These "graphics" made boomers CREAM their suspenders...
Yup, proper booba back in the day.
>>736065125They even jiggle. Plus upskirt. You just wouldn't understand
>>736065125I pity zoomers and the animals after them for not having developed brains. All you'd need to hype a game was a bit of graphics and a good dream about the game to eternalize it.That planet? I still remember a great dream I had about It, very cool background
That bitch could jump HIGH
>>736065125What's with that hair
>>736065125Not necessarily n64 graphics but i prefer how games looked from 1998-2006, yes. I'm still able to enjoy older graphics. Although i don't know how i feel about slathering texture filtering on everything. Sometimes maybe? it works and sometimes its better without it, mostly better without. I really like old photosourced textured environments in general and the lighting methods back then.That's just me i guess. Some people don't think photosourced textured environments held up well but i disagree.
>>736065125At least it has a reflection mothar bitch
>>736065125And the gameplay is far too complex for zoomies.
>>736065125I think 6th gen is when I first started being viscerally wowed by 3D graphics. Rogue Squadron II, MGS2, and the Resident Evil remake were some that really blew me away in particular. There were some great looking games in the 5th gen from an aesthetic sense, but they were still very jank even at the time.
>>736065125bro there was upskirt
why is there no recomp this this yet?
I remember getting my N64 and thinking it really looked like shit compared to SNES, but I was expecting the pre-renders from the manuals and promotion art
>>736065125Her hair was too dumb for me to find her attractive
>>736068114JFG with mouse and keyboard TPS controls would be fucking incredibleEven more so if they got netplay working
>>736065125iterative graphical advancements in the 90s were leaps and bounds over even just the year prior. Yes, this was fucking impressive at the time
>>736065125Imagine never experiencing going from 2D pixels to full-blown 3D models within, not only your lifetime, but not even from childhood to adulthood. Of course you'd cream your pants over this, it's like looking at the future. Everyone born during or after the Xbox 360 generation is looking at the same level of visuals just slightly better each generation, and a titty can only get so titty before you get diminishing returns.
>>736068114>>736070035The Xbox 360 remake/port is pretty good. I think it runs fine on modern pcs with the emulator too.
From what I recollect, video games barely registered to boomers until the mid 2000s. My grandpa played CoD 2003, but he was never like WOWZERS THIS IS HECKING WILD! No one ever seemed all that amazed by graphics except for kids. Millennials are the first generation to have witnessed 3D graphics as children, and it didn't take that long for it to become oldhat.
>>736065125Other than the low res textures on the character the rest is actually pretty good.
>>736070659Is this usenet archives or something?
>>736070732I don't know if the post was real, but yeah. The header tells you.Usenet groups were catagorized, roughly, and the prefix tells you how. rec was short for "recreation". and the rest is obv.
>>736070732Yes, the usenet archives are a ton of fun to browse through. It's like nothing ever changed.
>>736071525>controllers that look like dildos and can be used like dildosWait, he's on to something. Imagine it can sense how deep you're taking the controller, and matches it with your avatar. In-game could show vaginal sex, but the player could be talking it up the ass. I think that would sell very well with autogynephilic transgender individuals.
>>736070257How did i not know this was a thing? Thanks
>>736073861np, it's part of like a rareware classics pack or something
>>736065125Jet Force Gemini could have been Ratchet and Clank before that got made. Damn you Rare.
>>736065125I mean they're a lot better than Mario shitty four graphics.
>>736065125Good music and atmosphere in this game.
>>736065225>hey even jiggle. Plus upskirtthis, love Vela
>>736065125I was getting hard looking at angelica's panties flash from that tv show Rugrats.We had to work with what we had.
>>736070659My ancestor :)
>>736065840and moans like a whore while doing it
uhh
>>736065125I used to really like Vela when I was in my teens (bought the game at a local retro game store after a friend from Norway told me it was good) but good lord does she fucking suck in game. I will always rep my boy Juno because he just didn't suck to play as.
Vela
This fucking game had the most dope ass character select screen ever made
>>736084983it's just a map with radial symmetry, stop being semitic
>>736084983Wrong direction, that's the Buddhist one like they used in the one Zelda 1 dungeon.
>>736071525100% chance the guy who posted this is jewish
>>736069990Her hair made more sense when you look into the game's development. She was originally a loli.
>>736067679As an adult Gen Z who recently went through Rare's N64 games for the first time, JFG was my fave followed by GoldeneyeI probably would've gotten filtered by JFG as a kid though, feels like the devs just made a game purely for themselves and didn't care if it was too hard for kidsOnly disappointing part for me was the final boss not having its own theme because the rest of the OST was fantastic
>>736087727I always felt like I missed something after getting to Mizar. IIRC you only fight him with Juno as well.The ending felt rushed.
>>736072369You joke but that technology already exists.
The final shot confirming the organization ENFORCED mini skirts on all their female members made me chuckle. Also all the males just being scaled up and down low poly Junos.
what happened to that sequel
>>736089313Did the first one even sell well? I have only met one other person in my entire life who even knew this game existed.
>>736065125some probably had a thing for vela
Rare makes the ugliest humans
TITTY JIGGLE
>>736065125I find it sad that this game is about shooting aliens like Halo but sadly it got no second chance with the Xbox consoles. Could have been a nice support series to have around since Xbox fans like shooters.
>>736065125Rare doesn't need good graphics. Their best selling game ever is Sea of Thieves and the characters look stupid.
>>736088207
Fellas, I got a crazy conspiracy theory…
>>736095387The N64 can produce mind-boggling effects
This game literally made me cream my pants on multiple occasions
>>736065125the renders in the manual were really cool
>>736096143understandablebut then you beat mizar and they "upgrade" her outfit
>>736096215They should have used a different shader or material to make the characters look less…dead.
>those 3 tribals put to death by firing squad>they slowly line up>one of them breaks down and starts cryingwtf
>>736083869Okay, to ge hallows with you.
>>736100245George Lucas would never do this.
>>736065125I know you idiots can't understand this but back in the days you needed to work with the stuff that were available and the internet wasn't exactly available for the majority of people.
she certainly activated my neurons back then and honestly still does
>>736102109nice
>>736065125if you weren't alive back then to slowly walk pre-upgrade Vela into the camera and watch the jiggle, you haven't lived.
>>736102109>Jet Force Gemini>Rayman 2>40 winksman, we were eating good back then
I have only seen the DevilMary (is that what he's called?) illustration of Vela stroking the viewer's weewee with her boobs once, and it's a jpeg.Literally never seen it on any other website aside from 4chan.
>>736065125looks better than any unreal engine 5 "game"
Where are my Big Bug Fun Club bros at?
>>736108437I celebrate Stag Drone Day every March 14 because it was the day I found, once more, the Stag Drone picture from a porn illustration I recalled.I thought the beetle Drones were cool.
>>736102109Fuck outta here, Pikachu, I'm trying to look at psycho blue-haired space libtard tiddies!!!By the way, did you guys know Vela is a feminist according to the Jet Force Gemini instruction manual?
I'm playing through Tamarin.It is indeed a piece of shit, but I'll get to the end slowly.Who knows maybe the later levels get better
cant you play as some kids in this game
reminds me of pso
>>736065125That's a myth. People back then weren't blind. They knew those games were absolutely hideous, especially the N64 games, which were the ugliest of them all.
>>736065125Yes, the scale and reflections were pretty nice.
>>736110797They shoulda made the main character a hot chick instead of a monkey. You know, in addition to making the game as a whole better
>>736070659So that's why arcade floors were always sticky
>>736112754We weren't blind. The leap from 2d to 3d was great. Even if the textures weren't the best, they still looked incredible. Hell, even though tech has "improved," we've lost the ability to do simple things, such as reflections and lighting. Your example is pretty dumb too. For all the things the PSX did better, the army men game was better on n64.I do miss neighborhood hangouts where my buddies would come over and we'd jump back and forth between n64 & playstation games.
>>736065840>UH-HUP
>>736065125I jerked it so much to her, maybe I should rub one out for her again and download her game as well.
>>736065125hell yeah
>>736071525>gen x male feminists thought this was funny
>>736095781lol'd
>>736070732>>736071423https://groups.google.com/g/rec.games.video.sega/c/E2OK3VDtsvQ/m/KURYojdF80oJ
as a child, i was forced to contend with and get used to the controls. which i did.i remember it being very immersive with the music and the way the enemies moved about while shooting and finding cover and with how the laser blasts whipped by.i remember a zombie planetand a giant tongueand a big useless panda or somethinggood times
>>736100245someome should edit the cutscenes together to make a team america theme song video playing over all the bugs warcrimes.
mmm
>>736065125I remember jacking off to her when I was 13, kept jumping to make her moan and bounce tiddies. Had to lock the door to my room whenever I played JFG because I'd get horny looking at her. One of my first and best game crushes after Garnet from FFIX
>>736065125I like how even her brain is blue for some reason.
>>736117434I always thought it gave her the power of breathing underwater.
>>736117434You're right, never noticed.
>>736065125To this day i still wonder how the fuck i beat it 100% as a kid.The n64 controlls are dogshit and the map in the stages are fucking mazes when you have to find the bears.
>>736117860same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVMfOVsxMgkThat THX ear destroying sound was a nice a touch
