her "romance" plotline.
>>735961438Expecting Eldar to find humans attractive in the first place is fucking retarded. They are superhuman beings. To them, fucking a human is essentially equivalent of beastiality.
>>735963362>GW actively blocks romancable SoBs or elf womenThere is literally a Male Human/Dark Eldar Female romance in the novel "Nightbringer", you idiot.
Is the heretical playthrough fun?
>>735967778See >>735967845. Plus there's a human corsair with Eldar ancestry in another novel, and one of the Dark Eldar codexes mentions Dark Eldar/Human half-breeds living in the city.Ironically it's the Craftworld Eldar who are the most racist against Humans. Harlequins have no problems whatsoever with them, and there were several canon instances of Exodites and non-Imperial humans living together.
>>735967778that's precisely what makes her rejecting it so surprising
>>735967778I think it has to do more with the fact that if they fuck they risk attracting Slaneesh so sex is a cultural taboo for craftworld Eldar in general.
>>735967964Dark Eldar are sicko degenerates, beastiality is vanilla for them.>human corsair with Eldar ancestry in another novelIn universe speculation with zero confirmation of her being an actual half eldar>and one of the Dark Eldar codexes mentions Dark Eldar/Human half-breeds living in the city.Link to the page and line or bs. I have been collecting Dark Eldar for well over a decade now and I have never seen such a mention.Eldar and humans cannot interbreed. The Eldar are space aliens who existed millions of years before humanity even evolved, and GW has gone out of it's way to explicitly retcon the only ever half eldar character that actually existed in 40k back during 1st edition into a full blooded Eldar farseer from Uthwe. The only subsequent "half eldar" example in the setting has been that genetically engineered clone thing Malcador had made in Horus Heresy novels.Also, it is laughable to say that only Craftworlders are racist against humans. Basically all eldar are race supremacist of one degree or another, some are just more polite about it. The Eldar are objectively superhuman to baseline humanity in terms of their physical and mental capabilities.>Harlequins have no problems whatsoever with themLolLmao evenAlso, where do you think Harlequins recruit from? They aren't a separate fragment of the Eldar race like Dark Eldar, Craftworlders and the Exodites are. There are no harlequin babbies. They recruit Eldar mostly from craftworlds simply because the craftworlders are the most populous of the Eldar around.
>>735967778>>735968689Fuck off Noldorfag, around here we like our space-elf waifus and we hate niggerfaggots like you.Drop dead, bitch.
>>735967938Its fun if you are fine with being retarded and find evil chaotic choices funny and dont mind losing on content while barely getting anything unique in return for those except a late game companion and a funny sword (build for it or its useless)
kroot waifu
>>735961438>How do you respond without sounding mad?Sacrifice her to Slaanesh so I can get a cool crab arm
>>735968648That's not true at all. Slaanesh doesn't gain power just from sex in itself and all Eldar already are claimed by Slaanesh from the moment of their birth in the first place. What let's Slaanesh sink his claws deeper into the Eldar soul is if the eldar in question act in excessive ways, essentially behaving more in accordance to Slaanesh. The path system of the Craftworlders exists as a lifestyle of self dicipline and moderation that keeps the Eldar from falling into patterns of behavior that grant Slaanesh greater hold on them. Together with spirit stones the path system allows the Craftworlders to save their souls from Slaanesh. Whereas Dark Eldar act in ways that directly strenghten the draw slaanesh has on their souls. The whole thirst they suffer from which they need to placate via drawing spiritual sustinance from their victims stems from them acting in a way that lets Slaanesh sip on their souls.It is possible for Dark Eldar to cut that behavior out and adopt a craftworlder lifestyle, just as it is possible for a craftworlder to slip into the Dark eldar degeneracy. The issue is however, not just "muh sex". There is no indication that sex in itself is a tabboo among craftworlders. It is excess and indulgence which is tabboo. Craftworlders fuck each other and have kids just fine, the main limiting factor for their population growth is access to soul stones, not inability to fuck. Each babby eldar has to get a soulstone of their own after all, and they can't exactly be recycled either as once they fill their purpose they are inserted into the infinity circuit of the Craftworld so the soul can enter it.
>>735961463FPBPFUCK OWLCAT AND GW FOR NOT INCLUDING ARGENTA ANAL
>>735969013Your space elf waifus see you as literal animals that can speak like a parrot. It's like trying to justify fucking a monkey from a human side of things
>>735969013>Nooo anyone who corrects my porn brained fanwank is noldorfag!Lmao, keep seething, retarded coomer. No eldar waifus for you!
>>735969294>>735969290>noldortranny melty so big he has to samefag from a phonekekNo amount of seethe will change the fact Dark Eldar canonically thirst for human cock and Craftworld Eldar are sexless eunuchs
>>735961438>lusted after by a wild beastAnd yet, physically speaking, humans and Eldar are like 95% similar, they're just taller and more slender with long ears. Not that it matters anyway. I'm not cashing in my Emperor-approved xeno-fucker permit on some Ynnari autist. Not when there are tau cows running about the next solar system over.
>eldar are superhuman compared to humansNo they aren't. They are better latent psykers then humans but humans are more powerful psykers generally. Their peak agility is better then ours peak strength is better than theirs. They avoid engaging with humans directly, opting for hit and run stealth tactics. When they accidentally get into a mass battle they get slaughtered wholesale by humans. A guardsman can merc a guardian with a las shot to the dome.
>>735969227Lorelet here, I thought dark elder did the torture stuff because it somehow saves them from slaanesh, but you make it sound like theyre feeding slaany their souls. What is the benefit of torturing people. I dont get it.
>>735967778Eldar are retarded and so are any "high tech" species that are suddenly unable to conceive the idea of such things, despite the fact they are an advanced civilization with probably many pieces of media or whatever else>buh buh buh a organic is following his organic nature??? disgustingg!!!!this is how they act with everything in the universe and it didn't save them from getting buttfucked by slaanesh for most of their livesextremely hypocritical
>>735969614>And yet, physically speaking, humans and Eldar are like 95% similar, they're just taller and more slender with long ears.That's surface level only. Seee >>735968689 Every eldar codex for decades has made explicit mention of the fact that Eldar are physically and psychologically very much alien. Just seeing an eldar move betrays their inhuman nature.
>>735969662>Their peak agility is better Eldar peak agility is orders of magnitude greater than the strength difference between them and humans. An Eldar with any skill is actually difficult to follow in movement for a human, and can give them motion sickness
>>735969936>an entire race designed to not enjoy themselves in the pursuit of knowledge or they will fucking turn into chaos and dieactual retarded species
>>735969936>every eldar codex invented new cope to retcon the fact they look the same
>>735969614>humans and Eldar are like 95% similarOnly superficially. The internal anatomical differences are pretty wild, and then there's their triple helix DNA.>Pointed eartips packed with nerve-endings (Spec: erogenous?)Heh
>>735970017>An Eldar with any skill is actually difficult to follow in movement for a human>I'm sure to dodge these artillery shells and massed gunfire because my speed is superior
>>735970192>he cant enter bullet time.
>>735970102>>735969936did very specifically say only physically.
>>735969662>No they aren't. They are better latent psykers then humans but humans are more powerful psykers generally. Their peak agility is better then ours peak strength is better than theirs. They avoid engaging with humans directly, opting for hit and run stealth tactics. When they accidentally get into a mass battle they get slaughtered wholesale by humans. A guardsman can merc a guardian with a las shot to the dome.This is completely wrong.There is no "racial stat ballance" in 40k. The Eldar are legitimately superhuman when compared to baseline humans, they aren't merely just more agile etc.They are taller, more intelligent, just as strong as baseline humans (propably slightly stronger arguably given how fucking fast they are, Dark Eldar wytches are capable of fucking up space marines in melee combat with just a bunch of combat knives for example). There is no notion that humans are stronger at peak strenght than peak eldar strenght. They are also not just inherently psychic, all Eldar are capable of becoming warlocks and farseers, it is literally a career/vocational path for them, not something only few can do. And warlocks and farseers are easily superior to most human psykers in terms of psychic talent and arguably potential as well, though the Eldar have to contain that potential otherwise they risk being instantly consumed by Slaanesh due to drawing her attention. The runes they cast exist specificially to serve as a buffer for their usage of psychic powers to help them keep themselves consealed from She who Thirsts.>When they accidentally get into a mass battle they get slaughtered wholesale by humans.This nigga has not read Eldar lore lel. The Eldar don't wage attritional warfare as a rule due to some inability to wage such wars, they avoid them because imperium generally can throw more men into such struggles than the Eldar can. There are however occasions where Eldar do engage in such wars and beat humans in them such as this instance.
>>735967845That book is from 2002, the Necrons have been completely retconned into something different from how they are represented in that book
>>735970017>endure a warp incursion while the eldar with me literally dies>survive getting caught in an explosion while the eldar crumples>charge a chaos marine to by some time for my comrades while the eldar freezes up>loose a ballet competition to the eldar ;(((Total eldar death.
>>735970447I miss my old 3rd ed rulebook where they were still "random xenos" and had literally one image of them next to like a slaughth and some other never-seen-agains. I think there was a kroot there? I'm probably imagining that.
>>735963108
>>735970330The differences both in terms of their psyches and biology matters more than the superificial similarity though. They are still fundamentally alien beings within the context of 40k, with no kinship to humanity on any level. At best one might argue that humans are the result of the life seeding across the galaxy the Old ones did, while the Eldar are a race directly created/uplifted by the Old ones, thus giving humanity and the Eldar this sort of "bond" but by the same token, humanity shares that bond with the Orks as and propably all other xenos as well in the galaxy barring of course the nids which are not from the milky way galaxy in the first place, and the necrons who were not created by the old ones.I don't really understand why some people wish to ignore this element of the Eldar lore and insist on trying to humanize them or that stuff like half eldar etc are a thing when nothing in Eldar lore supports such a notion.
>>735970704oh hey there he is. Just after being a "chaos robot" but before the necron codex with the funny plastic green tubes was actually out.
>>735969227Fair enough
>>735970916Shame we don't have more Xenos models in 40k
>>735970989Oh yeah for sure, some more "also seens" would be nice. It took long enough for the some of the Tau aliens to get air. I don't think we ever heard from mr furry claws again.
>>735970810>The differences both in terms of their psyches and biology matters more than the superificial similarity thoughDidn't say that wasn't the case, you're arguing against an unmade point
>>735970810Because 40k writers are retarded. Eldar in every story act like overly emotional humans with controlled latent psyker powers. This is easily relatable for both species. To be honest the fact that the eldar fly off the handle so easily and crash out all the time makes them seem inferior to humanity, especially when they're sitting in the same room as a space marine librarian or primaris psyker who absolutely mog them. They have a lot in common and are frankly not that "alien" to each other. Anyway my head canon romance between a human and an eldar is a primaris psyker and an exodite, where the male psyker rips the exodite eldars souls from the warp at one point as she's has mission critical info and by doing so they "touch souls". Later when travelling they use a gate created by the Old Ones and during their trip through the warp in their soul form basically have soul sex leaving the eldar exodite pregnant with a half-eldar through virgin birth. It's all quite glorious I assure you.
>>735961438What if an eldar only ironically had a relationship with a human? That should okay then
>>735969771Basically, Dark Eldar, trough their behavior and because they lack soulstones (they view their use as cowardly and also kind of see the fate of being trapped into a soulstone within Commoragh as a horrible thing due to other Deldar almost certainly abusing your soul in that trapped state. Every Dark Eldar is also planning on living forever anyways at the expense of others.) essentially have leaky souls, that Slaanesh constantly sips on. Their torture bs rejuvenates these souls, sort of like pouring more water into a leaky bucket. They do it to stay alive because if they stop siphoning on the souls of others they begin to wither, eventually becoming sort of soulless, feral husks before dying off.The Dark Eldar raid slaves from the realspace speficially to avoid this fate, tons of these slaves just go to gladiator arenas to be butchered and tortured for the amusement and sustainence of the Dark Eldar masses. They are like spiritual buffees for the Dark Eldar. Feeding on the pain of others literally rejuvinates both spiritually and physically. Dark Eldar that have just fed on a victim are filled with inhuman strenght and vitality, whereas dark eldar that have been denied this sustainance for long periods of time are haggard, gaunt, withered things, that are doomed to lose their mental faculties and degrade into feral things before dying.They are basically spiritual vampires.And the reason they keep up this practice is because they are too arrogant and prideful to a fault to change their ways. Again, any dark eldar could adopt a craftworld lifestyle, but it would entail denial of the hedonism and indulgence the Eldar mind and soul is capable of, which Dark Eldar society fully embraces. Plus they'd need a soulstone to bond with, which for adult eldar is harder than young eldar. And they are also a scarce resource so a Craftworld would have to essentially adopt such a dark eldar convert.
>>735961438"Sorry, I can't hear you over all the Total Jimmy Sex I'm having"
>>735961438>switching from making crpgs to cinematic action rpg>100% of thread discussion is about romances and anger about not pandering to waifutards enough>gameplay? whats that?owlcat truly is bioware 2.0 huh
>>735970989We do, though mostly in novels and in the various RPG rulebooks.
>>735970330>only physically.And is DNA and chemical composition metaphysics to you, crayon-eater-kun?
>>735969771It's a bit of both - Deldar are perpetually balanced on a knife's edge in terms of immediately getting soulsucked by Slaanesh or surviving another day as they don't have soulstones or any other means of protecting themselves. As a result, they essentially have a 'hole' in their souls that drains them out over time. They can stave this off by 'refilling' their souls with the suffering of others that they inflict by continuing to do the shit they did before Slaanesh was born. After some time, they need to hit higher highs and even more depravity in order to have the same 'refill' effect. If they don't keep it up (and without any other option) they're worse than dead.>>735971275Noldorfag, you are free to leave this setting behind at any time. The Eldar are not the Elves of LoTR, they are a servitor-warrior race that relied upon emotion-based superpowers that doomed them to a slow extinction because they never developed their own coping mechanisms.
>>735971558Wrong on all accounts.Dark Eldar can no longer become attuned to soulstones due to their psychic nature having completely atrophied.
>>73597127540k writers are indeed retarded, which is why only the most retarded elements of 40k fanbase actually fucking read 40k novels. The decent lore is in the codexes and straying out from them only guarantees you'll end up reading the most retarded shit imaginable.This does not change the fact that lorewise the Eldar are superhuman, alien beings with only superficial resemblance to humans.As for your retarded fanwank, you are almost certainly just as fucking retarded as the average bl writer if the slop you presented is actually the premise of whatever smut you are writing.
>>735971814>DNAAnd either party involved in this, just simply know the other's DNA, either by academic speciality or by physical observance?Stick it in your ass retard
>>735971907Nigger, it is you who are wrong.There is literally a dark eldar character in one of the path of the Eldar novel that lives among the craftworlders, and has adopted the craftworlder ways. They can do that, it is just very difficult for them. Dark Eldar are all still inherently psychic beings, they just suppress their psychic powers which leads to them atrophying. They can regain some of that power via training wich is what that specific former Dark Eldar has to do in order to adopt to the craftworld lifestyle. Dark Eldar children are not born with atrophied psychic powers, it is not an inborn trait for them, it is something that emerges due to their culture.
>>735971861>NOOOO STOP HAVING FUNToo late, I'm already building a kitbash around the concept you little faggot.>The wind whispered through the alien canopies as Lirael Starbloom stood rigid, her lithe form trembling beneath rune-etched leathers. Across from her loomed Cassian Vortigern, a Primaris psyker whose once-noble features had been twisted by fire and the warp alike—charred skin pulled tight across his skull, one eye glowing faintly with a witch-light that never dimmed. Even the air between them seemed to recoil, as though reality itself objected to their closeness. Yet neither turned away.>“I have carried this alone for as long as I could,” Lirael said, her voice breaking despite her effort to remain composed. One hand rested protectively over her abdomen. “Your child grows within me—human and Aeldari intertwined in defiance of all that should be.” She stepped closer, though her breath hitched in pain, her elegant features tightening. “It burns me just to be near you, but I cannot live without you.” Tears traced silent paths down her cheeks, each one a betrayal of her discipline. Cassian said nothing at first, his ruined face unreadable, but the air crackled with restrained power—and something far more fragile, as he finally reached toward her, hesitant, as though fearing she too might turn to ash beneath his touch.
>>735972049>called out on his retardation>decides to move goalpostsCarry on
>>735972190>Creates himself a nice strawman to argue withI accept your concession and hope you enjoy yourself
>>735961438If this is the case, why is Yvraine the personal fucktoy of Guilliman?
>>735971814How is DNA relevant to a relationship between a human and an eldar? They can't even reproduce
>>735971907>>735972102This short story is specificially about a Dark Eldar joining a craftworld and bonding with a soulstone.https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Dark_Son_(Short_Story)
>>735972502You should not confuse fanwank meme bullshit with actual lore. In cannon Yvraine and Guilliman interacted once and that's it.
>>735961438If it's revealed that male Eldar in the next game can be romanced by women, that pretty much means the female devs know players wanna romance Yrilet and Argenta but purposely made it so you can't.
>>735972387I see your strawman and I raise you with my fist
>>735972502>see this meme for years, that Girlyman got himself an Eldar baddie>good for him I suppose, he earned it>at some point indirectly end up looking into the matter >turns out they barely even interactedwtf is this bullshit, I thought the lore might go an interesting (albeit odd) direction for once
>>735972660Have at you! Marquis of Queensbury rules!
>>735971275
>>735972139Beyond based and xeno-fucker pilled
>>735972624>fanwank meme bullshit with actual loreWhen GW makes this shit though it really scratches the brain.
>>735972819this is a personal attack/affront to Ork playersI'm mad
>>735961438>owlKEKed """games"""No thanks.
>>735971275Yes, it makes them seem childish how emotional and melodramatic they are. I suppose you could chalk that up to their nature, and to be fair it makes good sense for a species which created SlaaneshBut realistically, you'd think that the (Craftworld) Eldar would be more like the Vulcans from Star Trek; obsessive about keeping their emotions in check, self-disciplined to the max as a defense against Slaanesh indulgence or influence
>>735972819The truth is that GW will never fully make Eldar evil because They are a useful ally for the imperium when shit is fucked.
>>735972819Nigga that's a joke image. Or do you think that canonically humans eat ork heads?
>>735973052And they are obsessed with keeping their emotions in check, but even doing that they often allow their emotions to dominate them. Them being so over the top condescending to humanity is literally them not keeping their emotions in check.
>>735972963>owlKEKed I cant say c-u-c-k? V is doomed.cuckc-u-ck
>>735961438>Eldar are super racist>OP is surprised the Eldar are super racist
>>735972678And this is why the garbage porn brained memes are actual cancer on the hobby.
>>735972963>>735973225Now it works. WTF?!owlKEKED
>>735973096eldars are fine but fuck the drukhari, they are garbage
>>735964379The Pathfinder team specifically mentioned being worried about working with Russian devs - that they wouldn't be 'progressive' enough. Owlcat convinced them otherwise and it certainly appears consistent with their output. These are the kind of people who admire the worse elements of identity politics.
>>735973292>fuck the drukhariid rather not anon
>>735973271It is making fun of owlcat?!Owl-KEKED """Games"""
>>735965642>bird that sweats shitWhat?
>>735973338I think I'm going crazy.KEK-EDOwlcuckedOwlcuckOwl-cuck-ed
>>735973403so if I caps lock cuck it becomes KEK ?
>>735973403Cuck only gets filtered when you write it in all caps KEK cuck KEK cuck, newfag
>>735973470>newfagBeen longer here then /v/Just never written cuck in caps loch.you fucking KEKED KEK cucking KEK
>>735972502Even if that was the case (it isn't), a Primarch is quite literally superhuman to the extreme. They are not going to be graded as human to the Eldar.
>>735961438Sacrifice her to Slaanesh and eat her spirit stone.
>>735972502They had a very brief interaction that amounted to a few sentences. This is a Reddit meme and that faggot who makes that 40k comics where the same punchline is sex every time.
>>735973568I've been here longer than the internet existed
>>735961438is it just me or was her class absolute dogshit?all that exploit dogshit seemed pretty meaningless when you could just clear the whole map with giving argenta or the furry a gorillion turns
>>735974871>the furryArgenta mogged everyone too hard
BEHEAD ELDARRAPE ELDARIMPALE ELDARFLAY ELDAR AND WEAR THEIR SKINDISEMBOWEL ELDAR AND FUCK THEIR GUTSCASTRATE ELDAR MENPERFORM CLITORECTOMY ON ELDAR WOMENRENDER ELDAR INTO DRUGSPLAY CRAZY BUS OST AT 200 DECIBELS DIRECTLY INTO ELDAR EARS
>>735974920argenta mogs every other charecter in the gamethe furry did insane damage in the last chaptertoo bad he was a spacew*lffaith without sneed is worthless
>>735973292>slaanesh has finally broken into commorragh >drukhari will somehow survive this because GW doesn't have the BALLS to erase them
>>735974981Based
>>735975581Do we know what factions are the least played?I'd assume it's eldars, dark eldars, orks and tyrannids.
>>735975705The Voltann
>>735975705We do. There are plenty of polls. No, I don't have them on hand
>>735966058>goin FAST>all the dakka>krumpin gits>takin teefThis is the true romance
>>735961438Typical WRPG, only thing thats missing is an epilogue where she fucks another man
>>735976103Or is it?
>>735961438>talking with xenos instead of shooting themFag
>>735961438>breaks a women neck for trying to have sex with herPretty based to be honest.
>>735975705Imperial Agents, Deathwatch, Genestealers, Mechanicus and Votann. Eldar, Orks and Tyrannids are actually very popular.
>>735976740orks are popular in the wrong way, fanbase is pure reddit faggotry
>>735976805I meant by number of people who play them you secondary nigger.
>>735976805Oh boy, here comes the imperial fanbro with zero media literacy telling us what is and is not "reddit"
>>735967778there are plenty of people with nigger fetishes irl tho
>>735967778they look almost exactly the same as humans what is the meta purpose of that if not for cross species lust? seriously i hate pseuds like you
>Whole Chapter has a section dedicated to Dark EldarWhat's up with every book, game, animation, etc having Dark Eldar but GW refuses to both refresh their models and add back missing models?
Is this better than Kingmaker/WotR?
>>735977791Nobody actually likes or plays dark eldar, bro. Why would they waste money on refreshing their models?
>>735978396Not really, but I like it more
>>735976740>Imperial Agents, Deathwatch, Mechanicus and VotannI had no idea these even existed. Guess I'm getting old.(except if "imperial agents" means imperial guard, of course)
Show me your lord captains, anons
>>735978762No, guard is gurad. Agents is all other stuff, like inquisition, rogue traders, assassins etc
>>735977690The meta purpose of it is that 40k started as warhammer fantasy but in space and the eldar are space elves. Space elf is the very root of what they are, however GW has also continiously emphasized the fact that they are also essentially aliens to humanity and their similarity to humanity is merely surface level, a facade that collapses the moment you merely see an Eldar move due to them move. They move with inhuman grace and poise, tower over baseline humans (the eldar are easily a head taller than a baseline human) and generally are eerily, inhumanly beautiful. Dark Eldar also literally have something akin to fae "glamor" when they feed on the suffering of others, with their appearance becoming youthful and full of vigor, masking the age of even ancient Dark Eldar.
>>735977690I mean on this site a black man with a white woman repulses people on the same level as the Yrliet with human thing. Just think of her as the fantasy/sci fi equivalent of a white woman who is close friends with you the player character as a black man.
>>735978927no shit. next time just say "yes you are right anon", save me the recap
>>735973294When it comes to being progressive Paizo is I think the worse company I've ever seen. It's a hot competition and there's a lot of heavyweights around but just in sheer amount of disregard for theme and one's own work and narrative cohesion and any and all other base concepts that serve as the concrete foundation of a world in service of, and ONLY of, woke dei shit, then Paizo wins.The kind of shit they put in Pathfinder you wouldn't believe. It's like they saw what DnD was doing and thought they could blow it out of the water with their own stuff. Trans gods, combat wheelchairs with combat wheelchair upgrades, gender potions being 3g (not like genderchange potions, inwold estrogen), trans gods, trannies everyhwere, every race that is human colored has to be brown to black, gays up the fucking wazoo in every made adventure. They had literally made a public statement that they will NEVER portray racism in any way in any of their works ever again, including to portray it as a bad and heinous thing. They literally thing a staple of the genre is so bad it can't even be officially mentioned.Imagine not being insane and working at that company, at that point I'd just pretend I'm legally mute since I don't think there's enough eggshells for me to walk on.And Owlcat is bad too, videogames.
>>735978946>I mean on this site a black man with a white woman repulses people on the same level as the Yrliet with human thing.we call this LARPing
>>735978762Votann are 40k dwarves.
>>735978996What always saved golarian stuff for me is the fact that it was tabletop, so I could edit it as much as I want. That obviously goes out the window with these Owlcat adaptations, I can only imagine how awful they are if they have to be 1:1 with the source material
>>735979064Wut?They already existed in the first versions, they were the Squats.
>>735979136you are technically correct spergy but since the squats are utterly lore irrelevant, wouldn't it be fair to acknowledge that anon has a point and votann fit the definition of "40k dwarves" much better in every conceivable way? you're being a pedantic retard
>>735979064close but not really>>735979136votann are clones of an extremely inbred deformed people. they are dwarfed and sterilesquats are not sterile, they are mutants
>>735979102>golarianI'm surprised you remember the name of the setting, I just take the system and make my own map and wolrd. Even if it's empty and shit it's 100 times better than what those FAGGOTS would put out.It's a good system at the end of the day, if you use it and give them no money I think it's all good. I'm also baffled how they seem (I think?) to still be making relatively good content while being infected with the woke mind virus to a point where their setting is a festering corpse of a fantasy medieval world.
>>735961438"Abelard, restrain her."
>>735978996>>735979436dont care at all about woke culture war nonsense, I was just peeved that they censored Seoni's design in 2e
>>735979436I ran runelords and there was no reason not to use the official names, they weren't too bad. When it comes to fantasy I often see some truly terrible stuff, like shit with 3 apostrophes, so names like 'sandpoint' and 'hook mountain' were just fine by me.
>>735979568Well too bad buster, because that IS culture war nonsense!!
>>735979616I just wish things were more like japan where you aren't forced to choose between the two shittiest sides in existence>oh, you want sexy women in your games? you must ally with the guys who think black and gay people should not exist in fantasy!
>>735978971The notion that they look like elves for lust reasons is retarded. GW generally doesn't do human and elf romance even in warhammer fantasy and for the longest time official Eldar and Elf art portrayed them as weird ayylmao looking motherfuckers. GW does not like human x elf/eldar romance in general. I don't know if half elves were a thing even in fantasy.
>>735979271>just consume and be excited for the next product bro
>>735978996This is correct, Paizo is up there with Doctor Who as the most woke IP.There is literally an Angel of Wokeness in one of their splat books
>>735979726Well you already said it and are literally Hitler, can't back out now. Get your provided armband on and let's go goose-stepping together.
>>735979726Japan is the most hyper conservative and nationalist society in the entire world. You're a fucking retard
>>735979730Why are their arms so tiny?
>>735961438Honestly I like it.It’s how Elves and humans should be.Elves are not pointy eared humans, they are better
>>735980034Because that artist sucks at proportions.
>>735980034Eldar are notoriously insecure and get leg-lengthening surgery to feel superior to the "mon-keighs"
>>735979917i wouldn't go that far...i mean, seriously, you're kind of exaggerating...most of the turbopozzed stuff is kind of secreted away. whereas in dr. who it is literally front and centre, like they replaced the doctor with a literal faggot nigger nothing that bad ever happened to a main character in paizo material
>>735979983not really
>>735967778>>735969294jesus fucking christ I thought this autistic nigger was just a /tg/ thingsomeone needs to blow his brains out unironicallykeep in mind each of these images represents a thread he's been spamming and trying to derail
>>735980747All of those seem like quite based and eldar pilled posts. Only waifujeets would seethe about them. For some reason they get extremely upset when actual lore of the Eldar is brought up that goes against their race mixing smutposting.
>>735969227>Craftworlders fuck each other and have kids just fine, the main limiting factor for their population growth is access to soul stones, not inability to fuckI thought this was the case though with eldar having a weird reproductive system that takes a long time or some shit
>>735961438>fantasy roastie lusting for beast cockyeah, pretty accurate
TEN YEARS of being terminally online for the sole purpose of coming into threads he doesn't like to have a melty and spam about his self insert elvesholy fucking shit dude
>>735981146The only source for the eldar having a weird reproductive cycle is xenology which is of dubious canonity. The most the eldar codexes (both craftworld and dark eldar) go into eldar reproduction in some editions is stating that their gestation times are longer which is partially at least why the Dark Eldar developed the whole process of producing halfborn eldar. They aren't clones or anything like that, they are more like "aborted" eldar that are spedgrown into full maturity by the Haemonculi. The bulk of the Dark Eldar are these halfborn eldar.Still, it isn't really the reproduction rate in itself that forms the main issue for the Craftworlders. Sure they can't replace their losses as fast as humans, due to the time it takes for an eldar to be born and grow into an adult of their species, however access to soulstones also forms a sort of soft cap on their population growth, because again, each eldar babby needs a soulstone, and they can only be obtained from Croneworlds.
>>735980747>>735981236>every instance of a reaction image is the same poster!Are you a retard or just a newfag?Did you even read trough those posts? The topics they cover are all over the place regarding 40k, only some even pertain to the discussion about human x eldar romance shit.You might as well search for the use of picture related and bitch and moan about every single instance being the same poster lmao.
>>735981816an md5 hash contains the metadata for that image you fat retard
>>735961438>Having sex with a beast is foul, digustingWell, she's better than white woman at least.
>>735982167Nigger, in the >>735980747 you can for example see multiple different instances of the same image with different filenames for them (not that even shared filename necessarily means the same poster), with the image being used in the context of various 40k discussions.You are legitimately delusional if you think that every instance of that image is the same poster lel.
>>735981816Who are you even trying to kid? You're so transparently embarrassed by this. You either never grew up or you're in your late 30s or 40s, still sponging off your parents to cry about elves. I'm not sure which is worse. What have you peers all done in the ten years you've been coming into threads to defend the honor of fictional elves?Get fucking real man. The projection of calling everyone annoyed by you a pajeet is rich, btw, since what you're doing is classic jeet behavior. I was annoyed by your posts but the revelation you're a literal NEET retard just warrants pity now.
>>735961438With rape and the finest pleasure inducement injections the Mechanicus has on offer until she succumbs to Slaanesh.
>>735983119I never denied making some of those posts, retard. I merely pointed out that thinking that every single instance of that reaction image is the same poster is fucking retarded.Also, picture related. All you "proved" is that I've been using this site for a long time. Did you fucking think that this meme was a just a joke and people stop using this site at some point in their lives just because they grow older? I began posting on 4chan in 2008, and I'm still posting here because why would I stop?
>>735980747>>735981236>these are the people arguing with you about w40k lore on 4chan>literally doing it for decadesthis should be a wake up call
I hate eldarfags so much. Be it retards that are desperate to fuck them, or retards that self insert as them. RT would be a better game if it had no eldar.
>>735985095What if I want to kill them all?
>>735961438>Yrliet, you're blushing. You seem strangely aroused
>>735985150Do that in another game.
Yrliet and Elantach Elantach and Yrliet :3
I'd love to play a corsair focused game that would let me do space elf pirate shenanigans across the galaxy. The premise would also allow for both Eldar crewmembers as well as weapon systems from both Craftworlds and Commoragh for a lot of variety.
>>735985289Great idea. It wouldn't be too hard to market either, since they are pretty human looking
>>735985150You can do so in Rogue Trader. The only eldar you can't kill there is the clown, who just runas away like a bitch after getting 1-tapped
>>735961438She made up the entire incident to see how you would respond.
>>735985858That meme brings to mind how fucking retarded that one side/mini quest about helping those eldar refugess is, as there is literally no "good option" with even the whole "let them take shelter on your ship" ends up with the eldar being butchered because for some retarded reason you automatically place the eldar among the lower dec rabble.
>>735985858The more I think about the more I'm inclined to agree actually. The entire situation is just bizarre, like something straight out of a porn skit. Either she's a liar, or a retard who completely misinterpreted the conversation
>>735986041Something must have been cut. Maybe they planned a segment where you go to the lower decks to calm down the rabble and save the eldars. But didn't have time to implement it and couldn't be bothered rewriting the text to allow a positive ending.
>>735961438Don't half your kind literally live on sex ships and fuck all kinds of things, ranging from other Eldar, to animals and literal DEMONS?
>>735986041>>735986152grimderp gonna grimderp
>>735986187Not craftworlders lol. Yrliet has probably never seen a dick You're thinking of dark eldar But dark Eldar would never fuck a demon, they're terrified of them, as Marazhai shows later when there's a little warp accident on the ship.
>>735986298They are the same race, so the point still stands.
>>735981520oh okay cool
>>735961438Wouldn't need to respond because I killed this xeno scum the first chance I got.
>>735961438I've played through the game twice, I gave her to the Inquisition in one game and to Slaneesh in the other.
>>735973195>>735973052Vulcans/Romulans seem a lot like Leldar/DeldarBoth sides have strong emotions, but one keeps them in check almost religiously, the other embraces them
>>735973153The novels are joke canon also. They're trash. So saying Yvraine and Guilleman only meet once, based on a novel, has no scientific value
How will you know if an anon killed Yrliet?Don't worry, it'll be the first thing they tell you
>>735973376Kroot is notorious for it's foul body odor
>>735987709Well if it riles you up that much then I'll have you know that I too killed her by giving her away to Heinrix after Cumrag
>>735987768That's fine by me because he doesn't actually kill her. Think about it. You're "turning her over to the inquisition" but there is no facility there, and he has no way to get her back to an inquisition operation center.So he just keeps her in his room until further notice, along with Idira.
>>735983147
>>735987857I'm not sure what's worse, that you genuinely believe this, or that you think being Heinrix's torture toy is a better fate
>>735967778The Eldar are responsible for the birth of Slaanesh, she has most definitely done freakiest shit
>>735987935The fact that Heinrix keeps everyone you give him in his room is well-accepted fan canon.Yrliet and Marazhai will fight over keeping their hair products on their half of the bathroom sink, and Heinrix will teach Idira to play regicide. None of this is in any sort of doubt.
>>735988054>Heinrix keeps everyone you give him in his room
>>735984646I refuse to believe someone can care about the lore that long without the sheer amount of retcons getting to them and making them either stop caring entirely or just refuse to acknowledge anything new and cling to the lore they knowA casual normalfag would be too annoyed by trying to keep track and a based autist would be too annoyed at the amount of shit added and rewritten
>>735988054>fan canonloleven if you want to pretend that he doesn't torture and kill idira (lol) he sure as hell tortures the shit out of the xenos, ESPECIALLY after cumrag
Rogue Trader game where you play as Yrliet and you have to pass a Fortitude test just to touch a mon-keigh.Act 1 would be on Janus, investigating Governor Vyatt and beginning to suspect that Muran is not being honest with you. Flashbacks to running away from home.Possible romances:>Marazhai>The Rogue Trader>Heinrix>Argenta
>>735988468He has no reason to torture Idira, and he also likes her enough to sounds regretful when you give her to him. The elves are in for some blood boiling though and with good reason. I feel like Calcazar would enjoy having Idira in his retinue
>>735988497>Yrliet>>HeinrixPure comedy
>>735988139The eldar lore has remained remarkably cosistent over the decades. >t. got into the hobby back in 2006 or someshit, with my first army and codex being the Eldar.There generally has not been any major shifts in the Eldar lore barring the Ynnari stuff in the 2 decades I've been a fan of these spesh elves. No outright retcons unless you count the whole "wraithbone is a composite material made of metals and minerals" as a retcon, which I don't really do because the actual lore about it is more akin to a needless elaboration on what it is.The functionality of the wraithbone has remained the same, it is still summoned from the warp, the "clarification" merely tells what the "solidified warp energy" is materially speaking once it has been summoned and shaped by bonesingers.
>>735988731Honestly if there are any upsides to being an Eldar fan it's that GW cares enough about the faction to include them in big enough but not enough to give them huge retarded faction wide changes like the primaries or female custodes
>>735988468Headcanon, unsupported by anything other that what you imagine he would do.
>>735988635>I feel like Calcazar would enjoy having Idira in his retinueOh yeah definitely, he seems to quite like her. She should have been there at the end if you turned her over>Oh hi Lord Captain! I work for Mister Calcazar now>He upgraded my tubes! I feel much better now, and stronger
>>735988731>the "clarification" merely tells what the "solidified warp energy" is materially speaking once it has been summoned and shaped by bonesingers.Oh ok that's fine thenThe general meme was that now they just dug it out of the ground like it was bauxite or something
>>735989064You people consume too much fanart instead of playing the game, Calcazar would treat her worse than Theodora
>>735989064Rogue Trader: A World of Missed Opportunities
It read like one of those "suffering from dirty thoughts" stories.
>>735989131>Calcazar would treat her worse than TheodoraHe would exploit her to her fullest, like he does everyone. But he would be smarter about it than Theodora.He would upgrade her psy-controller implant to better manage her powers, with the side effect that she would feel better as well as gaining power.He would definitely allow her to feel appreciated, because this would make her a more effective tool.
>>735989198>[Lore: Xenology] You can read some of the titles of the Eldar literature on Yrliet's data slate>"I Was A Slave of the Mon-Keigh">"His Xenos Pet">"Trapped on a Mon-keigh ship: Forced to Become a Pet for the Captain">"The Only Xenos in My Master's Harem">"How the Mon-Keigh Claimed Me">"I Was a Slave to Lesser Creatures"
>>735988902That and the fact that their range has remained consistently fucking amazing looking. They have the best looking models in the entire game imo. Only the nids come close to the peak aesthetics that the Eldar and Dark Eldar have.>>735989126Yeah, that was largely just perpetuated by retards that either didn't read the line in the new codex, or missunderstood it. At no point did that "retcon" state that eldar mine shit to make wraithbone or manoufacture it in any real way. It is still "sang" into existence from the fucking warp.
>he doesn't play AI games as an inquisitor just to tell the eldar women he's impregnated not to be such xeno-loving fags when they want to cuddle
>>735989198Yeah all it needed was>Yrliet breathes deeply, her ample xeno-bosom heaving
>>735989431>all authored by Schmacha Monkeen
>>735976352No homo.
>>735976352Not really, Yrliet is still a dyke. She just killed her because humans disgusted her, nothing to do with gender
>>735978927The older editions even implied that Elves existed as a separate race to Eldar and were closer to humans on a genetic level but Old One tampering made them into a kind of "bootleg" version of their space counterparts.
>>735989880>Yrliet is still a dykeShe's an analogy for the real-world experience of a human woman having a lesbian awakening (feelings she tries to push away, but ultimately must yield to)But she doesn't treat a female RT any differently from a male RT, so she's not a dyke in-game in any sense.
>>735978927Dark Eldar are very much like the Fae of legend>will emerge from the shadows and steal you away to their realm of endless torment and vile delight
>>735979730>intentionally ugly ass art from a shitty card gameman imagine paying for this horseshit, i'd even take early ass art of lithe spess muhreens with elf ears over this faggotry
>>735961438must you make daily Yrliet threads, Yrlietard
>>735990254Our numbers are limitless
Is warrior/assassin fun? I'm running out of archetype combos I've not tried.
>>735990316Where were you when Owlcat made the surveys then?
>>735990076The articles about the Dark Eldar in white dwarf back when they got their range refresh made explicit mention of the old fair folk stories being a source of inspiration for aspects of their lore.
>>735990391We were filling out the romance rankings
>>735990508>Second place>Now third that Kibellah is outNot sure what kind of come back you think this is but it's not a very good one
>>735990316No they aren't.You're literally one guy who is obsessed with Yrliet and keeps posting her.Nobody else likes her, at all.
So is the game actually fun?I enjoyed Kingmaker more than I did WotR.Clearly the romances are ass but what about the rest? Is it unfinished?
>>735990672>Clearly the romances are assWrong
>>735990376Assassin class seems meh to me, used Blade Dancer+Assassin on Kibbles. Relies on too much on damage over turn when Kibbles just kills the target on the spot, rarely maximized the class gimmick. The only good shit is using HP as a resource to do more stupid shit like damage.
>>735990672Yeah it's fun. It's not unfinished by any means. It gets a little thin towards the end, but the last act is fun in a self-contained way and overall it all wraps up in a satisfying way.
>>735990672It is fun. Yes, it is unfinished. Yes, it is worse written than either of the pathfinder games. The Jimmy romance is great, dunno what you're talking about
>>735990565Fourth once the Krieger GF shows up and Trashy’s expansion.
>>735980349Not the same guy but I wanted to point out that despite all the yaoi and yuribating anime out there gay marriage still isn't legally recognized in their country lol.
Is GW bold enough to allow Dark Heresy a Joakero companion?
>>735990736>it is worse written than either of the pathfinder
>>735990756The final DLC will have Yrliet's mom as the new companion and she will displace her own daughter in the romance ratings.
>>735990817It would make sense for DLC 3 (augments, strange method of combat) but they won't do it
>>735990830It's true, doe
>>735990805sure but you won't get executed for it or even imprisoned or even fined, unlike many other countries in the world
>>735990895I just want my tech support money. They seem to be cool guys compared to toaster fuckers.
Warrior/AM or Bladedancer/AM for a melee/pistol build with fleet combat training?
>>735991002Warrior seems to make more senseI don't think Memedancer makes much sense with a pistol
>>735991172I did it once with a pistol and it was insane. Blade dance or whatever it's called can potentially proc fleet combat training with every hit, so you can stack vers very quickly and easily.
>>735991380Oh ok that might work great then. Interesting.
Elantach more like Smellantach
>>735969290>>735969294Noldorfag, you are the cancer killing this board, seriously. Just let people have their "fanwank" as you call it. The only thing you do by berating them is make them want to fight you about the topic, this derails threads and ruins discussion.Furthermore, if you hate waifus elf/eldar or otherwise, that much then modern 4chan just isn't the site for you.
female eldar will never fuck you
Why are there even elves in warhammer? These faggots are almost as donut steel as the Tau.
>>735991665C-Can I have my chair back, p-please, Marazhai
>>735992392LaterWhen I'M finished with it
>>73599218340k was suppose to be wahammer fantasy in space.
>>735975705Tyranid and Orks are mega popular, hell they're some of the biggest draws for new players right behind your bog standard Spess Mehreens. Meanwhile for the portion of the fanbase that actually plays the goddamn tabletop, Eldar have been a high-tier army on many separate occasions while not being so sickeningly expensive like some armies, so they have a lot of fans on the gameplay side despite being less popular on the lore side. Tau similarly are one of the most popular factions on tabletop but they have more haters than fans online.The least popular are those that aren't popular in gameplay OR lore. Not counting Deathwatch or Imperial Agents (which are literal template factions) that probably leaves Dark Eldar, Genestealers, Space Wolves, Grey Knights, and Votann.
>>735992932>Votann.These seem to have been a big fat flop.
>>735992547Do not fuck the chair, jesus, incel
>>735991771Firstly, I am not noldorfag.I don't give a fuck about elves fucking humans or hate the idea of half elves etc in general. I am completely fine with that in settings where it makes sense and doesnt' go against the the lore. I got no issues with characters like Marcille from Dungeom Meshi for example. I hate human x eldar romance bs and especially the idea of half eldar in 40k because they make no sense sense lorewise, humanize the eldar too much and the people that spam that shit are obnoxious cunts that insist on posting their fanwank every time eldar are discussed and spread the notion that this shit is somehow supported by the lore when nothing in the eldar lore actually validates this retarded fetish of theirs. Also, I've been on this site for 2 fucking decades and I ain't leaving. Every other site is far fucking worse than 4chan. At least here I can shittalk the people who I dislike openly without being banned.
>>735993567>Firstly, I am not noldorfag.Quote from Noldorfag
>>735980065I miss when western artists could draw an attractive woman
>>735961438
>>735993692You get this if you unlock the secret room in your quarters
>>735993597If you actually knew who noldorfag was you'd be able to differentiate his posts from other people, but as you are a braindead moron that is just repeating that term against people who even mildly criticizes the fanwank garbage your ilk is so prone to spamming it is no real wonder you can't actually recognize that poster. From what I gather, he hasn't posted even once ITT because I sure as shit don't see tons of posts with images of male elves with no text being spammed itt.
>>735969419>Samefagging accusation from a retard that doesn't want to admit he is wrongAlso, to give you credit Dark Eldari do thirst for human cock, as long as it's stretched out while it's connect to you still and made into a lovely cigar or whatever holder your penis will do to hold whatever drugs they are wanting at the moment as the rest of your body is being used as a cushion. Sorry if I am more autistic than you knowing more lore nor do I know who the fuck whoever you just said is
>>735991771I mean if you want to dominate a eldari woman go ahead and try but just know it's like beastiality to em. I don't care for others lusting over space elves but just know they see us as disgusting creatures.
>>735994092>7 hours to learn how to inspect elementKEK>Sorry if I'm too autisticApology accepted noldorfag
>>735994165>just know it's like beastiality to emSo, something that their women are tempted by
>>735990672It's fun. The combat is much easier than both Pathfinder games. It's far too easy to make a completely overpowered party composition even by accident. I play on Unfair and past a certain point, like at the start of chapter 3 I just stop using heroic actions altogether because of how broken they can be. Romances are pretty neat, there is good variety.
can you make a good sword and board damage build in this game
i wish eldargooners would just get into any other fantasy series with elves
>>735994262Not the craft world, but dark eldari yeah. However you wouldn't be fucking them, dark eldari would probably just have you fuck a lot of different things instead, either large bloated corpses of your comrades, seeing how far your skin can stretch, to then become living furniture to then be possibly used as a dildo of you're lucky or just be used as clothing, so if that's your jam go ahead. >>735994253Anon, I am too retarded to know what inspect element is and I still don't got a single idea who that is. I am what you would call a newfag to the board and I have no idea how you folks are this paranoid of others being the same. I reckon you need some time off bud
>>735994842>I only started browsing yesterdayYou will know who Noldorfag is by the end of the week, it is impossible not to if you browse any elf-adjacent threadsLurk moar
>>735994749Same. It is so fucking tiresome. Especially how upset they get when people post actual Eldar role that goes against their fucking fetish. There are plenty of franchises and settings in which human x elf relationships are stock standard shit. Why insist on pushing it in one of the few settings where the entire ethos of the setting and especially the lore of the "elves" in question is more or less set against such interspecies romance?
40K Eldars are just window dressing for the real starts of the setting that is Space Marines and everyone knows it, the last attempt at making spaces elves relevant bombed harder than Votann
>>735993308What the fuck even are the Votann? Squat aristocracy? They look lame and sanitized? I want some fucking rough and tumble space dorfs not smaller manlet marines.
>>735995204No eldar fan asked or wanted the Ynnari shit tho. It was literally something the retards at GW made up in order to remove Slaanesh from the setting before they ended up backpedaling from that. The og Yvraine model and Vizarch models were propably not even made for the Ynnari shit and were just repurposed for it as that brainfart idea emerged.What eldar players had been asking for for decades was plastic fucking aspect warriors, which we finally got over the past few years. Nobody wanted some sort of all eldar kitchen sink faction and even though the idea of some pan eldar death cult worshipping Ynnead could have had potential, GW executed that idea in such a horrid way that basically nobody who actually likes the Eldar was happy with it.
>>735995130Yeah I don't get it either
Thread is moving too fast, no one will notice that I am noldorfag
>>735995558nobody cares, your faction is irrelevant and you only exist as a supporting role to the much more interesting faction that is IoM, eldarfags gets mad about literally every new Black Library book that gets released you are worse than Black Templar fans
>>735996176Go back to spamming your garbage models on /tg/ decalfag.
sex with yremeryss
>>735995130The forbidden fruit is tastiest.
>>735994749>Pissed a space elf won't sleep with a human>Angry for years that a girl in cyber punk game is gay>Infuriated that a throw away line of text exist in a game about literal bugs implies the female MC had sex at one pointTo gooners if one detail about a chick is not exactly to their liking they will complain about it for hours in sex pest hug boxes.
>>735996639>>Infuriated that a throw away line of text exist in a game about literal bugs implies the female MC had sex at one pointthat shit was so embarassing, thanks for reminding me
>>735961438I'm not reading all that
>>735995558Is there any info on what exactly the fuck happened with the ynnari? I've never played the tabletop but I've heard it was this botch range-refresh like what happened with SM with primaris and then they were just abandoned.Has GW been open about it?
>>735996613Based Calcazar
>>735997087It wasn't even a range refresh. It was 3 models, Yvraine, the Visarch and the Ynnead avatar thing along with a rule set that allowed you to combine the forces of dark eldar and craftworlds eldar into an unified army with slightly tweaked workings from the regular eldar & deldar. It is rumored that the reason the Ynnari were made was because gw wanted to get rid of slaanesh trough their plot line but there is no concrete proof.
>>735974981QRD behind the pic?
you all need a nice HUMAN woman
>>735990625this pretty much
>>735997825The fuck are all the scars from?
>>735997825well that's never gonna happen
>>735997973Drukhari girlfriend
>>735997756Fulgrim being Fulgrim
If Owlcat gives us a fem Eldar companion in a DLC that has a normal romance and puts out will people move on from Turdliet?
>>735998407the better question is, will Rezard move on
>romance with an owlcat characterI think I'd rather fall in a vat of molten metal
>>735998407Both dlc companions are going to be human cope
>>735997756>Eldar try to forewarn Fulgrim about the impending horseshit Horusey >Do this in the most fucking retarded way only the Eldar could>didn't realize he had the snakefucker sword and freak out>primarch wanking ensues
>>735998606it's a hypothetical
>>735998646You aren't getting a female elf who gives you pussy
>>735998472Bad taste
Romance in games is women shit. You should play the sims if you like this kind of stuff.
>>735998743>How would you feel if you had breakfast with your Eldar waifu?>But I don't have an Eldar waifu
>>735999002Sims don't have personalities and stories
>>735999114Read a book or play a vn then. Plenty of romantasy out there.
Hitting goblins on the head is kids stuff. Play Dragon Quest if you want that shit.
>>735999153No. I'm gonna play crpgs, and there's nothing you can do about it
>>735999002They lack any creativity to even play sims
I WILL keep enjoying crpg romance, they WILL keep pandering to me, and retards WILL keep on seething about it
>>735961438The top quote is the dialogue if you break up with her when she and all your other gfs come to see you and demand you stop two-timing them
>>735996769Reminds me of how Koreans/Japanese get super pissed when a famous chick/weather girl gets caught in public with a guy
>>735995550Squats got un-squatted and had their lore rewritten and expanded. The classic(ish) ones still exist as a gang in Necromunda.https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Leagues_of_Votann
>>735995550They're an offshoot of humanity from way back in the Age of Technology. They've been separated from mainline humanity for so long that they've changed form somewhat, and they still use AI extensively and retain some of the ancient tech.
>>736001138>>736001257Wow, that’s really gay and lame. I mean they could have at least made their designs not look like ass. As it is they look like manlet Tau but smoother Deep Rock managed to do better with Space Dorf design than this shit. And they use AI? What do they have a fucking Man of Iron as well?
>>735998471Considering I saw he has begun making bad Argenta porn with his OC. I would think even he has realized Yrliet is a shit character.
>>735961438>tell her that i'm going to sacrifice her spirit stone to Slaanesh>kill hernothing personnel xeno scum
>>736001534Would that be heretical? I mean on one end you’re killing a xeno but on the other you are feeding chaos?
>>736001423>What do they have a fucking Man of Iron as well?Yes, they call them ironkin. They peacefully live alongside them and have the same rights and privileges as meat dwarves. This introduces a new theory regarding the cybernetic revolt, that being that the men of iron did not turn on DAoT humans because of chaos, but because they were treated like a shitty slave race. Though this was already sort of a thing since Blackstone Fortress with the introduction of UR025, the last known surviving man of iron that kills only to preserve the the facade that he is just a very advanced servitor in the service of a magos of the AdMech that doesn't actually exist.
>>736001423>What do they have a fucking Man of Iron as well?Yep. Those drones are little Men of Iron. Not as powerful though.Each space dwarf stronghold as a "spirit" within its walls that is the ancient AI. That's what the "Votann" is. The dwarves refer to themselves as "Kin"Their design is quite lame, just starcraft marines really.
>>736001665It is considered a heretical action by the game
>>736001665Yes OBVIOUSLY it's heretical holy shitHaving any kind of dealings with chaos is incredibly heretical and means instant execution.>but I killed a xenoThat's very interesting, tell it to the wall.
>>736001514end of an era, Yrlietbros, if even Rezard has given up
>>736001514He stopped that Argenta arc. He's still quite committed to Yrliet even if he cheats on her sometimes.
>>736001691>>736001701Man, I hate that. I don’t want fucking morality in killing a death bot? It’s a death bot.
>>736001665aliens and chaos are both the enemy of humanity but chaos is like a trillion times worse. Ideally you should never help aliens or chaos but there are plenty of justifiable situations were cooperating with xeno is justifiable but there is never a valid reason to ever do anything that benefits chaos.
>>736001924Damn, I guess I can’t super kill a knife ear
>>736001836Well, the leagues do strip mine entire worlds, sometimes destroying said worlds in the process, and feel no guilt over it because lol you can't use that shit as good as we can so it's ours because we want it more than you do, and the ironkin are 100 percent complicit in this. Sometimes they don't even give the victims of said looting time to evacuate before they start extraction(read deathstarring)procedures, so if you killed one you could always claim self defense.
>>736002076That's somewhat interesting. Fits with the dwarf trope.
>>736001138>1d6chanCompletely offtopic but I'm not asking /tg/, worthless boardWhat the fuck happened to 1d4chan, I remember hearing some drama about it years ago and I know they fell out of grace with /tg/ but I could never get a clear answer back when the drama was fresh
Yrliet and MarazhaiMarazhai and Yrliet
>>735969614>Ynnari autistYnnari would probably be way more likely to engage in romance with a human compared to trad craftworlder.
>>735961438My tsundere space elf cant be this cute.
>>736005504>confused space elf noises
>>735961463Kibbles is better anyway
>>735961438This writing is awful. Why do Neo-/v/ refugees from RPGcodex shill this slop so much?
>>736006463Aww. Too complicated for a simple illiterate?
>>736005617
>>736006463These particular bits are well voice acted
>>736006524It looks AI generated. Maybe it’s just down to poor machine translation.
>>736006638Russian tends to become quite verbose and indirect when translated to English. Even Russian government press releases are this way
>>7360024501d4chan had a series of extended downtimes and eventually never came back. 1d6chan is a site mirror that took its place./tg/zoomers hate everything about old /tg/ and complained about it being brought back.
>>736006638>it looks AI generatedThings illiterates say.
>>735965642>and has no vaginaAnon we know the males canonically have genitalia that are "broadly analogous" to a human penis. What do you think it's there for?
>>736006595>Alright, smart mon-keigh, let's see you take a crack at it!
>>736007462Nutting all over the girl kroot so she can absorb his genetic material through her skin
No sex and children with bolter bitchNo buy
I don't get the human on eldar comparison to human on animal. Eldar are literally just thinner humans with pointy ears, and humans can fucking TALK which animals sure as hell can't
>>736007601Argenta>Loves children>Feels adrift and directionless>Is traumatised by the loss of her own parents NOPE haha not even possible to be friends with her, she's too busy with her stupid treasure hunt
>>736007804Koko the monkey could roughly communicate about a thousand signs to her handlers sometimees in a manner aproaching sentences but she was still a fucking monkey.
>>735961463It just keeps happening.
>>736007914That still makes 0 senseIt's dogshit "lore"
>>736007914Apes are not monkeys. Cease this slander.
>>735979136Squats were retconned out of the setting almost as soon as they entered it for not being serious enough but since people still talked about them in online Warhammer communities, GW finally decided to add them back as an actual faction and made Leagues of Votann.TLDR of their lore is they were human miners who settled in the center of the galaxy during the dark age of technology and were never rediscovered by the imperium. Between the excessive cloning and the conditions of where they lived they turned Dwarf like. Squats were just Votanns who ventured into the galaxy for whatever reason.They aren't that popular and nobody talks about them because as you can imagine from nuGW they fucked it up. First a loud group of people online talking about something does not mean it will translate into a successful product if you make it. Second the lore is uninteresting and GW pretty quickly just went back to more Chaos wank, finally the initial tabletop rules for the faction were so overpowered and everybody hated playing against them they actually had to rush out new rules for them after a few weeks.
>>736007845Can bolter bitches leave their order to have a kid or settle down with a loyal servant of the Emperor?Or do they get Repentia'd/placed inside an Anchorite/Penitent Engine for getting cummed inside?
>>736007996To me it actually does: Imagine yourself surrounded by Australopithecus-like aliens spreading like mold around you in the crumbling halls of what used to be your home. Screeching in their base and vulgar tongue about their nonsensical beliefs and superstition, howling with rage and fear at the mere sight of you and your dwindling brethrens. It doesn't make it right or even make it logical for the eldars to behave like this but I can certainly see the puritanical offspring of a dead empire being resentful of humanity purely for taking over what they've lost.
>>735995558Ynnari was popular until the last book fucked everything up tho.
>>736001691>>736001836The theory that men of Iron being corrupted by Chaos was retarded anyway. It is almost 100% what happened because GW loves sucking off Chaos but it is still retarded.
>>736001534>>736001665>>736001747>>736001924All you would have to do is step on her spirit stone after killing her. Ultimately it is no different from how killing other Xenos feeds Chaos.
>>735995558>all eldar kitchen sink factionI hate it so much. I hope some day GW would rework Ynnari into it's own thing.
>>736007804It's just typical High Elf snootyness
>>736007804Yrliet was supposed to come from Alaitoc, a highly conservative and racist craftworld, which had also been bombed to shit recently due to a mixup with some space marines. Eventually the space marines realized that it wasn't the craftworld that was the source of their problems and left them in peace, but the craftworld was severely damaged. This was supposed to be the great crisis that Yrliet felt guilty for not helping with, instead of the meme techplague.But for some reason they decided to go for their OC craftworld instead.
>>736008196I recall that it's possible, just like a nun can leave an order. There are many ways to serve the Emperor and raising a family is one of them.
In the end Yrliet thinks mon-keigh are just great
>>735961463Truth. It would have maybe given her something to do after cumrag as well since she falls off the face of the fucking earth on being a character after that
>>736007845>”Rogue Trader! We must find the magical artifact hidden on some planet I forgot the name and location of!”>Can’t find any clues about said planet until the end of act 4 (said clue is literally just a rando cultist you found)>Don’t even get the artifact because telling Argenta in act 1 that she is too reckless made her unworthy >get a shitty buff instead that is completely worthless unless you respec her>despite becoming a repentia, she still wears her default armor even if you remove itHow the fuck did Owlkek botch this character so hard? Not to mention how underwhelming her “big secret” was handled
>>736009206But still not good enough to have sex though
>>736009218I told her that she's a good girl but she needs to watch her temper. Apparently this was the right thing to say because she got the special power armor that she was looking for. It had alright stats I guess.Still a botched character,
>>735961463Why do I feel like Regina, in that The Expanse game, is kind of a response to the general frustration of Argenta not being a romance candidate? That's just an intuition
>>736009280Visually she looks like her. But her description reads like a mix of Jae and Yrliet.
>>736009218Argenta should have actually been Saint Argenta. Sole survivor of an ambush, lost in the warp for a thousand years, emerges to find she's been sanctified. The cannoness of her order knows her real identity but swears her to say nothing. Argenta is left feeling unworthy compared to this false image that has been erected in her place. Travelling with the Rogue Trader gives her a chance to prove herself, and eventually to return to the site of the ambush to confront the evil that lurks there.
>>736009236I'm sure she'll explore that side of things with one of her human "brothers-in-arms" (not the rogue trader)Valerie in space
>>736009381That would have been much better but for some reason we just get a very undercooked sister. I am going to scalp whoever is responsible and turn their skull into a chalice.
>>736007914Didn't that get proven as something of a hoax?
why is it considered bestiality for them to fuck a human when humans are sentient, if dogs were sentient and bipedal i'd probably fuck them and not have any issue with it. its a dumb analogy
>>736009715It's not just sex. Yrliet acts weird about even touching a human.I mean I gave zero problem shaking hands with an ape.It must be an uncanny valley thing. Humans look like Eldar, but have a totally wrong psychic feel. Like a human touching a blank.
>>736009715Would you have sex with an Australian aboriginal or an Indian dalit? Because that's how Eldar perceive us as.
>>736009962unfortunately those are the same species as human, a more accurate thing to gross someone out would be the mass effect andromeda ugly aliens
>>736009898Would you want to touch an Indian?
>>735961438my enjoyment of rpg's does not come down to sex or romance, like so many actual, legitimate, legally considered, RETARDS.especially not in 40. volcel chads like myself rule the galaxy, not corrupted slaaneshi coomscum.
>>736010003>unfortunately those are the same species as humanYes, and I never implied otherwise, but the question is would (You) have sex with one?
>>736010030this. yrilet is instantly understandable for us non-leftoids.
>>736010069no, dogs are significantly more attractive than aboriginals
>>735961438rape all space elvessimple as
>Argenta is almost in every advertising material>her ingame content is barely existing>because owlkeks were too busy jerking off to their drukhari husbando
>>736010263at the very least we can kill him. if an rpg has a character like that or astarion and you can't kill them asap, i will uninstall.
>>735969936You're aware every codex is written as if it were in universe propaganda and always presents its own faction as the best and most powerful right?
>>735970351>quotes the eldar codex as a referenceLol, lmao. Now go read the space marine or imperial guard one
>>735999907trvth nukeeldar and sobfags remain seething
this game sucked... and so did pathfinder (which i did not bother to finish)
>>736008658No they weren't
>>736010263Cope and sneed, moids
>>736010957fujo women in japan can actually write amazing stuff without ever putting their vile fetish in it at all. in fact they can write kino straight romance. outside of japan though, you never get this. its all wish fulfilment from fat uggos.
>>736010957Why would I? I won
So what the fuck is up with this dev's romances? Why are they like that?t. never played a single one of their games
>>736011335They're paid by the Kremlin to demoralize young western men.
>>736011335its blown extremely out of proportion. peoples issue with yrilet is that she won't fuck you because you're human which is very canon, in fact it would be retarded of them to write otherwise. of course you can't fuck the sister of battle either, again, being able to do so would be retarded. none of these people have any exposure to warhammer whatsoever before playing.
>>736011407>of course you can't fuck the sister of battle either, again, being able to do so would be retarded>none of these people have any exposure to warhammer whatsoever before playing
I'd rather fuck a female Dark Eldar.Yrliet is too vanilla
>>736010945Yes they were.
>>736011407I said the dev in general, I know they also have every LI tell you about how many dicks they took
>>736011486>complains about too vanilla>female
>>736011407>of course you can't fuck the sister of battle eitherSisters get fucked all the time
>>736011407>peoples issue with yriletMy issue is that she doesn't even hold hands with you, not even right at the end when it makes sense to do so
>>736011407Yeah when I think of RPG waifus what I really want is strict realism. Romance should never cross any boundaries or break any norms in even the slightest way imaginable.Seriously though how severe is your autism diagnosis? There's no way you could function, living on your own or holding a job, right?
>>736011407There is nothing in lore that says Sisters of Battle can not have sex.GW even made a nonsensical retcon to their origins so they could write about how Goge Vandire fucked them.
>>736011753Yep. Here's one holding hands with an eldar.
>>736011407>she won't fuck you because you're human which is very canonFunny how you people have no problem with the male eldar who will fuck you.
>>736011698She holds hands telepathically, which is a big step for her. It stands to reason she'll let you telepathically squeeze her boobs later on.
>>736011817Also Laarthyr in Dark Heresy is very obviously going to pound the shit out of the female MC.He's the new husbado
>>736011828>It stands to reason she'll let you telepathically squeeze her boobs later on
>>736011817These weasel faggots don't care about lore accuracy one bit. They just want to deny the player satisfaction.
>>736011335Nothing as long as you avoid the mandatory cuck option
>>736011925I was satisfied, have you tried not being an eldarfag?
>>736012350It's not about her being an eldarIt's about her being a weird ugly girl who is standoffish and arrogant
>>736012391>It's not about her being an eldarYes it is kek most Yrlietfags only care about her because she's an eldar and they want to fuck one
>no sex with Yremeryss
Calcazar tapped that
I'd be interested in a Slaneesh demon romance. You get progressively more fucked up and at the end of it you basically get a game over
Gina mogs YrliShe still has her standards about who is allowed to touch her, of course.
I can't even play this game and post about it because everyone will shit on me for sometimes picking iconoclast options, but then you faggots complain you can't have sex with a xenos which YOUR OWN MEMES dictate you need to always kill on sight to be a based dogmachad. Fucking Hypocrites.
>>736012597I'm racist but my dick isn't
>>736012582I can't wait for Cam and Yrlikeks to finally shut the fuck up about Regina once she ends up being nothing like them
>>736012597Iconoclast is fine, mostly the choices make sense and pay off well. Sometimes there's a Dogma option that is clearly better.Playing an pragmatic centrist is perfectly valid too.
>>736012723>pay off well>when you get raped by the imperium and need s deus ex machina pet god to save you
>>736012797If you help Calcazar, which makes perfect sense, then there's absolutely no problemAlternatively if you max out Naval rep the campaign against you falls apart, because it wasn't really "the Imperium", it was just some nearby rivals.The best option for everyone is no alignment at all.
How did he know?
>>736012797Side with Based Calzone and there simply is no attack. It just doesn't happen.
>>736012906>iconokek>calcakekwe're reaching levels of kekoldry that shouldn't even be possible
>>736012723No it isn't LLOL. Iconocluck leldarfags get the cope!
>>736012942Because he's based, and he detected the note of command in your voice.Other people should have swapped bodies, that's the whole fun of these things>Yrliet <-> ArgentaArgenta freaks out when you try to hold her to calm her down, because human touch feels strange now, and Yrliet senses the Emperor's presence when she touches the Aquila which has replaced her spirit stone.>Heinrix <-> AbelardEach one gains a new respect for the other's burdens (old age, warp fuckery)>Cassia <-> IdiraThey have to work together to navigate the ship to the next system, Cassia helping Idira over the vox as Idira peers into the warp
>Constantly go on and on about mercy and wanting to make the galaxy a better place to live >Have no problem siding with the guy that was feeding humans to the deldar
>>736012723>Playing an pragmatic centrist is perfectly valid too.except not having an alignment straight up locks you out of the entire "true ending" subplot with the void dragon shard in your ship because the writers are fucking retarded
>>736012974Even if you side with him some of your party members will just fucking off the guy in the ending slideshow and you get attacked anyway
>>736013258Well, I just finished it the other month as an Iconokek + Calcazar ally, and nobody attacked me.Also, if you have 100% navy rep then you survive the attack.>>736013217Good riddance. That whole thing was tacked on.
>>736013131I dont think you HAVE to be a humanitarian moralfag to be an iconoclast, but yeah since anyone who picks it over being a based neonazi is a goy humanist libsoc cuck immigration policy cumguzzler feminist it's safe to disregard that they're typical hypocrites with none of the Favstian Overman Based Warrior Killer geist gesund vertical solidarity nation master race spiritus dominus which is necessary to be a Trve Poster instead of a filthy loldear cuckiconocuck LOLThought for the day: kill redditors.
I am THE REAVING TEMPEST INCARNATE!!!!!!!!!!!!I loved Marazhai in combat so much it's unreal. The man takes such joy in battle it's a morale booster for myself to bring him with me.
>>736013385>I dont think you HAVE to be a humanitarian moralfag to be an iconoclastYes you do, that's what 99% of the iconoclast options are about. Also read the conviction's description, it's all about being the good guy, iconoclast isn't a good name and it should have remained benevolentia
>>736013438>"YOU ARE TODAY'S SACRIFICE!"
>>736013438>USELESS plaything, broken already!I like to pair him with Argenta because I think she's a good influence on him.
Guys you can just click whichever button you like. You don't have to choose an alignment at the start and only click the matching buttons.
>>736012675>she ends up being nothing like themI hope you're right, but with Owlkeks you can't be too careful.
>Green background>Red hair in a high ponytail>Red crystal on forehead>Sour expressionYep, it's another thread with a guaranteed 500 replies
>>736013602You have to if you want the secret ending
>>736013717If you mean the Nomos ending, it's not exactly secret, it's just stupid.Anyway to get that you don't need max alignment in whatever, just 3/5. You can have 2/5 in something else.The real secret ending is joining the inquisition
I like when Kibellah has a psychotic break and becomes a based centrist for a while.
Fine, I'll romance Jimmy
Being an iconoclast is terminal brainrot. Low test eunuchs. Numales!
>>735963362It wasn't gw but I will never not be mad that I couldn't romance Ember.Camellia fags are coping cuckolds who let their partner fuck and kill men behind their back.
>>736014160Polly will also be non-romanceable
Ethics is the necessary system of societal order, lawmaking and control. The apotheosis of ethical paradigm occurs when ethics no longer requires any other consideration besides that of the instrumentation of societal control. In that sense, Dogmaticism is innately the pinnacle of all ethical thought because the proscription of correct thinking and social order become one and the same, and no considerations need to be made besides the simple and totalitarian obedience to an entirely nihilistic ideology.
They should make trazyn the party member for the trazyn DLC and add a new ending where he steals the emperor
>>736014336He can steal my heart.
>>736013652
>>736014395
>>736014336It's wild that there's a canon official novel that straight up says that Trazyn could just bring the emperor back to life restored completely with necron tech if he just got his hands on him
>>736014182I have no idea what that is.
>>736014559i dont like that so im going to pretend its an unreliable narrator
>>736014647Companion in the new owlcat expanse game. She's your "shipgirl", whatever that means.
>>736014712Yeah. That's what Trazyn thinks but he might be wrong
>>736014768I don't think I care about this at all. The artstyle is trying to be realistic and that just makes it unappealing.
>>736014989Don't be daft, Trazyn is never wrong
>>736014989In my opinion, the setting doesn't work if the Emperor isn't the most powerful being in the galaxy during his prime. The whole thesis of like...decay, living in the shadows of former greatness, all that...doesn't really apply if you start doing stuff like that.Like imagine if the eldar got a new god that was stronger than slaanesh...I mean wtf
>>736015080The eldar god of having sex with primates.
>>736015080>the setting doesn't work if the Emperor isn't the most powerful being in the galaxy during his primeHe couldn't even beat a shard of the void dragon and had to seal it in marsThe fucking rogue trader party which destroys a shard is stronger than the emperor
>>736015236Well, we have teamwork. The Emperor tried to do it all by himself.
>>736015319So 4 humans and 1 space wolf with the power of teamwork > emp > void dragon
what's wrong with owlslop fans?
>>735961438I wouldn't. I'd listen, and that's what no one did.
>>7360154674 standard humans, 1 space elf, 1 techpriest
>>736015467CorrectIf Horus had actually fought the Emperor alongside the other Traitors they would have roflstomped himInversely, if Sanguinius had Dorn and Khan with him during his fight with Horus they would have mopped the floor with him.The Emperor's greatest flaw is not recognizing the power of friendship.
>>736015319>teamworkmy RT solo'd it with a rusty power saw
>>736013717Getting 5/2/2 is piss easy in the current version of the game.Also Heinrix best girl
>>736015732but I don't want any of the retarded alignment endings so why are they locking the entire "true" ending path behind them
>>736015689I don't believe that's possible due to the cutscene auto-kill bullshit that occurs at 50% hp or whatever.
>>736015673>whaaat?! Why did Angron defect?!
>502 replies My girl hit bump limit again, like always
>>736015236We have the advantage of playing turn-based.In the Emperor's day it was RTwP, much harder.
>>736013932Malewife!
