Aliens in Mass Effect look at this walk by their stores and vomit profusely.
Im not a mask latex fetishist so I didn't get much appeal from her
>>735965587
>>735965643im more of a face guy desu
The diaper girl
I don't even remember why I liked Tali because it's been so long, but I liked her so much more than the other girls it's unreal.
>>735965934thats the normal response anon
If you ever see a lone quarian in a populated area it's either some dumbass on their Pilgrimage or a criminal they recently dumped on your planet/station because they have no real prison system.Aliens in Mass Effect look at that walk by their stores and double check their inventory
>>735965643SHE'S A LITTLE OVER THE LEGAL AGE FOR HAVING SEX YOU SICK FUCK
>literally falling for a space gypsyYou'll be balls deep into one as she violently coughs all over you as the rest of her squad strips your ship bare for parts, leaving you stranded unless you were to join their floating Romani camp for the rest of your life.
>>735967136>aliens don’t even know how to use their cock to break a bitch inAnd they wonder why humans are suddenly taking over so quickly
>>735965238Quarians should be integrated with humanity
the fucks wrong with her?
>>735967376Why wouldn't you want a harem of alien gypsies?
>>735967285I still remember googling what the point of no return was for romancing your squad and came a cross some reddit posts saying how its icky and yucky to romance tali or liara cause they're "children"I hate trannies so much dawg
>>735968207It is insane how much mtfs hyperfixate on age gaps (especially considering all the grooming they do)
>>735967285>a littleShe's 22 or just about to turn it in ME1
>>735968649she's 21 in ME2she's 19 in ME1
>>735968381because if they pretend to be anti-pedo then they become slightly more acceptable to associate withliteral wolves in sheeps clothing
>>735965238what does she look like under the mask
>>735968742gonna need a sauce on this one
>>735967285SHE'S ONLY 100 YEARS OLD THATS 18 IN HUMAN YEARS YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE
What's the galactic age of consent?
>>735969115Joke is on you, I only like mature blueberries, like Aria T'Loak.
>>735969034https://x.com/demidoggo/status/1973518339147440373/https://x.com/demidoggo/status/2032194721758535886
>>735968835>Tali'Zorah nar Rayya was born in 2161>Mass Effect 1 is set in the year 2183
sex with quarian females
>>735969354>spits on you while you're helpless as she mating presses you until shes filled up It's not fair...
>>735970298female-top mating press is called amazon press
>>735968970Human girl photoshopped purple.
>>735968970iirc some of the devs wanted them to have features they generalized as catlike
>>735969115if she was an adult by 1 explain why her tits grew 3 times in size between 1 and 2
>>735971524Either suit padding or surgery, either used to seduce Shepard.
>>735971524Biotic power is stored in the tits and she becomes much more of biotic user after meeting Shepard
>>735971524Grinch logic, she let love into her heart
>>735971684>>735971695>>735971740
>>735968970
>>735970397fucking need too many sub women rn
>>735968970I don't know why this was ever treated as a mystery, all you'd have to do is kill one and pop their suit open
>>735968207>tranniesfeminists
>>735971524She saw Ashley without the compression gear and went to the spacedoc
>>735971524She literally dreams about being plowed by shepards BWC i just finished me3 and even though i didnt romance liara (tali all the way) before the final mission she asked to share memories with me and put her head on my shoulder
Why don’t they just get clear face masks if they care so much about feeling alone? Are they stupid?
>>735976858It would probably fog up if it were clear right? I'd rather never be able to be seen than never be able to see- sun tzu
sex with tali
>>735965643I know a woman IRL with a body shape like this but she refuses to cosplay Tali for me. She also thinks the ME3 ending was great and the Asari did nothing wrong.
>>735979792tell her the salarians did nothing wrong to the krogan and they deserved it
>>735968207Tali is 22 in the first game and Shepard is 29. And they don't get romantically involved till 2 years later. That age gap is only 7 years and they met when they were both adults whats bad about that? Also correct me if I'm wrong lore masters but aren't the first 300 years of an asari considered student years which are the equivalent of a human in their 20s-30s. So that's why Liara refers to herself as barley more than a child even though shes over a hundred, and treated as a adult by everyone. Like this is a human calling themself/getting called a kid when there a young adult that's like 21. Are redditors this anal about a adult getting with someone who's more than a few years older than them?
>>735980453it tends to be an issue with trannies and jealous seething older women for some reason trying to "morally" police people
>>735980453I've seen redditors use the term child to refer to 20 year old people. Those freaks are beyond help.
how many weeks until the saudis axe the dev team for not making a soccer game?
>>735965238
>>735965934She's extremely friendly, pretty open about being around to steal as much tech as possible to bring back to her fleet and the whole Quarian / Geth backstory was more interesting than the bullshit you have to put up with despite it being fumbled near the end.
Tali is a racist.
>>735981606C O L O N I Z E S P A C E G Y P S I E S
>>735981473Mass Effect interspecies soccer tournament would be a great minigame for ME4.
>>735983321Are there any established competitive sports at all in the MEverse?
>>735982060>all the geth buildup >befriend legion >save the geth>he recognizes himself as an individual >dies>destroy the reapers>all geth now wiped outWhat the fuck is wrong with bioware?
>>735983467I think I remember "biotiball" being a thing but don't remember details. I assume the space succubi stole humanity's sports and mashed them together.
>>735983678bro clearly synthesis is totally best ending since its the one that requires you to get the most assets to get it, doesn't kill the robot friends you spent two games working towards, or destroy the mass relays and its the one that the fucking stupid ass star child doesn't shit talk. What do you mean Destroy stops the threat of the reapers for the long term and gets rid of the problem forever. Clearly rewriting everyone in the galaxy's dna to be a synthesis green eyed thing without their permission will solve everything. Nope its not fucking horrible idea to do synthesis the thing Saren the villain of the first game wanted because he was indoctrinated by the reapers so clearly synthesis is something they prefer. All the aliens would sing kumbaya my lord and the galaxy would be at peace forever because it sounded like a good idea to bioware when they were huffing paint in the writers room. God those endings fucking makes me pissed to this day.
>>735985170I couldn't tell if bioware was trying to fuck with the player or not because the reason reapers wipe the universe constantly is to control chaos and stop synthetics from killing organics... and they facilitate that plan by having synthetics mass wipe organics I thought the game was trying to play 4d chess over ideals but telling the citadel kid the plan doesn't make sense makes him go with whatever you want They really put no effort into crossing the finish line
>>735985170Saren didn't want Synthesis, he was brainwashed to think it was possible for organics to prove themselves worthwhile slaves to the Reapers, to convince them enslavement was an option over outright genocide
>>735985170>>735986004Illusive man wanted synthesis i believe, he thought that reapers could be controlled. I believe he really thought that but over time became indoctrinatedAlso its retarded that he only kills himself if you pick specific dialog options with him over the course of a 50 hour game
Tali really coloured my preference in women. It's a shame we will never get another female character like her in vidya ever again.I feel like she achieved the ideal of a strong female character without being a shitty boss bitch, maintaining femininity but still being more than capable on her own. Anyway, repeated baby making sex with quarians
>>735988458>quariansHated them unironically. Five minutes on their ship and I can already figure out why they don't have a home planet anymore.
>>735991424what your telling me that making ai behind everyones back wasnt a good idea?
>>735986305Illusive just wanted to fuck Asari and do cool things with his private army
>>735965238>offmodel "art"
>>735996224Tali has big hips but her suit probably compresses her tits
>>735978010Pretty sure advance alien tech this far ahead that already has air filters would have a defog and dehumidifier.
The universe owes me a space gypsy gf.
>>735998506me on the left
>>735998506It'd be hotter if she was in her suit.
>>735999220But it gets in the way
>>735968835Man, ME marketing was so kino before ME3In ME3 they don't even feature your alien squad.
There are human supremacist organizations abducting young nubile quarian women on their pilgrimages and sexual disciplining them to be obedient towards human men.
Tali is so fucking disgusting and always has beenThat's why the most disgusting of virginal fans are so loud about her
I really hope they're not demons, I am praying that isn't the case but everything seems to be worse case ontario in this life so we'll see I guess.
>>735965238The best part of Mass Effect's universe was envisaging all the rape taking place in it. all other details are there to flesh out an expansive well-developed universe for an especially immersive porno in which these rapes can be set.It was a mistake to move the setting to Andromeda. What kind of rape is there to be had in a completely unsettled galaxy? Now, hardly any rape stories are produced compared to the heyday of Mass Effect in 2010-12
Giving Tali regular injections if you know what I mean.
>>735965934cute accent
>>735965934She had a cute voice, got sweet and flustered around you, and had a genuinely sympathetic story.It doesn't hurt that they accidentally gave her what's probably the most compelling build-up to a Bioware romance simply because you had an entire game to establish a casual friendship with her. Liara talked about falling for you after two or three full conversations. Tali had the background of getting to know you, helped save the galaxy, thought she watched you die, and then had a second chance to explore her feelings after you somehow come back to life and ask her to start thinking about her own happiness and not just the plight of her people.
>>735976858
>>735971856kek. just needs a photorealistic background with unnaturally colored trees or mountains.
How do you make ME3 enjoyable?
>>735965238Quarians are truly only useful for sexual
>>736004947Tell the Catalyst to go fuck themselves at the end.
>>735965934She's your Ride or Die.>Ashley is butthurt and completely changed in 3>Liara goes from a science dork into a badass information broker and could take over the entire operation even without Shep's help.>Jack is barely present in 3 even if you romanced her>Miranda is also sidelined in 3, albeit less than JackTali is with you throughout the entire trilogy and doesn't go through a drastic character shift, just stops being a fish out of water and grows more confident and assertive.
>>735980453>Tali is 22 in the first game and Shepard is 29If you died at 29 and got Project Lazarus'd that took 2 years to bring you back piece by piece using cloned organs, tissues, etc and tech, are you still 29 or 31?
>>736004947This but ME2
>>73600585129 biologically
>>73600607129 in every way, your mind isn't aging while you're a smear of meat floating in space
>>736004947>>736005910Full Renegade.Paragon is first playthrough material: ideal, safe, predictable, boring. BioWare's fault for giving it no stakes or consequences.Renegade is where the game shines. Fucking murder people who deserve it. Do awful shit for the sake of saving everyone. Don't save people when they're making bad decisions. Have the most badass and funniest lines of dialogue. Become ungovernable.
>>735965238Saren unironically did nothing wrong seeing as how Shepard ended up doing the same thing only to extra stepsalso, ANYTHING other than romancing Ashley is LITERALLY throwing away the best genetics humanity has to offer just for some xeno gashdisgusting
>>736006270>renegade is unironically more virtuous than paragon and ends up saving way more lives in the long run>paragon literally gets people killed and let's bad shit happen because muh law and morals>renegade ending saves and liberates everyone >paragon ending literally enslaves all races under nu-shepard_ai.exe rule>illusive man had shiny paragon blue eyes but was le badwhat did BioWare mean by this?
>>735968835Who or whom to save
>>736006396This is one of the reasons people bought into indoctrination theory, it's like the ending colors are reversed for blue and red.
>>735982375I thought they are like Muslim-Jews? Space saracen?
For me, it's Liara.
>>735968970Bane?
>>736006306>ANYTHING other than romancing Ashley is LITERALLY throwing away the best genetics humanity has to offer just for some xeno gash>disgustingI'm currently doing a ME1 mostly Renegade run but I only picked Renegade with Ashley which resulted in Shepard saying some of the chuddiest things ever and it accidentally turned into romance. Like it literally just happened, even when she said "You want me, baggage and all" Shep said "You're a difficult, uncontrollable woman" and that progressed the relationship? Not a single "I like you" was exchanged between them, lmao.
>>736006396>what did BioWare mean by this?You can't be a moralfag in a survival situation.
>>736006396>Paragon lets Rana escape, she kills Asari High Command and then herself>Release the fake Rachni queen, they get under Reaper's control again and decimate Alliance Engineering Corps (Granted you need an empty save in ME3 for that)Any other examples where "Just fucking kill him" bites you in the ass?
>>736006723>where not going "Just fucking kill him" bites you in the ass?typo
>>736006664Did you agree with her concerns about letting aliens roam the ship? I figured out last year that not picking "you're out of line" near the beginning of the conversation or "just shut up" at the end of it triggers the romance with her.
>>736005851>>736006071No, as he was dead for only a couple of weeks. Starting to reanimate him peace by peace, at some point aging starts again, so roughly 30+.
>>736007158I picked "You're out of line" at first then reloaded, just because I thought it will lock me out of any convos going forward and that's kinda boring, so yeah I said "Fuck them ayys".Saying "Man pursues female, it's natural instinct" when she talked about her sister's pushy boyfriend should have had more consequences, IMO.
>>736006270I played me 2 as a paragon woman, boring af. When the reaper attacked earth she snapped and went full psycho-renegade. Was interesting to see someone with ideals (or someone lame) do the necessary. This actually started when she didn't detonate the reaper.
>>736007313>Playing FemShep in the first place
>>736007349>mass effect fan bewildered someone made a different choice than him
>>736007362I just can't take FemShep seriously, senpai.
>>736006270Doesn't stop ME3's story from being mostly retarded.
>>736007349Wanted to play the game again and played male already. It's true though, her va is bad. Her face is bad, too. She's the worst shep version. Iirc fem v was shit, too.>>736007362He's right, people should know it's not as fun as male shep. I'd love a good female character, but femshep is just a female token.
>>736007456Also Renegade in ME3 being straight up retarded and actually helping the Reapers throughout the entire game.Every Renegade option in 3 is straight up sabotage of the war effort besides one two cases.
>>736007449>>736007528Okay? That's just your opinion.
>>735971778Holy shit lmaooooo it was a different time for AAA games
>>736007817Do games not have strippers anymore?
>>736007751Sure. What do you like better playing as her? Even the wrex friendship is wonky with a female. Not to say that a tiny women headbutts a 800pds krogan into submission.
>>736007908Voice acting wise I like them equally. Story wise I give the win to male for having better romances, female basically just has Garrus only. I prefer both as Renegade, but especially female because her Paragon is boring.>Not to say that a tiny women headbutts a 800pds krogan into submission.Are you referring to the headbut in ME2? Shep doesn't "submit" anyone, it was just a show of confidence. Also, Shep is basically wearing power armor with shields and chemical enhancements.
>>735965587neither am I, yet I love Tali. You might just be a gay, anon.
>>735980453Shepard’s only 29 what the fuck, that’s my age
>>736006270I always preferred 75% renegade 25% paragon. Going full renegade for the Mordin Krogan plot in ME3 is so kino though. You actually get to stick to your principles and pay a heavy cost for the greater good and it fits the tone of the game perfectly. That’s what I hate about a lot of the paragon choices, there’s never a cost for them even when they’re just stupidly naive.
>>736006306granted Ash has a nice ass, but why the fuck is the supposed genetically superior woman have the face of a truck-crash victim? Also isn't she barren anyway? I recall something like that from the broker base.Also her personality is way too annoying and her ass can't make up for everything.
>>736008062IMO Laura Bailey is a prime example of overacting, her Paragon radiates pure NPC energy, while Renegade is her ripping her throat apart by reaching into the depths of her esophagus to try and sound gruff and tuff. And if you switch up between those it makes it look like Shep's got BPD
>>736008363Are you confusing Ashley and Miranda?
>>736008391>Laura Baileylmao
>>736008062femshep has Kaidan for romance and they work quite well actually. I'd argue they work even better than her and Garrus do.
>>736008465I always confuse the two
>>736008394Yeah, you're right, I did. Disregard what I said.
>>736008062>power armorAnd has the same health and shield as de facto naked women in his team.
>>735985170they honestly should have just bit the bullet and just have the crucible just kill the reapers and shut down their ability to indoctrinate even after death, still would be unsatisfying but that is a massive upgrade to the extreme retardation they pulled with the endings
>>736008631I can't defend the armor shit in 2 and 3, in 1 everyone had to wear sealed hardsuits but in the other two people are walking with their tits and eyeballs out in zero atmosphere.
>>735998506
Tali was made for human males.God I wish I was born in an interesting universe with Quarian women earth women are kind of trash and this planet is gay as fuck
>>735965238look at those BOOBS
>>736008186I'm straight. I love penises.
>>735969115>a tenured university professor>18I call bullshit
>>735983467Armax Arsenal Arena
>>736006547Their clothing and accents make people think they're space muslims, but the more you learn about their culture/lifestyles etc you realize they're some sort of gypsies. The closest thing to religion is their pilgrimage but that turn out to be gypsic as well when it's all about finding stuff to help their gypsy family (ship).
>>736009207Look I don’t know who you are, but you look like a top bloke
>>736010104Yeah I don’t know what it is, I’ve only known you 15 seconds but it feels like 15 years
quarians are space khajitspecifically hairless cat breed khajits
>>736010210Grab a fuckin’ stubby, mate! You’re a damn legend!
>>736010492Sick
>>736006723Asari deserved it though
>>735965587I didn't think I had a fetish for faceless women in bodysuits despite liking Tali, then Atomic Heart came out and I realised Tali wasn't a one-offI also used to play Warframe, and I told myself it was for the gameplay, but now I'm doubting that
