I'm starting a playthrough of Pokemon Gen 6. Which mons would be the best for a first time run?
X and Y are like the easiest games in the series, just play with your favorites. Or whichever ones you want to fuck.
Dear god...
fuck off umautist
>>736105859
>>736105743>playing official pogeyman games when there are a least a dozen romhacks/fangames that are strictly betterWhy do you hate yourself?
2 umautist threads because umautists are too dumb to notice the first one lol
>>736105919>>736105958forced meme
>>736105743GreninjaCharizardAegislashLucarioBox legendGoldship
>>736105859stop bullying these poor idiots that picked the wrong league
>>736103867also>somehow managed to fail two 4% trainings in a row following this>immediately do a ten pull>rainbow gates>3rd copy of dober >>736103936>>7361040865 guts, i was doing it for the chuck norris cup, i also failed another training and got dont overdo it because im retarded and forgot to use my recoveries before hand
Is this skill worth it if I have excess stamina?
>>736106607You need 60-100 extra stamina
>>736106607>7Yes
How many stars to raise an aptitude from F to A?
Hm. Should we be spreading around real horse images as reaction pics? Feels like they're pretty versatile.
>my bourbon has a spurt rate of 65% Feels so bad man
>>73610673010 to raise it to B and and you need 1 inspiration to take it to A, G to A needs 2 inspirations
>>736107095So it is hard capped huhGuess I won't be running Finemo as a sprinter
>>736106730
What's the meta comp for Aries? I want to take it easy but also not lose the chance at a plat.
>>736107310Xoguri, VBourbon and SMaru or other front.
>>736107310a good xoguri alone will take you to A finals
>>736105937Anon, you're in a stealth Uma Musume general.
>>736107310XOguriCheerleader 1Cheerleader 2
>>736107310>What's the meta comp for Aries?oguriwinslol
>>736107356>>736107457>>736107506Then how do I make my XOguri beat the other XOguris?
>no way it's XOguri, 777 is more than 100m before late race>look at the skill>5s base duration>meaning 10s actual duration for AriesOh.
>>736107559Just do this and hope for the best.
I didn't roll for Xoguri because her fit is horrendous, same goes for Vourbon
Aries CM12 lobby 20419506
>>736107559it's a tossup of who gets the better skill activation in the late race
>BWOguri cupNyo...
Bros is it worth taking radiant star or second wind on fronts?
>>736105743ban umautist stealth generals
Reminder that the Chuck Norris Cup is happening today. The rules are that you need a Dirt G uma that was trained with pure Power and Guts. We're currently at 9/16 entrants so there's still time to train a girl and enter!42873938
>>736108171radiant star is good on anyone, second wind is a gamble since the activation is random
>>736108231>>736106026
>>736107343>Another groundwork grindNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>736108324It is pretry expensive though. Does the gamble justify the cost instead of stuff like long corners?
>>736105743Rate my Gen 6 team:>Greninja>Talonflame>Gogoat>Heliolisk>Pangoro>TyrantrumAlso am I the only one that found 6 more enjoyable than Gen 5? The story was ass but stuff like character customization and the entire online functionality was the best it's ever been.
Why does final push do nothing in this track?
>>736108461It's garbage never post again
>>736108492Pagpag post
>>736108482The final corner is a bit after late race starts. Most of your acceleration will be done by the time you can activate the skill so the effect is very small.
>>736107457most diverse mant meta
>>736108416not at all, long corners and even straightaways are better than second wind, it's just a skill that you pick up when you have leftover points
>>736106907Anon what are you doing....your stamina....
>>736108482Too early
>>736108531Saar let's discuss the uma musume saar
>>736108268Start time? I just started a Falco MANT run on lunch break, looking to get it finished before I do anything else, curious when it was going on.
>>736108461Boring as fuck but it's gen 6 which sucks ass so what are you gonna do.
>>736108569Yup, it's pagpag.
>>736107457glad I got my Xoguri with the ticket, but how do you max wit and guts?
>>736108557Oh okay, I appreciate it thanks.
>>736108621My uma musume boughted the stamina booster alright
>>736105743>I'm starting a playthrough of Pokemon Gen 6.whythere are literally thousands of better ways to spend your time
>>736108624full speed parents, then the rest of the deck is wit card
>>736108603Why's it boring? I wuv my team and they're all really cool.
Restart seems like a pretty underrated skill no?
>>736108268>>736108574I'm posting on behalf of the host (he's in room 101). I'm assuming the room will either start when it's full, later tonight, or when the timer expires in 17 hours.Also, here's the original rules post in case anyone needs it.
>>736108560I tried anon I really did but she only has 1026 with maestro, moxie, and standard distance.
>>736108780Fun stuff, I'll make a quick ace when I get off work.
1. I’m following this >>736106821 and there’s no rival race in the schedule race but in another one. Should I race in the other or should I train?2. Should I prioritize kita max friendship in the beginning or spread my practice time with everyone pre debut race?
Remember that SMaru is a rugpull
>>736108760does next to nothing to properly trained fronts that reach max speed in 2 seconds
>>736108736Nu-Pokefags have this weird complex about how it's white bread to like cool looking Pokemon. If you don't like the outlandish and bizarre ones with ugly designs, you're just a poser.Basically just cope that the Kanto/Johto/Hoenn days are long gone.
>>736107982ResultsIt did fill a bit slow so I'll stop after this one if there aren't a lot of people joining64457166
>>736108760It worked well in Sprint Casino, but that was already kind of fucked. I don't think it matters here.
Where are you ningens getting these aces for the next CM from?
>>736108890I would join but im not near my pc, I assume every room has 3 Xoguris no?
>>736108736I see smogonbird I check out
>>736108834>Should I race in the other or should I train?Depends. You need to check the trainings and whether the schedule race is part of an epithet.
>>736109002Bro, your Stealth Rock?
>>736108834Always pick the ones with rivalsAlways spread your friendship around
>one guy is shitposting and samefagging the thread talking about umamusume in a pokemon thread Bizarre behavior. This guy is in all the pokemon threads just making shit up and acting weird. Get help man.
>>736108890Meta too strong this time around, I'm still working on my Late gamblers, they need to be near perfect if I want to have a chance.
>>736109002bravebird rape victim
>>736105743New Pokemon game announced!https://youtu.be/gXmGSkurrtk
>>736105743succubus
>>736109000The first room had 3 but there were 4 trainers. So far I think Fronts are still stronger than Christmas Oguri though.
i still dont have any S uma
>>736108889It's also the memes and porn side of things.>what do you MEAN you aren't running a Delphox, Sylveon and Goodra???
>no XOguriwhen aries comes, they're gonna take me out back and shoot me in the head with a double barrel shotgun.
>>736109080Yeah I don't think I've seen anything other than Fronts/XOguri win so far
>>736108991I need the crystal shards from trainer aptitude test and I had nothing else to do
This thread has some of the most faggoty personalities I've ever seen. Posts like >>736109119>>736109002>>736109141Are either same fags or loser retards or both. They might all be the same guy. Uniquely unappealing humans
>>736109214Playthrough the latest story and maxlb team sirius support card.Then turn off your brain and follow Seriru SS rank for dummy guide.
How do I ensure my favorite gets to be the main singer of ms victoria? I dont want one of my backup jobbers to be singing.
>>736109347i still have to do Suzuka's plot
>>736109234My hope is that they release evolved skills after this CM so people at least can compete with them.
>>736109309what did I do
>>736109409Use two debuffers
>>736109229They're going to take you to Epsatono Island.
>>736109309>three random postsIs this a bot?
>>736109309Don't insult our transfemme sisters
>>736109430
>>736109429oguri_cap_smiling_trying_not_to_laugh.jpg
>>736109459A moment of silence for the trainers that were taken to the island.
>>736109472>randomAre you serious?
>>736109430I'm sorry, but I have dedicated a huge amount of my own time analyzing every post in these threads over numerous days. I am not wrong.
>>736109430Picked your butt too much.
>Shows up at Niigata Junior Stakes>Wins>Doesn't elaborate>LeavesHow do you respond without sounding mad
>>736109430You ate all the food....now we will starve....
Angling and scheming is good next cm right?
>>736109606A shitty +10 ephitet isn't worth the early clocks
Would you guys switch out a 20% win rate ace if the other two are winning 40% and 30% respectively?
>>736109704Yeppers
>>736109737No
>>736109536trust the plan
Yesterday I matched with a lot of A+-S shitters, I felt awful stomping them. I hope that doesn't happen a lot today
since i posted the wip around this hour yesterday, i'll repost the finished pic, i already posted it today in another thread NSFW https://files.catbox.moe/85eh92.PNG
>>736109704i think it's the best inherit for next CM. Seiun herself being a great option to run too
>>736109853>Current CM not even finished>People already crying about Oguri for the next oneForgotten generation sure is getting uppity.
>>736109898D-DEKAI
>>736109898Holy, her head is HUGE.
>>736108890Results. I'll wait lobby didn't fill so I'll wait a bit to host again
>>736109898NICE
>>736110079Thanks for the races, please host some more at a later time! I would be very happy to join
>>736109898Why is Brian like this?
>>736110001>>736110065>>736110084
>>736110079Thanks for hosting anon, I took some of your umas for testing
>>736109898Canon ending!
>>736109545Do you ever think Dia absorbs her Torenas and other Uma through her sleeves like Cell in Dragonball Z haha just a funny thought haha
>>736110189bratty imouto needs correction
>>736109737two of my team members have one win each this cm
>>736109898Why did you draw the left one with a larger head than the right one?
>>736110079Clanker deck?
Quick, what do I use the SSR ticket onOut of the cards not shown here there's only 0LB Tazuna and Riko
>training fronts for current CM>can't get both restless and maestro since I have to borrow creek always>can get BofA from Jordan but it risks activation right at the beginning>can get unruffled from urara since mid race is huge here>needs more fronts besides my own and even there it risks not activating>made an unruffled kita with long S and better stats than my BofAdeeznuts kitaShould I just try to replicate a good Kita with BofA and pray it is not useless or should I just gamble in unruffled triggering? I don't see another alternative since I have to account for race bonus as well so my decks aren't very flexible at the moment. The new Team Sirius card doesn't give gold heals as far as I know. MAYBE I could replace my stam susuka with my 0LB creek, that way I could borrow christmas maya-chan, but that seems inefficient.
>>736110346None of them will help you it looks like
>>736110295NTA but Biwa is literally larger than Brian, in every metric
>>736109898I want to do a BRRRRRRRR on Biwa's biwas
>>736110346Kita, Finemo and Creek are the only ones you should be focusing on because they are the best cards in the game and very generic.
>>736110407Then the ticket is gonna sit there forever I guess
We never posted our report cards did we?I slacked off HARD this cm, but im pretty hopeful I can win my 9th plat.
>>736110445I don't have FM and Kita is done so I guess that only leaves Creek?
>>736110330
>>736110346Start working on your creek, get fine motion with the smaru rerun. At LB1 creek gets her stamina bonus
>>736110346I would save it. LB1 is not a big upgrade to any of them. Let's say rolling on Tachyon you get 2 creeks. Then the best move will be using it there. But for now all the options are kinda mediocre. Unless you are also willing to use the crystals(that would get you an LB3 Creek, for example, which is very good)
>>736110580But when is Tachyon
>>736110449Nah, of course it will. Its just smarter to save in case of spooks. But the best option is creek
>>736110623In 3 months. Which will pass really fast.
>>736110529Thanks. I'm a bit surprised that's enough stam/guts, even with her built-in heal.>>736110474Too embarrassed to post mine, I only have a 75% winrate.
>>736110623Tachyon is next scenario.There really isn't much to roll for during MANT, there are some nice niche cards but nothing generalist
I'm planning on playing a pokemon rom hack. which one has the best romance? (with humans not pokemons and no meme porn game unless the romance is actually good there)
I don't have XOguri, what are the best alternatives for her? I do have both meta fronts so I was thinking of running a late gambler like dober.
>>736110813This is the Umamusume general thread
>>736110705Well it's not like Gentildonna will come around any sooner so sure I'll keep saving
>>736110813Enhanced Emerald >with humans not pokemonsThat locks out a lot friend.
>>736110813My man if you want romance you're not gonna find it in pokemon hacksOnly edginess and tumblrisms
DACCHIS! CHECK YOUR INBOX!
>>736110947no puede ser
>>736110947Funni April fools
>>736109898>Big inverted nipples on Biwa
>>736110943oh come on there's gotta be a cute one>>736110865maybe use relevant images and thread topic then dumbass>>736110924.....i'll take a look
>>736110943You'd be surprised actually, there's stuff out there for those with eyes to see
>>736105743starter until legendary
I normally wouldn't post this but biwa gets me extremely hot under the collar
>>736110792I'm starting to sympathize with creek.I really want to pick tama up and take her home.
>>736110474I imagined from running in pubs that Kita would be my best ace. Maybe pubs have stronger fronts in general and put them at a bigger advantage. I could try replacing golshi with another front.
>>736111051Just FYI the guy whining is our local butthurt schizo, you're welcome to talk about romhacks or pokemon if you'd like. But yeah, enhanced emerald has some romance elements. I also know Pokemon quartz has romance too but I never played it.
>>736110792Widdle baby is the new bwo
>>736110947I KNEW IT
>>736110763I think around 700 Stam is enough even without a heal, according to the umalator anyway. I guess 2 Natures might kill the Bourbon but Stam debuffers have been pretty rare in CMs
>>736110857Three fronts or two fronts + debuffer (dominator).
>>736111136>Ayabe>Highest winrateShiraoki bless you with a plat
>>736110813>>736111051Don't listen to that retard, he's our local SEAmonkey schizo that tries to make it seem like we're a general by any means necessary.Also I don't know which one has good romance, but if you find out let me know.
>>736111049i think they fit her. we should do a uma nipple chart like the bush one
>>736109898NICE (nature)
>>736110350I would not gamble on unruffled personally its incredibly inconsistent
>>736111234>>736111501I'm not wrong though
>>736111510There's still an hour until the CM, make a new draft
>>736111659You're SEA, you're wrong by default.
These missions are bullshit.
>>736111732I'm Serbian and I love posting in the Umamusume: Pretty Derby general thread
>>736111745>Mission: Play the game
Someone who knows about gutsmaxxing, mind explaining just how bad this is? I can uncap her to LB1. But idk if thats even worth it.
>>736111830It's worth it
Currently reworking my TT team, is bakushin a front or pace again?
>>736111909Front
>>736111909Both are decent, but you want to have different styles for TT and try not to repeat roles.
>>736111909For team trials bakushin is usually ran as front.
>>736111797East Croats are culturaly and spiritualy SEA.
>>736112025No we aren't
>>736111909Bakushin means Bakushin which means that you need to Bakushin as Bakushin as possible, thus she has to be a front
>>736111823(Impossible)
Question about TT.I think im safe for the moments, but thinking ahead to the future. When I remake TT aces am I supposed to get the shitty cheap golds? (Like the coast is clear or vision debuffs)
get the sword it's funny
>>736112137If they're easy to activate, then yes.
>xitter feed is an endless stream of curren birthday celebrationscute!
>>736112137Yes
>>736112137Any gold that you can trigger reliably enough is good.
>>736111594What would be better to commit then? Just roll with BofA since Jordan is a great card? Or do my best to get both maestro and restless even if that means running with 0LB Creek? Maybe I'm overreacting to the importance of MLBs since stats now come mostly from races and items.
>>736112213You know, no wonder GL had to get shortly buffed after release, the skill point gain is absurd
Happy birthday to Curren, Hishi Miracle, Cesario and uhhh...Victorious Pizza or whatever that new umas name was
>10 rainbow uncaps >15 golds I think I didnt lose out on any right?
>>736112257Get both maestro and restless
>>736112358>Victorious PizzaWhere?
>>736112473Here
HOOFNVKE: your skill as a torena is measured by consistently getting to A finals; finals themselves are just a dice roll and don't mean anything
>fail a 2% before debut and practice poor
>>736112594Cute socks.
>>736112620This only counts if you run full waifu team
>>736105743:]
>>736112620I inted Taurus with builds that didn't even have accels and still didn't get demoted. Group Bozo might as well not exist.
This is directed to one or two particular faggots in one particular club, I hope he reads thisStop trading long shoes you fucking nigger, we trade mediums. Stop or you're getting kicked. You know who you are.
>>736112768
>>736112827I'm gonna keep requesting whatever I'm lowest on, deal with it
>>736112827Things heating up in ASTER
>>736111703i dont know how to do it. i was thinking to a classic political compass with erect - inverted and dark - pink values, but we should consider size too
>>736112827Everyone is swimming in all shoes but Dirt and Sprint. Why would long be an issue?
>>736112827Who gives a shit? You should have every uma at p5 at this point
>>736112827HotUmaGluebros... We're imploding...
>>736112827>mediumsKek, made my danchou seethe. I wont stop btw
>>736112976im too autistic about sashes to pot 5 any umas that don't absolutely need it
>>736113071Kinda based
>>736113071Im not danchou, but i will snitch.
Man this is the WORST
>>736113267Be thankful we still have double rewards
>30 minutes until another newfag slaughter I just wish they did open league, I want stronger battles.
>dont have a certain umaDon't like her that much>suddenly get umaLove her now, simple as
>>736113508Even Anime McQueen or Flash?
A fellow you say? Bubblegum one? Really now
>>736113485>I want stronger battles.Stop playing on easy and move on to normal mode, stop using meta umas. You're not a third rate trainer that can only win with the broken picks right? that would be embarrassing
>>736113485The weak ones will move back to open league once the rank limit gets raised.
>>736113508Even Teio?
>>736113706If I don't play her career, do I really have her?
420 trackblaze itUG TT rank when?I need more carats
>>736113758SOON
>>736113625
I havent remade my sprint TT yet, are they all gutsmaxxed required? Example decks pls
>>736113758GL
>>736113607>FlashYeah>>736113706>TeioYeah I like TeioI like her career
>>736113706I have both Teios and still don't like her very much
>>736113880Min-maxing guts isn't worth the effort for team trials.
>Brick pre-summer>"Keep playing you're going to hate MANT if you don't"
>bright is STILL not added to the umareaderJesus it's NOT looking good i just wanna read her damn story
>>736114075You should do something about that
>>736114075Hmmm....third time is the charm! Make sure to get festival teio!
Which umas are OUR HEROES!!!!
I am finally Making my Own Track...
>>736114075I like running anime Teio as a late, her unique is similar to Rudolph's.OG Teio is utter rubbish.
>>736114330
Why does this stupid robot avoid me like the plague.
>>736111049>>736111510>>736111703>>736112965maybe like this?
>>736114409Marubros...
>>736114154Roll for her, anon
>>736114330Pasa, after she got me a Sprintkino win
>>736114504A robotic Umamusume, huh... Technology sure has come a long way...
>Mission runs>more green slop and cupcakes than i can legally feed my trainees>random charming/energy events>infinite architect events whenever energy approaches half>Ace runs>first whistle? senior summer>random energy vampires leaping out from every shadow>only gets hungry the turn after i restore energy and picking +30 has a 100% chance of inflicting fatty fatty bo batty>at least one event chain guaranteed to not finish
>>736114506>large on every corner I dont think its supposed to be like that
At what time do you think its proper for an uma to bring you to her parents? I feel like first new year is a bit early...
>>736114643>implying whistles do anythingI've burned 5 whistles on a single senior summer turn before and still got 0 rainbows.
>>736114506Wait I'm confusedHow does this work, wouldn't having a specific coordinate in the dark/pink and erect/inverted axis net you a fixed nipple size?
>>736114643I'm convinced there's a hidden debuff if you're doing a borrow run.
>>736114745Kitasan wants to make you happy, what's so wrong about that?
>>736113625>>736113823Kino. I respect my bubble gum fellows
>>736114723like i said before, you should consider 3 values: color, size and nipple, so 6 in total with each opposite. but how do you do a compass with three values? i tried to to a tierlist with various combination but it's much worse because it doesnt give you the same freedom, if you dont want to do tons of options
>>736115005>compass with 3 axisAre you into Cubes, perchance?
i didn't expect to clear this mission in mant
>>736115005>but how do you do a compass with three values?Let me tell you about the third dimension
>4 minutesI BETTER get my 5-5 this time, I got 4-1 (4x) and I'm fucking seething.
>>736114409>>736114534NIGEKIRI (NIGEKIRI)NIGIEKIRE (NIGEKIRE)
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
>>736115005I mean, there's the X, Y and Z axis.
>>736115149You should have trained luck, torena-san.
>>736115220DOTTO I WANT YOU
>>736115238Thoroughbreds, actually
ENOUGH FUNPOSTING GO GET YOUR WINS
>>736115072>>736115113i dont know how to make it easy to compile and read
>>736115412Anon....your wit....
>>736115364Nope. I'm waiting for jobber hours.My aces are halfassed, I'm just hoping to avoid losing so hard I don't get into finals at all.
>she doesn't change her ace's gold epithets to something more interestingshiggy
ITS HIM
>>736115476Nothing beats the Climax King
>>736115472Anon THESE are jobber hours, come get your plat
>>736115538AIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>double late startFeels specially awful when running double front
>>736115586>>736115472Jobber hours is in 2 hours when everyone including the west coast is home jacking off. On a weekday.
>no don't do your runs at the start, you'll only get whalesStill lost to the Goldship
>went 18-2 last round>the next day>match against UG whales first round>go 2-3What
I don't allow my S.Maru to dress like a whore.
>>736115447i mean, i know you can do it like this but it's ugly...
I fuckin hate when you get the white screen and have to watch the race again
>>736115832Let the hag be free!
>>736115832It'd be too mean to make her race in a swimsuit in freezing cold rain anyways.
>>736115907I thought this was only me.
CMs are so much more comfy when you only give a shit about Group B
Which green skill is best for the cm?
>>736115996right handed and spring runner
Golshi pls
Wtf happened my winrate is fucking tanking
Fucking got one boysHis deck was all MLB SSR>Kita>Fuku>Creek>NTR>Finemo>Riko (rent)
Should I run Xoguri as a pace or late for aries?
>>736116214>Should I run Xogurino
I am getting stamina diffed so badly.
These greens.........
>>736116282Oh she's a menace to firm courses alright
>>736116282Bro is set for Taurus cup 2 (you are going to lose to Xoguri anyways)
>4/5 to bourbon
>Golshi barely won public rooms, while Kita managed to secure wins every once in a while>In the cm, Golshi is my better ace and Kita either eats shit or gets second place to GolshiI'm still getting destroyed in round 2 tho
I cant stand kitasan why does she refuse to stop jobbing
>>736116214Death to all metafags
>>736116358Am I supposed to be impressed that you're winning a Front meta CM with the most meta of all Fronts?
>>736116395No Curvature puts her midrace at a disadvantage compared to other fronts, and she really needs it since it's a long and her wincon is being 1st or 2nd.
>>736116214It's preference and your cards. Do you have cards for lates? Run her late. Do you have cards for pace (fine motion, NTR, etc.), go pace. This includes necessary recoveries.
>>736116478Yes.
>>736116478you have to understand, that's the only way third rate trainers can cope.
>>736116525Well I'm not and I think you're a fucking faggot for posting it
>>736116563:(
>ayabe overtakes leading two gold rec. s turf s long kita with oonige assistI thought it was 100% over when my kita lost the lead.
>>736116478Bobo is cute and cool though
>Golshi Ga-ACK
9-1 so far today
>raped yesterday>got raped todayIm not happy
>>736116841Stop dressing like a slut.
>>736116841Stop going down that alleyway
>>736116841I don't have any good fronts and I'm ass at training for longs, so I've written this CM off already.I can do better in the next one.
>11-9 todayRough stuff. I saw a lot more competent teams today as well. It's not looking good for round 2.
My favorite part of every long cm is having better umas and job like crazy because they don't proc their recoveries
>>736116550I have yet to win a platinum but it's looking good.
>>736116841Cover yourself up, Rice.
>>736116928Have more recoveries, increase wit. There are things you can do yourself.
>>736116841KWARB
Well, I'm dead.
>>736117042But the spurt rate said 90%...
I just skip to the final spurt.
>>736117084I'm in the same boat. Fingers crossed I can fraud out just one win in the next two days.
>>736117105And my training said 10% chance of success
Flatbros, I don't feel so good.
>>736116725Make that 14-1
>>736117084First time diving into the abyss pal?
>>736117084>double frontsYou're fine. No way you don't win 1 in 40 attempts.
>>736116689OH NONONONONO
>>736117042Jobbing like crazy was an exageration because I was pissed, but I mean the kind of situations when even doing everything right (enough stam, skils and wit) the skills simply don't proc
>Mood downDoesn't count as a real loss
This trainer aptitude event is stupid during MANT and an event.
>>736110474Easiest CM so far ngl.
>>736117331I can't even begin to attempt it just feels hopeless.
This victory screen brings me joy.
>Late start>Has groundwork so it doesn't matter
>Reject
>>736117482Is Kitasan Black still alive?
>losing by a neck, head or no because no long SI hate longslop.
>>736117556I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE LONG S BRO!!!I TOLD YOU DOG!
>>736117546Yup
>>736117542They are kind of cute dykes though
I NEED to replace these jobbers.Post them
>>736110474Not bad but it's all gonna come crashing down in round 2 like it always does
>>736117542LEMME IN
I am 0-30, someone please put me out of my misery.
>>736117435I cant make a good kita to save my life, deck? Whats the secret.
My Kitasan can't really win because she doesn't have Long S but she's pretty good at staying in 2nd place to prevent the other fronts from activating Victory Cheer also very overstammed
>>736117820
I Never Goof Up!
lot of mood downs, but I'm still confident in a finals win
>>736117546Hes only 14 years old, got plenty of life left in him.
>>736117858Newbro...
DISABLE LATE STARTS PLEASE
i respect the effort
>>736117981Praying for this poor bastard's soul.
>>736117981Saw my first ever ryan today. Can't believe there exists some madman who's not only willing to do her career but grind an ace out of her.
>>736117978.t Bourbon
>>736117981ASTER's danchou's team better look like this
>>736117740NLG for golshi
>>736117892How did you fuck up? Mine doesn't have Long S, but still does fine.
I'm surprised I'm not seeing any evil natures>Anon she's badRound 1 players care not about such things.
>>736117981The mejiros are dogshit this CM, the only one ive seen win is bright.
>>736118035desu anyone who grinds Ryans has a high chance of getting an Ace-quality Ryan whether they want to or not.
>>736117949I wish I could use that as an excuse
>>736110474It went slightly better than yesterday. 82.5% win rate so far.
>>736118062I've seen a few on day 1, but I think they learned.
>>736118052How the fuck should I know? I figured with her skills she'd perform a lot better even without Long S but she can't win to save her life.
>>736118062No i didnt, i just dont care about doing CMs right away on day 2
>>736118162Rest of those skills?
>>736117740>>736110474I'll need to replace this Bourbon if I want to survive round 2.
Losing by a head or a nose really motivates me to actually stop trying to make these jobbers work. Im gonna remake them and win plat, im not losing another longslop
>>736118035>willing to do her careerit's MANT bro
>>736118081she isn't doing so bad
>>736118221It's Groundwork and Radiant Star
>fail training and poor practice pre-debut
>>736118236And I have PTSD
>>736117885f2p btw
Stop hating on the hopeless romantic.
>>736118246That's cuz bright is actually kind of scary sometimes. May i see your build?
>>736118292everybody here now hates you wand wants you to die are you happy?
>>736118292You're not fooling me chrono
>>736118292Based but>HeliosMan is she better than stamina seiun? I keep getting agemasened.
>>736118252Radiant star isn't good. You should have just upgraded front runner corner and straightaway
Interesting
>get matched against someone using a sacrificial Suzuka comp>overtake his Suzuka and his two shitty front runners>send a “Hello…” sticker after winningFUCKYOUNIGGER
>>736118457SUZUBROKEN
>>736118429NTA but helios is also an agemasen card lol
>>736118440you say that and yet my Maru is tearing shit up and she has Radiant Star as well
I just tell the Sapporo Junior Stakes to fuck off here, right?
>>736118535Maru is just good in general. Radiant Star isn't doing anything for you.
>>736118429she's better because of 10% race bonusriko + helios + rice take care of my stam needs
Are we getting too cocky with how easy round 1 has been?
>>736118630Tale as old as Taurus.
>>736118608You're literally the only person I've seen say not to take Radiant Star in 3 weeks of Pisces prep so I'm just going to assume you're full of shit.
you thought this was a longslop but in reality it's going to be a longcasino all the way to the finals
Umafags really are just parasites trying to sneak their way into constant /v/ threads
>>736118679https://youtu.be/_iK-rB8gwq4?si=9mcA0ZvXvtCqGw0W&t=769
>>736118679NTA but you should always take Radiant Star because it's a gamble skill with a chance of instantly winning the race, acting as a middle-race gold recovery, or being completely useless. Two of those outcomes are really good, so it's worth the points
>>736118692>S>S+>SSLmao
i'm a fucking second rate trainerhow the fuck do you guys even reach SS
>>736118692>gacha >every CM is a casinoLvdo
>>736118630Without a doubt. There's a much larger gap in uma ranks between trainers in round 1 this time that leads to more wins than expected for anyone that isn't a first-rate already, and this CM in particular is going to have a higher standard for group A in round 2 due to the sheer stat requirements for the course.Round 2 is going to be very rough for a lot of us.
Lost to this soulful front pick, not even mad.
Doodle. Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
>>736118960KINO
>>736118960lmao nice
>>736118786>?si=9mcA0ZvXvtCqGw0WThis part will permanently associate you with this anon, by the way.
>>736118960kino
>>736118960Jordan has never done anything wrong.
>>736118960FUCK YOU LEATHERMAN
>>736118630I'm not getting cocky, Ive gone through 10 CMs, ive made A finals on all of them.
CYGENEROUS!!!
>>736118805here's your winning uma>>736118926just like real horse racing
>gold hammer doesn't work on twinkle star climax races if you use it before clicking training
>>736118630What if I also won most public rooms that I joined?
>>736118457I wish I had that luck, every time I raced against someone with a sacrificial Suzuka, his other front runners were pretty much perfect in both stats and skills and mine always ended up way too far by late race
>>736118960Based drawGODhttps://youtu.be/28YcdfU7l48
The oak door of the trainer’s office clicked shut, sealing Satono Diamond inside the dim room. Her trainer loomed, his silhouette sharp against the moonlight. "I told you your stamina was lacking, Diamond," he said, his voice a low vibration. "I'll train harder tomorrow, Trainer. I promise," Diamond whispered, her fingers twisting the hem of her racing silks. "Tomorrow is too late. You need to learn discipline now," he countered. He lunged, pinning her against the mahogany desk. The wood groaned under the sudden impact. He didn't wait, his hands tearing the delicate lace of her bloomers. "Wait—not like this! It's wrong!" she cried, her horse ears pinning back and her tail bristling in fear. "Exactly like this. You’re mine to break," he growled, his breath hot against her neck. He fumbled with his belt, the leather creaking. He forced her legs apart, his knees bruising her inner thighs. Without a drop of lubricant, he shoved his thick, pulsing cock into her tight, dry channel. Diamond let out a strangled sob, her head lolling back as the blunt intrusion stretched her beyond her limits. The room filled with the rhythmic thwack of his hips. "You’re so tight, even when you’re terrified," he grunted, his pace quickening. "It’s... too much... please stop, I can't breathe!" Diamond gasped, her hands searching for purchase on the slick surface. "You’ll breathe when I say so," he commanded, his fingers digging into her hips. The sound of their joining was a messy, squelching symphony—the shlick of his shaft retreating and the heavy slap of his balls against her soaking slit. "Look at me, Diamond. Tell me you feel this," he demanded. "I... I feel it... please, just finish!" she wailed. "This is how champions are made," he whispered, teeth grazing her ear. With one final lunge, he buried himself deep, seed pumping into her core. The heat scorched her, a thick flood branding her forever.
>>736119008Thanks for the heads up, but I also do stand by this opinion
To the drawfag that was requesting that pic of rice seeing news of Teio breaking her leg:Why exactly did you want that specific detail included in your pic of big head and big brat double teaming (You)? It's just such a weird thing to want to put in there.
>>736118960LEL
>>736119220Teiobro btw
>
>>736118960HUMOR AND MY FETISH
Group A btw
>>736119150Bwo. Why did you even think they were happening on the same turn in the first place?
>>736119220I do this and talk like this
>>736110474It's not looking good for round 2
>>736119220
>>736118960I'm tempted to use the paid selector for ToJo...
>>736119220and then dia woke up from her dream
>forcing yourself unto umaswhack>umas reluctantly forcing themselves unto (you)real shit
>>736119220t.Satono Diamond
Bro, what
>>736119220This but me and Dia's positions are swapped.
>>736119220It's cap...
The gold trophy shimmered. Kitasan watched the man who polished it. Breath hitched, the adrenaline of the turf still buzzing under her skin. She smelled of salt and the raw musk of a champion. She leaned in closer. "We did it," she whispered, voice low. She stepped into his space, her horse ears twitching. "You said if I won, I could have anything." The trainer ran a hand over her damp forehead, eyes darkened. "You earned more than I can ever give you, Kita. You are my absolute pinnacle." "Then give me what I want right now," she countered, her fingers gripping his lapels. He didn't wait. His mouth crashed against hers, tasting victory. Kitasan moaned, her powerful, athletic thighs pressing against his slacks. He hoisted her onto the desk, scattering training logs across the floor. "I've wanted this since you crossed the final turn," he groaned against her neck. "Then stop talking and take me," she commanded, her long tail swishing against the wood. He fumbled with her racing silks. When the air hit her skin, her nipples peaked into hard berries. He knelt, his tongue circling one dark areola before drawing the bud into his mouth. Kitasan arched, fingers dug into his scalp. "God, Kita, you're so hot," he muttered against her skin. "I'm burning up," she gasped, her legs wrapping around his waist. "Please. Fill me up." He freed himself. His cock was thick, pulsing and wet with pre-cum. He guided the head to her soaking pussy. With a sharp thrust, he buried himself deep. Squelching echoed. Eyes rolled back as her inner walls clamped around him. "Yes! Right there!" she cried, her tail thumping the wood. He hammered into her, the rhythmic slap of his balls against her soaking cleft driving them toward the edge. He filled her with every thrust, their sweat mingling into a slick friction as he shoved into her cervix. With a final, guttural shout, he spent himself, her own climax splintering her into gold.
Just glue me now, neighas.
wow, almost an entire month until Aries
>>736119220Anon.
>>736119592Nice, we should only have one CM per month, schedule be damned
>>736119220>>736119532
Group B... It's fucking impossible to win with Pace Chasers, is it?
>>736119592Did they slow down the CMs? A ton of people already have their aces ready lol
>>736119592Going to kill myself if they remove acceleration and go to a normal schedule. February was a disaster.
>>736119592
>>736119220Satono diamond sure is one peculiar buck
>>736119340Why would they program it that way? It makes no sense.
>>736119220>>736119532Get off /v/ Dober
F2P cup anons, you have 100% WR right?
>>736119532>her own climax splintering her into gold.?
What are my eyes reading.
>>736119701February was super comfy though? They should've released MANT earlier to make up for the lack of content
>>736119761It's AI slop.
>>736119672Reposting the 40% win rate pace from my club.
>>736119592Honestly, id be okay with 1 week or a few days less.
>>736119592I've already finished most my Aces. Guess this will be a Parent autism month
>>736119767>nothing to do>nothing to build for>no events to grindit was fucking trash
>>736119672I've managed to almost get into A with Rice but I needed to make the other two debuffers and one a pacer primer that Rice could use to consistently trigger her ult.
HOW DO YOU FUCKS ALREADY HAVE MEDIUM ACES DONE?! FUCK YOU
>>736119716That's not dober, thats famous doujinshi artist Dobome Jiro
>>736119917Parents for medium are easy
>First 2 rounds I get 2/5>god I am so fucked>third round is 5/5I'm still fucked but I don't know why this game has to be like this. Man I wish I was better at this game.
>>736119714Because training your uma and sending her out to race in the same period is something only a fourth rate trainer would force them to do?
The bond between a horse girl and her trainer transcends the track, Teio, Symboli Rudolf said, her voice a low, commanding vibration that resonated in the quiet of the student council office. To truly claim him, you must master his pleasure. Tokai Teio fidgeted, her brown tail twitching with a nervous heat she didn't fully understand. The Trainer stood between them, his breathing already ragged. Rudolf rose from her mahogany desk, her movements predatory and fluid as she reached for the Trainer’s belt. Watch closely, Rudolf instructed. Men are simple machines driven by friction and rhythm. She knelt, unzipping his slacks to release his cock. It sprang free, turgid and throbbing, the purple head already weeping clear pre-cum that glistened in the bruised twilight. Rudolf’s tongue swirled around the sensitive glans, collecting the salt. The tongue is your first tool, she whispered against his skin, the heat of her breath making the Trainer groan. Teio leaned in, her eyes wide, capturing the heavy scent of musk and anticipation. Rudolf guided Teio’s small hand to the base of the pulsing shaft. Now you, Teio. Grip the base. Feel the blood pulsing under the skin, Rudolf commanded. Teio’s palm slid over the silky, stretched skin. She mimicked the Emperor, her tongue darting out to lap at the weeping slit. Harder, Rudolf hissed. Suck until the air is pushed out. Create a vacuum. Teio took the crown into her mouth, her throat tightening around the thick head. The Trainer’s hips bucked, his hands tangling in Teio’s hair as his breath hitched. Rudolf’s hand joined Teio’s, pumping the length with a rhythmic, wet squelch that filled the room. He’s close, Rudolf breathed, her eyes pinning Teio’s. One final, desperate thrust sent a hot, thick spray of white cum across Teio’s cheeks and tongue. That, Rudolf said, wiping a stray drop from Teio’s lip, is victory.
>>736119532>>736119220It's so fucking peak
>>736119962>It's easy>Get long, mile, and pace sparksFuck you
>>736119727Post ardan asterGAWD
How do I build Taiki that gives her the best chance to win Aries? Mostly what uniques are even good for Paces?
>>736120037>No use of quotesWhat is this dogshit, son? Apply yourself.
>>736120037Give the people what they REALLY wantWrite a danchou x anon smut
STOP THEM NOW
>>736119767It wasn't anything going on and many anons died.
>>736120118She's not that big, keep my wifes winning tickets at a proportionate size thank you.
>>736119827I've never reached more than 16k
>>736120187close enough
>>736120187Winning Ticket is that big, tho
>>736120075Nobody runs paces so maverick is OP on a pace
>>736120187Tickets tickets are the ticket.
>>736120176Nothing wrong with the weak dying
>>736120137The chestnut wig's synthetic fibers prickled Danchou’s sweating neck. He clutched the hem of the short, pleated skirt, his knuckles white against the navy fabric. "I think... I think I'm finished for today," Danchou stammered, his gaze glued to the scuffed floorboards. Anon’s shadow loomed, broad and suffocating. "You look like a real little mare, Danchou. It’d be a waste to stop now." "The tail is heavy. It hurts," Danchou whispered, the horse ears atop his head trembling. "Turn around." Anon’s voice carried the weight of a physical blow. "Let’s see if that tail stays in when I’m behind you." Danchou’s breath hitched, a soft whimper escaping his painted lips as he complied. Anon’s rough hands found his hips, bruising the soft skin. The skirt was hiked up, exposing lacy white panties already darkened by a stain of nervous arousal. "Don't. Not here," Danchou pleaded, though his legs parted instinctively. "Quiet," Anon grunted. Anon’s cock, rigid and veiny, tore through the silk barrier. He shoved Danchou over the vanity, sending jars of foundation clattering. The initial thrust was a wet squelch, the tight, unyielding ring of Danchou’s hole stretching to its limit. Air hissed out of Danchou’s lungs. Anon’s pace was frantic; his balls slapped against Danchou’s cheeks with a rhythmic, fleshy thwack. Thick ropes of pre-cum and saliva acted as a messy lubricant, coating Anon’s shaft as it worked the interior walls. Danchou’s body buckled, his cervix taking the brunt of the overzealous strikes. A loud, wet pop echoed as the cock slipped out, only to be slammed back in, forcing a guttural moan from the sissy’s throat. Anon’s seed eventually erupted, a scalding flood that overflowed and trickled down Danchou’s trembling thighs, mixing with the sweat and the shame.
I wish I saved that virginity loss mayano fic an anon posted
>>736120332Rice Shower would never say this.
>Finished up my CM runs for the day (later than usual because I lost track of time playing other games)>Open /v/ to see if there's an uma thread up so I can post about my results>See >>736120037So this is what happens when Digitan gets Slacker...
>>736120257She's big, but not hang tits levels of big.
>>736120187MY wife is that big anon.
I didn't have to see these.
someone actually did it
>bottom danchouAaaaannnnnnnd hidden
>>736120346Average day in /v/ma
>>736120346Danchou...
Digi would NOT say this
>severe S+ jobber>first run of the day>2 wins out of 2 racesDo i sandbag into group B day 2?
>>736120459Kek, based uma blu archive crossover
I think it's about time you apologize.
>>736120359That anon was a legend.
>>736120557Both are mid but MANT is the better of the two. GL can't come soon enough.
It's a bit late BUT... Groundwork on fronts doesn't matter, right?
>>736120620Fuck GL, just give me GM
>>736120674Nope, Groundwork isn't needed at all!
>>736120674
>GL can't come soon enough
>>736120674with the shit i've seen happening i wouldn't throw away a good run without groundwork
>>736120751This picture makes no sense but more Kingu and Shakur content, the better.
My wife is so happy!
>>736120674It matters the least on longslop but it does matter.
I DEMAND AN ACTUAL WRITEFAG TO WRITE DANCHOU X CHRONORIGHT NOW
>>736120674You can give up one of groundwork or TTL if you compensate with a ton of midrace skills to overtake later. This is only because it's a long and the front with an early lead isn't guaranteed to just keep it until the spurt.
>>736120751>king GAYlo>REDDIT shakur
I think it's shitter hours, boys
Brian is helping me feel less sad over postal services delivering my package to the wrong address (or worse, stolen)
>>736120860>"Oh Danchou! You're fan count is so big!">cums>the end
>>736121050
>>736120586What the fuck, give me
>>736121050Kino
>>736120489mm, no, no i dont think i should...
>>736120986You too huh?
>>736120986>>736121261Wait you guys didn't also order an Uma watch, perchance?
>>736120898>This is only because it's a long and the front with an early lead isn't guaranteed to just keep it until the spurt.Like it's ever a guarantee. I've used fronts as my main aces in a few CMs and the only plat I got from a front was with a groundworkless one in sprintcasino. There were 3 or 4 fronts that lobby too. To be fair my aces always fail their GW proc in finals anyway so building it in has proven to be pointless for me.
>it's a "race has no NPC fronts" episode
>>736120137The ominous hum of the ceiling fan lingered above as I awaited my fate in the club office. The danchou called me in, for matters that apparently weren't looking good. He stumbled into the room in an alcoholic daze, the scent of Umamusume besides Opera and beer overwhelming the room. He glared at me accusingly, my heart sinking immediately. "You made me interrupt my fun, for THIS?!," he shouted, before pulling up a website on his phone. His finger prodded at the screen, slowly tracing a flat line on a graph, my name highlighted. I stammered and blinked, attempting to find an excuse out of this. "Well, Seiun Sky is the queen you know, flatliners are protected under her rule, come on, you get me, right danchou?" His hand gripped my wrist tightly as he led me out of the office. "Oguri Cap, come meet me at the race track immediately," he screeched, the order reverberating throughout the entire club building. He picked up bags upon bags of glow sticks and toughness juice from atop a table, my heart pounding as I feared what he had in store for me.We had soon made it to the racetrack. I was thrown violently onto the turf. I looked up at him, a horrifying smirk upon his face. "Now then flatliner, I could kick you out here and now. But I'm a nice guy. You just need to make fans for me. A lot of fans." He chuckled to himself as he whipped out a bundle of glow sticks from the plastic bag, my body beginning to shiver and shake. "Now, bend over, you're going to start your next career soon." Needless to say, it was not looking good for my anus.
>>736121416Please do NTR NTR next
>>736120557We didn't know how good we had it. MANT feels like a completely different and worse game.
>>736121416
>>736121416>it was not looking good for my anus.Motherfucker
Exactly how crippling is it to run 45 RB instead of 50? Or should I just drop Bourbon and give up on TTL, or something?
>>736121335No I lost a hijiri byakuren fumo. Delivered to the wrong house that's not in our neighborhood with photo evidence. Fucking ecms.
>>736121843I'm sorry for your loss
>>736121843I didn't know byakuren had a fumo
>>736121839it's fine, you more than make up for it with good skills with ttl
>>736108268>>736108780Since the thread is about to die I'll just remind any late comers that this fun race is happening soon.If you made an uma for the Chuck Norris Cup don't forget to enter her. We're currently at 12/16.
>>736121335No, it was a lovense vibrator and it was the most expensive one I've ever gotten
>>736110474I don't have S.Maru so it all depends on Bourbon. I had no success with building a strong Kita/End
>>736122063
>>736122003are you going to start when it gets filled or when the timer runs out?
>>736122063I do no think i would have ever voluntarily released that info even under torture.
>>736121335>Uma watchAny good ones?
The end was coming up around the corner. There was only so much left to go for them. Heat spurred them on harder and with every thrust they inched closer and closer to the climax. Air visibly warped around them and the cooling droplets of their bodily fluids streamed down their lithe working bodies, soaking into loosened fabric and disappearing into heated vapors. Power pumping hard into their limbs and the ground beneath them, life giving breath rushing in and out of their mouths, they put it all into the intimate duel they were locked in. Hearts pounding as one, their steadied rhythmical movements desperately reached out for more. It was so very close. The last spurt was upon them. Instinct pushed them into madness. No more thoughts, only the feeling of triumph. This was the moment. McQueen summoned everything she had left in her and allowed everything she was in that instant to explode, without shame, without dignity, she exploded leaving Teio seemingly breathless. Seemingly. Teio knew what was coming but she held herself back for a moment. She needed to muster a bit more, she knew it would make it all worth it. One. Two. Three! The lead was Teio’s! Teio was on her rival in seconds. The lengths between them vanished and they were nose to nose. Focusing their gazes forwards, their targets were in sight. Both of them pulled up one last shot of courage and shot forwards in stunning displays of power. The world turned bright white. They crossed it. The race was over. The stadium quaked to the roars of the people. It was too close to call but they didn’t care. Every single person there that day saw a miracle take place and every single one of them were swept up in the awe of the moment. Breathless and drowning in aches, Teio looked to McQueen. Equally expended, McQueen returned her gaze. Cheerful triumph met gentle pride. Nothing else mattered. That joy was theirs alone to share.
>>736119965A lot of it is RNG, like who they decide to match you against, and that's not even factoring mid-race RNG. You did good
>>736121905I cope by telling myself it is a lesson of earthly desires. I feel pain because I sought material goods. To ease my pain I need to let go.>>736121927It's one of the newer ones.
>>736122063Zoom zooms... your PR...
Not reading ANY of that
>>736122161I got the Cafe one.
>>736121927i think every stage 6 boss pre hsofs has one now
Not looking good for me.
TEIO WOULDN'T SELL A WATCH FOR 260$ WHEN IT HAS A QUARTZ MOVEMENT
>>736122303How long do they ship? I want one.
>>736122303based taste
how are my fellow 19th raters doing? ive the window size for an ant, skipping through CMs while playing minesweeper
>>736122063I fucking hate that we have so many fucking girls in /v/ma.
>>736122335I like Teio but I wouldn't buy a watch of her because watches make my wrist itch.
>>736122404
>>736122003Thanks for the reminder, I almost forgot
>>736122404I CANT SEE ANYTHING
>girls
>>736122340They're on preorders. I got it from Meccha Japan. Put in my order back in December. Might have to wait for another run. All of the Uma watches look decent really.
>>736122404Enjoy your 10 free carats
>>736122404This is actually fucking hilarious
>>736122442That's used for your prostate anon, I own one and it works wonders
Someone explain to me why guts gave better power than power training. I literally just found this. I could have done so much better if I’ve known whatever this mechanic is.https://files.catbox.moe/un85v8.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/deo5mu.jpeg
>>736122332post cowe?
>>736122561Because there's more girls on it.
>>736122442Anon you are playing a girly girl game where a bunch of dolled up pretty girls run in the twinkle series. For recreation, they do their nails, go shopping, have pajama parties, etc. If anything WE are ones playing a girls game.
>>736122561>why is a tap with 25% training effectiveness in supports better than a tap without supports
>>736122561Game mode was on anoncuz the people in guts have power bonus
How many stamina skills does Raisu need to win
Anybody running Manhattan Cafe for Pisces? How has she been performing?
>>736122332I am running her as a pace chaser. Pretty damn good.
Are (you) ready for this weekend?
>>736122561There are no power cards in your power training, only the director who doesn't affect stats. In Guts training you have Kitasan and Daitaku Helios who both have a power bonus, which increases power gains, and a lot of those cards like Kita, Sweep also have training effectiveness which increases stats regardless of category they fall in. Guts raises guts, power, and speed, and so any cards with power bonus/training effectiveness will improve gains in those categories.
>>736122660Pace unbelievers btfo
>>736122245Hold up. Is this smut or not?
>736122659>time wasting question>vomit inducing imageWhy do 3pdpfags do this?
The thought of posting with women makes me uncomfortable, please stop larping
>>736122667Santa Anita D-D-DAAAA-?
My butt hurts and will hurt for several more months because I had to get surgery due to a fistula and hemorrhoids from not getting enough fiber. There are anons in this very thread who stick things up there for fun and get no consequences. This isn't fair, the gauze makes it so fucking itchy.
Comfiest thread of all time
Rare sideways cleavage.
This is the first Dia I've seen
>>736122602>If anything WE are ones playing a girls game.It's played from the perspective of a trainer and you're helping YOUR girl achieve her dreams so you can marry her afterwards. It's a game clearly designed with a male audience in mind. The demographics reflect this as well. Uma has very little in the way of female players compared to other gachas. It's male-oriented and brings in a pretty old playerbase as well
>>736122783>Average age 34Not beating the oji-san allegations.
>>736122771
I didnt take Radiant on any of my aces because I thought it was expensive as fuck.
>>736122818This year I will finally be the archetypical Umamusume player.
>>736122818I can't deny those allegations
>>736122783I feel like this isn't the case after global, a lot of ironic weebs and post lockdown weeb foids got into it
>>736122747pretty flat.also a reminder. top right is behind the boobs, hastily sealed up by my unexperienced hands>>736122818>tfw 21>tfw that means that there are 47 year olds hereuncbros...
>Longest of longslops>Best I've done so farLooking forward to getting decimated tomorrow
>>736122849Well it is expensive as fuck
>>736122404Kek
>>736122873In the west it's probably a bit different demographic, there does seem to be a decent amount of girls into the game. Still doesn't change what type of game it is though. It's catered towards oji-sans
If my third front is dogshit should I just swap her for a sacrifice suzuka?
>>736122891Theres an anon In his mid 50s lol
>>736122979yes
Maybe I should redo Suzuka for Long S
>>736122783>Nikke>70/30
>>736122849If you did a shit ton of races it shouldn't be so much of a problem.People say it's a gamble but it's an accel/speed/heal and can be pretty useful if you win it, especially if you don't have much else in the way of useful accels
>finally get an unmolested midday thread>the last 200 postsMaybe janny is right
>>736122783Japan has like 4 billion girl game alternatives, in the west weeb girls dont have many other avenues. Theres tons of girl fans and cosplayers, even if they arent hardcore CM grinders.
>>736122891>tfw 21Im almost 40 and Im beefing with fucking toddlers jesus christ
>>736122849It's not that expensive compared to a gold recovery with no hints. And it's also a Velocity/Acceleration skill
>>736122849It is but you get so many skill points and its a generally decent (not superb) skill. It includes a recovery.
>>736122993I'm in my 70s personally, got seven plats too!
>>736123057it was pretty tame compared to other threads
>>736123057Didn't think it would happen today after they locked and executed anons in the morning thread.
>>736123057I thought this thread was pretty fun.
>>736123005I kinda like Kitasan now.
>>736123060>Theres tons of girl fans and cosplayers, even if they arent hardcore CM grinders.I doubt those cosplay whores even play the game period. Same for those mods on the official discord server who are larping as the characters. There are "fans" but they don't play the game whatsoever
>>736123057More like last 50Still it was a good comfy thread, nice moment to take a break and play some games
should have skipped this scenario for real
>>736123057>Maybe janny is rightNobody ever says this
>>736123105That's still very funny>Sage near bump limit>lockdown the thread once it does>Deletes it after someone posted /v/ma wonDude is fucking buck broken
>>736122659What deck and parents spark do you need to build her? I might make one fast.
>>736123083Its no fair having to compete against someone who actually knew Secretariat personally.
>>736123113Tis was a really good time. Man just doesn't remember how bump limits can be when it's slow. It was still pretty on topic anywayGood thread boys.
>>736122783>Wonder what Disney Twisted Wonderland is>Look it upThis is gay as fuck, no wonder women love it
>>736123146>>736123060The game is brutal and autistic from a gameplay perspective and its """sports"""" so girls are allergic to it.
>>736123196Don't hate the player, hate the game
>>736123105Yeah I saw a thread reach bump limit with a lock in the morning and thought "wtf". I thought they would purge us like the final solution to the Fukutard question.
>>736123195long and end closer parents, you can just run the milelet schedule
>>736123083This thread truly is a magical fuckin place what the fuck
/v/ma won
>>736123083Damn you're just the right age for Teio
I got Dia off the free rolls and I got Bright in 30 pulls. I will still take months to run either's career for the first time
>>736123323
Really good thread
>>736123083I dont believe there are people as old as my grandfather here, no fucking way dude
>>736123342Bright is a great runner for fishies.
>>736123383>Your dad could be posting here right now
>>736123254you do know how girls (the real ones) play videogames, right? on an extremely surface level. What they do is get bronzes and post yurislop.
The greatest autists in the site united by the love big horse titties Fucking kino
>>736123424>>736123342Has Mejiro Bright been fucking you guys up in career mode? She's been giving me trouble and I have no idea why
>>736122783I shutter at the thought of what Limbus' demographic is.
>>736122514>retire, get 10 carats>do five races, get 10 caratsi do not see the difference
>>736123437>What they do is get bronzes and post yurislop.Can confirm, I do have one plat though.
