>mario is not allowed to have a romantic relationship with peachwhy is nintendo like this?
Wanna keep the Bowser fanbase happy.
>>736019497Mario was the first NTR game.
The true face of Nintendo
>>736019745nint0ddlers in general are all cuckoldslink x zeldamario x peachsamus x ridleydecades upon decades of forcefed cuckoldry raised the perfect, castrated nint0ddler basedmale
>>736019602The Bowser fanbase is all gays who do not support bowser x Peach
>>736019497Red Protagonist = VirginIt's a japanese rule
>>736019497She is a princess and he is just a NEET since Nintendo fired him from his plumber and doctor jobs.
>Peach x Luigi>Mario x PaulineIt always has been this way.
>>736019497miyamoto went on record saying he thinks of the mario characters as like actors on a tv show. they play their parts in the mainline titles then go-kart on the weekends.
All those times he was chasing Bowser he was actually sprinting towards the cuck chair cause he was so fucking horny......mama mia....
Jannies ain't gonna like this one
>>736020017wrong. Check Rance and come talk again cuck. Mario is a communist Italian plumber. Of course he would be a cuck who enjoys sharing because sharing is caring and he might as well share Peach.
The obsession with cuckoldry on this website needs to be studied. You kids are not alright.
>>736020257Japanese website.
>>736020257The funny thing is, most guys on 4chan have a 0% chance of ever actually being cucked, because you need to have a girlfriend/wife to be a cuck. So they're scared of something that'll never happen to them.
>>736020257Nintendo website
>>736020236>Rance>RedAnon...are you colorblind ?
>>736020257I blame the pornjews on this one.
>>736020236Rance is green and green character = rape
>>736020368There's plenty of "red" non-cucked permavirgins that are of Japanese origin. Ryuu for example has the thematic red colors etc etc etc. This is just plain retarded type of shit. Red = Action hero type of guy like the Red Ranger. That's all it is about when it comes to color coding. America is the one where the red shirt is the guy that gets killed.
>>736020424What about Goblin Slayer, black and red? He's a monofag.
>>736019872I don't get it Anon
>>736020340lmao actually so true, when I was younger I was like "cheating is the worst thing in the world, if it happens to me it'll destroy me" then some time later I realized wait that can't ever happen
>>736020494NahRed = Virgin and that's final
>>736019497Good.Mario is with Mayor Pauline as of Odyssey.The Mareach saga has ended, and all of the snoys will mald as Mario saves his daughter, Bananza Pauline, from a new villain.
>>736020551Marth has a loving wife who he canonically breeds and knocks up, Mario is a virgin
>>736020615Name 10.
>>736020706Wow, Marth won
>>736020671>daughterYou mean his wife
>>736020548Goblin Slayer is 100% a cuck.Now the goblins, they're green, and remember what I said earlier?
Mario will have a daughter with Mayor Pauline, and the snoys will no longer be able to prove that Nintendo fans are permavirgins because Mario will have a daughter with Mayor Pauline.
>>736019497>believing NoAWhy are burgers all cucks?
>>736019497unless its fire emblem or xenoblade characters dont romance each other in nintendo games
>>736020768My personal leaker told me that that is what the next 3D Mario is about.Last night, he told me to pray for a Pauline spinoff game to be announced.
why is this board so obsessed with cuckoldry?
>>736020985People that have permanently imprinted on the year 2016.
>>736020313not even japs and koreans are that obsessed
>>736020985because no one here interacts with women outside of their mother so they believe they're all lying, cheating, dirty whores that only exist to inflict misery on men
>>736020985A lot of Switch gamers
>>736021025KEKIROOOOOO
Did Gannon fuck Zelda too?
>>736019497He already has a GF.
>>736021025What happened that year?
>>736020257cucktards are trying to normalize it
>>736020805>Mario will have sex and then I, the virgin Nintendo fan, will no longer be a virginIt doesn't work like that you fucking retard.
>>736021196This dude thought this was just the funniest shit. Take a moment to think about that.
>Lovers can't be friendsNo wonder you fags hate women.
>>736019497>Like Link and Zelda
>>736021160Satan's avatar became president of the most powerful country on earth
>>736020737MarioDanteViewtiful JoeTerryRedRagnaKnuckleIchibanLlyodLars
>>736021196/tg/sissas still haven't explained this one.
>>736021057>they're all lying, cheating, dirty whores that only exist to inflict misery on menYou don't have to be a cuck to believe that
>>736021259>Nigger>Well articulated sentences LMAO
>>736021321The orange? He's doing a good job. I hope he do more tho.
>>736019497He has to mirror his fanbase
>>736021057Because it's the truth, even that fat hag will leave you for a younger richer dude.
>>736021057the fact that you believe the opposite makes you the cuck, not them
>>736019602would have made mario her boyfriend then, because now it's not even NTR
>>736021196anyone has the GOW version of this?
>>736021297they never get officially together in any of the games.also, link usually already has a girlfriend that isn't zelda
>>736021297They were closer in skyward sword
>>736020548He watched his sister get fucked and in a harem property, that's NTR.
>>736020706>>736019872They look like brother and sister.
>>736021253
Dis niqqa thinks thirty years of kisses on the cheek signifies a sincere romantic relationship
>>736021369What's it like, being an NPC that gladly terminates their own thoughts given a preprogrammed set of stimuli?
I hate tripfags so much./v/ needs to be purged
>>736021196Depressing shit.
>>736021808He literally proves my point by the end of his own post however?
>>736021808>No bitch. dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
Is Luigi and Daisy still good to go?
>>736019497Because he is a cartoon character that jumps on turts. The ip just doesn't need remonatic relationships in it
>>736021812Boo.
>>736019872Fire emblem movies when?
>>736021975nope
Mariofags are giving Sonic autists a run for their money with all the shitty porn threads and general autism and fetishes involving the princesses
>>736021812Is the tripfag here in the thread with us?
>>736022053Not the most horrifying outcome, though I wonder why they haven't made a female heel in the Mario pantheon.
>>736021905stfu simp
>>736022138Concession accepted.
>>736021982The person who wrote super paper Mario would disagree.
>>736019745KEK
dont all the female partners in paper mario games all throw themselves at him
>>736021196The Kratos version is my favorite
>>736022298Where would you stick your penis into a bob omb?
>>736022391in the blowhole
>>736020017There's a good chance Dante unironically is a virgin.
THEY'RE GAMES FOR CHILDREN CHILDREN DON'T CARE RELATIONSHIPSPLAY SOMETHING THAT ISN'T FOR KIDS
>>736020340>they're scaredBro it's our fetish
>>736019872Nah.
>>736019497I reckon if Peach and Mario ever actually settle down, that'd be the end of their story and it wouldn't feel right having new games with the same kidnapping plot. Not to mention how part of Bowser's motivation is to marry Peach himself and as evil as he is, I don't think he'd be a home wrecker. Porn isn't canon and he'd want to set a good example for Jr. I think this is why Wonder had Bowser doing evil that was entirely unrelated to Peach. They're going to start downplaying the implied romance of a brave hero rescuing a beautiful girl so no one starts to question why they aren't banging. Or Miyamoto just REALLY doesn't want sex to be a thing in his universe. Sexy outfits for girls still being allowed of course.
>>736022558>having new games with the same kidnapping plotThe last time it was that Mario hat game. After that, with the whole "woman power" shit, Peach or any other princess is kidnapped anymore. The last "new game" some weird critters was the victims instead.
>Red = virginHuh?
>>736021297BotW and TotK ship them super hard too. The Japanese version of the main quest logs are way more explicit about it.
>>736020236>tranime
>>736020000Why did no one check these Quads?
>>736023008Who cares? It doesn't matter in the greater scheme of things. Go outside.
>>736022554How did they get away with this
>>736022676>Ada is the protagonist
>>736019497Its a kids game anon..
>>736021712Removing your name and trip to make a post anonymously and then screencap it to make it seem like you've got people in your corner is honestly more cringe than if you'd just taken a screencap of your own post with your name and trip still on.
>>736021596Skyward SwordSpirit TracksZelda 2Botw/Totk
>>736021982>>736022537>>736023136Except they've always pushed for it in a bunch of games and other media until recent years.I guess the reason is they're trying really, REALLY hard to distance peach from the 'damsel in distress' and 'romantic interest' roles.
>>736019497Because they became disneytendo
>>736019497Based Nintendo appeals to the Beauty and Beast fags like me. I don't give a fuck about the cucking.
>>736023076You witnessed a 1 in 100 000 phenomena.I preserved board culture.Another contribution for me
>>736021330Redbros???? our response?
>>736021057>they're all lying, cheating, dirty whores that only exist to inflict misery on menThis is true tho
>>736021374>He's doing a good job.He really isn't.
>>736022085yeah
>>736021196>Sometimes I'm there>SometimesIt's the little things man.
>>736019497Cant wait till Miyamoto dies
>>736021196Its funny seeing zoomers trying to force this on millenials when zoomer literally have the highest virginity rate among males and zoomer women are literally just coming out of an STI crisis. Not to mention that zoomers are responsible for the rise in OF shit. Oh, and they get big mad about harem but soiface at BLACKED and NTR cuck shit.Why are zoomers so ashamed of their cuck culture?
>>736023083By being implicit about it. They could always just say the babies have all their own unknown fathers and Rex is just posing with his friends. It's plausible deniability even though we all know what that pic really means.
>>736023653I hope Chibi holds a vigil for him too.
>>736023671Zoomie meltdown in 5. They dont like when you point that out
>>736022053Why would a little girl find this funny? I'm starting to doubt the author's backstory on these works.
>>736022535I'm sure he's filled someone's dark soul with LIiigIiigightt Liggghhtt lighghhht
>>736019497>>736021196Why are Nintendo gamers like this
>>736023118She is the protagonist of 4 and 6 tho?
>>736020340I was cucked at a young age when my childhood girl friend dated other boys and rejected me
>>736023910Your life is a NTR doujin kek
adult men can't comprehend the concept of long-running children's ip keeping a status quo so that a baby that was born yesterday doesn't need to catch up with a 560 seasons of built-up relationship drama of super mario bros.
>>736019872Yep
>just friendsLiterally was written by a foid in Nintendo of America. Not canon
>>736023671>35+ year old virgin still on 4chan trying to talk down to the next generation Embarrassing..not only are you a failed cuck but you managed to copy the worst part of the boomers only without the money and financial security
>>736023671cute butthurt millennail felt called out>zoomers are responsible for the rise in OF shitthe owner of OF is a millennial, most users paypigging are millennials>soiface at BLACKED and NTR cuck shit.millennials popularized cuckoldry in 2016, and millennials are the reason the term "soi" exists
uh ohzoomgroid melty
>>736024248Fun fact: None of the instances from Nintendo of America describes them as "just friends." The word "just" is never used. They say they are friends, good friends at that, but they never imply that's as far as it goes. That's just the bare minimum considering the will-they-or-won't-they status of their relationship. Anyone telling you Nintendo said they're "just friends" is giving you the same fanfiction rewrite that you claim NoA localizations do themselves.
>>736021057I literally broke up with a girl I had dated for a month because I overheard her and her friend talking about how she loves dating some men just to waste their time and money, she also intended on having a child with me then leaving me so I'd have to pay child support.
>uh oh
We’re literally about to have a Mario movie released that’s going full Mario x Peach and we still have retards who don’t get it
lil bro is crashing out fr :wilted_rose: :skull:
Why is it always a millennial with a gay beard
>>736019497Big BowserCockIn Peach’s Peach
>>736024573>Mario taller than PeachSlop.
>>736019872Literally Who?What the fuck is this Incest shit?
>>736024675Thats Marth from Smash Bros.
Where did Nintendo say Link and Zelda are just friends?
>>736021196real question, why are boardgames players into cuckoldry?
>>736024248
>>736019745True, Bowser got cucked by kidnapping 7 Toads.
>>736023671>wordswordswords>making things upjust say you're mad, UNCucky
>>736022053>Omar
>>736021254I should not have thought about it. It hurts anon
>>736020198Jannies only hyper focus on Furry and Loli stuff though
>>736024932lol
Shut the fuck up and post some BowserXPeach
>>736020706Olimar did the same thing too
>>736019497Mario is for Pauline anyway.
>>736021596You never played Spirit Tracks don't you?
>>736019497Why would a princess be banging her plumber?
>>736019497Why do you guys want to see an ugly midget fat old italian plummer fucking a princessIs this some kind of ugly bastard fetish, I'd never get shipping tards
>>736024573
>>736022558Miyamoto wants to see Mario and Pauline back together before he dies.
>>736023204That post was from before I made my tripcode.
>>736021369Could be worse. Your average white brain shuts off when a Jew demands it does so
>>736024573Not my peach
>>736021402>>736021696>>736021791>>736021905Heck even Slippy gets married in one of the Star Fox Command Endings and has lots of Tadpole babies.
>>736026668I thought Slippy was a fucking chick?
>>736020017But Luigi has been seperated from Daisy even more than Mario's been seperated from Oeach
>>736022078Did somebody say Sonic??
>>736024573Big if true.
>>736020236>Rance>RedAnon?
>>736022558>They're going to start downplaying the implied romance of a brave hero rescuing a beautiful girl so no one starts to question why they aren't banging.Because it’s played out anon
>>736023136This whole website is full of manchildren who shout buzzword slurs like it’s their job.
the simple truth is, like Disney and Mickey, Nintendo wants Mario to be an ultra squeaky clean mascot they can insert into whatever scenario they want, no clue why people cook up conspiracies around it
>>736023258Sonic Frontiers as well
>>736024651
>>736027712>knows what sex is, isn't afraid of it>doesn't know what sex is, is afraid of it
>>736019497I just like himbo/bimbo pairings, I hate how this ship always becomes NTRbait. Mario has Pauline and a dozen other girls anyways.
>>736026791What a Chad
>>736023653A god cannot die.
>>736025264Bowser is a furry
Nintendo didn't say they're just good friends, they said they're good friends.Journos are fags.
>>736021196Chad. King shit.
>>736023671Haremslop is literally zoomergarbage, wtfdym? its their coping mechanism
>>736021196roleplay shorts are the fucking worstid rather watch a sopranos short with way too loud music and 100% sharpening filter than some nigger game store owner roleplaying a stupid customer interaction
>>736021596lol
>>736019497touch yourself, touch you friends
>>736021196>had that saved on his computerWay to prove his point retard.
>>736026917>you should toRetarded ESL Meme
>>736019497Link and Zelda are literally canon in totk
>>736021057They think their mothers, grandmothers, aunts, and sisters are that way, too.
>>736019497it's current year, mario doesn't need the princesshe can BE the princess
>>736021369Better articulated than 90% of the posts on this site.
>>736031917I typically point to this pic whenever nintendies say that Nintendo isn't in bed with Blackrock and ESG
>>736031917Trannio
The saddest part of all of this is how many subhuman animals give any kind of shit about the love/sex life of a fictional nonexistent collection of pixels and computer code.
>>736021057Is the truth. Women will cuck you, cheat on you, and take every chance they have to betray you at any given moment because they are demons that take pleasure on the suffering of other people, specially, people who trust them.
Soon
>>736021369>Say this when he just read a well articulated post by a nigger pointing at the factsReally makes you think.
>>736032037>>736033035See >>736021905 shitskin(s)
>>736033145It's a whole new sentence. He's right. It's just coming up with dogshit to be upset about and make it everyone else problem. He got the point across.
>>736019497Who even cares? Would Mario seriously benefit from having a romance system?
>>736026764Luigi owns multiple mansions with horny ghost sluts however
>>736033385>Dats>Wtf>is youYour bait is shit and you should feel bad.
>>736033906and yet you understand his meaning perfectly
>>736019497Women prefer Peach with Bowser
personally i hate bowser x peach because i think bowser deserves better
>>736021057Look at all of these incel replies to this post proving it right
>>736034042He does. Poor guy is aiming too low.
>>736032876>peach was given the umbrella instead of having chosen it herselfGay hollywood crap
Why is every single discussion on this abomination of a board in some manner always about sex in one way or another?
