Reminder the first Mario movie was already bad on top of girl power garbage that completely changed Peach's personalityIf you looked forward to this movie you are retarded. If you still want to watch it and fall for the "le critics hate it so it must be le good" marketing, you are an even bigger retard. There is a lot of propaganda shit Critics gave low scores
It's going to be wildly successful and there's nothing you can do about it.
>expecting a genuine mario movieThe fact the 1980s Mario movie has more substance than these literal ads shows how low the industry has come. You're never going to get a good video game movie as long as the industry is ran by jews who do coke and go fuck children and actresses as a pasttime. Hell, half the voice actors are literal nepostic jews instead of hiring the actual nintendo voice actors that played the characters for ages.So yeah, don't know what people expected.
I'm convinced anyone still screeching about girlboss Peach didn't even watch the first movie>denied by Cranky>Mario has to win over the Kongs>loses the army>immediately surrenders to Bowser>during her attempted escape, she causes the one thing that powers her down>had no way to actually save the prisoners>can do nothing against the Bomber Bill>gets captured again at the endI don't blame you thoughThe movie was shit
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>>736122391Funny thing is that apparently Rosalina is the damsel of the Galaxy movie. Makes it sound like Peach sucked up all the girlboss energy.>>736122604None of this really ever counts against her though. The only point within the movie she really needs to be saved is the ending where she's just standing there for some reason, because Nintendo literally required them to let Mario be the hero.
Thankfully Nintendo doesn’t need it to be good, they just need Redditors to believe it will make them popular and cool if they spend money on it. This has been their strategy since the Wii
>>736122557>the 1980s Mario movie has more substance than these literal ads>marketed itself heavily based on the celebrities chosen>fucking Reebok ad is a plot pointDon't be so disingenuous.
First movie was shit.I'm sure this one will be an abortion.A 2 billion dollar box office abortion.God I hate normalfags so fucking much
Who fucking cares. What is wrong with all of you.
>>736122391>Peach's personalitylmfao, nintendotroons be like >no, not the cartoon empty vessel's personality!
>>736122391>I refused to watch this children's movie because a woman speaks in italright lol
>>736122784Small compared to the modern movies being just hour long ads.
>>736122391>Peach's personalitywhat personality
>>736122604Yeah but she has a seen where she knows the land where she comes from, and Mario doesn't, so she's le woke
>>736122887>being gentle and kind is emptyYou've been fooled hard by feminism, pal.
>>736122808>who cares that The Video Game Icon movie is bad>on the video games board
>>736122950*sceneI need to go to bed
>>736122948Peach has always had a personality, you faggots. Having her act like a man doesn't = personality.
>>736122926I bet you weren't even alive to see all the marketing putting Hopper in the spotlight.
>>736123056I was alive. Kid, actually. And it was a great time.
>>736123039>Having her act like a man doesn't = personalitySo what you're really saying is that Daisy has no personality
>>736122630>Even the main villain simps for PeachYou mean exactly like how Bowser is in the games? I agree that Peach is a little too perfect and not enough like her game counterpart, but you are going a little overboard (though judging from how you love posting pics of Hitler to be “edgy”, that is a given for someone like you)
>>736123148this is a screencap from another thread, you nitpicking faggot.
>>736122954You mean liberal “feminism”, know the difference.
>>736123115Daisy is a tomboy, know the difference. (In fact that the problem with movie Peach, they basically made her more like Daisy than like Peach)
>>736123172Yes? I was mocking it and taking it apart. How did you not get that?
>>736123261All feminism is liberal. Know there is no difference.
Sonic won
>>736123439Nooot quite. The forced black diversity human scenes doesn't help. And Im pretty sure Amy is going to be girlboss'd by her depiction in the credit scene.
What the fuck does this even mean
>>736123432You clearly don’t understand the difference between Eastern Feminism and Western Feminism.
>>736123556There is no difference. Both are evil idealogies.
>>736123514Means its made for manchildren. Which are less than kids.
>>736123621So perfect for Nintendeen?
>>736123684correct
>>736122391Everyone here is supposed to be at least 18, why would an adult be looking forward to a movie for toddlers?
>>736123585You need to touch grass, dude.
>>736123826>there's is good feminismGiving women rights was and will always be a mistake.
>>736122604It's her delivery and facial expressions. The most in-your-face example of this is the part where she stares down a Kong twice her size as if she was ready to throw down with him when it would have been more in-character for her to either look so feminine and adorable that he would have backed down or, if she were angry, stare at him in a pouty way which would have had the same effect.If Peach is ever going to be visibly angry or be a leader in times of war, she should still have an element of girliness and sass. To use Guardians of the Galaxy to make my point, Peach's "Mantis" aspects needed to be played up more while the "Gamora" aspect Illumination gave her needed to be toned down.
>>736123514Its made for Tendies to clap their feet together when they see a reference
>>736123898Finally a real nigga. Dont let them gaslight us
>>736122950I think it was in pretty poor taste to add in a line where she casually admits she completed the course on the first try, but other than that I agree.
>>736122557Imagine being born to an actor or actress and have to fuck fat greasy Jews all through childhood
>>736124548That's the funny part. Bunch of ugly ass jews with apparently dicks that look like they're withering away and rotting. A lot of degenerate shit in that place
>>736122557lmao nintendo literally has full control of the movie themselves, you're just blaming Miyamoto for making a shit movie.
>that completely changed Peach's personalityWhat personality?
Ok chud
>>736123514Okay so the movie has Yoshi, Pikmin, Bowser Jr, Rosalina, Luigi since he's a non character in the first movie, Wart, Fox McCloud, Pikmin. Those are the new characters they have to introduce. Then you got the cast from the first movie too. This movie is only 90 mins long so you're only given a few mins each character to shine. Can you see how that's bad, now?
>>736122391The real issue with movie Peach was making her an sporty brawler when that's Daisy's thing. Peach should be a Magician, probably something like a Red MageNext movie will have Daisy for three scenes and she'll just be a Peach reoclor with a latina accent (Even with her being more egyptian that anythin)
All the characters are just so boring in this movie, even more than their game counterparts somehow
just tell me how much screen time fox gets
These movies are for kids, guys. Calm the fuck down.
>>736126207More than Rosalina, I shit you not.
>>736126320then don't go see it then anon, let the kids enjoy their slop
The way she's depicted in certain media is really funny where normally she's this sweet and demure princess, but when she gets mad she flips out.
>>736126583I'm taking mine to see it
>watching little kid movies about video gamesy? i wouldnt even watch "current year" kids movies that werent about video games. Show my kids the disney classics that have actual moral lessons that arent just globohomo slop. if they really want to watch a new movie i would let them but...
>>736126320This is such a pathetic excuse for the movie being shit
>>736126797I'm not excusing anything I'm telling you grown ass niggas to chill because this is just a kids movie. Let the kids watch it and let them figure that shit out themselves.
>>736122391t. Snoy
>>736126726>>736126902>ruining your child's developing mind by exposing him to this garbage slopYou sound like shitty parents and people like you are why the current gen of kids are all drooling retards
>>736125447>lmao nintendo literally has full control of the movie themselvesIm sure the japanese went>I sure love Brie Larson, Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor, Jack Black, and the other black guy from Key & Peele show on comedy central
>>736127054You sound like a drooling retard so I guess your parents fucking suck, bro
>>736125559The movie is woke bs, but I do hate grifters like that who flip flop
>>736126320No it isnt.
This thread was made by Eric. He's a snoy and a massive GameCube fanboy that's been spamming /v/ with anti-Nintendo pedaling for a good decade. He's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Sonic CrossWorlds is better than MK World, it's Eric. If you see the same posts sucking Iwata's dick, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.He's also a massive Ocarina of Time fanboy that was so buckbroken by BoTW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and reverse the damage against him.
>>736127105Actually yes?
>>736122557Mortal Kombat and Silent Hill were adequate, and I'll settle for that much.
>>736127203My name. is Steve
>>736127264Mortal Kombat hit it out of the park. You can tell they had fun with it. The modern MK movie doesn't even compare.
>>736126726Sure anon I believe you
>>736124058Thanks ChatGPT
>>736127680this was made before chatgpt
>>736127578Belief or disbelief rests with you, boo.
>>736127710>chatgpt released in november 2022>post is from 2023sure man.
>>736124058A snoy wrote this.
No way it's even worse than the first movie.............................right??!?!
I liked peach in mario strikers charged
>>736122391The issue wasn't girlboss Peach it was that stupid Japanese "ideas guy" saying that "oh yeah she was always a strong girlboss character" just like he said "oh yeah Ura Zelda was always Master Quest" and "oh yeah I never said anything bad about Donkey Kong Country".
>>736128075hahahaha
>>736128337>>736128075i still remember when fnaf fans had to delusion themselves into thinking that fnaf 1 and 2 the movie was good, honestly the latest backroom movie might actually be the first adaptation in these few 2 years to actually hit it out of the park for a movie adaption
>>736128075More fast paced, more quick in your face references that zooms by, Rosalina is barely in it, you tell me anon
>>736129131>>736128075Hollywood doesn't care if the movies suck and are an insult to fans, it's "did they make money" and those movies made a LOT of money.>FNAF 1 made a shit ton of money>FNAF 2 made a shit ton of money>Mario movie made a shit ton of money>Minecraft movie made a shit ton of money>Sonic 1 made a shit ton of money>Sonic 2 made a shit ton of money>Sonic 3 made a shit ton of moneyAlmost every single video game movie in the last 4 years has made a profit, if not blockbuster numbers. The one exception was Borderlands but everything else has been going gangbusters.
>>736130186genuinely pissed me off that speedracer didn't get a 2 it was one of those adaption movies that actually put more effort into the source material than modern day
