>Peach and Rosalina are long lost sisters nowMiyamoto approved this btw
>mario "lore"Who cares? Watching you fags flip out about Bananza ruining the timeline was hilarious.
>>736113416>Mario and Peach gave birth to Peach's sisterWouldn't that mean Mario is Peach's dad?
Miyamoto has been senile for a long time.He just approves of anything that's presented to him.
>>736113610Luigi was her dad in the game tho.
>>736113502Lore being unimportant isn't an excuse to make retarded and unnecessary changes to it
>>736113416LMFAOOOOO this movie is a train wreck
>>736113416The movies aren't canon
>>736113416>you now remember that Cranky is now officially Donkey Kong's dad despite years prior establishing he was his grandfather
It's only just Mario. It's not like a JRPG where the character and lore matters. Same way with a zelda game, who cares what link or zelda have to say you're just there for a guy in a green suit to run around.
>>736113760Link has not been a self insert for the player in decades. Games since OoT have been very heavy on story and dialogue.
>>736113851Maybe for you. He's just Link. He's just some mute little kid in every game for me.
>>736113416Buddy you're nearly 40 years old, let it fucking go.
>>736113887He also hasn't been mute in decades
>>736113916>Mario """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""LORE"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""LOL
>>736113967No he still is even in TOTK. If he did say anything it was about as important as "I'm here, let's go" or "hyaaaaa" same way that like batman doesn't really have anything important to say. Because it's just "I'll stop you goblin!"
>>736113416Who gives a shit?
>in the geemu, Rosalina had one sibling, a brother>Peach and Rosalina are confirmed siblingsOh Oh no!
>>736113502No you see the character named "Pauline" is secretly a completely different character from the character named "Pauline"
>>736113416what a retarded as fuck change
>>736114102You can clearly see him talking in most of the 3D games and he has dialogue options. He's not mute, you just never hear him.
>>736113416Which one's the younger one?
>No one's bringing up Peach kissing Mario on the cheekcause its based right, you faggot
>>736113416That Peach and Rosaline futa art just got a lot hotter.
SEX WITH SISTERS
>Mario never got laidLOL
Miyamoto would have approved anything because they let him push his fox darling.
>>736113416As a kid I always thought Peach and Daisy were siblings and I discovered they were not only a few years back
>>736113709I don’t see the big deal about that one. Were people that invested in DK Jr. being his own separate character but also never actually appearing again?
>>736114657he gets kissed on the cheek in the movie though
>>736114987Getting kissed on the cheek isn't getting laid. Unless this children's movie shows Mario shooting alfredo sauce out of his pasta noodle into Peach's canoli I will NEVER be satisfied.
>>736114465kek
>>736115103For the average Nintendo fan a kiss on the cheek is basically having sex
>>736114465finally someone says the only thing that matters
>>736115103That's as good as it gets for modern Japanese media. Even married couples don't kiss in most anime.
These Mario Movies just be doing shit
>>736113709He calls DK his son in DK64.
