>AYO DEEZ WYPIPO DON SEZUN DEY ROOMS
>>736139734the back rooms is entirely a white 11-17 boy thing. including niggers is the dumbest thing they could do
>>736139965Shouldn't even be casting a middle age guy in the role.
the blackrooms
>how can I make money off thisughh
>liminal space>terrifying
>>736139734>See 4channel post about interesting concept>Immediately plot to fill it with interracial, blacks, and females.
>>736140269there aren't any actors under the age of 30 left. Hollywood has become such an insular little circlejerk they don't let any new blood in anymore. so they're casting people in their 50s and 60s for action and romance movies now.
>A24 literally copied this
>>736141143AHHHHHHHHH IT'S BLACK
>>736141081Hollywood is dying, revenue from all sources are drastically reduced because no one goes to movies anymore, no one cares about celebs, so less merchandising, no one rents or buys movies, the streaming model alone can't sustain Hollywood the way it used to be.
bro ain't even a cool black guy, mf looks like he preordered buck breaking and believes in yakub
I always thought that the backrooms really needed more close-ups of actors staring wide-jawed and saying shit like "this is fucked", so I'm glad to see that's what they went with instead of anything interesting.
>>736140920this is why you never release an idea to the public, not without a name attached to itnormalfags ruin everything
a24 is so fucking shit and overrated.also founded by jews.i got 30 mins into this movie and just couldnt continuethe elden ring movie is going to suck eight different ways, and fromsoft/miyazaki arent even gonna pretend to be involved with it just like with the sekiro anime.
Didnt Kane Pixels or whatever its called already do this with a better premise?
>>736139734What story is there to even model this movie on anyways? I thought the backrooms was just a short paranormal VHS horror where you run around infinite rooms with the same textured tiles or something?
>>736139734
>middle aged nigger with no personalityterrible casting t b h
>>736141692They are just pumping movies out, they are like Hammer Films for the modern age, most will be bad, but some gems will slip through the cracks, Warfare was kino.
>>736141758The series by Kane Pixels, which has a bit more to it, and a bit of intrigue surrounding the organization researching it - though, given how it seems like the people in the trailer are just sorta fucking around of their own volition rather than being part of said organization, it seems like we're not even getting that, but who the hell knows?Just watch Kane's series on JewTube. He's working directly with gAy24 to make this movie, but even that won't stop the movie from being normalfag cinemaslop.
>>736139965Gen Z still has white kids?
>>736141751This is movie is by Kane Pixels
wyatt stagg's coffin vibrating rn
>Fnaf movie>Iron Lung movie>Backrooms movie>FAITH movie in productionWhen did we shift toward the Indie Cinematic Universe?
>>736139734John Peele's horrorslop and it's consequences have been a disaster for filmmaking.
>>736139734>His sclera is the same color as the wallsWhy are blacks like this?
>>736142087It's a sign of desperation, they have to appeal to someone or they'll die.
>>736142087Cast him
>>736141642Imagine being the anon who came up with the backrooms, your idea generates millions upon millions of dollars yet you don't get a dime or credit out it.
>>736142087forgot The Exit 8
>>736142338I don't have to imagine. Blizzard threw a fucking melty when Dota took off
>>736139734>the black rooms
>>736141692They had good publicity when they focused on carefully selected slowburn horror productions but now it's just any rubbish.
>>736142330idris elba
>>736142974I could see it
>>736139734This isn't a video game, and I don't think there are any relevant backrooms video games
>>736142059This. Idiots, idiots everywhere
One of the appeal of Backroom is the whole self insert part and seeing the horror in 1st person view. This really fuck that part up.
>>736141143Quasimodo predicted this
>>736139965The backrooms started as some random post on 4chan, it clearly is brown to the core.
>>736143273Yeah it's hilarious how it's from the same guy as those videos yet they still managed to miss the point of the whole thing
>>736143421
>>736142087When Hollywood became the swamp Trump mentioned and are part of the epstein cult of pedojews. Hollywood is literal Mossad and CIA pysops.
I genuinely don't understand the point of this movie existingWhy would the average cinema goer even be interested in a movie where a black guy and a woman soiface while walking around a bunch of empty rooms and corridors?
>>736143421lel reminds me of the nu-starwars reveal
>>736141143Basedcacas.... have won....
>>736139734Is that Chiwatel Ejiofor? He was fucking amazing in Serenity and as far as I'm concerned, he is one of the GOATS by association with that movie
>>736141143sharty will make shit like this and then say they're not gay
i hate shartoids like you wouldn't believe
lxm
>movie based on a meme that started on 4chan>main character is a white woman and a black manLMAO!
>>736145176She's his therapist, anon.They're not lovers.
a24 the masters of stealing from others without giving credit
>>736142142the fuck did i do
>>736145176It's a horror movie, anon. What could be more horrifying for a white woman than to be stranded with a black man?
>>736139734Really should have gone for the HAZMAT aesthetic
>>736144161yes anon shartoids fap to this obvious shitpost
>>736139734>Back RoomsI don't get it, is this the first friendslop game or something? Why is this indie slop popular enough to become a movie? Did a streamer fund it like Markplier did for Iron Lung or Jacksepticeye is doing for Godmother or whatever?
>>736143421Lmao
>>736142087I can't wait for the:>Clair Obsuc: Expedition 33>Hollow Knight>Balatro>Vampire Surivorsmovies...
>>736142330Debra Wilson
This also exists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU6q_BwYz2k lmao
>>736139734Not video games.
>see black man>immediate melty This entire movie concept is retarded but come on.
oh no they ruined the redditrooms
>>736150056Movies are videogames according to Sony exclusives' cinematic experience like TLOU1&2
will the retarded squiggle monster show up?
>>736139734>GRAAAAH I AM ANGRY BECAUSE THE LEAD ACTOR ISN'T WHITEIs it 1935 again? lmao
AYO*sucks air through teeth*SO YOU BE SAYIN*steals purse from the white women*WE IN SOME KINNA*sprays graffiti on the walls*BACK ROOMS AN SHEET?*stabs then kills the white women*
>>736139734is that.. whatshisface.. duracell etiofar?
bump
>>736153506Why the fuck would you bump this, you colossal faggot?
>>736139734OP reminds me of this weird trend of marketing where instead of putting anything interesting in the poser but a black guy starring at the camera.>yes this will really sell our gameAnd yes I realize OP is probably April Fool's.
Fun little concept that was ran completely into the ground, doesnt work as a game either unless you incorporate it as a small part/it's own level like in abiotic factor.>>736154396Think again white boi
>>736142034Depends on the country
>>736141692how did a24 become popular anyway?
>>736149483Imagine:Binding of isaac - the movieMewgenics - the movie
>>736155098slow burn, spine tingling, subversive and bone chilling horror that revolutionized the genre
>>736149483>>736155165Darkwood TV series could work... like that "From" or "Lost" mysteryslop series
>>736139734>black man in a room>film called blackroomJust how can these people get a pass on this?
Do you think the original Anon killed himself seeing how much people are profiting off of his idea?
>>736155098They had a string of good horror releases when the genre was in a lul, and that built up a reputation of qualityNow they're just throwing money at whatever in hopes of getting some big hits
The trailer made it like he can leave anytime he wants doesn’t that ruin the whole premise of the backrooms
>>736154731>do you really think this will help us sell more products?>sell?
>>736141957>the organization researching itWhy does everything have to be SCP these days? The fastest way to kill intrigue about a paranormal horror is to have some jackoff secret organization investigating it just to be an exposition dump for the audience.
>>736156971That would require the guy making this to have any creative ideas of his own outside of "What if I took this 4chan post, and put SCPs in it?"
>>736139734>chuds: owned>backrooms: BBC'edTotal trans victory, sisters.Was interested in that movie, guess I won't bother now.
>>736139734LETSSS FUCKINGGGG GOOOOO. My brother and i are there fay one, probably his gf too, she loves this stuff.>>736139965Its literally 4chan millennial shit
>>736156971Its not SCP, its some research firm. When they found it by mistake, their original plan was to turn into storage units
Is she going to be in the movie?
I have chud fatigue
>>736139734Hes an award winning British actor what more do you want
>>736139734So if the backrooms are an empty run down unused office space are the front rooms a perfectly furnished modern up to date office?
>>736141143banning /qa/ unleashed true mental illness
>>736139965Retarded Am*rican.
A24 is super kiked btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83UoZcdX__Y
>>736143958Jewish Han Solo?
>>736158228>>Jewish Han Solo... Anon, you might want to sit down for that one.
>>7361411436 million? Anyway, this is coal that turned out to be a gemerald.>>736141692After Moot was found with Epstein and now this shit, I think jews secretly want to be anons.
>>736141143holy fucking lmao i am at work and have to hold back bursting into laughter with a pokerface surrounded by my employees
>>736141081
>>736143958All these rooms, and nobody's renting!!
>>736157673asking the real questions
>>736143504>Started here on 4chan>Reddit claimed it as theirs during the popularity boom>Nobody believes it came from here even though you can search up the OG postDo you think the anon who thought it up has killed himself?
>>736139965The Force is FemaleThe Backrooms are Black
>>736161062Hopefully
>>736161062Anon was probably broke as fuck eating nothing but noodles everyday while people who stole his idea are now millionaires I'd kill myself too
>>736155971Don't forget long static shots of filming the mirror while people are talking
>>736161062Should have copyrighted it
>>736141143i wish i was dead so i won't see garbage like this
