>Mario Galaxy movie is complete garbage for toddlers just like the first mario movie.Sonic keeps the crown as the BEST Vidya movie!!! LETS FUARKING GO!!>but muh SALESLMFAO NO
All video game movies suck
fuck off >>>/tv/
>>736102208How are the Sonic movies not for toddlers? I don't like either of these recent series.The Bob Hoskins film is still the best one.
The thing about the sonic movie franchise is that it's running on borrowed timeThe second Carrey is bored it's over. He carries them
>>736102328Still vidya chud!
>>736102208Who the fuck else would they make it for? No sane adult would go watch that crap, unless they're taking their kid to see it.
I couldnt even watch 10 minutes of the first Mario movie, idk how adults can sit through it
>>736102208Yeah what it really needed was an interracial wedding scene between two non video game characters like in Sonic 2!
>>736102208nigga comparing apples to oranges. shut the fuck up you sonic fags are obnoxious. If its not fucking comparing yourselves to fucking goku its the fucking plumber.
>>736102356>Jim Carrey carries itJim was the least popular part of Sonic Movie 3. The series does not need him to thrive.
>>736102208Sonic films are ass.Mario films are ass.Video game movies are 8/10 ass.
>>736102331the Sonic movies at least have some semblance of a plot and aren't just a series of tiktok shorts stitched together. they're still kids movies but can be enjoyed by the whole family.
>he BEST Vidya movieCongrats on winning the special olympics
>>736102208mario movies have become the new smashwhy make a new starfox game when you can put fox in the movie to satisfy tendies?
>>736102208>Target audience will be happy>This is bad....
>>736102426White male non white female is chud coded colonizer core
>>736102331Sonic movies have>A actual coherent plot>Actual characters>Actual good action>Actual humor than not forced (some of the time). They're actually genuinely solid movies that seem to get better with each new entry.
>>736102448It's true. At this point, everyone is gonna go see the 4th movie no matter what's in it. I think they can get away with one really shitty movie before people stop caring
>>736102208>Sonic is better because it's more mature!The more things change...
>first Sonic was The Smurfs with an interracial couple being Sonic's parents>Sonic is depressed and lonely, talks like a zoomer>second Sonic unironically focuses on a fat black lady's wedding where she becomes angry strong black womyn who don't need no man>the wedding is legitimately a good chunk of the film>Knuckles series focuses primarily on the fat Jew+his Jew family and they legitimately compare the fate of the echidnas to the HolocaustNever going to watch the third.
>>736102208
>>736102208What i dislike about these Nintendo movies is that you now that this is considered in the company's annual content pipeline, so is basically can substitute in for actual Mario and Zelda game releases.It's how cooperate brands think and that's Nintendo in the last near decade.
>>736102607Plus as I said each movie seems to get better and better so now viewers are actually getting invested.
>>736102448>Jim was the least popular part of Sonic Movie 3.You're huffing some insane copium.
>>736102584Oil drillers are some of the most pathetic creatures on Earth.You are goycattle. You will never be a colonizer. You will never be Aryan. You will never be taken seriously.
>>736102426>Still mindbroken by wedding kinoSonic movie 2 STILL mogged the Mario Movie. Get rekt.
>>736102208Sonic chads win again
>>736102208people should not have bespoke up and let the original sonic design stay so the movie could flop and not revive interest in video game moviesthen we wouldn't be stuck with the hollywoodification of nutendo
>>736102208>but fans will be delightedwho, modern sloptendo fans? they'd be delighted to eat their own shit
None of the Sonic or Mario movies are good.>but the Sonic OVAThe voice acting is shit.>but Bob Hoskins MarioHe hated that piece of trash so much he got drunk and fucked up his arm.
>>736102843Sorry but people did NOT like him fighitng himself during the Super Sonic and Super Shadow scene.
>>736102941t. seething tendie
>>736102448No one likes to admit it but Sonic 3 sucked
>>736102208Does not change the fact that we're getting a dozen more of these along with a Smash film because these movies generate billions because most Nintendo fans speak with their wallets
>>736102843Yeah, the least favorite part was the humans especially when they were acting like their retarded friends. It's obvious dude lives in a bubble, Sonic 3 on tiktok for example was 40% Shadow and 60% Eggman, especially his dumb dance with himself, people were making videos of themselves doing the dance for millions of views and all the comments were like PEAK PART OF MOVIE and shitI could see why if someone mostly frequented just here he could be seen as one of the lamer parts.To be fair his overacting is retarded in these movies, but still
>>736103024>the Super Sonic and Super Shadow scene.That was the most boring part. It was just shityt furry Dragonball Z.
>>736102875You can just hear the jealousy and sour grapes rationalization coming from this post.
>>736103024People didn't like the interruption. Everyone praised the rest of the scenes, which I personally find baffling because they butchered Gerald.
>>736103193Holy cope
>>736102448Eggman's unfunny scenes were the most popular ones
So with the way things are going do you think we'll actually get a Smash movie soon?
>>736102598I like the sonic movies but some of the shit you listed are not true lmao
>>736103154Furthermore, see comments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fmDlNIb3x0>>736103024This is true, but it's not really Jim's fault they cut it that way, blame the fucking shit ass fucking editors and screenplay
The Mario movies are baffling because Mario has literally nothing to make movies out of. The characters are all blank slates.
>>736102208sonic movies suffer from a different flavor of hollywood rot
>>736102208The problem with the Mario movies is that they're very clearly made by people who don't really know anything about the franchise and Illumination relies too much on tired tropes.
>>736103265When I finished the movie I thought they should have played Gerald COMPLETELY straight at the end, which they kind of did but only a bit. It would have been more dramatic if he was acting like a fucking stooge to trick Eggman and get what he wanted, and then went full serious villain. Instead he's just retarded throughout and dies in a fart. It wasn't awful but they definitely let Jim Carrey get away with a bit too much for Gerald.
>>736102498>>736102598People keep saying that and yet whenever I’ve tried to watch any of them, they seem like cluttered messes
>sonic movies>good
>>736102598>actual coherent plot2, 3 and the Knuckles series couldn't even decide when GUN was created. They all contradict each other. Don't even get me started on the completely essential wedding subplot or how Sonic needed to flashback to his human dad to not get corrupted.
>>736102208>>but muh SALESThis is the only thing that matters in your personal, one-sided competition and you'll always find yourself getting the short end of the stick no matter how mediocre Mario's latest releases turn out to be.See you when Sonic 4 struggles to scratch another 300 million while Junkie XL absolutely butchers its soundtrack because you took the repeated use of 40 seconds of Live and Learn in the last movie for granted.
>>736103545Sonic 1 is fucking garbageSonic 2 is half okay and half garbageSonic 3 is half kino, 1/4th okay, and 1/4th garbage
>>736102208Mario games were designed by Miyamoto to be braindead with no story. The only thing these moves will have is references because everyone needs to suck the old japanese man balls. They should be fun to watch, that's all that matters really. If they make a Zelda one maybe there is more to it.
>>736102598>Actual humor than not forced (some of the time).Bro thought "konichi...whaaaaat?" and "REVENGE GUAC!" was funny
>>736103538Tropes can't become tired. They're plot devices, nothing more.0
>>>/vp/
>>736102389What VIDEO GAME is being discussed?I cant post my hotglued toys here even though theyre VIDEO GAMES
>>736102328https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp
>>736102448>Jim was the least popular part of Sonic Movie 3He literally had a entire dance sequence, a character goodbye and 90% of the final fight all to himselfIt was HIS movie and no one complained, not that they should
Sonic won.Again.
>>736102208the sonic movie has black people in itthe mario movie does notmario wins simple as
Adulthood is recognizing the 93 Mario Bros movie is kino and that the new ones are literally for little kids and that's how it should be
>>736102448The box office would lose 100k if you got rid of Carey. He is the only thing from these movies that have any lasting power in the form of reaction images and videos. You faggots are so unbelievably fucking delusional.
>>736102208This is like someone screaming that they think sandpaper is better to eat than dirt.
>>736103963The mario movie had DK, anon
Where the fuck are the leaks?
>>736103962sonictards everyone
>>736102208>it's an issue that a kids movie is made for kidsI hate millennials so god damn much
>>736102208>the movie is fun>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>736102498Yeah, I loved when the fat black woman was getting married. Classic Sonic!
>>736102208>LETS FUARKING GO!!michael jackson in aof4
>>736102356It's been four movies.He's not bored.
>>736102208sonic is for furfagsno thanks
>>736102208I'd say the Sonic Movies are debatably worse for kiddifying themselves.
>>736102778ok
>>736102448why did they make amy SO UGLY?
>>736102208>2 out of 5 starsKEK!!!
>>736103826Revenge quac was pretty funny as well as the Rosalinda soap opera scene.
>>736103275>The problem with the Mario movies is that they're very clearly made by people who don't really know anything about the franchise and Illumination relies too much on tired tropes.Are you fucking cracked in the head? The first movie is literally filled to the brim with details from the games even down to character animations.You'd have to know jack shit about Mario to think that.
It only exists to keep kids entertained, sell toys, and leapfrog to a Smash movie. Everyone already knows this, reviewing it is pointless.>>736104506Just being true to the source material.
>>736102331let the slopnicfags cope, it’s all they have left
>>736104570i bet they made it silly like the first movie
>>736104074haha funny
>>736103728Crossworlds is still selling well actually dumbass. No one talks about MKW.
>Sonic OVA: 10/10>Sonic 1 movie: 6/10>Sonic 2 movie: 5/10>Knuckles Show: Didn't bother watching because I heard the story was ass and focused more on the unfunny human characters >Sonic 3 movie: 9/10>Sonic 4: hyped because Metal Sonic >Mario movie: 10/10>Mario galaxy movie: hyped because the first one was great and Rosalina is best girl
>>736104570>couldn't kill the switch 2 so they shifted gears to Nintendo movies
>>736104095seething mariocultist
We're people really that triggered by the human wedding bit in the second movie?
SLOPnic HOMOS have to make EVERYTHING a competition because they're RAPED and BEATEN by CHADRIO
>>736104725>No one talks about MKWHe says that when nintendo just dropped a new battle mode for it recently lol
>>736104725>Crossworlds is still selling well actually dumbassEven after 6 months it hadn't even reached 2million. Its dead.
Mario>can't decide on a specific game to focus on, would rather reference as much as possible by dumping a truckload of winks to the audience in every fucking scene than have an engaging narrative or interactions >everything has to be constantly moving to keep the kiddies entertained>characters only allowed to show emotion for a minute before we jump back into wackiness>pop songs everywhere>bunch of celebrities voice actingSonic>the cartoon characters can't carry the movie on their own, so we need bland humans to constantly be popping up>the humans' subplot is family related and vomiting extremely generic morals>hip slang, product placement, and outdated memes used unironically>loosely follows games and at points just stops giving a shit>bunch of celebrities voice acting and actingThey're both fucking trash. Disgustingly corporate.
>>736104570>Reviewers hate itThen its probably good
These are video game movies for kid games starring a cartoon blue hedgehog that runs fast and a plumber that gets powers from magical mushrooms and flowers, why would expect them to not be for toddlers/families? What exactly did you expect?
>>736104725just like you believe you're a real woman because you cut your dick off
Already 50% at RT.
Cameo Slop Galaxy
Doesn't matter, Advent Children is better than both of em
Mario movies will be the new minions
>>736102208Well, yeah. If you expected this movie to be any better you're an idiot.This is more of a morbid fascination than anything>Sonic keeps the crown as the BEST Vidya movie!!! LETS FUARKING GO!!I mean, the last sonic movie was pretty good comparatively speaking, but it still took out alot of good shit from SA2's story which I'm not a fan of.I would say it's better than Mario's movie though, yeah.
>>736104976pffffft
>>736105020Considering how fucking annoying those things are, that would be welcome.
>>736104994based
>>736104976KWAB
>>736104976It has a 38 on Metacritic
>>736104913The point is basedtendo is effortlessly dominating the game industry, theme park industry, and now the film industry
>>736103262Oil drillers deserve to be shamed. Have some common decency, at least fuck a brown girl.
>>736103118How so?
>>736104881>can't decide on a specific game to focus onWhy would you want the movie to be based entirely on one game instead of a completely new story?
>It’s a supremely vacuous anti-movie that climaxes with a sequence featuring full-screen Nintendo gameplay, as if to remind us of the levels of rancid commercial whoredom we’ve reached. The film is torturous to sit through and, for me, provoked periods of actual physical discomfort. I had to stab myself repeatedly in the hand with a pen to distract from the howling distress. It’s that bad, and that offensive. It was Hitchcock who said, “Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.” I don’t think he meant it like this. Geez, dude.
>>736104846LMAO
>>736102356He carries the first and second movie but the third movie works even without himIt's nice to have him there though, he's absolutely a big part of the series.
>>736104162Being for kids doesn't exempt something from being expected to be good.
>>736104881I can't decide if I want to fuck the porcupine or the elephant more.
>>736103963>the mario movie does notYou...did watch the first movie, right?
>>736105025>but it still took out alot of good shit from SA2's story which I'm not a fan of.Thats how I feel about Sonic 3, maybe its my fault for expecting "SA2 THE MOVIE" but no Biolizard and Movie Sonic constantly jobbing to Shadow left me disappointed
>>736104239Mario's characters and world don't have enough substance to carry a movie. Mario is a literal blank slate.
>>736102208>Sonic keeps the crown as the BEST Vidya movieJesus are all vidya movies really that bad?
Do sonicfags really think those slop movies are good?
kek slopnicfags got boconigger in their corner
>>736102821Yeah I bet all those game developers are just that talented that they can move straight into movie development.
Pac-Man is better.
Annnnd now its 43%.
nintendo fags are the most delusional people on earth, i've been saying this shit for months in these threads and everyone is like HURRDURR JUST HAVE FUN illumination make movies for literal fucking babies you retards
>>736104074HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!
Mario Slop Movies deserve to get panned
>>736102208>a Mario movie is designed for little kidsWow, who could have saw that coming?
>>736105025I kinda want to bite Sage's butt.Is there something wrong with me?
PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
Miyamoto seems to think fast moving=good
>>736103826Sonic is definitely the worst part about sonic 3, kind of funny.
>>736105494Super Sonic punching Super Shadow to the moon was great
>>736105814>>736105359
>>736104570>2 out of 5 for a progressive movieExtremely racist and bigoted. I guess they hate black people.
>>736105126>Unfortunately for Sonic, Mario had just jumped on a turtle 100 times and has a star power dropping from overhead because he pressed select
>>736102426>interracial wedding scene between two non video game characters like in Sonic 2You mean the two black people who got married?
>>736105857I know right>>736105872I was thinking of the ending how Movie Sonic was the one who exhausted his Super Form instead of Shadow, I really disliked that change
>>736104239I didn't enjoy the wedding that much either but it was necessary to introduce GUN
If the critics hate it I know it's going to be good. Grabbing my tickets and a large Pepsi and large bucket of poppy tomorrow.
Movie reviewers are all depressives who want to watch slow movies in a dark room.
I loved Sonic Movie 3
Guys you aren't the target audience. The film is made for TEN year olds.
>Expecting Fucking ILLUMINATION to make a good movieMariofags and Tendies are actually Braindead
why do browns and trannies love sonic so much?
MASSIVE FUCKING LORE BOMBROSALINA AND PEACH ARE SISTERS IN THE MOVIE
>>736106131So far it sounds like its mindless flashy noise for kids and a shitload of Nintendo references for anyone older than ten. Works for me.
>>736106170autism
>>736102331>The Bob Hoskins film is still the best one.This. Despite all the hate it gets from youtubers and all, I've always said that it legit was the best thing they could do with the source material.I mean yeah, it isn't great or anything, but it's not nearly as bad as people say it is.Also, Nintendo should stop being so cowardly, I hate how they never acknowledge stuff made by other companies using their IP unless it's succesful, like the OG Mario movie and the CDI games.
>>736105872Their Super fight scene was fucking Kino
>>736106170Same reason they like Dragon Ball. They appreciate melodramatic but sincere shonen kino.
>>736102208>Worse than AIKEK
Once this movie comes out, I hope they go back to talking about actual video games.
>>736106104you're on it, glowie.MEDS
$1 billion and what? The floor is a billy but I don't know the ceiling for this movie at the box office.
>>736106243>critics will get raped AGAINWhy do these retards always try that shit?
>>736106243PFFFFTAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA Oh no no no no Tendies
>>736104169Hmmmm
Apparently, Little Mac, Ice Climbers, Pit, Duck Hunt Dog, and Captain Falco are easter egg characters.
>>736106248Mario is a theme park and movie franchise now
>>736106243I guarantee you AI wrote that article in the first place.
>>736105735The age of the target audience has zero impact on how something is written. It only affects superficial shit like how much blood, nudity, and swearing you can have. It doesn't affect actual writing quality.When it comes to actual writing quality, kids media and adult media are and should be held to the same standards.
>>736106237sonic isn't sincere it't slop for the sake of slop, browns and trannies love consooming slop
>>736106328>Captain Hotdogbullshit
>>736106313Sony/Paramount is incentivising negative publicity. It's easy to tell.
>>736106314>>736106375Nice samefagging
These Mario movies are the definition of Slop
>>736102208Inb4 April Fools???
>>736106392>it'tIt's okay buddy, you can project your retardation on scapegoat of the year, I won't judge.
>>736106234>it legit was the best thing they could do with the source material.This means fuck all since they rewrote the script four times and it only got finished because they were running out of budget.
>>736106115Why did they pussy out and not have her get shot but instead die from some explosion nearby?
>>736106103These movies rely on references because the plot and characters are paper thin
>>736105814>>736105938That man gave the Sonic Movies a 0 as well so he's just a mizer
>>736102208I still haven't watched the first movie because of Peach being an ugly girlboss
>uh but it's for kidsChildrens media doesn't have to be shit.
>>736102208>Fan service galoreHow many Peach nude scenes did Illumination put in exactly?
Holy Shit Mariofags are malding lol
>>736106131>Ten year olds aren't allowed to have compelling media that makes them think or is well-craftedNever have children, they'll never grow to their full potential under you.
>>736106234>I've always said that it legit was the best thing they could do with the source material.You're fucking with me, right? THAT is the best they could do with the material? You realized it was a rushed mess and people were legitimately drunk during filming.
STOP THE COUNT!
>>736106501Not that kind of fan service. Nintendo references.
>>736106243Oh my fucking God?
>>736106272$1.5 billion
>>736106464>t-typosonictrannies aren't sending their best
This shit is gonna make a billion dollar. It’s a mario movie, if the animation is good and there’s a lot of fan service then the target audience doesn’t give a shit. I like me some good cinema but Nintendo and illumination know who watches this shit
>>736106392He was talking about the Games, Movie Sonic isn't Sonic, he just looks like him
>>736106508You're looking for thought provoking messages within a children's video game movie?
Uhh oh now I have to support this because fuck crtics.
>>736106570At least I'm able to make a single post without inserting keyword™ of the year.
>>736106551Jesus Christ
>>736102208>got raped on /v/>surely I won"t get gaped on /co/!
>>736102426>Yeah what it really needed was an interracial wedding scene between two non video game characters like in Sonic 2!It would be so funny if despite all the flirting Mario does with Peach he ultimately ends up with Daisy since all normies ship Mario and Peach. It would be so funny and shake things up.
>>736106328L-le ebin references!!!!! *soi face*
>>736106237Shonen is not a descriptor, it just means "written for young boys"
>>736106508Meanwhile you'd make your son watch the Sonic movies and he'd grow up gay
>>736106494Tendies don't understand this, they only see sales numbers, the movie straight dick cheese
>>736106640>broken clock is right twice a day>therefore I must be contrarian twice a day
>>736102208Did your kids not like it or something?
>>736106621the games are dogshit too
>>736106728its literally a tag and does imply certain attributes to a piece of media, unless you're being dense on purpose
>fanservices will pleases fans but you better not be a fan.. because youtube says soterminally online faggots with no individuality are the worst.
>>736106234>and the CDI games.Anon, anyone with a brain does not take those games seriously and should not take them seriously. You're right about the 1993 movie, specifically because it was live-action, but the CD-I games are not good.
>reviewers gave really low scores on the first movie movie because "le fast pacing" and "lack of plot">watched it with my cousins and thought it was a really great movie. >Saw it again a week later with my friends (this was also their second time watching)>a few years later, reviewers are giving the mario galaxy movie low scores because "le fast pacing" and "lack of plot"Ah shit, here we go again lol
No way Tendies are defending this shit movie.....right
>>736102208HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH I AM LAFFIN
>>736106467Well, I still give 'em credit. Coming up with a script for a live action Mario movie sounds like a nightmare.
>>736106752>the movie straight dick cheeseOh shit, you got to see an early screening?
>>736106679>keywordstay locked sonictroon
>>736106773I wasn't talking about quality, I was just saying that Game Sonic is sincere
>>736105814>(((The Times)))
>>736106826>thought it was a really great moviBut how?
>Rosalina and Peach are confirmed sistersOH SHIT?
>>736106832only bots on this board are, everyone outside is pissed
>>736106787It does not. It merely refers to the target demographic.
>Iron Lung Movie is out>Backrooms Movie next month>FAITH is getting a movieWe're living in the indieverse, bros.Expect Myhouse.mp4 eventually.
Just remember, without these movies Shiggy would be fucking the development of games instead.
>>736106640The least npc tendie
>>736106856I believe you can do it anon. I have faith you can fight the urge.
>>736106873Yeah, sincerely shit
The critics who have shit taste hate it. I’m sure I’ll love it like the first one.
Reminder to support this to hurt Sony.
>>736102356Jim Carrey is someone well known to be against doing sequels, the fact he went to do this 3 more times, shows that he really cares about this and loved portraying robotnik even despite the fact that at the beginning he didnt even looked like him. Even more than his other comedies like dumb and dumber or Ace Ventura, (even tho AV2 was still pretty good.)
>>736106950It's because nobody else in Hollywood wants to work him anymore, actually.
>>736106925>t. sonictroon you're a rape victim lmfao
>>736106914What was the last thing he worked on? Pikmin 4? That game was my goty for 2023.
so whats the post credits?
>>736106476They'd probably have to bump the rating for something very explicitHowever I love the change cause one of the funniest moments in that movie is right before where one of those GUN Soldiers is just screaming "LET ME TAKE THE SHOT SARGE I NEED TO SHOOT A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD NOW"Funniest fucking thing Ive ever seen in a film
>>736106889>its real
>>736102448There’s clearer pics of Movie Amy anon, and to think that this isn’t even her her final form, she will likely get polishes and updates to her movie design much like Shadow did if you compare him to his Sonic Movie 2 post credits appearance.I hope they let movie Amy be fun, cute and feminine while also being strong instead of just making her a tomboy or an obssesed girlfriend.I hope Amy gets to have different hair/quill styles like Sonic did the first movie with his Afro, it would be cute, have Amy go to get her hair done with Maddie and Rachel and have a girl’s night out
>>736105792yes you pedophile
>>736107001I'm not sure how involved he actually was in Pikmin 4, but before that it was Star Fox Zero.
>>736106494What are some good movies or series for kids
>>736106920You are a shill.I am going to watch The Super Mario Galaxy Movie tomorrow night.I will be bringing my bag of crabs into the IMAX auditorium.I will be cheering for Super Mario with the audience.
>>736102356>The second Carrey is bored it's over. He carries themNOPE!
>>736107072They are 100% turning Amy into a confident and badass girlboss who will save and belittle Sonic multiple times. He will be fangirling and swooning over her instead.
>>736106545I know it isn't exactly good, but how'd you suggest they make a live action Mario movie then? Only thing I can think of is maybe something like Who Framed Roger Rabbit or something, mixing 2D and live-action actors.>>736106795I know they aren't, but Nintendo should still embrace it. I think it'd be fun to have small references to it in other games, even if it's just as a Smash Bros trophy or assist or something.The past is sometimes embarrassing, but we learn to laugh at it with time, IMO.
>>736107007Jared Leto's Morbius shows up
>>736107142The audience went crazy over this fight.
>>736106880>I had a great time watching it>good animation>soundtrack was good (not counting the forced pop songs. That was the only bad thing about the movie imo)>the humor was funny
>>736107114im not that into star fox, all i heard was that the controls held it back and it was another retelling of starfox 64
>>736107072Why did she destroy the moon
Jobalina
>>736106446How do you defend this shit
>>736107221Yes it is a very not good game. And interviews about it make it clear every bad decision was his.
Which video game movie would be ideal for me, since I hate Nintendo, hate Mario Bros, hate Star Fox, hate The Legend of Zelda, hate Kirby, hate Smash Bros, and want a totally anti-Nintendo movie in every way?
>>736107123Gundam, Tokusatsu stuff is pretty cool too(I've watched Ultraman 1966, Kamen Rider 1971, and Kikaider
>>736106826This time is different because it genuinely feels like just cameos after cameos after cameos with no weight or focusWe already have enough characters, why also toss fucking Fox in it? I bet they wont even do anything with the super mario 2 villains as well
>>736107231>girls kick ass>nooo girl boss2stronk>girls get their ass kicked>lmao jobbersMisogynists...
The movie looks like complete slop
Throwing in a million side characters when your main ones are still paper thin themselves is never a good idea.
>>736107000It's okay anon, breathe first, then try.
>>736107185>brown children chimped out over this fight liek they always do in theaters ftfy
>/v/ tells me Sonic 3 is kino>starts off with his stupid human family>the trio goes to encounter Shadow in Japan>the gay barista shows up to help>Gerald is literally, LITERALLY just Jim Carrey being Jim Carrey>dude haha funny montage with grammar lol>human parents show up just to make a reference to le funny fat black lady from the second film because that was such a good character>no Rouge or Amy in the plot, so we don't get the fun scheming scenes from Adventure 2, no prison island explosion, no mistaking Shadow for Sonic, no emerald exchange, no Amy making Shadow realize his error>Maria's death is censored because? Now it's an explosion that should have killed Gerald based on where they were>Sonic has a stupid crybaby arc that convinced Shadow to be good>Live and Learn plays for like 5 seconds and then becomes a generic le epic orchestra movie remix as they slap around some random robots that pose zero threat>no Biolizard>Eggman makes a gay speech to the barista>Sonic's human daddy is okay! He's all bandaged up despite only being punched in the chest>Amy saves Sonic from fifty Metal SonicsI'm never listening to you faggots again.
>>736107286Are you serious?
>>736106826"i surround myself with key-jinglers" isn't the w you think it is bro
>>736107358Yes, nigger.
>>736102208Absolutely Wretched LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>736107324you already used the breathe line, pablo
>>736107398Those are shills.
>>736106632B:TAS has thought-provoking messages in its movies and the show itself and that was on a 'kids' block. You can make kids movies that are clever, funny and engaging. The Lion King was just that.>>736106734I wouldn't call the Sonic movies any of the above either, two sides of the same coin.
>>736107394Don't ever have kids, they'll get bullied hard
>>736107398Its going up :)
>>736102448the only part of the mlvie i pad attention to, was his goofy Dan son dance
>>736107394You have arrested development.
>>736107394Do you think these are anything like shit made for children nowadays? Everything you listed is exclusively enjoyed by adult now
>>736102208>reviewers are seething oh sweet, its going to be a good time then
>>736107167>The past is sometimes embarrassing, but we learn to laugh at it with time, IMO.And then suddenly your IP becomes a clusterfuck of references, meta humor and jokes. Sonic fell to that, Mario has not...yet. In fact, I'm glad the west doesn't have their hands too deep in Mario, but the Illumination movies could be the start of that, and then you may just get your wish...in some way or another.
>>736107401Yes, you need to breathe, it's the important first step. We're still at step -1, but I know we're close, together we can do this.
>>736102584Shalom! Im sorry rabbi. But, I still just had white kids anyway. In sure we would have loved some mixed goblin abominations but they just came out white!
I mean it's the Minions machine, what were people expecting
>>736107454back to your roblox unc
>>736107398Is this really lmao inducing? Did anyone expect this to be remotely good or score high?The first movie was already rushed and references galore and the trailers for this second one showed like 20 different "Plot points" between Yoshi, Rosalina, Bowser Jr, Peach, Space, and Odyssey stuff
>walk out of sonic movie during a shitty mo-cap dance scene Why do people keep saying these movies are good? I genuinely do not fucking understand. Is the bar just that low now?
>>736107381My cousins and friends aren't into nintendo that much. My friend group don't even own a switch, they're PS5 niggers
TBF the first movie did get a 46% too. So it took a bit for it to build up.
>>736107638Eh?
>>736107598step 2 is where you say something original or are you still crying over being called a sonictranny?
>>736107641tendies were coping because they liked the first one so damn much for all the hecking referencinos
>>736102208>Mario Galaxy movie is complete garbage for toddlers just like the first mario movieI could have told you this and i didnt watch the first.
>>736107335mad
>>736107691The bar for video game movies has been at the Earth's core for decades now, it literally by definition cannot go lower.
>>736107543True... but I still think I have a point since all those things were made for children.
>>736107167>but how'd you suggest they make a live action Mario movie thenthe original draft which is basically the brothers finding the mushroom kingdom pipe, bowser kidnaps peach to marry her, toad betrays the bros, Mario tricks bowser into growing huge to kill himself
>>736107719you'll figure it out when it pops up in your tiktok feed
>>736107845Uncs use tiktok? You are mixing narratives here
>>736102501>Congrats on winning the special olympicsSpeaking of Olympics…This has to be an early April Fools Joke.https://gonintendo.com/contents/59429-mario-sonic-at-the-olympic-games-tokyo-2020-delisted-from-the-switch-eshop
>>736107763brown
>>736107878friendship with sonic ended
>>736107878Does anyone care? Does anyone genuinely give a shit about this franchise of glorified minigame shovelware?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>736107874every day you are one step closer to being an unc nigger
>>736107878Considering the Olympics people only wanna make mobile trash now, it makes sense.
>>736107770no you really don't
>rosalina and peach are sisters>post credits 1 is just fox and toad checking up on dry bowser and bowser jr in the prison ran by the blue luma faggot from mario 1>post credits 2 is just daisy punching a stealing monkey (nigger)gay movie but will be fun to watch the camrip with others when its out
>>736107969Uh huh
>>736107739No, step 2 is you grab my hand.
>>736107962>shonenspic>xitterscreencapsonicsissies….
>>736107691Holy fuck I forgot about the mountain scene. I am physically cringing.
I’m wanting to bet money that they ONLY revealed Fox to be in there so that the movie can bring in more people.Like they were sweating and yet threw him in so they can cool off.
>>736107962Sega pays journos to give them good scores
>>736108062youll be the roblox playin unc ahh niggerblud and remember this post
>>736102941>then we wouldn't be stuck with the hollywoodification of nutendoGet ready for the Disneyffication of Nintendo
>>736108178Yeah you've already said that
>>736108175Holy cope!
>>736108141he's there for the gay furries
>>736102997>The voice acting is shit.>He didn't watch the Sonic OVA in Japanese, the intended languageShameful Display.
Fox MCloud doesnt belong in Mario universeAt least make a smash game, you cant just put fox in it
>>736103193Your bait sucks bro
>>736108141Pikmin and Star Fox (to a lesser extent) are kept alive by Miyamoto because they're his babies
>>736108141No one knows who he is anymore
>Rosalina isn't even relevant int he Mario GALAXY movie OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>736108301Sonic Adventure is so cringe
>>736102331i have never played a sonic game and i thought the 3rd movie was kino. super mario was generic shit.
>>736103487>The Mario movies are baffling because Mario has literally nothing to make movies out of. The characters are all blank slates.Discuss what adaptations YOU want a Nintendo Franchise to try.
>>736102208Seeing all you "its for le children bro just accept the slop bro xD" apologists makes me realize we have finally entered Idiocracy.
>>736108208You are one more post closer to that inevitable future, lil unc
>>736108389Ok
>>736102208>Sonic keeps the crownSonic movie was fucking retarded. The criticism of the Mario movie all boiled down to>it references the video game!As if actually resembling the source material instead of being filled with fart jokes, dance-offs, and interspecies daddy issues is a bad thing.
>>736108325Probably the only consistent to the galaxy games.
>>736108301slop cringe for browns
>>736102448ThisCarried the first movie, but just like Jack Black you need a strong director to reign in his hubris
>>736103947Stop shitting on the floor. Not I won't clean it.
>>736108369Meta Knight would get turned into a meme aura farming character.
>>736102208>Sonic keeps the crown as the BEST Vidya movie!!!Not so fast
>>736108419>o-okKWAB
>>736102574>the "audience"
>>736108325I mean that checks out with Miyamoto being in the drivers seat. He was never exactly fond of Rosalina.
>>736108519Thats not Mortal Kombat. The 95 one.
>736108523Terminally online
>>736103770Doesn’t matter Uncle Gerald
>>736102208Oh April fools op! Good one!
>>736103770Sonic Advance Trilogy are good enough Spiritual Successors and are peak 2D Sonic along with the Rush games.
>/v/ unironically arguing over whether flossing and repeatedly name dropping Olive Garden is better than Jack Black screaming about peaches and I Need A Hero being dug up for a montage as if they're not equally awful
Who do we blame for these movies sucking? Illumination or Miyamoto?
>>736108369>Starfy>The franchise that never got localized>Western Cartoon
>>736108508You mean like in the anime?
>>736102208>Sonic keeps the crown as the BEST Vidya movie!!pffhahahaha Mario movies may be bad but if fucking SONIC is what's considered the best then holy shit there really isn't much of a gap
>>736102448His dance scene was literally the most popular part of the movie.
>>736108532>Critics hate it>Audiences love itWho do I believe?
>>736103963Donald Glover Yoshi???
>>736108728Both, these movies are perfect for earning money but are failures at being actually entertaining movies
>>736108617meant for>>736108523we don't sign our posts here btw
>>736102208It's sad to think that if they do make a Star Fox movie, it would end up being a comedy
>>736108773>"audience"
>>736102448I cannot imagine being able to survive the third movie if you don't like Jim, he's like 50% of the dialogue in that movie between his two characters and has entire segments to himself.
>>736108141>Main lead of a franchise appears>”Hey, it’s Fox, from Smash Bros!”
>>736102208BING BING OH NOOOOOOOOO
>4 threadsJesus...
108808>please respond, please I need the attentionlol
>>736108728>Matthew Fogel is known for The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023), Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022) and The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (2019).
>>736108812Like half of the run time would be barrel roll jokes.
>>736108369A movie directed by sakurai would be awesome.
>>736108141Seeing reviews saying he's the only good thing in the movie, Mario is a fucking Cuck
>>736104043Based 1993 Mario Movie Enjoyer
>>736108619>>736108668No you dunces I'm talking about the movies.
>>736108896whoops meant for>>736108808lmfao
>>736108812You say this like Star Fox isn't an incredibly corny series with the main cast shitting on each other and the throwaway villains hamming it up before being on the receiving end of an explosion and one liner. Fucking Assault had Slippy dive head first into his Arwing.
You aren't ready for who shows up in the post credits...
>he's still at itPoor thing
>>736105814you're supposed to take your car keys out of your back pocket when you watch a movie
>>736108824If the audience like it, it must be good.
>>736109179Why would you bring your car keys when the movie is like 90 minutes of Nintendo jingling theirs on the screen for toddlers?
>>736103826>>736104576
>THE SUPRR MARIO GALAXY MOVIE>Yoshi is a big focus>no Rosalina storybook>the castle gets abducted, but dropped almost immediately>Peach is fine, touring cameo galaxies while Mario is with Star Fox???>they become babies to reference Yoshi's Island???>Jr. has Wonder abilities>literally the only things related to Galaxy are Rosalina, Megaleg, and the giant UFO
>>736104725Crossworlds has more buzz surrounding it and gets more frequent threads than Deserted Kart World and it’s rare updates.
>>736102208>twatter screencapI refuse to write a post until you stop reposting shit from social media
>>736106328>diddy kongHits different now
FreddyCHADS... are we WINNING?!
>>736107346Why would you want a loli's death to be uncensored, tranny?
>>736102331>Sonic>for toddlersnice one anon
>Sonic 3 discourseShadow was the worst part of the movieKeanu can't voice act for shit
>>736109093That's exactly what people like about Star Fox though.
>>736109402>I refuse to write a postBut anon you just did.
>>736109167uhoh zoomieunc maldingblud >>736109071
>>736109450
>>736103487>Anon never played the RPGs>Anon never read Super Mario Adventures
>Sonicfags are so desperate for a win that they resort to a thread comparing 2 shitty movies series and theirs is slightly less shit because some epic kinorino shadow referenceTell me again how those game metacritics are looking sonicfags, oh and how much did Crossworlds sell again? Right, it beat Mario Kart World i'm sure!
>>736102584this, it's based
>>736107398I don't get how yoshi's upper lip is his nose
>>736109506My point is why wouldn't it be mostly a comedy?
>>736102208Feels like this movie was made with AIslop. I can't prove it but I'm sure someone else will.
>>736104994Doesn’t matter Professor Oak, Detective Pikachu is better than anything in this whole entire thread and it helps that Pokèmon is the highest grossing media franchise in human history.
>>736102584You are a useful idiot for the Kalergi Plan
>>736109542Neither of which will Miyamoto ever take as inspiration for his movies.
>>736109474>>736109474He's way better than game Shadow's voice who sounds like he's trying to poorly try out for a high school theater production of Twilight
>>736109542Miyamoto loathes the RPGs with a passion thoughbeit, a blessing in disguise as I don't want to see how Illumination fucks up characters like Goombella or Fawful
>>736103487The RPGs are right there but miyamoto fucking hates them
>>736109662>race swapped protagonistlol
Why should I care about the opinions of people who huff their own farts? I'll wait until actual people give their own reviews
>>736109707>Miyamoto loathes the RPGs with a passion thoughbeitHe literally worked on 64 and TTYD. It is genuinely amazing how Paper Mario fags refuse to blame Tanabe and Tabata for anything.
>>736105020>Mario movies will be the new minionsYou know it’s funny you say that because Mario crossed over with Furry Minions not once, but TWICE.
>>736109093Corniness is the main appeal and it loses that when it stops taking itself seriously to make some kind of meta joke and wink at the audience. It's gotta be goofy but the whole ISNT VIDEO GAME LOGIC SO WEIRD humor would absolutely ruin it
>>736109791STREAM IT
>>736102208Kids these days are screwed.Children's movies used to at least have some structure. A kid who just watched TV and didn't do anything else would at least pick up something that made sense for them to imitate later, but modern movies are basically just a huge string of "funny" events. It's pure garbage.I've had to watch several of them with my nieces and nephews, and it's unbearable.The funny thing is that the guys know they're making disposable trash. They know that kids see these products as something to be consumed and then forgotten, but they don't give a fuck because there's no real artistic consideration anymore. Thosde movies are pure and simple products, and that's it.
>>736109705No, Keanu had that exact same issue
>>736109791You know the rules.
>>736109860AND SO DO I
>>736109838>Children's movies used to at least have some structureLet's not pretend there wasn't a mountain of objective garbage for every Land Before Time. Even that shit the bed starting with 2.
>>736109514that's not the content of the actual post I was gonna write before finding out OP is a mega faggot
>>736109838>Children's movies used to at least have some structureWe had movies made just to market toys. Nothing has changed. Don't be nostalgic for the fucking film industry of all things.
>>736109838You just described 90's cartoons, for instance tiny toons, that shit was plagued with dumb humor and references but for some reason gen x and older millenials praise that shit. Truth is most media is and has always been shit.
>>736109791Enjoying a movie =/= the movie is goodJust because an audience enjoys a movie doesn't mean its actually good on a artistic level. Plenty of people enjoy the latest AAA walking sim slop, but that doesn't mean they're actually good video games.
>sonic>the best video game movie[Laughs in legalese]
>>736109794>vetoed the Kremlings for more then a decade>forced Paper Mario to be gimmicky bland shit>turned Metroid Prime 4 into normalfag sludgeI'm glad he's retired.
>>736104976Coupled with Slopalina I’m not surprised
>>736105025Sage and Bowser Jr. deserve each other
>>736110021>Just because an audience enjoys a movie doesn't mean its actually good on a artistic levelBeing good on an artistic scale is subjective to begin with so why the fuck do the opinions of people who autofellate their tastes matter?
>>736104169>not including nintendodishonest image.
>>736109705That's because of the direction. That problem isn't present when a project has an actually good director.Keanu Reaves is a good actor, but he isn't a voice actor.
>>736110286You sound upset you lost and got raped ;)
>>736110007Then by definition, it's not shit, it's just the norm.
The best gaming movie is street fighter 2 , you fucking cunts
>>736110286lost and gaped
>>736110243I do not agree.
>>736110007Shit can't inspire people and influence future media.If something isn't good, it gets completely forgotten.
>>736110459You just want her for yourself.
>>736105814This sounds like such an obvious exaggeration that I can't take it seriously.
Slop Galaxy the Movie
>>736110459We need more Sage
>>736102208The first movie was pretty good
>>736105353>Why would you want the movie to be based entirely on one game instead of a completely new story?Why even use the Galaxy Subtitle then? Why didn’t they just use the tried and true simple numerical sequence naming scheme? I mean hell they’re even throwing in SMB2 references in the damn movie itself, the movie having the number would still make sense at some point while being free to do whatever it wants since it’s not adopting a subtitle of a specific game. I feel like a CinemaSins guy right now.
>>736110434You're only saying that because you jack off to the shower scene
>>736108882Its that shit
>>736110007especially the media you like
>>736104169>silkshittersthey were only annoying when the game came out now they only cry in E33 threads
>>736110501I don't like her with SonicI don't like her with her dadBut maybe she'd pair well with Metal Sonic...
>>736110621>they only cry in E33 threadsThose are slop33troons though
>>736106170Why do you and a lot of nobodies on here make up stuff in your monkey brains?
>>736110021>You shouldn't enjoy things because someone out there said it was bad
>>736104994This shit was the best actionslopcameo before actionslop cameo became a thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyP18j7y1FA
>>736110534stay tuned for the next sonic comic
>>736102598>>Actual humor.....
>>736110356>>736110438for reference: they are replying to the RT score (:
>>736102208>>Mario Galaxy movie is complete garbage for toddlers just like the first mario movie.Why is that bad?
>>736110563n-no.I fapped to the ryona scenes
>>736109913>>736109996I'm talking about simple things, not masterpieces. I don't know, Disney's 'The Little Mermaid'. It's a simple story, but it has a clear, functional structure.There are some modern ones that at least try. I had to watch one about an Asian girl who wants to go to the moon, okay, that still makes some sense, but there are things that are torture, like the one where Dracula's daughter marries a Jewish faggot.
>>736106221It’s true isn’t it? MatPat must be feeling like God Prophet right now. Now we need Waluigi in the movies and his backstory connecting him to being the son of Foreman Spike.
>3 year turnarounds for Nintendo's shitty movies>but the games are now pushing 10 year gaps
>>736102208>Kids movie of a childrens franchise is made for kidsShocker, watch movies for adults.
That Tetris movie is still the best videogame movie i've watched
>>736110726>t. didn't read the post he replied to
>>736110780alpha had better ryona scenes
>>736110715Kind of like how you're making up a delusion by denying browns and trannies aren't the core sonic fabase
>>736108045>Spoiler 3I've been seeing that a bunch, so I guess it's confirmed now.Also I'm surprised they went for Dry Bowser and not Fury Bowser. Bowser turning Fury and his "demons" causing him to run riot was right there.
>>736107398Damn, what happened? I remember back when Nintendo used to mean "quality"
>>736110913Whether something is made for kids or adults has no impact on its writing.
>>736110007Cartoons from the '90s were just little skits. They were like "The Three Stooges" or something like that, just a string of funny bits to make people laugh.but I'm talking here about movies, about hour-and-a-half-long films with a beginning, middle, and end, yet they're nothing more than an endless sequence of shit.
>>736110901When was the last time Mickey Mouse protagonized a film/tv show? Exactly, welcome to the Mousefication of Mario
It's that bad
>>736111013take notes sonicsisters
>>736108974why? he can't write
>>736111108Lol. Native X DLSS5
>>736110991They partnered with Universal for their movies instead of Disney. Which isn't surprising considering the parks but still.
>Nin10doland
>fnaf2 sucks>minecraft sucks>mario galaxy sucks>zelda got slammed the moment its concept was revealedAre we seeing Video Game movies get killed off again?
>Sonic 1 has a basic plot>okay what if he goes to the human world >Sonic 2 also has a basic plot>okay what if they're still in the human world, they don't go anywhere resembling locations from 2, we throw in Knuckles, and then we tease Shadow>Sonic Adventure 2 basically has a checklist for how to adapt it>uhhh no what if Gerald is just Robotnik 2 and there's no giant space lizard and we don't have City Escape and we don't race to the ARK and Maria exploded>SMB has a basic plot>okay so what if the Kongs are there for no reason (they do absolutely nothing)>Galaxy has a basic plot>dude what if SMB2 and Wonder and Odyssey and babies and Star Fox and Pikmin and ROBplease stopI can't even imagine what Zelda is going to do
>>736110112>forced Paper Mario to be gimmicky bland shitThe actual gameplay mechanics of Sticker Star (no EXP, using Stickers for everything, etc) onwards were Tanabe's decision. Gameplaywise, Miyamoto just said "this is just TTYD again, change it"
>>736111185We can only hope so. But ONE movie will be decent enough to sadly restart the clock again and again. Time is a flat circle.
>>736109531I never said I liked Sega, they are on the woke list for killing her to begin with.
>>736111078This description only makes sense from how much nintendo has been teasing all of the characters in the movie.I'm still gonna go watch it with a friend though, just to have a fun weekend together.
>>736111078>Rosalina barely in the movieThat's kinda disappointing.
>>736110849>I'm talking about simple things, not masterpiecesDrop Dead Fred had a simple story. It was shit.
movies are not vidyai hate this board
I don't care about the movie, I just care that it'll create a massive influx of yoshi porn
>This is what Nintendo put all their effort and brand name instead of the fucking console they just released and videofuckinggames >Shiggy is slowly becoming a westaboo just like KojimaI somehow have less than zero faith in the live action Zelda.
>>736102208>thread message doesn't match picturelol he's paying bots now
Rosalina was the biggest mistake in the Mario franchise…
>>736102208>Shilling interracial Jew black sonic woke movieKill yourself
>>736111263he was talking about tanabe dude
The mario movie hate is forced as fuck
>>736110275Because most people's artistic sensibilities and critical discernment generally converge towards the same standard, whether consciously or subconsciously. I'd wager that most people seeing the mario bros movie absolutely don't come out thinking its the pinnacle of the medium, even if they reached their pinnacle of enjoyment.
>>736111373meds
>>736111341it won't, sadly
>>736103963Theres a sequence where they destroy a black couples bathroom and almost kill their dog. Also toad is voiced by a blaxk guy" half black" so is kamek, now yoshi, queen bee and im sure others.
>all these filtered postsi don't have to guess
>>736111417God damn it
>>736109468
>>736111078>Listened and read dozens of reviews
>>736102331Sonic movies are for 9-14 year olds. Mario movies are for 3-6 year olds.
>>736111185Aren't they making a Minecraft sequel? Didn't that do bank despite being widely agreed to be a massive pile of shit?
>>736111423It's orchestrated negative publicity.
>>736107123The other guy wasn't me. Illumination slop is bottom of the barrel. Run of the mill Disney movies are like the Marianas Trench in comparison.
>>736111491>voicednew sonictroon cope dropped
>>736107756tendies are fully aware this movie wasn't going to rate highly. These ratings are not stopping anyone who was already interested in seeing it.
>>736111373>Illumination took away dev timedo you not realize how retarded this sounds
i can't take furries seriously
>>736111540>9-14 year oldsbrowns, so they're about 3 mentally
>>736111298>made for YouTube Shorts viewersjesus fucking christ
>>736111565Minecraft isn't a popular movie, it's a meme movie in the same vein as Morbius, something you saw with your friends as a joke and made fun of. The joke already ran its course as evidenced by nobody remembering it fondly or even seriously discussing it, and once Part 2 comes out they'll get the reality check that nobody truly gave a shit when it bombs hard.
>>736108201>Get ready for the Disneyffication of NintendoThat shit already happened during the WII era when they wanted the casual audience
>>736111690if those kids play galaxy after the movie they'll hate it
>>736107398they wanted citizen kane for a popcorn childrens movie kek
>>736102208What else did you expect?
>>736111690>We want the ADHD crowd
What in the Mario Galaxy movie upset (((them)))?
>>736111690All media is made like this, Netflix shows explain the plot several times per episode because people are multitasking.
>>736111570>it was someone elseIt's ok to regret your suggestion
>>736112036
>>736111523>red gloves REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>736111907Galaxy is not appealing to kids, I don't know why but they prefer sunshine and like 64 more than both.
>>736111456I should be the change I want to see.
>>736112332Do you think Yoshi has tastebuds on the tip of his tongue haha
>>736112256he has to watch it to know how bad it is
>>736102448>Jim was the least popular part of Sonic Movie 3.Actually, it's zoomer Sonic.
>Super Peach Sisters
>>736102208My kids liked the first one. It looked back so I made my wife take them to see it. I'll do the same with this one.
>>736110007i'm not necessarily shitting on modern stuff in making this point but there was a significant leap in quality in 90s cartoons compared to what came before. both comedy and action.
>>736111131The cinematics for the Smash bros series and even kirby air riders are great.A kirby movie under him would probably be insane.
>>736112453I don't see why not
>>736102208>Mario Movie going to make another vidya billion with a 98% audience score while eclipsing the Sonic shit easily>Sonic shills have to run to the movies for a single category and STILL fear Mario's massive box office since their games keep losing to mario in both sales and reviews.Another Mario win.
>>736113393>Sakurai making a movie before Kojima the inventor of the cameraThat would be a low blow
>>736113478If you let money determine the value of a product then MCU films must be masterpieces in your eyes
>>736113494Honestly, i wouldn't want to leave a kirby movie to american animation studios, not even with nintendo having them on a short and tight leash.
>>736113601Nta but they were mostly good until they coincidentally started falling off in sales and audience ratings. Captain Marvel and Endgame is where everything rapidly went downhill. Just as easily as it became a true fad, they killed it with wokeness.
>>736108532>GustavoBased mato-grossense.
>>736113478mario chads always win the long run
>>736113782...Unless it's asking for Odyssey 2
>>736112241Harhar
>>736102696all of that is gonna be f*tashit..
>>736107878>>736108016I hope the new Switch Sports adds new Olympic sports.
>>736102208M-mamma Mia...
