Am I the only one who just… didn’t like Klonoa 2?
>>736019250That's Klonoa G2, not Klonoa 2.
>>736019909What does the G stand for?
>>736020038Gaykemoshotas
>>736019250>>736019909>>736020038>>736021047i want klonoa to punch me in the stomach and kick me and spit on me and slap me and then fuck my throat and ass
>>736019250Can you shut the fuck up? Nobody literally at all who lives in the real world gives a fuck about this game.
>>736021198I live in the real world and I give a fuck
>>736020038G-UnitAlso did anyone get their Klonoa shirt from Fangamer? I got it as a 2XL because I need to lose weight so I gotta do it for him.
>>736021675Mine is out for delivery today! Wahoo!good luck losing weight
In 2 more months. The TONDE video will be 20 Years old.Fucking hellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6xbViIxyTA
Much like classic Ninja Gaiden, the series was never the same without Hideo Yoshizawa.
>>736019250You are a retarded gay nigger.
>>736021198nobody that lives in the real world posts on /v/
>>736022609I second this.
>>736021152hahaha just kidding guys lol
>>736021902The sequel should have been time-travelslop just like Yoshizawa intended.
>>736021496You're a fake boy!
>>736023761boyproof...
>>736019250
>>736019250I don't believe you didn't like Klonoa 2, if you loved Klonoa 1 in any way, then the sequel doesn't do enough different to warrant a dislike. Personally I love the story, but it also has very wonky pacing that is exacerbate by you wandering around the overworld and entering non-levels that hold only cutscenes. That's just the trade-off you make when you need to put more focus on character moments.
Lolo!!!!!!
Was the dream fake or was I the faker all along?
>>736021047klonoa is a wholesome, heterosexual cat rabbit thing you wretched sodomite
>>736026986>cat rabbithe's just a cat
>>736027360He's a cat rabbit thing. He's got rabbit ears, and his jumping ability is more similar to that of rabbits than cats.
>>736026986he's a wholesome homosexual
>>736027629rabbits don't pounce on you
>>736027747when does klonoa ever "pounce" on someone?
>>736027629>He's got rabbit earsHe just has long ears. Rabbit ears stay parallel to each other, and have thinner fur near the tips. Klonoa's ears spread out away from each other, and get fluffier at the ends.>his jumping ability is more similar to that of rabbitsRabbits are stereotypically known for jumping high. Klonoa does not jump high, he can just hover and use enemies to double jump.Other evidence Klonoa is just a cat>Hates carrots (rabbit stereotype is to love carrots)>Has a cat nose>Has pointy teeth like a cat>Hates water (Cats stereotypically can't swim)>Gets directly called a feline in crossover gamesThis isn't a slugcat situation where you can see it's a fusion between two different species. Klonoa is a stylized cat, and has no strong rabbit traits. The rabbit thing is a meme perpetuated by the /bun/ threads on /trash/ to justify some shotafags posting him there.
>>736027921He pounced on me in bed last night
>>736028452You're just disregarding all rabbit traits and only focusing on the cat traits.Cat ears don't get fluffier at the end either, so where is that trait coming from? Long ears are a rabbit trait.>Rabbits are stereotypically known for jumping highIt's not a stereotype. There are literally rabbit show jumping competitions because of their athletic ability.>Klonoa does not jump highAre you blind? Have you even played a klonoa game instead of just looking at porn?
>>736028989he was never designed with rabbits in mind
Does Klonoa prefer cake or pie?
>>736028989>Cat ears don't get fluffier at the end eitherFair enough, but Rabbit ears still remain parallel to each other. You don't draw a rabbit and have their ears go in separate directions perpetually. That's just not signposting for a rabbit.>Have you even played a klonoa game Yes I have, and every time I've jumped I've never felt like he jumps high. Mario jumps high. Sonic can even jump high with momentum. Klonoa can only do a weak jump that must be extended with hovering to make notable distance.
BEEEG klonoa, beeg, very beeg lonoa.
Klonoa can freely wander from one canon to another. That's a fact.
>>736021675I got mine 3 days ago.
>>736029939Most definitely cake.
Oyasumi
Maybe Yoshizawa can finally do the time travel thing in Klonoa 3.
>>736033871the world isn't ready for the klonoaverse
>>736031602I want Klonoa’s “cake” if you know what I mean lol
>>736033302I wanna lick Klonoa’s mouth
>>736032569Boy and girl…
>>736037339Monk
>>736021152Haha funny joke I definitely wouldn’t want that.Unless…
KLONOA NEEDS TO FUCKING FUCK ME
>>736040976but that is selfcest
>>736021675Considered it but they didn't have my size on the EU store
Why exactly does Klonoa need a canon?
>>736019250All your fag shit aside, is the collection a good way to play the game?
>>736041153>is the collection a good way to play the game?emulate unless you can't for whatever reason
>>736041325What if you have drain bamage?
>>736040976Based
>>736041153no, it has worse shading, worse SFX, and worse animations
