> Knock back a few cold onesWHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THAT IN MEDIEVAL AGES??EXCUSE ME???THEY HAD FUCKING MINI FREEZERS WITH COLD BEER IN THE YEAR 1403 IN MEDIEVAL BOHEMIA?!?!
I was there and we said that.
>THEY HAD FUCKING MINI FREEZERS WITH COLD BEER IN THE YEAR 1403 IN MEDIEVAL BOHEMIA?!?!Can you prove they didn't? I'll wait.
>>736053036KCD is so unappealing.
>>736053036I'd imagine they'd be relatively cold if you keep them in the cellarThat being said "cold one" is an early 20th century term so it's kinda retarded, I wonder what the Czech version says
>>736053036You can't expect everyone to be as autistic as CDPR was when they developed Witcher 1. It taught me a bunch of medieval insults in my language that I've never heard of up until that point.
ITT children never question why beer barrels are (often) stored in cellars.
>>736053036and how do you know how normal people talked there smartypants? from shakespeare dramas?
How about we knock back some gay sex in the meantime?
> My brother is evil. Full stop. WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT???!?! FULLSTOP?? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??? Might as well say fucking "lowkey"
>>736053667Not on sundays.
>>736053036they had cool caves to store the barrels
>>736053036>WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THAT IN MEDIEVAL AGES??homosexuals like the protagonist
Reminds of how in Evil West the main character keeps calling people nerds despite the game being set like 70 years before that term was coined
>>736053036I thought Euros hated cold beers.
The medieval era is largely fake and invented by popes and Jews
>>736053225I was there to say this anon was there to know we said that.
>>736053709Full stop literally just means period, you dummy.
>>736053803they can't afford ACs or refrigerators
>>736053858and who the fuck talks like that????
>>736053858Thats a telegram term tho
>>736053906IT BROKE NEW GROUND
>>736053947It was used in The Merchant of Venice (1600) you dingleberry
It is also a bongism.
>>736053036Guido da Vigevano invented the mini freezer and he got robbed
>>736053036>Terminology: Instead of "cold ones," Bohemian beer was often referred to as "liquid bread" (tekutý chleba) because it was considered a necessary food item consumed at breakfast, lunch, and dinner.god i wish i could have beer for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
>>736056620old beer wasn't like modern beer, it was almost literally liquid bread with very low ABV made to keep from spoiling, imagine drinking soilent day in and day out because you couldn't keep food otherwise
>>736053886So the term would make even less sense.
>>736056620that’s because water purification was practically nonexistent. they likely would’ve just called it a drink because it was one of the few safe liquids to consume regularly. it must have been incredibly low ABV otherwise they’d dehydrate to death
>>736053036Do you think people liked drinking warm beer you fucking faggot? They had cellars. Where do you think the word "lager" comes from?
>>736057554>do you thinkYou've made many bold assumptions.
>>736053469The whole game is in modern languages. If the game used actual 15th century language you wouldn't understand shit.
>>736053803Beer should be served at 8c to 16c depending on the style. Americans drink beer at 1c so they can't taste how shit their beer is.
gay game
>>736057514You just have to boil it.
>>736057514Completely false.
>>736057769Shut the fuck up
>>736056764That's just not true. There were multiple types of beer. Daily beer that was drank for calories was low ABV. Then there was a regular beer comparable to modern beer ABV. And there were high ABV specials for festivals and celebtations.
>>736057804not saying your wrong but if you had some sources I’d love to read it. my understanding is that beer or wine was the primary source of liquid in the early centuries
i dont even like this game but you have to be retarded to think that the of freezing food didnt exist until fridge and freezer
>>736053036It's an obscure LGBTQ+ medieval slang meaning "hey do you want me to cum inside your asshole?"
>>736053225I wasn't there but can confirm you were both saying that via the art of haruspicy.
>>736058668Maybe if they lived in the fucking mountain tops.
>>736058668Not to mention the CONCEPT of refrigeration didn't exist back then.
>>736058121https://www.medievalists.net/2023/05/drink-water-middle-ages/
>>736059027The concept of "if i keep stuff in the cellar it will last longer" has existed for thousands of years.
>>736059397Yeah, for wine.
>>736059464For everything, beer, meat, fruit, vegetables...
>>736058936>gay option is placed so far out of the way it must be intentional to pursue it >/v/ still manages to find it
>>736053036you have no way of knowing because you were raised on propaganda.
>>736059578They're desperately looking for it. The only people obssessed with gay romances are fujoshi and allegedly anti-gay right wing warriors
>>736059397Stuff you keep in a cellar isn't cold. Stop fucking coping it's shit writing
>he doesn't know about ice cellars
>>736059954What is a root cellar? you fucking muppet
>>736060026actually, ice didn't exist before we invented refrigeration
>>736059954You modern day moron have never been in a medieval cellar. It's cold as fuck even in summer
>>736060138>>736060076Fuck off vavra you fat retard not fooling anyone. How about fix the marvel slop writing instead
This is one of the best fucking games I've ever played. I'm ready to execute every "frustrating combat" fag in existence now for making me ignore it for so many years. I get it's kind of clunky but it's not any worse than any other RPGs and still far better than rollslop.
>>736059954you can create ice just with architecture
>>736060307does 2 still devolve into master strike spam with late game combat?
>>736060138So since beers were kept in basements because basements were cold... the phrase "knocking a cold one" is fitting?
>>736060427not sure if the faggot shit is worse than the muslim negroid, though i suppose the faggot shit is avoidable
>>736060459I don't even think cold beer was a thing, most people probably drank room temp or warm alcohol
>>736060459It's not any less fitting than the whole game that uses modern language. Do you also whine about Star Wars using the words like droid even though they couldn't have known latin long long time ago in a galaxy far away?
>>736053036Men weren't having sex with each other and frotting either back in the 1400s but sure, focus on the way they talk. That's the biggest immersion breaker in the game not the woke gay sex.
>>736060758If men weren't having sex with each other back in the 1400s, why would it be a crime then?
>>736057807>>736058936>>736060427Gay shit aside what does kissing another man feel like?
>>736060752So droid... from the word Android... is the same as saying "low key fr fr on god" in a "realistic medieval game"?
>>736060758I can assure you that they absolutely were having sex. You'd have to be in serious denial to think that men weren't fucking then.
>>736060624Room temperature back then could be anything from 10 to 20 degrees depending on the season. If you brought the beer from the cellar it could have like 11-12 degrees
>>736060849salty milk and coins
>>736060849Like walking on clouds and tasting pure ambrosia. Men are so beautiful.
>>736060863No one says "low key fr fr on god" in this game.
>>736060870it was also rightly treated as vile and sinful, shame standards have slipped but here's hoping they return
>>736060842>>736060870Common sense tells us men were fucking women just like God intended back then. Otherwise everyone would have gone extinct. Why the fuck are birthrates only just declining now exactly when everything's infected by woke fag shit and it's trendy to be gay?
>>736060921>Like walking on clouds and tasting pure ambrosiaBeing with another man like that could not possibly be so good, nothing compares to being with a woman.
>>736060985>Common sense tells us men were fucking women just like God intended back then. Otherwise everyone would have gone extinct.I did not realize we were in the presence of a Grand Wizard.
>>736061078If that's the case then why do you straight men constantly murder women and are sexless incels why gay men have a lot of sex with men?> W-women are awesome! *says the virgin who never approached a woman*Is wild. But hey maybe in your incel head you think if you praise women in a KCD 2 thread you will finally get a gf!
>>736053709What does her head look like that, holy kek
>>736060985>Why the fuck are birthrates only just declining nowI don't know, lower quality of life, higher cost of living, unaffordable healthcare, necessities such as food, gas, and electricity are going up. Not to mention the growing tensions going on not only in the US concerning the powers that be. But said powers instigating other powers on behalf of a nation they kowtow to. Just a thought.
>>736060985>Why the fuck are birthrates only just declining now exactly when everything's infected by woke fag shit and it's trendy to be gay?Are you saying it's gay men's fault that birthrates are declining?You're a literal incel yourself who will never reproduce despite you liking women.Maybe birthrates are declining because you straight men are all suicidal weeabos masturbating to anime and not approaching women?
Farquaad thread
>>736053036you've never heard of a water or earth cellar? the house my grandpa built in the 60s had almost no modern things and underneath the house they had a cellar where they stored cold drinks and potatoes and stuffnot quite freezer cold but it did a good job in the summer
>Birthrates are declining because of some gay dudes and not because gas is literally $6 a gallon lmaoHello Saars
Are we still pretending this shit didn't flop harder than Concord? Reminder that KCD1 sold over 10 million and this shit has barely cracked half of that, and that's with the massive gay push behind it.
>>736060985A few men having sex with men won't change anything about reproductive odds. No one claimed ALL men were ONLY having sex with men. That's just you making shit up.> Why the fuck are birthrates only just declining nowThe pill, mate.Also, once you hit a certain level of wealth in a civilization, people switch from r-strategy to K-strategy.
>>736061371KCD 1 sold 10 million copies in 8 years.KCD 2 sold 6 million copies in 1 year.Why are you trying to pretend it floped? Because it hurts your feelings it had gays, blacks and jews?Surely you're not so fragile you start denying the truth because you don't like it.
>>736061371>KCD1 sold over 10 millionAlmost ten years after release. Meanwhile KCD2 sold 3 million copies in just about 2-3 months.
>>736053036DILLY DILLY
The reason heterosexual incels in 4chan can't reproduce with women is uhhh because of gay men! Yes!You guys who spam "WHOOOS YOUR WAIIIFUUU" anime threads are not having babies becuase of the gays! How does that make sense? I dunno... but it's THE GAYS stopping you incels from ever having sex!!!
>>736061484Concession accepted.
>>736061572You are an imbecile.
>>736053036I think in the intro he used the term shit-faced and I turned it off soon after I tried the 'gameplay'
>>736061461>>736061484>Um actually it sold more at launchSo? It still fucking sold less and will not reach anywhere near KCD1's lifetime sales. Cope harder.
>>736061515why do gay people act so obnoxiously and then wonder why people dislike them?
>>736061643>and will not reach anywhere near KCD1's lifetime sales.You think it won't reach 10 millions sales in 7 years?
>>736061617You're retarded. The only issue with the intro is that they were supposed to be naked but for some reason they wore shorts. Same exact problem as their bathing scene in the first game.
>>736061682> Roar i hate gays i hope you all die! you're the reason i can't get laid!>> Fuck off heteroid> Wow gays act so obnoxious... can't you realize you saying that is why i hate you!?!?!?You're such a dishonest bitch lmao. Can dish but can't take?Don't be an homophobe if you don't want people cheering whenever you heterosexuals die.
>>736061515
>>736061767case in pointalso very typical that you're the kind of person who saves random twitter posts made by mentally ill weirdos
>>736061721this was read with a gay lisp
>>736061684In 7 years it might reach 9 million after it's given away for $5 on steam and EGS will inflate those numbers by counting free copies as actual sales. Meanwhile the first game will be at 20 million easy.
>>736061847You get treated exactly how you deserve, str8 trash. The only good het is a dead het.
>>736061721> He didn't fix the game with mods
>>736061890again, this is why people dislike gaysincapable of normalcy
>>736053036Musa of Mali invented fridges in between mastering nuclear power and fighting for world peace and feminism, and brought them to Bohemia.
>>736061981That's just Farquaad being Farquaad.
>>736061889There's something i don't understand about you retards.One second you claim everyone else is a "normie" and that normies are libtards and woke and yada yada. KCD was extremely hated on release even by noncultural war people due to how janky it is, /v/ hates it and proves time and time again they didn't play it.But now you're here trying to pretend everyone loved the first game, everyone is "based", everyone loved that the first game had no blacks, and that the sequel is extremely hated and nobody bought it, despite selling more copies than E33 and having more players than both Crimson Desert and E33...You guys seem to distort reality so often, such fragility.
>>736062014Damn Musa sounds based as fuck literally the Arthur Morgan of the 1400s
>>736061981What straight men consider normalcy is having sky high domestic violence, sky high divorce rates, divorce rape, killing their wife and children, and looking at you 4chan heterosexuals, having 0 sex seems part of your normalcy, along with being pedophiles.So please keep your misery to yourself, i'm sorry you straights have horrible lives but it's nobody else's fault but yours.
>>736053906the british
Just wait till you play the second game and it has fag romance, the world's smartest darkie who talks about how dumb and inferior whites are, and helping jews is a core part of the game.
>>736057630This is phrasing, not language. You can use older phrases and avoid modern ones while still in a modern dialect.
>>736062026I'm not reading your gay blogpost but I assume that you agree KCD2 was a massive woke failure proving right "go woke go broke" once again. That's why it lost GotY.
>>736062108The first game had plenty of gays too, tourist.
>>736062026KCD1 wasn't hated, neither was KCD2KCD2 is still worse than KCD1 and has no real reason to exist as the devs lost interest in authenticityalso the nigger shit was unbelievably cringe too>>736062079normal is not calling for all heterosexuals to be killed, but you are a mentally ill homosexual so you wouldn't understand that, frankly you shouldn't even be using the internet
>>736062168Are you having a schizphrenic episode?Also hilarious you try to pretend E33 is not woke when 99% of the cast is just women, and they are all brown, asian or dykes. > REEE KCD 2 is woke it has an optional gay romance!> Oh yes i wanna play E33 with dyke maelle who's voice actress is a neurodivergent dyke and an asian woman who looks like michael jackson and a brown woman!
>>736062185>KCD1 wasn't hatedTrying some history revisionism? How pathetic anon.>has no real reason to existThe first game literally ends in a cliff hanger and with nothing being solved... did you even play it?How come all the KCD 1 "fans" here haven't played the game?>normal is not calling for all heterosexuals to be killedIf you heterosexuals are the embodiment of normalcy, and looking at your suicide rates and how sexless you all are, then what's the difference between calling for your deaths with what you do? You're all a suicide statistic waiting to happen.
>>736062295ah didn't realize I was responding to the mentally ill faggot in my first comment whoops
>>736061938me on the right
>>736062374Please if you're gonna larp as a KCD 1 fan at least watch a walkthrough of it.
>>736062449please if you're going to act like a mentally ill faggot adopt a trip so we can filter it
>>736054215Man, i sure could go for a cold class of Coca-Cola™
>>736062139its also accent. go watch some youtube videos of old English accents - including all there different regional accents. fucking indecipherable without subtitles despite using words we use today
>>736062716That's true, but it's less striking than hearing a modern phrase that implicitly references a piece of technology that wasn't present in that era. A modern phrase that doesn't reference refrigeration wouldn't stand out nearly as much.
>>736063504Why does Henry need an ass like that if he's a top?
>>736062170>touristIs there a bigger Ledditor red flag than this word? It's only been used the past 8 or so years, after all the newfag Ledditors and Neofag refugees ruined this already bad board.
>>736063692Having a good set of glutes is important. Reducing lower back and knee pain, and improving overall posture. They form the body's primary powerhouse for hip extension, stabilizing the pelvis to prevent injury and correcting muscular imbalances caused by excessive sitting. Since he's often wearing armor, riding on horseback, etc. I'm sure his spine much appreciates it.
>>736053036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dliluqntiv8
>>736063692To take horses like Pepik inside him.
>>736053036You /v/iggers told me KCD was an authentic medieval simulator but actually it feels more like your bog standard jewish hollywood summer flick, thats the atmosphere of the game
>>736064431The story is trash. The immersion is kino.
>>736064431KCD1 is a decent attempt at an authentic historical game even if it is filtered through a lot of pop culture and modern garbageKCD2 was just flanderized tripe though
>>736064562Im talking about kcd1. I havent even touched 2
>>736064706KCD 1 is way more historically accurate and cares more about character's dialogues and personalities than 2.
>>736064431it's pretty whimsical, which I like.
>>736060985>gay people are at most 10% of the global population>birthrates falling through the floor These two aren't strongly correlated unless you think half of the gigachads and stacies that did all the fucking decided to be gay instead.
>>736064431I'm genuinely pleased that chuds get filtered so hard by the opinions they are told to have. Victim of a culture war, youve become a tourist of the bobby. Looking forward to the seething and cartoon reaction images.
Disco Elysium does this same shit and it breaks your immersion so hard.
>>736062040The Better Men....
>>736053036Fell for the Jewish goyslop award Vavra couldn't resist his well poisoning kike genes
>>736053036That's why they decided to start using AI for translation instead
>>736065401How so? Been thinking of trying it out but I hate that kind of thing so much.
>>736066205
>>736066246Thanks
>>736058924>Haruspicy
>>736065352What the fuck are you talking about? Thats a whole lot of projection. I didnt say shit about right or left or culture war this or that. The characters in the game talk and act like they're in a fucking shrek movie. There is nothing medieval feeling about this. I take it you must be american so you have zero frame of reference or knowledge of history or customs.
>>736053036>beginning of the game>out of nowhere Hans makes a Sharpe referenceone of the highlights of the game for me.
>>736060849Are you stupid you stupid fucking cancerous fuck
>>736060458Yes, but it's no longer random.
>>736059578>Download videogame>It has gay sex in it
>>736053036They had ways to store ice through warm season so cold beer is not unheard of. Though I doubt it was common.
>>736053036The fuck is he supposed to say?>Ic mid þē bīdan wille. Hwæt þyncþ þē, drincen wē nū sume eala?He's already speaking modern English. It's already unrealistic.
>>736053225I was there too and I can attest to what anon said back there.
>>736069819>The fuck is he supposed to say?Go to the tavern.
>>736053036What, you can accept dragons but not having a cooler?
>>736053036Wine cellars have existed for thousands of years, with rudimentary storage dating back to 4,100 BCE, but specialized subterranean cellars became prominent during the Middle Ages to protect high-value wine, utilizing cool, dark, and humid environments for agin
>>736053637Shakespeare didn't write in Middle English, he wrote in Modern English. KC2's time would be Chaucer.
>>736056764>>736057514Hey, just a quick question, but when you get paid to make it seem as if our ancestors were knuckle-dragging neanderthals who just wandered out of the caves, do you actually have to talk to your jew handler or does he just hand over the money?
I fell off the game after you reach the second map. I was 60 hours in and did everything in the first map before the wedding. I got tired of the combat, caught myself avoiding every encounter if possible. The combat never evolves, you use the same tactics against a bandit or a full knight and the game is way too big for that. Hopefully they figured out a new system for their next game.
>>736053036It might not be as apparent to foreigners, but Kingdom Come's writing and characters are not acting medieval, they're very much common Czech TV series and movie archetypes, 20th century people with 20th century problems.They do not fit into the medieval world but that was simply never the point with them.
>>736069819>i with thee, abide will. what think thee, dink we some ale?this is just pirate english just spelled with defunct letters. so maybe they should have. better than 'a couple of yeunglings'
>>736073845It wouldn't even be English tho
>>736057630I agree, them referring to looking something up as "googling" was perfectly fine as the alternative would be using archaic terms that nobody could understand. Kill yourself, localizer scum.
>>736077016Low IQ false equivalence
>>736077448No it isn't
>>736053036played KCD1 in german and it didn't have any issues. english translations are where you get problems, every time
>>736053036They also weren't speaking English in medieval Germany, retard-kun
>>736077529The German translation/dub is actually really good in both games. Which isn't how the world usually works.
>>736077724you are dumb
>>736066246It would've been okay if high-level electrochemistry did that
>>736053036If the game was written in genuine medieval language, you wouldn't understand 90% of what was being said.
>>736077724>not playing the game in german
Not only did Inns have cellars, they also had even deeper holes akin to wells without water to lower clay pots of beer on a rope to make/keep them even cooler.
>>736053225I went back in time to check if this was bullshit and he's right they did say that.Sorry I was late replying though, coming back to the present got fucked up.
Europe has a cold climate. 10 months a year liquid is cold.
>>736061515but tranime anons are usually the biggest faggots of them allif they simp for a 2D girl it's usually underage (pedo) or has a cock (faggot in denial)
>>736077448I'm glad you were able to correctly identify the problem with your own post.
>>736053036People mostly talk about the wokeshit when it comes to kcd2, but the writing in this game also feels incredibly shitty and forced when compared to the first one. You have>op's scene>Henry screaming "I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY" to reference le epic meme from the first game>Henry literally going "This is my Kingdom Come... my Deliverance, too... " It's genuinely really awful. Imagine how clever whoever the millennial that worked on this slop must've felt while writing this.
