E33 isn't some life changing experience, it's just beautiful and that is something we haven't had in a long time.And that's it.
>cat gifIgnored
That's cool. I'm glad you enjoyed a popular game, but couldn't you make higher quality threads?
>>735992204This is a mid thread for a mid game.
>>735992204>enjoyedno one mentioned enjoying it
>>735992145You can see the warping around her head.
MID33
>>735992145>midfr fr? no cap? lol im crashing out rn!
Is 33 is considered mid?
when will zoomers finally be rangeban?
>>735992709ageban oldfags you decrepit corpses ruin 4chan
bros, why do devs keep making non-life changing games... why even bother...
>>735992772>4chanwe don't spell this shithole here, this ain't xitter zoomzoom
>>735992347in Asia (Japan/Korea for sure, but I assume also China), all cameras even professional and point and shoot, not just phone cameras, have these kinds of filters on as the default and I'm not convinced that most people even there are aware.
>>735992810They gave up after Outer Wilds came out and they realized that they couldn't compete, so they just decided to put out non-life-changing stuff after that.
It only has insanely good music, visuals, characters, bosses, mechanics, and cinematics. When you take all that away it's so mid dude
>>735992829you kill everything fun and celebrate trash and then wonder why everything is shityou are the worst generation even worse than boomersyou animals are so shit that you actually think E33 is a great gamelmaooo
>>735993041You forget that to mention that the English dub is amazing as well.
>>735992145>isn't soke life changing experience, it's just beautiful This is actually something worth talking about. People forget the idea of beauty. They glamorize, romanticize, fantasize all these ideas of beauty and what they think it means. And when something resembles that, they obsess over it and blow it extremely out of proportion. They regurgitate words from other people, the same jokes, the same thoughts, a herd of sheep bleating to make one sound of aimless noise of shallow agreeance. But not everything that is beautiful is life changing. You see a beautiful woman on the street. Whether you talk to her or not, your life does not change. It may leave a memory, but it does not alter reality. You see a garden of beautiful flowers. The smell hits you and entrances the senses, the natural nature of its form captivating you. But still, it does not alter your life. You see sunset. The sun forming an orange sky, warmer than a hug, as it fades away into the night, shining beautiful dimming lights that paint a better picture than any artist ever could. And still, it does not change your life. We experience many beautiful things in life, but we don't remember all of them, because not all of them matter. That's how life is. Sometimes you can just appreciate the moment for what it is, and keep going. That is life. It doesn't need to be anything more, not a symbol, an ideology, or put on a pedastal. And it does not need to be anything less than a moment in time. Average things can be beautiful, but that doesn't mean they are the pinnacle.
>>735993227Fuck you.
>>735993119It’s good but I honestly preferred playing it in French as God intended
>>735992145undeveloped smooth brain taste. literally too dumb to appreciate something oof.
>>735993632I accept your concession.
I hate e33
>>735992145>when they keep telling me the reasons why I should go to die in a trench in Iran
>>735994129maybe u should
>>735993942We did not ask for your psychiatrist's diagnosis on you.
>>735992194T. Annoying roastie in gif
>>735992920That's not true, I live in Korea and my phone camera has filters turned off by default.
>>735993227Based, fuck e33 midwits
>>735993632Lmao
>>735993202:)
>>735992145>ue5 asset slop>beautifulwhat are you smoking, OP?
>>735998781If I drew the Mona Lisa with cum would that make it any less beautiful?
>>735998985maybe
It's so sad that there are still people who think they're saying something original and worthwhile when they say E33 isn't the greatest game in history.
>>735992145>it's just beautifulLmao no e33 is fucking ugly
>>735999203>>735999217the reverse is true too
>>735992145>unreal asset store slop mixed with AI generated slop >beautiful
>>735992239fair
>>735996146 yeah bro and I live in Antarctica and my penguin has HDR turned off by default “filters off by default” doesn’t mean the OEM didn’t crank the post‑processing to 11 at the factory. Every phone made after 2018 auto smooths, auto brightens, auto makes your skin look like plastic unless you deliberately shoot in pro mode RAW like a psychopath. Korea literally pioneered aggressive beauty processing lmao. Your defaults aren’t proof of anything except that you didn’t dig through the camera settings.
>>735998985you can't make the mona lisa with cum, your perverted scenario doesn't exist, just like the "beauty" in reddit33
>>735992145I wouldn't say it's beautiful. It's just mid.
>>735992145This but it's also not beautiful
>>735992145>it's just beautiful and that is something we haven't had in a long timeElaborate on what you mean by this.
>>735999284That's why it's mid
define mid
>>735992145Lol that girls snout is so off putting. I can’t even handle rating her snout. That looks like one of those aliens who have another face popping out of their face. I feel so bad at all the suffering I’m witnessing, my own flawless form looks like it’s radiating a type of intense sexual vibration that instantly makes everyone cum.
>>735999979e33
>>736000098Christ anon, the cat doesn't look that ugly.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?E33 became game of the year and took almost all categories for a reason, you are beyond mindbroken now.
>>736002534>What the fuck is wrong with you people?chronic contrarian syndrome
>>735992145fag
>>736002534I got a bad case of being sane
>>735992145I love her!
>>736002534Just being contrarians. I loved E33. Act 3 was of course a massive downgrade narratively, but up til then, easily top 3 of that year. And yeah, their lighting engine looks crap, sure. Still loved it.
>>736002534Clutching your pearls this much over an average game you'll forget about in 5 years?
>>736004012>chronic contrarian syndromeAverage E33 player description
>>735992145>E33Obligatory:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls4QS3F8rJU
>it's just beautifulindeed
>>736002534>E33 became game of the year and took almost all categories for a reasonYes, and it's the same reason that absolute slop is winning the Oscars™ lately - nobody is making anything good anymore.
>>735992145not like I've ever seen any gameplay in those endless threads about it. worse waifufagging than RE threads I tell you.
>Enelcord troons STILL seething about E33 being infinitely more succesful than their shit game despite them shilling it every day for a decadeYou love to see it
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>>735992145>E33 isn't some life changing experience, it's just beautiful and that is something we haven't had in a long time.>it's just beautifulYou know it's bad, when the people criticizing the game think it looks good.
>beautifulGeneric, ugly UE slop for the modern PC tranny audience
>>736010536Even the schizo Youtuber hiding behind endless jargon to call all UE games unsalvageable trash should admit that the world design is great, even if there are issues with how it's rendered. I played E33 within a week of it coming out, before anyone had bothered to be contrarian about it. Good times.
>>736010536Can you stop bumping the obvious bait already? No wonder these threads get repeatedly made.
>>735992145>it's just beautiful and that is something we haven't had in a long time.>it's just beautifulI love how this board criticizes games for being good, and praises games for being bad. Like that other thread where people were praising Crimson Desert for having "poor" story because too many games have great stories nowadays.
>>735992145Media can't change your life. Getting bullied or fucking a girl does.
>>735992145It's not mid, but it is overrated as fuck.Is like an 8/10, but people treat it like a 12/10
mid is zoomer lingo fuck offwe always said meh here
>>736011405>zoomer lingo >meanwhile we use hecking tumblr memespeak! So true my fellow brony.
>>736011405>mehWhat are you, a fucking liberal? Christ.
>>735992145Makes sense that you wouldn't get it.
>>735992145Beauty slop
>>735992145Shut the fuck up SHUT UP
>>736007875Based, I can't stand awful character rendering in this game.
reeeeeeeeeeee
I actually enjoy UE5 when it's done right like with E33. It's hard watching people shit on it like it somehow makes the game not good.It's so dumb.
>>735992145>It's either mid or life changingThere used to be these other adjectives where we said something was 'good' or 'very good', before you fucking zoomers butchered the King's English.
>>735992145Being a decent game with a story that isn’t Californian trannies huffing their own farts and not pay2win gachaslop is immediately considered a classic nowadays. Ten years ago, it would have been considered decent but not amazing storywise but in today’s gaming industry environment it’s a masterpiece .
>>735992145>beautifulNo, it is not. The whole thing was a fucking eyesore.
>>735992145E33 is ugly as shit both in stills and motion
I will never play slop like that. If you have, you are a normie consoomer.
>>735992145The combat is awful and makes it unplayable. Why the fuck did they thought adding parry/rhythm bullshit to a comfy turn-based combat was a good idea?I just want my 4 niggas in a row combat.
>>736015928>Why isn't my jarpig COMPLETELY braindead?Back to Persona lad
>>735992145fag33 is a shit game
>>735992145>smear33 >beautiful
>>736016460it suits the storymaybe try playing it?
>>736017410>bad looking graphics are actually a good thing
>>736017721It's style. Like Wind Waker or Paper Mario.Stop being gay.
>>735992145It's a typical shilled product. Only normies like it.
>>736017892I hate those games too fag
>>736017892It's not style, it's using default UE5 with all the flaws.
e33 is an ugly pile of dogshit. fuck you.
>Its not style because I don't understand what style is hurr durrplay the game zoomie
>>735992145As a fat american i have to admit the superiority of the French, they made a very good game while our californian studios churn out garbage like Concord
>another thread where poojeets and other thirdies seethe about e33 and the french raping their tranny anime jrpgs
>>736018168>>736018221>>736018313you people should really just go fuck off and play call of duty and fortnite if you think this is a good game. nothing different seperating you from the goyim you people say you hate. you're the goyim.
>>735992145Notbing is "life changing" in vidya to anyone unless they are very young.
>>736018335Those are multiplayer games, at least tell them to play AC or something if you're going to accuse them of being cattle.
>>736018335Those who play Fortnite and COD the most are Americans it makes me sad to see you eating daily McDonald Wendy, Burger King,Cheetos Ben&Jerry's, watching shitty e-celebs like asmongold, penguinz0, hasan, XQC, playing soulless gacha games, listening to shitty rap and then claiming to have good taste
No game you play after your 20's is life changing unless your life is so fucked you find mending in a videogame.E33's story and presentation is amazing and blows most jrpgs out of the water, even if the gameplay balance leaves a lot to be desired.
>>736018730That's a lie, TotK convinced me to get a girlfriend and lose my virginity.
>>736020859same but dk64
>>736018605age of consent 33 is an asmongoldian game you fucking moron. its made for morons like you and them
E33 is a masterpiece and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>736022396more like a massturpiece lmao
>>735993045this but for zoomers
>>736022324>age of consent 33 is an asmongoldian gameDa fuq does this mean? You're so mindbroken its sad