>Are you sure you want to quit?>Not sure>Quit anyway
>select which language>pick one I don’t know a single word ofI DID MY TIME
>lower slider until right square is barely visible >raise screen brightness afterwards
>autosaving, please do not turn off your computer>turns off the computerONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>Press any key>Hit reset
>Do you want to do the tutorial?>Yes>this is my third playthrough
>>736031623me with every souls game. shit is too dark
>if you start to experience epileptic symptoms please contact your doctor >start having a seizure>don’t call my doctor CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>insert coin to continue>game is on freeplay
>>736032886>insert dick to continue
>>736030871>Press enter to continue.>Type out "enter to continue"CRAAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN
>Title screen says "Press Start">Press SelectLOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
>>736034117That’s a fucking fat rat
>by signing this social contract you are promising to show respect to your fellow player>log in and call the first person I see a niggerI DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORTH FIGHTING FOR
>>736030871>play rpg>we should prepare before continuing forward>continue forward without preparing
>>736036238>item description says “you should probably save these”>use them all on a starter enemy
>>736030871>>Are you sure you want to quit?>Yes>Not sure>No>"Not sure" has 50% chance for closing the game, 50% for going back
>Press any key to continue>Call up the keyboard manufacturer to complain they forgot to put an "any" key on my board
>>736038728FUG :DDD
>>736036238Guts always prepared. That's why he kept surviving.
>read eula>do you agreee to these terms and conditions>no
>this game auto saves, do not close the game while auto saving>close the game when auto savingI HURT MYSELF TODAY TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
>press fire to continue>keyboard has no fire button
>pick story difficulty>skip every cutscene
>What's your name?>NIGGER>Are you sure you want to be NIGGER?
>aim controller on TV and shoot the button to continue>playing with mouseJUST
>>736039258Wasn’t prepared for the eclipse and had to get deus ex machinaed by SK