Why were most Argonians in Skyrim portrayed as sneaky, stealing, scamming, backstabbing pieces of shit?
product of poverty due to systemic racism and socioeconomic disadvantage as a result of nordic hegemony in the province
>>736124392They are just like me
If you really think about it, theres nothing interesting about Argonians. They live in a swampy shithole filled with disease, muck and grime. Their culture is devoted to a bunch of sapient trees and being cutthroats.
>>736124392Todd meant black people but he obviously couldn't come out and say it
>>736124392Because it's easier to blame the other.
Argonians don't even have the same concept of time or self as everyone else. They are basically aliens. They're still better than Dungmer, elves that could choose to be normal but have collectively decided to be contrarian Daedra worshiping assholes.
>Argonians are niggers>Khajiit are niggers>Nords are niggers>Dunmer are niggers>Redgaurds are niggersBut who is the niggest?
>>736124831>They live in a swampy shithole filled with disease, muck and grime. Their culture is devoted to a bunch of sapient trees and being cutthroats.but enough about the Irish
>>736125060You, the player
>>736124392Because they are?Even Dumbmer don't want them and have warred against them for centuries compared to the racist snowniggers in the west.You know you're scum when even the skooma cat dealers hate you.
>>736125116I do like KFC and scratch off tickets.
>>736124392argonian is nord for victory
>>736124867Todd made Redguards and they're diverse as well as doing fine
>>736124392purely socioeconomic factors
black marsh is the worst place in tamrielit's an endless, desolate swamp that can only be inhabited by argoniansthere's a reason why the cyrodiil side is fortified and have a sizeable garrison outside of valenwood and the imperial city itself
>>736124649no, they were designed to be that way by their tree owners.
>>736127214I think the fact that it has one, continuous biome makes it completely uninteresting. Like imagine if the entirety of Florida was just the Everglades, but theres no cool animals there just hyperdiseased mosquitos and talking lizard people. Oh and giant trees in the middle who can talk. Nobody would want to go there or entertain the idea it exists.
>>736127393Retard post. Every single Elder Scrolls province has "one continuous biome" until a game is set there, because as it turns out Bethesda doesn't feel the need to stay true to Arena.And that's not even true actually, in Morrowind northwestern Black Marsh was already described as dry and sparsely populated compared to the rest of it, so it clearly has a diversity in terrain.
>>736125632They are more like Arabs
>>736127687Post-Daggerfall Redguards are explicitly stated by some of the developers to be meant to represent black people, including african-americans and caribbeans. they didn't even have middle eastern-inspired names until skyrim
>>736127575Yeah theres not alot of consistency with some TES locations or even the lore in general. But there is with Black Marsh which is why it remain colonized throughout the years.
>>736124392Theyre meant to represent third worlders.Jeets.Muslims.The UK.Germany.
>>736124392They really aren’t aside from jaree-ra and deeja in Solitude. The dock workers in Windhelm are honest people and there to make the player think twice about siding with the Stormcloaks. The inn owners in Riften are also just victims. I guess you could make a case for the guy in the Dark Brotherhood but he was always a bro to the player.
>>736124392To show they're an oppressed minority without being le rayciss
>>736124392Because they're stupidAnd jealous
>>736128254I just can't get my dick up to an Argonian female. They all sound like the woman from that throat cancer awareness commercial.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zWB4dLYChM
>>736124649ThisWhy would you have anything but contempt for a society that hates you
>>736124392More important question, why were male argonians given normal human sounding voices while females were left with their chain smoking Oblivion styled voices?
>>736128446Male args knew their best bet in Skyrim is playing catch so the Hist adapted
>>736127214umm actually I've been there in Oblivion and they don't
>>736124392Whiterun was named after white people running or something. Thats a better name than hangalltheniggers of Skyrim, where we hang out with all my niggers of Skyrim and go adventuring.
>>736127214>Black Marsh is basically an ethnostateShouldn’t /v/ find that based?
>>736129047Uhh well you see my ethnostate that racially discriminates other people is based, your ethnostate that racially discriminates my people isn't based. Hope that helps!
I hope they never make a Black Marsh game, they'll turn argonians into nelfs from WoW and have the hist give out free tranny surgery
>>736128407Then live somewhere else?
Times you acted like Jarl Balgruuf?
>>736129047its not an "ethnostate", other races physically can't live there, its like saying Mars is an ethnostate.
I'd rather live in the Black Marsh than Markarth
>>736129329>an ethnostate created by nature itself So again, /v/ should find it based
>>736129047The air and environment in Black Marsh would kill the other Tamrielic races.
>>736129192They'll never make a TES based from Elsweyr and Black MarshBethesda would rather do Atmora, Yokuda or even Akavir
>>736127393>just hyperdiseased mosquitos and talking lizard peopleIDK anon sounds like Florida already to me.
>>736129379>endless swamp filled with giant spiders, ticks and other nightmarish abominations>town filled with n*rds and f*rspokenyeah, not a tough choice, bring on the giant spiders
>>736129647Elsweyr is a possibility but its not happening anytime soon. The advantages is that place at least has deserts and rainforests, is small and is mostly full of khajiits rather than other races. The downsides is they'll make it generic, they won't show all the different khajiit types and would certainly sanitize or make the lore even more convoluted.
>>736129647At the rate things are going, Hammerfell in 6 will likely be the last mainline ES game.
>>736129329They can live there. Almost every single major city in Black Marsh was founded by the other races and the place used to be crawling with indigenous non-argonians like the kothringi and the barsabebic ayleids.How exactly /v/ manage to turn "colonizing black marsh is a difficult ordeal because of dangerous fauna and our buildings sinking into the mud" into "black marsh le has a magic poison gas that like immediately kills every single non-argonian that steps foot into it!!!!" is beyond me.
>>736124392Are they? There's like two in one quest and the rest of them do nothingThe one in the oblivion thieves guild quest is a bro too
They abandoned Hammerfell because even Bethesda knows that no one wants to play as a Redguard nor be surrounded by RedguardsTESVI is a Skyrim prequel featuring those three Nord heroes who originally fought Alduin and you'll be their main sidekick hunting down the Elder Scroll and only omnipresent in the final battle supporting them
>>736127687>They are more like Arabsthat was never a thing
>>736129047it's not an ethnostate lorelet
>>736129241oh yea lets all just move to the magic society that doesnt hate its own people
>>736124973The last time they stopped worshipping Daedra a massive plague started.
>>736131736>reading shit not present in a videogame franchise
>>736132159>not present in a videogame franchiseSleeping Tree Camp in Skyrim, fell from the floating City in the book lorelet
>>736124392My husband Derkeethus is not a sneaky, stealing, scamming, backstabbing piece of shit.
>>736124392were we playing the same game? you're thinking of dunmer, most argonians I saw were working the docks in riften and windhelm
>argonians complain about being treated with suspicion in windhelm and accused of stealing>turns out they are literally stealing from the merchant ships>dark elves complain about being treated with suspicion in windhelm and accused of being spies>turns out they are literally spying for the empire>khajit caravans complain about being treated with suspicion and accused of dealing drugs>literally selling skooma outside the cities
