>>736087728Yeah critic scores take them with a grain of salt.
>>736136628
>>736136628Going to see it with my wife's boyfriend's kids tomorrow. Can't wait!
>>736136628So it's good?
>>736136891YAY HAHAHA, YAY HAHAHA, YAY HAHAHA
I remember after the last Mario movie came out I started seeing "ILLUMINATION" plastered all over the advertising for that duck movie they did next. They make one box office smash based on an already massively popular IP which didn't even get particularly good reviews and suddenly they think they're Pixar.
>>736136628good lord
Do I have to subtract the Nintendo bonus here, too?
>>736136628this makes me more excited for it
>Critic scores are a useful metric when it comes to evaluating the quality of a mo-
>>736136628I don't get it guys. we jingled the keys and referenced the things for the low IQ masses.is that all that's needed for a modern movie?
>>736136891What is this meme
>>736138227It's how Nintendo interacts with their audience.
>>736136628Shopped, the movie got a 76% by critics.
>>736136628Jesus Christ
>>736136628Whats this year April Fools gimmick?
>>>/tv/
>>736136891They even fucked up doing that, this movie fucking garbage
>>736137681Illumination has been plastered everywhere for a minute.>Despicable Me, which was a hit and kicked off the Minions>... Sing I guess? It got R34Didn't they also do that Bad Guys movie or was that some other lower effort studio?
>>736137954I'm with the critics on this one, Kung Pow was just kind of retarded. I've never met anyone who'd I consider to have a thoughtful, even semi-critical taste in movies who also likes Kung Pow, at least not enough to shill it.
>>736136628Wow the movie was the ADHD memberberries tiktok reels jingling keys slop we all knew it was gonna be?
>>736138478The Bad Guys was by Dreamworks.
>>736138552>why is this movie trying to be funny and not teach me valuable life lessons? 0/10, waste of my time, we need to be better men
>>736136628>Rosalina gets overshadowed by a fucking crossover characterMy only question now is, why did they spoil it right before release?
>>736136628It's the Crimson Desert of movies. Critics will never understand.
>>736138552I like Kung Pow and I wouldn't trust anyones opinion if they said it was a good MOVIE.It's a fantastic shitpost, but a terrible movie.It's the world's most expensive youtubepoop.
>>736138682What? You serious? Dreamworks is doing beanmouth now? What a bummer.
>>736138478Looking back through their filmography I guess they do have a fair few hits, the Despicable Me/Minions shit, plus The Secret Life of Pets did well.But for all that I don't really get the sense that they have a notably good general reputation. Nobody's rushing to the next Illumination film like people were with prime Pixar. Their stuff doesn't review particularly well either, which is certainly related (I know, implying critics, but film critics are at least two orders of magnitude more reliable than game critics).
They're botting positive reviews btw
>>736138797>Rosalina gets overshadowed by a fucking crossover characterGood, fuck you shitty Temu Peach
Reminder that this is considered the centerpiece of Super Mario's 40th anniversary by Nintendo, and what we got instead of a new 3D Mario game.
>>736138797>Movie is called The Super Mario Galaxy Movie>It’s actually a Star Fox movie
>>736139310It does feel kinda like karma for all the douchey gloating those futafag ERPers did over their bland princess getting into the movies before Daisy.
>>736138889I'm >>736138552 and I actually totally agree with you, was even thinking of comparing it to youtubepoop in my original post. It's not actually a terrible watch, it's got a few good bits, it's just that the people who parade it as the greatest thing every are invariably people with a severe lack of general comedic taste. The sort of people who think Adam Sandler is hilarious and would unironically watch a Friedberg and Seltzer movie.
>>736136628Sorry chuds, but Reddit loves it
>>736139619The ants follow the scent trail
Will never beat pic related
>>736136628Please God make this movie underperform at least a little, I'm so fucking tired of "post ironic retardation" being rewarded. The minecraft flick literally said "turn your brain-off" in the trailers and we just allowed this to happen?
>>736136973Molest them in the theatre so that every memory of Mario for them will forever be ruined.
The first movie was mindless slop worse than your average modern Pixar movie yet was getting praised so what changed for people to turn on this one
>>736139819All the film critics are disney shills and they're trying to stop Super Mario 2 having a bigger box office than Toy Story 5
I’m so over nostalgia pandering
>>736138227OP is a faggot and fishing for (You)s.
>>736139819The fact that this was (nominally) based off the one mainline game that actually tried to have a semblance of a real story. The movie hardly has anything to do with Galaxy, turns out. They just cynically used the name for nostalgia (since it's the highest reviewed Mario game tied with Odyssey) to trick Zoomlennials into dragging their new kids along under the pretense of it being an outing primarily for those kids.
>>736139619>they love it!>pictured: sales predictions with 0 mentions of their actual opinion on the film itselfOk?
>>736139961>now Nintendofags are going to add Disney to their schizophrenic list of boogeyman out to get Nintendoinb4 "Disnoy" becomes a common term with Nindians
>>736136628Its aimed at real movie watchers and not these fake movie enjoyers. They prolly didnt even watch it in 12.4 atmos so they didnt get what the movie was going for. Hell, they prolly had a 30 minute toilet break and just watched the credits and claimed they "watched" it. They arent real watchers
>>736140316sure brosure
>>736140932jesus, he actually liked capshit?
Sonic wins again.
>adults itt wishing that what nintendo shat out once again was more than pointless "member?" referencing and constant joke spam for low attention tic toc childrennintendo is literally the disney of the industry
>>736139310>>736139505>Daisytrannies seethingI knew it was you trannies spamming these threads.
>>736141135Always has, always will.
>>736136628It's Illumination so of course it's shit
>>736139619>DUDE IT MADE MONEY OMG MONEY I AM LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH A TRILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION MAKING MONEY IT MADE MONEY SO ITS GOOD I WON I FUCKING WON!!The absolute fucking state of tendies.
>>736136628It will still make billions. Zoomers don't allow slop to flop
So this movie is Miyamoto's thin veiled middle finger to Koizumi.
>>736138552kungpow and other “schlock” movies are palate cleansers. I just watched Crackcoon yesterday and it was fantastic. It isn’t something I’d host a screening with at an art festival but if I actually want to relax and enjoy a movie, it’s what I would watch.
>>736141992At this point I have no choice but to believe Koizumi was totally promoted out of game development at Miyamoto's behest.
>>736136628itsa over...
>>736136628I'll still watch it.
>Bowser's castle is just up ahead>thought I smelled something burning>focus, MWTF bros the leaks are wild
>>736142205>>736141992Qrd?Is it like MM getting memoryholed because it's the best Zelda game that Miyamoto had nothing to do with?
>>736141135>muh reviews>got good reviews because of all the DEI shit the movie had in it>muh billion dollars>over three movieswow you goys totally won
>>736142010
>>736139323>instead of a new 3D Mario game.yeah bro, the people at Illumination were definitely capable of making a good 3D mario game instead! obviously they're solid game devs in their off time from making shit movies.
>>736141135Sonic>Good Movies, bad gamesMario>Bad Movies, good gamesgood to see Sega still does what Nintendon't.
>>736138552>I can't enjoy a movie unless it takes itself seriously and follows all the standard emotional plot-beats 0/5 - film criticThis shit is why the Sonic movies jettisoned like 99% of the IPs identity to just have a 3D Sonic model superimposed on a real-world background and 99% live-action actors like they're afraid the movie can't just be about the videogames.The movies should be made for their audience, not for a handful of jaded film critics who dump on a movie for doing its own thing or being unashamed for being about a videogame character. .
I watched Project Hail Mary instead.Now that was a good film.
>>736142969Sonic had nothing but banger games since covid.It's not 2010 anymore, bro and 06 was 20 years ago. Youtube grifter essayists were never your friends.
>>736143106>Sonic had nothing but banger games since covid.uh-huh
>>736137851holy fuck it's actually over, tendies are going to ACK
>>736136887Must hurt to be rated by a industry that doesnt have a nintendo bonus. You will get over it.
>>736143106is 3D sonic still autoscroller boostshit? because there hasn't been a fun 3D sonic game since SA2, and there hasn't been a fun 2D sonic game since Sonic 3.
>>736141135inb4 tendie seethe replies
>Galaxy is the only Mario to have a nice little story>It's very simple, told through a literal children's picture book in the game>Fuck it upHow
>>736143193You're replying to someone who enjoyed the 1993 live action movie.
>>736143193>I get my validation from film critics and not my own opinionsad
>tendies were unironically hyping for this shit
>>736143063Too much>whoops I'm such a clumsy idiot haha!especially at the start but yeah I liked it.
>>736143242shadow gens had actual level design for a lot of the stages compared to the original generations straight lines
Yes the big brain film critics are trying to review a childrens movie like it's Citizen Kane, because I don't fucking know why these self proclaimed interlectuals are bizarre sometimes.I'm sure once real humans watch it it'll probably get decent scores.
>>736143452You get validation from Nintendo sales figures, shut the fuck up
>>736143889kekkkkkkk
>>736136628The first one wasn't even good. Illumination only makes trash.
On the plus side, it restores a bit of your hope in humanity knowing that most people aren't falling for a Jingling Keys: The Movie
>>736144178>reviewers>relevant
>>736142739Farting is the lowest level of humor, or I'd scale it towards the bottom of humor. I know a 46 year old man that is obsessed with fart humor and I'm embarrassed for him. It's great he marches to his own beat, but some people just lack self-awareness and never find it.
>>736136628is the daisy screenshot that was posted real or fake
>>736138797>>736139369Wait really?
Is Mario emasculated by Peach again, like in his previous movie?
It rationally cannot be THAT bad.
>>736144226He sounds based.
>all these doomer joyless snoys pretending that they wonThe famitsu thread this week is going to be glorious
>>736144805Redditors do think they're based because they all lack self awareness.
I don’t care about the actual movie. The problem is the soundtrack is total dogshit. It’s 95% random slop with the remaining 5% being the game’s motifs that change instruments every 3 notes. It’s like Brain Tyler was ashamed to properly use the game’s music. It’s out on Spotify.
>>736136628No refunds.
>>73613795469 is a shit score too, normalfags don't like this movie either.
>>736136628Nada refundo
Its already out?
>>736136628Phil was right again
I already hated it.
>>736140213Sales figure and liking something are identicle to Nutendo fans.
>>736137954Stream that movie then if you're so great
>>736145214Suck my dick. Choke on it.
>>736144226No one cares faggot. If it's funny it's funny
Close enough, welcome back Super Mario Bros: the movie
>>736145213They really thought they can make the Nintendo MCU.But are so incompetent they START with an Avengers type movie.
Tendiebots... Roll out
>>736145396>I LOVE this movie>wish to see it soonuuuuh tendies?
>>736141135Sonic has fought and clawed his way out of the dark ages... I'm proud of him.
>>736145396
>>736145436Are the movies actually worth a watch?I only ever played the classic Sonic games
>>736144857You sound like a Fart Smeller!
>>736145460Normalfag tendies are even more obnoxious then regular tendies?
>>736145213I’ll probably enjoy it as a big Mario fan but as a movie fan I’ll probably loathe it and everything it represents for the industry
>>736136628I'm not a tendie but journo scores do nothing for me
>>736143404>It's very simple, told through a literal children's picture book in the gameRosalina's storybook is completely unrelated
>>736145430You don't need to watch a movie to be a fan of it you fucktard
https://x.com/i/status/2039176327870492835>Daisy is actually the second sceneThat's fucking lame
>>736141918The absolute state of Snoyfaggots. Bombed so bad it killed the Reboot studio.https://www.thesixthaxis.com/2016/11/24/the-ratchet-clank-movie-listed-as-one-of-the-biggest-flops-of-2016/
>>736145396>Ivan ZNintendo is really getting Russian bots for this shit kek
>first post credits scene hints at the Star Fox team meeting Samus
>>736136628Honestly I thought Nintendo would rein in Illumination more and prevent them from doing things that directly go against the "lore" of the games no matter how insignificant it may be. Like at most Mario could be from New York because that was the old America lore and they could elaborate existing lore more, but weird stuff like no DK Island and Rosalina and Peach being sisters is just really bizarre Nintendo would allow it.
>>736145783you can't spell loser without l o r e
>>736145213>>736145530As a big Mario fan I'm disappointed that Fox is stealing most of the movie. Sad shilling attempt.
>>736142514>>got good reviews because of all the DEIMario would have gotten good reviews from girlboss Peach THOUGH.
>>736145991except she loses fights
>>736137954Frankly it got a shit opening segment. Most people just dipped out before the real story start
>>736145482They're pretty harmless. The first movie is this fish out of water plot with Sonic and the human world. Sonic is cute thanks to the redesign and Jim Carrey is funny. 2 and 3 adapted more stuff from the Adventure games but you don't have to have played them.
>>736136628>First to make Nintendo threads>>736136973>Obsessed with cuckshitWhy are Snoys like this?
>>736145396>>736145460Never thought they would stoop this low
>>736145460>>736145396Where's Olivia from Bolivia?
>>736145750What the fuck does Insomniac have to with this thread?
>>736146528>Haha tendies who cares if your movie makes money it's still bad!But wait there's more!https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ratchet_and_clank
>>736145991We've had girlbosses since the 90's, maybe earlier. If Peach was black, you'd have a point.
>>736144226I dunno mate I laugh when my ferret farts She's silent but damn her wet food gives her the nasties farts but it's funny
>tendies already forgot that they're going to have to start defending Sony next year because they're making the Zelda movie
>>736146967Simpli epic.
>>736146967Sony Pictures =/= SIEDumb Snoy
>>736136628>games for fetuses >movies for fetuses
>>736137954watching kung pow just makes me wanna watch an actual kung fu movie instead of unfunny angloid garbage. it's the same issue as takeshi's castle.
>>736147047Then Illumination =/= Nintendo and you need to concede celebrating the Mario movies' box office performances.
>>736147047>the coping has already begun
>>736147047the cope has already begun
>>736136887as opposed to user scores, never to considered for anything
>>736146380Nigga how new are you? Have you seen nintendo threads? It's 80% bots spamming fanarts
>>736138552Professional critics are almost universally a bunch of fart-huffing, navel-gazing retards who weren't smart enough to get into a real intellectual career but want everyone to think that they're so much more sophisticated and intelligent than the common peasantry.
>>736144640Yes, because she is now Rosalinda's sister.
>>736147075mama miawhat is his vaxx status?
>>7361473012x fire flower and a star booster
>>736147075Mario Carditis.
>>736147258Except when they give Nintendo Switch/2 games 88+ scores. Then they're right on the money.
>>736147108Damn you owned him so hard that he ran away
>>736145460>pant anal shopping
>>736136628Is Seth Rogan Kong in this movie?
>>736147489You forgot to call him Eric but that one seems to get you banned now so i understand.
>>736147489Not an argument, Tendie. Face if, if you'll want to suck off that movie you'll also end up increasing Sony's stock prices.
>>736146709>Owns a ferret as a pet >People who own ferrets are pets are statistically awful roommates and weird>People who own exotic animals or reptiles as pets were found to be more sociopathic or expressed the tendencies of one. I bet you stink like shit and your house is a mess.
>>736147676Say it.
Wahoos are basically subhuman. They're exposed to a cult at an early age and never mentally mature and remain in it for the remainder of their lives. There are unironically 30 and 40 year olds in this very thread who've spent thousands of hours defending their cult.
>>736136628Rosalina can't catch a break>Sparks of Hope had shitty sales despite being an objectively great game>Got sidelined in her Galaxy movie, kidnapped(???) for 90% of runtime, only got 10 minutes to shine>Fucking Starfox got bigger role than her in a MARIO GALAXY MOVIEAt least that Super Mario Bros Wonder DLC is fun but....yeah that sucks
>>736147427We're talking about movie critics you dumb fucking nigger.
All penises cum on Luigi
>>736137374>Autists when you wave their fixation kink around at them
>>736136891It's literally this.
>>736146967Literally no fucking dignity
Uh oh! Tendiejeet melty.
Why is blud linking posts for over and over again?
>>736136628Another win for Sonic.
>>736145396>>736145460This society genuinely deserves to be ruled by Epstein.
>>736143452You are a literal NPC who gets hard from defending Nintendo like a creep.
>>736145756But anon, Ivan Z is clearly an authentic spic, nothing suspicious here.
>>736148062Thank you for demonstrating the point.
>>736147813What does Fox do?
>>736145368I'd love to be in the room when they're discussing certain nintendo franches for their MCU>so... how do we do Metroid?>well you can't exactly make it kid friendly now can you?>sure you can, metroid plushies sell all the time>Phil, it drinks people until they're a shriveled husk, it's not the 80's anymore, you can't just do that even to villains
>>736148790Metroid already got fucked, no Hollywood required.
>>736148634cucks mario
>>736137851So in a decade people will buy and love the movie>So bad it's good>You need to see this lost gem>cringeworthy kino>his last name is what?
>>736148975
>>736137954You know the rules.
>>736148848would just be funny watching them dance around Samus's backstory being almost hilariously edgy and Ridley having literally 0 redeeming qualities of any kind
>>736148848
The cope is palpable
Qrd on the jingling keys meme?
>>736146709Should have pressed Ice Nova, Jason.
>>736149217Magic keys make Ooog all better.
Reminder, The Mouse fears the Samurai
>>736136628Why are we pretending to care about what critics think?
>>736137954>all these subhuman niggerfaggots not enjoying Kung PowGenuinely need to toss them into a volcano desu
>>736143106>2 more games that rehash a bunch of generations content>comedy VNi can understand shadow since it doesn't overstay its welcome, but slobbering over frontiers for being """innovative""" or some shit is textbook sonic cultist behavior as well as bringing up youtubers lmao, don't forget to defend base ff13 while you're at itfucking hire-this-man unreal4 field of a game with zero notable enemy designs, what a joke
>>736141135What does Chris chan think of the sonic movies?
>>736145214phil's a nigger
>>736146657>>736145750actually fucking buttbroken fucking LMFAO tendies are the most pathetic retards on this board. Can't insult your pwecious nintendo, oh no no no! KEK. And before you call me a snoy I guarantee I have more Nintendo games and consoles than, you nigger. I just happen to also have some fucking taste.
How hard are snoys and Sonicsnoys going to seethe when this ends up breaking sales records again?This movie has potential to make Nintendo anything from 1.25-1.5 billion. Nintendo always wins in the end regardless.
>>736149859U mad?
>>736149891The only one mad on here is you, though. Sorry your new mario movie is shit for toddlers!
I blame the dogshit April Fools for the quality of this thread.
>>736149943>tendies STILL seething about PalGODSkek>>736149883>SALES NUMBERS IS ALL THAT MATTERS AND I ONLY GET VALIDATION FROM SEEING MY PREFERRED CORPO GET MONEYPathetic. No wonder you all enjoy the slop.
>>736150019Is the board quality higher any other day?
>>736150008get FUCKED. I genuinely despise this stupid company. What's the difference between tendgroids and disney adults? That's right, fucking nothing. Both are subhumans and should be culled.
>>736149943Speaking of containment boards>>>/vp/For all tendie shit
Just finished watching it, I liked it more than the first but it's about the same in terms of quality, the worst thing in the film is the same as the first, it's the girl characters, they are too overpowered and are completely fearless they make zero sense.
>>736150048>Palsnoys are the ones seething at the Mario MovieWhy am I not surprised? You're entire existence is having Nintendo Derangement Syndrome.
>>736150008>it's actually realOH NO NO NO NO TENDIEBROS
>>736150019This is better quality than usual. Usually half the posts would be one tendie spamming "eric" because the board is so dead nobody else bothers coming here anymore except giga autistic discord shills
>scores that abysmal for a Nintendo product>not even the bonus could carry it to a 5/10just how fucking bad is it
>>736150167not a snoy, you tendienigger. You're all the same subhumans to me. You fucking cultists who suck any kind of shit from the asshole of your preferred corpo make me sick.
>>736150141>>736150184>the seething has become so intense we've summoned the eric autistlmfao
>>736150235PINGAS Mario
>>736150274He finally posted it.
>>736136628This thread was made by Eric. He's a snoy and a massive GameCube fanboy that's been spamming /v/ with anti-Nintendo pedaling for a good decade. He's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Sonic CrossWorlds is better than MK World, it's Eric. If you see the same posts sucking Iwata's dick, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.He's also a massive Ocarina of Time fanboy that was so buckbroken by BoTW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and reverse the damage against him.
>>736150197It's not a movie, just a series of random nintendo memberberries for hour and a half.
>>736150383>Muh ericSo how come he never raids your daily pokemon and fire emblem threads? Not even the Zelda girls threads?
>>736150414Explain what's wrong with this without sounding like a snoy.
>>736136628Still boughted tickets
>>736150402I didn't realise you'd seen the film.Where did you watch it? Or are you just pretending you saw it?
>>736150414
>>736150469
>>736150383how can you be a snoy if you love old nintendo?
>>736150402sounds exactly was a tendie would want, what's the issue here exactly?
>>736150383Based Eric mindraped and gaped all tendiecultists.
>>736150507Snoys love the flop era/dark age od Nintendo. Particularly GameCube/N64.
>>736150550>Snoys love Nintendolol no way fag
Fucking key dangling movies are the wor>it's a star Fox movieI just boughted tickets
>>736150550Except everyone loves the NES and SNES era too, retard. And the N64/GC era lovers are the most hardcore tendies, usually. Since those consoles only had Nintendo first party games and little else. You schizo.
>>736150543>Eric immediately resorts to 'S-SCHIZO SCHIZO SCHIZO" when called outI can identify you by your retarded posting pattern, Eric. It isn't hard. It doesn't help that you never attempt to mask your retarded replies. It's always the same retarded style of opposing Nintendo with shitposting around some other platform or attempting to suddenly a retarded "centrist" position yelling "RENTFREE RENTFREE RENT FREE SCHIOSCHIZOSCHIZOSCHIZOSCHIZOSCHIZO" when called out for your bullshit. Your "BOTW KILLED ZELDA" retard shitposting for the past 8 years hasn't been forgotte
>>736138703>why is this movie trying desperately to be funny and failing miserably
>>736150414Nintendo invented Garry's mod?
>>736150512>NuZelda threads so dead you need to larp as a hater You are vtumor tier
>>736150627He's a known schizo don't bother
>>736150592>seethe he isn't being marketed tosorry you lost snoy but at least you have a popcorn bucket to watch the tendie movie with
>>736150676Trying too hard, Eric.
>>736136628antisemitic score
>>736150512That's not raiding a thread. That's a containment thread anyone can ignoreAgain: how come the supposed Eric spares all your daily threads? You would think he would try to ruin those threads instead.
>>736150643>I can identify you by your retarded posting pattern, Eric. It isn't hard.Teach us his posting pattern, so we can detect Eric too.
>>736150676Oh, I know. It's just funny to poke at him. I wonder how pathetic his life is.
>>736150490Watched it last night.I'm unironically a movie reviewer.
gigamelty
>>736150627GameCube snoys are a part of the same psychological snoy pipeline as OoTfags and Meleefags>constantly try to spread disinformation and bullshit about the Switch and recent releases like BoTW/ToTK>eventually spread into shitting Nintendo (terms like "Nutendo", "Switchfags", etc.)>the same exact behavior associated with snoys like EricIt's the same psychological snoy pipeline as the "competitive" Melee retard cult. They started off as nostalgia-blind shitheads that shit on newer installments only to eventually spread into having retarded "campaigns" against Nintendo everywhere on social media.There's a cubesnoy in this very thread screaming about "DA MARIO MANDATE", for starters if you want a prime example of one. I wouldn't be surprised if Eric himself started as one.
>>736150740What's your channel?
>>736150834LOL!
>>736150787lmfao the fact you don't realize how insane you sound is genuinely hilarious
>>736150791>Can't even point a thread being RAIDEDHow convenient isn't it? Why would a mega nintendo hater allow your threads?
My cat won't listen to reason.
>>736136628Tendies status? Raped and gaped!
>>736150882So what's your review channel? Post it.
>>736150869>eric (13)if I were eric that image would've really hurt me. Post more eric images
>>736150787I love you for only caring about Nintendo's bottom line, literally the only thing that matters is their sales and stock price. Corpos wish they had millions of soldiers that devoted.
>>736142969Dunno, Mario Tennis and Golf sucked ass
>>736150953Nintendo is my friend and cares about me.
>>736150945>Tendies status? I love Nintendo, comprehendo
>>736150945Si. All I know is ball and good. And rape.
>>736150787>Cubesnoys>OotanoysSoon this marketer will call toktfags totksnoys when he needs to shill the next Zelda
>>736149943Why the fuck is silksong on this?
>>736150960MKW is also a boring piece of dogshit where you just "drive" in a straight line.
>krystal>not in>Amy Rose>Will be inouch!
>>736151009Had more than 5 threads and that's enough for tendies to want it banned. They were trying to ban Resident Evil threads too
>>736150979that specific color reminds me of indians and how stinky they are>>736151019genuinely making my day, eric schizo. Haven't laughed this hard in a while
>>736151060Krystal Ball
>>736151019>More containment threads I challenge you to show me Eric raiding a Fire Emblem or Zelda Girls thread.
>>736150414Did they seriously attempt to patent basic physics?
>>736150167cool it with the samefaggingand palworld is a PC and Xbox game first,
How the fuck are going to make a metroid, kirby, f zero, star fox and fire emblem movies for the Smash movie?Are they gonna pump out two-three movies every year?
>>736137954Kino movie
>>736151109Maybe Nintendo should start selling them.
>>736142969>sonic>good movieskek, the theatre clapped at the black wedding
>>736151115>Still using containment/ragebait threads made by zeldafags How come your normal threads don't get raided? How come eric ignore your daily fire emblem and pokemon threads?
APOLOGIZE
>>736151310Where is the Zelda girls and fire emblem being shitposted?
Ban every snoy and PCsnoy from this board.
>>736150787>there are people this insane posting here every day
>mario movie fucking bombed and ate shitNow we just need to wait for 2027 for Sonic to finally dumpsters nintendo's pathetic attempt at a cinematic universe.
>>736151360Not your safe space tendiejeet
>>736151319Where's my pizza?
>>736151245Based black woman showing how it's done
>>736151184They won’t hence why Star Fox appeared in this movie. Like Black Widow* and Hawkeye not everyone is going to get a standalone film. Smash will probably happen right after Zelda.
>>736136628Let me get this straight> Miyamoto was so desperate over Wii U failure> he called the casuals “faggots” because they didn’t buy it en masse like before> decided to make a major push for the system years after the release> the results was picrel and another project that went absolutely no where> SFZ received poorly, it was so bad you can easily find a sealed copy for like a dollar> Miyamoto took it personally and never recovered since> laid low when it comes to games development, instead he decided to dip into movie creation> this is the resultTalk about a fall from grace
Matthew Fogel lost and got raped.
Kek the nintentranny is seething
>>736150787>GameCube snoys>Gamecube>snoyMake it make sense.
God help the Eric schizo if Nintendo ever has a consistently bad year or something. The dude might just kill himself.
>>736136891OH MY GOD KLEFKI CONFIRMED I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT SLOP
>>736151507He's a bitter old boomer who's resentful his dream didn't get to come true. Many such cases unfortunately.
>>736151569GameCube fags are snoys that grew up with Nintendo's flop era/dark age (GameCube and N64) and believe that any profitable series/installment is therefore bad. They seethe at BoTW, ToTK, Bananza, Splatoon, Switch 2, ect. while simultaneously praising garbage like Melee, Sunshine, Chibi Robo, in attempt to gaslight people into turning against Nintendo and the Switch.
>>736151663...or they just like those games. Seek help.
>>736151064Baffling since it's on switch 2 and metroid prime 4 wouldn't be out for another month
>>736151549keep seething grace, tendies are based
>>736151663It's crazy you might actually not be shitposting.
>>736151696You first, cubie.
>>736151360>PCsnoyI beg, make it make sense
>flop >eraThis is how you know it's a Bluesky troon
>>736151712What was wrong about his post? Cubesnoys are a plague to Nintendo discussion and sales threads.
>>736151745He literally calls people who enjoy Nintendo games that aren't on the Switch snoys.
>>736142471Basically miyamoto didnt like koizumi puting more story in galaxy 1 so he put him in office jobs so he could focus on wahoo gameplay purely for galaxy 2. after galzxy, links awakening and majora he made sure that koizumi never made another game beczuse those are all masterpieces that miya / aonuma games could never hope to reach and they knew it
Wow he's really having a meltdown.
>>736151792"Turning against Nintendo and the Switch." You are genuinely talking like a billion dollar company needs to actively be defended.
Nintendo are snoys for putting Gamecube games on the switch 2t. the bluesky schizo
>>736151792>sales threadsOh my God it's retarded, terminal even.
>>736151707why is her face plastic
>>736151862>>736151880>mentions sales threads>snoy immediately has a meltdown
>>736151909You know you're replying to different people yes? You must know somewhere in your wretched little schizo mind
Tendies are just so buttfuckingly retarded, I swear to god. How can some sense of shame and dignity be backhanded into these subhumans.
>>736151663Meds
The real mystery is why jannies have allowed this schizo to go unchecked for literally years now. The post amount of this board has severely declined over the last 2 years. Notice how threads will stay up for 3 days now. Unheard of for the 20 years before this schizo started spamming unchecked. It's clearly driven a large portion of posters away. Soon /v/ will be this schizo screaming into the void at himself about snoys and eric
>>736150167>you're entire existence
>>736151929Calling someone retarded is not a meltdown, accusing everyone as your boogeyman is one.
>>736152039Do not take the Lord's name in vain.
>>736142205>At this point I have no choice but to believe Koizumi was totally promoted out of game development at Miyamoto's behest.We literally know for a fact that Koizumi snuck in the storybook scenes in Mario Galaxy without Miyamoto's knowledge and he wasn't happy about it. Devs that don't fit neatly into what you would call the "Nintendo brand" seems to have a tendency to get promoted out of creative roles. Happened with F-zero's creator too
>>736136628That's literally how the first movie was, nothing changed
>>736150647>failing miserably That's an ick from me dawg.
Eric is Satan, and Gamecubesnoys are pagans.
>736152143
>>736151663You are genuinely mentally ill, seek help.
>>736143242gonna have to disagree with you there, I had very much fun with Lost Worlds on 3ds
>>736152384Actually he's only pretending to be mentally ill to epically troll you. You just don't see his 200 IQ vision.
>>736152143Shut the fuck up you goddamn retarded lunatic. Nintendo is garbage. Accept it.
Star Fox isn't a Switch brand. Fucking Nintendo snoys and eric ruining another movie
>>736152039cross thread schizo drift!
>>736152496>This but unironicallyIt's funny how even when Nintendo tries to pander to cubies they still end up seething at the movie anyway. I saw a bunch of cubesnoys seething at the reveal because it wasn't a Star Fox game..
>>736151000Nah its a prolific autist or somebody impersonating him.Search cubesnoys in the archives you'll find his dribble everywhere
>>736137954LITERALLY the funniest movie ever made If you don't like it you're brown / soulless
>>736152657>everyone who calls me out is one person
>>736151319I don't need to. I've been defending this (admittedly kinda crappy) movie for decades.I like the way it sucks
>>736152639Who is this movie even made for? Certainly not us Switch devouts that's for sure. Fuck non-switch snoys and fuck Nintendo for being snoys
>>736152657>cubesnoys in the archives you'll find his dribble everywhereAre you going to suggest that any post that shits on cubies is a single person next?
>>736137954Kung Pow is intentionally so bad it's good.Nintendo's garbage is not trying to be intentionally bad, it's just bad.
>>736152121George Cacioppo is a pederast
>>736152780No just the ones where people use the term "cubesnoys".This faggot has posted so much there is likely people impersonating him sometimes too.But you knew that already didn't you?
Weird thread
>it's a PalsnoyI'm not even surprised.
>>736152838Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>736152459Watch your language young man.
>>736152863If you ever want to turn someone off Nintendo just show them these threads and these genuine autistic schizos. It's like a Nintendo mental asylum lmao
>>736152852Cubesnoys and cubies refer to the same group though? Why does the usage of cubesnoys in particular hurt you? It's just another term.
>>736152961It's literally 1 guy doing the work of 20 autistic men
>>736136628What in the Nintendo
>>736153009>anyone who calls me out is one personThere the snoy goes again.
>>736152964It doesn't hurt me at all. Why would it?I'm simply pointing out that YOU are the only faggot who uses this term and you have painted your autistic schizo portrait on this board plenty enough.You need help or an execution
>>736152657>dribblemost literate cubie
>>736153074>You need an execution.Why don't we start with you, GameCube cuck?
>>736153009I wouldn't be surprised if it's a hive of discord troons doing it. That's how Nintendo troons operate and have done for a decade. They just send their discord in to flood out all opposition. They have no life beyond this so are always ready to do so
>>736152639You do realize that gamecube and the n64 had zelda games, right?
Eric WONNED Tendies LOSTED, RAPED and GAPED
>>736153285Garbage ones, yes.
>>736153178Yeah could be. They aren't accomplishing anything though. Wasting their time more than I am posting here genuinely
>>736153334BASED
>>736153362You can't beat sheer schizo autism and they have it in droves. They've quite literally dedicated their lives to doing this.
>>736153334Powerful
Cubesnoy here. I only really liked the Gamecube and my main console of choice has been Playstation. Nintendo made all of my favorite games but because I own a PS5 I guess I'm a bad person.
The only good thing about this movie is the possibility that TF2 engie's voice actor got paidAnd I bet he didn't
>>736137954I'd say that's accurate. It's pretty cringe. >>736147102This.
>>736153458Cool
>>736153435why can't a schizo latch onto something useful for once and not something absolutely inconsequential like mario
>>736153541Yeah, why is the pedophilia op spamming this thread dozens of times over?
>>736136891https://youtu.be/5m7recXsEKo?is=V3v0L_Jb8t3e5cA5
>>736136628This is what Miyamoto gets for seething over based Koizumi and trying to force his failed Poochie down everyone's throats.
I didn't watch the first movie and I don't think I'll care about this oneI just like the wahoo man gamesI don't think a lot of diehard sonic guys care too much for those films either considering their contents
>>736153541>>736153586>>736153597Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>736153541I noticed some pretty extreme schizos on Fallout threads
>>736136628Nintendo knows their fans are the most braindead cattle tendies imaginable and they can shit out the lowest effort turd with subhumans still jumping into it because it has Nintendo IP characters. Pokemon games being the prime example.
>>736153861Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>736152868George Cacioppo was the vice president of Sony. How does calling him a pederast make one a snoy?
>>736153337not according to every zelda fan off site.
>>736138227When you call someone stupid and easily entertained that even something as vapid as jingling keys in front of their face would be considered entertaining. The act of jingling keys in this context is analogous to the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
>xhe is actually having a full on mental breakdownLMAO!
>>736153931Reminder this anon didn't even buy botw or totk
>>736152121he's been banned before but he keeps coming back lmao
>>736138098The references don't work when zoomers and alpha gen don't give a shit about nintendo games
Don't worry there's a 3D Mario game coming.... in 2027
I can smell your stench from a mile, Palsnoy.
Is Sonic actually beating Mario, finally? After all these decades? Both the games and movies are better.
>>736152121He is also the one spamming blacked in stellar blade threads and horse porn in tomb raider threads
>>736154707You need help. You have at least 5 different boogie men to blame when a nintendo product sucks. Just take the L and move on imstead of accusing Eric/Sonic/Palworld
>>736136628>+50 Nintendo bonus>still at 37So the real score is -13?
>>736136628This movie is so fucking horseshit
Genuine question, why are adults(manchildren) going to see a movie to children and are surprised its a movie for children?
>>736154806>>736154841>>736154869>>736154903>>736154941Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>736154942Why do children not deserve high quality entertainment like they had in the past?
>>736145396Holy bot reviews, well cant take the audience reviews seriously
>>736153458>this is the inner thought process of eric schizonow it all makes sense
>>736151060Where do I buy this?
eric schizo always makes me smile, just imagining him immediately replying to every negative post over and over again while sweating and cursing
>>736154952>>736155087Is this a bot?
MAMA MIA
>>736145783>and Rosalina and Peach being sisters is just really bizarre Nintendo would allow it.]not really. blue and pink siblings is a pretty big japanese thing.
>>736155181No sadly
>>736155176The sad thing is that he didn't even buy nintendo games, he is some autistic indian hired to defend NintendoSeriously ask him to post his games, he won't do that
Snoys need to be killed, holy shit.
>>736138098>>736136891>>736138638>>736144178Are you guys genuinely NPCs? The concept isnt new but for some reason everyone’s using it like it’s a new lingo. Clearly you faggots have seen someone say it on Twitter or TikTok and now can’t help but parrot
>>736155196Its weird that the movies made this a thing when tge ganes had the opportunity to do so for almost 20 years
hi guys i'm eric
>>736155181no it's the most mentally ill tendie on the board. he spends all day doing this. if someone tracked him down and killed him no one would miss him and this board would improve.
>>736155282People like you are the most thick and obnoxious retards there is.
>>736155237he's probably some third worlder in that case, though he definitely works for free>>736155289Finally, the man of the hour. How does it feel to have such a dedicated hater?
>>736155181Nah a guy who lost his mind when Tears of the Kingdom turned out to be shit
>>736155268>Snoys>Pcsnoys>OotsnoysLegit what the fuck went wrong with modern nintendies?
>>736155404don't forget cubesnoys and n64snoys
>>736155394He didn't even buy totk, not even it's biggest defender buy the game
>>736155010Because they have no standards and clearly neither do their parents if they only play fortnite and whatever corporate slop gets shit out that year
Nintendeen wonEric wonIwata-san wonCubies wonSteamies wonPalworld wonSonic Crossworlds wonSonic (movies) wonOOT won - and is getting a remake!
>>736155404Maybe your kind shouldn't act like snoys then.
>>736155404>OotsnoysThe tendie pajeet will stop using this when oot remake is announced btw
>>736155286movie's are a better place for an outlandish story or twist. that's why nintendo signed off on the original super mario bros movie.
>>736155459>>736155578>>736155593Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>736155578Go back to choking on Iwata's dead dick, snoy.
I knew Tendies were schizos, but holy shit, this movie looks like Hollywood slop why go so far to defend this shit and not want better
>>736136628>look it up>It's realWtf
>>736136628colorful lights for the slop generation
>>736155580Anon you are over 40 years old, any war over a fucking machine was over, you are not young anymore and people moved on, why are you so mindbroken? Nintendo is a company, not your friend Most people moved to pc
>>736155593He will change the term to 64snoys
I can’t even blame them for making a shit movie when they know it will make 900 million at the box office no matter how bad it is.
>>736155580Aren't you tendies the ones constantly trying to send every not nintendo threads to /vg/?
I have tendie fatigue
>>736155639>First Movie got a 59 So they learned nothing about the movie's retarded pacing
>>736155630hollywood isn't capable of making good movies in the modern day. talent is gone but the greed and cgi remains.
>>736155657Kek
>>736155769Nintendo are retards for giving the Mario Movie to fucking Illumination
Like I legit saw old Zelda threads full of people but with botw and tokt it's just the same op and the schizo conveniently arriving at the same time
Are the women again just stronk female characters?
>>736136628it's almost like Sony owns RT or something haha
>>736155825They made bank with it so clearly not
>>736136628Pretty sure critics hated previous movie too, before it aired and became popular
>>736155886But you tendies constantly shilled metacritic?
>>736155873Yes, but in a crazy twist they made Rosalina a jobber and get less screen time than Fox lmao
>>736155767i'm sure nintendo had 1.3 billion reasons not to fuck with the formula over some limp wristed faggot reviewers opinion
>>736155941Oof
>>736155852>>736155934Nice sametrannying, Eric
What would be the opposite of You lost and got raped?
WTF ERIC HAS JUST APPEARED IN MY CAPTCHA
>>736156032>>736156047Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>736155889They would have made bank regardless, but I guess they don't care about making decent movies
>>736155767I doubt they care if the movie is actually good. They just repeated whatever sold tickets in the first place.
>>736155941Why is this shit even called Mario Galaxy the movie
>>736156076
>>736156138>Why is this shit even called Mario Galaxy the movieBecause it's about Mario in space. Did you even play the game? Rosalina does nothing in the actual game except stand around in the hub and restore the Galaxy at the end.
>>736155892Snoys are scrapping the bottom of the barrel looking for something to hold against Nintendo.Critics didn’t like Nintendo's glorified 90 minute ad. Big whoop
>>736156138But ..but Fox McCloud
>>736156304>Nintendo's glorified 90 minute adOh fuck off, snoy.
>>736156504kek, that one got you huh eric schizo
....maybe the movie is just bad
>S-SCHIZO SCHIZO SCHIZOShut the fuck up, Eric.
>>736156618kill yourself spammer. even your family are ashamed of you and think you should kill yourself.
>>736156578>>736156504 Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>736149943Get troondies their own board and /v/ is fixed.
>>736139619flop of the century
>>736156692Nice projection, Eric. Maybe you should follow your own advice.
>>736156730oh yeah just like with /vmg/ uh?
>>736136891>Be brownoid>Browsing twitter>See other browns label thing as "jingly keys">Hue hurhur haha!!>500 million other 60 IQ browns experience the same thing>Now the saying is suddenly everywhere within 2 weeks, because unfortunately you are everywhere as well
>>736137851The live action one is good but doesn’t do a good job of utilizing the source material.
>>736157060The movie is just jiggling keys on the screen though
>a movie being entertaining is bad because..>...because it just is okay???
>>736157060t. ESL
>>736156751That's $48 more than you'd ever make
>>736157060this retard played DK bananza and clapped at every s0i face.this retard is in his 30s and went to see the mario galaxy movie like >>736137374he then came straight home to defend it online.
>>736142969>sonic >bad gamesOnly stinker in the past few years was Rumble and thats an obvious mobile cashgrab. Crossworlds has been nonstop curbstomping MKW est day one.
>>736157060The term jingly keys is older than you retarded zoomer.
>>736156730That did nothing to stop the Pokemon posts on here, all that happens is that people think they're better than their contemporaries and flee the containment zone as refugees even though everyone else sees them the same way that they see the degens in their own space. It happens with gacha threads on /v/ that become pseudo generals too even though they have /vg/ to fall back on.
>Nintendo actually does good movies unlike Sony>OP starts to seethe endlessly
>>736157103>>736157206>>736157313>>736157453Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>736157453>>736157453>>bad games>Only stinker in the past few years was Rumble and thats an obvious mobile cashgrab.Here's all the shit Sonic games in the last few years:Sonic Colours UltimateSonic Origins Sonic Frontiers Sonic Racing Crossworlds
>>736148914>the BEST Nintendo movie you DIDN'T watch
>>736157453Please don't use Sonic in your gay console warring crusade. You were never a fan of him, you fucking tourist.
>>736147608holy shit is that a heckin ME reference
>>736136628Why didnt they do super mario world first
>>736157852Nice sametrannying, Eric
mental illness
is this all sonyfags and nintendofags do now
>>736157939Neither have games so they have to make up their own fun, yeah.
>736157939>736157982>one minute apart
>>736157453People forget Superstars even exists half the tome
>>736158004>when you're such a paranoid schizophrenic that you see everyone as the same personA sad state of affairs.
>>736157639But you are going to shill the Zelda movie made by sony
>>736150383d'aww, you caught meguess you have to punish me now ahaha>>736150539True, I am based!
How long is this guy going to carry on like this. Do you think his parents hate him?
>>736158189Considering he has spent 9 years shitting on Nintendo for no reason and has made it /v/'s problem? Until he kills himself or his parents do.
I’ll enjoy it and then all the faggots in this thread and all the faggot critics will seethe when it makes over a billion.
>>736158189Imagine the tens of thousands of both hours and dollars (for proxies to ban evade) he's put into calling people 'Eric' on a Chinese cartoon imageboard.
>736158148
>>736158256This movie is meant to be watched with a fetus, and even then there are better movie for fetuses
Professional critics are basically snobs these days, they don't usually view things with the same low brow mindset as the general public. This is why Rotten Tomatoes critics scores tend be wildly different from the user scores.
>>736158264>>736158332Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>736158256So just like when disney buy their own tickets then?
>>736158332Good to see the movie's making you seethe.Maybe Sony should ask Nintendo on how to do an actual movie so they don't end up with another Morbius, Madam Web, Kraven the Hunter, or worse, making the Concord of cinema.
>>736158408Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>736158418so you're saying the zelda movie is going to be shit since sony is making it?
>>736141135>Sonic win-ACK
>>736158523CURSE YOU..... ERIC!!!!
>>736158523OUCH
>>736157785>thinks crossworlds is shitFiltered. At least MKWs got your abysmal skill level covered with straight lines for tracks.
>>736158567>>736158523>>736158593>>736158628Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>736158656but it actually will be shit because sony's making it, these are the same fuckers that thought the emoji movie was a good idea
>>736158332Yeah I’ll have a beer at the theater with my gf while you cry about the movie being for a fetus. I picked up the yoshi popcorn bucket yesterday. Yoshi told me you’re a faggot.
>>736154806Sonic won.
>>736158710Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>736159070>>736158558
>>736159070Nice sametrannying, Eric
>manually spamming and ban evading for nine hours straightSimply epic, my dude.
>>736154806PINGAS
>>736159098you have to believe me please
Should have just called this Star Fox the movie.
>>736159283Nice sametrannying, Eric
Who hurt you in your formative years, bro?
>>736158916>gf (male)
>>736159449Op got raped by his uncle that owned a Nintendo console
>>736159449I got bullied my a snoy with a big black cock when I was a kid and now I take it out on everyone
Yup, Sonic is still the king!
>>736159707>>736159558Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>736151319This has so much more charm to it then illumination slop could never hope to
