>You sure about this, Dutch?
Lenny!
We're not tools of Dutch or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing I was good at. But at least I always fought for what I believed in.
>>736003097>sure*shoa
Low key, the only game to make me cry every single time.
YOU KEEP KILLIN’ FOLK, DORCH
>you sure the fans want to wait 10+ years for a new gta dut- I mean tk2? Seems a bit extreme
.....Lenny!
>>736003097Always use a good red dead thread as a sign for my weekly rewatching of some 50's-60's cowboy media and reminisce. RDR2 is good but RDR1 still hit the mark just right in a way I can't describe, like RDR2 felt like an attempt at a grounded retelling while RDR1 was literally a spaghetti western in game form. Still, what fucking great games and a shot in the arm for the wild west RDR2 was in the modern age.In any case, time to rewatch The Wild Bunch again.
I don't know Deutch....somethin' about this jus' ain't right....
>>736004945HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH
I like fat Arthur
>>736003097>Well Dutch, we all had our turns with her, but he married her. Hes truly the better man. >speaking of turns, I best get headin to town so I can cast my vote for Kamala Harris. Its Her Turn. Men been ruinin' this country, a woman's touch may be what we need.>Oh, also Ill be gettin back to camp late tonight. There's a BLM protest in the town square. Seems one of them O'Floyd boys got killed by a sherrifs deputy. Truly a shame, they say he didnt do nuthin.
>>736003097I never played RDR2 because I heard it was woke RDR1 was good though
>>736005834Adulthood is realizing Red Dead 1 is woke too
>>736006149Everything is woke when your a brain rot magatard
>>736006562>your
>>736006843Boah
>>736006843Just say you have no argument
>>736005695Are there any gameplay disadvantages to having a fat Arthur?I haven't played the game yet, but I want to play as a fat Arthur.
>>736006149liberal isn't "le woke"racismis badtr@-nnis should kill themselves
>>736007056argument?
>*voice cracks*
>>736007369He's going through second puberty leave him alone
>Well, its been a white man's game for far too long Dutch.>I reckon we should consider stepping down>Hell, maybe you and I'll be playing a colored fella in the sequel>whatever it takes to get us on the good side with the DEI
>>736007554>I reckon I'll take the money and turn my horse towards the sunset, Dutch>maybe get me one of them ladyboys I've been hearing about
>>736003097>yes, Arthur it is our top priority to cover ourselves in honey and wrestle in that this here meadow, that is what our client paid for>alright but where are the women? Are they not taking part in this? >no my boy our client made it absolutely clear that it was men exclusively >if it’s just the men then why aren’t Charles or Lenny here>our client made it clear that the men needs to be hairy as well Charles being an indian cannot grow body hair and Lenny shaves his off>now Arthur you are first, you’ll be up against John and I’m going to take Bill>what about Mr. Pearson>oh I sent him on his way, he said that “just because he was in the Navy doesn’t mean he is a fucking fruit” >and Micah? >oh I sent Hosea to find him, I reckon he is at the Ol’ Cunny house in St. Denis>I don’t know about this Dutch >Arthur have some god damn FAITH, after this job we will have enough to go to Tahiti my boy
>>736007109Stamina fills slower
>>736007056"You have no argument"
You sir, are a fish.
>>736003097>still no 60 fps version for current gen consolesWhat's taking so long?
>>736007948That's too based of a statement for Arthur to make
>>736010253The last time rockstar tried to remaster something, we got this
>>736009510Profound
A clutch of eggs has been depositied in your mattress.
>>736004789Let’s go
>>736003097>Yes Arthur, I've decided we're going back to Blackwater. I've remembered that this here crew can take out 10,000 lawmen in their sleep, so there's really no reason for us to bother faffing about in Valentine. Hell I regret wasting all that time we spent in the mountains, we could have just exterminated all life in West Elizabeth and claimed it for our own now that I think about it.
I just want an LA Noire sequel that has a justifyable open world. More fun being acop than a desperado or gangster
>Alright everyone gather round, I would like to introduce you all to our newest member. His name is… what is your name again son?>[Insert Name]>Right, well he will be joining us, Sean recommended him and said that he would be an excellent addition to our little family >Oh yeah, I ain’t ever heard of him>Its because you lot were in the mountains while he was makin a name for himself >Oh yeah, what exactly has he done?>Well, son go on and tell us what have you done?>[Lists all the shit you can do in RDO] >…>….>…..>Well god damn son, now that is quite a list of deeds, Sean you weren’t kidding>Told ya Dutch, man’s a machine>Hey Dutch can I pull you aside for a second>Yes Josea what is it>We can’t have this new feller run with us>And why is that?>He is far too dangerous, if even half of what he’s said is true he is the kind of man who could easily kill all of us without breaking a sweat>Which is why it would be best to have someone like that on our side>But what if he decides to turn us over to the law He did say he did some bounty hunting and brought in some high profile people>Now now Hosea I understand your concern but believe me if I thought this fellow posed a threat to us I would never have let Sean bring him here>And bedside from what I hear our new friend has no love for law, but you are right. I will have someone keep a close eye on him at least until he shows we need not worry>*sighs* alright Dutch I suppose he could be of use, especially with all the experience he claims to have
Arthur 'Sure I'll let one of them DARKIES fuck my wife, why not?' Morgan
>>736011667My most memorable experience in RDO 2 was approaching another player. Now this was early last year and the playerbase is less than 1009 so seeing someone else is like finding gold. I had to be level 5. I pulled my gun on him and aimed. I wasn't going to shoot him and he seemed to just be standing there AFK. Next thing I know I'm teleported into the sky and fall to the ground dead. I respawned and the second I did the same thing happened. I realized I was in the power of a hacker. I pulled out my lasso and hogtied him but he quickly teleported out of the rope and teleported me into the sky. I decided fuck this and tried to run away but he spawned a cage around me and in that cage he spawned another cage and another until i couldn't move. I was thrn once again teleported into the sky but this time i didn't even hit the ground. Just kept "falling". I ragequit. Uninstalled and never played again. I just wanted to be a cowboy man.
>>736011710>well I can't satisfy her and god knows I've tried>besides this way you can make sure she doesn't run off on ya and the boy can tend the cotton field while I'm gone
>>736004789RDR1 felt like an authentic period piece. RDR2 felt like modern day actors pretending they were cowboys.
rdr2 is just another stupid tranny game made for pooners to draw the characters having sex or having t scars. theres nothing really redeemable about it
>>736011710I mean at that point they're not more than property and tools. So it'd be no different than your wife using a dildo.
>>736012242Literally the other way around lmao
>>736012336>imagine RDR2, a cowboy outlaw wild west game>in which you cant actually do any cowboy outlaw wild west shit>all you can do is go fishing in a river>if you try to do cowboy outlaw wild west stuff, like shooting somebody, 900 cops with GPS satellite thermal navigation will immidiately pop up 5 meters behind you and ruin whatever fun you had planned to havethanks rockstar.
who is sending out these anons to vehemently hate games like rdr2, god of war, silent hill f, marathon? Is it /pol/? Or some youtuber, or discord?
>>736012913>why are people hating these low effort tranny trash games?i dunno man.
>>736009510Kafka-esque
>>736012913I love rdr im just here to larp
>>7360129134chan has been dead for many many many years. The only people who post here are discord troons, wannabe white Indian and Chinamen, bots, CIA/MI6 agents, and a handful of people that just can't seem to walk away. There hasn't been a new or interesting thread since 2014. Its by design sadly
>>736012970Since the God of war remake hundreds of worse video games released that don't get a fraction of the hate
>>7360130414chan is dead because nobody can criticise anything anymore. >yeah well i think game X is shit>TRANNY>JEW>BROWN>WHITE>YELLOWnobody actually discusses games anymore, just their ethnicity or sexual orientation.
>>736013075are you sure?this whole board is activelly shitting and hating on all the trash games, like rdr2, marathon or any of the concord games.
>>736012336>>736012813>>736012970>>736013148Take your meds, schizo
>>736013148What about the other trash games? Why is it only these few that gets all the hate?
>>736013197ok i just took the meds, and marathon and rdr2 are still shitty tranny games.what now?
>>736004789RDR1 hit that perfect spot where it was tragic enough, had good spaghetti western roots, and used the inherent mystery of the vast, open, wild west in such a great way.It doesn't overstay its welcome even with the padding of side stories, but the characters it introduces all fit in with the world it creates. Genuinely one of my favourite games.
>>736013251>What about the other trash games?like what?make a thread about them and ill shit on these games.
>>736007109>but I want to play as a fat Arthur.not sure if it was ever changed but you need to eat an insane amount of calories every day to maintain it. playing the game normally he will never be fat
>>736013114I think there is too MUCH criticism if anything. I hven't seen a game that everybody loves since... maybe Elden Ring? Everything has to be complained about. And thats if you can even get a thread going. Everything is else is pedo dogwhistling or some form of softcore porn. This shit ihas been abysmal ever since Pragmata was announced
>>736013304RE9
>>736013304Anno 117
>>736013041>deadGuess its time to stop lurking then
>>736006562Nta but the woke ideology has existed for at least half a century already. Going back and watching old stuff you can clearly see where all the woke shit nowadays came from. It was just much more digestible.
>>736010885that wasn't by rockstar, it was some 3rd party mobile devs they got for cheap
>>736004789>>736011107Man, I saw most often classic, The Searchers, Man who shot Liberty Valance, High Noon, Dollar trilogy, bunch of other Eastwood stuff all the way to Unforgiven... and Coen bros. True Grit remake is well worth watch, but I never saw The Wild Bunch
>>736012637he's rightRDR2 sure looks beautiful, but the writing, even w/o the "le wokeshit" is bloated and sloppy
We need more muneh
>I've lived a bad life sister *Helps in a feminist rally*.... The things i've done *Saves slaves in Saint Denis*... The people I ride with *LENNY, MY NEGROID FRIEND IN THE 1800S, WHERE ARE YE?*.... The people I know... *CHARLES MY NATIVE AMERICAN FRIEND, OF COURSE I'LL HELP YOU KILL DEM POACHIN SUMBITCHES*.... The people i've killed *Kills a man because he legally owned slaves this one time*..... The gang i'm in... *MICAH... HOW DARE YOU ACT LIKE AN OUTLAW*..... You see.... There's just no redemption for folks like me *Kisses a French trans (this actually happens..... WHY.... WHY SISTA, WHY DID I LIVE SUCH A HATEFUL LIFE *Mary, of course i'll help you now that your husband died*.... YA SEE, THE TRUTH IS SISTER *Kills KKK members*.... THE TRUTH IS THAT I BE AFRAID *Votes Biden/Harris in 2024*
>>736006149There's literally a trophy for killing a tied woman with a train, how's it woke?
>>736021689fucking moron
>>736007109It's actually a pain in the ass to get Arthur fat and outright impossible in the late game.
>>736018581Those are evil things thoughbeit.
>>736012913>who is sending out these anons to vehemently hate games like rdr2, god of war, marathon?These are just plain bad, man
>>736003097>MICAH, HOW DARE YOU ACT LIKE AN OUTLAW!why are rockstar of david writers like this?
i still cant believe that one mission where lenny goes up to a confederate soldier and theres a whole sequence of him saying DARKIE and BLACKIE or whatever and then he finally spits out the word nigger in the most forced tone ever. IM ACCCTTTTTINGNGGGG levels of cringe.
>>736022167we don't sign out posts here
>>736012913>rdr2, god of war, silent hill f, marathon>all pozzed trashGEE I wonder why?
>>736018581>*Votes Biden/Harris in 2024*
Dos vaqueros gays comiendo budin.
>>736013558I was constsntly having my guy pound canned good from the store while he was riding around and still constantly got alerts about him being underweight
>>736027481no gay cowboys in the game
>>736027252Yes that is what I'm doingThere's a lot of other trash that gets no attention, why these few?
>>73601858121 years ago, Brokeback Mountain was released and it ruined an entire generation of mountain men.
YOU SAID YOU KNEW SPANISH
I sure do love a game where every single action you make takes an entire business day to complete.
>>736021689You're so simple-minded, aren't you?
>HE INSISTS! INSISTS!!!
>>736004134shut the fuck up (highkey)
>>736003097>You keep on misgenderin’ folk dutch, now that ain’t right.
>>736007554>When I'm gone, they'll just find another colored man, they have to, they have to justify their wages.
>>736003097>Now Dutch I was with you when we was roundin' up all them hook nosed fellas...but putting them in ovens? It just don't feel right...
>>736003097This game is fucking boring shit and I hate it and every single character in it. "Ooh look at the man sawing the log - so detailed!", doesn't make the gameplay any less shit.
>>736031545This negro did not play the game
>>736005695how did anyone actually get fat back then without preservatives and fast food?
>>736031545This game is boring but the characters are not the reason for that at all
>>736031892It's easier to get fat eating trail mix than it is eating industrially produced double cheeseburgers.
>>736031545Imagine being filtered by the most mainstream game imaginable.
>>736031892pemican >a high-protein, high-calorie food made from a mixture of dried meat, melted fat, and sometimes berries, originally created by Indigenous peoples of North America. It is known for its long shelf life and was historically used as a vital food source for explorers and fur traders
>>736032445
>>736005695Got fat to try if I could stop the roped together scene in Tahiti. Didn’t work. Shit game 0/10
>>736031545the gameplay is fine>beautiful video game replica of the american western>explore it and western things happen>shoot a guys brains out with a colt revolver>spin gun on your finger >spin 540 degrees and walk awayim supposed to hate this?
>>736005695me too. fat arthur is canon to me because it explains why the gang never has any money, arthur is spending it all at the general store on food
>>736009510>take the fish back to town bar>throw it on the table of the people playing poker>they all flip their shit>shootout
>>736031892>>736032445It doesn't look remotely as good irl, let alone back in the day.
>>736032667Oregon trail?
>>736033630>dis nigga hating on delicious fruit-jerky
>>736031395least subtle bait in the whole damn territoryArthur can rob trains and hogtie half of Lemoyne but even he wouldn’t jump straight to cartoon villain monologue tier. try harder, edgelord.
>>736027586When I replayed it on PC I would just use a cheat menu to keep resetting him to fat everyday
>>736036676based
>>736036886i was just being autistic. I wanted him completely fat at the start of the game and then after contracting TB I would reset him to slightly less fat each chapter letting him go full skinny by the finale
