MJ-SAMA, TASUKETE....
MJ could carry 50 of those fridges.peter is a weak little man
He couldn't move because he got flashbacks of Skip
>>736057098Post the supaidaman vocaroo
>>736057098Fridges are somewhat heavy
aiieee
>>736057098You don't understand. Fridges can't be detected by the spider sense.
>>736057098This was retconned in the PC version btw. He tosses off the fridge relatively quick. They listened to feedback but no one noticed.
>>736058506>spider-sensewell that isn't a solid reason to shit on this since Spider-sense is just a plot device that works only when Peter needs it to. He is rotuinely caught off guard by shit that spider sense should have informed him of.
>>736058864>No one noticedNo one here plays games
>>736057517One strong dude can lift it, two ordinary dude can easily carry it in and out of your place.
>>736058903Nah, Venom specifically turns off spider-sense, that's been a thing since the suit was split from him in the comics decades ago.
Spidey-san.... you cannot handle the refrigerator.... It is too heavy, but I will help protect you.
This is common in capeshit to be inconsistent in their strength and abilities, why are they making a fuss about it
>>736059513Indeed. I could not stop laughing when I watched old school Wonder Woman and saw a chick who could take hits from Superman get in a catfight with some lady who wasn't even Black Widow tier.
>>736057517a fully stocked one is heavy for an average guy but a strong one it's no problem and pete is a fucking superhero
>>736057098today I will remind them
>>736057098They explained it in the game, his lack of strength was due to kryptonite.
>>736057517Even outside extreme moments like when he held up a whole building, spiderman is supposed to be extremely strong
https://vocaroo.com/1lQvZwcjHpiQ
>>736057452Do you think he's talking about physical strength here?
HOO
MILES IS SPIDER-MAN
>>736063397>finally made a work where Miles was a good character (first Spider-verse)>completely ruined it and made him Spigarysue again in the sequel and the video gameThat rat isn't a Spiderman no matter how much Marvel/Disney/Sony pushes him.
SHAMONE
>>736061579>>736062454I was memeing
>>736062673
>>736057098Spider man, spider manGets crushed by a fuckig fridgeDid he cry?Did he squeel?Did he yell like a fucking bitch?Oh yeaaaah! He most certainly did!Spider man fucked up bad this timeMilk and eggs and some orange juicePlus some fish, and some sauceAll over his back as his spine gets crushedOh no! He got crushed by his fridge.Don't telllll Tony it happened!He'll feel so ashamed!He'll get laughed at as wellLaughed out of the..... avengers...
>>736061579heavy to lift maybe but even a weak human can just roll out of it when its just laying on you..there is basically no scenario in the world what happened could happen to even a normal even weak human.
>>736057098>Dr. Frigidaire replaced his blood with freon, transforming himself into a 600 pound refrigerator>He swore vengeance on Spiderman after he failed to fully close the freezer door, resulting in the ice melting and freezing into a big chunk
>HELP MJ SAVE HERSELF
>>736061794childhood is idolizing Spider-man, adulthood is realizing Batman is much cooler and has better stories
>>736059513This is the real takeaway. Flash is god tier in certain continuities and in others he gets beat up by guys that are just strong regular people. Superheroes are as powerful or weak as they need to be.
>>736057098this game broke my fucking heart man. all it needed to be was the first game but with expanded and more dynamic street crimes. That's it. Instead it's somehow even more jank than the first game and the combat is braindead easier than ever and you don't even have to engage with half the fucking mechanics to beat the game on the max difficulty. One of the biggest pieces of shit I ever had the misfortune of playingand that's all without saying a single fucking thing about the abysmal story garbage
>>736065150they both have some good stories and some absolute clunkers. I guess Batman has a slightly better batting average
>>736063895HEEHEE
>>736057098Buenos Dias Mandy
>>736059513it's really funny
>>736058903Spider sense is why any random thug can't just shoot him dead.It would save him from a fridge.
>>736062873are you trying to imply a woman can be physically weaker than a man?
>>736057098HANG ON, PETER!
>>736058864He tosses the fridge off quick in the original, its just made fun of because the entire scene is retarded
>>736065612the fridge doesn't fall on him, he's pushed back into it. the real question is how the punch doesn't collapse MJs chest cavity into a pancake and why it takes peter, a guy who frequently catches SUVs above his head, takes so long to stand up and remove the fridge from his back
>>736059513People made a fuss about it because it's in addition to the story emasculating him in several other ways.He gets beaten up by Miles and says he's better than him, he gets beaten up by MJ and say she's better than him, he whines that guns are bad, he whines that drones are bad, he gets fired from his job as a teacher by a nagging bald black woman.He's unwaveringly depicted as a loser and pushover in a game that was sold on him being a badass superhero and the main character of the story. All he does is say how sorry he is while getting beaten up.
>>736065619looks like the T-1000 god damn
>>736065369I'm gonna break your fucking neck, Carlos
>>736064954Plausible
>>736065828why is spiderman attending the baseball game in the suitwhy did he put a baseball cap on the suit
>>736059513All that tells me is that superhero media should just stop existing since even the creators of such schlock don't even care about it enough to attempt to be consistent.>>736064718REFRIGERATOR RAPEDFRIDGE FUCKED
>>736065913Spider-Man gets in free
>>736065913>why did he put a baseball cap on the suitHe couldn't put the hat on under the suit
>>736065986Imagine if he did, thoughever.
>>736059513>at some point in the hundreds of comics they have made across several different writers and dozens of characters over several decades, there was once an inconsistency so unless you have proof you were there criticizing the past one, you can NEVER criticize the new onelove this meme. basically how religious people argue.
>>736059218nobody wants to suffer through moviegames
>>736059513Because it's clear in this case it's to make a woman look better you dumb faggot
>>736063397I hate nigg worshipping zoomers so fucking much
>>736063034Why was this not the first reply?
EEEEYAAAAAAAAA
>>736063397>The hands gestures >The faces>The acted nervous stutter "to sound realistic", despite doing it in a different way from reality.I hate modern American acting, especially in video games, so much.
>>736058864He shouldn't fall in the first place regardless of how heavy the fridge is.It's like that video where Arnold got dropkicked but he only moved for like a few steps.
>>736064718Thanks doc.
>>736059513Inconsistency should still have a lower boundThis would be like if aang struggled to blow out a candle
>>736066793if they want venom punching Spider-Man to look painful that's finebut if MJ is going to step in front of it then it cannot be a hard punch. they had to pick one or the other and they couldn't help themselves from taking both
>>736061794Nope, this comparison is still retarded. In nearly every scene in the bottom he already had Ra's blood to rejuvenate him. The dude was a minute away from fucking dying and needed a woman's help to get the blood. Spiderman was caught off guard for 5 seconds because the symbiote canonically avoids spider sense and then gets right back up.
>>736066702She's so fast... must have been Silver Sable's training.
>>736057452Fucking hate this Cali therapy talk bs. It makes me sick
>>736065369Both suffer from the same type of problem. Spiderman writers can't for the life of them not have ONE issue that doesn't just cause emotional pain for Peter and Batman writers can't have one issue where "ERM ACTUALLY HE HAS THIS VERY NICHE GADGET THAT HE TOTALLY THOUGHT OF FOR THIS VERY SPECIFIC ONCE IN A MILLION SCENARIO". Basically pick your poison. Cuckold writers or that one childhood friend who would always asspull some rule to make sure he never loses.
>>736069432Despite the singular Ironfist crossover comic, Spider-man doesn't rely on his spidey sense to dodge or avoid danger he can see right in front of him. The symbiote may not trigger his spidey sense, but Peter still has super human reflexes and reaction times, and Venom is right in front of him. He doesn't need his spidey sense. Further, the spidey sense doesn't control Peter's actions or even cause his body to react at all, all it does is give Peter a warning that danger is coming from a direction, and while he can just move in the hopes it gets him out of the way, to react intelligently and not just throw himself in a direction he does actually have to identify what threat his spidey sense is going off on.
>>736065668/threadJust feminist anti-white slop.
>>736057098Friendly reminder that regular human MJ has faster reflexes than fucking Spider-Man
>>736057506https://vocaroo.com/1lQvZwcjHpiQ
>>736057517Base Spiderman can lift 30T btw
>>736071996It's a very heavy refrigerator
>>736069432Nope, the retard here is you. No amount of cope will change the fact that this single scene makes Peter into a huge faggot.Also Batman isn't the simp you want him to he, he literally just drinks the magic juice then goes "lmao that's all I needed bye" to keep beating up random people
Post her saving herself.
>>736072168You didn't disprove anything i said, you idiot. Batfags are so delusional you think his power level is infinite literally just because "I'M BATMAN".
>>736062873There's no other kind of strength, just like there is no other kind of intelligence but the real oneEven when women talk about being "mentally strong" they cry and seethe at the first obstacle they face
>>736072381>Spiderman's last game: feelings, minorities, whining, MJ being heccin POWERFUL>Batman in Arkham Knight: takes down a whole army created specifically to defeat him, takes down a bunch of villains and beats up hundreds of random thugs & homeless all over the course of a single night while infested with Joker AIDSlmao
>>736059218>gay gamesftfy
Almost done with the first game (just beat Elektro and vulture) and o boy do I hate mj.
>>736062873yes?MJ can 1 shot every enemy, perter cantthey also send her to fight all the thousands of venom monsters by herself in one of the most bizzare sections in the gamethe story treats her like the strongest superhero of the 3
>>736071683
>>736066485>nigg worshipping zoomersI still don't understand why they love them so much. Is it really just social media propaganda and they gobble it all up?
>>736059435>I'LL TEAR YOU APARRRRRRRRRRT
>>736065828I do not recommend doing your chemistry homework at a construction site
>>736059513>dishonest excuse to defend bad writing designed to shill niggers and womenalways with this crap
>>736058864Is it actually a change? Did they manage to unfuck any of the other stupid (without user mods of course)? Like the playable MJ sections having her move with the speed of SpiderMan and the combat skills of Sam Fisher or Solid Snake taking down trained hunters with such ease and speed?
>>736069640>>736071628what the fuck
>>736057098Why are modern writers so insistent on turning spider-man into a bum that can't do shit?
>meanwhile, in the universe where Paul Rabin became Spider-Man...
>>736076753wait a minute
>>736076869Shocker died for our sins
>>736066793That has nothing to do with strength and everything to do with mass and weight. Peter isn't a very heavy guy. No matter how strong he is, given that half the guys he fights are like twice his size, it's gonna be relatively easy for any of them to knock him down unless he's explicitly sticking to the floor. Even a totally normal human being could knock him away so long as he's larger and heavier than Peter is.
>>736073690They were just too weak to handle her Live, Laugh, Love nature
>>736076890shut up...let the man enjoy the moment.
>>736077006Cool, now explain how a mortal human woman like MJ survived getting hit with a direct blow from fucking Venom without being turned into a bloody donut AND stayed conscious after tanking the blow that sent her & peter flying while he got owned by a fucking fridge. Same woman who also runs around one-shotting armed mercenaries that have to be smacked around by Peter and Miles, SUPER-HEROES with SUPER-STRENGTH.
>>736077353She's secretly a fatty.
>>736057098It's been 8 years. You need to move on.
>>736077843IT'S EVEN FUNNIER THE (five hundred and) SECOND TIME!
>>736076964I'm yiikin out
The bigger problem is just how many hoops they had to jump through to not make MJ a "damsel in distress" in that scene. The fridge is one of them, but you also got the regular human jumping on front of an attack to save her super powered boyfriend, the therapy speak on the fight, "Help MJ save herself", and such.Actual terminal case of woke writing.
>finally look up this scene on youtube >it's nowhere near as bad
>>736059435I'LL ASK TYRONE TO TEAR YOU APART (if he's not already fucking my wife )
>>736078617thats 4chan for you. the actual scene is makes it seem like it is Venom's smack that knocked him down and the fridge just so happened to fall on him with minimal impact but everyone here is pretending that the fridge is what was keeping him down.
>>736078514I don't know how libtards live through every day without having melting down over the cognitive dissonance constantly assaulting their brains. Even their packaged race communist word salad contradicts itself. "Help her" save herself? If she needed the help, she's not exactly saving herself is she?
>>736077843Imagine just how awful the goyslop you consume is that it still entertains us 8 years later, snoyboy.
>>736065828THE WALLTHE WALLTHE WALLNOTHING ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL
>>736057098This meme was a great eye-opener for the mental capacity of the average poster hereYou have a thread right now dedicated to discussing the strength of superheroes and fridges... but the actual scene is Venom punching Spider-Man and him going flying against the fridge lolThe fridge falls on him and 1 second later he's already up and fighting againBut obviously the retards here won't even bother to look up the scene they are gonna spend years of their lives arguing about
>>736078779I mean... if it entertains you 8 years later it means it did its purpose pretty well
>>736078913Stop lying.
>>736057098If spiderman was the vastly best selling and well known marvel character for countless decades, and even when other characters get built up he manages to stay a household name above them then why does he get cucked so much in his stories? If you have a golden goose why would you whip it?
>>736078617>>736078713>>736078913>MJ is the first one who reacts while her superhero boyfriend with superhuman reflexes just stands there being like durrr what is happening???>she tanks the full impact of the blow that sends BOTH of them flying without being ripped apart>somehow despite being a mortal woman that just took such a powerful blow she stays awake and isn't coughing out blood or anything>while her superhuman boyfriend gets knocked down by a fridge>in the same game she just one-shots dozens of enemies her superhero boyfriend and nigger buddy have to smack around to actually take down>raiders like usual resort to agressively jerking each other off while pretending to be clueless so they can collect epic screencaps of them owning chuds to post on twitter/reddit laterlmao
>>736061794>>736072813kek trvkeArkham Batman is a chad hero for actual masculine dudes whereas Peter is for troons and cucksNo wonder the new troon writers had to fuck him up in the Suicide Squad game and even then nobody cared and he remains peakThe only exception is the equally troon-written Askham Shadow where he's a baby with a negress doctor but tbf just ignore that shit and play Origins-Knight
>>736079004'Mixing it up'.
>>736065668>Beaten by his diversity replacement, an ugly MJ, and firedThis ain't the 90s anymore, he's a white cuck who bows to George Groid
>>736079098>minor video game complaint blown out of proportion due to /pol/ leftist rightists bullshitEvery fucking thread
>>736078925>impotently tries to recontextualize my postSnoyboy
>>736079151I enjoy how people responded to Batman getting humiliated in Suicide Squad by just making videos on how it would go down with actual Arkham Batmanhttps://youtu.be/kHi5qtM19Dw?si=-uUCikcZuVTLlYE1https://youtu.be/rJW44wLz4Pk?si=m3f-adyuPMlNEYeMMeanwhile snoys agressively defend Spiderman getting raped lol
>>736079292>no argumentsBoytoy
>>736076964Paul will survive that.
>>736079323I don't argue with golems my little niggyReframe it however you want, forever a snoyboy :(
>>736079306Because Arkham fans are old fans from an era which appealed to actual normal people being badasses and saving the dayWhereas faggy Spideyfans nowadays are troons who went into the new Spiderman games knowing they were full of woke DEI shit. Real Spiderman fans stay with the very old comics, cartoons and Raimi flicks, or even the Garfield ones. If they play Spidey games it's stuff like the Raimi film adaptations or Web of Shadows, not Insomniacslop
>>736059435
>>736057098They've made Peter such a joke that I bet in the next game he's going to be dead because he got drafted to fight for Israel or some shit...
The other day I spotted a guy who streams to... well, nobody, but I had him followed for his classic beat em up tastes and he was playing this on whatever the fuck difficulty. Curious about how he could possibly be having fun with bamham, I tuned in. it was nearing the end of the game, arachnig, Tom Holland and Lord Farquaad were discussing their plans to take down Web of Shadows' ripoff, then the three do a fist bump and the scene cuts to them arriving at a symbiote camp. Holland and arachnig suited up, ready to go, and Lord Farquaad strolls in head held high with her stupid motorcycle talking like she's Spider-Woman as Holland hands her a fucking taser sending his wife-mom to certain death. Lost my sides on the spot, forgot how unhinged this storytelling was. They were, and I quote, "the spider team". No wonder this was the one to make twittards turn on movieshit.>>736079004Marvel genuinely resents Peter for being their most popular character. Yes, anti-white kike schemes are a big part of it too, but they really, REALLY hate that you won't give X-Men or Avengers or any of the insipid inhuman (no relation) bullshit they come up with the time of the day.
>>736079496>old good new bad
We need a hulk game.
>>736079574I think I said it before but I fully expect him to die in 3 and be completely replaced by MilesThe separate game and 2 are clear setups for the full replacement, Insomniac Spidey is propaganda for people to slowly prepare for Peter getting replaced by his DEI alt and those who don't will get called chuds and shit>>736079614In this case, yes. Insomniac Spidey has zero it does which Arkham hasn't done better in every way. It also doesn't have literal troon flags in the game
>>736057517This Saturday i've carried a fridge just like the one in the game and literally the only heavy part is at the bottom, eveything above it is thin aluminum even a child could push around.Pretty much only Peter's feet are under any pressure here.
>>736079574>Man-Jaw (The New Normal™) Watson: Peter, I can't believe you fell for it again by voting for Donal- I meant Normal Osborn... Now you MAGA have to go and die for Carnagenyahu and Israel so that Osborn can protect and hide the symbiote incident. You get what you fuarking deserve... You're no Spider-man...
>>736079590Bit sad considering so many youths loved spider-man because he was relatable - just a young white boy who can be rash and make mistakes but means well and does his best to do good once he finds himself with superpowers
>>736080580they can still relate to him due to misery and depression tho
>>736065619my god she's ugly
>>736057452Why can't MJ just be a hot model that supports Peter? She doesn't have to be involved in his Spiderman activities and act like a girl boss. MJ as a civilian that emotional supports Peter is enough, like isn't love enough?
>>736081197Errrrrm a white man being in a healthy heterosexual relationship with an attractive white woman is wrong on so many levels man, it's basically rape I mean what would the Modern Audience think of this?!
>>736081197Feminists cried about MJ being a "prize girl" despite the fact she's a compelling character by herself without any superheroics.>Drunkard Dad lashing out on her since Mom walked out>Her confident girlboss persona is actually a mask and deep down she is 24/7 being insecure since Dad always told her she's an ugly bitch who won't amount to anything>Actually achieves her goals and finds someone that actually loves her for who she is
>>736071628also she can tank venom while peter instantly folds to a fridge
>>736081336yes but those are geniune strong features and not Mary-Sue tiers of strong and independent woman. That's not empowering at all, especially in 2026
>>736069640>muh spider sense>cannot even dodge a straight punch by a dude right in front of him
>>736074725Now do you see why this shit got mad fun of so much?
Spider Man 2 was just glorified DLC for the original game. I dunno why Insomniac spent 5 years doing but it's so lazy.
>>736081634>Insomniac spent 5 yearsit's insane that they also had a great VA for Venom only for him to have no lines in the released game...
>>736079628Hulk MMO. This is literally what utopia looks like.
>>736057098*sigh* shikatanai...
>>736065828ALL IN ALL HE'S JUST ANOTHER KID IN THE WALL
>>736081564The spider sense doesn't work against Venom, numbnuts.
