I fucking knew it
1 Billie confirmed.
aside from the rpgs mario games never had a "good" story to tell
>>736106056There were people genuinely expecting them to touch on and expand Rosalina's storybooks lmfao
I still haven't watched the first movie because of Peach being an ugly girlboss.
>>736106347why is peach in this movie ??? kek i can't wait to see this garbage
>>736106056>IGNtheir reviews are instantly invalid for giving PMD low reviews
>>736106260They talk about Mario containing cult symbolism, like the checkered floor for example. But, once you start looking at the story through a lens of curiosity, you’ll discover almost everything is cuckolding and calling the player incel. And, I’m pretty sure it happened this way because hidden metaphors get really cringe like “I’m gonna make this a metaphor for the moon”, then the guy playing it goes ok. But now??? He says, I’m gonna make this a big drawing of a vagina and I’m gonna tell the dude playing it that he doesn’t get to touch it, and it’s a hard metaphor for him. It’s actually not very clever, and I quickly got bored once I realized that’s all it was.
>>736106056>one mario game that actually has some semblance of a story>instead of actually doing anything with it they cram in like 10 games worth of references including other fucking nintendo games like starfoxI wasn't expecting cinema but fuck's sakes you have the most framework you're ever getting and you made it nostalgia porn instead
Tendies will suck it off anyway.
The one anon is right, just random TlKTOK memberberries scenes spliced together to form into a movie.Literally Robot Chicken w/ Mario
>>736106056Thank god, Nintendo needs to learn early that the cinematic business isn't worth getting into.
>>736106589
Sonicfag melty thread
I have no idea what anyone was expecting considering they had a really basic fucking concept to follow with the first movie and still fucked it up with shitty "hero origin" garbage and modern bullshit declaring you can't have the princess be a damsel in distress anymore.
Which video game movie would be ideal for me, since I hate Nintendo, hate Mario Bros, hate Star Fox, hate The Legend of Zelda, hate Kirby, hate Smash Bros, and want a totally anti-Nintendo movie in every way?
>>736106589well said
>>736106347Peach and rosalina are siblings.That's the canon now
>>736106721All modern sonic garbage is equally shitty. Already memoryholed Knuckles and the Jews?
>>736106659worked for the first one and the Minecraft moviethey don't care if they're all cynical cash grabs so long as the cash is grabbed
>>736106780Anon anita told us 10 years ago that if you make mario save princess peach this is the same as rapeget with the times
>>736106692That guy is Satan. Nobody watches most of his tv shows, he films them all himself using puppets he controls. That would be kind of funny, except, he also mutilates our faces and dicks by teleporting poison. Then he fucks our friends for 45 years, but they’re just dolls and he will throw them off a cliff just as a joke. Typically done after he breeds them a few times, to make new dolls for himself to control.
>Super Mario Bros. 2 with Wart/Mouser/Birdo/Ninji/Subcon enemies>Super Mario World with Yoshi>Super Mario World 2 with Baby Mario / Luigi>Super Mario Sunshine with Bowser Jr + Paintbrush>Super Mario Galaxy with Rosalina/Lumas/Galaxies>Super Mario Odyssey with the photorealistic dinosaurAm I missing anything else they're trying to cram into this movie?
>>736106892schizo anon...
>>736106780>follow the same general plot beats of the game, but peach is strong and independent so bowser steals fucking luigi for no reason>but peach still needed to get kidnapped because that was in the games though so lets blitz through a random wedding scenethe writing really was on the wall, although I gotta say the sequel still looks marginally more schizophrenic than I would have anticipated. literally no fucking reason for fox to have a speaking role at all, let alone be there in the first place
>>736106939Oh also the desert kingdom from Odyssey
>>736106939>mouserdid they give a weird german/euro accent like the 80s cartoon?
>>736106817Yes Satan the game designer literally placed every star in Mario 64. And he really designed it using a pen and paper, and made sure every star was a metaphor for cuckolding. Like they’re stars because they’re “dreams” basically, stars are metaphorical for something you wish on. Why do you race a turtle, except he’s hella fast? It’s a celibacy metaphor, because turtles are “neets” basically. And you actually race the neet up a mountain, it’s all symbolical for slave labor leading you down the wrong path, because the neet will beat you to the mountain top while you’re working, which is the best place to live. And an anti labor sentiment is cuckolding at its core.
>>736106425a cute
>>736106939also saw frog suit from smb3 and ice from nsmb
>IGN
>people praise the first one for showing appreciation for the source material>people hate the second one for showing appreciation for the source materialwhat
>>736106056Movie critics feel threatened by any movie that isn’t deep. It shatters their delusions that they have a meaningful and fulfilling job.
>>736106056>people are surprised the Mario Movie 2, which likely started production the instant Mario Movie 1 finished because Nintendo and Illumination both knew this would be an instant cash cow success, took zero time to genuinely consider criticism and feedback to adjust accordingly and instead did more of the sameAs a Paper Mario fan who experienced this with Sticker Star and Color Splash, I laugh.
>>736107593Its use of source material is what made it great. The creators are clearly big Nintendo fans. Meanwhile Sonic has just a few major elements from the series while they use donut steel humans.
>>736106589This is the new movie right?
>>736107593>people praise the first one for showing appreciation for the source materialNot at all, the first one also reviewed poorly and for that same reason.
>>/tv/MOVIES GO TO THE MOVIE BOARDVIDEO GAMES
>>73610804254% is kinda nutseven as a kids movie without counting anything related to mario the structure was pretty decent and the animation was clean
>It’s a supremely vacuous anti-movie that climaxes with a sequence featuring full-screen Nintendo gameplay, as if to remind us of the levels of rancid commercial whoredom we’ve reached. The film is torturous to sit through and, for me, provoked periods of actual physical discomfort. I had to stab myself repeatedly in the hand with a pen to distract from the howling distress. It’s that bad, and that offensive. It was Hitchcock who said, “Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.” I don’t think he meant it like this. >0/5
If you need urinalists to tell you that a fucking video game adaptation is slop, you should genuinely just off yourself.
>>736106056So it's going to make 1.4 billion dollars, ok
>>736107996no, the games had themes like that too. Mario 64 is replaying of a masonic ritual where they pretend marry a child. This is why nintendo fans are so deranged on the internet they were fed this as children
>>736106056>relatable storyWhat? What am I going to relate to in a fucking mario movie?
>>736106056>journos instinctively always go contrary to what the target audience opinion actually isthese are the same people calling Marathon a 10/10 and Crimson Desert an absolute blunder.these are the people that praise hamas for being freedom fighters and denounce the us for helping to liberate iranthey want you dead and your children raped and they think it's funny
>>736106056April fools started already? Good one op!
>>736106056>After trying several bites of Pokemon Kraft Mac and Cheese, the flavor was uninspired.>If you're just looking for pokemon shaped macaroni, it will keep you interested. For those hoping for a more robust flavor, they will have to wait.
what the fuck is that thing?
>>736108589It's talking about the beginning, which is about the only part of the movie that isn't 100% committed to a nonstop deluge of memberberries, because it needs to set up the origin story for Mario and Luigi as a couple of losers trying to be plumbers in Brooklyn.
Was going to type something long about this but this works just the same.
>>736106056the nortubel of mario
>>736107813>The creators are clearly big Nintendo fans.lol no. They made a movie by and for people who only have superficial interest in Mario games hence all the Mario Kart wankery and they couldn't even be bothered to feature DK Island which would've had no bearing on the story. They had the ultimate fanservice for DK fans right there and fucked up and were like "Hurr here's a 2 second cameo of Diddy and Dixie!"
>>736106056It's all over but the cryyyyyying...
>>736106574>IGN gives a Nintendo game a 10>YOOOO LET'S GODisingenuous faggot.
>>736106056>I fucking knew itwhat a weird post to make. trying to feed twitter bots on 4chan
>>736106056>Mario is not relatable!a woman wrote this review, right?
>>736109076No one gives a fuck about donkey kong
>>736109362Is that why they made Donkey Kong Bananza? Because DK is so unlovable and unmarketable nowadays that they decided to give him another game for shits and giggles?
The same critics that gave a good rating to Cuties?
>>736106260Yeah but Galaxy 1 had a bit of potential with the storybook
>>736108124>MOVIES GO TO THE MOVIE BOARDMOVIE THREADS ARE STILL MORE VIDEO GAMES THAN GACHA GARBAGE.FUCK OFF TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD, FAGGOT.
>>736106056I have no doubts it's mediocre but using IGN as your source is retarded.I'd trust a raving hobo on the streetcorner to give me better info.
>>736106056Humiliation Ritual for Pokopia's success
>>736109785>using number 1 nintendo dickrider review site doesn't le count when they give a bad score!!! Binga Binga Yahoo!!!!
>>736109712This. I'm so tired of gacha trannies.
>>736106056I expect a Mario movie and if that's what I get then it's money well spent. The first movie was also shit plotwise but it was a great mario adaptation.
>>736106847
>>736108809She's looking at Rosalina's BWFC (Big White Futa Cock)
>>736106056PS5 port when?
>>736110048When it was trying to be a Mario movie it was fun, when it was going into Mario's relationship with his dad while bad licensed music plays and then Mario and Luigi do a secret life of pets routine it was unwatchable
>>736108719oh fuck yeah, Pokemon macaroni was my jam
>>736110238Theres no licensed music in this one so thats a plus i guess
>>736106056>Studio that's only made shit made shit againOh no, anyways...
>>736106056Why is Peach so fucking ugly.
>>736106819>they turned rosa into the frozen chickdefend this one movie fags
>>736109076There are a ton of references that only a Nintendo fan would understand. It sounds like you’re just autistic and weren’t satisfied with the already non stop references. Nigger swanky, kiddy, funky, and chunky were there. I can’t complain.
>>736106347No wonder I've been seeing a lot of posts about the original story of Mario Galaxy. For me, all that was an afterthought. But I guess some people really loved it.
>>736106949Fox is there to allude to the Smash Bros cinematic universe Nintendo wants to start.I am so unbelievably buttmad that both this and the Sonic movies are diverging from the games in story and tone so much. Why is everything the same generic stereotypical characters voiced by shitty celebrities?
>>736110843They actually telegraphed it in the first movie.
>>736106056Are there any confirmed cameos besides Star Fox?
why the fuck does movie Peach look like she had a terrible Botox cheek job done and why is she a girlbossing cunt
>normalfags watching and discussing liquid shitOh sorry niggers, I didn't see you down there, I was busy watching the superior™ kinography™ movie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciUIWWcTI2E
I'm not forming my opinion off of faggot reviewers. Watch party when?
>>736111338sorry wrong linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmBQIAd3DFA
>>736106056Its fucking shit who would have guessed
>>736111107the movies are literally just vanity products for hollywood nepo babies. sonic might be in kind of a rut but he's still got enough recognizablity behind him that he doesn't need to rely on celebrity cameos for a push, and fucking SUPER MARIO sure as fuck didn't need some ratty-ass celebs to push a fucking movie. mario fucking alone is more recognizable than literally any of the celebrities combined. he's literally right there between mickey mouse and jesus fucking christ in terms of mass recognition. this is just so egotistical faggots like jack black or chris pratt can say they voiced the literal biggest characters ever for like barely an hour once or twice
>>736111586Nigger it looks awful, a youtuber saying a turd isn't delicious doesn't mean you have to pretend poop tastes good.
>Brie Larson as Rosalina WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>>736111613All the editing in the world can't fix how fucking slow the thing is moving. What a disaster.
>>736111683Blame Shitendo for deepthroating Hollywood's diseased rotting cock. They wanted this.
This is no different than Avatar movies being 3 hour sensory experiences instead of coherent stories with likable characters. Why do they get good reviews and Mario is getting savaged.
>>736111107>Smash Bros cinematic universeFor the sake of my sanity, this needs to be a joke. I swear I could hear ethereal bells chiming in the distance and stomping hooves of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse as I read this sentence.
>>736109224You can't spell ignorance without IGN
>>736111795Not even remotely comparable, this is dumbed down retard shit for literal morons still crapping in diapers. The Avatar movies are coherent, they are just very simplistic since the first movie was basically an alien nature documentary featuring blue alien catgirl pussy.
>>736111827smash autism is about to hit normal fag mass. This will be, at last, the end of times.
>>736111107>I am so unbelievably buttmad that both this and the Sonic movies are slop for childrenI hate to break it to you but that's always been the case. These IPs don't belong to you, anon.
the crimson desert of mario movies
>>736111758>editinganon this was done with practical effects.
>>736111963I wish the people they belonged to gave a shit.
>listening to video game """journalists""" reviewing a movieThis is hilarious on so many levels
>>736111827No, it very literally seems to be the direction Nintendo is taking its movies. They're basically entirely set on milking Mario completely dry that movie 3 has nothing to go off of except for "here's Daisy and Wario, guys! Maybe Waluigi too!!!" because 1 and 2 were so determined to cram as much bullshit from as many games as possible into their runtimes as possible, to the point where 2 was so lacking in material that they had to give us cameos from ROB, Pikmin and Star Fox.
>>736112030Maybe you need to stop giving a shit.
>>736112115Maybe you need to give more.
>>736111698they were thinking>fat tits, mmm yes
>>736112042If a video game movie is so fucking bad that even game reviewers don't like it then that's not a good sign.
>>736112156But why should I? These are simple kids movies and they're fairly enjoyable. There's no reason to be upset over these films.
>>736112186Post Feet
>>736111827>>736111914>noooo Smash is le bad>I need my Kirby slop that only pedos like
>>736106056Nintendo making something with a shallow story? You don't say.
>>736112186>that >fat
>>736112246Not just Game Reviewers, Nintendo Shills
>>736112068>wario appears at last>does a single fart gag and never shows up again/v/ will defend this
>>736110809bimbo erasure
>>736106056>relatable
>>736112042This is a movie for video game fans, dumbass.Stop coping, tendie.
>>736112352>le pedos out of nowherelet me guess, you bought a switch 2 and played banananza
>>736112436Peach was never a bimbo. She was always a flat-chested girl with no ass either.
>>736106721>brings up sonic out of nowhereDo Nintentoddlers really?
>>736112541
>>736112690Not canon.
>>736112541>She was always a flat-chested girl with no ass eitherShe literally uses her ass as a form of attack
>>736111027It's extremely basic but pretty well executed and full of soulGuarantee the movie doesn't come close to it.
>>736108809it's a wife
has someone recorded it in theyre cinema yet?
>>736112728Seethe.
>>736106056I guess that’s what happens when you critique a movie made for literal toddlers
>>736112416>/v/ is defending this movie more than shillsThis place has fallen
>>736112728...is what anon said, crying himself to sleep.
>>736111027It's a situation where it's a charming picture book sort of thing that kids and teens remember very well from that time period because it was 2007, and actually gave a character some sense of a story in a franchise where basically no one has context past their role besides Yoshi's Island and the RPG stuff. Kinda makes Rosalina a very unique character in the platformer side of the franchise. Throwing that all aside for the sake of setpiece wacky youtube shorts film bait isn't surprising, just underwhelming.
>>736113018This isn't Peach, its a generic Pixar character
>>73611325195% of modern 4chan is just ragebait, you could say that poop tasted bad and get a 450 post thread arguing that actually it tastes good
>>736113285>shows canon images of Peach with a flat chestThanks, anon!
>>736112416These faggots didn't even like it, Jesus Christ it must be bad
>>736113318Gen Alpha has the attention span of a goldfish and can't follow a story that goes on for longer than a minute. There have been multiple studies confirming kids born after a certain year do not have the focus or patience for longform storytelling. They need instant gratification for their dopamine fried brains.
>>736106056These movies are legitimately not even made to be good
>first movie is liquid shit>normgroids deepthroat it and beg for seconds>second movie is exactly the fucking same>EWWW THIS IS AWFUL!?
Kek
>>736113338nah i agree with that other anon, these "baits" aren't getting anyone upset, is nothing but people bitching and shitting their pants nowadays.like this nigga >>736113409 playing the blind card thinking he is getting anyone, when is clear to anyone else that he is upset that people are making actual criticism.People would've made fun of the damn movie and still say they liked it back then. These are actual toddlers upset that you didn't liked their gay slop
>>736113541holy BASED
>>736106056Holy shit that peach is fucking ugly
>>736113569The point isn't to make you howling mad, but to slightly inconvenience you or annoy you at all. Even if you flippantly replied with "fuck off retard" and didn't get even slightly mad, that's a fraction of a second he made you waste replying to him. Modern trolling is basically the equivalent of screaming in someone's ear and then yelling "FUCK YOU BITCH DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT" when they finally tell you to knock it off before running away giggling at how totally upset you made them.
These movies would be better if we lived in a society where it is illegal for women to wear clothing.
>>736113730nah the point is to make you howling mad, but they are bad at it. Trolling as an art is dead.
>>736111027>>736112928>>736113318It was also strongly elevated because it was entirely optional content. Action minded players might not have enjoyed it so they got to enjoy a game that was 95% gameplay with very little story or downtime, whereas those who were more interested in exploring/collecting/ everything will revisit the library whenever a chapter is added and naturally experience 100% of the story as a result of their own intrigue, it's not forced on anyone.It lets everyone choose how much they want to engage with the Mario universe and in what way (aka do you prefer gameplay or story) and that's really cool.On a personal level I also admire that the developers had the balls to put so much art effort into something that lots of players won't even have ever seen in full. There's a ton of pages with their own unique illustrations.
>>736106056Miyamoto finally got his way with Galaxy, in some form, having basically no story.
>>736113870the guy in that image won though, he wasted their time, their lives are now slightly worse because of him and that means he dominated them lol
How does Miyamoto not understand what people like about Mario? He made games starring him for decades
>>736113541I've never seen a movie get a flat out zero holy kek
>>736113978Miyamoto is an actual retard who keeps accidentally shitting out masterpieces that he doesn't understand. He designed Midna and then was absolutely baffled that people thought her imp body was sexy. He has some sort of Midas syndrome where everything he touches becomes gold but he has absolutely no understanding of how or why.
tendie xisters…
>>736114127He was baffled by that but demanded Krystal be sexy? I don't get it.
>>736113978You think Miyamoto gives a shit what Illumination is doing so long as it doesn't sully the brand image with legit garbage that represents nothing? He's a gimmicks and action sort of guy, he doesn't even probably check off on most of this shit.
>>736113978He does, you don't
>>736114127miyamotorbike did not design Midna
>>736113889>On a personal level I also admire that the developers had the balls to put so much art effort into something that lots of players won't even have ever seen in fullTheres actually a confirmed reason for this, koizumi and miyamoto famously dont get along, but koizumi loves putting all his lore into nintendo games, koizumi was almost fired for making links awakening as weird as it was (no im not joking, miyamoto is a moron) and he was only allowed to write majoras mask because they were crunching and desperately needed him to helm it so it could ship on schedule, which he agreed to on the condition that he was not significantly interfered with, so he made it as dark and unconventional for a zelda game as could possibly be allowedSo when it came to his role on galaxy he had to sneak the storybook content in by making it optional so that nobody higher up would noticeI genuinely cant believe this is the case because it just goes to show how out of touch the higher ups at nintendo are
>>736109593>Galaxy 1 had a bit of potential with the storybookThank you Koizumi for making Manchildmoto seethe.
>>736113413they said the pacing is somehow even worse than the first movie and that Star Fox literally steals Mario's movie with how much better he was.
>>736113978he thinks there is an untapped audience that has never played mario in their lives and he is trying to get them.In his mind, jack black is more popular than mario ever was. These movies are a sunk cost fallacy and unironically thinks is the best publicity he could get for his gay ass theme parks.
>>736114193>>736114196This is all he has focused on for almost 15 years, movies and theme parks was always his dream. I think this is what the ideal franchise looks like to him
>>736106056The only "story" in mario is bowser fuckin the shit out of peach while cuck mario gets cucked over and over.
>>736113950i love how you go from "slightly worse" to "dominated them". Whatever you say anon.
>>736113978>How does Miyamoto not understand what people like about Mario?I mean, he doesn't listen to people for better or worse. Who looked at SMB1 and said "they should change the physics to be more slippery and give Bowser 7 kids and Mario should be able to fly"
>>736106056>Sonic movies are considered good>watch the first one>complete garbage Alvin and Chipmunks tier movie>Mario movie is considered bad>watch it>had a good time and loved all the referencesexcited for the second movie
>>736114248My favorite part of Nintendo World is that the Mario Kart ride is a pretty slow dark ride where you're on a track and have a VR helmet strapped to your head. Those go karts in Tokyo everyone hates is closer to IRL Mario Kart than that.
>>736113338Fuck it, let's ball with that theory.>>736114367
>>736114248>he thinks there is an untapped audience that has never played mario in their lives and he is trying to get themI think we are reaching a level of line must go up that is beyond silly. Thinking that you are going to spread Mario to more people around the planet is absolutely absurd, he is literally one of the most famous fictional characters ever created, every single person on the planet with even a tiny degree of interest is already extremely well aware of him. This is like having infinite money but wanting more, it's fucking ridiculous.
>>736114395Ahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>736114218>koizumi was almost fired for making links awakening as weird as it was (no im not joking, miyamoto is a moron) and he was only allowed to write majoras mask because they were crunching and desperately needed himwhere do you guys dig up this absolute bullshitkoizumi was literally on mm day one. miyamoto explicitly chose him to write the scenarios and script.
>>736114304see, lmfao get dominated fucking bitch ass pussy
>>736114441After the first movie all of the Mario games sales went up significantly so maybe you're just retarded.
>>736114573lollmao even
>>736114441>This is like having infinite money but wanting moreThat's the entire point of a business, retard. Do you think corporations do shit for free?
>>736114218>>736114224Koizumi being surrounded by EPD 全員 who say shit like "Let's not push [the story content] too hard here" (his own words BTW) is a classic example of the Peter principle. I'm so glad he's a company senior now so that he can be less questioned on design choices that obviously and objectively only make the games he works on better.
lmao the Nintendiscord is actually resorting to YEAH WELL IT'S F-F-FUN
>>736114286>while cuck mario gets cucked over and over.Mario is too busy fucking Toadette's loli cunny to care.Rescuing Peach is just an excuse for him to go on an adventure.
>>736114694>I'm so glad he's a company senior now so that he can be less questioned on design choices that obviously and objectively only make the games he works on better.Has he even worked on a gane since then?
>>73611378099% of women look awful naked
>>736112436Cumbrains are retarded
NOOOOOOOOO WHERE IS THE INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE SUBPLOTFUCK THE JAPANESE
>>736114669t. has never had a business
>>736114736based
>>736114858So when did you first realize you are gay?
>>736114694>>736114796he wasn't even that involved with odysseythey basically miyamoto'd him
>>736114395! APPLY WATER TO BURNED AREA !
>>736106056i thought the first one was junk but it got great reviews so maybe this one is good
>>736114736Fox is the better character in Mario's own movie, next movie will be him fucking all the Mario girls
I just want to know what the 2 post credits scenes are.
>>736114218>koizumi was almost fired for making links awakening as weird as it wasNo he wasn't.>he was only allowed to write majoras mask because they were crunching and desperately needed him to helm itThey were told from the start how much time they had and he was put in charge of essentially all the writing. The only thing that's true is their squabble over Rosalina's storybook.
>>736114971>Fox>cucking anyone>when he is the cuck, trying to pretend Krystal isn't spending every weekend getting gangbanged by Sharpclaws
>>736106056Are you retarded? This happens all the time, critics never liked it.
>>736115003>Fox and Toad talking at the prison, vague set up for Star Fox film>Daisy hits a monkey that was stealing something (she isn't voiced)
>>736114949This guy reviwed the first film as well and he gave it a 2/5, he was insulted by /v/ back then so what happened?
>>736115105It's not convenient for my narrative
>>736115093>Daisy hits a monkey that was stealing something (she isn't voiced)Please be fucking with me. I hate Daisy.
>>736115083>>736115105Good morning, Shill-kun! Sadly you'll need to tell your boss, the secret's up, we all know the film is shit.
>>736115169I don't know why you were expecting anything good when the first fucking film's post credits reveal was Yoshi despite the movie showing an entire herd
>>736115235I thought they were going to introduce Wario, honestly.
>>736115192Good morning you cockgargling faggot, please learn that critics have never liked the Mario movies because they have never had depth, kindly think next time you open your shitfilled mouth, fuck off and die retard.
>>736114245>they said the pacing is somehow even worse than the first movieFUCKING HOW, is this literally tik tok the movie!??
>>736115298Wario is too based for Hollywood. I'd love a Warioware animated show but I'll stick to the games knowing how it would be, thanks
>>736106056OH NONONO! LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>736106056SHUT UP SHUT UP! SNOY!!!As Brie said, this movie is not made FOR YOU, it's made for the Kids, Bipoc, women of color and the LGBT+ community! we don't CARE what YOU have to say about it!!!!
>>736115362>FUCKING HOWAnon, based on the fucking trailers alone we were shown>Rosalina>Jr.>Wonder powers>Bowser goes WITH Mario and Luigi, then turns back to normal>Peach and Toad go to some SMB2 casino world>the brothers are turned into babies and get chased by a T-Rex>the castle gets torn from the ground and then dropped>Fox is introduced>there's a backstory for Rosalina and Peach>Toad and Yoshi have an arc
>>736115449I predicted a 43% last week. I was so close.
>>736106056Looks Nintendo has another success on their hands
>>736115336>worthless piece of shit defending this garbage also watches that disgusting produced for money Youtube garbageepic
>>736115550What a cluster fuck of a movie
>>736115336Lmao what makes tendies so fucking fragile?Has it occured to you and your peabrain that maybe its getting bad reviews because its a bad film, just like the first film was a bad movie and similarly received mixed-to-negative reviews?
>>736115362Did you somehow miss that they shoved in every single Super Mario Bros. 2 villain in addition to Mario and Luigi becoming babies while they're with Yoshi? All while Bowser is supposed to escape and they have to save Rosalina?
>>736115552Well you're getting closer it dropped to a 44
>>736114551See Nintendo fans (the new age ones) are on a whole nother level of denial when it comes to seeing Nintendo fuck up and do blatant soulless choices. Every time you explain to them that Nintendo is being ran into retardation by shareholders who literally have no understanding about the brand beyond it makes money, they always run to blaming to Miyamoto or someone else when all the signs point it being literally anything but.
>>736112587Kekkkkk
>>736115336This, so much thisYes indeed you see the Mario Galaxy Movie in theater but the critic reviews is most unhelpful and Sony fundedIt is a great and greatly beautiful film with a strong heart and only truenst Nintendo fan will see it
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>>736115550>RosalinaSWIPE UP>Jr.SWIPE UP>Wonder powersSWIPE UP>Bowser goes WITH Mario and Luigi, then turns back to normalSWIPE UP>Peach and Toad go to some SMB2 casino worldSWIPE UP>the brothers are turned into babies and get chased by a T-RexSWIPE UP>the castle gets torn from the ground and then droppedSWIPE UP>Fox is introducedSWIPE UP>there's a backstory for Rosalina and PeachSWIPE UP>Toad and Yoshi have an arc
God, Nintendo is in a really shitty position right now. The movie was a flop and the only Switch 2 game with a release date is about Yoshi being a faggot inside a book.
Sex with Rosalina
>>736106056Movie critics give anything that doesnt let them masturbate about how artsy they are a bad score.Real low down? People who liked the first movie will like it.Thats it. Thats all.
>>736115726>Yoshi being a faggot inside a book.AND THEY ALREADY DID THAT
>>736115787So it's for the fans? Did you have a blast?
>>736115754>Sex with RosalinaThis, but only on-model Rosalina.
/v/ suddenly started hating Nintendo the moment pic rel happened.Kinda sad, but mutt powerhours seem to be when most negativity pops up.
>>736115726Reminder that Fire Emblem was apparently delayed as well so there is literally nothing to look forward to this year.
How do we save Mario?
>>736115892ZAMN!
>>736115819Already been posted anon>>736114949>>736114395
>>736115913OoTR is their "break glass in case everything gets delayed" option
>>736115597>>736115605>>736115683Are you guys fucking stuck in a gas leak or something? I'm not defneding shit and I'm not even planning to watch this shit either.Not my fault you guys have your own heads shoved up your asses so deep you never see how this always happens in regards to critics.Fuck all of you niggers.
>>736115928For starters, Nintendo would have to actually announce a new 3D Mario considering it’s been a decade since Odyssey came out.
>>736113541Imagine making a movie so bad that people stab themselves.
>>736106056I want to FUCK Yoshi
>>736114395
>>736106056Nintendo sacrificed a new 3D Mario game for this.
>>736116015The problem is that we don’t know what that game will be like at all. It could end up alienating a lot of people that grew up with the original.
>>736115928By taking the movies away from Illumination
>>736106056>Star Fox has more screentime than FUCKING ROSALINAWho's the retard that greenlight this shit???
>>736116063I don't have to imagine.The film's called Hop, featuring X-Men and Sonic star James Marsden.Hop was also made by Illumination by the way.
>>736116102Tendies are bad, but Reddit Tendies are the pits of hell
>>736116169I don't know but I'm positive that they're a furry.
>>736112436For me, this was the Perfect Peach.
>>736116102Go back.
>Galaxy movie>throw in Piantas, Birdo, Wart, the Super Scope, Star Fox, the sand kingdom and T-rex from Odyssey, baby Mario and Baby Luigi, the frog suit from 3, the drill mushroom and wonder powers from Wonder, the penguin suit from NSMB, King Boo's Dark Moon design, and the carnival from 3D World
>>736116102Genuinely, what causes someone to stoop to this level of brand worship? And why do they lack self-awareness? Do they not see how embarrassing it makes them look?
>>736116169Wtf, why even call this the Mario Galaxy Movie
>>736116226Take Me Fucking Back
>>736115892
>>736116201YouTuber tendies are in a space below hell that even satan is disgusted by.
>>736116169Excellent, Galaxy is shit and so is Brie. Still not watching.
>>736116267>Anon would jump off a cliff if a reviewer rated it 5/5
>>736116132As much as I adore OoT, I kinda want to seethe fallout if this is a disaster. Like, imagine if it's a full $70 game but ends at the Temple of Time. And then the second half of the game with Adult Link is another $70.
>>736116267Anon, they air their opinions on the internet for all to see, a lack of self awareness is a given for everyone here.
Let’s be real here. This movie isn’t for critics. It’s for kids and die-hard Nintendo fans, nothing in between. It’s for the adults who will start clapping when Wart or Fox is on the screen, and the kids that laugh because Yoshi did something silly.
>>736116015No, it's their "we need synergy for a stupid faggot movie sony will botch" button. Nintendo historically thinks very little of OoT and MM.
>>736116428faster
>>736116404I have this weird feeling Squeenix hurt you very badly.
>>736116226>>736116351Seethe harder, Iwatasnoy.
>>736116428So exactly its target audience?Holy shit why dont more movies do this?
>>736115454b-b-b-but Brie is cute!! just look at her recent videos shes nice now right??
>>736116136Tbh the despicable me movies are ok, which leads me to believe that miyamoto us the retard that is ruining everything.
>>736115913Source on FE being delayed? Was that from the same rumor dump claiming OoT Remake and Star Fox?
>>736116513>Holy shit why dont more movies do this?Because they care more about impressing 100 reviewers than millions of customers.
>>736116454Add sonic fans and tendies
>>736116539The Mario movies aren't written by the Despicable peopleIt's literally the guy who exclusively did Minions
>>736116428>This movie isn’t for criticsNo Movie is suppose to be for critics. There wouldn't be a point to critics otherwise.
Imagine caving every snoy and Sonicfag's skull in with a sledgehammer.Haha.
>>736116486
>>736106056Watching or playing a Mario game for its story ever. LMAO!
>>736116428It's literally memberberries for people that grew up playing Nintendo games and their games. >member wart?>member birdo?>member star fox?
>>736116624One Battle After Another was 100% made for critics.
>>736112416>>736113541>Disappointing>TorturousIt's more of the same toddler trash that the last one was. Did Illumination forgot to pay the reviews this time?
>>736106939
>>736116428The 80s movie was for kids too. Are you going to defend that?
I just wanna see all the funny yoshi art that spawns from it haha
>>736106056I'm just here to watch a glorified toy commercial and laugh a few times. The first one also had mid reviews.
>>736116730I’m never going to defend that movie because it wasn’t made for die-hard Nintendo fans. It was just for kids. Nintendo products need to be for both adult fans and kids.
OOF! MAMA F*CKER
>>73611682546% isn't bad desu
Dogshit for Reddit-brained retards confirmed
>>736106056I stood up and clapped when they referenced the things from my childhood.
This entire thread only proves that Snoys are the worst fanbase in video games. Go fuck yourselves.
I'm legit hoping that the Star Fox movie will be better. They don't have any nostalgia bait to use this time aside from Barrel Roll and some competitive Smash references, if they even want to acknowledge that.
>>736116825>snoys think 46% is a bad score now
>>736116825its 44 now lol
>>736116918Fox was the best part in Mario's movie
>>736106056I fucking hate these movies, I hate Brie Larson, I hate homosexuality and Nintendo fans like you wouldnt believe BUT even I understand these movies are for kids, yes even the kids deserve quality but these generations are turbo autistic and they are ok with a flashy movie with pretty colors, just like that new superman movie,they are made for fucking raping your brain
>>736116876My cat does the same thing
ok but what did the pedophiles think of this movie?
>>736106056I have no doubt it is a 6/10 at best, but I still don't care what a reviewer says
>>736117017I haven't even seen anyone talk about how they characterize fox in the reviews.
Wew lad its going to ne hilarious this weekend seeing the hoops Tendies jump to defend this slop
>>736116918If they couldn't even make a coherent movie out of a mario game, not even after they got all the general origin lore established in the first movie, giving them more room to actually polish a decent plot, what makes you think they'll succeed in doing a starfox movie, something has even less material to work with than Mario does?
If you're actually feeling validated by some English major faggot writing a bad review about a child's movie based on a video game you should kill yourself
>>736117128*be
>>736117128This is going to print Nintendo's millions in revenue. You're free to keep seething though.
Nintenbros......I don't feel so good
>shit movie is shit>NOOOOO YOU'RE ERIC / SONIC / SNOYS
>>736116185kek i saw that when it came out and forgot about it the next dayyou are the first person to ever mention it in like fifteen years
>>736117128xDDXD UPVOTED MY FELLOW SNOY SHITPOSTER!!
>>736116710Imagine if they actually fuck up the star fox movie, even though it’s as easy as stitching together the best moments from 64.
>>736116960What about 42?
How many great games could have been funded if Nintendo didn’t invest in movies and theme parks?
>>736106056This thread was made by Eric. He's a snoy and a massive GameCube fanboy that's been spamming /v/ with anti-Nintendo pedaling for a good decade. He's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Sonic CrossWorlds is better than MK World, it's Eric. If you see the same posts sucking Iwata's dick, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.He's also a massive Ocarina of Time fanboy that was so buckbroken by BoTW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and reverse the damage against him.
>>736116960If a Sony brand movie or game got a 46% then Tendies would be making a new thread every 10 minutes.
>>736117373HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>736106056Didn't we just shit on IGN for giving Crimson Desert a mediocre score?
>>736117395Likely less because Miyamoto would be back in the office flipping the tables of a bunch of games in progress and fucking them up.
>>736117395You forgot their $100 alarm clock and $150 literal baby toys
>>736106056Didn’t critics call she-hulk a masterpiece? Why should I care about what some college failure journo trying to feel important thinks about a movie that he doesn’t even resonate with and will take at face value?
>>736117238Nobody was talking about money, we're talking about quality.Are the two the same in the eyes of tendies? Best-selling titles are automatically "masterpiece" status?
>>736117373Can We get Much Lower!! (So Looooow!!)
>>736117413Reminder: Sony's making the Zelda movie. Nintendofags can't play the MUH SNOY card against critics.
>>736117401>He's also a massive Ocarina of Time fanboyGood thing he's getting a remake of it this holiday then!
>>736117401Imagine hating the GameCube so much you have to make up a Sony boogeyman in order to explain the love for it.
>>736117494>we're talking about quality.not a single video game movie is good
>>736117373Let's shoot for 30 Nintenbrothers!
>>736106260could be the reason Mario as a whole is a shit franchise for faggots and kids
>>736106056Brie Larson is in it right? it was doomed
>>736117528>Sony's making the Zelda movie.So /v/ can't criticize it?
How hard are snoys and Sonicsnoys going to seethe when this ends up breaking sales records again?Nintendo always wins in the end regardless.
>>736116428>It’s for kids and die-hard Nintendo fansNo it's not. No one working on this film is either of those.
Sounds like Nintendo and Illumination understands that you shouldn't abandon the audience that you have to appease movie reviewers. I'm going to watch it once it gets a torrent.https://www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/the-super-mario-galaxy-movie-review-3343528/
>>736117550I feel like everyone is wrong about the remake, I think they are reimagining super Mario 64 instead.
Do critics really expect a compelling and deep story from a Mario movie? It's going to be a bunch of callbacks and jokes that makes normies laugh. I enjoyed the previous Mario movie even if it wasn't particularly good
>>736117571>the one making Mario Movie seethe threads is a GameCube snoyNot even surprised.
Im going to see this movie in a couple of days, but i have no high expectations for it. I love the Real Mario Movie more than Nintendos Mario Movie. It was more fun to see both Mario and Luigi doing dumb shit and luigi breaking marios real fingers on the van door in the real movie.
>The story doesn't matter if it's MarioPeople say this even though the games have consistent lore and build off each other. Super Mario 64 directly follows Super Mario World, which couldn't have happened without the events of Super Mario Bros. 3. What is Star Power, for instance? SM64 teaches us that it's magic energy and can basically conjure up pocket dimensions. SMS shows that not only can this force take different shapes, they synergize with each other, as evident by the big shine sprite's defacement in Delfino Plaza. SMG is often treated as the one mainline Mario game with an actual story, but what nobody ever brings up is that Lumas are like sentient building blocks for the universe. This is a crazy implication, you literally talk with the primordial beings responsible for the land you walk on in the games. And they're not even that smart, they're little babies that squeak and laugh and eat star bits like candy.I'm rambling but the point is, when you talk about Mario's story and lore as it is shown without making up headcanons, it reveals itself to be pretty rich, far more than the fandom or even Nintendo is willing to admit.Don't even get me started on Subcon, man.
>>736117715The movie should at least be entertaining
>>736117480Not to mention this is fucking IGN that /v/ clowns on all the time.
>>736117675The movie literally has Mouser in it. How is it not for Nintendo autists?
>>736117657When did it become about sales count and not good products with you faggots? The Wii U was sucked off despite selling like shit because it had the games but now just selling is enough apparently, doesn't matter if they shit out 6/10s like prime 4
>>736117373>LET'S SHOOT FOR 40!
>>736117550OOTsnoys (including Eric) are going to seethe at the OOT remake because anything related to what they deem "modern Nintendo" makes them mald. Hell, they're already seething at the leaks of it.
Reminder the first Mario movie got terrible critic scores too, but had amazing fan/user scores and was the highest grossing video game movie of all time.
>>736117593Nice goalpost shift. Here, you said >>736117238>This is going to print Nintendo's millions in revenue. You're free to keep seething though.Nobody is seething about how much the film will make, although I'm sure morons who don't understand how Hollywood works will whine about it in the coming hours and days.The point I'm making is that quality is divorced from profitability.However now you're saying:>not a single video game movie is goodSo you admit that you don't think the movie is going to be good? Why are you defending Nintendo and calling people who are talking about the film quality as "seethers" then? Are you trolling?
>>736108589He's a plumber, the archetypical working man, an average joe put in an extraordinary circumstance.
BUHUHUHUH I GUESS WOMEN REALLY WAS STRONG MOMMY>that’s right son now eat your slopcorn
>>736117839>6/10s like prime 4Oh fuck off, Eric.
>>736117839>When did it become about sales count and not good products with you faggots?>conveniently ignores all the threads up right now talking about how Sonic Crossworlds is still selling
>>736117813Is Mario 2 that obscure of a game? It’s pretty easy to access with nso and the game itself added a lot to the Mario roster.
>>736117798They have paper thin lore for the most part, but that's less important than the overall atmosphere and feeling of it. Mario has a distinct flavor that the movies completely fail to capture, they just feel like generic Pixar schlock where every character is a stereotype voice by a lame celebrity.
>>736117930Nobody said that game is selling better just that its the more discussed game on /v/
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE [REDACTED]
>>736106847>Knuckles and the Jews?That kinda shit's so bizarre it loops around into becoming sovlfvl. Nintendo wishes it had the balls to produce Wario's hanukkah spectacular.
>>736113541honestly impressive that there isnt a single mostly positive review yet, 3/5 is the best it got so far out of over 100 aggravated reviewsyou would expect there would be at lest a single nintendo fantic that would like itit has to be truly abysmal
>>736106056Fuck off.
>>736117373STOP THE COUNT
>>736106260That's a bad argument. Mario games don't need a story because they rely on the gameplay and whimsical setting. A good movie needs to rely on a story.
>>736118045If anything the first movie failed simply because it couldn't logically connect areas in the Mushroom Kingdom together. Too focused on the isekai plotline to make the world feel like it exists in space. Galaxy is in space (duh) so it doesn't even have to attempt to make sense of anything's location. Say what you will about Mario but nearly every place you visit in the games feels lived-in, even the abstract battle tracks in the kart games.
>>736118134>sovlfvl.Sure.
>>736118134Also, the echidnas were pieces of shit who were wiped out for being greedy pieces of shit, so the comparison is actually chudcore.
>>736106347>there are people expecting a MOVIE to expand on story compared to a video gameYes.
>>736118204Plenty of great movies don't even have a story you dumb fuck lmao
>>736118210>Say what you will about Mario but nearly every place you visit in the games feels lived-inYeah I'm sure Peach's Castle which is just a bunch of rooms with paintings and literally no furniture / kitchen / bathroom / bedroom is "lived in".
>>736118216Atleast they learned and cut this bitches screen time
>>736118210>Say what you will about Mario but nearly every place you visit in the games feels lived-inIronically this stopped being the case starting with Galaxy, at least in the 3D games.
>reported this thread twice in the past hour and it's still upDid Snoy fucking buy /v/ or something?
Who the fuck cares? Were you expecting groundbreaking kino? It's a fucking Mario movie. Me and the kids got 4 IMAX tickets to this shit already. Me and about 10 million other people.
>>736117373>When that bing bing don't wahoo
>>736118289you lost and got raped! heheh gottem
>>736118289Reported for what? Honest critic reviews?
>>736118273Anon... If you knew anything about the games you'd know that Peach literally moves her castle frequently, to the point of making fake ones. Also in Paper Mario the castle is literally full of people, furniture, it's even next to a bustling town.
>>736113018Over animated.
>>736118289Keep crying Tendie, your movie is Slop
And of course Nintendeen's RTing Tweets about the low scores like the pathetic fuck he is
>>736118410So you're saying the SM64 castle was fake? Source?
>>736118210Only sunshine really attempted this, and it was to the detriment of everything g else. All I want is humor that matches the rpgs, yet I don’t think there is a single funny joke in the first movie.
>>736114858I'm gonna fucking murder you.
>>736115895Sony is a Californian companyHOWEVERthis movie is also complete dogshit just like the first
>>736106143billy? chudwe're looking at the first 1 trilly movie
>>736106056I don't get it. It sounds like the first one. I thought /v/ liked that one
>>736118210>nearly every place you visit in the games feels lived-inThe only places that feels lived-in are Isle Delfino and Toad Town from Paper Mario 64. Peach's Castle is a void in the middle of nowhere. The Galaxy games consider giant oversized objects to be full galaxies instead of planets and they're all just there with generic video game stuff to make Mario move to the next. The Sprixie Kingdom is just a random assortment of levels. 90% of Odyssey's worlds are floating above nothing. Lake Lapcat is some bizarre body of water in a portal that sprouts building blocks to walk on. Even Rogueport doesn't feel complete.
>>736118464I want her to NTR me.
>>736118468He's full of bullshit since Peach invites him in for cake in the ending, but there's no kitchen and dining room.
>>736118410Post proof of the fake castle shit.
>>736118506>I thought /v/ liked that oneit was slop but it was funslop (only watchable if you're high)
>>736106056im gonna watch this with me mum. she loved the first one since it was a boomer nostalgiafest but i doubt she'll enjoy this one just as much. seems to be targeted at zillennials. there's a metroid prime reference in there, apparently
>>736118458He has to pay child support somehow, dude (yes, he is divorced)
>>736118410Paper Mario is the story book representation of Mario's world, using it as a site for actual Geography of the Mushroom Kingdom is insanely retarded.
>>736118549>""""cake""""sure
Collecting all info I know from the movie so I dn't have to see it>The opening scene is Rosalina getting kidnapped by Bowser Jr. and she stays kidnapped the entire movie (weird as Rosalina is literally the only Princess who's never been kidnapped)>Fox McCloud is from another universe, got seperated from his team and they meet him half way through the movie, apparently he has a significant role (and they tease various universes can be traversed so incoming Smash)>Rosalina is Peach's long-lost older sister (WTF)>Bowser turns into Dry Bowser by the end of the film>First stinger is Fox going back to his universe>Second stinger is DaisyAnything else?
>>736118286Eh, it's forgiveable when you consider they're not really galaxies, just clusters of satellites that are close to collapsing in on themselves. It's not designed to make sense, Bowser is distorting space and time by moving to the center of the universe and this is reflected in how black holes just prop up randomly.
>>736118576The proof is up his asshole, you’ll need a toilet
>NOOOOOOO YOU DON'T GET IT>THE MOVIE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SHIT>IT'S FOR MARIO FANS NOT CRITICS>VIDEO GAME MOVIES DON'T NEED A GOOD STORY OR CHARACTERS>WE JUST NEED REFERENCES>BING BING WAHOOMeanwhile Sonic 3 is sitting at an 86/95 split on RT.
>>736118604Wait is he really? Or are you shit posting
Eric won. He can't stop winning this year. Even Pokopia is already forgotten despite tendies claiming it was the switch 2 system seller saving the stocks
>>736118650>The opening scene is Rosalina getting kidnapped by Bowser Jr. and she stays kidnapped the entire movie (weird as Rosalina is literally the only Princess who's never been kidnapped)new official mario lore just dropped Pog
>>736106260It's a video game series. They're not played for the plot.
>>736117906>Nobody is seething about how much the film will make, although I'm sure morons who don't understand how Hollywood works will whine about it in the coming hours and days.NTA But i understand perfectly well, the reason we whine about it is because we hate that this is the kind of film that makes crazy money, Im not seething because I "dont understand" it
>>736118649I knew you were going to make that joke, but there's no bedroom either.
Molten light from the lava pits outside cast flickering shadows across the obsidian floors of Bowser’s bedchamber. The King of Koopas stood at the foot of his massive, circular bed, his scales shimmering like wet coal. Peach reclined on the crimson sheets, her pink gown discarded in a silken heap, while Rosalina drifted nearby, her starlight aura dimming in the oppressive heat. "I've spent years chasing you, Peach," Bowser growled, his voice a tectonic grind. "But tonight, the galaxy comes to me." "Stop talking and take what you've wanted," Peach countered, her legs parting to reveal her swollen, glistening slit. Rosalina’s fingers traced the sharp ridges of Bowser’s shell. "Is the sun truly as hot as they say, Bowser?" He didn't answer with words. He lunged forward, his massive cock throbbing, a deep purple vein pulsing along the heavy length. Peach gasped as he positioned the flared head at her entrance, the shlicking sound of her natural lubrication meeting his pre-cum filling the silence. With a heavy thrust, he buried his thickness inside her. Peach’s eyes rolled back, her cervix taking the brunt of his overzealous momentum. "Gods, you're huge," Peach choked out, her hands clawing at his thick forearms. Rosalina moved behind him, her cool breasts pressing against his heated back. She reached around, her lithe fingers finding his heavy balls and squeezing. Bowser roared, the sound echoing off the stone walls. He pulled out of Peach with a wet pop and turned, shoving Rosalina down. He entered her with a single, brutal lunge, the squelch of her pussy stretching to accommodate him as air hissed out of her orifice from the force.
>>736118691my FUARKING HERO Sonic flossing on those tendies
>>736111827Anon, normies being able to see Link, Zelda, Pokemon and whatever in a movie together will hit harder than crack in black communities back in the day. It will be the highest grossing animated movie of all time just from that alone. Prepare yourself for this, we're gonna be in for another 20 years of every movie company trying to make another shitty MCU style series, and you BEST believe Sony will be first to try and copy Nintendo again and it will bomb, again, just like PASB did, because they don't know why it was successful to begin with and did it too late.
This movie is a clusterfuck
>>736118691And what's the revenue?
>>736118719YesThe Switch 2 his kids "bought for him" is actually the Switch 2 he pre-ordered and gave to them before whatever happened with his wife
>>736118650>Peach, who is known for being kidnapped constantly, is practically never allowed to be saved or even in the slightest bit of distress save the very end so Mario and Luigi have something to do>Rosalina is kidnapped despite being the one who never is in the gamesIf true I guess whoever went so hard on girlboss Peach is laser-focused on Peach and doesn't give a shit about Rosalina
I don't get why these movies give Snoys such melties, is it because Sony has never had a good adaptation for anything?
>>736118691Sonic 2 was one of the worst movies I've ever seen so I don't trust any critics when it comes to gaming movies
>Rosalina show up less than FoxFuck this shit movie
>>736113518The first movie got bad reviews too and most people thought it was an average film at best
It'll make a billion dollars anyway won't it...?
Any movie that has more than a single plotline is automatically terribleYes this does make it very difficult for me to watch most moviesI do not like many
>>736118832But where did he say he got a divorce?
>>736118539>>736118576The SM64 castle was indeed fake, and this is evident in how the courtyard doesn't actually exist outside of it. The castle is a pocket dimension created by Bowser to entrap Mario, and we know this because the letter he receives at the beginning wasn't actually from Peach. In the game's story, he literally traveled up from the dark world through a hole into the castle to claim it as his own. You only find the submarine he uses INSIDE of one of the paintings. And if you go underneath the castle after draining the moat, you're transported somewhere else.
>Rosalina is Peach's sisterI know Mario lore is a meme, but how credible is this claim based on the actual games?
>>736119000Let me guess, 12 angry men is your favorite movie?
>>736106505Good move to only use Peach since that character is already ruined. No point in ruining Rosalina or Daisy as well.
>>736106056You knew what literally everyone else predicted based on the first movie? Bravo anon, bravo.
>>736118958Yep
>>736118691Sonic 3 was mid thoughbeit.
>>736119081Zero, Peach is an earthling, Roser is an alien.
>>736117593Iron Lung just received rave reviews this year.
>>736119070How retarded is Mario that he doesn’t remember where peaches castle is?
If you think this is bad just wait until the zelda movie flopssony will find every way to sabotage it
>>736118850You say that as if nintendo has, which the scores would show they have not
>>736117373Suddenly, meta scores don't matter anymore
>>736118850It’s not Snoys it’s Eric
>>736119141Rosalina is also an earthling, rewatch the storybook segments.
>>736119081And just when I thought this movie couldn't get anymore clustered wtf are these plot lines lmao
>>736119207My opinion as a Mario fan matters more than some jew writing shitty reviews for a newspaper
>>736119056am i retarded or is nintendeen retarded?
>>736119170It's possible that the pipe he used in the intro of the game was effectively re-routed to Bowser's creation. Keep in mind the few times you use a pipe in SM64 are mostly to enter the Bowser fights. The one exception as far as I'm aware is Tiny Huge Island where it reverses the sizes. But I might be forgetting one.
>>736119314why not both?
>>736119270Who tf is Eric? Jesus Christ Schizo, the movie is ass except it
>>736119357Accept*
Should we do a /v/ watch night of the pirated version?
>>736118691It's much easier to make movies based on games that feature actual stories with characters that have actual personalities.
>>736119479>>736118216
>>736119479It also helps when you rather faithfully adapt the story in a way that it feels like a love letter to the original, rather than SOLELY riding its iconography for the sake of memberberry dopamine.
>>736118691Just goes to show that Sega does what Nintendon't
>>736106780Yeah they waited like 25 years to make a new mario movie and failed on every fucking point. Make Mario save Peach who got kidnapped and everybody would be happy. Instead they not only made her a girlboss but she was way more capable than Mario, he didn't even fully get through the obstacle course.They didn't even go with "Mario can jump super high because humans get that super power in mushroom kingdom" so kids would think he is at least a little special. Terrible movie.
>>736119583Nothing about the Sonic movies is faithful to the games. Sonic 1 is total OC nonsense, the 2nd one is mildly better but still bad. The 3rd one is the first and only time they tried something faithful and they still ruined most of it with Jim Carrey's nonsense.The Mario movies are fucking terrible, but I will never pretend the Sonic movies are good.
>>736119510You don’t understand, the reason stories in sonic games suck is that black women are underrepresented. This fixed the problem while also adding body positivity.
>>736119686Good thing the post was talking about Sonic 3, which is why I even brought up that point to begin with!
Mario movie looks like tik tok slop
>>736119667You are 40 years old.
Nintendo partnered with the cg animation studio equivalent of a design by committee AAA studio. What did anyone expect?
>>736119667It's a rule in Hollywood that a woman can never be weaker than a man. She can never lose to a man in a fight or competition. She can never be indebted to a man without being tricked or deceived into it.
>>736119479>>736119583Is the joke here that they completely fucked up Adventure 2's plot by fucking up GUNS original, changing Maria's death, making Gerald the Grinch, removing the Biolizard and anything involving its creation, changing Eggman infiltrating with a mech into a lolsorandumb laser dance scene, and having Live and Learn play for a few minutes as Sonic and Shadow take down generic robots before a hard cut to Jim Carrey fighting himself with a wacky scorpion tail?
>ERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERICERIC!!!>NINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENSEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENNINTENDEENN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>SNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOYSNOY!!
>>736119798And yet he's still right
>>736119798Not an argument. Mario 1 explains that the blocks you walk across are trapped souls, in the movie they're just assets that float in empty space for no reason and are apparently used for recreational obstacle courses. It's lazy.
>>736106056>trusting IGNAnon, these are the same people who gave Mario Galaxy and Sonic 3 a weak 6 and gave Snow White live-action a fucking 7. Stop clowning around.
>>736119686Sonic people aren’t retarded like Mario fans, we know and don’t care that none of the games are connected, it doesn’t matter as much as the go fast gameplay
>>736119856Isnt that just a mary sue?
>>736119938Neither of these scores are wrong.
>>736119879>>736119943>instant gigameltdown over being called outKWABOOTY
Never thought I'd see Nintendo fags go this far to defend slop
>>736119943>Sonic people aren’t retarded like Mario fansthe fact that Sonic fans praise the IDW comics proves otherwise
>>736119798Yeah and he's been around to know more than you. Sit down and listen to your better, kiddo.
>>736120016Yes, if I was braindead. How is the IGN boot tasting like, hmm?
>>736120016Bro Snow White is arguably a 0She’s literally a brown person. Snow -White-
>>736120108I don't need anyone to tell me Sonic and Mario movies are niggershit. >>736120115And Princess Peach and Amy are the heroes.
>>736106056This movie takes place a year after the September 11th terrorist attack. I bring this up because it radically altered the culture of the time, in ways that make this movie feel exceptionally IGNORANT of the time
>>736120271>Peach and AmyOh yes the classic "if the girl is actually fighting for herself and not being a damsel in distress for the millionth time then it is the end of the world for me". I've seen this before.
wow
... So... Was the post credits scene a smash tease or not?
>>736120456who cares. the entire movie is just one big ad
>>736120405You should have, given it's a concensus and the bare minimum neither of these niggershit movies for spastic browns could do.
GODnic wins again.
>>736118590>That one is funslop this one was slopslop.i hate this website man.
>>736120415FUCKING KEK, OHHHHH ITS BAD
New numbers start dropping at midnight EST. Look for Tuesday night theater showings and how they're performing to see how the 5 day weekend will perform.
>>736120456Lol nope
>Fox has more screentime than RosalinaLow-key based.
>>736118650Luigi steals Jr's paintbrush during a fight and draws Mr. Game and Watch, who comes to life and attacks Jr with his literal fucking Smash Bros moveset.
>>736108042>>736108254I had to check if it was real but I wasn't expecting this holy fuck
https://x.com/TheWrap/status/2039082245873606882Game Over Mario....
>>736118351So if the mario movie was a "groundbreaking kino" movie, you'd be like>NOOOO ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A LOW-BROW KEY-JANGLING COMMERCIAL!!!11??
>>736120456It's Daisy. That's it. It's just fucking Daisy.She doesn't even say anything, just like the Amy reveal in Sonic 3.
>>736120958This shit was named Mario Galaxy just for the fun of it
>>736106056AWWWWW no nintendo bonus in the movie industrie sooo sad.
>>736120415>>736120958KEEEEEEK
>>736120415MARIOBROS I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
Snoys need to be killed, holy shit.
>>736121020>>736121019>>736120958Nice sametrannying.
I knew it was going to be shit the instant they revealed it was called The Super Mario Galaxy Movie yet Yoshi was being introduced for the first time
>>736121093i present to you the mind of a hurt schizoid nintentoddler
>>736121082>>736121093>one (You)i bought a switch 2 to play a game that isn't even announced yeti'm allowed to think it's hilarious that this movie is reviewing like shit as it deserves to
>>736121215Tale as old as timeTendies are known for their tantrums, especially when mom burns their microwave dinners and makes the whole trailer smell of burnt plastic
>>736121215>>736121232>>736121315Good job proving me right, Eric.
>>736106056Does Charles Martinet do a bing bing wahoo voice cameo like the first movie?
>>736121382He's not in it
>>736121075Lmao
>>736121014That's the worst part, just call it Mario movie 2 if it has almost nothing to do with Galaxy or Rosalina. Fucking Star Fox has more screen time according to people who saw it
>>736121382Nope, any amount of Soul is gone in this movie
>>736120456They intentionally focus on Fox in the first post credit scene to make you think something big is about to be revealed... only for Toad to pop out and say DO A BARREL ROLL lmao
>>736120017Any reaction or lack thereof on "Eric's" part after getting "called out" would have been a vindication of the accusation in your eyes, hence the image that anon used.
>>736120456Toad says the epic Starfox meme phrase. That's your big reveal. Did you rike it?
>>736106056It's Mariover
>>736112449My point is you shouldn't listen to journalists for video game opinions either. Literally anyone can do their job, hell AI could do their job and probably is already. They're all bought & paid for so the score is never authentic I don't understand why anyone would ever take it seriously.
>>736121567>>736121615see >>736121376
bump
>>736121382Charles isn't in the movie at all. Not even to voice the random Piantas they threw in.
>>736121587Lmfao wow
>>736121315>Tendies are known for their tantrums, especially when mom burns their microwave dinners and makes the whole trailer smell of burnt plasticprojection much?
>>736121759trump
>>736121082I'm sorry you're upset, but maybe through this failure Nintendo can re-prioritize making actually good games again?
So can we expect day 1 cams, I ain't paying to watch this.
>>736121707Anon you got proven wrong with literal picture evidence.. maybe calm down your fanboy rage a bit, its just a movie and not every industry has a Nintendo bonus.
Can’t something be both good and an advertisement? Detective pikachu wasn’t great, but it was at least a cohesive story with a message. Hell, every Pokémon movie is an advertisement yet got down the basics of a functional story.
>But, but it's a kids movieThen don't take your adult ass to go see this shit movie>But I have kidsSurrrrrre you do Tendie
>>736122025>Detective pikachu wasn’t great, but it was at least a cohesive story with a messageThey somehow managed to fuck up the game's plot.
>>736121819>being this retarded
>>736122006>>736121819>>736122052You lost and got raped ;)And no, a screenshot isn't proof.
>>736111338>That bowser voice
>>736121315and here continuing from >>736121215 the second journey in the mind of a Schizoid Nintentoddler angry that his toy commercial got rated honestly.
>>736121442>>736121507>>736121780So much for being the official Mario ambassador.
MarioBros I'm so fucking livid right now its unreal
>>736122095anon.. please seek help
>>736122132>>736122174You lost, Eric ;)
>>736106056I can't believe people expected a smash movie from this
>>736122095:( anon you are not well... you are having a mental health episode caused by the trauma of witnessing you favorite companies toy commercial getting bad reviews.
>>736122228Tendies keep losing
>>736122213>>736122298>>736122319Eric, that cope flopped.
>>736122228mario galaxy was kinda the last somewhat good mario game i can remember (astro bot was amazing but thats not nintendo) so i expected something really good.
>>736122165That title is literally just a fancy way to say he'll be at conventions.
Eric, Eric the GameCube fanboy.Seethes at the Switch, behaves like a snoy.Pretends Nintendo's flop era was good,And that broken trash like Melee was "misunderstood"Mindbroken by the Switch 2's success,He will suck Iwata's dick in excess
>>736122364I feel so bad for him
>>736122524Why is Eric so mentally ill?
>>736122524soul
>>736122524This is how I picture every Tendie looks and acts like
>>736122610Eric, why are you samefagging?
>>736122524Somehow, I get the feeling that Charles was glad to retire from the role.
>>736121798>projection much?
>>736122816>snoys are literally calling for their mommies about nintendoGODS calling them subhuman snoysKWABOOTY
>ign also gave crimson desert a 6so this too is confirmed kino??
>>736121075>I WAS WALKING AROUND, WHEN I SAWR CROOKED MARIO>AND I SAWR WHAT HE DID>AND HE TOOK A DUMP AT THE McDONALD'S BATHROOM>IT WAS SO SICK, AND SO BAD, THAT I NEARLY PUKED
Sonic Won
>>736122879
>>736119935>Mario 1 explains that the blocks you walk across are trapped souls>expects some shizo rambling from the shitty manual to be the real game loremario is literally bing bing wahoo, anyone who connected deeply with the fucking "Mario 1 story" must hang himself, what the actual fuck
>>736123217>>736123243>Eric actually thinks his retarded pics prove anythingKWABOOTY
>>736123243>one bad mario movie means nintendo is going bankruptWhy are we pretending like this film isn't going to make a shit ton of money, just like the first did?
>>736122356Not mention did people not learn what happened with Ready Player One, that movie was a shitshow
>>736123349Because that guy (named Eric) is a mentally ill and deranged snoy who actually thinks that.
>>736123217Based
>>736123243kek
The movie isn't for you, snoys. It's for us.
>>736123484Nice sametrannying.
>>736112156Why should I? I'm a grown ass man, this shit isn't meant to be marketed towards me you retarded fuck.
>>736123756The game is (nominally) based off a game that came out 20 fucking years ago. You're kidding yourself if you think adults aren't a significant part of their target audience.
>>736123856>You're kidding yourself if you think adults aren't a significant part of their target audience.Those so called adults are manchildren like yourself who couldn't reject Nintendos brain parasite. You'll eat this slop regardless of its quality and they know that.
>>736112272>I don't have standards because I care more about my favorite company making as much money as possible than I do about quality for myself or for kids
>Mario Movie going to make another vidya billion with a 98% audience score while eclipsing the Sonic shit easily>Sonic shills have to run to the movies for a single category and STILL fear Mario's massive box office since their games keep losing to mario in both sales and reviews.Another Mario win. Snoys lost too.
>>736123451
>the movie's very clearly failing on the quality front so Nintendofags have to go with Appeal to Revenue now
