Bitch.
>>736105713Gloved handjobs.
Not bitch.
>>736105713Kys blasphemer.
>>736107232zeldagp
>>736106824skin on skin is the best, gloves reduce intimacy.
>>736107675Mouth is the best
>>736105713She wanted the best, she just didn't know the Master Sword was also the gate to the Triforce. Then she helped Link throughout the whole rest of the game. Wouldn't really call her a bitch.>>736107232Now this Zelda's definitely not a bitch, but despite her book smarts she IS an absolute retard. Probably the dumbest Zelda when it comes to the choices she made.
mommy
>>736108860This is her happy face
>>736108945that's her face when she jerks me off
>>736106824FPBP
>>>/vp/
>>736114197Zelda's not a pokemon
>>736116019>>736114197@grok is zelda a pokemon
>>736116770No, Zelda is not a Pokémon. Zelda is the princess of Hyrule and a central character in The Legend of Zelda action-adventure series. Pokémon is a separate franchise focused on catching and battling monsters. They are distinct Nintendo intellectual properties, although both are popular, long-running game series.
>>736116770No
>>736116867Thanks, now pretend to be Zelda laughing at my small penis
>>736108271OoT Zelda is a dumbass who really didn't deserve the Triforce of Wisdom considering that the consequences of her fuckups are felt across three timelines.
>She's why Link opens the gate to the sacred realm and lets Ganon inside, cursing the entire land for years.>Sending Link back to the past to relive his childhood ends up making him get lost in the woods looking for Navi and becomes a depressed, forgotten skeleton.>She's also why Hyrule gets flooded because there's no Link in the timeline to vanquish Ganon.She fucked up bigly.
>>736116954Based patrician sph lover
>>736116954The morning sun, a thin gold ribbon, stretched across the stone floor of Zelda’s private chambers. He stood before her, the silk sheets tangled at his feet. Her gaze swept over him, lingering, then a soft snort escaped her. A genuine, unrestrained giggle followed, bubbling from her throat, echoing off the high ceiling. He shifted, the chill air suddenly sharper against his bare skin. His face burned. “A hero’s burden, indeed.” Her voice, a clear bell, filled the space. “Such a tiny sword for such a grand adventure.” She clutched her stomach, a tear welling at the corner of her eye. “Truly, the Triforce works in mysterious ways.”
>>736108860the cutest zelda
>>736118023mommy
>>736117485She has big tits, so it's fine.
>>736120740>she has big titsprove it
>>736114172
>>736121356ZAMNSHE'S OUR PRINCESS?!
zelda pits
>>736121353I can't. I don't save screenshots or official art on principle.
>>736121793Zelda is blessed by the goddesses (peace be upon them). Dinfarorelah!
>>736105713No u
>>736114172she's flat
>>736105713nothing she could've done about it, she did everything she could with the information she was given. Navi, the goddesses and bad Sacred Realm design fucked her over for the fun of it.
>>73610886010/10 would have her as the mother of my children
How did we go from this:https://youtu.be/TvsO-LU0mU8?si=ZEX9PpUxFOgkMiU1&t=13To this?https://youtu.be/YigU2VNIJrI?si=JxKBHhHFu_ThtKgr&t=3
>>736127720>first orgasm ever>every other orgasm
OOT Princess Zelda is by far the best one. She is very regal and whatnot. She's not a cringey anime weeb character.
>>736127786if an orgasm sounds like you're getting a leg cut off, you might want to talk to a doctor.
>>736127901that's how it works in my cartoon porn
>>736108860She is the only version of Zelda who came across as an actual proper princess. The way she speaks and behaves is the best. Very matter of fact and serious. She comes across like someone who would actually be in charge of a kingdom.
Its actually kinda amusing how this particular Zelda had such a huge effect on the entire universe of Zelda so much so that it caused the universe itself to split into 3 multiverses.
>>736127580>when she sees
>>736127901he needs more mouse bites
>>736121353
>>736129994why F have big shnozzz
>>736108860
>>736131950TETAS GRANDES
sex with princesses
