>Don't do the umas>There are no male umas>Umas will go extinct without us>why are people so retarded?
Not. Anthro. Enough.
ban all umautist pedophiles from this board.
>>735964146There's an anon that has a melty whenever this artist is posted and I find it pretty funny(and cute)
Back to /vg/ cucks
ban all gachafags but gachapornposters can stay
>>735964146>>735964404coolfuck off to /vg/ umatard
ban umautists off the fucking board. you already have a thread too
>>735964236>>735964436>>735964467>>735964482>>735964506Janitor applications are closed! Check your emails!
Why is this faggot having such a big melty anyways? Did a horse kill his dog or what?
>>735964643generals belong on /vg/
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame wrong passives, we can blame Tazuna, we can blame RNG, we can praise Magnitude's efforts, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Skills, Aptitudes, you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Sakai and Cygames, but MASSIVE Guts trainings are desperately needed in the summer. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about our chances next DWC. Not running like this. What do you think, /v/ma? #SAKAIN or #SACKAI?>some helpful links to numb the pain:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFOg6mHtZcAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLg0saVlaYhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=forever_young_%28umamusume%29
>>735964643Holy fucking suzuCUTE
>>735964638Troon melty
>>735964751Honest question which I doubt you would be able to answer or answer seriously but might as well.Are the Crimson Desert and Mewgenics "Comfy Threads" not counted as general despite being consistently up? Same with other game threads that are consistently up with the game name as subject.
>>735964146
>>735964643hey I recognize that style, did they translate more doujins of his? they haven't translated many of them since the game launched globally and he has a doujin for literally every uma
>>735964780>no jlingznot a real /mug/post
>>735964780Imagine losing to a nerd that looks like this and needs a teddy bear for emotional support and had never raced a G1 before
I have not played since launch. Anything I should know when getting back into it? And is the kitasan card still a must have?
You're laughing? Tsuru chan is fucking DEAD and you're laughing!?
>>735965963>Anything I should know when getting back into it? The new mode is long.>And is the kitasan card still a must have?I think it's great even on JP.
>>735964643He's a furry.
>>735965963>>735966065You're looking at ~50 minutes per run if you're skipping even scenarios (real torena's don't ever do this)
>>735965206Akikawa is getting bred too
>>735965963Kitasan is still the best speed card. You missed out on a fuck ton of anni gibs, though there's still a lot of stuff up for grabs like selector tickets for cards
>>735964146>shitted artistew. give my 10 minutes back
>>735965963Still 1 more year of Kitasan, next speed meta card is SSR Tachyon in June/July
>>735964482>>735964236>>735964436>>735964467>>735964506thanks for bumping the thread!
>>735965213who's the artist?
>>735966259Troon melty
>>735966192Does END mean it becomes totally obsolete or it's still good?
>mass reply meltdownKek you'll be okay cuck, /vg/ is right around the corner
>>735966362t. roon
>>735966436Not completely obsolete, it's just that the others are just that much better, your priority should be getting the replacements.
>sees thread they don't like>enters thread they don't like>posts and bumps in thread they don't likeWhat causes this severe mental illness?
This card is unusable
i wish i could eat an horse, oh man i love horses.
>>735964146If there were male umas then that would make trainers... the biggest cucks in existence.
back to your board umautists
>>735964146I like this artist a lot.
Is it true what they say about Curren-chan?
>>735966436who knows, that guy's charts are completely schizophrenic>>735966290I'm 90% sure it's Awei
>>735966583Insecure falkek strikes again!
>>735966140>>735966065I assume that is the trackblazer mode? I will keep that in mind then since I think I remember at launch there was talk of a (then) upcoming mode that was disliked/meh.
>>735966583That she's cute and kind? yes
>>735966583Actually Curren is a better person deep down than Falco.
>>735964780>Never won a G1>First international race>Mostly did G2, G3 or ungraded races really>Easily scared and needs his teddy bear to calm him down>???>Cucked Ebayan out of Dubai cup
>>735966531Lack of threads worth posting in.
>>735966569Already here.
>it's another umazing run start that doesn't hit S turf or distance
>>735966691>huge nobody cucks favorite out of a bit achievementRice Shower you came back to us
>>735966569your insult is starting to catch on
>>735966704Why not make threads worth posting in instead of shitposting and bumping shit threads?
>>735966874>bitbig*
>>735966864>haru after one too many pickles
>>735966962>FUCK these pickles
>>735965597He had raced G1 ones before, this was his first victory.
>>735964146Why's Narita Taishin and Zenno Rob Roy never in those?Too skinny while the other is not flat enough?
>>735966994Too risky, Taishin would kick you to death like Rob Roy has a fucking claymore
>>735966994Taishin doesn’t feel like a loli she’s too Debbie downer and manlet coded
>>735966994because the artist is a fucking fraud that only ever draws one girl and puts different wigs on them
>>735967090Tamamo isn't really a loli either. It's just small umas once you include her.
>>735965963I'm pretty sure newfags just fucked for this scenario. Not even a card issue though that's part of the problem. But with the amount of clockburn in this scenario unless you have hundreds of clocks saved up you're fucked.
>>735966982Even worse, he could have had the whole "oh this guy has potential, you'll all see the moment he steps onto a G1 race he'll leave everyone behind" thing but no, Magnitude is a scaredy cat who just HAD to win on the biggest stage possible against what's considered the best horse of this eraWhat a lad, I'm a fan now
>>735967090Her whole shtick is about being too smol, it's pretty much like Mayano but instead for her it's immaturity
Any flatliners in here? https://jiggie.fun/ZKDlQC
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
>>735967163Tama is my tiny wife
>>735966994She's part of the Humidity Squad so I guess she doesn't get to hang around the other small horsestruth is people often forget Taishin exists which is a shame because design wise she's one of my favorites and I liked the little I did of her bond story
Is the schizo actually a brony that is seething because his horse show is hated by everyone and the Uma horse game is loved by everyone?
Do Umamusumes have equine vulvas?
>>735967356You got 7 whole pages of this single post in the archive
>>735967356
>>735964643sauce?
>>735967225Yeah, it's a shame. One of Super Creek events where she tries to find Taishin through a lost child announcement where she begrudgingly accepts the loli status sold her for me.
>>735966917They cannot create, they can only corrupt and destroy, it is their nature.
>>735966158Wait...
>>735967420>just straight up says her Trainer is part of the family during christmasI kinda get the appeal
>>735964146>ugly dogshit art>horse trannies love it>10/10 ai art>horse trannies hate it
>gooner OP>no game discussionA tale as old as time. I thought you neighers would have already learnt to ignore these threads and the SEAmonkeys that infest them. It's better to just let them die and wait for an actual thread to be made.
>>735967506that's my pet theory too
>thanks for the bump kind redditor>muh bump>LE BUMP TY >dae wonder dae le bump bad threaddo newfag SEAgroids not know what sage is...? oof
>>735967725She just straights up moms everyone else like Creek does. If course she's wife material.Actually is there any wife Creek or Tama material out there?
>>735967725She'd be great to hang out with outside of training and racing.
>>735964146urge for little girl scp horror escape game rising...
>>>/vg/
>>735967804You are consooming "art" directly from the teat of the talmud people
>>735968087No ear covers makes her look way softer
>>735967995you expect single digit iq tranny loving gacha brains to know what sage is?
Looks like another high quality Uma Musume general thread on the front page.
>aces for Pisces done>all careers doneNow what
>>735968132heyi hate jews more than anyone elsethis is still better any handdrawnslop
>>735968348Parents for the next CM of course!
>>735967995yeah and the thread in on page onefucking idiotthese retards are clearly not sagingyou stupid fucking idiot
>>735968359Rice you can't do that yet we're supposed to have a ceremony first
>>735965138Those threads are about games anon, not gacha trash that has its own fucking board but won't stay there
>>735968412retard
>>735968463thanks for bumping the thread once again!
>>735968496thanks for not discussing the game
I miss pre-2024 Umaposting
Thanks for all the bumps and keeping this amazing, high quality thread on the front page!
>>735968572but what about the game?
>>735968380That's more painful than building aces though, I honest to god hate parentfarming and would rather take a 3rd place in B than spend countless hours getting Guts 1* parents with 2 white skills>>735968359Ohhh nooo what a blunderGuess we gotta make a family now
>>735968605game?
>>735968461They're still a general, no? That's the main point first and nothing about a gacha.
awful thread, not marvelous at allim going back to sleep until the shitposters are gone
I tried a gigarace schedule (40 races) and I see the potential but I can't nearly get my friendships up in time for summer
Which of these do you think is best?
>>735965138There are plenty of games you could make that argument for, but are you seriously retarded enough to highlight two relatively new and popular games? And is the reasoning behind them beyond just that difficult to grasp? Are Umatards this unaware?
/v/aca is asking if we're allies
>>735968873But Toonma Troonsume is a CULTURAL PHENOMENON
>>735968625Parent farming in MANT is way easier and it's just doing a slightly worse Ace Run anyway. And you also get a shitload of sparks. This is my current parent for example. Much nicer to build parents in Mant and much better Parents too
>>735968861Third, I would say third
>>735968952Way easier (takes forever because it's MANT and you can still get fucked over by spark RNG regardless of how high your stats are)
>>735968912I play BA myself but I can't speak for the majority
>>735967995Teiobros do not sage!
>>735968861I'd go with 3rd but you can always test them out in practice races yourselfThat's what I did when picking a Curren for that one Sprint CM
what skills should i buy to make kita's junior year easier?i usually go for TTL right away and then Leader's Pride if I don't have anything good just yet
Would you ever try mile championship with sub 500 speed on a B mile backliner?
>>735968912hmmnyo
>>735969280Way longer yeah, but you're also getting way better odds of a good Parent and way better Parents.These were both Ace runs that gave me better Parents than most URA Parent runs.I think I got more good Parents in a few weeks of MANT than in all of Aoharu and URA
>>735968912Fuck no, solely because of how little you guys actually talk about your game. Dumping your porn folder isn't considered high-quality posting.
>>735969596yes just make sure you buy your relevant accel skills early even if it's not cost efficient
>>735969596What are the skillsBecause I went into races with god stats and lost to Oguri Cap 4 times in a row when she had half the stats across the board and Rising Dragon
i used to play BA frequently but I really don't like the fanbase. one of the worst fanbases i've seen.
>>735969867What's the matter, don't like every second response being a recycled "UOOH"?
>>735969745She hit nimble navigator and ult still lost by 3 lengths against Suzuka. It didn't even look possible.
>>735964751Do you sperg out in the countless Pokémon threads too despite there being a Pokémon board?
>>735969990It doesn't look possible without Suzuka late starting and dying. Taiki probably also has to have a bad run to make it possible. Rip fast learner long S.
>>735969867>BA fans in general>uohspamming>Umafans in general>yurifags, prudes, hypocrites and pic related (official discord btw)No such thing as a good fanbase
>>735964780So this race can be in her story or it's to late?
>>735968983>>735969449Thanks, I'll test out numbers 1 and 3. Not sure why I posted 2 honestly, she's clearly worse. I just really like Uma Stan and the higher wit in 1, I'll test them against some pirated umas tomorrow.>>735969461TtL is usually enough for me. Speed sparks are an option if you don't want to spend SP early, but on a 20% growth uma that's likely to be wasted stats so I don't recommend it.>>735970206>shitcord is cucked garbageColour me shocked.
>>735967915Just post a room or discuss something game related yourself
>>735970254I'd rather play Magnitude's story honestlyThe choke of one is the triumph of another
>>735964146>>There are no male umasis this true? I don't know the uma deep lore
I'm trying to figure out if there's any reason I shouldn't go for the All Comers instead. Does anyone have a link to that tool that lets you change the race schedule and see the epithets you'll get?
>>735970032Nta but yes there’s absolutely a retard that spams in every Pokemon thread
>>735967915Not gonna be much. Still another day till CM starts and most us already got our Aces.
>>735970206your unironic use of yurifags immediately tells me i shouldn't take you seriously. do drawings really mind break you that much?
>>735970313There are many non japanase horses I would love to have in game
>>735964146why post a resized piece of art you stupid thirdie shitskin
>>735970363It's true, umas are either:>born to a random human couple>uma mother x human father
>yet another Troonma Troonsume generalclean it up janny
>>735970549>acting casual about a nip slipI'm sold on Gentildonna now.
>>735964146They're mostly stallions resurrected into female bodies. There is no direct indication they don't have male genitals, but their inherent ability for yuri reproduction would imply hermaphroditism.
>>735970592WAIT YOU CAN RANDOMLY HAVE A HORSE CHILD?
>>735970750having a child is basically gacha after all
>>735970464You're fully aware the reverse is also true, right
>>735964146Why is this artist unironically doing blackedshit and ntr now? Do all artists get this degenerate in a matter of time where they could only get off to the idea of niggers fucking white girls?
>>735970874if you mean the "they're just drawings" argument for lolicons then yes I'm fully aware.
>>735970750Yes, and since the child's name is passed down through divine inspiration, you can easily go from expecting to have a normal child to suddenly being the proud parent of a horse girl named Kidslookintouchable.
>hear this is hardcore yurishit>interactions between the girls are that of siblings, friends and parents>it's apparent that umas go for menFucking localizer pieces of shit.
>>735970367https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/585704?
>>735970951Coomer artist gets more perverted over time. Makes sense to me.
>>735970750The history of that world has so much uma rape(umas raping humans mind you) that you and your human wife are bound to have sleeping uma genes somewhere
>>735971003>since the child's name is passed down through divine inspirationexplain. does the holy ghost just randomly seize people and they name their kids SUPERCHARGE or whatever?>>735971038EXPLAIN FURTHER
>>735970984Hence me listing off "yurifags, prudes and hypocrites" because there's quite a big intersection between thoseAnd do see how I said "in general" which means the reach goes beyond only 4chan
>>735967571No. Human legs being so close together would cause terrible chafing with equine equipment. Especially so when they run so much.The better question is whether they still have the same level of direct control over their vaginal muscles.
>>735970750I paired my horse with a drunken man and out came a bipedal horse that outright said no at the start line and refused to run. I crossed it with another horse, out came a tiny horse. I then bred this one with a cow carcass thing and out came a giant strand of just DNA, which won me a race because a black piece from it reached the finish line after it exploded and its pieces flew away omnidirectionally.
>>735971075Umas can give birth to human males too. It's pretty straightforward.
>>735971075>explain. does the holy ghost just randomly seize people and they name their kids SUPERCHARGE or whatever?Basically, just substitute the Three Goddesses for the holy ghost.
>>735971117i see i've misinterpreted your original post then. very sorry about that anon.
>>735970951I think more indians like that shit only thing that makes sense to me
>>735970367https://race.daftuyda.moe/iirc something to do with how st. lite is only available in classic but i usually just pick the one that has a rival
>>735971075>EXPLAIN FURTHERThere are no horses, only umamusume in this world, but history is still mostly the same with depictions of cavalry being replaced with umas . Most people interpret this as meaning that Genghis Khan's horde was actually a giant warband of umas going around pillaging and raping
>>735971075They don't talk about Genghis Umakahn enough in school I tell you wotIt's pure speculation but some characters do say that history between humans and umas has been rocky in the past, considering they are absolutely physically superior to any human, it's easy to assume things about how Uma Mongols or Uma Vikings could have gone. However the setting is too happy and wholesome so Cygays are never ever going to disclose the /his/ part of the Uma universe
>>735971194It's fine, I'm just tired of dealing with fanbase wars and fandoms in general when I just want to discuss videogames or anime or any hobby that isn't craftworks
>>735969461I just use Fuku to get her base stats up high, get Mile A, do aggressive trainings with a megaphone early and it's not so bad. Also consider switching to pace for Niigata.
>>735971323In the autumn festival event Rudolf does say that Umas are associated with archery, or something along those lines, so you know
>>735971323I still fully believe umaverse Napoleon cheated on his wife with Marengo the moment he got the news
>>735971416just skip niigata and save yourself those early clocks, +5 to 2 random stats for the junior ephitet is not worth it
>>735964146Umas can reproduce with each other via horse pharamones or something
>>735971214i'm still not convinced it's an Indian thing. Using Twitter's "Based in ..." thing isn't that great of a metric as third worlders are incredibly easy and cheap to pay off for slop churning accounts. it happens for many things outside of cuckshit. plus there's that "goon stare" meme that didn't have a single brownie present.
Curren should have killed every Teioposter during her reign
Are you guys ready for this CM?What result do you think is realistic for you?
do i pop the good luck charm and take this or run Osaka Hai
>>735971601My horses are fine but none of them have Long SI'd say 50/50. I've won CMs with worse horses comparatively speaking
>>735971526So Niigata Kinen x2 only gives you that junior epithet and nothing else?Fuck why the hell have I wasted any time doing it then, a rival race would have been better
>>735971628Always take the G1s
>>735971628Osaka Hai is involved in several ephitets. I'd run
>>735971628If you don't have speed ankles and megaphone as well, Osaka Hai comes firstIt needs to be both for it to be remotely worth it
>>735964643Blizzard fag that hates jap media
>>735971705And I mean the 60% megaphone, not the 40% one
>>735971601B finale, as always, I think I did a decent enough job, but since two out of three umas in my line up, pic related, are...not in a good position this CM, its probably not gonna go well and I don't trust Taishin to carry them both into A finale, nothing against her, mind, but I feel a bit bitter towards her for eating so many of my clocks
>mlb kita barely borrowed>luckshit a copy of creek to finally mlb her from the random ssr voucher>swap mlb kita to mlb creek>the friend spice starts to flow againfeels good
>>735971601I have aces, but I think I can do better, so I'll be trying until the start of the first day making aces.I think I have a real chance at Plat.
>>735964146Why are they all nishino flowers?
>>735971601B finals, maybe a 1st place tho
Which Oguri do I take?
>>735971601No, I'm gonna use my TT umas and pray to her
>>735971852I'd go for the Long S + 1200 Power one. A bit less consistent due to witlet but when she works she will destroy the room
>another day of fruitless toil in the longslop minesI don't feel so good...Going to phone it in I think
>>735971601i finally found a kita setup that works consistently well stat-wise so I'm hoping I can get an ace soon. Currently looking like my first time in B since CM2.I haven't gotten started on Tamamo, and I'm not expecting my Tachyon to get many wins since I hear paces are dead
>>735971852second one.
Seven and I keep trying to make an actual Ace.
>>735971934What does it mean to "phone it in"?
>>735971978Take a break
>>735971628Osaka Hai is only worth 2 random stats getting +10. If you don't need the SP/money/hint, etc. you can consider skipping it.
>>735972020Take your TT umas and throw them in.
https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s?list=RDWdbRb2ksX7sGood Heavens, would you look at the time
>>735971656niigata Jr in junior contributes to Junior Jewel and you complete Tohoku Top Dog with classic niigata in early september, in my opinion is not worth the clocks, it's better to focus on early speed to through Sapporo jr>Saudi Arabia>Kyoto jr>Futurity Stakes>Hopeless stakes, sometimes i even skip Sapporo or Saudi if the training is good enough
>>735971601My aces have everything I want. Two gold heals, 80%+ spurt rate with bad mood, long S, Groundwork, enough mid-race skills...But they’re all S+, and that bothers me. They can beat rooms full of SS and SS+ umas, but still. I feel embarrassed about it, so I haven’t been joining any rooms.At the same time, I really don’t feel like remaking them. Training longslop aces sucks.
>>735971978By this 1 you'll try anyways.
>>735964780Forever FRAUD would never beat him
>>735972151I KNEEL
>>735968861are these the sort of umas i should expect in CM? Looks like it's gonna be easier than expected.
Aries is going to be a 3 fronts cup, right? I'm not missing anything?
>>735972293Who the fuck did you hear that from?
So how do I play MANT?
>>735972293Spectate a public room and see the xoguris fly on the last corner
>>735972287Cafe has no Mile aptitude so her stats are going to be lower on average.
>>735964146Where are their boobs?
>>735971601I'm gearing up for my 11th B finals.
>>735964146What's up with the weird empty-ish eyes?
Never gamble.
>>735972321>>735972340Are we going to get even a single good CM during this scenario?
>images that are no longer relevant
>>735965206>>735966158I think Director-chang is cute! No need to cosplay as an uma, either. She's perfect as she is!
>>735972581
>>735972535Then why would you be in an Uma Musume thread?
>>735972561Mile looks fun
>>735972535You fell hook, line and sinker into the Uma -> IRL horse gambling pipeline
Agnes Flight when? I need to see the eccentric older sister of Tachyon.
>>735972535>didn't trust his own homecountry horseDeserved honestly
>>735972561WitGOD said Taurus is balanced for everyone, and XOguri is bad in Gemini unless you make a front meme build
>>735972585>cosplay as an umahaha yeah... about that...
>>735972692bro that's a cancer cup rerun
>>735972918did i stutter?
>Reading untranslated uma fics while working on stuff for work tomorrowIm deep in the fucking trenches goddamn
>>735973091Reading how?
When do we get more clocks? They'll give us a few hundred clocks right?
>>735971601I won 8 plats, this is the first time I expect to be sent to group B hell. I just didn't take this longslop seriously at all.
DEFEATS AND SETBACKSLOSS AND GRIEFISOLATION AND TURMOILNIHILISM AND RUINI'LL TEACH YOU MISTAH ANON...HOW SOFT YOU ARE...AND THE STRONG HEART YOU NEED TO WIN!
>>735973018Getting lucky with the matchmaking is going to be much less likely at this point in the game.
>>735966994Uma doesnt actually have any lolis other than nishino flower and biko tbf
>>735973148It's your fault you didn't hoard enough clocks. Everyone told you to since the game came out
>>735973129>Go on pixiv >go to novels>copy paste my favorite umas japanese name (for example, Currently reading dober fics after pasting "メジãƒãƒ‰ãƒ¼ãƒ™ãƒ«")>Copy paste entire work into an AI for translation>Double check with DeepL to make sure there were no hallucinations.It's been absolutely fantastic
>>735973278We need 1800 clocks if we use our borrows during MANT, no one had that many
I'm down to 390 clocks
is a kit with 600 - 800 wit okay?I found a deck where i can get 1200 spd, 1000 - 1100 sta, and 800 - 1000 power very consistently, but i only have the tachyon sr in my deck.
>>735973148Clock stimulus soon kingbro
>>735973278>>735973148NTA but trainers will revolt once clocks run out. This includes new players.
>>735973148i know they drop 300 clocks to us for free at some point
I can't believe that deck worked. I'm never doubting you again, Seriru.
i have burned through like 400 clocks already
>>735972581dozo
>>735973450If you got two golds yeah, you'll be fine.
>>735973496kek
>Everyone talks about how they are almost out of clocks>Meanwhile I do like two runs a day and still have 650+ clocksMan it feels good to be a casulas
>>735971601I skipped this CM and I'm skipping every CM while MANT is the best scenario to do aces.in the meantime I will just buy a $70 carat pack per CM and call it a day.
>>735973472Clock stimulus is like halfway through MANT
But Umas are not born from human-Uma marriages, they are randomly reincarnated legendary horses. Right?
>>735969701Posting spreadsheets is not talking about the game either.
Best roll!
>>735973572Sounds like a perfect time to flatline until then! Seeya boys!
>>735964146They look like they need headpats and to be tucked in
>>735973559>I will just buy a $70 carat pack per CM
>>735965963Its still a good time, kitasan is still strong. Deck metas haven't really changed a lot desu
>>735966628Trackblazer has been received a lot better than expected desu. The only complaint id considered universal is it takes fucking forever to do a run.
>>735973496saved
>>735973521>4 away from maxxing speedis there any worse feeling
>>735973728I think we just had the benefit of foresight and expectations were rockbottom
>>735971601Im hopeful. But we'll see. I won both longs so im okay if I lose this one.
I finally got my ticket. Any idea what to spend it on? I’ve been looking at my screen for half an hour, please help.
>>735973578There are far too many umas present at Tracen Academy, let alone the world, for all of them to be legendary. Not even all of the playable trainees are legendary and there are multiple straight up OCs.
>>735973728I'll take the 50 minute careers when it means that every ace is a potential parent, it's easier to control your rng, it's easier to salvage bad runs and not fuck up good ones
>>735973662yes a whole $70 carat pack
>>735972336Have you read the guides or watched the videos yet anon? Theres a lot of info to get through for good MANT runs.
I think it would be really funny if the mongols were piggyback archers in the umaverse
>>735973845save it.
>>735972817poppycock
>>735973845Start working on your creek or your fine motion, your choice really.
>>735973148Bro? You still have over 1k clocks, right? Why would you need more?
>>735973863What are you rolling with that? Its important for my opinion of you in the future
>>735964146i love my wife top cunny
>>735964146Those are children...
>>735973989Im at 500...
>>735973728Your only choices are play the newest scenario or quit the game, and complaining isn't going to make the next one release sooner.
>>735973989Did you just give up any run pre-mant that needed clocks or what?
>>735964146Uoh
>>735973774>mexican uma immediately thinks of dragon ballpoetry
>>735973895Thats the funniest option, but the canon answer is horseback warriors (samurai, Mongols, whatever) are just umas. Im unsure if the saddle was even invented
>>735974142She's from Kentucky.
>>735974095Oh I know, I actually love most things about MANT, but I rarely complete my 5 borrows now because im a wagie with too many responsibilities.
>>735974185spiritualy latinx
>>735973895Like this?
>>735964146They're isekai'd horses.If they actually reproduced it'd break the system.
>>735973934Cock, indeed
>>735974001I'm glad you ask, my list includesAir ShakurMr CBNakayama FestaNarita Brian BlazeSymboli Kris SSirius Symboli
>>735974208I hate it but I'm still playing because I know the game is going to get good again in a few months.
>>735964146Umas impregnate each other with their futa horse cocks.
>>735964404It looks AI-generated.
>>735974264kind of, yeahrealistically the mounted knights and horse archers would have just been umas but a piggyback joust would have been the funniest shit to watch back in ye olden days
>>735974294>only 1 mant umaPretty good actually, since there are no must pulls.
>>735974305Is Grand Live going to be extra fun or what?
>>735974338I thought that artist was AI sloppa too though but apparently he isn't. I really dont like that ultra shiny filter they use
>>735974317Hello my name is Futahorse Cocks.
>>735974387GL saved the game.
>>735974513Why does she drink so much?
>>735974273Akikawa's final date in her JP support actually is vaguely romantic, more than most friend dates
>>735974552Its rough after your racing career
>>735974513>GL
>>735974552If you were an athlete that could never make it and ended up being working some shitty event manager youd be an alcoholic too.
>>735974606If you don't marry your trainee then she takes you instead
>>735973018the game would be better with panty shots.
>Kita and Dia take you on a three way new years date in both of their careers cute...
>>735974513Fun fact, light hello was based on Moonlight Rose, a complete jobber horse that never won
>>735974635jej
>finally hear some of Sugar Light's dialogueFor some reason I thought she'd sound younger. That's a grown ass woman in a wheelchair.
>>735974715I hope you have enough stamina for the threesomeShould have been training your own stamina instead of their's
TT division 6 cutoff is at 695kim safe right?
>>735974715Unfortunate that I can't afford to roll for Dia if I am to follow my plan, but at least I got spooked by Kita and her career was better than anons told me, except for that one anon who argued in her defense
>>735974387According to JPbros, grand live generally was a massive success compared to MANT. No more hour long careers, good qol updates, good story, fun gameplay, lots of good umas and supports to roll for etc. It was a really good point in the games life
>>735974753So Haru is gonna become a drunkard too?
>>735974803One harikitte ikou is all I need to keep going
>>735974830I still cannot understand anyone who says the Kitasan career is goodI've never seen an underdog story have said underdog not feel like an underdog at all since the sequel trilogy, I was legitimately disappointed with it
I kinda want bright, any brightbros ITT? Is she any good as a character or does she have a good story?
>>735974662Did you fill your trophy room yet?
Didn't know Golshi had it in her, uma who won isnFesta btw, probably, she was in the flashback but never named ao I can't aay for sure
>>735974830Kitasans career is odd, its bland, but i love her characterization. The knockoff dura is weird as hell, but some of the events are great. Its all over the place
>>735974806It's going to be 700-705k by the time of tallying.
>>735974886Haru doesn't know what alcohol is.
>>735975017Yes, now I need something else to fill
>>735975156haha...
>>735974969Well it wasn't THE best or among the top ones, but it was a fun ride and while its nothing special by itself, but her supporting cast did a good bit of heavy lifting and Kitas character itself, while on the bland side, is cute and charmingTemu Dura was weird as hell though
Threesome with Belno Light and Light Hello.
Good excuse to post this cute pic.
hello /v/mais it true that we're allies with /v/aca
>>735974984She's retarded in an endearing way (like Haru). Now she's not stupid, she just slow. Her Unique gives funny stamina-reliant shenanigans.I wish there were more Bright pictures.
Which of these careers would be good to do for fun (in URA, i want a break from mant aces)? I also havent read kitasans or seiuns careers so you can count them too.
>>735974662dont tell my trainee.. but damn she's hot
>>735964643he's a shartroonhis pecan sized amygdala can't handle the cuteness aggression caused by Umas
>>735975326I'm not gonna lie and say I know much about blue archive, but yes. We are allies, we've been since release.
>>735975367>SKIP>SKIP>SKIP>SKIPSeems fine to me
>>735975281The supporting cast just made me question why does Kitasan even need a Trainer because everyone else took the jobThe trainer does literally nothing the whole time
>>735975367Gold City
>>735975356Time to pick up the pen /howa/bro.
>>735975523Why not commission artists instead?
>>735975326GaCHAD unity /v/acabro.
>>735975427>>735975326friends!!
>>735966582>started drawing blacked porn just to piss off obsessed chudshe's cool
>>735975326I HATE them because their thread never gets deleted
>>735975557Thats good too, but remember to share.
>>735975367Take your dog for a walk and report back, I haven't seen much talk about her career.
>>735975502To train? They gave her advice that really only a fellow uma could give and Dia was just there being her best friend, which was sweetI found it funny how Kita lamented that she didn't have a role model of her own like Teio did with Rudolf and then Bakushin just showed up out of nowhere
>>735975667I remember that people were BITCHING about maruzensky in the japan cup, if you beat her you get head on. And that was an S uma iirc.
>>735975502And then the story becomes even worse if you make the mistake of actually going for the triple crown and winning it all, because they acknowledge the feat (Teio even says Kitasan did what she couldn't) but somehow the general audience isn't interested in Kitasan despite every single story featuring the Triple Crown making it out to be the biggest deal ever, and the reason they give is that "her running isn't inspiring enough", until the first race of her senior year where they do a complete 180 when nothing changed
>>735975326I used to play BA very regularly, I have no issues with them and they don't come shitpost here.
>>735975667I really, really loved the christmas event.
Goldship is hot and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>735975828I don't think anyone denies that she's hot. She objectively is.
>>735975294Threesome with the greys
>>735975676>To trainSo no different from a schedule book, reallyThere are several careers where the Trainer actually does his job and feels integral to the progression, and Kitasan is the exact opposite If you remove every Trainer dialogue from Kitasan's career, literally nothing changes
>>735975876
>>735975876There are plenty to choose from
>>735975942Seiun is a grey?
>>735975985Seiun is a gay
>>735975985Yeppers
>>735975939They're so cute together
>>735976009@UMAGROK IS THIS REAL
STOP GIVING ME GOOD ITEMS DURING JUNIOR YEAR. I SHOULD BE FRIENDSHIP TRAINING NOT RACING. AIEEE
>>735975942The cinderella variety
I wont run in this CM, i dont have timeeven if i want to finish this WIP. NSFW https://files.catbox.moe/xd84px.PNG
>>735975942https://youtu.be/eO9OEKsXQ5I
>>735976070NICE! Also yeah, dont worry about this CM. A lot of people dont care about longsloppa
>>735976012She's a dapple grey!
>>735976070d-dekai...
>>735976070i don't have enough meat for that.
>>735976070Based Drawgod.
>>735976070HUGE
Which uma has your favorite pre-race animation
>>735976070Nice, it was kinda disappointing that this offer didn't show up in Brians career, then again she IS a brat so probably wouldn't want to share
>>735976070HONKA BADONKAS
>>735976201Forever Young
>>735976070NICE!!!
>>735976070BIG
>>735975326At the very least, we are not enemies.
>>735976201That JP newma who jumps and spins in the air
So how do I get the Best Junior Year bonus for Trackblazer? Do I need to win at least 4 races or something?
>>735976276Rice VILLAIN only has enemies.
>>735964146nice reddit filename umautist
>>735976323But I love her
>>735976201Falco, there's something incredibly cool to me that her animation is so cutesy and then she dusts the entire lobby. She's won me three plats.
>>735976304That sounds like something gran alegria would do, is it her?
>>735976201Maru giving you a flying kiss.
>>735976323FalseEveryone loves laisuShe's best friends with everyone's favorite daughter and even her rival (Bourbon) likes her a lot
>>735976552>Everyone loves laisuI don't, bitch stole one of my plats.
>>735976070>ShimaidonBASED BASED BASED
>>735976323If she is a VILLAIN, how come her roomate is the HERO?
>>735976580What I'm hearing is>Rice won and was a hero
Rice is a FAURKING HERO on this board, end of story!
>>735971241>>735971323Pls say that the Japanese fans also think about this
why is mejiro bright so round?
>>735976318Are you talking about the unique leveling stuff? You need to have friendship with the director above 15 I think.
>>735976673why aren't you?
umas can be born to normal human parents.
>>735976668Im pretty sure its semi-canon lol
>>735976496I think so? It just looked so fucking silly, I love it
How the fuck do you get the dirt thing for the event?
>>735976673WE CAN GO ROUNDER.
>>735976772Pop it
>Open game>Connection failed please retry later>Check steam, fine and logged>Check internet connection: fineStill can't enter the game wtf is happening? I hit retry a million times and even switch off vpn and still can't get in.
Is triple front a thing?
>>735976752Do a throwaway career where you run mainly dirt, there's an epithet you gotta get thats easy to miss, im pretty sure the schedule is somewhere in uma.guide
>>735976752Do a single urara career
>>735976924Maybe with some builds but they'll tend to cuck each other out of skill procs that require being in front
>>735976924Triple front has ALWAYS been a thing, its incredibly strong.
>>735976924very much so
EVERYBODY! U! U! U! U! U! U! U!
>>735976941>>735976978I've done a haru and falcon run and still don't have it
Can I run more than 3 umas? (example: If I run 9 umas on a CM race then I can't lose) has anyone find a glitch or exploit for this. please share
>>735977024Make two alts and pray to shiraoki-sama that you match against yourself.
How much are you first rates are gluing runs ? I have 4 plats and it still feels like there's a 65 chance a run is glue before even the first inspiration. Which doesn't bode well when I have 4 borrows to get my B rate Bourbon into an A rate Bourbon>mile S instead of Long S againFuck you
>>735977019You need to win the unicorn stakes, leopard stakes and the japan dirt derby. You skip or fail one you lose the epithet
>>735977094I've given up maybe 4 out of my 50 or so TB runs mostly on kita
>>735977094Maybe one or two runs a day. Danchou wants me to finish the runs out instead for the quota.
>>735977000Well, I'm going to train v. bourbon as my third ace because of you. If I lose this CM, it's going to be your fault.
>>735977192Brutal....
>>735977226What do your other two fronts look like?
>>735964146Iirc, Umas can literally be born from two human parents. Maybe there is something supernatural to their existence
>>735976673Mejiros are known for their roundness
>>735977094I've mostly given up on runs where I lose the junior year G1s despite using 1-2 clocks
>>735977226Tbf, you should've been training her anyway. She's the best uma in this track, its not even that close
>>735977343Only mcfat is known to be obese, other mejiros are not gluttonous beasts
>>735977313>Maybe there is something supernatural to their existenceThey hate the soul of racehorses, its like isekai
>>735977506>hateHave, don't know how I failed such a simple witcheck.
>>735977265
>>735977313We really shouldn't have to teach anons how genes works here.
>testing in pubs>someone running end closer ace with two debuffers>one of the debuffers is a runaway suzuka>my kitasan wins by distanceI was real worried that the Suzuka would block her ult there for a sec...
>>735977568looking good
>>735977568Youll be fine, fair warning. Dodging Danger without prudent positioning can brick your uma so be careful next time.
>>735975326I respect their ritualposters
>>735977626>I was real worried that the Suzuka would block her ult there for a sec...Kitasan's unique works as second too. Suzuka does nothing except boost front runners
>>735977313It's just recessive genes, umas can birth human males just fine and he can carry the uma gene over>>735977506What about all the uma who are not named after IRL racehorses
>>735977607Why would the average /v/ user need to know about sexual reproduction?
>>735977703Eishin didn't just say that thoughShe actually went and did it, the madwoman
>>735977732They're still based on racehorses though.
>>735977798What about all the uma who aren't racers though
>>735977727We should all thank the gaslight youtubers for team comps involving onige without fronts aces
>>735964146>Do a race>no new items in shop>repeat two more times>finally a shop refresh>+3 guts note and the +8 max stamina drinkHow often do you guys get new items after racing? Feels like there's only a 30% chance for new items to appear after a race.
Since I'm struggling to get a team of umas reaching their fullest potential, then that means 80% of the player base is as well and things will be just fine and I will reach A finals with a 60% winrate.
>>735977313If every uma-born female is also an uma 100% of the time and every human-born female has a chance to become an uma, then over time human women would cease to exist. It's simple math really.
>>735977851You're being too fucking autistic about this. No every Uma races. Some have normal jobs or are athletes in other fields. If you play the game and actually read events you'd know this.
>>735977884It's hit or miss but you'll usually get at least 2 restocks between each store refresh.
>>735977851That still applies, people like belno are based on race horses.
>>735977919That's exactly my point thoughHow can it be an isekai for racehorses if not every Uma is named after a racehorse
Why is AO3 infested with yuri,sometimes I want some hetslop too its so annoying
>>735978005There are way more fucking race horses than the ones that make it bug. Calm down.
>>735965991The way she died was pretty funny so...
>>735965991Wait what? Tsuru is dead?
The sex symbols of the Uma world
>>7359770942/3 right now, but i am fishing for a run that is very very unlikely to actually happen
The casual outfit update can't come soon enough
Have any of ai-chan's children started racing yet?
>>735964146If I was Maya's trainer, I wouldn't be able to resist her advances.
>>735978372the one featured in the last pakalive, forgot his name, and Promesa al Mundo who got injured but is coming back soonish are the ones i know of
>>735978394Stop it, Falco... Why are you smiling at me like that?
>>735965991It's not nice to make people furiously google something anon.
You DO have a ug, right /v/ma?
>>735978446Les yeux noire?
>>735978442Bad trainer spotted
>>735978482Yeah, but it's gutsmaxxed so I'm not sure if that counts.
Man, every member of the Stay Golf family has a pretty much 10/10 singing voice. It just isn't fair
WHERE IS HER, and her friend's, FUCKING WEDDING ALT?!
>>735978482I haven't managed an S+, and only got one S.
>>735978005>isekai for racehorsesNot only race horses, every horse's soul reborns in the umaverse
>>735978482Give me a break, I just learned how to pull off an SS consistently.
>>735978620They all have two alts already, anon, its over, sorry
>>735978482I just made my first SS
Reminder that if you're not a childhood friend of an uma, or a trainer, you will never get a uma wife. They will marry those rich men found in every race press conference or those victory parties at the end of those races.
>>735978484I fucking HATE that the name is not grammatically correct.
>>735978123>american race>all jockeys are latinx
>>735978482Everyone has a UG by now
>>735978743They're small and lean fellers, ideal for jockeying.
>>735978690Not me, I'm built different, like Vodkas dad, I will simply walk to an uma I fancy and promise her the world
>>735978506>Maya with a positive pregnancy testMy cock went doki-doki
>>735978743To be fair, you need to be on the shorter side to be a jockey. Latinos are like what. 5'6 on average?
>>735978743When was the last time you saw an American that actually meets the height/weight requirement to be a jockey?
>>735978665BNW will be the first group to get 3 alts, obviously. Not soon though
>>735978484i think so, checked anyways>2022 Aaron's Rod, 2 Wins /7 Starts one of them was the third maiden race>2023 Promesa al Mundo 1 start/1win got injured, coming back soon>2024 Les Yeux Noire no races yet>2025 unnamed
>>735978123>>735978743>represent america>meanwhile, in uma land>zero latino uma>zebras, zebras everywhere
>>735978743I went to burgerland once. The average person was probably heavier than some horses.
>>735978853How many Latinos do you see on american sport leagues? Not a lot
>>735978646That I can believe
>>735978840Jobber bloodline...
>>735978912Doesn't change how zebra aren't popular with horse racing compare to burras, but yet, Cygame california disregard that and just ignore the burras in favor of zebras. Very disrespectful if you ask me.
>>735975017Main reason why I play that shit scenario
>>735978853>>735979043This made the /vg/ botdev ACK hmiself btw
I am really fucking feeling Narita Top Road's 15 starting friendship and 35% specialty priority. I have half a mind to switch to Biko because at least she gives a lot of energy.
>>735978840So how many more gens of glass cannons until horse owners realize that good racehorse does not directly correlate to good racehorse parent
>>735979043>>735978853Are you just like in every uma threads just waiting for any possible opportunity to post about this or something?
>>735979043But anon, we've plenty of Burras
>>735978482I'm not really interested in tryharding but I do hope that my first SS will be with my oshi
>>735978679You can't keep posting Spe eating! It's not healthy!
>>735979135>inbred glass cannonsForgot to add this little detail
>>735964146They will reproduce with their giant futa cock
>>735979013too early to tell, i hope atleast a few of them make it, would be funny to see Ai get her own squad of kids like special week
>>735970206wtf lol, is Mayo not a literal bride, as in your wife or what? She is also very open about liker Torena, also what the fuck is even underaged for horses?
>>735979151You know that I mean.>>735979148No and stop being a schizo, faggot.
>>735979297>has nigmas on deck ready to post the second the conversation could be veered in that direction>I'm the schizo though
>bump limitWOOOOOO
>Of all the uma threads over the past week or two, this is the one that makes it to bump limit natruallyHuh
>>735979280The mods of the official dykecord are powertripping faggots that don't play the game. Some notable incidents other than this is banning MANT discussion,banning people for posting "porn" (Maruzensky's card), banning people for saying the word glue, etc.
>>735979427
>>735979280Your being very problematic right now...!
-10 points to suzuka
>>735979448makes you think doesn't it?
>>735979427>Gluezuka
>>735979448Jannies have on more than one occasion completely ignored both coombait and /pol/bait OPs
>>735979280The real tell is that we don't actually have any of the horses' ages and people start moral grandstanding on vibes, let's call it vibestanding, and forget Vodka literally has a bike and Maruzensky lives by herself and has a driver's license, among other examplesAll in all, it's just people being prudes and hypocritical because on the same hand they see no issue with shipping these "underaged" characters
>bump limitWE ARE SO BACK BWOS
>bump limitChuck Norris statusTomorrow evening maybe (28 hours from this post?)Need more info if anything was finalized if /v/manon is still around
>>735979448>talk about the game>deleted>goon about the game>allowed
>>735979171Its cool, she can make up for the calories for exercise! I should really find a website that compresses gifs well, why are they all so fat?
Im at 15 legends races right now. Can I complete the 21 missions?
>>735979448Not to defend faggot jannies, but over the last two weeks we usually have at least one bump limit thread a day, two days ago we had two. And then the day before we had three i think.It just depends on whos on shift
>bump limit
Do you think AI would be a homewrecker?
>>735979531>prudesI don't think they are as much as prudes as anti-hetero/anti-trainer/player. Always the case with these creatures.
>>735979448Do you really wanna talk about last thread
>>735979596Guy who organized it complained to mods and got banned until april first for it, so someone in der/v/ will have to post in his stead
>>735979596>Tomorrow evening maybe (28 hours from this post?)What the fuck? I thought it was further away so I was putting off my ace making.
>>735979631it's 3 days per uma, 2 more on brian so you're safe
>>735979631You're fine.
>>735979686Yes. Glory to der/v/!
>>735979641Uma in general are homewreakers.
>>735979596>>735979686>>735979691Hold on, I may have fucked up my entrantIs it Dirt G sparked up, or you can only enter with your Uma with Dirt G?
Glue'd two runs before reaching summer.
>didn't use the thread all thread because surely the jannies are going to whack it>don't like dwelling with ToT posters in the first place>makes it to bump limit completely unimpededCool man.
>>735979782He said no dirt sparks (i think)
>>735979752Creek sexooo
>>735979782Uma with Dirt G ONLY
>>735979686>april firstI sincerely await our return
>>735979645Yes and they're absolutely tiresome to deal with That's why gatekeeping is important
>>735979808No one here UOOOOOHHHHs ToT. I could, based on my tastes, but I don't do it out of respect.
>>735979808Magnitude my FUARKING hero
>>7359798073. Night owl on turn 7.
>>735979645Someone made a twitter thread about the admin in charge. At the moment people are reporting this to cygame's support. Will anything be done? Unlikely, but it doesn't hurt to try like these faggots tried and succeeded in begging cygames to own the "official" discord. Seriously why does a gacha game need an official discord if the developers of the game aren't gonna be there themselves
>>735979919I hate this game man
>>735979280>Mayo not a literal bride, as in your wife or what?Not LITERALLY your wifebut yes she has a wedding alt and shes very for (You)>also what the fuck is even underaged for horses?They're all like around 16-18+
>>735979938okay bro but i don't use the discord, i don't care about what goes on in the discord and i don't care about xitter drama about discord drama, im speaking for myself but i think you retards should stop bringing that stupid shit here
>>735979808>skipped the thread because of the demons in his head
>>735975876Ogurin doesn't know what sex is.
>>735980014Legal in yurop
Now that the dust has settled, what did you think of Bakushins new alt?And North Flights too I suppose, but if you ask me its extremely nothingburger fashionwise
>>735979961Fukufags did this, suzuka please ban shiraokism
>>735980072She'd be a fast learner.
>>735979531>has a driver's license,You can get a drivers license in the state at age 16
>>735980080Both look fantastic
>>735979961This shit happening on Senior Japan Cup where the most optimal action is running 3 times is extremely gay. I can be prepared with a cupcake and a cream, but when it triggers twice on the same turn, it can turn your whole run into glue
>>735979938You lost chud
>>735980147It's 18 in Japan. Where Tracen is
>>735980080Meh/10. More curious gameplay differences.
>>735979938I think discords are handled by some outsourced company. I remember reporting Nikke's power tripping french faggot mods, to which ShiftUp replied to me to complain to the server admins, which were french too.I did multiple inquiries and on the last one they said they will look into it as I attached like 50 screenshots of them powertripping, and then Communityfag decided to grace us with his presence, not sure if coincidence or not. These mods weren't punished ofcourse, but I am permabanned for bringing up their powertrips. Inciting flamewar or something like that kek
>>735980147Yeah but this is JapanYou can only get a driver's license at 18 thereAnd again, she lives by herself, not even in the dorms
>>735980147Its 18 in nipland
>>735980049Skipping a thread like this based on the op is like the equivalent of skipping a goldship western art OP.There's a chance it course corrects itself but also a chance that it doesn't.
>>735979961>win a race>mood drops from Great to Awfulthe fuck are wrong with these girls sometimes
>>735980275Yeah I dont blame anyone, doesn't help that the thread started rough. It ended up being pretty good though. Nice and comfy
>>735980146My condolences to whoever marries OgurinI hope you don't have any daughters or you'll need to win every G1 in Japan, the Dubai World Cup, the Arc and the Breeder's Cup every year just to pay the bills
>>735980392I always keep an eye on the threads if not participate in them if they initially look like that
>>735980339>win a race>collapse from exhaustion and pain after racing consecutively >get extremely painful eczema >get a migraine tooIdk man, id be in a pretty bad mood too.
>>735979598
WHEN IS THE FUCKING TACHYON LAB THING COMING I HAD ENOUGH OF THESE 1* SPARKS
>>735980491Eat a cupcake and get over it
>>735980512My overlord would be this clingy
>>735980401She pays for her own meals. If sure shes ultra rich after retirement
>>735980339Mine dropped from Good to Awful because AHHHH NO PICTURES and it never course corrected and I couldn't get any mood up with random events or itemsSo I also spent a bunch of turns with dogshit condition which means worse training
>bourbon>clock thrice on ashai hai>only have 2 borrows left after this runFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>735980556Trainer-kun... They didn't add Tachyon's Lab until 2nd anni so all of your sparks now will be irrelevant by then pretty much. At least you should get the 30 TP/carat spark rerolls next scenario!
>>735971923>>735980512All short haired umas should be redesigned to have long hair
>>735980592Well she did literally propose to you in the Christmas event, brought a ring and everything!
>>735980615this scenario made me hate mileslop even more
>>735980556Grand live
>>735980596With how much she eats, with three daughters that would not be enough
>>735979598Maybe this is part of a gambit to make it so across the board, umaposters have the reputation of being goonposters instead of gameplay autists
>>735980615Fronts are the only umas who win every race without a single clock for me, why is she doing this?
Lend me some Pleasing Parfaits, Tazuna. This is a @VF NIGGER we're up against...
>>735964404>>735964146This artist is one of the highlights of 2026
>>735980653What about long haired umas?
>>735980512>>735980592>>735980653
>>735980701Yuo like a little baby, take it away, Kita!
>>735980735Never post this shit again
>>735980695It seems like that's the case. The um/a/ thread someone linked before was so blackpilling to see
>Been out for months>NY alt as wellHow come people barely post her or run her in rooms?
>unique is a gold speed skill that lasts 16 fucking seconds this track AND heals her for half a gold activating the slight attosecond anyone touches her lead.>has a quintillion mid race skills built in too>and groundwork as a cherry on top, can consistently trigger it with 0 investment >oh also, has perfect growths lol.Decommission all clankers.
>>735980870Qrd?
>>735980818who would win>7 G1 winner, face of her generation 2 times horse of the yearor>a G3 that's a bit too long
>>735980919OG unique isn't amazing (better after buff) and she reminds too many people of theater kids. She borderlines bullies other umas too.
>>735981007>7 G1 winner, face of her generation 2 times horse of the yearYeah, Vodka is the coolest.
>>735980925She's my only hope during this nigger scenario.
>>735981052I love opera precisely because she's an insufferable theater kid.
>horse opera o cry the first time he had to mateyou just know uma opera o would be incredibly sub and loud in bed
>>735980870Cute donkey!!!
>>735981195Why would a horse cry. Its their natural instinct
>>735981196Fuck I misclicked it was for >>735980959
>>735981253>born to run, forced to breed
>>735980556>>735980639>>735980672Real question is when will they add spark rerolling. I'm fine with burning through extra TP for it
>>735981195he wouldn't have cried if his first time was with me
>>735981284damn right
>>735981195>Opera being loud in bedFuck I need to draw that, once I figure out how to do so with my off hand,
>>7359799194.
>>735981253When the horses cry
>>735981289Grand live, check the ancient scrolls. Its confirmed
>>735981384YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>735981384just roll with it neigha, night owl isn't nearly as bad as the rest of the debuffs
>>735981392Uma no naku koro ni
>>735981367Fantastic idea, praying for your success and ambidextrous awakening.
>>735981289
>>735981486Do you have the link to this? I'd like to check some stuff
>>735981457Anons during this weekend and club chat say to just end the run early. You're the first person to say keep going.
>>735981514https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ1bJUx-NQHJvwYE3Jcs9UP5aFVdWwoPVZc5Z7GN3oUGyB7-Rl8YZ48y-lJEvFWTGIrQmOa-yTehPkK/pubhtml#gid=332900405All unconfirmed dates speculative
>>735981467This piece of shit joke made me laugh its literally over
>>735981543Thanks
>>735981486>Adjusted Position SystemIs that the update that fucks the End Long meta?
Okay Ebayan is nice and all but when are we getting him?
>>735981608I thought we already got that update early
Who's it gonna be?
>>735980919>barely post herShe's my wife, but I don't wanna get annoying by posting her every thread. She gets enough attention by being BEEmapyois mascot>run her in roomsDont have her ;_;
>>735981516there's no definitive answer, it all comes down to personal preference, i tanked a 20+ turn night owl that triggered maybe twice the whole run so i know empirically that it isn't as bad, maybe i just got lucky but i feel that giving up everytime something doesn't go your way is just a fast way of making you hate doing runs
>>735981671wit neicha
>>735981671Gold City.
>>735981671THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>735981684How can you call her your wife if you don't have her? Did you miss the megabanner? New Year banner? She doesn't get any other banners, you know
>>735981623Casino Drive got in, so maybe as a rival after Ebayan retires so they can write her full career.
>>735981727>>735981734>>735981741Could be worse, but definitely could be better
>>735981754there are people that skip every non meta uma banner for supports even if its an oshipick
>>735981195Opera would be an eager glass cannon power bottom built for domination loss that cums the moment its inT. Knower
