hello my name is gta iv and welcome to gta iv
>>735962279and welcome to my bowling simulator*
NIKO MY COUSIN IS HERENIKO MY COUSIN IS HERENIKO MY COUSIN IS HERE
The last good Grand Theft Auto game.
FAHCKING TERRORISTS
Yo waddupWhat it doMY FUCKING LEEEEEGAUGH! I GOT HIT SON!I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING, JUST LET ME LIVEI HOPE your pockets deep, son!
>>735962618What?
>>735962618TIRTY SEEX FLAVORS OF TEETE
Any ither games where you olay as a dlav? Stalker is the king of course so I know about that already.
>>735962746TERRORISTS. there’s been a big scare and you can’t get across the bridges so good anymore!
Where's Barbara with beeg titties and Stephanie that sucks like a vacuum?!
>>735962279Hello gta iv you have the best driving and physics in the series
ROMAN, I SHOULDN'T HAVE READ YOUR FUCKING EMAILS AND STAY AWAY!
Fuck you I liked him
OH NO THEY DONE KILLED ANOTHER TRUTH SEEKER
SOME BOY DEY DEM PUT AN CONUH AND TING AND DEM BOY AN TING N TRYIN SELL EM TING AND TING I WAAN AND SAY EM WEN YOU SELL SOME TING AND WHYANAWANNA GIMME MY MONEY N TING? EVAH CAWNAAH-MA-CAWNUH I WAN MA MONEY N TING AN ME NO SEE DAT, SEEN SOME BOY GO DEAL WITTACASE ROPUH, SEEN??
>>735963162Me too. They did him dirty in 5. TLAD was way more enjoyable than TBoGT in my humble onion
>>735963874>TLAD was way more enjoyable than TBoGT in my humble onionThe grungy atmosphere with the film grain sold it for me
>>735962521>'Niko Mycousinishere, I've heard all about it'
fuck gta and fuck rockstar
I used to feel bad about people like dwanyne but now I want to punch them in the face
>>735965664Niko was just like: ''Be less miserable''.
>>735965808This is good advice
>>735966798Especially coming from a guy like Niko. In their friend conversation's it's revealed Dwayne had it hard, but Niko had it harder.
>>735965664I chose him and after a couple of calls I ignored him for the rest of the game
>>735967397Niko didn't have electricity until the age of fucking 12 which is really sad honestly
>>735968447Well he's thirty by the time he meets Dwayne. Least he could do is charge his phone and give Dwayne a call.
>>735963582BOMBOCLAT!
