>>736005523She's the best and cutest!
>>736005523I want to kiss her all over
>>736005523Are those shoes from Gran Pulse?
>>736005523cute boots
happy vanille wife, happy life.
how to know if I have prostate cancer?
>>736005523>naked pits and tummySLUT
>>736006656doctor here, you don't need a prostate exam anymore. When you get older around 40-50ish depending on family history, you can ask your family physician to check your physical blood work for a PSA level.Obvious concerning signs are if you have trouble peeing but most likely that's just enlarged prostate not cancerFun fact is that getting prostate cancer is very common once you're really old but by then you gonna die anyways
>>736006879It's over.
>>736006879can I do blood check?
Vanilles fingers massaging your prostate keeps cancer away.
>>736006989well yeah, just ask your doctor to order the blood work but don't worry about it until you are like 50 unless there is a history of prostate cancer in your family, then you could start checking around 40
>>736007080>but don't worry about it until you are like 50Wouldn't it be better to plan ahead before age 50?
>>736007129you don't need to plan ahead unless there's a history of prostate cancer in your family or you have other risk factors like chronic smoker or exposed to PVC chemicals for years or some shit
>>736007186ok thks
>>736006879Why not tell him too that masturbating decreases chances of prostate cancer? Yes, the one thing femnazi and woketards keeps telling you it's evil actually can save your life.What are doctors doing on 4chan anyway?
>>736007301I work night shifts at a hospital and it's dead as fuck right now.Got any more questions?
>>736006879>Obvious concerning signs are if you have trouble peeing but most likely that's just enlarged prostate not cancerIs an slight aching sensation after cooming sometimes also a sign of cancer
>>736007675No your dick is just sore. I mean you have trouble emptying your bladder. like you want to pee but nothing comes out and you still feel like going afterwards cause your bladder is still half full
>>736007709>I mean you have trouble emptying your bladder. like you want to pee but nothing comes out and you still feel like going afterwards cause your bladder is still half fullI also have this sensation
>>736007709I mean in addition to problems peeing, though it's not that severe, it's more that I feel like my piss stream is weaker sometimes. And it's usually in connection to when I've coomed last.
>>736007629Yes, why aren't you playing video games instead of posting on /v/?
I love Vanille.
>>736008803Same
>>736008928Then it is time to say something nice about Vanille.
Gorgeous.
>>73600927120 years old game btw.
>>736010426Well, you see, Vanille is, in fact, eternal.
This game is shit and so is vanille
Vanille is magnificent, experts claim.
>>736010939>>736011112I prefer Imouto san. Younger, more vibrant, more fertile.
>>736005523I want a prostate exam from Vanilla
Was it ever confirmed what Vanille’s butthole tastes like?
>>736011550Yes. Play the game.
>beating chapter 11 gives you a vanilla theme for your ps3i wish more games did things like this with the trophies
>>736011869What did it look like?
>>736011691I’ll have to get my ps3 from storage again.. why dont they port this one?
>>736011956
>>736012024They ported Vanille on PC in 2014 anon.Why do you think SE still exists? Yup, Vanille's sales are that powerful.
>>736012148how many vanille pics do you have? I'm concerned..
>>736012205Not enough! Thousands.
>>736008803 based and pulse-pilled She unironically carries the entire game’s emotional core. Yeah the combat is hallway simulator for 20 hours, yeah Snow won’t shut the fuck up, but every time Vanille’s on screen the whole vibe shifts. The accent, the little half-smile when she’s clearly hiding cosmic guilt, the contrast between “manic pixie Australian gremlin” and “ancient eldritch fossil who doomed the world.” Also I will never forgive Nomura for making one of the most expressive character models of the PS3 era and then locking her in 720p for eternity. Look at those eyes. 2009 and it still mogs half the slop coming out now. Vanilleposting is eternal.
>>736012309>manic pixie Australian gremlin>ancient eldritch fossil who doomed the worldAn unexpected, but apt way to compactly describe Vanille.
>>736012309>pulse-pilledI wish the game was just an adventure on pulse. Everytime they mention cocoon i want to kill myself and snow.
I love vanille
>>736012309Really should have just kept her as the main protagonist, it's her game What is Lightning even there for aside from being a bitch with a bad attitude
>>736005523Imagine being 30+ and writing this
Vanille has one of the best legs in gaming. Reminds me of my first GF back in mid 00s.
>>736007301Generally routine ejaculation not specifically masturbation. The best way to routinely ejaculate is with your wife.Telling people to masturbate is poor advice like telling people to drink red wine for their heart, it’s the antioxidants that are beneficial and you can get them in dark grape juice or tea or many other sources that don’t involve alcoholism
You see, the next time some weird, suspicious guys who look like members some satanic Globohomo cult say something like>Refrain not; to kill King Edward is right.while also trying to gaslight you into thinking it's your destiny to do so, remember Vanille and her wisdom, according to which we say to piss off those motherfuckers:>Refrain; not to kill King Edward is right.Vanille. Big brain. Good girl.
She gets a little too exited at the end I thinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPzUmQuXbM
>>736005523Damn op
>>736013691>i will never make vanille orgasm by blasting her foeswhy am i even alive
>>736013045Only one?
>>736015836Only one with such beautiful long legs.
>>736013045To me it's the shoulders
>>736016569Vanilles shoulders?
every inch of vanilles body is precious and needs to be worshipped
>>736009271>>736010426I miss how clean and sharp games from this era can look.
>>736005523i wish i looked like Vanille ;-;
>>736016796too bad, default settings unreal engine is what you get
>>736017072I would pount the shit out of you while stroking your 10 inch twink cock
Is there any way to return to Vanille?
>>736016653Who else's?
>>736017395Yes but it requires a piece of rope and a strong tree branch
>>736005523Bump
>>736020165i want to bump vanilles cervix, if you know what i mean
>>736017535Dream-Selphie please leave
Is there a reason FF13 keeps showing up lately? Did something happen?
whats vallies favorite food? whats her bloodgroup, day of birth and zodiac sign?
>>736005523I like Vanille, but I like Lightning even more
>>736020738it's alright we cant all have good taste
>>736005523Vanille got me into hebes
>>736021068she's 19/10
>>736021115i was expecting just a string of zeroes in the spoilers and am left disappointed
>>736021232is this better? 10011
>>736013120It is not poor advice if there's never going to be a wife anyway.
>>736011474That's only in the spinoff
>>736022379in wat gaiden does she have a little sister
>>736020814Go fuck yourself fag, don't address me
>>736022594i assumed by imouto you meant lightning's little sister from 13-2
>>736022819i never said anything i should've replied to that guy too i guess
>>736013120>Food analogyTell me you're from reddit without telling me you're from reddit.
>>736005523if i fix my going into games machine and Vanille doesn't smell like Vanilla i'm going to be so sad
>>736013691woah
i want to tonguefuck vanilles vanilla hole so badly bros
Amazing
>>736005523Cute pseudo-aussie accent.
>>736024416Vanille > Yuffie
look at her go
>>736024602>>736024416honestly, i never got Yuffie's appeal, she stealing my shits in FFVII just made me automatically dislike her
>>736012108Man.. I miss PlayStation themes. Fucking faggot PS5 went with the minimalist bullshit
>>736024516>VegemiteDoes she drink VB and eat Tim Tams?
>>736024739Background themes still exist on the PS5.
>>736024739Yeah PS3 may have been shit for a lot of things but its menu is pretty sleek. King of Fighters XII also gives some themes right off the disc, I was kinda sad that Persona 5 didn't.
>>736024780>Does she drink VBnot fosters?
>>736012108thats like kino out of 100
>>736025173apparently Fosters is not even brewed in Australina no more
>>736024780>>736025173What does vegemite taste like and can you use it for sexy stuff?
>>736025414Even ones sold in Australia? It's not that uncommon for brands to be brewed elsewhere, all the Asahi beer that is sold in Europe is brewed in Italy with some sort of recipe license.
>>736020665We all realized we have been too harsh on the game and it still contains sovl despite its shortcomings
>>736025615I never downright hated it even in 2009. But man does it need something to break up the pace of just running to the next fight. If I was a reviewer I'd rate it as "exhausting" which then again is also somewhat fittingly the name of the Drakengard theme.
>>736024471>Voiced by an actual Aussie>Pseudo-aussie
>>736025491I just make my own home hooch with DIY ingredients from the store. (No, I'm not distilling it or doing anything illicit with it like selling it to someone, I just don't want to pay the dumb bitch taxes on alcohol products), I just mix and let it sit and drink. Clerks won't know I'm homebrewing things because I'm sneaky like that. Plus fuck those beerjews trying to make people addicted to their brands.
>>736026515Its that rough for you guys down there? Can you have your own still or wine ballons?
>>736026515Tell us more about your home brewery, I want to avoid Jewish beer taxes too.
>/>736028382
Vanille!
>>736020665zoomers are trying to rewrite history again
>>736030659rewritting history would be to say that nobody ever hated the game, this is new history
Vanilles tight pussy in my mouth!
>>736005523>"Sell-Out" animationIts her right? Anyways, lost buckets to those, its a trilogy even
>>736020665Some faggot e-celeb probably made a video about it.
>>736012308>She literally cums when she summonsI wish Claire would do this too
>>736033178if Vanille was my gf, i would wonder if i could ever satisfy her like Hecatoncheir does
