>Half Life>you start the game at max HP
>the last of us>there’s a sequel
>hogwarts legacy>none of these niggas is ever mentioned in the movies
>Resident Evil 2 >takes place in a police station not a residence at all
>Alan Wake>Theres parts where he’s asleep
>Max Payne>No bonuses for playing at minimum health
>>736138503>line cook: but pretentious the show
>>736142287Civilians wouldn't understand
>Solid Snake>isn't a snake, nor solid
>Golf with your Friends>no friends
>>736138503>Half Life 2>Start the game at 100hp but get it upgraded to 200hp at the end
>>736138503I think all food is overrated. The only reason luxury restaurants with over prepared food exist, is for the upper class to flex on the peasants. Communists are unironically right about food.
>>736138503>Dark souls>you don’t play as a black musician
>Look Outside>Looking outside is an instant game over
>>736138503>Smash bros>theres zero homo sex
>No, I'm not a human>You're a human
>Baba Is You>Is>Win
>Little Goody Two Shoes>You play as a brat
>FINAL Fantasy>There are 20+ more games in the series
>half life>you're not radioactive
>Sekiro Shadows Die Twice>They actually die up to four times
>Hollow Knight>You're full of Soul
>Company of Heroes>There's a German campaign
>(hikikk)OMORI>You're expected to go out at the first occasion
> Starcraft> You don't craft any stars
>Devil May Cry>"Devils never cry."
>XCOM: Enemy Unknown>The enemy is known
>Farenheit>Doesn't get localized as Celsius
>>736145163Why the FUCK is there so little porn of that doctor?
>>736138503Ah, but you start with 0 battery, so really, you're at half life.
>>736138503No you don't.Armor counts as your hitpoints and you don't have your HEV suit at the start.
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>>736138503>Half Life>Gordon Freeman doesn't decay into half after 5,730 yearswtf
>>736145220Quite a niche game
>>736144339I love the artstyle of this game
>>736145292The fuck it is.
>Suzerain>You play as a president
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>>736145292>xcom>niche what the fuck are you talking about
>The Roottrees are Dead>The whole game is about you searching for those of them who are actually alive.
>Umurangi Generation >No red sky
736142369it’s a scat joke 736142374Only god has free sex. Didn’t you read the Bible? 736143840That’s a good point. But I think they’re actually just calling you a nigger.736144549Thats literally the point 736145045Stars are a symbol for wishing. They’re essentially poking fun at the first pro game, it’s basically named “this doesn’t take any skill” 736145163Theyre saying men want to kill their enemy, but they don’t know who is responsible for this reality or something. Or what he is, or where.
>NBA 2026>it's only like the 27th entry in the series
>>736145651Tactical turn-based games are niche. Very few people actually played Enemy Unknown.
>Space Station 13>There are no 12 previous games
>>736145719Dude all the nba players have fake names lol. Like we’re in a simulation. They’re actually Satans clones and he says he likes to make more.
>Foxhole>Not a furry porn game
>Metal Slug>Realize it's slug (bullet) instead of slug (snail) 20 years later
>>736146108WHAT THE FUCK
>>736146108You might be retarded
>Super Mario 64>it's a Nintendo 64 exclusive and doesn't have a port on the Super Nintendo
>Shadow Man>protagonist is a nigger
>>736145773EU sold 3.3 million copies in pc alone and xcom 2 is even more popular, you're retarded
>>736138503>fart>actually shartAnyone else?
>XCOM 2>STALKER 2>Actually 4th game in the series
>>736146225Plus, the 1 move + 1 action system was copied by dozens of other tRPGs after
>>736146108It could be literal description of the games tank being all metal and moves sluggishly like a snail (besides the jumping)
>>736146204>Rockman>Is not made of rock
>>736146398He's made out of rock n roll (metal)
>Infernax>you don't deduce a single Knack
>>736143601The more you read it, the funnier it gets.
>>736143745Idk what commies said about food, but I doubt you ever good luxury food. Tell us, what did you eat and more importantly what did you drink? FYI if you smoke or drink coffee, your buds are toast, you can't taste it anymore.
>>736146601>what did you eat Five Guys>and more importantly what did you drinkMilkshake
>>736146651That's not luxury, but overpriced and overvalued. Cooking has never been more lucrative than nowadays.
>>736146225>>736145292The assumption fanart == popularity is retarded. the type of fans that drawn fanart are barely fans at all. remember the jack-o crouch meme? Which surfaced years and years after jack-o's original debut in xrd, where she had the same crouch stancefanartists dont actually engage in the series they draw, they're artists first, games are just free design references for them to copy and make art for gooners that also dont play games.
>>736142369he undeniably is solidliquid snake, on the other hand...
>>736146108you didnt have to do this
>>736146668>prunedheh
>>736146973>The assumption fanart == popularity is retardedthis
>romeo is a dead man>he's alive
>>736146973Popularity = Fanart is a good indicator but depends on the genre.If it's a nu-RPG it 100% correlates because like you said artists need to sniff where most popularity lies and then make goonworks that draws even more attention to the games.
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>slay the spire>you don't slay the spire
>>736146108Even as an idiot child who barely knew anything about guns I knew they meant the bulletRespectfully, are you brain damaged anon?
>>736148604Esl, it didn't click until last year.
>Pizza Tower>the tower isn't made out of pizza
>>736145257>valve is waiting until he decays to release HL3A daring marketing ploy
>>736146178I remember as a child thinking that Mario 64 and the Nintendo 64 were called that because they were the 64th Mario game and Nintendo console
>>736148715Eh ok. ESL makes sense English is a dumb as fuck language
>>736138503>Ghost Trick>you actually do get tricked by a ghost
>Mario Kart 64>There are only 8 karts
>>736148584You do though.
>>736150412you destroy the heart, sure, but the spire itself still stands. you don't "slay" the spire.
>>736150691>you stabbed the man in the heart, sure, but his body is still lying there. you didn't "slay" the man.
>>736150691It's not called Destroy the Spire.
>>736150790...what??
>Dawn of War>War has been happening for over 40,000 years already
>>736150067they're all the same kart
>Super Smash Bros>most characters aren't related.
>Metal Gear Solid 3>There isn't a Metal Gear and no one called Solid
>>736151597Eve makes me solid though
>guilty gear>the gear isn't guilty
>>736151952the gears are all guilty though. Dizzy alone has killed BILLIONS.
>>736146108holy shit
>ninja gaiden>it's actually the main series
>Lost Planet>takes place on a planet that was found
>Battlefield 1>Not the first game of the series
>>736152373Have some respect, she's a married mother.
>>736138503>Persona >There are no Persona's
>stalker: clear sky>There are cloudy moments
>abiotic factor>most of the factors that affect gameplay are biotic
>Prey>game is actually atheist
>Sonny 2>There's only one of him
>Rayman 2: The Great Escape>Stalag Luft III and tunnels Tom, Dick and Harry are nowhere in the game
>>736144192wait whatwhat's causing baba to become cog here?
>>736142287Is the The Bear? What an overrated show. I watched the first episode thinking the flashbacks were him just day dreaming about being a real chef while making goyslop sandwiches. When I realized that wasn’t the case I totally lost interest. They ruined what could have been a good slacker comedy with tedious melodrama.
>>736138503>Pacific Drive>There's a 100' wall between you and the pacific at all times
>Mega man X>is not the tenth game in the series
>>736151952Sol is literally THE guilty gear.
>silent hunter: wolves of the pacific >It's all just submarines and ships
>rainbow six siege>theres more than six operators>most are not gay
>>736157397Something off screen, I originally made that to post in the Cogmind discord/reddit/other social but I forgor
>>736138503you start the game at max hp but you can't get armor until you get your HIV suit
>doom>it's actually thrash
>Dark Souls>The souls are White
>>736162107These guys are the Dark Souls
>dynasty warriors>only like, 4 officers have their kids in the game
>marathon>you can save and come back later very often
>Snowrunner>You drive the whole time
>Undertale>No furry anal rimming
>Unreal>game is perfectly real
>New Super Mario Bros.>The game is almost 20 years old
>Left 4 Dead>Nobody leaves you for dead
