Halo is saved.
yeah i think ill pass bro.lmk when you make a doctor pepper skin though
How do we fix Halo?
>>736104803How did they screw up Infinite so bad it made Halo 5 look good in comparison?
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>>736104803Are you fucking serious?? This is laughable. Stop. It's already dead.
>>736105007doesnt need fixing. it's always served its purpose as slop for the lowest common denominator
>>736105354wow.. this image is really cute, can you share another?
Humans are Forerunners.
>>736104803My next door neighbor is a programming team lead at 343, been there for 15 years. What should I tell him
>>736105784these images are really good please keep posting them
>>736105821ring his bell and leave a pipebomb in front of his doorstep camouflaged like a fanta canin forgeworld
>>736105007just make it more inclusive chud
>>736104803Fanta was originally created by the Nazis btw
>>736104803Isnt this shit single player only? And they're selling cosmetics?
>>736105680uhmmm, sweetie. that's a nazi dogwhistle
>>736105007Take the Microsoft out of Xbox
Dammit! Why couldn't it be have been Faygo instead.
>>736106061wtf I must buy gaylo now
>>736105007You can't.
>>736105007Halo has never been better, hello?
>>736104803That's not real.>look it upAh fuck, it's real.
IS THIS AN OFFICIAL HALO GAME?I MEAN BUNGIE DOESNT MAKE HALO WHICH IS KINDA WHY ITS SHIT EVEN THOUGH QUAKE TRUMPS HALO SO...
>>736107627>#DisabilityPrideMonthHow is this different from "regular" Pride Month?
>>736106176They're selling soda.
>>736108129Stop being ableist!
halo after reach has to be one of the most raped franchises in the history of gaming
>>736105098Halo 5 was at the very least smarter with its drip feeding (granted mostly stuff they cut out of the initial release but still) compare that to infinite which has giga long droughts while still having major issues and the end result was obvious, Infinite could have easily been the franchises saving grace if not for that and their practice of a revolving door of contractors that fucked up the dev cycle
>>736104803Dr. Pepper will save Halo.
>>736107627every time I see any of this gay shit in halo I have a great laugh. if I could time travel I would bring this back to halo console war threads in the 2 or 3 era, cannot even imagine the nuclear holocaust that would set off on the board.
>>736107627>just random colors and random patterns applied to random parts of the armor
>>736105354it will probably have a gimped version of the halo 1 pvp alongside the campaign, and the campaign itself will likely be able to be played co-op.now post more cute images
>>736104803Kek pathetic
>>736104803when is it phantasy stars turn?
Why did they feel the need to remaster halo CE for the 2nd timeMake a new game based off one of the books
>>736104803>Fanta armorI'm assuming there's already Mountain Dew armor
>>736108129It more specifically celebrates the current Bungie team
>>736105007Make a Halo hero shooter.
What the fuck is Campaign Evolved? Are they doing Halo 1 again?
>>736113171This would be an awesome game
>>736113527Yes because they've run out of ideas
>>736113846That implies there were any ideas after the original team left
>>736105007As somebody who has been a fan of the series since I watched the first Macworld video, we don't fix it. We just let it die and never forget the good times.
>>736104803>skin for a single player only titlefor what purpose
>halo after 4
>>736113570>absolute shit nu-artpost the original cover or don't post
April 1st is tomorrow.
>>736105007do what activision blizzard recently did with diablo 2make more content for halo 2 or halo 3 more guns, more maps, more vehiclesI want upgraded pvp gameplay, none of that campaign shit they've been failing at
>>736105007With this
>>736104803What's the point when there's no multiplayer
>>736104803The game has no multiplayer tho. What's the point.
>>736116831>>736116853lol we both posted the same thing at the same time
>>736105098I have peered into my crystal ball and found a post from 3 years from now:>How did they screw up the CE remake so bad it made Halo Infinite look good in comparison?
>>736116965We are like brothers
>>736117182This should get updated at some point
>>736117404Halo 4 will never be a classic it's inferior in every way to previous games from enemy encounters, to sound design, and level design
>>736117404Nobody has ever said 4 is good and meant it.
>Fanta
>>736117404the top sentiment is the only one I've ever seen actually expressed
John Spartan reminds you to 'do the Dew'
>>736117404>>736117182The cycle never existed, newfags.
>>736117404Nobody thinks Halo 5 is the best Halo ever, at least not the campaign.
>>736116527not so sure, I need more evidence
>>736110612top tier time travel ideas
Does Fanta even still exist? I don't think I've seen anyone drink it in about 15 years.
>>736117404Nobody likes Halo 5, anon.
>>736117404Reach's campaign is really fucking good4 is painfully mediocre, but not downright terrible as 5 or infinite
>>736105007fundamentally you need an actual direction that isn't retarded, and not this made by committee slop that exists to peddle MTX and merch with little else, but even if you had that xbox is just too much of a mess to actually make it matter anyway
>>736110612Nothing would change because back then people here were shitting on Halo for ruining FPS and being babies first FPS.>>736110748Maybe you're more of a women's herstory month guy?
>>736119896Reach has a good ass campaign but the nerfed peashooter guns really suck the life out of it. Fortunately there's plenty of mods that fix that shit on PC
>>736114360Its this. Same with Star Wars, Star Trek, and anything else that's been touched by women or faggots in the last 50+ years. Just let it die, its never going to be what it was. Enjoy the parts that weren't shit, that's what we've got from now on.
>>736105007get devs who actually like halo, and have a actual direction they want to take the series in. Don't give it to a studio were you went out of your way to get devs that didn't like halo and do nothing but suck corporate cock and chase trends
>>736104803>Halo is savedDoubt.
>>736105007License it to a South Korean or Chinese studio. The required sensibilties for success no longer exist in the western gaming industry.
i am afraid of womencombat evolved
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>>736117404I would never say that 4 is the peak of the series, but it's not completely irredeemable dogshit either. Cortana is ultra sexy and gets some actual narrative focus, that mantis mech is cool and the Covenant enemies are fun to fight. The new enemies are very poorly designed and unsatisfying to shoot though.
>>736121417Honestly the only things I can remember from 4 besides Cortana's degradation and sacrifice are Lasky being a neat aide, Palmer being a boring shit that doesn't really justify the side material hype, and the captain absolutely losing his fucking shit like the retard he was.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jgWCDlf8OE
>>736117404Always makes me laugh. I played the franchise up to 4 without the nostalgia, and I didn't like 3 and ODST. When I played around two hours of 4, I've realized that there's always dogshit to remind me that "bad" could be so much worse.
>>736121265I require further proof and your personal assurances
>>736120552The Halo series could have been free money and it shits the bed in the first fucking sceneIt's amazing. Get fucked, Jimmy Rings
>>736117404This never happened.
>>736104803is this captain king?
>blue armsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>736105821
>>736120552>Halo TV showMan I completely forgot that existed.
jesus fucking christ i asked a.i to make an image of cortana in a glass jar, looking up scared and it refused and said no fetish contentit fucking knows about jars
>>736123419You could have drawn that image yourself if you weren't so reliant on ai.
>>736105007Buy Fanta.
>>736123485or just set up a local model
>>736123485ive got nerve damage, my hands shake like im micheal j fox on a rollercoaster. its so bad im using a right handed mouse, in my left hand.i mean i could try, if you wanna see something that looks like this
You know it'd take a graphical artist like 10 minutes to throw this together and they're acting like its an "update"
>>736122584It will definitely work
>>736123485I wish all artists a long, slow, agonizing starvation death.
>>736117404This is a rehash from this.
>>736105007Fix it how? like turn it into an extraction shooter? travel back a decade and turn it into a fortnite? whatever it was that made halo cool is long gone at least we still have the games but anything going forward isn't going to work.
>>736104803>ok people infinite flopped>the biggest complaints were lack of weapons in the sandbox, not being able to color your spartan the way you want, and poor customization options aswell as over paying for customization>what do we do>uhhhh saar do halo 1 sandbox same customization same monetization because it made money saar>amazing pajeeta this is why you're the big dog!burn it all down
>>736123496I actually like Fanta.
>>736123715nta but can you wear a rubber suit and provide me with in person evidence?
hey it worked lolFINISH THE FIGHT
>>736124273Why would you want that?
>>736106176Did you already forgot that the horse armor is what got us into the worse timeline?
>>736124523Because I want to believe in your plan for halo, but I need something tangible and real I can grope cling to
At this point I just play Helldivers with the ODST shit for a Halo fix, I genuinely don't know what to do with this franchise since none of my friends play MCC or Infinite. And with no 5 on PC proper, I can't even play that without Xbox Live so fuck that game I guess.
>>736124473which AI slop service did you ask?
>>736124659Unfortunately, I'm not a super curvy fem-Spartan so I can't do that for you
>>736105007You don't it ended already
>>736119896>>736120164>scarabs in cutscenes but you never fight one>every level is an open empty borderlands map because they designed it like there would be 4 players at all timesReach campaign was dogshit
>>736124923brenda and ray in scary movie 2
>>736124923No one is perfect anon, but I will accept you in a rubber suit with a phone/laptop/sturdy gamer chair and computer full of relevant pictures to make your case
>>736117404everything after three is pure shit
>>736125051but enough about Halo 5
Faygo > fanta
>>736124897gemini, google sloppa was okay with giving me the jar. its funny what will, or wont work. i tried to have it make this simpson joke photo realistic and it was like NOPEchatgpt will also refuse to do anything with vaporean. it says "because of the meme. you know which one", lol.
>>736125202Reach and 5 are too damn similar, correct
>>736105007Find a magic lamp and ask the genie to kill anyone who takes decisive actions towards making any new halo product or media at all ever.It cannot be saved, just let it rest.
>>736124473ask it to cover her in mayo
>>736105007Master Chief collection on PS5
>>736125283nah, lol, this ones actually attached to my name, it a free 6 month subscription that came with my phone. not gonna take it that far.
>>736105007Basically, make a Halo game set like 15 years before Halo 1 that has the vibes of this mod: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3240182577Remind the suits that every Spartan II is Master Chief-tier, and every new game doesn't have to expand the timeline into the future when there's literal decades of human covenant warfare that only Halo Wars 1 touched upon and no other media has, and Halo Wars 1 was fucking fantastic. As I said the Spartans in HW 1 were depicted as actual heroes and done very well, and the established MULTIPLE worlds for you to fight on, both human and alien. We just need an FPS with a director who understands this shit like the HW 1 guy did.
>>736125246>it says "because of the meme. you know which one", lol.pics? it's just telling me "We’re so sorry, but the image we created may violate our guardrails concerning similarity to third-party content. If you think we got it wrong, please retry or edit your prompt."
>>736123419
>>736105007Port Halo 5 to MCC
>>736125087Why a rubber suit?
>>736125670
>>736123485I was always a photoshop man myself
>>736125943Shiny, formfitting, smooth, will assist as a physical aid to your proposition (even though the spartan bodygloves are a bit more complex) and you'll look good in ithelmet or no helmet is your choice, but I have an idea for one
>>736105007>buy 1047 games. >fire the current rebranded 343. >have 1047 games develop Halo. slam bam halo saved.
>>736125995absolute mad man
>>736125943Incase I fall asleep before you reply again, if you ever want to pitch your idea to me in full horngrabber on shitcord
>>736120106Elon needs to remove the restricted reply shit
>>736105007Ban women from game development
>>736125934Only if they remove microtransactions
>one of the the world's former most popular shooters is now a troon gamethis future sucks
>>736105007by putting it out of its misery
>>736125951just download forge, it's retard proof and ask gemini how to make lewds using loras from civitai
>>736127742no one cared about gaylo outside amerifatistan.
>>736104803Lmao the absolute state of society in general.
>>736128362civitai is banned in my country now
>>736128717anglo?
>>736128773
>>736128905close enough
>>736125951Is this really how AIs talk now? What a nightmare.
>>736117404I have never seen anyone say Halo 4 is good. The best I've ever seen them say is it's average at best. The game genuinely is not a Halo game, the fact all the enemies look straight out of Metroid Prime and completely clash with the Brutes and Sanghelli is what bothers me the most outside of how garbage the new guns are.
>>736107627>didn't even use Kat or another amputee spartan for this
>>736105007>>736120449I was thinking this toothen I realized that Halo doesn't feel like Halo anymore, because the old ones were created on Bungie's in-house engine>This is why Marathon and Destiny feel more like Halo than 5 or infinite
>>736125995what the fuck is this real!?
>>736125852Novelai?
>>736105007Ruby is fixing the Halo campaigns. Halo 2 looks pretty good so far
>>736129659Honestly I'd be fine with just the usual campaign rebalancing, but at this point they may as well call it Ruby's Revision or Reimagined for going in and redoing cutscenes and other things too.
>>736129071if you set it that way. you can tell it to type like a 4chan shitposter if you want. i asked it to read this page and make a reply for this guy, below:736129087nah this is cope lol. people absolutely liked halo 4, they just had to do the whole "uhh well aside from the art style" dance so retards wouldnt dogpile them for liking a 343 gameyeah prometheans were annoying, no shit. that doesnt suddenly make the whole game bad. campaign still had more going on than infinite did, and chief/cortana in 4 is like the one thing from post-bungie halo that people actually still remember without forcing it
>>736104803oh no! Halo® would never partner up with FANTA™, MOUNTAIN DEW™, or DORITOS™ this is seriously fucked up...
>>736129862oops, forgot to actually add the arrows, silly ai>>736129087
>>736129783True, the changes he made to Uprising are insane. Expanding the Forerunner cave and adding back the rain look like pretty good changes
>>736104803>the verification can meme was true>just it wasn't mountain dew
>>736125283What about other girls covered in mayo?
>>736117404Who the fuck ever said 4 was good?I'll personally kick their ass.
>>736129920miss me with p.o.d and livewiresoad and pitch black
>>736130421this but elite girls, or kat
>>736130421>the swimmers cover themselves in fat, acting like a whales blubber, to protect them from the cold ocean for world record distance attempts
i'm getting no good results with google, who has that grandpa holding the large breasted figma? it's at a grandpas dining table even
>>736119896Reach was full of gay set pieces and gimmicky presentation. It chased cod trends.
>>736130695Kat probably got covered a lot during her missions as the only girl on Noble team
>>736125051I never really got the sense that Reach's campaign was designed for multiple people, at least any more than the other 360 games
>>736120552Next game for sure. Trust the process.
>>736105007With this.
>>736105007>remove sprint and ledge grab, so levels are no longer designed around your optimal movement being restricted to one direction. Any ledge you can jump up running forward in halo 2, you can jump up backwards as well. Can’t do that in 4 onwards>Reduce the amount of weapons; all weapons should have a distinct, specific niche in the game rather than several overlapping in the same role.>Retcon the forerunner retcon somehow; halo’s underlying story only had weight because of the irony of humans being forerunners.>Have games taking place at other parts of the human covenant war, playing as different characters. >Playable elites in all gamemodes. Fuck it, even campaign since humans and elites aren’t enemies anymore.>Bigger, longer campaign levels instead of oversaturating levels the same scale as halo 1 with heaps of unnecessary doodads that hog up resources. Expand ‘horizontally’ instead of ‘vertically’
>>736105007LET IT DIE
>>736117404This is a work of fiction, fuck off.
I honestly thought infinite was EOS'd already lmao
>>736133218This but bigger
>>736105007Fix what?>Be mediocre slop for retarded normalfags>COD replaces it That's it, history lesson over
>>736136067Let's fix this thread
>>736139259Campaign Evolved has been confirmed to have co-op right?
>>736115320>* halo after odst
>>736117404>reach>underratedWhen was reach ever considered underrated? If anything I remember most people overrating it and claiming it was way better than 3, despite reach being a massive downgrade in many ways.
>>736105007You don't. Let go.
>>736104803Isn't the point of camo stealth?
>>736117404>ReachSure. I've seen that the game has many defenders and some anons have even said that it's their favorite Halo.>Anything H4 and beyondlol no those games are universally shat on
