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i believe the plot may involve me putting a gun in my mouth
>>736111260Dumbing things down make things sound dumb, yes.You're a worthless faggot, OP. Now leave my fucking board.
>>736111387How it feels to be a jumplet
>>736111260This is the greatest video game story ever told. Nothing comes close. Sony movie slop games wish they could be this kino
>>736111330The dude was saying pretty much what the image in the OP is making fun of.First time playing and I concluded that the dude said nothing.
>>736111316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJ6Sm6drRQ
>>736111330>>736111585>Hold, mage, and listen well... Know that you have set in motion a chain of events that cannot be stopped. Judgment has not been passed, as you had no way of knowing. Judgment will be passed on your actions to come, and how you deal with the dangers ahead of you. This warning is passed to you because the Psijic Order believes in you. You, mage, and you alone, have the potential to prevent disaster. Take great care, and know that the Order is watching.are bethesda writers paid per word? lol
>>736111260>get really good at teleporting and manipulating space with magic>suddenly you're now the arbiters of the game plot for no reason
>>736111387This is just living in any large American city.
kino..
>>736112534It do be like that
>>736111387Can't they just fly like all normal people?
>>736112534This is just fucking solaire but with more retarded dialogue
>>736111330>Listen up chudiggaphobecel, me and the sistas are goin straight to hell!
>>736111260And it was kino.
>>736111260>join mages gui-nope, "college" even if your magic skills are trash>do one training field trip with your class (a dungeon full of draugr wow so unique)>the psijic fucking order appears and deems you a super important special guy who is more powerful and important than everyone else in the collegeGod, Skyrim sucked. Music, atmosphere, some flashy but unpolished effects they didn't bother to use in any future titles, sure, but the rest of the game was such aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass.
>>736114634You know a game is good when it causes this much schizo seethe
>>736114634Quest design wise Oblivion was just as bad a Skyrim if not worse since Oblivion's dungeons are even worse than skyrim's which were already setting the bar near the floor.
>>736111260>Still manages to beat every other elder scrolls and fallout gameTodd wins again
>>736114634blast from the past
>>736114634lol, lmaoOblivion>Go to this cave/ruin/fort>Kill the bandits/skeletons/goblinsSkyrim>Go to this cave/ruin/tomb>Kill the bandits/falmer/draugrIt's the same shit you knuckledragger
>>736114346the point is that from has just been rehashing solaire's questline for like 15 years now
>>736111260But I'm not finished looting the peasants' houses in Bucktown.. this isn't a point of no return is it??
>>736111792Nah, is just the Psijic being faggots of the higher caliber and proving sotha sil and Vanus CHADLERION right>inb4 its eso lore>inb4 they confirmed today that is canon and multiverse as parallel timelines is also canon so codafags are happy because of seasons making all of the chapters and DLC base game now, and blizzdrones are on a full meltdown at their pisscord channels because of that and the midnight leak
>>736112534Zanzibart...forgive me..
>>736112534This reads like chatGPT, fromsoft dialogue doesn’t really use obscure meme language Oh yes... Tarnished, are we? Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Ring, hmm?Of course you have. No shame in it.Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.Without guidance, without the strength of runes, and without an invitation to the Roundtable Hold...You are fated, it seems, to die in obscurityThe most peculiar word use here, is ironically, obscurity. Where’s the equivalent to “Tarnivorous”. You can also see the dialogue says “you” and not “thou”. Do ESLs really see any English dialogue that isn’t marvel tier and think it’s obtuse meme vernacular
>>736111260Yes Skyrim did suck.
>>736116705It's a joke you autist
>>736112534If there's ever an NPC called Zanzibart in a souls game, people are going to go insane.
>>736116823ESL spotted
>>736116903Would be pretty funny, almost as funny as a Borderlands writer successfully critiquing someone else's writing.
>>736117073nigger detected
>>736112534This perfectly describes the average fromsoft sidequest kek.>>736116705Uh oh...butthurt melty detected. Cringe.
>>736116903No but "Myrmidon of Loss" is taken from the Myrmidons who were Achilles's soldiers in the Illiad.
>>736111260,
>>736111387>Literal jeetsGod the Dunmer are gross
>>736111775God tier
