> Game has delicious food
>>736109031I'm not sure if this thread is a shitpost or not but the stew in KCD2 genuinely always makes me want to also eat stew when I have Henry eat some
>>736109031There nothing more recomforting than a hearty bowl of sloppa (not to be mistaken with slop) after a hard day of labour.
the hands of a gay man doing what it does best
>>736109031YOU ALREADY OVERATEwatch your calories
>>736109438Baked beans aren't sloppa.
>>736109031It kind of looks okay but then you realize that it's mainly old porridge, random vegetables that are in season (some of them might've been rotten) and barely some mystery meat. Probably no seasoning either.
>>736109686>literal poverty food isn’t sloppaWho’s gonna tell him
>>736110663Home made beans are far from poverty food if you are using proper ingredients, it also takes a lot of time to prepare.If it didn't give me nuclear farts I would eat it more often.
>>736111086AYO DIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
>>736111086>If it didn't give me nuclear fartsimagine
>>736109031This doesn't even look like appetizing stew, it literally looks like someone shit in a bowl.
>>736111086man those look like some succulent beans
Prepare to be mad Mexicans, but pinto beans suck fucking ass. No flavor, no substance, the only thing they are good for is mashing for refried beans, they are the lowest form of bean by and far.
>>736109031>muh delicious fooood look at meeeee I speak like a fucking retaaaaaardkys
>>736109031Capon's cum is better
>>736111086Well, baked beans is still poor people food, it's just been gentrified. Like pork ribs, lobster, or brisket.
>>736109438easily one of the best food scenes everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj7IvC8_HsU
>>736112160I don't get it, every single food in history was at some point "poorfag food".
>>736109031I made some beef stew yesterday. Could've been better but that's what practice is for.
>>736111086farts are a bonus
>there are seriously people here who eat disgusting stomach churning shit like beans
>>736112805*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>736109031I hate food mechanics in games, you often die after not eating for a day or two.It's just dumb and not fun.Fasting should give you bonuses if anything.
>>736113259it's very casualized and braindead, but I kind of like skyrim's approach to food. It's a total nothing burger afterthought that basically only exists for roleplay purposes.If i want to rp and go into a bar and maybe get a steak and some vegetables and a beer, I can do that. Or I can ignore the whole system altogether indefinitely if I just want to grind dungeons for several in-game days.
>>736113259>CDDA>you get scurvy if you don't have a ton of vitamin c every 2 days
>>736113898Really?I haven't played it yet, but I feel I should. Looks like my kind of autism.Still humans are rare in that aspect, I think only guinea pigs and couple other mammals don't synthesize their vitamin C and have to get it from food.
>>736112805you're a fag if you don't eat beenz
>>736115215>enjoys the smell of farts
>>736109438>>736112174I've seen this webm a dozen times but I still don't know, why are they all judging the man so harshly for eating beans?
>>736109438>show up>ask for beans>don't accept 1 serving of beans>threaten inn keeper to give you all his beans>eat all the beans as loudly as possible>eat and drinks like a fucking barberian>gross everyone out with eating habits>steal bounty>say beans were shit>shoot only other two paying customers on the way outWhy was this so kino?
>>736115506>place in the middle of fucking nowhere in a desert>guy comes in absolutely filthy>starts eating a ridiculous amount of food loudly and sloppily>other two dudes sitting nearby are bounty hunters, immediately become suspicious that he's on the run since it's the middle of fucking nowhere and he's clearly very hungry>innkeeper offered him a plate of beans if he could pay for it, but instead he grabs the entire skillet and eats the whole thing himself
>>736109031>Looks like a spoonful of sewage.This a British cuisine simulator?
>>736115312Why do our own farts don't smell bad but if someone else farts it smells awful?How does our own brain filters familiar stimuli to such precision?
>>736109031zamn...this is what whitoids eat?
>>736109031>Kangdom cum
>>736118264Yes, nigger
>Rye bread>Baked beansTell me you need more?No game gave me that comfy feeling.When will we get smell-VR?
>>736111086love dem beans
>>736119543I need some lea and perrins to go with that.
>>736111086>If it didn't give me nuclear farts I would eat it more often.marjoram my dude.
>>736120043Sorry mate those aren't common in slav cuisine. We add smoked meat to our beans that gives it extra flavor. I really wish I could share food over the internet, how is it still not a thing?
>>736120475Anon, I add shitload of Majeranek to Lentil soup it doesn't help. I still fart for whole day straight. It tastes great tho.
Meat stew. looks brown or red. Powers your soul.
>>736122965>Meat stewIngredients>Mystery meat 50% drop from bandits>Carrot>Onions
