LMFAOBLUNDER OF THE YEAR.
>>736105489BRUTAL GOD DAMN
>>736105489
NINTENDO IS DOOMED
>>736105489Oh man, hope this is just a boomer exageration. I invited a girl to watch the movie together and if it sucks it'll be a bad after-talk
>>736105489>what do you mean the film is just flashy colors and fan service aimed at children with adhd instead of providing a deep message about anxiety, depression and race?!?/v/ for some reason
>>736106658That's the reason why old Pixar movies were much better.
>>736105489Sounds like the friendship is magic movie
>>/tv/
>>736106250You should probably consider suggesting a different movie instead.
>>736106250If you need the movie as a crutch, you have failed as a man and a mate.>>736106836Maybe, but she's down already.
>>736106250watch project hail mary instead bro
I'm taking my kids to see itIt can't be worse than zootopia 2
>>736107107I'll watch both.
>>736107107>trooma
>>736105489>UK Jewservatives hate the filmI might actually go see this.
>>736107170Contrarianism isn't a personality trait.
>>736105489Damn
>>736105489Some bong(who already have laughable shit taste. Just look at their video game sales charts) that has zero care for Mario or Nintendo isn’t the intended audience for this movie. Is he expecting some deep plot? Critics are pathetic subhumans. Get a real job.
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>>736107332I don't give a shit. Zootopia 2 was a snoozefest with bad music that at its best is aping The Bad Guys
>>736107332Furfags are over represented on rotten tomatoes.
>>736107372The movie sucks
>>736106250Watch Hoppers and you'll get laid
>>736107562Its a children's Mario movie, of course it's fucking bad, but is it fun? I'm not going to see "The Movie from the guys who made Despicable Me 3 and 4" for the high art
We can't stop winning Kpop demon hunter bros
>>736107678>It's for children so it's okay if it's bad!So sick of fake niggas using this argument man
>>736105489>do nothing>win again
>>736107838Kids movies have been in the shitter for decades anon.....stop pretending the Mario movie being basic and bad is some unique development in children's film.
Pfffft even Tendies are conflicted, Jesus this movie is ass
>>736105489>britbong's opinionWho gives a shit?
>>736107678>Its a children's Mario movie, of course it's fucking bad, but is it fun?I dunno, The first one was okay, but I don't think it was particularly fun or well made. It's mostly Illumination's fault because their movies suck and they're incapable of doing anything different.
>>736107678Being for children is not an excuse for being bad.
The only critics whose opinions I give a shit about are Doug Walker and Cole Smithey, the rest can go fuck themselves.
>>736108057I fully agree and I'm not sure how but despite Sonic being a shitty lifetime/hallmark movie with occasional video game characters, it's more fun and enjoyable to watch, hence why I'm asking if this movie is at least fun and not Mario incoherently petitioning jewy Kong and riding on Mario karts.
>>736108003>they wished it was just a Star Fox movieMario is a cuck in his own movie Oh no....
>>736107989Good kids movies are still coming out in droves. This movie just sucks.
>>736108148>In drovesName 5 released in the last 5 years.
Hearing its more of an ad than the first movie and even more fast paced, how in the fuck
>>736107665>>736107107>>736107003Damn. She's more of an introverted gal and I already bought the tickets. She already knows I'm a Nintendie. Should I suggest her one of those other movies anyway? Or just go and have a laugh about how bad the movie is while pogging about le ebin starfox reference?
>>736107838>WTF MY MARIO MOVIE WASNT LE INTELLECTUALARE YOU SURE YOU ARENT CONTRARIAN THERE, "MY NIGGA"?
>>736108003These are probably the biggest Nintnedo dick suckers, it cant be THAT bad right?
>>736108280Children's media is still expected to be well written.
>>736105489Well the Galaxy series are literally the Mario franchise at its most self indulgent. These games were so far up their own ass about little planets in space and pointing a wiimote to collect stars and dumb new NPCs, gimmick concepts, etc, that its no wonder it makes general audiences want to puke.
>>736108101>Doug WalkerHe's going to hate it
>>736108232The first Mario movie is too busy setting itself up, and every moment of substance is undercut with some gay attempt at a joke turned meme. Mario and Donkey Kong get 38 seconds to become friends, but Bowser needs 2 and a half minutes of "Peaches". Frankly, if Mario Galaxy is more breakneck with shit happening, it will be better for it
>>736105489April fools is early?
I wouldn't call the 1st Mario movie the most well written movie of all times or the most intellectually challenging movie out there, but it was fun.I only hope this one's as fun.
>>736105489You are a shill.
Is there a cut of the Mario movie with all the licensed tracks removed or do I have to do it myself?
>>736108142Oof
>>736106250Why the fuck did you invite a woman to watch bingo bingo wahoo out of anything but an ironic love for bad films?
>>736108003That is a shill.
>>736105489The movie made to make six year olds want a certain video game feels like it's trying to get six year olds to want a video game? Zero out of ten.
>>736107665funny how hopper got a free pass for being an illumination shitshow with a different brand
This movie is just a $200 million advertisement for the Galaxy 1 and 2 ports.
>>736105489>kevin maher>55 years old>doesn't like a movie made for 6 to 14 year oldsOl' Kevin needs to find a different line of work.
The movie is garbage who could have guessed
>>736105489Based Review
>>736108748YOU ARE A SHILL.
>>736108609>Oh man a new game movie is coming out, that gives me an excuse to hang out with her>Huh, her Birthday's coming, may as well invite her as a birthday gift.My reasoning went for something along those lines. we watched the CSM movie the other day and she liked it well enough so I figured going the same line was alright enough for a fun-enough night.
>>736108246Just watch it and pog face whenever you see a reference
>>736106658>flashy colors and fan service aimed at children with adhd instead of providing a deep message about anxiety, depression and raceIf only there was some middle ground where they, you know, actually made a good movie
>>736108826>CSMThe Child Sexual Material movie?
>>736108148>Good kids movies are still coming out in droveslmao like fucking what?
>>736108826>Liked the CSM movieThen she will also love this one, it can’t be worse than that shit
>>736108212Notice how that sperglord contrarian didn't name even one?
This film was very disappointing to me.
>>736105489Maybe the movie is based and it's triggering the woke reviewers . Cope?
>>736108873Chainsaw Man, anon>>736108908The movie was pretty fun, though.
so i should listen to critics automatically when they say something is shit? Aren't they usually retarded and wrong?
>>736105489Sonic won.
>>736108976You should listen to critics when they agree with me, but is the don't critics can go to hell
>>736106658>t. seething jew
>>736108942Charles Dickens wrote a book about Jesus Christ?I had no idea. Might buy it if so.
>>736107107>>736107215Ok fine (this is real btw)
>>736108923t. The anon who askedHere's my 5 and only 5 truly great kids films released in the last 5 yearsDog ManKPop Demon HuntersThe Bad GuysThe Wild Robot(Probably doesn't count) GDTs Pinocchio
>>736108942>Watching a Jesus movie when the only one you ever need came out 50 years ago
Literally no one cares what critics think. This is gonna have like a 90% audience score and make over a billion dollars
>>736105489Wasn't this obivous? It's low integrity garbage that hates the seriesIf you cared about this at any time, congratulations you are subhuman
>>736105489>UK>nose>ears>0/5I'm noticing
These movies are essentially tiktok brainrot and seeing people unironically defend them convinced me Nintendo are now one of those companies like Disney and Apple where they can just put out fucking anything and idiots will eat it up because brand
>>736106250Are you the girl?
>>736109150Its more or less just the four Gospels but made easier for kids to read with some Dickens flourish, it was never intended to be a for sale book so it's not exactly a masterwork, but its nice as a kids bedtime story
>>736108942They're making funko pops of religious figures now?
>>736109217>now
>>736109265Interesting. Thanks anon.
>>736107332Zootopia 2 was just the first movie all over again. Only person to keep their character development was Nick. Its like he was transported to a different timeline where the first movie didnt happen. Have no idea how its so praised.
>>736106250Should’ve gone for Solo Mio when it was still in theaters a few weeks ago. Pretty cute film, very emotional.
>>736108908>Then she will also love this one, it can’t be worse than that shitHave you even watched it or are you just hating on principle?
>>736107495>muh furfagMario Galaxy movie used Starfox to advertise their shitty movie.
>>736105489I am against the wave of videogame movies and TV shows on principle so I'm glad to see this reception.
>>736105489oh no the 40 year old guy with no interest in video games thinks the video game movie for literal kids and manchildren isn't good!
>>736109359Is Solo Mio good? I see Kevin James and think of the funny farting mall cop, I see its by Angel which tells me it probably has mild religious themes and questionable production.
Nintenbros.......
I'm just gonna watch it for Yoshi
>>736109190Ok, just don’t complain when AI slaughters Hollywood because it will eventually be capable of creating the same low quality slop with a fraction of the cost
Zootopia 2 gets a fat fucking 0 because now kids thing Pit Vipers are cute and friendly. I wouldn't be surprised to find out venomous snake bites skyrocketed after this slop came out
>>736105489REMINDER TO NOT LISTEN TO CRITIC SCORES. THEY ALWAYS HAVE SOME SORT OF BIAS IF IT DOESN'T ALIGN WITH THEIR AGENDA.AUDIENCE SCORES ARE THE ONLY SCORES WORTH LISTENING TO.Thank you.
>>736109217Nintendo has a long history of being defended because the brand is strong no matter how bad a product is. They're only different than Apple because their products are specifically aimed at elementary schoolers, so their defense force is just people who liked Nintendo 20 years ago.
>>736109576>The guardian Lmfao
>>736106250use the game and watch conversation table
>>736105489Of course the movie has no plot. The games had no plot either. If the Zelda movie were to be a hodgepodge of references, then we'd have cause to be disappointed.
>>736109840>journalist are always wrongLike clockwork, can't wait for this movie to make more than 1 billion dollars and to be loved by kids and their parents, just like the first movie who got a 46 on metacritic
We need a wellness check on Resetera and Famiboards.
>>736109583>Immigrants with accents good. Rich white people bad. Do not trust your theiving ancestors.I can't believe I got tricked into paying for this.
>>736110003If you’re going to make a movie with no plot or purpose other than to market stuff in a video game then I have a better idea: just make a fucking 3D Mario game and put all this stuff in there instead
>>736110231>Wypipo dun sto our weatherwall ideas smdhI still can't make heads or tails as to what ethnicity the snake is supposed to be. I know hes played by some hyper asian but it sounds like hes trying to sound like a Romanian gypsy
>>736110082The fact that they gave Concord a 7 and Dragon Age a 9 is baffling. How are journos always so out of touch?
The coping is insane over this slop movie
>>736105489>UK timesI'm guessing theres not enough child grooming in the movie for UK tastes
>>736107665sex with mabelsex with mayor jerry
I liked the first movie for what it was. Is the new one that bad? I’m not expecting anything crazy or life changing from a fucking Mario movie.
>>736110082>>736110395Oh, and remember when IGN gave the Hoenn remakes a lesser score for "too much water"? In a fucking tropical region?Journos are the most braindead niggas you will ever meet.
>>736106250the fuck?One of the most fun things you can do with other people is riff on shitty movies.
>>736110457The general consensus is that it's too busy.I'm reserving judgement for when I take my kids to watch it, but I'm hoping for a fun thrillride with little setup, I'm tired of kids movies wasting 30-40 minutes for setup, the kids don't care, I don't care.
>>736110082But those are all different people....
>>736110634Which proves his point further. All journos are collectively braindead.
>>736105489wait, i bet it's good, then
>>736110082The difference between movie critics and game critics is that movie critics aren't scared of giving bad scores to bad films. A 6/10 movie is good and very watchable. A 6/10 game however is seen as the biggest pile of dogshit.
>>736110670Crimson Desert is a "well made" 4 on its best day. It's like if a Chinese person tried making Breath of the Wild(a 7/10 on its best day)
>>736110573They were correct on that one, Hoenn does indeed have way too much water traversal and the water routes have shit encounter tables. Having to use a repel every 5 minutes or being swarmed with wailmer and peliper is not fun.
>>736109069>Sonic wins (in terms of which shitty kids movie franchise is better). Bit of a pyrrhic victory.
All this cope and it will make a billion easily.
>>736110889Who gives a fuck about money when cinema is dying because of slop like this
No way Tendies thought Illumination of all studios would deliver
>>736110921You lost
>>736110631> I'm tired of kids movies wasting 30-40 minutes for setup, the kids don't care, I don't care.It’s because there’s a phenomenon of funko pop millennial Disney adults that will pack the theaters for these kids movies and then criticize it online when it doesn’t have a deep plot
>>736110948Have they made any good movies?
>>736110670both have a massive track record of being so wrong that you can effectively expect the opposite of whatever critics say to be true
>>736110921>because of slop like thisLow quality kids movies didn't kill cinemaMarvel and redditors praising a kids movie made for arrested development kidults did. If you wanna go see How to Train Your Dragon, be my fucking guest, but don't try and tell me about how the epic quirked up guy in a to idiot quoting the Black Sabbath song is totally freaking epic!
>>736110948Nintendo has creative control over these movies
I'm seeing mixed opions even from Mario fans
>>736111106So every high rated game ever is dogshit and every high rated movie is dogshit? And all the bad ones are actually good?
>>736111089Minions are funny little niggas
>>736111089Sing and Sing 2 aren't incredible, but they're decent compared to the slop of Despicable Me and MinionsI liked the Lorax but it is pretty heavy handed and Taylor Swift gives a noticeably bad performance that sticks out
>>736110832It's a huge design flaw that you need to build your team around water types and can't go three steps without running into a Wingull or Zubrat. Kanto deserves just as much shit for having 1/3 of its dex be Poison.
So the movie is, again, more worried about shoving as many references as it can on screen than being good.
>Minions are funny
>>736111209cute cope rings of power is shit and so was veilguard
what the fuck happens in this movie to score this low? I already thought the first movie was whatever and it did well
>>736110948I mean visually the first movie was nice, and had an actual story structure beneath all the shit that was happening.I don't get what the Galaxy movie has in terms of a story structure. The most I'm getting from the trailers is that the bad guys are doing shit in space and the good guys are going into space to stop them or something? What's actually at stake if the good guys fail? They show in the trailer that Peach's castle was disturbed but not stolen, and nobody was kidnapped; Bowser was rescued, and there are confrontations, and Mario and Luigi are babies with a literal t-rex chasing them at one point.Wart and sub-con enemies are there, and so is Fox McCloud and Ukiki, it's just throwing in a shitload of recognisable stuff but doesn't seem like there's an actual story here aside from the excitement of stuff happens look at the pretty colors.I'd still enjoy watching that but that's not what passes muster in movies and film.If Miyamoto can understand why gameplay and feel are important when picking up a controller to play a game, he should understand that kind of push-pull engagement is achievable when passively watching a film; even a children's film.I watched Hoppers recently with low expectations and was pleasantly surprised with what they achieved, even if they played it safe and predictably in a few places.
>>736111497its a movie not made by the usual cabal of freaks so its being attacked
>>736111498Bowser Jr (possibly with the help of the space baddies) gets Bowser back and now there's some space armada that threatens everything, so Mario and co need to stop the armada which also involved recapturing bowser or something.
>>736105489Sonic movies win yet again!
Movie built to be watched on YouTube Shorts or Instagram Reels, almost every shot is perfect for a vertical cut
>>736111452Project Hail Mary is highly rated by both critics and the audience.
>>736106658>It's for kids so it's supposed to be bad>the writers wrote it poorly on purpose>they could write good if they wanted to but they didn't and should be praised for not doing soThat's a good argument Anon, but what about all the shows and movies aimed at children that aren't poorly written?
the critics must have something against Nintendo or something, this movie isn't worse than any other illumination movie
>>736111497The reviews say it’s literally nothing except references to the games with virtually no plot or character, and the movie even ends with them playing video games or re-enacting them (?)
>>736108142mamma mia...
>>736105489LOL LMAO ROFLCOPTER!!!!
>>736111897Most kids movies are bad, including kids movies you probably thought were good when you were a kid. The Lion King isn't high art and Simba never earns his birthright, it's just a cute movie with a dead lion, an eat za bugs music video, and happy end.
>>736109278the only two people I know who collect Funkos are both outspoken Christians, just something about the modern breed of the faith seems broken.
>>736111875>example that proves the rule
>>736112023That's a good argument Anon, but what about all the shows and movies aimed at children that aren't poorly written?
>>736108246changing the movie last minute is a beta move that will not get you laid. just be confident in your choices, that's all they need.
>>736105489>journalists are based actually
>>736112067What about them? They're exceptional.The rule is that most kids movies are bad, hell I'll go out on a limb and even say most Don Bluth movies may look pretty, but they aren't very good or well written with the exception of maybe All Dogs, I like NIMH but the back half is a rushed mess.
>>736112192>most kids movies are badMost movies are bad. That is a non-statement.
>tendies having a complete meltdown because people dont like ILLUMINATION slop
>>736112192So being aimed at children does not mean it needs to be bad nor should it be excused for being bad. A good writer can write something that's good while still being for kids/young teens.Meaning if this movie is shit, the writers deserve to be shit on for it.
>>736112301>t. the lost and raped
>>736105489Apparently Fox has more screentime than Rosalina?Don't mind tho Fox is cool
>>736112263Now we're getting somewhere, so why are we acting surprised that a kids movie is bad, why are we acting surprised at a Nintendo movie being bad? Why are we acting surprised that a children's Nintendo illumination Mario Movie is bad?>>736112312I'm not excusing it, I'm saying it's status quo. It is normal that a kids movie be bad.
>>736111726Yeah, in doing so that has much less to offer than the original film.Mario and Luigi had developmental character arcs because of fish out of water scenarios, the Galaxy movie looks like they're fully adjusted and integrated, so they can only function like audience surrogates at that point.Much like playing the games, the characters are largely blank slates.>>736111809The Nintendo Today app might play a big part in that.
>>736107372>meanwhile other tendies are gloating about Switch 2 sales being over 50% of console sales this year in the UK
>>736105489The first movie was the first time i've fallen asleep in a movie theatre since I was a child.
>>736107395Troon melty
>>736112598Kids movies are really fucking boring these days for the most part because they're being marketed to diapurfur-tier marvelfags
>>736109367I haven't watched either but I will tell everyone they're both shit when asked just like I do with every movie (including the not watching part)
>>736112598Sorry anon, you're old
>>736107332Was Judy hot in this one? She's all I took away from the first.
>>736112023The Lion King is in fact high art, that's why the remake got torn to shreds
>>736112847Not furry but they noticeably dialed back the sexiness. The sexy tigers are mostly covered now, judys body is seldom fully visible
>>736112490No, we're not getting anywhere, you fucking idiot. Excusing something for being bad (yes, you are excusing it) because most things are bad is braindead. For any given medium, most things in it are shit. If we applied your rationale to everything, the very concept of "standards" would cease to exist. Do you understand that?Nothing is above criticism, not even your sacred childhood religion. Sorry. There's nothing you can do to prevent this.
umatroons lost and got raped
>>736112861>t. dog fucker
>>736105489And yet how can anyone involved in this emetic effort live with themselves? At a time when cinema is fighting for its existence (see Hollywood’s latest “Stealing Isn’t Innovation” anti-AI campaign) and defining itself as a recognisable expression of lived human experience, this is precisely the kind of ugly, overbranded, lifeless digital marketing vomit that represents the sinister end of it all. And so slow-clap for Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy, Glen Powell, Donald Glover and Brie Larson, who presumably have hefty mortgage repayments to meet as they joylessly bleat through a garish non-story about how the mustachioed Brooklyn plumber and video game character Mario (Pratt) must shout and jump and race while helping other video game characters, including Princess Peach (Taylor-Joy), Princess Rosalina (Larson) and Fox McCloud (Powell) shout and jump across the galaxy towards a meaningless mêlée in a space station run by the giant turtle-king Bowser (Jack Black) and his son Bowser Jr (Benny Safdie).It’s a supremely vacuous anti-movie that climaxes with a sequence featuring full-screen Nintendo gameplay, as if to remind us of the levels of rancid commercial whoredom we’ve reached. The film is torturous to sit through and, for me, provoked periods of actual physical discomfort. I had to stab myself repeatedly in the hand with a pen to distract from the howling distress. It’s that bad, and that offensive. It was Hitchcock who said, “Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.” I don’t think he meant it like this. PG, 98minIn cinemas from Apr 1
>>736112918I never said the film was above criticism, I said treating a bad children's movie as novel makes no sense, I add that "even kids movies you thought were good when you were a kid, are probably bad" to highlight that there was never really a standard that was upheld to begin with.
>>736107215Cultural Fenonemo
>>736105489Honestly just from the trailers, I believe him
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>>736113079sloptural troononemom*
>>736109198right is hotter
>>736113331>the anti-umajeet exposes himself via esl spelling errorsgrim
>"critic" goes into the mario movie>he seethes and cries leaving a bad review because the only blacks in the movie are a mount for the Italian man, a literal slave race who worship a white woman, and a serial attempted rapist turtle
>>736105489That's what you get for giving it to Hollywood
>>736113381No fucking way that Temu Pixar Peach is better
>>736105489He just doesn't get it.
>>736113414he's a failed author who has to write movie reviews to put food on the table. he's got a lot of problems.
>>736113384>the umatrooner slopslurpingtranny SEAjeetlatinxbrownoid gaped xerself upon the based postawestriking
>>736113526i'd rather have low quality Pixar than the literal, actual Barbie doll look of left.you might think you want left but put it in motion and have it talk in front of a camera for more than 15 seconds and it'll look just terrible
>>736106250Whether she enjoys it or not, play along. Even bad movies can be worth a good laugh.
>>736105489Sounds like literally ever illumination movie ever
>>736108246Don't change shit cause you suggested the movie. Just own up to it and feel the vibes. If tbe movie is great then awesome, if not you can still turn it into a positive. If it's lame you can say alright next time you pick the movie OK, or better yet you know I bet we can find better movies on Netflix wanna come to my place and check?
>>736112490>I'm saying it's status quo. It is normal that a kids movie be bad.That's an irrelevant point to make in this context unless you're excusing it.
Why was anyone expecting this to be good after the first one?
>>736113778I'm excusing it, what the fuck are you going to do about it?
Horror movies and entire subgenres of horror have shit stories too and they're accepted by critics to some extent. Funny how they can't grasp the same concept of the plot being a thing to take the backseat when it comes to something like this.
>>736113901Criticize that opinion with superior reasoning on a Tibetan basket-weaving forum
Hopefully this kills vidya movies for good this time around
>>736108747>It's for kids, that's why it's shit.Such an old ass excuse. yawn
>>736114000Its a kids movie, therefore, it has higher odds of being shit.
>>736113965your reasoning has no effect here, your cringe tails gets trolled reaction images are uselessyou lost and most certainly got raped
>>736113652FUCK NO
>>736112847There's at least one gratuitous ass-shot and I'm pretty damn sure the scene with the baby references *that* comic.
>>736109840>>736110082>REMINDER TO NOT LISTEN TO CRITIC SCORESAh, so every time Tendies mention how well Tendie games perform on Metacritic scores, we should ignore that too, or does it not count?
>>736114327mindlostandgotraped
>>736114130If you're shit at writing, of course it'll be shit.
>>736114327You shouldn't trust review scores not because [Movie I like] scored bad, but because reviewers have no taste and the qualities of art are difficult to quantify. What makes Inside Out a 98/100 compared to The Little Rascals 21/100
>>736114327Yep, I'll never take Tendies serious again when they post metacrtic scores about their games, since critic scores doesn't matter
>>736114327glad everyone knows astroflop is dogshit
>>736106250>Spending time on a girl you don't plan on marrying Oof
>>736114327>Should we ignore tendiesYes, but making fun of them is also permissible
>>736114576No, he got a point. Because more developer nowadays are using "it's for kidz!!" to justify the mediocrity.This wasn't like this decades ago.Anyways I'll be waiting for the rip of the movie since these reviews are mostly just xoomers are shitting on it.
>But it's a movie for kidsthen don't go see it Tendies, let the kiddies enjoy their slop
>>736114000You dizzy fagit. Mario is a movie for the youngest children. It will not have complex characters. It will not have poetic dialog. It will not have lofty themes. It will not have over-arching sub-plots. It will not have hidden narratives. It will not have artistic metaphors. In other words, it will not have any of the things that adults look for in a good movie. What Mario will have is loud noises, bright colors, and characters whose persona is no deeper than their iconic uniforms. It's a movie that is designed for the simple tastes and short attention spans of children. Nothing more. Nothing less. If you don't enjoy it, that's because it wasn't made with you in mind. Instead, you can go watch Star Wars, pseud.
>>736105489This is a movie for dumb retarded kids that play Nintendo all day long>"Noooo that's no excuse kids movies can be le good"This is tranny cope btw
>>736107429"Zoo" is at least as good as "Try Everything" if not better.Not sure how it's a snoozefest, if anything I would say it has the opposite problem: the scenes never have room to breathe, the characters get their quips in and we're rushing off to the next plot beat. It never slows down long enough for the kids to get bored.
>>736106250This guy can get a date to see Mario with him and I can't find a single chick on any dating apps to respond to me. Fuck my life.
It's targeted at the chicken jockey audience that wants to only see the references and go "I know that reference!". It'll make an easy billion.
>>736106250>inviting a girl to watch this shitThese movies are for 6 year olds, what are you doing?
>>736115912When a movie is building off a well known IP, it's made for everyone, so don't give me that bullshit.
If a movie is bad just because it’s for kids, then it shouldn’t exist, because if a child is still so young that it’s impossible to make anything of quality for them, then they shouldn’t be watching movies in the first place
>>736105489Puss in Boots is a better movie than any of the Mario movies.
>>736115241I agree with the rest. I had a real problem with how the characters wouldn't fucking stop talking actually but overall I enjoyed the movie.>"Zoo" is at least as good as "Try Everything" if not betterThis is wrong though.
>>736116067>When a movie is building off a well known IP, it's made for everyoneThe hell kind of illogical cope is that?
>>736115225Being for kids has no effect on how a movie is written.
>>736114327Sounds good to me. Modern zelda is loved by game journalists, same with nu donkey kong, and both are putrid garbage.
>>736116247The kind that makes parents even consider giving this movie the time of day.
>>736116496Parents are taking their 6 year olds for the sake of their 6 year olds, not a girl on a date.
>>736105489I mean even for a video game movie the first was pretty soulless. Just a series of references with very little heart or plot.
>>736105489Seeing it tomorrow. Single man in my 30s. Wahooooooo!
>>736116672Now hold on, he didn't specify the girl's age
>>736114807How would I ever know if its a girl I dont plan on marrying if I dont spend time with her?>>736115762If it makes you feel better, I spent all 6 years of college with next to no matches on Tinder. You got this, anon. I beelieve in you.Not really a date though lol
>>736105489Rosalina was barely in the trailers and now reviewers are saying that Rosalina has LESS screen time than FUCKING STAR FOX, IN A MARIO GALAXY MOVIEFuck Illumination and fuck Nintendo for making a shit sequel
>>736105489bingtroonies...no.....
>Super Mario GALAXY movie>Rosalina has 9 minutes of screen time
>>736117402No fucking way. Is there a specific review you saw that said this?
>>736117402>>736117676>>736117671I saw it too, it was the one asking why they even got Brie Larson just for her to have like ten lines
>>736105489Stop watching slop. It's that simple.
>>736117402>>736117671>>736117676I can guarantee you that the ones who are going to see this movie don't give two shits about that. Most paying for this don't even know she exists.
Italy can't take a break today
>>736107665Unironically this movie is commie propaganda
>>736117749What's even the fucking point?>>736117875Most people paying to see these movies are just parents taking their kids to watch whatever random slop will shut them up for a couple of hours. Still, you'd expect Nintendo to give more of a shit, especially with how this movie is all they have to celebrate the series' 40th anniversary.
BUT MOMMY MARIO>reddit score: 102%
Why the fuck would anybody over the age of 13 with a functional brain subject themselves to this shit? The first film was already bad and this just looks even worse. It seems less like a movie and more just a bunch of colorful tiktok clips poorly strung together. If you have a kid I get it I guess but I still wouldnt subject them to this ADHD overstimulation garbage.
>>736110670>>736111875Stop avatarfagging redditsperg
FOREVER RELEVANT
From just how many characters shoved into the movie from games that aren't Galaxy, it was obvious it would be a mess of references with no real plot besides Boweser = Bad, (just like the games). So if you enjoy the games, the movie will be good. If you're paid to watch this then you'll probably be bored. And if you hate it so much you're in physical pain, you probably need therapy because there's something wrong with you.
>>736120219Some people who even likes the games seem to be mixed on it
>>736110670A 6/10 movie is good...if you aren't an avid movie buff, otherwise it's hyper-skippable.
Apparently Rosalina is captured at the first 10 minutes of the movie and stays that way for most of it even though in the games she is the only princess who never gets captured lol
>>736105489>british>not liking NintendoThat tracks
>>736105489I'm well aware the movie is illumination's usual schlock.I'm mainly just here because they promised to respect Mario's music identity more and the arrangements I've heard in the pre-release sound nice.I can enjoy the experience soifacing with my buddies when a slightly obscure scrimblo song gets some love in the musical score.
>>736120660I'm sure it doesn't get any better than this.
>>736105489Honestly I think it's a bit disingenuous to get people who have no interest in the genre to review things. It's like if you had a 12 year old kid review 12 Angry Men. The kid would say it's incredibly boring and they couldn't finish it. Like obviously don't get some massive Mario fanboy to review it, but get someone who at least plays video games to review it.
>>736112041As God planned
>could have tomboy Daisy>instead turn Peach and Rosaline into girlbossesWhy
>>736120660>even though in the games she is the only princess who never gets captured lolTo be fair, Bowser was trying in Galaxy 2
>>736108142>xe being retarded
>>736108003>GaymeXplain.
And Mario won't even have popularity (mogged by KPH) or box office (no way this matches, much less outdoes, Zootpia 2) to try to call it a win. What the fuck went wrong?
Nintendo's films are just going to be Pokemon all over again.>It'll sell a billion tickets and be largely profitable>People will watch, be impressed the first time then rewatch or think on what they watched and realize it was pretty shit actually>Nintendo teases next film>Waow they've learned their lesson this time let's goooo>Rinse and repeat
>Spoil a solid chunk of the movie>When your movie's appeal is the exact shit you're spoiling>Have no decent plot, development or deep meaning>Leave almost nothing to be impressed overWhat was the game plan here, exactly?Why did this movie need like 3 fucking directs, 3 more commercials showing new content and Fox's appearance being spoiled?
>>736105660I hate that they did not even try to make a story based on the video games
>>736105489>2nd movie was a rough outingDon't worry Mariobros its the 3rd one where you reach true kino.
>>736122016If you told me Sakurai was behind the marketing, I'd believe you.
>>736122134>fucked up SA2's kino plot and made one of the more tragic and serious characters a clownno
>>736122206You got fitlered
>>736105489Doesn't matter. My 6 year old's gonna love it.
>>736122139Its funny that Brawls spoiled cutscenes broke Sakurai so hard he said fuck you, hide nothing ever again.
>>736122016This movie is seeming more and more like Deadpool & Wolverine for Kids the more I hear about it, but at least that movie didn't put Wesley Snipes and Chris Evans on its posters.
>>736122134If they actually put this fat fuck in movie 3 then maybe it actually will be kino
>>736105489All i care about is how long the yoshi inflation scene is
>>736122518Honestly it feels like that scene was directed by Dobson himself
>>736109198>dlss5: off | dlss5: on
>>736105489so just like the first movie then
>>736122016on the games side, nintendo didnt have much going on for a while until pokopiathey felt they had to fill the air i guess?
>>736117402Because this movie is just marketing for the leaked Star Fox games yet to be revealed. It’s a 90 minute ad. Miyamoto is still seething over Zero being a failure and desperately needs people to buy the next one
>>736117402allegedly there is a star fox game slated for this summer, to be revealed in April at some point
>>736122705No, the score is much lower than the first.
>>736105489>(UK)Why are Eurosnoyfaggots so insufferable?
>>736122705I am thinking the audience score will be high but lower than the first. It'll probably be similar to the first as ultimately being a serviceable movie, but also super safe
I do not give a single shit about this movie (and even less because VA are Hollywood actors and Brie) but I have to admit that the 12 year old me would fucking love this movie, so I don't understand why reviews made by 40 year old dudes are taken at face value
>>736119740i look like that and i say that
>>736105489BOB CHIPMAN FOUND DEAD OUTSIDE LOCAL CINEMARK
>>736105489The first Mario movie was woke slop why is anyone surprised
The first movie also got terrible reviews and then made a billion dollars. Is anyone really surprised this is also getting the same terrible reviews?
This film has let down fans of video game movie adaptations, Nintendo's cinematic pedigree, and Mario Galaxy's deep story. Frankly, they've soiled it.
>>736122943They're the original video game normalfag, the ones that only bought sports sims since the Atari.
>>736122278>$12 for a movie ticketMan I'm lucky I only paid $7.
>>736122206At least the fight sequences and Maria x Shadow stuff were neat.
>noooooooooooooooo we need to hurry the NCU alongIsn't this what killed the DCU? Well that and the Rock? >inb4 F-Zero staring the rock
Have they uploaded it to the Hub yet
>>736115762Hey anon I’m here for you and I want to let you know that unless you got your life together and are ready to settle down focus on yourself and enjoy your time being alone, it isn’t too bad once you get used to it. Love you.
>>736124302>Appeal to Revenue
>>736112847Judy was one the best parts about it
>>736109198Left: Porcelain dollRight: Pixar mom face
>>736107332The first Zootopia was a true masterpiece of cinema, but the second one just seemed confused and derivative. Or maybe it's so goddamn genius that it will take me several years to comprehend how fucking brilliant it is, like with the first movie.
oh no-
Do kids even care about Mario or Star FoxIt's hasn't been a part of their lives at all
I'm still here...
>>736124853Stop being poor and pay like the rest of us.
>>736106250imagine this nigga gets cucked by the mario movie being shit rofl
>Mario Movie going to make another vidya billion with a 98% audience score while eclipsing the Sonic shit easily>Sonic shills have to run to the movies for a single category and STILL fear Mario's massive box office since their games keep losing to mario in both sales and reviews.Another Mario win. Snoys lost too.
>>736105489snoy dalit paki bastards will pay for thishow dare they insults great nintendia alliance!
>>736124806The parents do, that's what matters. The kids wanting to go see it is a bonus.
Ouch, its that bad
>>736124806My nephew is playing Mario Odyssey right now and that game is literally older than he is. He doesn't care because its not like the game is noticeably dated or anything. When I was watching 40 year old Disney films as a kid I was the same way
why can't nintendo catch a win this year
>>736125142The Switch success made them lazy and their output reflects that
>>736113331Poor tendiejeet
>Fox has more screentime than Rosalina Bros... We just got Wade Whipple'd
>>736125136That's pretty bad
>>736124939fuck you, miyamoto-san.
Critics hated the original Super Mario Bros. movie from 93 and that's one of my favorite movies ever.
>>736125583>got too high on their own supply and started pushing for $80 games>their game sales for the switch 2 is dramatically lower than the switch 1>anyone could have saw that cominglmao
>>736124187>Mario Galaxy's deep storywhat's deep about it
>>736105489Its not surprising. Galaxy plays like a mishmash of references and crazy environments because you're off to different worlds. Seems like Illumination is making it worse by including stuff like SMB2 and Star Fox, they're just using it as an excuse for metaverse shit.
>>736109168>not Jesus of Nazareth>>736109198>sexy and sexy>le badkys
FNAFchads WWA?
>tendies are in schizo melty mode because their baby movie is badwhy are they like thiswho cares it's not even a game
>>736105489Don't care, gonna go watch it on the theaters at least 3 times in the first week alone and gonna have a blast!
>>736124135>>736123876We were all greatly anticipating and deeply disappointed here.
>>736125896Nintendo winning is more important than their enjoyment
>>736111056We all lost, don't try and be smug.
Sonic chads won
>>736125896You'd be upset too if you decided to make worshiping a corporation your entire personality and said corporation kept getting worse and releasing increasingly shitty products.
>>736105489>Super Mario Peek-A-Boo is nothing short of a masterclass in minimalist interactive design, a sublime distillation of play that strips the medium down to its most essential, almost philosophical core. Where lesser titles drown in complexity, this experience dares to ask: what if joy itself were the mechanic? The elegant repetition, the deliberate pacing, the almost meditative interplay of anticipation and reveal: it all coalesces into something that feels less like a game and more like a statement on the nature of engagement. Mario, that enduring icon, is recontextualized here not as a test of skill, but as a vessel of pure, unfiltered delight, his appearances and disappearances evoking a kind of digital object permanence that borders on the transcendent. Frankly, it’s the sort of work that exposes how bloated and self-indulgent most “hardcore” experiences have become; Super Mario Peek-A-Boo achieves, with effortless grace, what the rest of the industry has been overcomplicating for decades.
>>736125583>their rabid audienceYou're fucking insane if you think Nintendo planned their year based on a spin off series with two games
>it is just a bunch of references!So, just like the first movie?
>>736124481I don't think this is even them wanting to do a NCU/Smash movie as much as people think and just Miyamoto wanting to play with all his toys before he kicks the bucket.
>>736126156When will modders datamine and decompile this? Imagine the jiggle tech
>>736105489Mario games are simple casual games that even retards can enjoy, did people really expect this to be actual kino? It's slop for retarded children and manchildren, that's it, Nintendo knows this is all the movie has to be, appeal to them
>you will live to see Ninshitdo banckrupt in your lifetimeFinally... our 4chan fantasy finally came true...
>>736109840Fucking this. The movie has Peach slamming a Ninji with her ass like in Smash, so of course all the certified reviewers are getting "kvetchy" about it.
>>736108908Contrarinism isn't a personality
>>736126221Difference is the script for the first movie was overseen by Hase Seishu, a famous Japanese crime novelist known for his bleak, realistic depictions of the underworld.
>>736124780Stop samefagging suzannefag
Nintendo has always made are most hated games. Its time we land the final blow on them.
>>736125940>>736126175this is exactly what I meanwhy do you even care
>>736125553>Movie that barely has anything to do with Super Mario Bros>Movie that does nothing but shove references to Super Mario Bros (and related games) in your face for an hour or two.The Duality of Mario
>minion movies are good when its mario
>>736126512xenoblade 3 was seriously my and many others's most hated rpg ever made
>>736107332Rotten Tomatoes is even more crooked than Metacritic, taking its scores seriously is beyond retarded, specially when they don't make the distinction between an ok fil and a genuinely great one, just "it sucks" and "it doesn't suck"
>>736126512Was Brothership that bad?
>>736126692It was worse then Sticker Star. Unironically
>>736105489>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI GODTENDO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>736126692It has a very slow-burn.Personally I liked it, but it takes quite a while to get going.
>>736105489any torrents?
Jokes on you guys, I'm going to get atomically stoned and love this fucking piece of shit
>>736108970It was. Reze best girl.
I'm not anti Nintendo or anything (I'm the type of goy who bought a Switch 2 and enjoy anyway) but I unironically wish to see a decline in revenue for this film like say $800-$1B grossed throughout its run so the Mario movie fatigue can really set in. I find the first one to be somewhat mediocre with maybe a few bits of charming aspects here or there? The sequel genuinely feels like a waste of money to go see especially if you're only in it for the references. A Mario movie doesn't have to be particularly deep in order for it to be good but what's wrong with the possibility of it being similar to early Dreamworks films like Shrek, Over the Hedge, Madagascar, and etc where there's over the top humor with a decent message and stakes to keep audience entertained and invested.
>>736109152If I had a nickel for every time Ryan Gosling paired up with a cute virtual girl…
>>736126813>It has a very slow-burnIsn't literally the whole game a slow burn?I heard that you keep on expecting the pace to pick up, but it never does all the way to the credits. Like they stretched a game to double what it's supposed to be.
>>736127015Honestly don't know why they're trying to blow their wad with cramming as many references as possible into a single movie. You have to stretch that shit out across 6-7 movies to keep fan interest with the teases.
>2016 deplorables don't believe in the concept of a "General Audience" >>736108747 >>736114106im not shocked.also you never belonged here.
>>736127151The thing about Brothership is that each sea introduces a new plot element towards the end (you don't see the Extension Corps until the first Lighthouse (the final location of the sea), Glohm isn't introduced until the second, etc). The third sea is where things start to pick up, but the forth is when Bowser gets involved. I'd say it's more up and down, especially since there aren't that many bosses this time around. The final chapter can also drag between revisiting various places, the final dungeon, a certain sequence and then the final battle. Combatwise, you start picking up more plugs and more outlets, which give you more effects in battle.
>>736127015I get it - you basically want a minor humbling so they step in and actually do the next one right
>>736126850Anecdotally I heard someone was watching it via Google Drive on Discord, but I looked up torrents using qBittTorrent search and came up with nothing. Also nothing on 1337x or PirateBay (As honeypotted as they are)
>>736106774ThisThere's a difference between animated movies featuring strong characters/solid structure/emotional conflict and a string of limp gags with a dash of superficial soul searching/sentimentality to make you feel less guilty about jumping up and down at every throwaway reference to your childhood
>>736108003the first one was already garbo. this is just how illumination rolls, no-one likes their movies
>>736110231>lynx>whitePost nose
>>736105489The other one was shit too. It was also leftist feminist propaganda.
>>736108142Slow day in /dbs/?
Still seeing The Super Mario Galaxy movie.
>>736112861Watched it for the first time recently at 28 years old, have no nostalgia for itIt's not that big of a deal, it's a simple movie for little kids, wouldn't watch it againAnd that's all kids movies, there's not much complexity, they're straight forward simple stories that kids can follow, their stories aren't that engagingI'd say that Pixar is an animation studio that has simple but engaging stories, but that's how I see it for now, I don't watch that much animation because it's for children
>>736107332Everybody likes talking animals. I liked the first, I didn't see the second. I am sure it's good but it is getting a bit long in the tooth with>Prejudices and the bad guys are actually good and the good guys are actually badWe've had predators harmless prey the conspirator, I understand the 2nd is mammalian lynx or some shit betrayed the reptiles they're innocent. That's fine as a theme one, twice is pushing it and what's the third going to be, same shit now with fishes being the baddies who are innocent?I'm bitching but honestly what would a good 3rd plot be.
OMG MAJOR BOMB INCOMING
>>736106250there's no such thing as a bad movie when you're with a girl. Just pretend it was good for a minute and then change the topic to whatever else. She's not gonna remember the movie after 15 minutes. The objective is to put your penis inside her vagina so focus on that.
Oh no.
>Oho, it's the 'Super Mario Brothers', from the movies!>They give an Oscar for most references?>Ahaha.. so everyone saw the movie, then?>Uhuh, we seen it.>And..?>I wouldn't dedicate your 40th anniversary to it!>OOPS, HE ALREADY DID!
>>736128185This. You should make jokes referencing the movie, like comparing her to a mushroom that makes your own little mushroom bigger. Or how you would rip her vagina part if your cock had thorns like Bowser's. Girls like that.
The movie is bombing? They just didn't hire enough celebrities to do voices.
Fox really is Miyamutto's Poochie. The fact that he has more screen time than Rosalina in the fucking GALAXY movie is insane.
>>736109198right is WAY better
>>736105489imagine being a childless adult watching this trash. unironically kys asap.
>>736128526Why are you assuming OP doesn't have kids?
>"It doesn't matter that this movie is bad because it was made for "x"also /v/>WHY IS THIS VIDEO GAME MADE FOR X SO BAD LETS MAKE THREADS 24/7 ABOUT HOW BAD IT IS
Is this making more or less money than the previous one?
>>736128763Hard to gauge.On one hand it no longer has the 'wow' factor of being the first proper Mario movie.On the other hand the first movie was generally well-received but not beloved. It was 'good enough' to bring people back for the sequel so it might end up doing better.
>even the ultimate Nintendo shills think it's sloplmao
>>736118113Even as a kid, I was capable of thinking certain things were shit. You bring your kid to one of those movies, they spray liquid diarrhea all over your bed sheets out of anger for how bad the movie was, and they never go to see one of those movies again.
I can already picture the "people" getting angry at a negative review for this movie. Without watching more than five minutes of footage, they have already convinced themselves that they love this movie no matter the actual quality. So they will buy a ticket, their gut hanging out of their shirt, and soiface at every reference or when another new character makes an introduction.
>>736122016>why did they use all the good shit to advertise the movieYou pay before seeing the movie not after it
Should've stuck to making games!
>>736120660Good I need rosalina rape porn
>>736125334Makes sense, Miyamoto didn’t create Rosalina so he probably hates her.
>>736106250honestly just wait for the backroom's movie that's way more of a date worthy movie
>>736127665Only illumination movie i've seen is minions and I thought that was tolerable enough
>>736129884>sharty has to resort to eric spam slow day isn't it?
>>736126692No, ignore the resident Switch .That said, Brothership is a good game, but has a really slow and hand-holdy early game (Worst than Dream Team), and a padded to hell late game. You'll probably be 5 hours and maybe 2-3 areas in before you have a battle mechanics unlocked.During the 10-15 hours of mid-game where you have all the mechanics unlocked battles are really fun (Battle-plugs are probably the best in-battle gimmick the series has had), and I'd argue dungeons are lot better paced than Dream Team without the pill'o stuff.I'd still say I liked Dream Team more, but I enjoyed my time with it.
>worse than sonic movieslollmao even
>>736129072the same shit happened with the fnaf movie and the borderlands movie, and correct me if I'm wrong the until dawn movie also flopped because of its extremely unrelated story
Illumination has never made a good movie.
>>736129001I don't know who that is
>>736105489>Counterpoint
>Fox has more dialogue and a bigger impact in the plot than RosalinaHow the fuck did it get this badI'm now convinced 100% that the two Star Fox projects are happening if they'rethis desperate to astroturf Fox this much
I like that Wart and Mouser are in the movie because that hopefully increases their chances of showing up in a future game. I also like Yoshi's design in the movie. However, I haven't seen the first movie and I doubt I'll see this one either.>>736130098I thought Sing was good.Sing 2 was decent.
>>736107665but I'm not gay.
>someone says something bad about Nintendo>anon pops up blaming some "Eric" to be the single source of negativity>all while posting mentally retarded shit himselfI don't think this Eric guy actually exists. I think this anon made him up. Also, I believe this anon might be the one with mental deficencies.
I watched the movie a few days ago. Ask me anything.
>>736130556How did you circumvent the no singles policy?
>>736130556Any Peach fanservice moments? did she get any vaguely attractive outfits or powerups
>>736130556Are we genuinely heading towards a Smash movie?If so, was the post credits reveal better or worse than this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4sVKp-YwOc
>>736130756Not him, but no.Post credit scenes are Fox going home, and Daisy beating up the monkey from Yoshi's Island.
>>736130550He does exist but rarely posts anyone and actually owns and enjoys nintendo switch which makes the obsessed hater guy look even more derranged
>>736130556Is Yoshi hot in this movie?
>>736110447alright I know people like to meme "fiction =/= reality" but this artist is just genuinely a pedophile like come on
>>736130756Miyamoto literally just put out an interview saying it's probably not happening. >>736130538Fox et. all is clearly just him being preferential to his own favorite creations.
>>736130841>>736130920Wow.Maybe instead of blowing their entire fucking load so early with the references they could have spaced this out a bit better.Not that Mario characters get "pop-offs" but they're already scraping the bottom of the barrel.At least they're not leaning further into crossover slop for the time being.
>>736130556Are there are any obscure or weird Mario characters that show up?
>>736131058Given each movie takes multiple years, Miyamoto is probably just speed running because he's worried about dying or going senile before he gets to play with all his toys.
>>736131120Is he gonna play with F-Zero next?
>>736106250go back to instagram
>>736129001>how the Super Mario Galaxy Movie BROKE me
>>736131220Given Miyamoto hasn't made Nintendo make another F-Zero every few console generations like Pikmin or Star Fox, it's pretty clear it's not among his favorite sons.
>>736131058Rosalina has maybe 8 minutes of screen-time total in the fucking Mario Galaxy film. Yoshi really isn't in the film all that much either, and they hyped Yoshi to hell and back in marketing.Fox though? He's up there with Mario, Luigi, and Peach as being one of the most important characters in the movie.The big 40th Anniversary Mario movie is just a extended advertisement for Miyamoto's upcoming Star Fox game.
>>736129001They said the ending was laughably abrupt and has some weird non-diagetic video game gimmick sequence. Curious to see what they're talking about
>>736106658>fan service aimed at children>references to 40 year old gamespick one. it's just a poorly thought out mess.
>>736130236stealth pedo that treated the dudes that eventually became good vibes gaming like shit and gave them like $5 per video made
>>736131423The kids, they love the references to Mario 2.When they see the funny bomb throwing mouse with sunglasses they cheer and point with joy.
This is like if in Sonic 2 Tails got shafted by NiGHTs for more than half the movie.
>>736131497that's probably true, but its not because its a Mario 2 reference, it's because a bomb throwing mouse is cool.
>>736130290So he just hates vidya movies? Gotcha.
>>736108747If children's entertainment is only entertaining for children then it is shit.
>>736131364>>736131329I'm guessing the finale of the movie is literally a Star Fox 64 space battle with Peppy, Slippy and Falco with the same POV as the game.
>>736131570It would've made that shitty movie a lot better. Tales was, is, and will always be a faggot.
I'm going to do something incredibly rare and amazing: judge it by my own merits after seeing it instead of worshiping the opinions of others, especially ecelebs and critics who /v/ usually rages and shits itself over.
>>736105489Don't care, still going to see the movie just for the moment i get to hear Chris Pratt say "An A press is an A press Luigi, you can't say it's only a half".
>>736131643Did I fucking ask?
>>736131570Movie Tails is such a nothing character, so that probably would've been a improvement.>>736131594Yeah Mouser is cool. You're right.Clawgrip though? The jury is still out on that one.
>>736113618Holy umabroken
kino is on the menu
>>736130716>How did you circumvent the no singles policy?I bought an extra seat for my Krystal live doll. >>736130754>Any Peach fanservice moments? did she get any vaguely attractive outfits or powerupsShe and Rosalina are revealed to be sisters. Like any respectable white woman they decide to touch foreheads and gaze into each others eyes. Unironically it borders on romantic.>>736130756Nah, maybe a Starfox spinoff based on the post credit, but they straight up bring Mr. Game and Watch into the movie to have a Smash Bros based gag. If they're setting up for a Smash Bros cinematic universe they're not taking it very seriously.>>736130880Only when he vored and pooped Kamek haha Also Kamek complains about the smell inside the Yoshi egg. I'm not joking.>>736131079Not really outside the Mario 2 stuff we've seen already. Bowser Jr uses his paintbrush to summon the hyper realistic Dragon from Odyssey.Does the alt-path Corneria boss fight from Starfox 64 count? It appears in a flashback
Snoys need to be killed, holy shit.
>>736131816Shit AND Madness?Damn Jamal...
>>736130290sonic 3 was the same sort of overrated slop that butchered the plot of adventure 2.
>>736113247I actually agree with that headline.A lot of the Epstein party shit just reads like the Activision Blizzard frat boy culture.One initiation rite leads to another ritual and it gets more and more debased from there.
>>736131570I can't wait for Sonic 4 when Amy gets shafted by Ulala from Space Channel 5.
>>736106250cute ollie
>>736131928Nah. B.D Joe.They have that new Crazy Taxi game to promote and all.
>>736131058From the sounds of things, their thought process was mostly "wouldn't it be fun to do x" (the context is referring to characters, but it may as well apply to everything)>Meledandri: When you use the term universe, it conjures up for me this idea that there's a group of really smart people in a room with charts up on a wall and they're planning the next 10 years of how all the characters might be weaving in and out of movies. Our process is actually very different from that. It's much more geared toward conversations about what would be fun within a certain scene in the movie. So these ideas come up based on, "Oh, wouldn't it be fun if the Pikmin appeared here? Wouldn't that be fun?" And then that conversation, if we agree that it's a fun idea, then we look to Miyamoto-san to just make his own judgment about whether or not it feels right to him, but it's much more incidental than strategic.
>>736105489Another 30 Quadrillion Dollar Box Office just make the Snoys sneed.
>>736125136
>>736130894>but this artist is just genuinely a pedophileI dont care. Not my problem
>>736131364I think it's the part where Mario & Peach go through the obstacle course that's apparently framed as Bowser Jr. making a Mario Maker level in real-time
>>736127015I don't think movie fatigue is the right term for a series with only 2 movies...
>>736110447Sauce. Reverse search and the usual boorus aren't doing shit for me
>>736106250Bad movies are fine especially if you both hate it. If its mind numbingly boring that's different.
>>736126591It certainly was shit
>>736132138When the first movie was so fucking tranny faggot pedo kike nip gook chink liberal zoomer trashy filth, yes you can get fatigue from just one.
>>736110447>Finally a Disney movie with a Japanese girl>Make her the most annoying bitch imaginable.
>>736126591Genderless characters appearing in anime and JRPGs comes from a different place than Non-binary in western media. It appears in old anime too
Sonic won.
>>736106658>it's for kids so it's supposed to be adhd shitMy favorite cope.
>>736110670Another thing to consider is time and effort spentMovies are pretty passive, while you have to "work" to experience a game. A mediocre game will bore you to tears for this reason while a mediocre movie can still be a solid watch
>>736132504>nuh uhi guess, bro.
>>736115762Dating apps genuinely are one of the most competitive platforms to meet women, I'm sure you're aware but you need to be the cream of the crop to not have an awful time It's like if every girl irl was surrounded by 20+ men at a given moment, anyone would have a hard time in that situation, still use them if you want every possible option to meet someone, just try your hardest to not let the lack of results get to you
>>736129950Just another day at the office for him.
>>736105489Aren’t movie scores way harsher anyway? Like 40% on RT is basically an 85 on MC for games?
>>736109840>don't unless to critics unless they're sucking off nintendoLol
A part of me feels bad for Rosalina fans.Barely in her own movie, kidnapped and made to look weak, voiced by Brie Larson.
>>736132861>don't unless to critics unless they're sucking off X company or insulting thing i hate, then worship them
>>736111497It's just a soulless member berry hour and a half long commercial for nintendo.
>>736129001what the fuck?
>>736105489Nintendie subhumans defending this shit for months and continuing to defend it actually has managed to have them break through a floor I didn't think possible. And vorefags shilling this shit for weeks because le yoshi is the most bugman shit ive seen
>>736124656>Right: Pixar mom faceHer ass should be bigger.
did anyone think the first one was amazing? i just was surprised how they made a mario movie be a bit dull
>>736133083It was a bunch of "critics just dont get it" stuff because the bar was at "they did them in on model 3D for once!"
Post-credit scene character looks like ass in that Illumination way. Dr. Seuss face and they couldn't even give her a tan?
>>736133151She looks AI generated. Lol.
>>736133151ew she has an even fatter face
>>736133151Why is she even a post-credits character, as if she's supposed to be a bigger draw for the next movie than fucking Star Fox being a main character in this one
>>736127762>"Peach wasn't a girlboss in the first movie at all, dude"
>>736133382Yeah, strange choice. Wario would make sense as the post-credit tease, but Daisy?She looks fucking awful too.
I’ve seen some leaks, are Peach and Rosalina really retconned into being sisters? Is that going to be a thing within the games now too?
>>736106658It can do both.
>>736133151That's gonna be a fucking YIKES from me.
>>736133151Really dude? Daisy?
>>736133502Probably won't matter to the games.They more or less gave Rosalina's backstory to Peach in the first movie anyway.Is strange to release a physical version of her storybook, then just retcon all of it for the movie though.
>>736133502Do not underestimate what he will just up and retcon. Something happened to him while watching all of those Japanese morning dramas in the 2000's-2010's (Idk if he still watches that shit). Either an ending he was so pissed off caused him to blow a gasket or he spent so much time watching them that he just started believing his games should be like them, that they all can somehow be the same and also different at the same time. That story means something, especially when it comes in the form of 9 non canon ones that will simply not lead to a progression, but yet another retelling from the beginning and then once again end in potentially even more endings.
>>736133151We were eating too good with the MKW Daisy, so they had to balance things out.
>>736132929So exactly like what happened in Galaxy 1 and 2. We're raging about game accuracy now after we raged about it not being game accurate?
>>736133886Rosalina was never kidnapped in GalaxyYou can argue as to what degree she was useful (mostly just providing a home base / transport for Mario) but she was never helpless
>>736133151>/v/ constantly loses its shit demanding Daisy in the movies>Daisy is in the movies>/v/ constantly loses its shit screaming about Daisy being in the moviesI'm glad I never take this place or you "people" seriously.
>>736133843Illumination always makes the eyes too close together, really does make her less cute.
>>736133886I'm not raging about, or arguing about anything. Just stating that I feel bad for Rosalina fans.She has less than 10 minutes of screentime in the GALAXY movie, had her backstory changed, and is punked out by Bowser Jr. of all characters.
>>736105489im literally going to watch for the references and fox. I don't care about the story
>>736133151FUCKING FINALLY
>>736133151lmao "come see the next one, guys. We'll give you a THIRD girlboss!"
>>736133151Ewwwwww
>>736134030>Changed to a Starfox film>Rosalina status
>>736134096Least the "girlboss" thing actually fits Daisy somewhat.
>saw the first mario movie was coming out>oh boy imagine if they make a cinematic universe>super mario>mario world>smash bros>mario galaxy>lol no they jump straight to galaxy with the sequel
>>736133151What's wrong with her face?
>>736134096Remember when she slapped Bowser into orbit in the games? Did you piss and shit yourself in fury then?
>>736133998Just going out of a limb here, but I assume the people who wanted Daisy didn't want this fugly ass Illumination design.
>>736134252Turns out that setting up NCU was the sequel's job
>>736133151>do the biggest blowout mario game ever and cram like 10 other games worth of plotpoints into it, including fucking star fox>follow it up with fucking mario landwhat the fuck are they doing? do they even have enough left to adapt now that they did basically every other major mario title into galaxy?
>>736134252>jump to Galaxy for the sequel>make it a stealth Star Fox movie instead.
>>736132929Someone at Nintendo must be on a smear campaign against her recentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdpnpkVV5FQ
>>736134319I mean I think ALL the illumination designs look off, I'm not exactly surprised Daisy does too.
>>736134370THAT'S what she sounds like?!It doesn't sound anything like her! It sounds like a slightly deeper-pitched Peach
>>736134379They have that disgusting bugeye look to them always
>>736133952She was absolutely helpless in Galaxy 1. She couldn't do a single thing about Bowser ransacking her ship and stealing the Stars and she couldn't do a single thing to get them back. Her only contribution was taking Mario to Bowser's Galaxy Generator after he recovered enough of the Stars for the Observatory to move again.
and the KWABOTY of the year goes to.....
>>736134362>make "The Star Fox Movie">Daisy somehow is the main character
>>736133151Who's her voice actress?I know she has no lines in the post-credits I'm asking hypothetically
>>736134362It'll probably be a Mario Wonder movie, and they'll retcon Daisy to be the princess of the flower kingdom.
>>736134546>mario wonder set in sarasaland with fucking wario abusing the trippy as shit wonder flowersthat would unironically be an improvement on wonder's story in every regard
>>736134224>>736134096Why does it always have to be a "girlboss"? Why can't we have any blue-collar girlworkers? It's classist as shit.
>>736134472white girl fantasy of fucking dog men
>>736134370>>736134435What's weird is that it's still the same voice actress from MK8 and 3D World that's playing her (Laura Faye-Smith)Seems like either the voice director or someone up top is making her change her voice entirely.
Rosalinafags got done dirty lmfao
>>736134797Fox is a fox.
>>736134536No voice, she just sucker punches the Yoshi's Island monkey, and fixes her glove.It's a completely nothing scene.
>>736111982illumination has incredible animation but their writing is horrendousthe sing movies are their only decent films. and that may be be in part just cause you get to listen to elton john
>>736134317I'm not going to argue with someone who obviously has AGP.
>>736134897This franklyFox McFuckingCloud having more lines than Rosalina in a SUPER MARIO GALAXY movie is absolutely criminal
>>736133151
>>736106250if you were able to convince a biological woman to go watch a bing bang wahoo movie, you'll do fine
>>736134947close enough
>>736106658Children can enjoy stories too you low quality troll.Even I could tell the difference as a kid.The sonic movies are better just for having an actual story.
>>736134897I can't feel too sorry for them. They were being nasty cunts about her getting into the movies before Daisy. Plus they're all futafags (aka baby's first contrarian fetish).
>>736132162try google
>>736133502Nintendo: WE WANT THE FROZEN AUDIENCE
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>>736109152source? i have to see this.
