funny how the devs were okay with actual beastiality in their game but fucking a goblin was somehow too extreme
Devs hate a lot of normal things and love the abnormal. Because of their sick minds.
>>735977926Why do you want to fuck that creature?
>>735977926>below the height of consentWhat do you think?
>>735977926SIXFUCKINGYEARSAND YOU'RE STILL CRYING LIKE A BITCH
>>735978105Are you familiar with the term "gumping it"?
>>735978061*Nervous sweat*
Straight men were given nothing but nudity and straight sex all over the place and like 5 women to romance and despite that they still cry non stop because they can't have sex with a fictional female character with the height of a toddler. Why are all straight men pedophiles?
>>735977926>funny how the devs were okay with actual beastiality in their gamethe banned steampost relating it to okaying pedophilia still rips my sides. he put it so succinctly
>>735978683>5 women>minthara, a literal drow whore>karlach, blown out used goods from hell who is coping hard with upbeat personality>lae'zel, the only good romance>shadowfart, whore who got bamboozled personally by shar and immediately tells you about her past experiences, because every single one of them do in western rpgs
>>735978814What did it say?
>>735978823> A literal ugly incel chud getting uppity and judging womenLmaoing. Is that why you don't have a gf in real life? too picky? pathetic.
>Cloned Sazza's voice>Unfortunately it only works well with Vulkan at the moment so it's hosed if I want to have my LLM running at the same time>Have to manually type in Sazza talking dirty instead of her voicing her lines and grunts during a chat>Spend the entire rest of the night making shitty AI songs about goblins sucking cock insteadSoon, precious. SOON BG4 WILL BEGIN
>>735977926we are the most oppressed group
>>735978865
>>735979080how do you do any of that
peridot.................peridot.....take me back to 2016 i need peridot bros... >>>/co/ predot...
>>735979293Ah yeah
>>735979293nigga born with meme magic in him
>>735978823>karlach, blown out used goods from hell who is coping hard with upbeat personalityonly bitch she fucked was zariel and my penis is the first and only she'll ever have
>>735978925go wash your vagina it stinks
>>735978105Tits and eyeshadow
>>735979293Damn, I kneel.
>>735978683all filthy whores with no value
I don't care about whatever culture war shit you're whining about.Gob sex
>>735978163Fuck you, made me look
>>735979569>anime cocksucker at the bottom being a total faggot as usualHate weebs.
>>735981081Whenever I see witch characters like this with skimpy clothing I always imagine separating them from their wand or staff or orb or whatever and just raping them relentlessly
>>735981226Gobly clawjob.
>>735981157uhhh this is not sfw
>>735977926Are you talking about Baldur's Gate III, Fable, Arcanum, or Dragon Age: Origins? Because all of those games feature bestiality, and none of those let you fuck a goblin.
>>735979293Only one of those things would get you in prison for CSAM distribution. He's a retard.
>>735977926because liberals tend to see short race women as children>>735978105the eyes, lips, and tits are doing serious work for her
>>735978683Shut the fuck up tranny.
>>735982730CSAM isn't just child porn, you cretin. A video depicting someone beating a kid that you then distribute for people to jack off to would also fall under it, for example.
>>735982537What child is being abused?
here has been a worrying trend in pop culture lately, and as you may have guessed, it involves making goblins uncharacteristically sexy. That in and of itself isn't a big issue, until you consider that this trend is forcing the stereotypical and harmful supermodel body standards which have already caused enough issues for humans in modern society, onto a race that was design for bloodshed.A brief history of goblinsGoblins have been around for a long time, and have been a part of many different cultures. They have been depicted as a variety of different things, including but and mostly limited to:Small, green, and ugly creaturesSmall, green, and ugly creatures who are also thievesSmall, green, and ugly creatures who are also thieves and are also criminalsOften being grown from plants, molded from other races by torture, laying eggs, and various other non sexual means of reproduction, it starts to become obvious that they probably don't even want to be sexy, yet the march of horny internet troglodytes is ever persistent."Your art commissions were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."It's unfair to start giving goblins the idea that they should look like supermodels, have perfect skin, be able to go weeks without committing crimes against the human race, and brush their teeth regularly. And at the end of the day, these "sexy goblins" just look like hue shifted elves with the stature of dwarves, at that point they have nothing to do with goblins anymore and it's offensive.Think twice before you jerk off.
>>735983032Another "genius." CSAM doesn't require a real child. AI generated content or drawn images will get you into prison as well.
>>735978105Me? I'm just a monster fucker. Anything with big tits goes. Drider? No problem. Ogre? A challenge but sure. Hobgoblins? Most def. Lamia? Let's fucking go meight.
>>735983032You as a child clearly for thinking this shit is okay. Lmao I can't imagine how much your parents neglected you
>>735983104Drawn only in shitty countries. AI and CGI depends on how realistic the rendering is.
>>735983104>>735983239I'm sorry you want to fuck animals but that's illegal in the civilized world
>735983069Didn't read
they showed gay beastiality, gay is always feminist approved safe horny, short races aren't feminist approved safe horny
>>735981157Ummm
>>735983159>'Monster fucker'>Human torso on a spider>American-tier obese human>Small green jewish human>Human torso on a snake
>>735983828>You're literally in there for forcefully emasculating the lord's son>"Yeah but he was into that"
>>735978823all good choices
>>735983925I don't have to prove anything to youhttps://files.catbox.moe/rkpbcb.jpg
>>735984050The world needs more bioluminescent tongues
I need images of fat green titties on short evil women.
Agreed!
>>735978823I don't want to fuck an elf, a frog, or a demon though
>>735977926>he doesn't know about the height of consentLook, everyone deserves loveUnless you're really short, or have down syndrome, or have some kidney disorder thing that makes you look like a kidThen you CANNOT love them no matter what
>>735977926when did they say that fucking a goblin was too extreme?it seems, like a lot of discussion around this game, you are just making shit up to get mad about
>>735983104Depictions of real children or ones that look realistic enough are illegal in the states but you can get away with drawings "most" of the time. I think Texas is the only state where even obviously fake drawings are illegal. Of course though if you are a triple A game your not even going to try to go down the road, so its better just to ban all discussion around it.
>>735978683Devils advocate here: aren't you supposed to be accepting of diversity? Human/hobbit not ok with you either? What if he black? Female human? Is it ok then? Why isn't that diversity acceptable to you but other diversity is? Serious question
>>735983024If the purpose of something is to arouse you, it's pornThat's the definition of pornography
>>735985097and this is why japanese games will always be superior
>>735985020A sacrifice I'm willing to make (myself).
>>735983104These countries care more about protecting drawings of children than real childrenGet fucked
>>735983340So is fucking kids, retard. In fact, even more so
>>735978105Why do you want to fuck a bear?
>>735978105Better than anything the game actually offers
>>735983925>Small green jewish humanMy favorite
>>735978102>today I will remind them
>>735977926>but fucking a goblin was somehow too extremethey're literally retarded
>>735978105>Why do you want to fuck that creature?Because unlike human women, the monster is on the OUTside.
there's animations for kissing and even sex with the adult sized companions as a halfling or gnome. so I doubt they have a moral issue with it. they just thought that a short companion would be unappealing to most since thats how it usually is in rpgs. its why every companion is some variation of human, because that's whats most relatable (and easiest to animate, as it were)
>>735985098Bro she looks like she's over a thousand degrees that doesn't seem optimized
>>735985610>animations for kissing and even sexMay I see them?
>>735985523Every reasonable country has their aoc set at around 14, with some limitations. In my country, it's 14 but it can't be between people in positions of power and their subjects, like teacher-student.
>>735985385>11 ranked higher than 30
>>735985719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrFbrCGgjTMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPNjvwFJCcs
>>735985772>under 25% by mid-30sWomen expire quickly, it is what it is
>>735985728yeah same here but other than that it's pretty much without limits, which is very nice and fortunate for me. >>735985772it's only natural, anon
>>735985385>>735985772>>735985891It's not real. Its not a real study/source.LL Oliver = Loli lover.
>>735985385Me down there at age 10.
>>735985097depictions of real life children and realistic looking art that involves them in sexual activities should be allowed everywhere
More gobbo women should be in videogames.More gobbo women capable of using magic and alchemy to turn themselves into living bombs
>>735985191what do you want us to put on the gravestone?
>>735978683>like 5 women to romanceAll too old and ugly.
>>735985385imagine being a 30yo foid and being mogged by a 13yo. keep the aoc low, ideally
>>735985428>>735986189Died doing what he loves...
>>735983828>oiled titjobhow long could one endure such torture?
>>735985884>has to kneel down to kiss herUm that's literally paedophilia
>>735983104it makes sense because the AI was trained with real children.
>>735986373i know, that's why i'm using it. and why im making it smarter by letting it train some more on material like that
>>735986359and its in the game!those belgians...
>goblin thread>people keep arguing about pedophilia
>you can be a gnome PC in BG3 but not a goblin PCthis is bullshitis it mandatory for goblins to have distinct noses?
>>735986457Welcome to /v/ enjoy your stay
>>735986475I wonder what fuckoff >1% of people played a gnome compared to who would've gladly mucked about as a full gibbering mad goblin.
>>735986475It's because gnomes are a D&D core race despite being dogshit and nobody liking them
>>735977926Only their own type of degeneracy is fine
>>735986457Yeah. You can make them as adult as possible but some people will only see sizeWonder how midgets feel about that
>>735986475>is it mandatory for goblins to have distinct nosesOtherwise they're green elves
>>735986964guy i knew in college actually dated a midget shortstack and had her over a few times. i didnt keep in touch with him after college but i hope he put like 10 babies in that girl, she was really cute and didn't have those weird face proportions a lot of midgets have so she basically just looked like a shrunken adult. a busty curvy thicc shrunken adult but still
>>735987191one of my teachers in school was a dwarf with a normal face, but she was also obese so
>>735987321rip. i mean i like em short and thick but even i have my limits. obesity causes all sorts of problems for child birth and since midget women are legally required to produce at least 10 babies with a normal height guy...
>>735977926Woke retards tend to be irrational and low IQ
Why do you like short green girls anon? Don't you know they're greedy and evil?
>>735987091i see it the same way as you. they're short green elves without them. that said i can't help but round their faces out. i'm used to them having super pointy chad chins but theres something about cherub cheeked goblins that i like.
>>735985385since there's a lot of pedos on this board, what exactly makes 10 years olds jump so far in attractiveness compared to 9 year olds?
>>735987613puberty, so secondary sex characteristics start showing more clearly. budding breasts and such. their faces change a little from being far too baby-like to being a bit more on the "small adult" side. basically all the signs that a girl is ready to have sex begin to show
>>735987445yeah her tits were HUGE but so was everything else
>>735987549So they're... women. Who will calm down with breeding or at least extend their greed toward caring for their mate and children!
>>735987091Goblin originally meant ugly elf or fairy
giwtwm
>>735986457the quality of a fetish is based off of how immune the consumers of it are to trollingyou tell shortstackers something about pedophilia and they'll go "n-nuh uh" and derail the threadyou tell the futafags something about homosexuality and they'll go "n-nuh uh" and derail the threadyou tell the monsterfuckers something about being furries and they'll go "n-nuh uh" and derail the threadyou tell the fatfucks something about obesity and they'll go "FAG SHE'S LITERALLY SKIN AND BONES SHE NEEDS TO BE FATTER" and start spamming more blubber than a japanese whaling contest
>>735988580>you tell shortstackers something about pedophilia and they'll go "n-nuh uh" and derail the thread>you tell the monsterfuckers something about being furries and they'll go "n-nuh uh" and derail the thread>you tell the fatfucks something about obesity and they'll go "FAG SHE'S LITERALLY SKIN AND BONES SHE NEEDS TO BE FATTER" and start spamming more blubber than a japanese whaling contestthis only applies to the straight version of these fetishesig this shows that fags are more resistant to being ragebaited
>>735988674Well yeah, you can't really ragebait fags by trying to attach another fetish on to their gay fetishes. Layering on more taboos and disgusting fetishes only pleases them further.
>>735988674Because no one cares about boys, but being even accused of liking little girls is enough to destroy your life.
>>735988580Being an obnoxious retard who spams disgusting garbage doesn't make you "high quality", retard
>>735985975It is.>10.1016/S0005-7894(05)80039-5
>>735978105BG3 goblins are hot.
Luv me Tani, simple as.
What are your cool or unique ideas for a goblin race that sets them apart from other races, /v/?
>>735990274I can't think of anything that isn't just>dwarves but faster but with no engineering skill
>>735990274Think mewgenics but mixing goblin with every known fantasy monster girl race.
>>735978105She's pretty sexy and I could bend her over on things.
>>735990332They have tinkering skills, which is the fun version of engineering
They are below height of consentDevs are afraid of being called pedos for letting you fuck short chicks
>>735991013You can make a halfling and get fucked by the bear. The men look old as fuck but the women look average. I think they just didn't want to mess around with coding a short companion, makes sense since if you played a short race at release half the cut scenes with you were broken.
You have infinite resources to make a gobbo game but it has to be sfw.What do you make and how does it play?
>>735987609Cherub is just another word for childlike
>>735978105I haven't had sex in 15 years
>>735989734Holy moly
>>735992803I'd hire my brothers to be the dev team and have them spend their paychecks on gold. We'd hide it somewhere until we're caught for embezzling and leave hints for the rest of the family to find our treasure.
>>735992803>it has to be sfwCan it at least be ecchi?
>>735992945I fucking love embezzling money bros.
My desire to forcibly mating press a 3 foot tall women is immense. But no game ever caters to me
>>735992803Pretty much just dwarf fortress but less autistic and based on a game cycle where you build an army to raid neighboring kingdoms for booty and then have to fight off the subsequent reprisal invasion as that nation tries to get their stuff back.
>>735992803Gobbo tower defense game where you have to protect the kingdoms human men from outside invaders. Lots of different designs for cute and sexy goblins.
>>735992803Overlord / pikmin style goblin tribe leader doing raids and commanding different specialized goblins to do different tasks or combat maneuvers, usually involving sneaky village raids, underhanded or ingenious cunning ambushes like using the environment, luring other monsters or paralyzing toxic plants to defeat adventurersadd a sort of xcmon style underground lair management system where you upgrade units and unlock things like prisons and shamans
>>735992803Goblin breeding simu-DAMN IT!
>>735993651>small creature>tremendous, cartoonishly large assBut why?
>>735992803Tactics/Strategy game similar to Xcom with expendable units.
>>735994097Rapid breeders.
>>735992803Single Player RTS. You start with a little goblin camp. You raid enemy locations, you steal resources, you upgrade your camp, you get better goblins, you raid bigger locations, etc.
>>735977926Is there any non-H game in existence with gobbo romance?
>>735994097Breeding padding.
>>735992803goblin dark souls. each time you die a another goblin with your soul takes over
>>735992803>has to be SFW Can I sneak in cuddling and tickle fights?
>>735994097Why do peacocks have big tail feathers that serve no purpose?
>>735995059They don't serve no purpose though it's how they get laid... oh...
>>735993062Acceptable
Don't make me spend another night slopping goblins I just did that
I'll take any game at this point, even if it's just a budget RPG Maker game. Goblin girls need to be more prominent.>>735995471Nobody is making you. That's entirely your own choice. How do you gen your goblins? I keep getting normal human/elf proportions or shortstacks with tiny hands and feet, no matter what fucking model I use.
>>735978105Because the Monster is on the outside.
what do goblin ass cheeks taste like
>>735996136Salty coins and milk.
I feel like I didn't properly demonstrate that the angle is supposed to be her uncomfortably close and looking up at youI havent drawn in a couple weeks, I need to get back to drawing my gobbos
>>735995967I mix in a Huffslove lora most of the time and it's still hard, the real problem is that it tries so hard to scale the environment/furniture to her size so she looks like a big midget. That and I prefer to slop really romantic stuff and I can't seem to figure out how to get a man in there who doesn't turn into a goblin or breaks her proportions. Real pain in the ass.
>>735994817Soulless bug eyes
>>735996338It's not bad
>>735994817Cute bug eyes
>>735985385can't have genuine research or questionnaire for something with so much societal stigmaif half and midwits didn't go apeshit merely talking about it, there might be some actual data to refer toI fucking hate this reality where you can't even talk about something without being insulted and labeled a million things with some cancel culture sprinkled on top
>>735994490>You get better goblinsGay. I want to upgrade the gobs I start with and who were there for me not swap them out for new models
>>735996338More exaggeration on the tiny torso, but I'm sure there's some fish eye effect you'd need to do on the head and ears too.
>>735996992What a cute grundlebundle
>>735994817now this is what a child coded goblin looks like
>>735978105fat butt
>>735983828But she can fit between the bars
>>735998283https://litter.catbox.moe/j3k401.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/5jlu5f.webmhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ekbjv5.gif
>>735998856Like most goblins, she is stupid
>>735978683Bruh does this look like a toddler to you?
>>735978105standing blowjobs
>>735999071
>>735998856Nuh uh you can clearly see her gianormous bazongas are in the way.>>735998918>that last oneI need goblin daughterwives HNNNNNNNGGG
>>735999484Pondering the gob
>>735985117That poster likes sucking off sedated bears when no one's looking no use arguing reason with it
>>735979293This genuinely mind broke the internet
>>735992803I refuse on principleMy gobbo game will be lewd or it will not exist, there are thousands of games with nonlewd goblin mobs already
.alright. that's it, off to play solasta again, and make a human male fighter who's leading a party of female dwarf cleric, gnome wizard, halfling thief.
>>735983069>forcing unrealistic body standards onto a race designed for bloodshedThat genie's been out of the bottle since before recorded history, humans are designer poodle versions of a world-conquering ape.
>>735998812
>>736000279>But there's only one bottle
>>735999406Cute
>>735999484>I need goblin daughterwives HNNNNNNNGGGVicious creatures. [Spoiler]https://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6824[/Spoiler]
>>736000279Dairy management game when
Goblins were cool before humans started fucking them. Goblins aren’t human, they are our mortal enemies. The only reason they manage to exist at all is because they breed like rats and have hands and walk on two feet, which lets them steal from humans and use their objects with proficiency. Goblins don’t make much on their own, the height of goblins cooking skills is to roast their hunts over a fire or make simple stew. Goblins primary objective is to rape and kill humans and steal whatever they can get their hands on. Theyre pretty strong and know when to flee. They enjoy night raids on human settlements and a successful raid on a farmers land will produce lots of supplies and women. But, they’re not the smartest and will often overstay their welcome in their opponents territory. They will be totally slaughtered and all their treasure taken and the women they kidnapped are rescued. Goblins can’t impregnate humans, but do like to have sex with cute girls and will even do gay stuff to the men, they’re violent rapists and are known to kill men and women by huge insertions into their ass. An average human can take on many goblins, unless they have a huge disadvantage and are swarmed with archer goblins. They mostly pray on weaker humans and undefended settlements. Goblin camps can be very wealthy, they’ll just keep collecting gold and tools and women and breeding more goblins.
>>735999406My last gf was 4'11. Short girls are the best
>>736000279I love cow goblins, why does it work so well?>>>/i/829878
>>735979356computuhshttps://files.catbox.moe/hiv5ts.mp3
since I haven't drawn in a couple weeks I did this quick gobbo profileI feel really bad at doing faces but only way forward is to keep trying and practicing
marry imps
>>736002713fellow drawfren, I started to learn to draw last November just so I could draw goblins
>>736002713>keep trying and practicingThat's the spirit. Look at the work of artists you like, and try to understand what makes their art look nice. For example, I doubt you'll see any of them drawing hair in the way you've done here. Good luck!
>>736002949yes my hair is definitely very lazy. Thats something I could work on>>736002886holy mogs me. Though I also just started actually trying with the tablet I got for christmas. Good work bro
>>736002886she looks like she stinks in a good way
>>736003858as her creator and total arbiter of her lore I can confirm she does
>>735977926Monster fuckers will get a break one day.
>>735978105Other than some pointy ears, teeth and claws, there's nothing particularly grotesque about it. It's just a short human.
Goblins as two distinct single sex subspecies. Males impregnate other humanoid species with litters of male goblins and females get impregnated with only daughters.
>>736004161For me? It's deep nakadashi paizuri impregnation on the right.
>>735997594No this is
>>736004161what are those orange spots near the eye of the goblin in red
>>735999875More like BG3 being a gigantic success mindbroke that guy himself so he now keeps reposting that until the end of time.
>>735978105She's violent, impulsive, and short tempered. She's perfect.
>>735978105Honestly she's a step up from Lae'zel.
>>735978823Minthara is the only straight man romance. Loyal and wants to bear your children
>>736005178Would
>>736005584Whats wrong with the frog or the big red reddit chungus?
>>736005637I hate the big burly strong woman trope, it bugs the shit out of me. I get it makes sense in this setting but I still hate it. The frog is a cunt and I hate her voice. Minthara is at least kind of funny when shes being a cunt
>>736005178>watermarking aigen shit
>>736005584Yeah she's cool, but I already want to have a family with Shadowheart.
>Buh muh seeeegzI dismissed every chungus companion and hired a full party of human males as soon as I found the necro dude.
>>735999875No, it didn't. I haven't seen this posted anywhere aside from the threads he himself, and I guess some shitlords, spam endlessly.I hate we couldn't have normal discussions on BG3 on here without him and that other Indian retard coming into every single one and shitting it up.
Is there way to set up AI voice-over for a LLM set to roleplay, but also break up the voice with a different narrator for non-dialogue?
>>736006242>party of human malesIt's okay to be gay but don't promote that shit here pls.
Nyl2 has the right ideas.
>>736006471Nigger this is a goblin thread. Kill yourself
>>736006560I want to roleplay with goblins, nigger. You should kill YOUR self. Your life is worth less than an ant.
>>736006530>When I fight alongside someone I always think about having sex with themWhy coomers are like this?
>>736005842it's so intrusive as well. No one wants to see that fucking shit. Like 1/4th of it is his shitty watermark that absolutely takes away from the picture, as if he made this (he didn't)
>>736006242The only m*les I tolerate in my party are Wyll and Minsc because the rest are faggots that try to come onto you.
>>736006615I bet you are that type of dude who's only jerk of pointlessly dry and long lore what noone cares in every RPG
>>735978105because im a monster fuckerthem being mentally retarded, egotistical and puntable is just icing on the cake
>>736006590Ask in the slop general then faggot.
>>736006740when chudjak finds something happened to him
>>736006740Stop projecting, anon. You are romancing reddit characters in the game that doesn't have a single actual sex scene. You are the type of guy to larp about lore.
>>736006901Ignore the Indian and post gobs
>>736006740>I hired only empty characters so that they wouldn't bother me with their diversity chatter and romances>I bet you love long loreWhy coomers are so retarded?
>>7359825371) There's no child being victimized, so you self censoring bugman have literally no grounds as to a crime being committed. CSAM lmao get the fuck outta here kill yourself2) Bestiality is punishable in most civilized countries on the planet, will get you in prison in most western nations and for some it's a more heinous crime socially than diddling kidsAgain, kill yourself
>>736006967
any goboo h-games?
>>735977926i expected the contrarian case but larian surprised me. maybe he's not a real d&d dude.
>>735985385i mean, securing the target before get spoiled/compromised
>>735986457you can thanks twitter refugees for that
>>735986457americans did this
