Tendiebros.... It's over.
tldr
Sex with Rosalina
I first movie had ADHD pacing so I already expected the 2nd to be the same
Well yeah, its a movie for stupid children
>>736069125>two girbosses is better than onehooray
>>736069125My ex girlfriend’s actual real name was basically fatgirlfriend. Do you really write this entire board just for me.
>>736069180This kind of logic is why the alphoomers are growing up entirely braindead. Children's media should try to be a level beyond what the kid usually thinks at to help them grow as a person, not just be flashing lights and loud noises to sate their base instincts.
>>736069185Is the girlboss in the room with us?
I just can't understand how Nintendo failed to capitalize on their brand so long.>go to a theme park company and get a section of a park instead of making your own>go to a movie company and get them to produce hollywoodslop instead of making your ownThey have every reason to dip their toes into both markets fully and of their own design and they would inarguably do it with at least some competence - just hire some people from those industries if you absolutely need to to get your bearings - and then outcompete them. It's THAT easy, AND lets you hedge your bets in case there is more instability in the video game space. They should also have been making their own toys since at least the 90's instead of making partnerships with other brands.
The mario movie hate is forced as fuck
>>736069164some people saw it and told it's literally a lot of funny gag scenes connected with a simple story, and that the movie is action packed with no time to breathe.No quiet sadness from the OG galaxy games
The Sonic 4 movie will knock this dogshit turd out of the park with ease.
>>736069334It's illluminationslop. People only like it because it's Mario.
>>736069334Spiderman Across The Spiderverse and Puss in Boots 2 are good movies made for children.Illumination is dogshit that nobody can defend.
It will make a fuck load of money
>>736069106It is a horrid mishmash of scenes that don't matter about the context and only exist for shorts fodder.
>>736069362Don't get too excited just yet, Metalbro. There's still a chance paramount ruin him somehow in the movie
>>736069241And I agree. Unfortunately, the money does not.
>>736069164Kids were raised by phones and 10 seconds long content. Anything beyond that is unbearable for them.
>>736069570I want to believe.
>>736069408>Spiderman Across The Spiderverse>good movie
>>736069320Their brand is based off of them making video games in the first place, doing literally anything other than that is what's killing in the long run. They could do all this if the shareholders would stop bitching and let them make games.
It was pretty clear from the trailers it was gonna be illumination slop on steroids.
>>736069408>Spiderman Across The Spiderverse and Puss in Boots 2 are good movies made for children.lol thread?
Blocking youtube from showing me shorts was the best thing ever. It's like old youtube again.
>>736069658>>736069710tendies and being disingenuous, name a more iconic duo
What the fuck happened to creating entertainment for children that's actually high quality and that helps them grow? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKy7ljRr0AAWhat the fuck happened to society?
>>736069586I take solace that there are strong selection effects at work here, where groups that let their youngest children have their brains leak out their noses at content like that will not be in positions of power forever, simply because they have mentally crippled their next generation.
>>736069890>name a more iconic duoanti-tendies and being niggers
>>736069912Video Game adaptations will never do this, especially from Nintendo. Look elsewhere.
>>736069912>What the fuck happened to creating entertainment for children that's actually high quality and that helps them grow?diminishing returns on how useful a smart wagie is. Now the elites just need dumb cattle who exist in perpetual debt due to their lack of self control and critical thinking
>>736069356It's your own fault if you thought ILLUMINATION out of all studios would even dare to do Mario Galaxy 1 faithfully, even more so with the ending of game
>>736069298Oh it's one of those movies how does it feel to be cuck?
>>736069912I get what you mean anon, but Mario is not the type of franchise where you're gonna see something like Sesame Street talking about Mr. Hooper's death.There are other IPs for that kind of thing while Mario is more focused on fun.
>>736069912You got old
>>736070067chili sex
>>736069079The girl boss peach was reason I didn't watch first one and reason I won't be watching this one
>>736069962I'd agree if those children weren't also inheriting tons of money and worthwhile connections. Those two stupid things are worth a hell of a lot more than brains in modern society
SeriouslyDid you expect illumination recreating the Rosalina's Storybook sequence, in 2026 after a minecraft movie with jack black made bank
>>736070090You can't just respond to every "what happened to" post with this. You should learn to use your head every now and again
>We got an almost faithful Sonic Adventure 2 adaptation before a good Mario, Halo, DMC, Castlevania, Cyberpunk, Monster Hunter movie or tv showI still can't believe how badly the Halo tv show fumbled with 343i already fucking up their second Halo Ce remake.
>>736069912Not every IP out there needs to have some serious shit going on anon. If anything, I hate that you constantly have franchises either being rebooted into some gritty garbage or the writers use the airtime as a soapbox to promote whatever beliefs they have. There's a tasteful time and place for those things, and I feel like that is something that has been lost in most pieces of media.Just have fun everyone once in a fucking while, it won't kill you.
>>736069408Puss in boots is good.Across the spider verse is fucking garbage. it's not even a finished, coherent plot.
>>736069912>THINK OF DA CHILL'UNSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jesus, this place really have been filled with evangelist chuds that want to bring back the parental panics and ignorance of the 90s
>>736070017never thought Illumination would do that. I wanted a different studio to animate the Mario movies, expecially the galaxy ones. A jap studio possibly
>>736069673Companies having multiple departments that coordinate production together is historically very successful. Disney, for example...
>>736070324343 are the defacto videogame developer dumbasses of the westliterally no other developer have crashed a franchise as hard as 343 did with halo
>>736069912You can still have quality children's entertainment without having some harsh life lesson or killing the Iron Giant or whatever. Not everything has to help them grow, sometimes children (and adults) just want to turn their brains off and have a good time.
>>736070471i'm trans btw! ^w^
>Tendie shitIf you not avoiding it actively, you can only blame yourself for your lost braincells
>>736069912What are some examples of high IQ children's entertainment?
>>736070159girl boss peach was barely even a girl bossshe gets captured and everything
>>736069079Who was surprised? Everything they’ve shown about this movie indicates that it doesn’t even have a screenplay and it’s just references to the video games. Mario Galaxy the game will almost certainly end up having a more serious story in comparison to this movie which is clearly setting up a Smash Bros film
>>736069408>>736069658>>736069710>>736070456if spiderverse isn't good then why is it on every söylenial's top 4?
But it looks like it was designed specifically for the average inteligence, standards and attention span of an adult Tendie.
>>736070092Anon please, that is a dog, and a baby
>>736069912It's hard to get quality things made for your kids when you have a bunch of retards saying "it's for kids!!!!" to excuse bad quality. Most of the stuff I grew up on was good quality as did most of the people making this argument, so I don't know where it comes from.
>>736069320Maybe they feel like if it goes south they can blame the partner rather than taking the blame themselves.
>>736070995sex with chilli healer
>>736070090Adults loved to watch Disney and Pixar films because things were actually made with higher quality back then, gtfo.
>>736070949same reason people pretend the wire is a good show on par with the sopranos
>Watch the cast play Mario Kart World>Anya says "Oh, you're tiny!">My dick twitchesMan...
Hiw is anyone surprised, it's made for children and for overweight fans to go, see a reference and point at the screen
>>736069570The sonic movies have their own set of issues, so I don't doubt Metal will probably be underwhelming. I'm still annoyed with how they handled the Master Emerald/Chaos Emerald split.
>>736071081that's probably partly it but this pussy-footing around it is why it would go south in the first place imo
>>736070608Illumination slop is the complete opposite of "quality children's entertainment".
>>736069963>name a more iconic duo>>736069963tendies and dilating
Do you think that if today tendies were sent in the 90s they'd defend the cdi games with their life because Nintendo made the deal?
>>736071246I thought the first 2 Despicable Me movies were good, but that's pretty much it
>>736070067>this episode is meaningless because they got her pregnant in the moviethe sign is the worst thing to happen to bluey
>>736069079Nintendies will defend this movie because it will do $$$ million at the box office
>>736071379And you'll seethe
>>736071374Did they show in great detail how the cartoon dog was impregnated?
>>736071418Yea
>>736071426i wish
>>736069079>childrens movie based on a childrens video game was made for.... >childrenSomeone stop the presses.
>>736069079>>/tv/
>>736071321But of course.
>>736071489>media for children has to be garbage adhd slopThis is why kids nowadays are fucking retards.
>>736070949>if spiderverse isn't good then why is it on every söylenial's top 4?Because black main character
>>736071489Stop pretending kid's movies always sucked you absolute retard. How can you grow up with stuff like The Incredibles, The Iron Giant, Monster's Inc, Shrek, etc. and think kid movies can't be good?
>>736071321Hotel Mario is unironically better than most games on ps5 desu
>>736071489sorry anon but i would not want autistic children with murdering intent.
>>736070610Thanks for letting me know, but it was already obvious when you were screeching that shit here >>736069912 about literally wanting to groom children
>>736069362>The Sonic 4 movieAre you tired of pretending this Sonic and the Chipmunks shit is anything but played out and dull?
>>736069079Movie is out already? How is it
>Stop pretending kid's movies always sucked you absolute retard. Point out where I said that you cum gargling faggot
So what life lessons for the growth of our children did you want the bing bing wahoo man to explore in this film /v/?
sex with Wendy O (stands for Oral) Koopa
>>736069912
>>736071670It's implied when someone says a movie sucked and you're like "the movie is made for kids, stop the presses!" A movie being made for kids is never a proper excuse and the meme needs to die.
>>736071685>So what life lessons for the growth of our children did you want the bing bing wahoo man to explore in this film /v/?This one
>>736071685A lesson about women being whores
>>736070832old shit like fizzy lunchlab that shit was helpful for children, it taught them how to eat healthy at the time before Micky Dees became an extreme social norm back then
>>736070938I wonder if the Zelda movie will be the samehey member thishey member thatOh look its ganonOh look he diedmember thosemember these
>>736071723God I wish yoshi would do that to me and TF me into a yoshi
>>736070832Toy story
>>736071721The twitterfag in op's image did not say the move sucked. I understand reading can be hard.
>>736071751>haha hey Link is breaking pots instead of focusing on the task and doing menial tasks at hand xD>Lol Navi said hey listen xD>Haha, that character thought Link's name was Zelda! xD
>>736070832Unironically transformer toys
>>736071790>thinking it's made for "youtube shorts" viewers is anything but a negativeAnon, I'm the one with poor reading comprehension here. The guy is saying the movie sucks ass.
>>736071721nta but im pretty sure most fags who mainly say "its made for kids" can't accept when something that's targeted for a certain demographic can be garbage and criticized it's like they're afraid of calling out low quality stuff, it's like calling elsagate shit "made for kids" then expecting anyone to take you serious afterwards.
>>736071850Who watches youtube shorts faggot? hint hint: not adults.
I think negative reviews of nintendo product should be banned for at least 3 years, there's too much bad faith
>>736071374>the sign is the worst thing to happen to blueyWhat happened?
>>736071854I noticed the Elsagate stuff was when this argument was starting to surface, and that stuff was literally grooming kids for fetishes. I'm convinced most of the people saying it are abhorrent parents.
>>736071898I think tendies should be banned from going anywhere that isn't the Nintendo subreddit and discord server.
>>736071854truemy generation's kids movies were good and perfectthe last generation's kids movies are old and badthe new generation's kids movies are new and badI am very intelligent
>>736069106You're who the movie was made for
>>736071939That's segregation
>>736071886and what's the quality of these YouTube shorts? hmm? OP is saying scenes in the movie don't have much brevity, and that doesn't make for good films.
>>736071971And that's a good thing!
>>736071941Ok I'll go watch it, thanks for the recommendation.
>>736071940wizard of oz is goated
Basically the movie is going to be the first one but worst on the pacing? Sucks
>>736072035Judy garland has sexy legs
>>736071994>OP is saying scenes in the movie don't have much brevity, and that doesn't make for good films.That's the exact opposite of what it means. Youtube shorts are 1 minute long so the scenes are going to be short and to the point.
>>736070832Lego or something similarChildren booksBut honestly anything but youtube or social media at this point, the bar is that low
>>736071940Mario galaxy the game is a great game for kids with the rosalina story stuff and beauty of space
>>736070832Anime.
>>736072051I'm not paying money to see it since it's doubling down on the references, and it was obnoxious the first time they did it. Miyamoto really just sees these movies as advertising for the parks, it's sad.
Sonic won.
>>736071939THIS they genuinely cannot take criticism without going on a single eric schizo rant.honestly if they banned Famitsu, steamchart threads and any kind of sales thread in general im pretty sure most nintendo fags won't be flocking to this site, and if that one day would happen i would hope the same goes for any other fanboy, who treats brands like tribalism with any console.
>>736072076>the scenes are going to be short and to the point.That means the scenes won't have much brevity, retard
>>736072076t. has never watched a youtube short in his life
>>736071994>shorts quality are bad because... because... they just are ok???Try at least forming a coherent argument instead of just shitting your pampers. Shorts are literally no different from vine posts or early youtube videos that were just a short minute long shitposts about something. I swear, the same exact shit from 14+ years ago that you liked you would piss and cry about it if you watched them now.
>>736072189100 vines would not make a good movie
>>736069079I mean people have made similar comparisons with the first movie's 'ADHD pacing' and nonstop references so it's not really surprising that they're doubling down on that.
>>736072189>are literally no different from vine postsWere you trying to help your case? Because pro-TikTok was pretty shit.
>>736072142>That means the scenes won't have much brevity, retardYou need to learn what words actually mean before you use them, zoomie.
>>736069079>A product made for kids is destinated to... KIDSAmericans are retarded or what ? Stupid beings
>>736072242I understand this is 4chan but being contrarian has never been a substitute for lack of a personality.
>>736072237unrelated to this thread but i feel as if fnaf would've been better as a vhs movie instead of a POWER OF FRIENDSHIP movie that goes off script hell they don't even need do everything the game does they could improvise.
>>736072270>thinking references the movie is going to cut out any unnecessary informationThe entire movie is unnecessary information. It's not a movie where every single scene is important to the plot like The Incredibles.
>>736072291Shotform videos were always shit and only appeals to the ADHD crowd.
>>736069079
>>736071654Some people got to see it in advance
>>736071489>it's for kidsThe classic cope defense from fully grown adult man who intends to watch this slop garbage.
>>736072506Didn't watch the first movie. Have no interest in watching the second. Try again.
>>736069180You'll love it then
>>736072119based
>>736072270Mario games have brevity. the movies don't. most characters don't even talk.the movies destroyed the characters voices and personalities specifically so they could make them say unnecessary garbage and explain things rather than show them.
>>736072340Nah. Back then there were actual memes. Nowadays everything is forced as fuck, some pepe/soijack reskin, or literally just [thing].
>movie about a game for kids is made for kidsHow could this be...?
>>736069079I remember watching part of a review for some new kids movie a little bit ago (literally can't remember what movie it was lol).The reviewer pointed out that the movie was filled mainly of shots where the subject was directly in the center of the screen (instead of off center for le rule of thirds), apparently because it would mean that clips from the movie would very easily fit into the Youtube short/Tiktok format's vertical aspect ratio.I wonder if that's actually a trend.
>>736069185movie peach will never ever be canon. it's a travesty>>736069320>Nintendo failed to capitalize on their brand so long.because vidya movies have ALWAYS been shit thanks to hollyjew just snatching big names and running them through the mud with shitty cookie-cutter plots that have absolutely nothing to do with the franchise they negotiated the rights to
>>736070949gen z and alphas love Spiderman. And more spidermen the better. Games, Comics, TV, Movies, doesn't matter. Shatter the multiverse by the 3rd movie, THEY WANT MORE SPIDERMEN
>>736070537>Disney, for examplethey ran star wars, one of the largest, most profitable multi-media franchises in history to the ground with shitty movies that shit on the original's writing to promote a cultural marxist agenda. that's nothing short of impressive
>it's just a chiildren's movie broThe Land Before Time is a children's movie that took the death of Littlefoot's mom very seriously, and I strongly doubt this ADHD fest will pull the same off with Rosalina's mom, if it even tries
>>736069079Why did nintendo have to partner with illumination? I'm sure if they were with DreamWorks they could've at least created a coherent story that isn't just flashing already established characters and references to maintain the audiences attention
>>736072586and that line and scene would have had some merit if they -hadn't dropped the ball on Marias flashbacks where they crash into a giant cake like silly Nickelodeon slop.-Didn't immediately undercut it with with cringey, shit dialogue "don't tell me you have a catchphrase" "that's right bloo herpa derp and everyone loves it herp derpa derp"hope that was worth it to get a laugh out of single digit numbers of 6 year olds in the audience who were stupid enough to be amused by that.
>>736072658>pretending kids movies were always this way
>>736069079>retarded kids movie is made for retarded kidsno shit, it was the same for the first one, the only good thing about these pieces of shit are the OSTs
The idea that someone would want to watch a fucking Mario movie is already completely alien to me, that they want to watch ones as bland looking as these Illumination ones is completely beyond me. I don't have any problem with kids watching these, but I feel like even if I were the most Nintendo-obsessed adult I still wouldn't have it in me to get excited about these movies.
>>736069079The youth is vocally yearning for REAL Mario stories with emotional depth, original character designs, deep arcs, and mature themes, but Shiggy Miggy and his goons insist on repeatedly torturing them with movie-length Minions-tier commercials made for literal toddlers instead. What the FUCK is his problem, why do senile Japanese businessmen keep stubbornly refusing to give the fans what they want, and why is this movie going to make another billion dollars at the box office anyway?
>>736072748I was pissed when Rose made absolutely retarded decisions in the movie and they tried to pass it off as "Ommmggg you hate Asian people!" like wtf.
>>736069362don't get so cocky it'll cut to james marsden getting spanked by the sheboon mid way through metal and the heroes final fight
>>736071912character assassination and emasculation
>>736071685That you don't have to be a famous, powerful person to achieve great things since Mario and Luigi are ordinary plumbers from Brookyln but play a key part in saving the day despite having to compete with a fantastical cast. Also, that Bowser's pursuit of universal control reflects mankind's arrogance in playing God which definitely applies to Bowser in the sense that he's a demonic-looking beast who resides in an evil lair filled with lava and spikes as well as ruling over a legion of violent scoundrels.
>>736069079Looks like Nintendo knows their audienceSub 80iq retards and children who like staring at flashing lights
>>736072818Mario could actually have a good movie if love was put into it. Closest thing we'll get is the animated Japanese one.
>>736072823>Super Paper Mario >Emotional Depth
>>736072892>Closest thing we'll get is the animated Japanese one.The one where Mario gets cucked by a dog?
>>736072963That's the one. The movie is pretty comfy.
>>736072658Ghibli movies are also for kids
>>736069408people only remember puss in boots for the wolf
>>736072914Yes.
No matter how bad this movie is, it needed to exist in order for the best Yoshi figure to be made. It alone has more charm than the entirety of the Switch 2 so far.
>>736072823>The youth is vocally yearning for REAL Mario stories with emotional depthI'm not. I want fun games, not attempts at 2deep4u sob storiesbleck's story has very little to do with paper mario. it's basically tacked on to the game. the dark prognosticus, the ancients, the prophecy. it all comes from nowhere. you don't even know why o'chunks and mimi would even join forces with bleck to end all worlds. filler through and through
>>736073081at least one freak is going to cut a hole at the bottom and go downtown on it, I'm sure
>>736069079why are animation studios afraid to make movies that actually last longer than 2 hours?
>>736069185thats not what girlboss means, girlboss means unlikeable cunt who acts tough and hates men
I'm still confused they opted for Galaxy for the 2nd movie, feels like it's skipping over some setup
>>736069408>spider nigga
Why is Yoshi a negro?
>>736071940This but unironically true, except your generation quickly became the one where advancements in entertainment media became harmful, and now it's full of basedboys and womanchildren
>>736070832The Hobbit, considering Tolkien wrote it to narrate it to his children as bedtime stories
>>736073164Because of merch. Rosalina and the lumas are the second most marketable and toyetic Mario characters after the main cast
>>736071940this but unironically
>>736069408Only think people liked from puss and boots is jack horner and the wolf everyone just ignores girl boss kitty.
>>736073146animation is for toddlers with the attention span of goldfish. real men watch movies for adults with real flesh and blood actors :^)
>>736073164it's a sin there wasn't at least a 64/Sunshine movie first.Throw in the koopilings and daisy and that's more than enough for a movie
>>736070832Shrek
>>736071648>meanwhile, nintendies have to eat up a girlboss cucking their herokek
more impressions on the movie
>>736069408I watched Mario and Spiderman again recently, nah Spiderman is shit, the only neat thing was Female Doc Oc, Mario was a lot better, it's visual gags were a lot better too.Puss in Boots 2 was good, but that films arguably one of the best CGI films, Jack Horner was a great villain, the whole Puss in Boots being afraid of death was excellent, and all three had a girl boss that had their shit together way more than the heroes of their stories.
I just wanna know how much yoshi vore is in the movie
>>736073391>>736073421Why would they "fix" anything? The first movie made over a billion dollars
>>736069408I like the Spiderverse movies. I also love that Tom Holland finally feels like Spider-Man, and I'm prepared for his punished arc to be cut short to make way for Miles Morales and a bunch of insufferable cunts saying I only hate it due to racism. Yes I'm going to be pissed when they're trying to replace my favorite character in everything outside of the comics. Spider-Man on the PS4 was effectively a trojan horse for Miles Morales getting his own game series since they wasted no time in trying to cut Peter.
>>736072139>crying about famitsu out of nowhereOkay eric
>>736073460>>736073421So it's Sing but Mario
>>736073460I wish I was a child again…
>>736073391>>736073421I know it's tacky to pat yourself on the back but I'm proud of myself for growing out of my unironic I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THAT phase. I don't care if fucking Rawk Hawk gets a cameo at some wrestling ring the characters go to. I'll laugh and smile for that brief, fleeting moment but it's nothing to heap praise on if he gets nothing to do and could have been replaced with an OC.
>>736073164Manchildren want to see their dommy mommy shitty character
>>736073421Sounds about right, the trailers show that there's a shitload going on.>peach and captain toad fighting wart>bowser jr rescuing his dad and conquering some shit>mario and luigi turn into babies and yoshi and blue toad go on an adventure with themHonestly looks like it should have been at least 2 films, I'm watching it tomorrow, so I can really tell then.
>>736069912>he fell for the jewish propaganda lmao
>>736073460>where we can all become children again>evoke cherished memories>absolute escapism>a nostalgic score>I will never not love something as pure as thisFucking Nintendo adults, man.
>>736069079I can't believe Mario aurafarms in the movie while a brazilian song plays in the background
>>736073559Theaters are probably going to riot over the Fox scene because it being spoiled early means that people have a target to ironically clap at
>>736070949Miles is a culture war avatar despite being a dogshit nothing character made by a jewish man with a blacked fetish.
>>736073559>I'll laugh and smile for that brief, fleeting momentYou haven't grown out of anything.You should be disgusted when a film tries to substitute any kind of content with some cameo or reference to past work.
Imagine getting upset about a movie because it's Nintendo related.PS. The movie is looking to be a roaring success.Sorry wittle babby but it looks like nintendo wins again :(
so it's just your standard illumination slop, got it
>>736069079Why are Snoys always first to make threads about Nintendo?
>>736073657whats an aura, is it an indian thing
>>736073364>he says that when Amy literally saves Sonic from an army of Metals in the Sonic 3 post credits
>>736073687you're not a grown up unless you're on anti-depressants am i rite
Apologize.
>>736073717It's like when a character does something cool o algo
>>736069408>Across the Spiderverse is goodBro, we don't even have the full movie yet to declare that. It ended at basically where Miles was tied to the chair in the first movie.
>>736069079>Passable mid movie that will make a billion dollars
>>736073735I unironically fucking love this movie, as a kid I didn't care if it wasn't a perfect masterpiece.
>>736073735Lol no, this is hot garbage too.
>>736069356I think from the start it was pretty obviously not "Mario Galaxy" despite the name.Which is a huge shame, but the marketing had Odyssey stuff long before the smash roster showed up.
>>736069362>people who are unironically playing brand wars with the fucking Sonic movies
>>736073082>bleck's story has very little to do with paper mario. it's basically tacked on to the game. the dark prognosticus, the ancients, the prophecy. it all comes from nowhere. you don't even know why o'chunks and mimi would even join forces with bleck to end all worlds. filler through and throughIt's actually worse than that because a reason is given in the lore. O'Chunks joined Bleck because the lore he was alone and depressed because his commander betrayed him in a battle. And Bleck tormented him until he joined his side.Then Bleck promised to create a new universe when he actually just wanted to destroy everything. Except O'Chunks just doesn't mind because Bleck is just that good of a guy even though he tormented him into joining, lied to him and then betrayed him, the shit that got him depressed in the first place.Super Paper Mario uses way more text as the rope to hang itself with. It can't keep character motivations straight and doesn't even bother developing the characters.It just exists to have the author's pet character Bleck beat the shit out of Bowser and Mario at the start, destroy universes and be the villain for 99% of the plot. Then suddenly repent just before he has to be killed by Mario. Then a jester takes over, who only exists to be the main villain for 3 minutes for Mario to kill. Which allows Bleck to be the hero who makes the ultimate sacrifice of his to save the universe from the force he himself unleashed. Also he's also shown to be alive after the credits.
>>736073705>PS. The movie is looking to be a roaring success.Doubt, I have no idea how they calculate expectations for films, but I'm expecting this to do half of the last film.
>>736073715Snoys have their spodermon movies which out-gross whatever pathetic turds nintendo shits out.
>>736073818lollmao
uh oh
>>736073687You can get a brief little kick out of something while still recognizing it as cynical nostalgia pandering on a rational level just like how you can laugh at an absurd shitpost Smash character reveal while still having the integrity to admit that it was a shitty addition or laughing at Nintendo bringing the fucking virtual boy back while still knowing that only ecelebs and emotionally stunted tendies see it as a piece of history they have to own.
>>736073774The "real world" scenes were the only good part of the mario movie
>>736070067the games are low on story, but focus on skill mastery. They're not brainless. I know a lot of kids actually struggle with Mario now, because it isn't giving them the instant gratification of Roblox.Anyway, a Mario movie (which is already a questionable idea) should be more like the RPGs. Just a solidly told story, that anyone can enjoy. It doesn't have to be bright lights and shit happening, literally every thirty seconds.At a certain point, we do have to hold the corporations to account for making the kids stupid.
>>736073818>I'm expecting this to do half of the last film.
>>736073840>which out-grossNot really
>>736073818>but I'm expecting this to do half of the last film.You're as wrong as you are stupid then.
>>736073974I get where you're coming from, but I think the dog attack was the worst scene of the entire movie
does Charlie Day save this movie or is he shafted to a couple scenes where he barely talks?
>>736069408>Miles gets held accountable for Kingpin fucking around the multiverse>the stupid ass “w-we shouldn’t be breaking le canon event” shit that doesn’t make sense >the last remaining hour of the movie is just setting up for the third movie which is taking foreverWhat a fucking mess of a sequel that was
>>736074028Oh yeah that was dumb, forgot about it.
>>736073974This. I had hope that Galaxy would have more tenderhearted moments when I saw this https://youtu.be/WsmCAivVwmw?si=-p1D6u6ShneT_qfN and then the second trailer popped up showing that it's doubling down on the references by referencing the entire series this time, and any hope I had was shot. Idk why I expected anything good out of Illumination.
>>736069570>>736069616>>736071240Metal's first impression in the movies is Sonic making fun of him, Amy instakilling a dozen of them and sending the main one flying.This is not going to end well.
>>736073987>At a certain point, we do have to hold the corporations to account for making the kids stupid.How about you blame the parents?
>>736073028And the realistic panic attack
>>736069079The last movie was ok, I was expecting it to be much worse because Illumination track record speaks volumes. The upside of Nintendo being as infamously controlling as they are with their IP. You know they spent a lot of effort reigning in their retardation. I hope that Miyamoto didn't get overly comfortable because the last movie was a massive financial success. Am expecting that It will be more of the same. The movie will be ok. I like mario games but I'm not overly emotionally attached like many of the nintendo crowd. I will no be offended if the movie is bad. I'll just feel like I wasted my time watching it.
>>736073840Spiderverse films combined made less than the Super Mario Bros. Movie, Spiderman No Way Home is the only Spiderman film to outgross Super Mario Bros. Movie, and that only really worked as a payoff for the MCU films as well as the earlier Spiderman films combined, it's the culmination of these things, Mario Film is just Mario.God imagine the bloodbath if Zelda actually makes a billion.
>>736074091Its fine for Sonic to mock all his enemiesBut you know they are not going to make metal a threat with so many heroes aroundAnd the humans are still in the movies for some reason
>>736074106that too.We have to accept that a lot of parents are just stupid though. A lot of people really do not understand the concept of curating entertainment. They just load up Disney+, and watch whatever is on the first page.You can spend all day producing your lists of good kids' movies, and good kids' books, and good kid' video games, and it literally doesn't matter if it isn't on the front page of a very accessible app.
>>736074224Parents never had to do that for the entirety of human history so it doesnt come naturally.
>>736073883What is there to even indicate this level of success? I don't even care if I'm wrong, I just don't see it being a massive success, the original film didn't really land a lasting impression on people, who was clamoring for a sequel?
>>736073735even though not a game, the speed racer movie did a way better job at live action than this movie when it was being shown in theaters during its time.
>>736072139you sound like a retard.
>>736069334The first one was very generic. It felt like they were just playing it safe.
>>736074106I do blame the parents, and the same type of people are in this very thread saying even. People excuse bad quality slop just because it's for kids, and then wonder why High Schoolers can't think for themselves these days. It's a legitimate problem that needs addressed, and it starts with actually raising your kids properly.
>>736074248right, which is why responsible people need to at some level be influencing what stupid people look at. Not Mr Porky, who wants to sell you crack, and get you addicted to gambling.If you understand the problem, then you're one of the people who needs to be demanding better, not throwing up your hands and saying "well the parents are dumb, so I guess we're doomed as a species".
>>736069079>Mario flies around Gusty Garden Galaxy >Highway to the Danger Zone plays
>>736069962I'm sorry, man, but a ten million:one ratio of braindead retard to normal intelligent child just ain't enough.
>>736074091>sending the main one flyingThe real metal isn’t seen when Amy shows up. She destroys all of the grey ones. Not like any of this matters anyway because they’re going to change the scene in the fourth movie just like they changed tails post credits dialogue and how shadow was originally going to be sealed at a lab (also created by Gerald Robotnik like in the games instead of being an alien)
what if I want everything to get worse
>>736071552All shit
>>736074405Then you are in the correct timeline, just sit down and enjoy
>>736074292why so tendies and any other type of fanboy like the so proclaimed snoys you always accuse people of being, stop traffic to those stupid ass sales threads, and your friend here >>736073495isn't really helping your point either
>>736074269>it wont be successful because i said sosorry baby girl but you're going to get pointlessly mad about nintendos success again :(
>>736074385No human being wrote those twitter reviews.
>>736074465>why so tendies and any other type of fanboy like the so proclaimed snoys you always accuse people of being, stop traffic to those stupid ass sales threadswhat
>>736074156>Its fine for Sonic to mock all his enemies>But you know they are not going to make metal a threat with so many heroes around>And the humans are still in the movies for some reasonAt best Tails is just going to get his ass handed to him, as per modern Sonic tradition.
>>736074502Now do mald and seethe, because I will probably seethe after watching it.
>>736074264>still calling it twitter
So judging by all these reviews the main problem seems to be the storywho gives a fuck about a mario movie story? Every one watching it because of the characters
>>736074528>It's going to fail>Also I'm going to watch it >I'm going to be angry I swear, I'm not looking forward to itSure ;)
>>736070330you didn't understand the point of the post that you replied to
>>736074596I said do mald and seethe, holy fuck man.
>>736074515so now were playing the retard game, when you feel offended.
>>736074535I'm going to continue deadnaming your domain until you come up with something better than X, Elon.
>>736074582"Dude I saw the thing and clapped" is going to be this film's legacy, as opposed to the one you just posted which has more under the surface
>>736074465Yawn, take your console war faggotry somewhere else. The only reason why you get called Eric here is because you keep bringing it up
>>736069079lol
>>736074637
>>736074648every movie doesnt need to have a deeper meaning to it.
>>736073450because Mario is on the cover you retarded faggot.brainrot slop makes money but it's still destroying society and making our kids retarded.
>>736074709Okay Ranjesh.
>I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THAT>people have a target to ironically clap at>Dude I saw the thing and clappedYep, looks like im in for a good time!
>>736074776Forgot my image
>>736073796No I mentioned sonic because its a video game movie like mario you dumb nigger cretin, not everybody is stuck in the 90s unlike (You).
>>736069320>I just can't understand how Nintendo failed to capitalize on their brand so long.This is any popular jap video games, anime, and manga in a nutshell.Nintendo is so out of touch that Tencent and mihoyo has outdone them in their own turf.
>>736069106Sloppy MCU humour movie is a sloppy MCU humour movie.
>>736074661>take your console war faggotryironic considering someone in this very thread called someone a snoy also, maybe if you actual spoke about the games instead of lurking in famistu threads just to only gloat about the sales of games and spam the same joke over and over about Playstation not having any games.>you get called Eric here is because you keep bringing it upno fag it's because you people use it as an insult and shitpost when someone criticizes a game, im pretty sure there was a time it wasn't obnoxious but now it's getting spammed on here 24/7 on anyone that they don't like bad mouthing a nintendo game.
>>736073450Because the bubble will eventually pop in the long term if there are to sign of creativity and quality in this movies. But Nintendo and illumination are ran by senile idiots that don’t understand anything.
>>736073654sounds to me more like the typical non-commital meaningless buzzwords critics spout to try to sound objective while saying nothingkind of like journos' much beloved "return to form" which is thrown around nilly-willy to defend dumpster fires like dragon age vagina
>>736073654MCU fanboys are also like that everytime an overhyped actor that played x character in the 2000s appears.
>>736069570The Sonic movies get better with every title. I feel like 4 will probably end that trend, because where do you go after SA2, but being as good as movie 2 is a sife bet.
>>736075001It's gonna be CD + sonic adventure 1 + 06.
>>736073682What if the Mario movie was written by Bendis?
>Tendies defending their slop citing commercial successYIKES
>>736074834As a genuine fan of Mario and Sonic, I can't imagine being enthusiastic about any of these movies. It's all just slop, for actual children (not manchildren, like me, who watches Muppets movies)
>>736075145>Success isn't success
>>736074371No, that’s when Team Starfox flies past
>>736074626>I said do mald and seethe, holy fuck man.Enjoy the movie
>>736074079>I don't know why I expected anything good out of IlluminationThis
>>736069185>sex with two girbosses is better than oneftfy
this dude will get sued for saying shit before his embargo is up
>>736075145>Snoy getting angry at the success of NintendoA tale as old as time
>>736075050It doesn seem wierd how they did SA2 before 1, but I guess they wanted to play safe and cash out the big one while the movies are still popular.
>>736073974the dog one was kind of silly, but I kinda liked the stuff before mario and luigi end up in the mushroom kingdom, seeing mario's failed business and his struggle to make it big
>>736070949Into the spiderverse was good, but across the spiderverse was absolute slop
>>736069241Silly goy, how else are we going to make the next generation into the most retarded obedient slaves yet?
Vinny vinesauce is gonna pog the fuck out watching this
>>736075504Metal Sonic is a red hering. The real villain will be Chaos with Blaze and Silver in the post credit scene setting up the 06 film. If it does well we're doing Unleashed as the final Sonic movie.
>>736073028Nah, I remember it for my boy Big Jack Horner
Where the fuck are the leaks?
>>736069356>some people saw it and told it's literally a lot of funny gag scenes connected with a simple story, and that the movie is action packed with no time to breathe.That sounds like most 2D Mario games.
>>736076242>Where the fuck are the leaks?Mario dies ;_;
>>736075950
>>736069912Anon the movies and theme parks aren't about messages they are to springboard the next generation into becomimg lifelong tendies since the millenials are getting too old. Kids see the new movie then reconize Yoshi and buy the Yosh's book game
>>736076639>Sorry kiddo your not allowed to have fun or enjoy anything according to terminally online autistic retards
>>736069079Hoping for Daisy in the sequel
>first movie's biggest issue was the pacing because it tried to introduce so much shit at the same time and didn't want to slow down to let quiet moments breatheSurely the sequel will fix everythi->Yoshi>Rosalina>Jr. with Wonder powers>castle destroyed>Bowser escapes>everyone goes to space>Rosalina is kidnapped>Fox>bring out ALL the SMB2 villains>Mario and Luigi are turned into babies for some reason
>>736076242>first post credits scene implied Star Fox movie>second is Daisy punching a monkey
>>736076845why is hypno shit considered badanyways, any sauce ?
>>736074582>who gives a fuck about a mario movie story?Nobody would say this if the story was actually good
>>736077074There's an artist name watermark on the webm retard.
>>736077074hypno = implied noncon = rape = muh moralsthat's the line of thought from what I've been toldalso the sauce is literally right there retard
>>736077116>>736077103yea yea, I'm retardedthanks anons
>>736072012kek, seething tendoid
>>736075950I liked him as the villain
>>736073082>I want fun gamesdon't worry, you'll get plenty of epic Nintendo movies instead for the next 15 years>bleck's story has very little to do with paper mariothe other pre-2010s RPGs already proved you can pull off original stories in the Mario universe that don't feel horribly out-of-place - PM64 still gets singled out as the best "Mario saves Peach from Bowser" portrayal, and if you're going to call me a seething RPGfag, Sunshine and ironically Galaxy 1 prove that the mainline games can do this without going overboard. I admit that most people don't expect Shakespearean prose out of their bing bing wahoo games, but I don't think I'll ever understand how the normalfag consensus devolved into this condescending insistence that "Mario games shouldn't have stories, because they never had stories and also they're for retarded kids so who cares lmao".Brothership admittedly seems like an exception, but I never got around to it and everything I've seen suggests that it's incredibly flawed>>736073808>Bleck tormented him until he joined his sidethe original text you're citing says that "Bleck played upon his shame and depression to enlist him in his service", which sounds grim, but I wouldn't necessarily equate emotional manipulation to outright torture. Furthermore, the Japanese script actually says that O'Chunks demanded to join Bleck as reciprocation for saving him from being executed (https://youtu.be/EqtiX1ll6q8?si=Ohj7ts3HjA-z4yFG&t=122). Feel free to mock SPM's cringy fanfic script all you want because I doubt I'll change your mind, but in this case you're just shitting on a blatant Treehouse fuckup>Also he's also shown to be alive after the creditsTTYD revives most of its killed off characters before its credits, and even then I don't think that invalidates its entire story. At least SPM was tasteful enough to merely imply that Blumiere and Timpani ended up together in the afterlife or another dimension
this happened with kungfu panda, shorter runtimes = more viewings and kids with destroyed dopamine receptors can sit through itall the old expensive VA actors? ditch them too expensive, just get Jack black and write the other characters out. it made 500+ million on a sub 100 million budget
>>736072709so why in hell would they not make it themselves instead? You sound retarded and your shit's all gay.
>>736077752>it made 500+ million on a sub 100 million budgetwtf 5+:1 roi isn't even that good, films should be making 20:1 easily.
>>736075950I'm still surprised they managed to make him so entertaining with such a flat concept.
>>736077932name a single movie that makes a 20x return that isnt paranormal activity
>>736069079Cud for cattle.
>>736074709True, but they should strive to, because they can still be entertaining for a brain off audience at the same time.
family guy cutaways that can be uploaded to tiktok are the final form of entertainment media, get used to it
>>736077985The Blair Witch Project
>>736078239Got him.Also iron lung and VVitch.
>>736070471>>736071615strawmanning retardthe only ignorant here is you
>>736073735Genuinely has more sovl than IllumislopModern mario:>Sanitized designs for babies>Cameos from other franchises for no reason>Voice actors are famous retards who sound nothing like the modern or classic game characters, they sound like themselves>Pop shit>Lore is retarded>Feminist messaging (Peach is better than Mario and Luigi at everything, same with Rosalina probably)>Has to rely on callbacks to better times like the Mario Rap from the Super Show to attract real fans
>>736072523try whatthis is no debate club nigger, we're telling your cattle retard ass off
>>736069079>Illumination film was made for children with ADHD and manchildren... with ADHDNo kidding. Time to grow up.
>>736069912Capitalism only seeks profit, and it gets proft from engagement, not personal growth.
>>736070949Pleas understand, Spiververse can't be good because the main character is a MONKEY
>>736079563Man is a monkey, yes.
>>736077582>TTYD revives most of its killed off characters before its credits, and even then I don't think that invalidates its entire story.I'm that anon and I think it does. I think the idea that Grodus who has already suffers from having almost no motivation for what he does who died shortly after holding Peach at hostage and was blown up by the Shadow Queen survived and just flipped to being good. Same with Beldam who apparently spent 999 years trying to revive the Shadow Queen but is good after the credits because...
>>736073782As soon as I saw Jr and his paintbrush, I knew this movie was not at all going to be what it was advertising itself as. Should have just been called "The Super Mario Bros Movie 2"
>>736069079So does this movie set up a Smash movie?
camrip when?
>>736079753see, I don't even fully disagree on this one - even the most obsessed TTYD fans tend to agree that its villains and the epilogue suck - but I'd rather cope with a few blunders in a game with mostly great writing than suffer through an absolute nothingburger like Sticker Star or the Illumination movies>Same with Beldam who apparently spent 999 years trying to revive the Shadow Queen but is good after the credits because...I still think it's funny that even though NoA intentionally pandered to the trans Vivian crowd in the remake, they left this part of the epilogue mostly the same, even though that demographic almost universally hates it
>>736079334>Voice actors are famous retards who sound nothing like the modern or classic game characters, they sound like themselves>he says while Hoskins is just himself and Leguizamo is objectively one of the worst actors in the film
>>736069241That should be what you're giving them so they don't fuck up life for the rest of us in 40 years.Better for them to follow orders than to persist under the delusion that their input is wanted or needed.
>>736081384Hoskins at least fucking tries an accent. Chris Pratt plays himself as he does in literally every other movie. No attempt at an Italian accent, be it Martinet Italian or Super Show NYC Italian. He just sounds like he always does. Same with the rest of the cast
>>736069362>my mediocre slop is better than yours!
>>736081194I really hope not. There is no way you could make that without pissing off at least half of the smash fanbase, because it wouldn't be "EVERYONE IS HERE".
>>736077985One cut of the Dead, it made over 1000x of its budget
Half the thread being just>Oh my god... these hecking movies need to give kids life lessons and like... teach them somethingWhen fucking none of the shit I watched as a kid did that. Seems like the "better parent" delusion, like you think you've cracked the code and it's just a vague set of platitudes to instill "good behaviors". Not a single game, movie, or show I watched as a child instilled any values, moral or practical, in me.
>>736081698i guess that's why you also ended here
Okay but can I jack off to the Yoshi vore?
>>736070471to be fair, most of parental panic back then was ignored, and look how millenials and zoomers turned out to be: retards incapable of growing up. If nothing changes, gen alpha is going to be the next.
>>736081459Yes it is
>>736081938hell yeah
>>736071941Lulz nice
>>736081698instead of paying attention to the moralfagging, you could take away the more valuable lesson of "writing in old children's media = good, writing in modern children's media = bad"
>>736073391I bet it's woke as hell. First movie ruined Peach so this one will probably ruin Rosalina.
I still can't comprehend how people fail to understand that these movies are not made for fans in mind, most fans will consume anything, these movies are just marketing bridges to reach new potential fans to the IP Remember when every 80s and 90s video game cartoon shows felt like a cheaper and more generic version of other cartoons? How the Resident Evil flicks were just 80% Matrix sequels? The Sonic movies are just live action Smurfs movies with Sonic action scenes when the humans are not around. ALL game adaptation nust pick a winning formula and then disguise it with the skin of a franchise, the target is to bait it to people who like those things, not fansThe "princess knows karate" bullshit is not even woke like everyone says, it's just 2001 Shrek slop
How much of this thread is samefagging?
>>736081827e6
>>736069106I see what you did there
>>736077201>I'mmm not mad you are!hahaha go to sleep anon
>>736082341Don't forget Monster Hunter turning into Isekai
>>736082341>Shitting on the best Shrek
>>736069079>twitter screenshot of some random nobody>364 replies
>>736069079Is the bottom half the theater screen subway surfers?
>>736083038Shitting on Bingtendo is evergreen. You can leave whenever you want if it bothers you, thanks!
>>736084160This
I'm salty, and will always be. Galaxy was my favorite game, and never in a milion years I'd have thought it would get an animated adaptation, but I did dream about a beautiful movie centered around it, with just as much creativity and heart like the very first mario movie from the 80s. That movie had very little source material to use and yet something fun and heartfelt came out of it, Nintendo approved, just imagine what a Galaxy movie would've look like if they expanded the lore further like movies use to. For the record, this were my thoughts way before I knew Illumination was doing the 2023 Moviehttps://youtu.be/86Kasgvr_94I was at least hopeful Bowser Jr would get an arc akin to Boswer's fury, but given the reviews, that doesn't seem to be the case either. Mario, one of the most popular, vast and colorful franchise out there that could only benefit from a movie with a story, is being tramsformed into a dumb referencesfest to laugh at, and this is being reflected in the new games as well.Maybe I'll enjoy the movie regardless, but weren't there better studios Nintendo could collaborate with? Anime studios? French ones?>inb4 le reddit spacing
>>736084278Isn't this the film where Mario gets cucked by some rando japanese dude
>>736082341But Mario doesn't need new potential fans, it's Mario, biggest game franchise after pokemon. New Fans would be interested in a nice story, they wouldn't get all the references spread all over the movies, that would get the opposite reaction out of them>most fans will consume anythingthis is true, fanboys are in major numbers compared to enjoyers
>>736084494Yes, Prince Haru was promised to Peach if I recall correctly. Still, the movie was very nice for an old anime movie, good music, good sequences, a story, all with just one single mario game out. This was likely part of a marketing campaign as well and yet it wasn't silly like the Illumination ones
>>736075463Correct
>>736069079So its just like the first movie, cameos galore to get Tendies to clap their feet with joy in the theaters, with an abysmal rushed plot, Tendies are delusional for trusting Illumination of all studios.
>>736069570I like how they handled Shadow
>>736069180Children deserve good media too.
>>736073391Its literally the first Movie again but Galaxy this time holy kek, cant wait for Odyssey to get fucked up the ass by Illumination
>>736073450Just like NuNintendo not trying to do better because the retarded fans will buy it anyways
>>736073460Nothing about the plot lol
>>736079563Or maybe it's because Miles Morales is a horribly forced attempt to try and phase out Peter Parker entirely, including giving Miles a brand new superpower every five panels because HE'S JUST THAT AWESOME
>we'll never get an adaptation of superstar saga without it being an uneven amalgamation of all three gamesfor the best
>>736075467Here goes the Nintendo ninjas hoping Nintendo sues
>>736084760>IlluminationThe Mario Movies will never be good
>>736084760YOU ARE A PIG.
>>736070832Legos, books and "little doctor/scientist/whatever" sets. Everything else is either replaceable with socialization or meant for older children who are capable of enjoying brainless entertainment without having their brains turned to mush.
>>736084760All its missing are a Minions cameo, but I guess that's what the Toads are for
>>736084913KEEP ODYSSEY'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
>>736084760>Humor and the Minions TouchAbsolutely Disgusting
>>736084913Galaxy is the only game with a decent plot, its only downhill from here, unless they touch the rpg games (god forbid)
>>736070324DMC had a decent anime about fifteen years ago.
mario fans>it's a movie for children i don't think it's that great, it's finesonic fans>OH MY CHAOS EMERALDS THE NEXT MOVIE IS GOING TO FEATURE METAL HECKIN' SONIC????? THIS IS REDDIT GOLD WORTHY!!!!!
Today, I am going to cook crabs, and bring them with me to the IMAX auditorium tomorrow night.I am going eat my crabs and down it with chocolate Boost Plus, while watching The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
>>736085583All the kids are going to be terrified
>>736085629Why?
>>736085019Mario save-a da princess (Rosalina)
>>736085252>Minions cameoIts bound to happen eventually
>>736085583Sir you're not allowed to bring outside food into the theatre. Please dispose of the crab legs or you'll have to leave.OK sir, that's nice, I'm calling the police now.
>>736069362>my shitty kids woke movie is better than your shitty kids woke moviethe rivalry between sonicfags and tendies has always been hilarious
>>736069912This company Mr. Rogers is representing there, PBS, has been under constant attack from Republicans because of pennies of tax money being used for the public good to educate kids. PBS is literally still one of conservatives great enemies and they recently made great gains in defunding it. Mr. Rogers is there testifying for a reason. On this front nothing has changed, just the villains starting to win after decades of failure.
>>736069079Is Chef Peepee in it or not?
>>736069408They’re both shit. Puss in Boots 2 got memed into making people think it’s good and Across the Spiderverse is a messy piece of shit that goes nowhere
>>736086005Both better than Mario Slop
>>736069362You mean the Jim Carey movies? He's the only actor who seems to understand how to ham it up right for how stupid the setups w/ mashing CGI cartoons with humans is.
>IlluminationWhat the fuck did you expect? For the movie to actually be good
>>736069320>go to a theme park company and get a section of a park instead of making your ownThey're not a theme park company. They don't know how to build or operate a park and it would cost them millions to learn. Best to leave it to the professionals.>go to a movie company and get them to produce hollywoodslop instead of making your ownThey're not a film production company. They don't know how to market or distribute and it would cost them millions to learn. Best to leave it to the professionals.And both their film and park are wildly successful so I'd say leaving it to the professionals was the better move.
>>736072853Hot.
>>736069408>Piss in Butts 2 >Good
>>736084909no zey dont
>>736072853They didn't even want to spend money on the biolizard lmao. They will be lucky to get neo metal
>>736086176Tendies sure did
>>736069079This is why you aren't getting a new 3D Mario game by the way.
DON'T POST SPOILERS, YOU FUCKFACE.
The 1st movie was garbage I expect the same for this one
>>736071096that's not chilli though
>>736086409You just have no taste, go watch hoppers
>>736071150The Sopranos is the worst of the 00s era dadcore shows.The Shield > The Wire = Breaking Autism >>>> Sopranos
8 year olds? yeah, thats the target audience
>>736069362isn't this the series that made knuckles an honorary jew? get the fuck out of here.
>>736070324>Cyberpunk>>736073781The last 30 minutes are still infinitely more kino then the new ones
>>736086378I would play a 2026 sidescrolling Pauline spinoff game.I just need confirmation that Mario has a daughter.Please.
>>736069079I wish it was over in the sense that the movie was shit and a flop, rather than it being shit but a boxoffice hit.
Can Valve please kill Nintendo already?
>>736086745Holy this
>>736086745No, pig.
The Mario Movies are the definition of Cameo Slop
>>736069362slopnic flopped and got raped
>>736069912>All the angry zoomers raised on slop seething in response to this post
>>736071173>>736071173Anya from Spy x Family?
>>736085842I have brought food into movie theatre auditoriums multiple times.
>>736069320Does everyone here have an Acme Looney Tunes understanding of business and economics? It is incredibly difficult to make high-budget feature films. That's why only a few companies can do it. You can't do it just because you own the rights to a popular IP, and you can't have your hands in all fields at once. It's the same reason Google failed to break into the video game market, and that's fucking Google.
>>736069185out of curiosity, what would they have to do to *not* be girl bosses in your eyes?
>fat neckbeards retarded virgins fighting over a stupid kid's movieholy shit this board is done
>>736069408>across the spiderverse>goodI liked the forced memes, the retarded protagonist and the edgy villain too
>uh didn't you guys hear me>I said it's a KIDS' MOVIE for the fiftieth time>so that means you have to stop saying mean things about it
People liked the first Mario Movie? Really?
>>736070090I am 22, I saw the enshittification of EVERYTHING live, starting at around 2013-2014 when they stopped hiding and started actively implementing kalergiusa is cooked
>>736086181>parksDisney did it. So did Universal. So did fucking TPCi, which works with Nintendo and is owned partly by it. Small theme parks owned by single families operate across the world. It's not that hard, and it's not even that expensive for one of the biggest companies in japan.>filmfucking indie animators on a budget of less than 10k are putting out films that outdo hollywood AND NINTENDO HAS A FILM BRANCH THAT THEY'VE BEEN GROWING FOR A DECADE ALREADY. SQUARE ENIX FUCKING DOES MOVIES DUDE, IF THEY CAN, NINTENDO CAN.>but hurr durr it made them moneylocking yourself down with other companies is a great way of preventing growth in the future and losing money in the long run...>>736087602>It is incredibly difficult to make high-budget feature films. That's why only a few companies can do it.you are so fucking retarded. They have a film division and inexpensive films have been doing wonders at the box office already. From a BUSINESS PERSPECTIVE, this was the perfect opportunity to EXPAND YOUR BUSINESS into a PROVEN SUCCESSFUL MARKET with a CAPTIVE, GUARANTEED AUDIENCE where YOU KNOW OTHER COMPANIES THAT WERE IN YOUR SHOES HAVE MADE THE TRANSITION ALREADY. Every single point in their charts should have read: EXPAND. DO THIS NOW. also>It's the same reason Google failed to break into the video game market, and that's fucking Google.You don't think it had something to do with them trying to make yet another streaming service after the last dozen failed? Google was not seriously trying to enter the market, or they were fucking retards, or both. Remember that display they had with E.T., the power glove, and the dreamcast? Yeah. Moron.
>>736070832books, unironicallywell, comics at least - I started with comics when I was 4, then switched to books at 6, thanks to my based father, by 7 I was reading proper literature without understanding about 40% of it, but kept reading for some reason, and by 8-9 I started straight up reading the classics and understanding themstill read comics, though
>>736088263lmao
>>736079451LMMMMMMMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROBRO YOU FUCKING DESTROYED THAT RETARED PUSSYHE'S GONE QUIETHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHALMAOOOOOOO THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DEBATE CLUB
>>736087620smile
>>736088409
>>736088097God, you're an imbecile. Just genuinely childish in your thinking. Expansions are never easy or safe and you do not know more than Nintendo about their business. Jesus.
>>736069408>Across The Spiderverse is a good movi-ACK!
>>736069180*for manchildrenKids dont play nintendoAnd manchildren dont deserve quality
>>736088724>ARGGGHH WHY DOES A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL HAVE A PRO-TRANS MESSAGE IN HER ROOM I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE
>>736087729This board fights about bust sizes on animated teenage girls. Nevermind being done, this board never started.
>>736088823>Kids dont play nintendoHuh?
>>736085067>Spiderman Across The Spiderverse>good movie made for children.Circus in town?
>>736088857Don't, anti-Nintendo faggots flip-flop on a dime about Nintendo being just for kids and that kids don't actually the games.
>>736069912Jews happened.
>>736088724The movie is bad but not for that
>>736088857kids prefer fortnite and robloxx, not tendie games
>>736089096>kids can only play one game
>>736089059In fact, Glen's newfound penis and the pain it inflicted on darkies as they became pedophiles in a panic was excellent.
>>736088724SPIDER-TRANS, SPIDER-TRANSCAN'T DO ANYTHING A WOMAN CANTIES A NOOSE, ANY SIZE50% CHANCE >SHE DIES
>>736088830>girlKEEEEEEEEEK
>>736088497Ew
>>736089282I swear, no one is more obsessed with cis female characters being trans than the people who claim they hate trannies.
>>736069912Jews. You can literally look up who media megacorps are run by, the CEOs and boards of directors. No excuses at this point to be ignorant.
>>736089381>We're going to shove trannies into everything>And the moment you bring it up we'll call you obsessed
>>736089434Can you show me the evidence you're using that shows Gwen is trans in the Spiderverse movies?
>>736069356ouuuhhhhuhh...why can't it be like the anime i've been watching for 30 years??????????????I can't handle anything that has things happening
I refuse to believe enough of you have watched this movie for babies to have an actual opinion
>>736089562The entire appeal of Mario Galaxy 1 is the atmosphere, like the first movie this is Minions with a Mario skin. No one over the age of eight or so will be entertained by it. And I guess that's fine but it's hardly a faithful adaptation. It could really be a movie with any character in space.
>>736069079>Movie for underaged kids is tailored for underaged kidsWow! How about you don't watch that garbage if you're over 30 you fucking loser? Disney and nintendo adults should get the rope.
>>736089669What's with french people and wacky blabbering generic characters? Minions and rabbids are too similar to be a coincidence, seems more like a pattern.
>>736069362>they still are going all in on the race mixed couple taking up screen timedoubt it
>>736089516The comics confirm it retardAlso it looks like a fucking dude, you can't look at la criatura and think that's a woman
>>736069241Parents control what their kids watch
>>736088830You have no idea how fatigued actual kids are of fag shit
>>736089798Which comics?
>>736089813Neither do you lmao
>>736089779It's a western thing
>>736089813Sorry, now that I'm past 20 I don't typically hang out outside schools to get the hot goss.
what about the post credits scene?dont care about the movie desu, its gonna be mario vs bowser and mario wins or some shiti wanna know what they planning next
>>736069079The Mario Galaxy Movie looks like complete dogshit, not surprised
>>736069408true.
>>736089813t. assmold chatter
>>736089812NOOOOORINO MY CHILDREN GREW UP TO BE BRAINROTTED GOYCATTLE BECAUSE OF DA JOOOS AND NOT MY BAD PARENTING OKAY???
>>736069408>Across the Spiderverse>Puss in Boots 2Go back to r/TwoBestFriendsPlay with that horrid taste, you faggot.
Cameo Slop the Movie, its so bad they had to pull Fox out of their asshole they couldn't even wait for the movie to come out
>>736069079No Rosa futa sex scene no watch
>>736089979>Mario et al defeat Bowser and Bowser JR, destroying his Koopa Mech and everyone throws a party>Mid credit scene is Toad talking to Luigi while Fox is in the background>You brothers totally smashed Bowser's army! You're like some kind of Super Smash Bros!>Cut to black
>>736090245I would love if this actually happened
>>736090245Fucking kek
>>736069079K, so my 6 year old is still gonna love it.
>>736090245that's so fucking bad that it's good, i hope it's real
>>736090245>Thank you, Super Mario>SUPER... MARIO??>Yeah, because you're super, Mario
>>736089979First credits scene is blue Luma talking to Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr, saying how he'll made their experience miserable. Second credits scene is monkey stealing something, Daisy punches the monkey.
>>736090417>Second credits scene is monkey stealing something, Daisy punches the monkey.Das racis
>>736090245>Implying they won't make at least another movie based on Odyssey with 3D World Cat Bell and other powerups and cast making cameos alongside Link before the Smash Moviekek
>>736090397>oh yeah
>>736090495Bowser's Fury next please
>>736086005did you forget the realistic depiction of a panic attack?
>>736073735This movie isn’t necessarily bad but, holy fuck, the only similarity with the original IP is that Mario is from Brooklyn. Otherwise great movie. Reminds me of Big Trouble in Little China
>>736090417Wow.....thats lackluster
>>736088894My niece who was like i dunno 4 or 5 or something was screaming her ear off yelling "PETER PARKER" at that movie so it worked
>>736073735at least this has creativity behind>how can we take mario universe and make it live action?
>>736090546Fury Meowser will be the final villain of the Odyssey movie and Rosalina, Peach and Daisy will have a Marvels moment where they fight together as heckin' badass feminists while Mario and Luigi are trapped inside one of the fairy jars from 3D WorldMario will break the jar last moment to stop on his head after he's already beatThen they have a dance party to Jump Up Super Star with all the cast from the previous moviesTHEN the moment where they join Smash in the teaser (sorry, no story based on Subspace Emissary here)
>>736090679I liked the theory that Dinosaurs live on an alternate dimension where the asteroid never hit, that fueled my delusion on an unprecedented manner, even caused many realistic visual and tactile hallucinations that marked me for life
>>736090738>Rosalina, Peach and Daisy getting the power star in movie 3
>>736090847YAAAAAAS QUEENS GURL POWER
>>736090738Ah come on, Peach has always been able to put up a fight, and Daisy is a tomboy Peach so it makes more sense
>>736090847Oh yeah forgot uh PaulineShe'll be there too as part of the feminist foursome, but it won't be the power star, it'll be all the moonsAlso uh Cappy's little sister too (Cappy is knocked out)
>>736074709THEY SPENT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN THIS SHIT
>>736090925>Peach has always been able to put up a fightThe one time she was the MAIN hero was in that DS game nobody playedLiterally nobody wants to see feminist PeachSame with Daisy, especially because you bet your ass her relationship with Luigi will be the "woman pegs man" type of relationship
>>736075471when did nintendo win goty last?
Anons, what actors would a Kirby movie made by Illumination have?
>>736091115Super Mario 2, you can beat the entire game and Wart with Peach, the second(actually western alternative third)game in the franchise, then the Kart and Sports games have her doing all sorts of athletic movements, Smash since Melee, also in 3D world she is a playable character along Rosalina.
>>736091120>muh awardslol
>>736091312It would be like the Minions movies, so mostly random shitty celebs.
>>736091312Basically just 90 minutes of memes with the vague plot of King Dedede stealing all of the food or something
>>736091312Antonio Banderas as Meta Knight
>>736091323All of those examples have Peach being AN ALTERNATIVE, not the MAIN hero. They're still Mario games or have Mario take more protagonism than PeachLook at the first Mario movie, Mario is a fucking loser who only gets a slight win at the end after Peach girlbosses him through the whole film.
>>736091449And he still saves everyone
>>736091312>Kirby>IlluminationDear god don't let this happen
>>736090103Fox leaked 2 days earlier.
>>736091419Nah it'd be a retelling of Adventure with Nightmare and the Fountain of Dreams where Kirby is an annoying Minion-type character, Dedede is voiced by Danny Devito, Meta Knight is Antonio Banderas as the other anon said, and it tries to get dark at the end but ends up being a fucking memeAlso it'd have some dumb references to the anime, Escargoon appears for one split second so people pog like retards and Kirby learns how to copy abilities midway through the movie because GET IT, HE COULDN'T DO THAT IN THE ORIGINAL GAME GET IT
>>736091679tell me more haha....
>>736091679>leakedWhat do you mean? They did an official announcement with key art and Glenn Powell wearing a Star Fox jacket
>>736090103>WAHHHH WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!>I WANNA BE SURPRISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!>NO NOT LIKE THAT DONT SURPRISE ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>736070608>turn their brains offAnon their brains are hardly ever on to begin with. That aside, you can have media that engages the brain without some sort of life lesson. A clever joke can achieve the same, as it requires the viewer to take a moment to figure out what it means.
>>736091312Willem Dafoe is Marx (twist villain)
Mario Sucks
>>736090245I'd clap
