40+ women are not your waifu
im a 32 year old virgin
>>736086192>40+ women are not your waifuWhat about 5000+ year old women?
>>736086265This artist frequents 4chan btw
>>736086303>>736086265Nobody cares, his art is dogshit btw.
>>736086303>>736086265based shadman
>>736086241>a/v/erage american male
>>736086265vile
>>736086241I'm 25 and also a virgin. My fear is I'll be your age and still a virgin. At this point I don't even know how I could date a woman. I don't even know where to meet a girl outside of dating apps, which I know I'd get screwed on just due to my shit genetics. I'm fucked, but I think I'm starting to come to terms with it. Seeing pretty women doesn't do anything for me anymore since I'm convinced I'm likely never going to get with one.
>>736087016ancient women need love too nigger
>>736087179>my fear is remaining a virgin>my plan is... not doing absolutely anything about it!lol
old hags at asian massage parlors give incredible handjobs
God damn, I love MILFs.
>>736086192Isn't Outis a demigod of the city? Pretty sure she is one.
sorry op but some of us prefer hags
I beg to disagree.
>>736087576Too young.
>>736087669shes older than your grandmother
>>736087848looks like OP's mom
>>736087375Heh, yea. I am being retarded about it. But I genuinely don't know what to do outside of going to bars or using dating apps. Both places I'd likely get humiliated at.
>>736087179>shit geneticsThere's paraplegic people getting model wives out there, genetics aren't your problem fucko. Your problem is you don't want to even do the bare minimum of going out and talk to people.I've seen the ugliest, poorest fat bastards pull chicks like a magnet just because they talk to them, do the effort if you really want to not be a wizard or shut up and enjoy your magic powers.
>>736087848Incorrect, zoomer.Also poor reading comprehension on your part.
>>736087923KEK
>>736087630pooba
>>736087576>>736087630>>736087842I love fictional women so muchWhy do the real ones have to act like that?
haggin out
>>736086192Probably not, but an essential oyakodon ingredient
gamedev herecan i finally make ecchi /ss/ games now? has that entered the gamer overton window?
>>736086241>>736087179Zoomers are so fucked. Maybe when everyone admits they are fucking broke we can have real dating again.
>>736088904I saved €13 000 in 4 months boomer bro, sit the fuck down
>>736087990>There's paraplegic people getting model wives out thereNo there aint, buddy>But what about this famous person with loads of money?
i will reignite her eggs
>>736088551yes
>>736089073Turning Drasna into a baby factory
>>736087990Proof?> J-Just trust me b-bro!!!
>>736087179Grim
>>736086192With enough power, you can refire even a dying star.
>>736089256Based Sunshine enjoyer
>>736086192>>736087576>>736087630>>736087842>the older a woman is, the bigger her breasts become.Why didn't nature come up with such a system?
>>736089000Good, NEVER tell any woman you have money EVER. Sincerely,Married Milineal with a 70% pension and a quarter million in savings.
Plump hags.>>736086241I'm 35 and a virgin. Though in my case it's partly because real women can't explode (non lethally)
>>736089354Evolution isn't about what's best, its about what's good enough
>>736089354Because supporting such biological processes for decades, if not potentially a whole century, is impossible through nature alone.
Soft, older women, optionally but preferably with bellygrab
>>736086192Those are not hags, those are your peers.
>>736087630she looks like she's in a committed monogamous relationship with the footstool soldier that's 20 years her junior
>>736086303buy an ad, faggot
>>736086241And i'm 40.What did i win?
>>736089549Hags are hags whether I'm 18 or 48.
>>736089625That's not how it works.
>>736089598W grindset ngl
>same age as hagsit's so liberating to date +35 year olds now and not be judged for it
I want a gf 10+ years older than meHave to get my career in placeBe ambitiousReach for beautiful woman 10+ years older with all my might
>>736089659Being as old as they are does not un-hag them anon
>>736087954>bars or using dating apps.nigga there are other ways too meet people. i don't even mean like going to guitar classes or something (although you definitely wouldn't hurt from developing a new skill or hobby). if you live in a big city then chances are there are:A. dedicated spaces to groups/communities for a specific hobby you might likeB. online groups that sometimes do meetupsC. Fucking nerd bars or conventionsD. gov funded social associations meant to get ppl like you to improve yourself and make frens (and sometimes they also help you with getting a job)if you're anything like me though then you should already know that it's not having options that is the problem, it's you.
>>73608890430-40 is millenial
>>736089873
haggin hard
deploying them
>>736086192To anyone that wants to take the Outispill, you must watch this firsthttps://youtu.be/lY613l8FQTIAnd ignore the existence ofhttps://youtu.be/Mzw2ttJD2qQ
>draw a 20 year old>call it a 40 year old
>>736086192BUILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>736090723Where do you live where 20 year olds look like that?
>>736089450You know whatActually that's a lie I've asked around and apparently other similarly minded deviants HAVE managed relationships despite their fetishes. So I guess it IS just me.
>>736090723if she isn't a loli then she's a hag you retarded tourist niggerkikehail hitler
>>736090723Name eighty-three things wrong with this.
>>736087179Just stop being ugly and women will naturally gravitate towards you
>>736089873>branded as a pedophile and a haglover at the same time
>>736086303Didn't he start on lolg?
>>73608619240+ women are the same age as me...
>>736090979Go ahead and explain this one
>>736091083me too brother.
>>736086192I'm 44. I'm married to a 51 year old woman and she has jugs just like that.
>>736091052he started on lolg now works for andrew tate/manosphere guys, pic related
Says who?
>>736091234hopefully she still lets you play with them.
>>736091257MAMA
>>736089450I have more questions about that tattoo on her breast
No worries, I only waifu 17 year olds like pic related
>>736091363if ur white, u dont wanna know
anyone has that "you still got it" pic of a hag in a school's uniform
>>736091492Her belly better be poking out
>>736091363It's a big stylised flame symbol to indicate that she likes to explode into a giant fireball.
I've had sex with a 52 year old woman. Her tits were rather nice and big, but the sex was otherwise unremarkable.
>>736091276They're comfy when she's in her silky sweater to rest on. But it's getting warm in the south and it's too hot for her.
>>736091363Looks like the flames of pic related but the rest is blocked by her dress.>>736091443Saar...
look at this 300+ years old succubus (her game is older than most anons)
I deserve milk
The 80's wasn't that long ago, right?
>>736089113>>736089256Based. Older women surprised by their fertility is such a great trope.
>>736092196>that one drasna image where she's pregnant with quintupletsWEW
Assuming Aqua was at least 20 in BBS she's 30 by the time of the main series.
>>736092120
>>736090187I agree. Just get a hobby and be yourself.
>>736091425Uh huh...
noooo Im not going to fap!
>>736086192hags deserve love too
>successfully hit on my bisexual gilf manager>she got fired for stealing and i never got her contact info
Mature feet.
>>736092497Ask around in the office, someone's bound to have her number or such. Just say you have a book of hers that you borrowed. Or you lend out a book (or whatever in place of a book) to her and would like to return it/get it back. It's not that hard. Go get that hagussy.
>>736092196I mean the meme was made because outis points out majority of the women are actually far far older than 40 and just use one of the corps anti-aging beauty products. Don is an old woman.
>>736086192I wish 40+ women looked like this
>>736092497>hit on >dont get contacts lmao you never had a job and you are underage (for children: you'd easily get coworkers contacts if you actually worked together)
>>736092612not a bad idea, i'll try this tomorrow thanks
>>736086241I'm 41 years old and still a kissless virgin.I use prostitutes frequently but that doesn't really count.
>>736091243you gotta love the implacable manosphere grifters, constantly telling everyone to man up and harden yourself to the world followed by the total shit fits over nothing.
>>736086241Hey me too. I'll be 33 in a few months
>>736086241Should the wizard age be raised?
>>736086192Older woman don't smell as good as the younger ones.
>>736093003t. brokie
>>736092819>pretty good design even if it's a ripoff of emma>made her indianFucking RUINED
>>736092819She owns the key to my chastity cage
>>736093406>PicDue to my natural curiosity, its that simple
>>736086241You are like little babyWatch THISFORTY
>>736086192mating press all day
>>736086192If you found her attractive you wouldnt need to add massive proportions to her.Also>draw a woman that clearly looks around 20s>call her a 40+ woman for absolutely no reason
>>736096782
>>736092989Why it would not count? It is always money for pussy, even if we pretend otherwise
>>736096782i find the maid oc attractive and i remove her dress from her
>>736096782me when i tell my wife i dont find her attractive because she's off-model (i got her pregnant and she's heavy with my child)
>>736096782>>736090723Post it 4 more times.Enough to keep the thread alive lmfao.
>Draw 20yo woman>Call her a hagI fucking hate niggerkikes.Burn fags.
>>736091119some dude in his 40s liking a 32 year old hag got declared as a pedo by the gay retard crowd some time ago. everyone had a chuckle and went on with their lives
>>736086192>40+ women are not your waifuWhy not anon?
SHE IS MENTALLY 17 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>736097875Progression =/= off-modelYou have tried this a couple times before and i didnt bother to reply because i thought you were trolling as your logic is extremely flawed/retarded, but if you really want to use that as you only excuse, theres a BIG different between the character changing appearance through the game/story and just making some absurdly proportioned body and adding a known character's head to it.>>736097086Stop liking threatening looking women.
When I'm 55 and retired, should I get myself a 40-45yo woman to babysit me? I'll still be spending majority of my awake time playing vidya. I just wonder if there's any woman who would be fine with me not giving her much attention at all. Maybe a couple minutes per day. Also worried that women who would be fine with that would probably try to poison me to get inheritance.
>>736095967The court of elders grows stronger. Their impotence shall not go unpunished.
>>736090723roastie hands typed this kek
>>736095320>made her colonizer bait>ruined
>>736098717she needs to threaten me with a goodtime
>>736096997Because you're paying for it, not actually getting it.
>>736096892I’m gonna keep beating my shit to monster titted Frankie from Bloos and you can’t stop me
No cap, yall need some dakimakuras. All the hugs to someone who keeps you warm and comfy at night, without the bs drama of an actual relationship.
>>736089113BASED
>>736096782You sound raped, keep posting this though. I'm sure people agree with your style autism.
>>736090723If you wanna see MILF's drawn as actual MILF's then I'd suggest you check out Aarokira.
Let's all kill and rape the namefag.
>>736100013I still don't know if it's really him or someone who hates him
>>736090187This is pretty accurate. Do things you like whatever it is, in a way that kinda puts yourself out there - online or off. There's also stuff like seeing if you connect with someone through happenstance, but there's more context needed for such things.
>>736099994thats a gilf right there
>>736086192She will never settle for you, anon. She will always be thinking of Tyrone and/or Chad even if you finance her kid's birthdays and christmas
>>736100145Why are you obsessed with being cucked?
>>736086192Fuck you, they are. Also, I make their adult children call me daddy too.
>>736090187I’ve put myself out there before, it doesn’t help. I did get matched with a woman last night on a dating app but she very attractive and normie looking so I don’t expect that to go anywhere. Being good looking myself hasn’t improved my chances at all since I’m a social autist and only really want a girl who’s into Christianity, Anime and homesteading and that really narrows down the options quite a bit.
>>736089450>explode non lethallyso do they just scatter into multiple still-living bits or do they reconstitute themselves.
>>736088904I don't think you know what zoomer means
>>736096782Character is a separate thing than the physical form. You can like variants of a character and still like that character. Having preferences for certain physical attributes doesn't mean you never really liked character. A good example of this is Mystique, no matter what form she assumes it's still the same character.
>>736101773She is literally a shapeshifter, her main feature is to change into stuff that is not her to deceive.But i guess you DO like to be deceived, lol.
>>736101952It's not an illusion, it's true shape shifting, which can be used to deceive certainly. But, if I were to request she turns into a certain form it's not deception. Another example is Major Kusanagi, her real body died when she was a kid and she can swap physical forms as she pleases, do I dislike Kusanagi if I insist on not fucking her dead body?
I don't need 40+ waifus; I have my 1.
>>736101058put that gay christlarp shit in your back pocket and hop off 4channel.org bro
>>736086192>42 year old virgin millenial hand posted thatHag this hag that, grandpa you are older than those so called hags. Go play golf or play chess in the park or soemthing instead of pretending to be young in a website for 18-25 year olds.
>>736086192>40+ women are not your waifuThey got brainwashed by milf pornography.Matthew 5:28-30 KJVBut I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
>>736102315>a website for 18-25 year oldsthat hasn't been true for this site in a decade
>>736101693They reconstitute or just reappear like nothing happened to them. Depends on how I'm feeling, what kind of scenario it is, etc
>>736089613Suicide fuel.
>>736102324Jesus pirated bread.Mary was 12 when she gave birth to Jesus.
>>736089073Do not set fire to you're waifu's eggs
>>736102102I have no idea whos that but i never said illusion, its plain lie.The entire point of the fact is that you making a whore(because you also make them act like sluts out of nowhere) out of a random female character just because its female, means you dont like the character for what it is, it just means the character being female is enough for you to use her as a vessel to add massive breasts/hips just because you like grossly overproportioned bodies, disregarding everything related to the character in question.
>>736102412>>736089450Huh..so you're not the whipped cream guy then?
>>736102632You're really stupid and can't get over the divide between the physical and the mental when it comes to what makes a character. >it just means the character being femaleAnother completely irrelevant thing to my point.
>>736095967>>736092989>>736089450>Millennial girls were like these and these geezers still failed back in 2000-2008How? At least zoomers have an excuse that their girls are ugly and annoying so they didn't even try.
>>736087630I don't think a better scarlet pic will ever be created
>>736086241I'm 21 and virgin. This will never change cause I'm 5'5.
>>736102358>a website for 18-25 year oldsOh silly me I mean 10-25 year olds.
>>736093125That joke doesn't even make sense anymore, most men are virgins now.
>>736102730Oh no I am he. It can be a fireball, whipped cream, goo, cum, etc. Again it depends on my mood or the circumstances.
>>736098717>You havelil bro thinks every poster is one guy
>>736086265>>736086303
>>736102885anon, this website is the retirement home for millenial losers and other gay retards
>>736090513That woman looks under 20
>>736099994My only criticism of Aarokira is that they haven't produced a thousand more milf doujins.
>>736101761NTA but idgi, zoomer started on 2000 so 25 is pretty much a zoomer age. He's correct on that one.
>>736090187>JUST LE PUT LE YOUR LE SELF OUT LE THEREi went to fighting game tournaments, in person, for over 10 yearsguess how many girls I ran into in that time
>>736086303did the constant shilling and spamming his art in the catalog under the guise of dogshit bait threads give it away?
>>736087179You should come to terms with your fear becoming a reality…but you could always change yourself?
>>736102981It wasn't like this 10 years ago, maybe those millenial retards should admit that their time is over and gtfo already. There's no such thing as 30 year old anon let alone fucking 40 year old anon back in 2006. You are already one foot in the grave, old man, just go somewhere else with your fellow geriatrics. This is young man's website.
>>736086418What's his current status? Last I heard he had a mental breakdown
>>736102758You seem to be overly fixated on your own fantasy, similar to a fan's headcanon that defies everything the show/game/book says just because he likes his idea more even if its absolutely retarded.Lets play by your logic:Can mystique copy storm's appearance?Can mystique use storm's powers after changing into her?I believe you can find the answers yourself, but i kinda doubt you will understand, or lets say... wont try to understand.>>736102945You can be plural.
>>736090187
>>736102324>for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.>Trillions will go to hell along with rapists, robbers, killers, satanists and tyrants for simply seeing a woman's bodyWhat an all-loving God!
>>736103467Are you implying powers are what make a character and not personality? You understand that Mystique is still always Mystique no matter what she looks like right? Answer the question about Major Kusinagi if you're so great. <ystique is just an example, we can also use Envy ffrom FMA as another shapeshifter, the example hardly matters, what matters is the retention of personality despite the change of form.
>>736102453
>>736103113The problem is you were going to meet girls at fighting game tournaments anon, though now you can!
>>736103641>>736103467I'll also add that Mystique loses her powers at one point in a movie and ends up not looking like a blueberry. If I say I prefer te blueberry to her powerless form do I not like Mystique? What if I say I prefer her powerless form?
>>736086241and a 44 year old one, you have no future
>>736103540https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%205&version=KJV
>>736103641But i already replied to that in >>736102632, did you even read the post?>(because you also make them act like sluts out of nowhere)You say personality doesnt change but you just make the characters sex dolls with massive proportions, being the complete opposite of what you stupidly tried to use to defend yourself with.
>>736102358The sad truth is that its both >The oldfags were originally 18-25 in the 2000s and are now 35-40+>The goobergate/election tourist incursion of newfags, in the mid 2010s continuing on through the 2020s , sharteens, /pol/yps and other forms of cancer >>736102794Those are late stage emo/scene/arthoes, which came after, some of which were just as annoying; others were simply the >SPORK PENGUIN OF DOOM SO RANDOMwhich could be obnoxious but most were supportive, loving, and would bake you cookies with badly drawn Invader Zim / JTHM characters in icing, and had their fanfiction on AO3. In the 90s/2000s we had actual goths, even mallgoths, and later the hipster issue etc. For a time, It was a paradise of fishnets, giant boots, black lipstick and nailpolish, clove cigarettes, witchy incense, tarot cards, ankhs, and smutty paperbacks creased into cross-body purses made out of old crap which bisected huge goth tiddies , straining at spaghetti strapped tanktops. Each of them waiting for their diet Leon Kennedy / Squall haired, brooding though supportive edgelord. Then came the hipsters and the downward slide began, but even I have to admit that I'd easily go back to that being the worst of the culture vs the panopoly of shit that has emerged since.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
>>736087179>My fear is I'll be your age and still a virginLmao I'm 26 and has never thought about girl since I was 11 and continue the classic "kissing girls = faggot" mindset ever since. If anything I am afraid I will reach 30 and just wish that I die on my sleep this year instead of becoming an old man.
>>736103836Read>>736098717>Progression =/= off-model>theres a BIG different between the character changing appearance through the game/story and just making some absurdly proportioned body and adding a known character's head to itFunny how you newest points have already been covered and destroyed in previous posts.Youre either illiterate or plain trolling lol.
>>736103978>you just make the characters sex dolls with massive proportionsNo I don't, I'm a lolicon and my favorite lolis are perfect as is.>did you even read the postI read it, it's retarded and so are you. You should kill yoursself.
>>736103671Jarvis what other major change occurred during that decline?
>>736104131>a pedophileYou have explained the source of your massive retardation, i see.
>>736087990>paraplegic people getting model wives out there, genetics aren't your problem fucko. No such thing, the limbless guy only got a wife after he got rich from writing pity stories and his face isn't bad either>I've seen the ugliest, poorest fat bastards pull chicksJews with nepo money from Napoleonic time doesn't count.
>>736086192>40+ women are not your waifuI'd be happy with just 1 waifu thx
(loving) sex with hags
>>736086241Ive had 3 women willing to have sex with me but I couldn't get it up. Which sucks because I have a mondo sex drive. Anyways, I paid for Japanese whores and got to cum so I feel less bad now.t. 31 year old. Never had a relationship. Only cumbt
>>73608619240+ women may be your waifu but more than waifu ruins your laifuthey sure are drawn to be attractive though
>>736104234>the "on model" faggot thinks drawings have rightsWho the fuck is surprised?
>>736104146The falling away.
>>736102453>Mary was 12 when she gave birth to Jesus.Wot?Wasn't she explicitly old?
>>736104234You are a zoomer retard who doesn't even know Kusinagi, who doesn't realize they're talking to multiple people, who claims to have "destroyed" points by saying completely retarded nonsense. You really should kill yourself.
>>736086241>mfw 29 next month and still a virgin
>>736104441You are probably thinking about Sarah, Abraham's wife.
>>736089354It kinda did. It just assums the woman keeps getting children. Each pregnacy increases boob size
>>736104519Better save up for that wizard robe and hat.
>>736104519
Bros started working at a hospital tell me how to get mommies I'm surrounded by hags but idk how to get their number without it being weird.
>>736104563SEXO
>>736086241I lost my virginity at 33
>>736095967You are old enough to be my dad, what are you still doing here? And yes I'm 18, my parents got married when he was 22 back in 2006.
>>736104832Prostitues don't count sweaty
>>736104869>anon is upset that old man website is filled with old men4chan is like the last remaining site of the original era internet, anon. (You) are the tourist here.
>>736104832if you paid, it doesn't count
>>736104869I could have been a dad at 14, what does that have to do with anything? We're here for life, nowhere else will let us scream nigger or be rude cunts in other such ways. t. 32
>>736104929They sure do, but not in a good way.
>>736087179>>736086241Hire a prostitute. You'll realize how mediocre sex actually is and you'll be rid of the FOMO
>>736104869what are YOU doing here? This site was founded in 2003, as a spinoff community of Something Awful which was made in 1999. You're the one whose not with his peers, in groupchats, on Snap/Gram and posting tiktoks about your interests with people your age.pic rel is some junk I never threw out because it has minor sentimental value
>>736104127>>736104234>this autist is still picking up fights with chronic masturbators 1 decade and counting laterlmao, I remember when this freak was being the local clown of the drawthreads, glad to see you're still stuck in the same hole
>>736086192Anything past 8yr is a eggless HAG
>>736086241hey me too
>>73608624127. I expect to reach wizardhood but was has been surprising is seeing even my normalfag peers give up on pursuing women. Dating apps really have blackpilled everyone to varying degrees I guess.
>>736104078>annoying; others were simply the>>SPORK PENGUIN OF DOOM SO RANDOMAt least they weren't as fat, ugly, brown and politically obsessed as zoomer girls are. Sure they will eventually morph into hipster and first batch of woke feminist but if you didn't tap them when they were still >"RAWR SO RANDOMZ XD TEEHEE" you are an absolute failure.
>>736086192THANK GOD>>736086241THANK GOD
>>736105154Sorry grandpa but this our website now and I dont wanna leave because I can type nigger here. You had your time 20 years ago, don't be like the boomers and give way to the new generation.
>>736102931We are the many
I'm so ronery, I want a hag gf wife
>want a mature hag wife>but also want kids one dayThe dilemma
>>736106804Any woman worth marrying whose reached age 40 comes with kids.
>>736104929>sex doesn't count as sex because... because... uh... because my schizophrenic ass said so!!!
>>736106870Okay, roastie
>>736106870>raise another mans kidsNot today, rabbi
>>736106870>worth marryingLOL
>>736105115true i came in 30 secs and she laughed at me
>>736105267This would have been a magnificent (You) farm if it was the first post.
Would you?
>>736107306>we got a bunch of former models together who moved on from their agency days who still work in the business and put them in a tiktokOnly only I could have a takescareofherself hag as well...
>>736107306Give me the two 49 year olds on the far left and far right(not the one in the back) and I'd be very happy
>>736107306Top right, bottom left, the 49 year old with long hair on the rightAll at once
>>736107306Yeah but they wouldn't like being around a mute boring guy like me. Only thing I could offer is a roof under their heads and food. I would also be too paranoid that she would install a keylogger on my PC and steal all of my retirement money.
>>736107306it's insanely impossible to date at this age because both of us are aware that love is dead and fake and we're both in it to stave off the pain of loneliness and to have SOME good times
>>736107702>a roof under their headsThis would surely pique their interest.
>>736107306What the fuck how do Asian women age so well?
>>736091243Neither of those are -'manosphere'-.
>>736093003None of those grifters are manosphere.
>>736086192BUILT FOR HORSE COCKS
>>73610730647
>>736086192you are right, they are my mommyfu
>>736105448I think younger people have a distorted perception much the same way that everyone who listened to the best music of a given decade on their 60s playlist or whatever didn't realize that for every The Beatles or Pink Floyd, or even Phish/Grateful Dead there were a thousand shitty jam bands that all thought doing 4 hour long songs inspired by The Beatles period in India was going to make them profound, but it was basically ear-scratching sitar music and a dude chanting on an acid trip. Its not like all the girls back then were basically some big tiddy goth girlfriend mod for Skyrim, and then when the clock struck 12 and hipster-woke-o-clock came around they all turned ugly, fat, brown and annoying etc. There were plenty of people you would not consider attractive even back then. I agree that the counter culture was much more viable and social media hadn't rotted the brains of those young enough to know nothing else, but while I can remember all the goth pussy of the era fondly, I don't think al the anons who missed out are hopeless.
>>736099994>every woman over 40 is fat and has a melted face
>>736086241Sex doesn't matter as much as the genuine romantic love it is meant to consummate. If you're just looking to get your dick wet, it's gonna be mediocre.
>>736090582Holy sagging saggersImagine the nursing breastfeeding
>>73608624135 years hereBeing a wizard isn't actually that good.
>>736107779>love is dead and fakeDoomer garbage
>>736087576Well, if every girl in that game is as old as each ship up to today, every single girl in that game is a hag
>>736086241wtf how did I post this from 10 years in the future????
What if your favourite non-hag waifu turns into a hag/milf?Will she stay hot?
>>736107306Me under the table being smothered by all of their feet
>>736086241fpbp
>>736108858yeah, thats how it works
>>736107306I'd jump right into the middle of that table
>>736108858Why would (heavy) battlecruisers give out milk?
>>736107306>Would you?Be sandwiched between all of them in an onsen as they all drink sake and giggle and swell up until they all explode (non-lethally)? Yes.>>736106417Based
>tfw knocked up my 49 yo gf
>>736107306Honestly the only two I wouldn't are the two in the middle on the left and the 57yo one. And the 57yo one is CRAZY that she looks like thatEveryone else is cute enough
>>736109720Good luck with those retarded babies.They're hell on earth to raise.Unless you both have stupidly good genes.
>>736106804Don't believe the bogus medical propaganda that came with all of the anti-natalism over the past several decades (used to mask all of the horrible malpractice imposed by insurance and pharmaceutical companies). Most women are still fertile in their forties and a simple healthy lifestyle during pregnancy is all it takes to avoid any of the fearmongered "complications."
>anon missed the updateshe isn't a hag anymore
>>736110567ruined
>>736103349>20 years ago the same people that are still here weren't 20 years olderwow that's crazy
>>736086192I turn 30 in 9 months
>>73608624126 and virgin, proud /fit/izen too. I'm from Europe and I live in shitty area where every single woman after finishing HS escapes to bigger city and poaches a simp with apartment.Wages for average people are low, there are simply no women here. I need to escape from this shithole, but money and fucked up job market is a genuine issue.We don't even have prostitutes here.
>>736087630Where's the marriage ring?I can't fap to this shit!
>>736093003Except they aren't manosphere, second, what these guys preach is nothing what you're talking about. Actual manosphere would make them blush.
>>736110224Thats not entirely true, genetics and bad luck can be a hell of a problem still, some can be life threatening to both mother and child.
I'm gonna be 37 in an hour and 14 minutes, and still a virgin.
>>736103349>There's no such thing as 30 year old anon anon back in 2006Wrong, that was me.
>>736114432happy birthday in advance anon
>>736099732It's going to work way too well and she'll end up with decuplets
>>736104929>>736104968Didn't pay though. Got a GF, still together today.Life begins at 12% body fat, it's not a meme.
>>736114432>still a pure virgin at 37Happy bday king!
>>736115835Good, that'll just make her larger
>>736115848Wizard powers involve powerful gaslighting... noted.
i just came like a bitch for anon...
>>736102794Games were so good in '00s I literally didn't even give a shit about girls until I was at least 25.
I lost my virginity at 20 to the love of my life. I considered myself a late bloomer, but damn you guys are hopeless. Just get a hooker at this point if you can. Sex is worth doing at least ten times in a lifetime.
>>736102794In my case I wasn't really interested in the idea of having sex until, like, my early twenties so the idea of a gf seemed pointless - meanwhile I'd been jorking it to girls exploding since before I even knew what sex was or what girls looked like naked.
>>736116075That's half the appeal. Her comparatively skinny body will plump up in preparation for her babies until she's near unrecognizable from the neck down.
>>736108676truth, i'm 36 friendless loser, but a bout 14 years ago i was a bit more sociable, and a girl was interested in me for whatever reason, i was lucky that she pursued, anyway even though we were only together for 4 or 5 months i still occasionally think about her. tried online dating for a while after that but the game is rigged for people who don't actually need it.
>>736114432Happy birthday anon, may your heart be filled with light and laughter on your very special day
>>736086192>lusting over older women at this point is women pushing 60Where does the time go?
>>736086241We all are anon. We all are.
>>736116084I think you want it to be impossible because that makes you personally feel better about failing
I love fucking the ceo of my company
Give me some games that let me get milfs pregnant.
>>736086192Correct.The eggs in their carton are stale and oogey.
>>736086241>tfw turn 30 and decide to finally try and get fit so I'll have a better chance to lose my virginity>hair starts fallingThere was never any hope.
>>736117829Nope.
>>736117621You're so cute and silly! :3
>>736117913>:((˶‾᷄ -̫ ‾᷅˵)
>>736096997Very true.>>736099214Explain the difference.
>>736107306I'm not trapped in there with them, they're trapped in there with me.
>>736113980I wonder how fucked up Sheigo's AO3 is
>>73610730647 & 48 on the left plz
Mahjong!
>>736114432Happy birthday anon!
>>736110567disgusting
based thread
>>736086192>40+ women are not your waifuDon't put words in my mouth, anon.
>>736115474>>736116008>>736117072>>736118998Thank you. Here's to another 18 years of shitposting.
>>736114432>Gundam fan>37 yo virginLet me guess, you didn't like Reccoa?
>>736120294Naturally. She *is* a woman.
>>736119307a soldering iron is extremely dangerous. its not safe to be using it like that.
>>736114432Happy birthday, faggot!
I'm a virgin cause I have pretty bad phimosis that I'm self conscious about and need to fix before trying to get laid
>>736121740Then why don't you fix it?You can fix phimosis by yourself, without the need of surgery or needing to hurt yourself.Just google it. It probably happened because you refused to let your little brother smell fresh air when you were a kid.
>>736121740get some steroid cream and start doing stretch exercises.
I just turned 41 today and I've had lots of sex
>>736121740i recently noticed that I had a bit of my foreskin heal to my glans after a tear and I did not properly seperate the skin while it was healing.I think I'm going to have to buy an exacto blade and seperate it myself because I am having those same insecuritiesStay strong phimosisbro if it actually is bad enough you WILL need medical intervention, trying to just force it through will cause insane damage
>>736102794I lost my virginity to the scene queen of Canada back when I was 14. She was actually called the Scene Queen of Canada.
>>736121740>>736121973I'm almost 38 and for some reason last year I suddenly got phimosis.
>>736105024damn the jews really did a number on this guy. probably """botched""" circumcision
>>736122045I grew my foreskin back through jelqing and weight gain
>>736096782>If you like 2 slices of cake because it's more cake than 1 slice, then you don't really like cake???
>>736113659Nothing really changes. You wake up and you're still you.
>>736087990>fucko
>>736086265>>736087630>>736089073>>736092368>>736092578>>736092819I want fuck to old women raw, missionary style.
>>736087179I'm bordering 30 and i actually hit a point where i went from being invisible to girls regularily showing interest in me by working on my style and social skills to cancel out my meek looks. But i lack the experience to actually go along with it and part of me is not ready to deal with it so i emit a vibe of discomfort and disinterest so now it is truly just myself that is left as the problem.But hey, in the meantime i'm getting free drinks i guessBest advice i can give to at least get to that point is to find some community/subculture/scene you care about and focus about socializing within it instead of playing the mainstream field
>>736095770>She owns the key to my chastity cageHaha no, she threw that thing away weeks ago.
>>736117524There aren't many outside of a couple porn games and even then the pregnancy isn't the main focus. I want a game where the main focus is explicitly breeding hags
>>736086192>unironically get horny for women in their 40s, 50s, and 60s>genuinely think about flirting to see where it gets me
gamers will literally look at this and think it's okay
>>736090187this only works if youre inherently personable and attractive, both characteristics that would have resulted in getting a gf by nowjoining a random hobby group primarily to meet a girl is both disingenuous and incredibly obvious
>>736086192God damn I love white women.
>>736123462just do it you can't be that ugly. probably check for a ring first though
>>736086192Some hags are desperate, I like that energy.
>>736123194>just be attractivegot it
>>736123835>joining a random hobby group primarily to meet a girl is both disingenuous and incredibly obviousWomen have stopped going to dance classes for specifically this reason
>>736123973pretty average desu maybe a little below. Yeah, I have no interest in adultery
>simply think older women are hot>enter hag thread>it's all just effeminate "men" wanting to be raped, pegged, or have their balls crushed into a powder with none of it having to do with hags in particularI fucking hate it here.
>>736090187People should just do this for themselves and not to get pussy
>>736086192>tfw
>>736124182so no change? they're still milfs.
Reina made me a hag lover since Fates came out. Incredible that despite my best efforts my wife ended up being a woman 7 years younger than me
>had sex with gf when i was 20i am now 32>havent had sex or been in a relationship in 12 yearsit is simply too much work>dating appsim an actual 5'5 manlet not some doomer 5'9 retard, it's bricked from the get go and i do not get matches>meeting new peoplewhere? by joining hobby groups and stockholming myself into activities i dont give a fuck about for years on the off chance ill meet a random girl that is into me? >workthis isnt the 1980s anymore and isnt worth the potential hr violation >friends of friendsliterally all married i simply just dont think about it anymore until a thread like this pops up, it just isnt in my mind as a goal or something to even strive for
>>736124113What did you expect on this board? More into gentle mdom myself
>>736124365literally just wait.
>>736124113Welcome to the only way zoomer men can express their attraction towards girls without being labelled problematic. Truly an entirely emasculated generation.
>>736122267>food analogy>a very wrong and senseless food analogyIf you taste a normal flour cake then you try to turn the cake into something completely different like a pudding for absolutely no reason, you never liked the cake.
>>736123974
>>736124113the only seemingly "submissive" thing I'm into with older women is calling them ma'am but only because picrel gave me a kink for it and I still want to push her legs behind her head and dump a fat load in her.
>>736096782Do you have any examples of accurate 40+ women in art then
>>736124240I always wanted to be like Shinji here >>736123656 and the MILFs to be like Misato, its just not the same Dynamic when you're just as old as them and now 'older women' are Grannies.I liked when 'older women' meant they were in their 20s~30s.
>>736124406grahhhhhhh why isn't she huge and pregnant!!? why aren't all these hags huge and pregnant!?!?!
>>736124389>literally all marriedYou ever try to fuck a friends wife
>>736086192submissive old ladies
>>736087179Go out to bars or cons if you go to those. I was literally a doomer and I’m not genetically blessed either and I literally got laid for the first time at a con with a lady I met that day and took to the bar after. I’m not gonna say it is completely easy but once you have a connection and alcohol it is very straightforward.
>>736086303You are actually replying to him.
>>736124904Bros before hoes
>>736086192Heartbreaking...
>>736118915i lost my wife and house to it...
Older women are better. My wife is 10 years older than me and she is the sweetest woman I have ever met. Even if we didn't work out as a couple I would be grateful to her for forcing me to get in shape. I wish she would shut her damn game off since she's so insistent on watching old movies and shows with me before bed though
why isn't there a chart of games like this?
>>736096997TRVTH SVPERNOVA
Players are asking for more hot hags in their games. Even gachafags.
Why do young gamers have such an intense attraction to older women?
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>>736130110>>736130169Man Bomberman got weird
>>736086192What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and had this body type
>>736130370I'd be deathly afraid of the rest of the world. Or even think on how the fuck would I convince my family and friends that I'm the same person. About the rest of the world, they might try to kidnap and do experiments or even worse shit. And some might even adore me as a saint or something sent by (the) god(s) or the devil.I'd be scared shitless.
>>736089613My thanks.
>34-year-old virgin>prostitution isn’t legal in my state so I can’t even pay for itDo women ever appreciate that this isn’t an issue for them at all? Obviously they can hookup for free at any time, even if they stay virgins later in life it’s not seen as a source of shame for women. Sluts are the female equivalent of the male virgin, where they’ve generally been looked down on but for the opposite reason. But I feel like not being a complete slut as a girl is pretty easy, it requires nothing from you.
>>736086265I love these, the colors are so vibrant and eye-catching.
>>736130975>been looked down on Shame that it isn't a thing anymore. Hook up culture is cancer.
>>736092578they are so greatwould be even better if they were giant
>>736129746>My wife isKys
>>736124113Uh yea? Only hags are powerful enough to crush balls duh
>>736104869Ojisan website.t. 22 in May
>>736090723Cope and rope
>>736091052yes, and I was neutral on him until finding out he's some sort of schizo indian who thinks he's greater than Metzen
