This movie makes me angrier than you can even imagine. It deviates from the plot of Super Mario Galaxy so much it's insane. Why the FUCK can't we get an accurate adaptation of the game? They're just turning Mario into a movie for children.
>>736012159>mario game>plotHahahahahahahahahHHHahababBabBBababahahahabanjaahsg
>>736012159>They're just turning a game for children into a movie for children.Grow up. You're not the target audience anymore.
>>736012159>skipped sunshinethose FUCKERS
>>736012159I will clap at Fox McCloud while you shit your diaper. Cope.
>Galaxy>Odyssey>Wart>Star Fox>BABIES>movie is only 90 minutesThis is gonna just be like strapping on a rocket and running into memberberries with no brakes, isnt it?
>>736013787That's what all the early reviews said.
>>736013838>>736013787Literally like the first movie.
>>736012159fun bait
>>736012159>plot of Super Mario GalaxyLiterally didn't have one>>736013787>OMG Mario is just going to like, reference Mario?! UNHEARD OF!
>>736013787That's kinda what the first one was. Though I think there is something to be said for a video game film actually sticking to the source material and not having some faggot director going "I've not played the games or read anything about them, but I think I can put my own (better) spin on it".
>>736012159>bing bing wahoo franchise>plotNobody fucking cares. This is a movie made so that you can keep your kids entertained for a couple hours.
>>736013927Sonic movies did that.
>>736013752I hope that, out of ironic spite for Nintendo spoiling the reveal early, people flip the fuck out in theaters when Fox shows up like the chicken jockey
>>736014095I’m sure someone will try to make it a chicken jockey moment but the Mario movies don’t have the ironic following the mineycrafta movie had.
>>736013787Thats exactly what the first movie was.
>>736013927Miyamoto oversees these movies. He notoriously never puts any real substance in the Mario games, so it's not hard to see why the movies are more the same.
>>736013787exactly what the first movie was. this garbage has no pacing and no substance.
>>736015004Nintendo as a whole just views movies as a glorified ad to get various IPs into the public subconscious. With the original it was for DK and Mario Wonder’s benefit, now it’s Star Fox and Pikmin.
>>736013594>You're not the target audience anymore.I should always be the target audience. My opinions matter more than anyone else's, because they're mine.
>>736012159The story in Super Mario Galaxy kind of sucked a whole lot of ass.
>>736012159>This movie makes me angrier than you can even imagine. It deviates from the plot of Super Mario Galaxy so much it's insane. Why the F**K can't we get an accurate adaptation of the game? They're just turning Mario into a movie for children.
Why is every animated movie today so fucking saturated? Are kids these days colorblind or something?
>>736012159>They're just turning Mario into a movie for children.unlike the games?
>Here's the Mario movie>Here's the Mario-into-Smash movie>Here's the Smash movieThis entire time they were just building up to a Smash movie. This ENTIRE time. That's why everything moves at a breakneck pace: they needed to get into space ASAP. It's not a Galaxy movie so much as it is an excuse to include Fox, ROB, and Pikmin. I'm willing to bet Samus and/or Captain Falcon are in one of the two post-credit scenes.
>>736012159these movies ain't for me since i don't like girlbosses
>>736017846I just realized something. You know how Nintendo has this thing about calling games "The [game title] Game" in Directs and the like? That was ALSO in preparation of the movie thing, since all the movies will be called "The [game title] Movie." Does anyone know exactly when they started doing this?
Here's a question, how the fuck did the Super Mario Bros Movie beath the absolute shit out of Detective Pikachu, even though Detective Pikachu had more star power and a higher budget.>>736018091Super Mario Bros. was already a film.
>>736012159I was watching the first movie with my son and thought about showing him the 1993 movie.
>>736018294I don't think live action-animation mix movies ever do nearly as well as pure animation.
>>736012159Has the full "plot" leaked yet? How bad is it?
>>736018391Minecraft doubled Pokemon, and Mario still beat that too.
>>736012224Did you not play Galaxy?
>>736018484there's a Peach and FOX 30 minute sex scene
>>736018091I think a lot of people thinking the Wii U was just a tablet for the Wii mind broke them really hard so they try to make everything as clear as possible now
>>736018658The storybook is not the plot of Galaxy
>>736012159Sorry we have decided to adapt four or five different Mario games at the same time and also Fox McCloud and Pikmin are there.
>>736018658i did. there's next to no story>bowser is capturing peach during the starbit festival>rosalina has a spaceship to help mario get to the power stars he needs and eventually confront bowser>he's assisted by lumas that transform into new areas when fed>bowser is defeated and his nonsense ends up creating a new galaxy>do it all again as luigi if you wanteverything storybook related is tangential and nobody wants an hour of lost child melodrama sans mario in a mario movie anyways
>>736012159Rosalina's Feet.
>>736018484surprisingly no. we're in the dark about how any of the disjointed scenes we've been shown will piece together
>>736012159I mean the very first animated Mario show did that all the time
>>736018091>Does anyone know exactly when they started doing this?shortly before Wonder was announced. i remember hearing it a couple times for various games, and then the wonder reveal kept repeating "the super mario wonder game" in an unnatural way which signalled it was a deliberate thing
>>736017846yeah they are going to give us the NCU, with smash brothers instead of avengers. sonic 4 will have a smash invite credits scene. legend of zelda will have them find a green CGI pipe in a credits scene.
>>736019230now you'll see why i modestly call myself a PEnis
>>736019230>starting a post with "I mean" signs of a retard or redditor, go back
They're setting up a smash Bros movie
>>736019189You can easily piece together the plot of the first half of the movie by just paying attention>movie starts with Bowser painting scene>Bros get a call to go to Tostarena to investigate a pipe, find Yoshi>Montage with the Bros and Yoshi>Jr attacks Comet Observatory, random Luma escapes>Bros return and get ready for the Star Festival/Peach’s Birthday>Mario gives Peach the parasol. Later that night the Luma finds Peach and asks her for help. Peach and Toad take a Launch Star to the Gateway Galaxy>Mario finds Peach’s note and the Toads go nuts with the Princess gone. Another montage with the bros keeping the peace before Jr steals the castle>Yoshi hijacks Megaleg and uses it to free the castle, causing it to crash into HoneyhiveAfter this point it gets a bit muddy>Peach and Toad go to Wart’s Casino in Gateway for (reason), presumably a subplot involving Ukiki that winds up with them meeting Fox>Bros and Yoshi find their way to Gateway and reunite with Toad before heading to Fossil Falls to find the macguffin Yoshi has>Peach does shit on her own where she learns that Rosalina is her sister/relative>everyone reunites before the big finale >(finale)>Everyone + Fox watch the Observatory take off
>>736019920everyone shut up this anon has a new and interesting avenue of discussion for us to pursue within this thread
>>736019985i can think of a number of ways this could be wrong and go differently, chief among them being that tostarena feels like a cold open scene and the bowser stuff happens after that while yoshi is with peach and toad on a tour.
>>736019146And they already failed to adapt it at point one.
>>736020226Unless they edited Yoshi out of the painting scene like they did with the initial Jr reveal, I doubt it takes place after Tostarena. All the trailers and previews drive the point hard that the Bros quickly bond with Yoshi to the point where Toad gets jealous. Also I don’t think we’ve seen a single scene where Yoshi and Peach interact yet.
>>736018294because "Detective Pikachu" is not a brand. Pokemon is a brand, Detective Pikachu sounds like a spin-off for babies even to the unfamiliar normie. If they called it "The Pokemon Movie" and changed absolutely nothing it probably would have made twice as much.
>>736019920post credit scene teases kirby
>>736020735yeah and all the first movie trailers pointed hard to girlboss peach but in reality she fucks up constantly and achieves next to nothing.toad complains about yoshi being part of the group and it's compounded by peach tasking him with giving yoshi a tour while mario and luigi respond to bowser requesting their presence.
>>736012159>They're just turning Mario into a movie for children.I have some unfortunate news for you about the Mario franchise as a whole.
>>736020942Pikachu is the brands mascot, it's not like people wouldn't have been able to get that it's a Pokemon Movie.
>>736021210I didn't say people didn't get that it was a pokemon movie moron
>>736012159Anon this is for five year olds. It's like getting mad at Bluey. The games are for everyone the movies are for kids. Relax.
>>736021462Pikachu is so synonymous with the Pokemon Brand I don't think anyone would think it's just some spinoff, it's the Pokemon movie, a film that follows the game story would be fucking retarded anyway.
>>736017137it was just one backstory, that was it.
