THIS IS NOT A DRILL /v/ROS!!!The Super Mario Galaxy Movie™ is officially dropping in theaters in exactly ONE HOUR and people are already calling it the greatest cinematic achievement of all time. (yes, already!!!)I was lucky enough to see the premiere at Kyoto and WOW… just WOW. The visuals? Literally out of this world! The music? I cried from the arrangement references. The story? Let’s just say… you will NEVER look at the stars the same way again.And don’t even get me started on Rosalina and Fox McCloud. Absolute ICONS.If you liked Mario before, congrats — you weren’t ready for THIS version of Mario. This is Mario but like… elevated. Cosmic. Philosophical. Life-changing.>Tickets are basically selling out already (I checked once and panicked) so you NEED to secure yours ASAP>Perfect movie for friends, family, strangers, your dog, everyone>Critics are saying things like “a movie” and “definitely real”ONE. HOUR. BE. THERE.or spend the rest of your life wondering what it feels like to witness the greatness of Shuntaro Furukawa.
Why would I go to a kids movie in the theatres? That's just asking to embarrass yourself seeing all the parents your age walk in with their kids.
>>736131070Why did they make him so hot
Im watching it on a camrip in an extremely compressed xitter post like Miyamoto intended
You could make the best F-Zero/Star Fox/Wave Race game ever, made in its predecessor's image. It would never be enough.Gamers don't have the kind of relationship with replay value that 90's Nintendo/AV made games in mind with.A lot needs to happen culturally to inspire people towards familiarizing themselves with,and even crave an experience rooted in, that context. (arcade design)"I want cheaper, shorter games, with worse graphics, more sustainable development and I'm not kidding."You can't do any of that when the majority of people come from that era of Nintendo fans,who were happy to see Star Fox turn into a Ubisoft Toys-To-Life AssCreed Tower game,or think the only way to save the series is "do what XYZ 3rd Party entry did but betterer and biggerer this time!".You gotta re-introduce missing context in design philosophy and appeal to the average Switch owner. Star Fox suffers from the same issue that Character Action games suffer from.CAG's bank on the idea of shoving high production value, world building, characters and such, into a narrow interpretation of Beat Em Ups, which eventually snowballed to the point of devstrying their hardest to appeal to casuals who only care about these superficial elements.CAG's are dead, just like Rail Shooters.It's partially because they tried to make them as fancy and expensive as possible, because at the very least the Action RPG elements make them accessible to casuals.Dark Souls pretty much took that appeal completely by being a better RPG, and being affordable enough to make (not even dialogue animations)Yes, I do think players who care about Star Fox the story/characters/world/presentation are just as useless for the survival of the genre as the examples above.Star Fox will never survive trying to represent the casuals who don't actually play it for the score chasing game that it is,because the production value and such cannot undo a lack of interest in it's fundamental arcade design.
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>>736131162Miserable fuck. Go watch the movie.
This unironically would’ve been a more appropriate title for the film
>>736131070Geno's in the movie
Appearently the only Galaxy boss besides Megaleg that appears is King Kaliente.
>>736131168They've actually made his design a lot more western for this movie, just like most of the other characters. His forehead is bigger, the white tuft on his head looks less like human hair, his jaw starts out wider, and his chin and nose come to a much broader point. And his shoulders and chest are also much wider. Which doesn't really fit the archetype of an Ace Pilot, if you ask me. It's a really strange choice.
>>736131278Dont forget to bring your 3DS and zelda t-shirt, manchild
Will Fox McCloud reference no items, final destination only?
>>736131467I'm sure plenty of others would do the same so I would be in good company
>>736131162No one will give a shit unless you're in there screaming like a manchild at everything. Which I'm sure you'd never do. So you'll be fine. They expect more adults than average to show up to these movies, too. It's not like Zootopia or The Bad Guys, where they got inundated with a bunch of bad mannered furries, so theaters had to post extra reminders about their rules.
>>736131070Good copy work anon, it makes me want to cave in your head with a baseball bat.But really though, who the fuck's going to care about what critics say, it's a Mario movie, it's gonna sell out, beyond the first weekend? Who knows.
>>736131187where
How long until some anon streams a camrip so we can all watch it together
>>736131162not all of us either have kids nor are even old enough to have kids in some cases
>>736131485they will go out of their way to not mention smash to not hype fans up (because a smash movie is never happening)>>736131503>>736131589you've learned nothing from the minecraft movie
>>736131954THIS!
>>736131485They don't have to because this movie is Fox's final destination.
I'll catch a camrip tomorrow like the first movieI enjoyed the first one, looking forward to Rosalina porn
It's Joever.
>>736132498Didn't someone remake this comic with semi-competent art and kill the joke?
>>736131070I'm not a tendie myself but I'm happy you people are happy :)
>>736132984The remake actually reminds me of a nintendo remake, where everything is there, improved, better art. Yet they can't take away from the charm the original had even if they try and force the juvenile autism nostalgia with colored pencils.
>>736131238It's pronounced "ass" you stupid mongoloid fuck
>>736131503Autistic company you mean.Not "good company".
Not that I'm dissing Fox in the movie, I do enjoy his company. But they could have gone with this mf to jeep more in line of the movie being galaxy themed.
>>736133550I honestly would have expected them to wait for the third movie to expand to Super Mario Galaxy. If you asked me immediately after the first movie what they'd be doing for the sequel, I would have said a Super Mario World movie that draws on stuff from Odyssey, not jumping straight to Galaxy.It kind of makes me wonder what they'll be doing for the next movie.
