Daisy is in the post credits scene.https://x.com/i/status/2039176327870492835
Closer look at Fox in the movie. Press F for Rosalinafags.
spoiler your image you fucking xitter tranny
where is Wario? wtf?
>>736151329AIIIEEEEE IS THAT A SPOILER OF PRINCESS DAISY??? IN A SUPER MARIO MOVIE?? HELP ME NIGGER SAN
>>736151146That does not look like her.
where's Kirby?
>>736151329SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
Why is Starfox in this fucking movie more than Rosalina?Why is Starfox in this fucking movie at all?
>>736151452fuck you i'm snitching to jannies
>>736151146It's weird to me how some characters are 1:1 perfection, and others are just way off model.
>>736151313>Miyamoto is STILL assmad about Koizumi sneaking the Rosalina storybook into Super Mario Galaxy nearly 20 years ago that he made Peach steal Rosalina's entire shtick and reduced Rosalina to having less screentime and relevance than Fox McCloud
>>736151694How are you eventually going to do a Smash Bros movie if you don't start introducing characters
>Peach and Rosalina are sistersincestfags keep winning somehow
>>736151753Why her head so big
>>736151329The CRIPPLE is the REAL vilain
>>736151795If this ends up making its way into game canon, I pity the poor fools who need to retag 20 years of Peach X Rosalina porn on all the relevant websites.
the movie should have been Mario, Luigi and Yoshi going on an adventureleave Peach home ffs
>>736151146If they stop smirking do they die
>>736151329Darth Vader was Luke's father all along
>>736151694>StarfoxHow does Metroid holds all those missiles?
>>736151146webm
>>736151313Furries are eating good.
>>736151329Tyler Durden is a split personality of the narrator
>>736152398>first thing Daisy does is punching a monkey because she's not like your typical princess
>>736152630The worst part is, this would be an actually good establishing moment if Peach and Rosalina weren't already "le ebin girlboss".If all the other girls are already girlbossing, Daisy has literally nothing to make her stand out.
>>736151694>Why is Starfox in this fucking movie at all?Fox is Miyamoto's special child after Mario. Same reason Pikmin show up in the film. Those three IPs are his creations.>Why is Starfox in this fucking movie more than RosalinaSee above. Dude is 70 years old and senile and probably just wanted to all his babies on the big screen together before he kicks the bucket. Also he was infamously against Rosalina's storybook being added to the Galaxy games.
>>736151329Imu reveal is a yugioh card villain
>>736151913Let it happen
>>736152398Ukiki needed to steal that to put food on the table.
>>736151146>>736152398>Japan bent the knee to wokenessIt's over.
>>736152630>first thing Daisy does is punching a Bowser because she's not like your typical princess
>>736152398that's just Peach in disgise right
>>736152630>Another girlbossFuck this woke shit
Any webm of the Star Fox crew?
>>736152630>Daisy will never spank your monkey
>>736152820Fucking woke progressive Nintendo, turning Daisy into a girlboss when that wasn't her original character, if she was always meant to be "le ebin girlboss" then she would've punched Tatanga in the dick when he tried to kidnap her, and Super Mario Land wouldn't exist.
>>736152707>infamously against itPost proof.
>>736152808How many years have you been denying this?
>>736152630At least this is in character for Daisy.
>>736152398
>>736151146Where's her penis?
>>736152398She managed to look more puncheable than Amy
>>736152630>bitching that a tomboy acts like a tomboylmao faggot
>>736152707And Mr Game and Watch is in it.
>Our girl said the movie is girl-centricUh oh. The anti girl boss Peach schizos ain't gonna like this.
>>736151772>made rosalina a macguffin out of spiteCold.
>>736153132it would be fine if it wasn't because every girl is a tomboy in the movies
>>736152890The manual literally described her as a tomboy
>>736152630To be fair, thats at least somewhat expected of daisy.The problem is they're having peach do that kind of stuff already. Its not unique to daisy anymore
>>736151694Smash Bros. Cinematic Universe. Do you have to ask?
>>736152398wow luigi gets to fuck that?
whoever watches it is a cattle and i'll treat them like one
>>736151146Hate american disney 3d slop so much
>>736151940>the movie should have been Mario, Luigi and Yoshi going on an adventureThey really blew their load too early. It should have just been The Super Mario World Movie, with the trio adventuring out past the Mushroom Kingdom and running into Wario, Walugi, Daisy, and other SMB2 stuff they tried to shoehorn into this one. Now they've already raised the stakes and grandiosity by going into outer space, and adding several non-Mario characters, so like what the hell can they even do from here? Galaxy should have been the third one in a trilogy.
>>736152398Why the fuck is Daisy even here if Peach and Rosalina already stole her shtick?My wife and #1 fap fuel doesn't stick out anymore.
>>736153275Dear god no...Thankfully this movie is set to gigaflop which will prevent such a nightmare scenario.
>>736153108Touching the ground
>>736153373entirely made to suck off Kemoshota.
>no warioCome on manI guess the daisy teaser at the end means mario land adjacent stuff is next so maybe he'll be in movie 3 but come on.
>>736151146Looks awful
>>736152398Would.
>>736152398>monkey steals shitEvery time
it will still sell zillions however
>>736152398>punching a black-coded character that just stole something
I CAN'T STEAL
>>736151146It's still making a billion, right?
So, is "Star Fox" aiming to attract audiences who are fans of Zootopia and furries?
>>736153150That was unironically my favorite part. Probably the only good part.
where's olimar
>>736151329NOOOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN' CHILDRENS MOVIE SPOILERS
>>736151329>spoilers for a movie for literal toddlersYou have to be 18+ to post here.
>>736152862Thing is, Daisy kind of fits as a girlboss who throws punches.The real problem is that there are two other girlbosses in the movies already, so she loses that identity.
>LeakLmfao it came out at midnight retard
>>736153651jamboy this movie was in production for 3 years
>>736153613Yes, unfortunately.
>>736152871None yet sadly. From what I heard it's apparently just a brief and quick retro style sequence of Fox explaining where he comes from and his crew mates. That's all the mention they get in the film.>>736153651>So, is "Star Fox" aiming to attract audiences who are fans of Zootopia and furries?Always has. But, yeah probably. Smart move to include him in a $1 billion grossing movie if those rumors of 2 new Star Fox games are true. One should be revealed sometime this month.
>>736152862Daisy IS a girlboss. Always has been. The shitty part is they've now made both Peach and Rosalina girlbosses already for no reason.
is bowser still a retarded cuck in this movie
>>736153651create another generation of furries
>>736153685i'd love a movie of pikmin 1 if it was completely faithful to the game's atmosphere and olimar's character. which it probably wouldn't be
No Krystal no buy
How are they even going to differentiate Daisy's and Peach's personalities? They're both "tomboy princess punches things".
So is Kirby not in the post credit scene?
the reviews for this movie are very funny, it's super ultra boring dogshit if they're not wrong
>>736153651They have a big Star Fox game in the works or they wouldn't have bothered. I don't think DK would have even been in the first movie if Bananza wasn't in production.
>>736153836>is bowser still bowser
>>736151874Okay which one is this referring to?
goyslop status?
>>736153919bowser was never shown as a bumbling retard. He was almost always a legitimate threat and was never show as being unintelligent.
>>736153836Bowser was the most accurately portrayed character in the first movie.
>>736152630>daisy punching a dinduwtf based?
From what I've gathered, Peach and Toad go on their own adventure separate from Mario and Luigi. The Mario Bros find Yoshi while Peach and Toad come across Fox, with both teams converging sometime right before act 3 and all the characters helping stop Bowser.>>736153907He's not.
>>736153831>Daisy IS a girlboss. Always has been.>looks at SML where it was only "stated" and not shownHmm.
>>736153965>>736153963
>>736153301Seethe harder, Snoy.
>>736153898Movie Peach is a bit of a bitch, so just have Daisy be nice to be around and actually get lovey-dovey with Luigi.
>>736153836He starts out compliant and chummy, and then is convinced into being evil again.
>>736153963Dude lost every time hes a loser fag
I liked that in the original mario galaxy, bowser didn't even know that rosalina existed. She was basically a powerful wild card that showed up to help mario.Why is junior after her in this movie
>>736153995>Galaxy movie>Rosalina is barely in itFor what purpose?
>>736153907They're not actually building up to Smash. This is just Miyamoto wanting all his favorite sons in a movie.It's not a coincidence that Rosalina, a character he has publicly been critical of following Galaxy 1 got sidelined so hard.
>>736154067you know why
>>736153995>>736154076>Sideline the Mario Galaxy girl in the Mario Galaxy movie so that everyone has more time to suck Fox's dick and talk about what a cool chad he is while be blows shit upI think it's kind of based.Probably because I've never cared about Rosalina and I'm really looking forward to that Star Fox revival.
i just saw it todayis it still not out in the statesit was good, better than i expected from the first one
>>736154067In the original Mario Galaxy Bowser took Rosalina out first by stealing all of the power stars and grand stars from her ship because he knew she could stop him.
Rosalina's backstory was Koizumi putting in plot from under Shiggy's noseI guess Shiggy had the last laugh removing the plot with Rosalina's mother dying and turning the whole thing into Frozenalso Starfox's backstory is animated in 2d and looks suspiciously similar for Fox in Space style:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uieM18rZdHY&t=3s
>>736154013enjoy your goyslop
>>736152398Does the movie takes place in Mario Sunshine world???
>>736151694Miyamoto nepotism
>>736151146Sonic won.
>>736154076just like Luigi was a non-character in the first movie.
Rosalinda...
>snoys and Sonicucks are already seethingCan't wait for the box office sales. This is going to make Nintendo anything from 1.25-1.5 billion in revenue.
>>736154221It's genuinely insane how strict Miyamoto is when it comes to story in Nintendo games. He really just comes off more as a relic of a bygone era than some kind of genius savior. This isn't the 80's anymore. Video game players enjoy engaging with something of substance, instead of lack thereof. I'm sure he's the reason why Star Fox 64 keeps getting remade with the same exact story each time.
>>736153671The part where Bowser basically reveals the whole bad guy plan in a deb time story for Bowser Jr was the smartest bad buy plan reveal I've seen in a movie ever.The film was full of lots of great visual gags, visual gags are the core of this film.>dry bones skull in sand eats mini goomba>it just keeps walking through the hole in the back of it's head
>>736153221And is that there in the original JP manual? That could've just been NoA making shit up.
>>736151329Every instance of Rosalina + Peach smut needs to be updated with the incest tagHow is that for a spoiler
>"Sorry Space Bitch, but this is my movie now!"Why did they have Fox say that?
>>736154432Does it even matter? By the time we see her in spinoff games she was a tomboy.
>>736152398This could have worked if they didnt make Peach the girlboss one already
>>736154425True. I also like little bits of wordplay.
The worse thing really is not even the plot (even if it IS pretty fucking bad but who cares really) -- but the music is worse tooMusic was easily the best part of first movie by very far -- yes even with forces 80s music there was still enough different track with great remixes from Bryan TylerThey had a selection of hundreds of Mario games and Starfox and Tyler just repeat Rosalina's observatory theme like five times -- even and especially when Fox is controlling which especially wasteful (Corneria theme is only in it for like 3 seconds tops)Very disappointed with music selection in this
>>736154542Rosalina is ALSO the girlboss one for the duration of her screentime getting to be an action gal, so it's even more redundant.
>>736151146>>736151694My beautiful browno, what have they done to you.
>>736153995Yoshi is found right at the start, Mario and Luigi are left to care for the Mushroom Kingdom while Peach and Toad go to find Rosie, but Mario and Luigi end up in space too while Bowser Jr is trying to get his dad back, Peach and Toad need someone to take them to Junkyard Galaxy and Star Fox is the only person willing to take them.
Can Nintendo let Namco take another crack at Star Fox?
>>736154221The Star Fox scene was 3d rendered to look 3d, it's more akin to that Star Fox Zero segment.
>>736151146is like every aspect of this movie about girlbosses now?
>>736154754How about they permanently hand off F-Zero to Sega instead?
>>736151146Brie Larson was in the movie, hate to spoil it for you but there wont be a next one and if there is it will take a manic turn and all plans will be thrown out the window.My bet is on some type of smash bros type movie with all the WAHOO'S
>>736151146THE FIRST POST CREDITS WITH FOX GOING BACK HOME HAS LEAKED. Glen Powell did a nice job voicing him. Star Fox spinoff movie definitely inbound.https://x.com/i/status/2039239027807695330
>>736154474>Can't let you do that, Star Thot!
>>736154817Okay deal
are you guys retardedwhy do you care about a fucking mario kids movie this much
>>736154081That's very cute that Miyamoto actually thinks either Illumination or Nintendo care that much about his opinion.A Mario movie already pulls in a billion at the box office, a Smash movie would do even more so you bet your fucking ass that Nintendo would strangle a kitten if that means that one can be made. Especially with the buzz generated by a simple poster before the movie came out.
>>736154754No, because Miyamoto was utterly mindbroken by the successive critical failures from every single time he tried to make a new Star Fox that wasn't just "Star Fox 64 2", and as far as he's concerned, there's zero need to reiterate on the classic formula because it'd just be Star Fox 64 2, even if he did hamfist some kind of gimmick into it.
>>736154754If there is another Star Fox already in development it could very well be by the part of Namco that works exclusively on Nintendo stuff now. We haven't seen what they've been making since that acquisition.
>>736154909It wouldn't surprise me if they have the NCU and a Smash Movie backed up in concepts and are waiting to pitch it to Hollywood the literal INSTANT Miyamoto dies.
>>736154918I just want Project Aces to make a Star Fox game manIs that too much to ask
what would a smash bros movie even be about outside of a retelling of subspace emissary?
>>736154960>implying they'll waitThey'll just do that Jap thing where they "promote" him into a position where he doesn't actually do anything and has no power, but he gets a nice paycheck until he kicks the bucket.
>>736154909Well it's kinda already too late at this point given the Zelda film rights are with Sony Pictures and not Illumination. Paramount may or may not still have Pokemon depending on if TPCI ever renewed those rights with them.
>>736151146great, more girlboss shit
>>736151676>black guy kills gay guywhat did JK Rowling mean by this?
>>736152398not only is daisy disgusting and looks like the doll from toystory 3.But this is sadistic and pandering to the pedophile monkey torture cult.Little baby Monkeys are cute and need to be protected. You would not violently assault a mischievous child by punching him in the face just because he takes something.
>>736154960The instant Miyamoto dies, the dead man's switch implanted in his heart will set off the explosives and destroy every location even remotely related to Nintendo. There can be no Nintendo without Shigeru Miyamoto, the Caligula of video games.
>>736154812Peach = Captain Marvel girlbossRosalina = Emo girlbossDaisy = Chunky girlboss
>daisy punches a black person for stealingwtf you faggots said this was woke
Snoys are so mindbroken my this movie, it's insane.
>>736155079Okay, snoy.
>>736155092What is the obsession of 3rd world niggroids and chinks getting pets of animals that shouldn't be pets?
>>736154861What would the plan even be to make a Star Fox film a success? Maybe if they can slap it together for like 40 mil they could maybe turn a profit, but Star Fox just doesn't have any pull.https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt28650488/Super Mario Bros Movie made 66M day 1,
>>736152398gotta agree with everyone else, the problem here is that this could be movie peach doing this and it would be 100% in character
>>736154221In Galaxy Switch 2 version, movie version is portrayed as a separate universe
>>736153394that sounds gay but also hot
>>736152398Fucked that nigga up damn
>>736155068I mean that's arguably what the intent behind banishing him to the movie and park realm was originally, to take him out of game development following his stinkers on the Wii U.
>>736155216Wait that's just $48, but I spent $55 on my tickets, I don't get it.
>>736152398She'll never get away with this.
oh by the way probably the best scene action wise in the movie is kaizo Mario Maker level scenei think Mario Maker 3 is coming
>>736152398I have girl boss fatigue. I never imagined they could ruin tomboys, but here we are.
>>736151329Daisy is in a trailer and Fox they posted his poster.
>One of the corpo shill reviews for this was a flat 0 and the guy who wrote it said it physically hurt him to watch the movie>Said he had to stab himself with a pen to think about literally anything elseDo these geriatric dumbfucks get forced into watching movies they hate or something?
>>736155398Oh fuck off, Snoy.
>>736155458Basically, yes. It's the only way they'll get their paycheck. If they could just abstain and still get paid, they would.
>>736155363That's not surprising, they're probably just waiting a while until after the Wonder DLC is old so they don't have sales cannibalism.
>>736152398That is in character for Daisy.But the problem is that Movie Peach and Movie Rosalina are already like that, so I don't know how you're gonna make Daisy stand out unless you crank that tomboy dial to 11.
>>736155481Yes everyone who is sick of a decade plus of girlboss' must be a snoy fan. Fuck off tendie
>>736155363>not the part where baby mario licks the t-rex eyeWhat's it with these movies having Mario touching other things eyesI also unironically liked the ROB part
>>736155059>Master Hand wants to create his own and become god of it>He steals people and places from other worlds (basically merging him with Tabuu)>Main characters come together>"What are we? Some kinda Super Smash Brothers?"2 Smashbilllon guaranteed
>>736155513On one hand it's dangerously based to be so honest but on the other hand it feels like some shit that would be career-endingImagine having to tell your boss that you gave one of the biggest anticipated movies a 0 because you just didn't want to watch it
>>736155610This movie's success is going to completely mindbreak you. I can't wait.Like I said, keep seething snoy.
>>736155458He's just British. Living is a pain over there.
>>736151146>"And how does this make you feel, hon?"
>>736155441>Daisy is in a trailermore browning lies
>>736155771>success equals box office numbers and not actually making a good movietendies can't help sucking shit out of nintendo's asshole
What if they made Daisy a girly girl instead?
>>736155827Consensus does not equal success in the eyes of a corporation. Money does. If something makes a profit, and a large one at that, it is a success, even if people think it was terrible. Why do you think Pokemon's quality has been on a steady decline, continuing to be so despite everyone pointing out the elephant in the room? It's because people buy it regardless, which means it must be working.
Snoys need to be killed, holy shit.
>>736155636mr game and watching rolling a 9 was pretty cool too
>>736155919yeah, so your movie still sucks shit.
>>736155212Makes hot YouTube money. They only treat them as pets for 15 minutes a day then they're back in the cage
>>736151329TENDIE ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK?TENDIE ARE YOU OK?
>>736151694What's wrong with having Fox in a space movie?
>>736155827I mean yeahThe movies are just vehicles to put various Nintendo IPs like DK, Star Fox, Pikmin, etc in the greater public subconscious that Nintendo Directs can’t reach. Quality be damned, as long as it makes the Bing Bing Billy, Nintendo isn’t gonna care. You could argue that making a bad movie might have the opposite effect, but even the Ratchet and Clank moviegame broke sales records despite the movie flopping hard and causing permanent mental damage on the fanbase.
>>736154459>Matpat was rightGOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>736155216Easy. They already jump-started it by putting Fox in a $1 billion dollar grossing movie, and according to word of mouth Glen Powell's performance as Fox is the stand out of the film too. That's gonna bring attention to him and the franchise not seen since Star Fox 64, and get all the nostalgiafags riled up too. Aka 40 year old parents who are already likely taking their kids to see the film. Follow that with two brand new Star Fox games that were already leaked (one coming this summer) and everyone and their kids are gonna show up for a Star Fox movie.
>>736156430>your movieTake your meds. I gave you a reason for the assumption, nothing more. I don't give a shit about this bing-bing-wahoo dumpsterfire. Shigeru could kill himself tomorrow and I wouldn't shed a tear.
>>736154523She was not a tomboy in Tennis 64. At best, she was average or slightly less girly than Peach who was girliness incarnate.
>>736156595>and everyone and their kids are gonna show up for a Star Fox movieDon't count your chickens before they hatch. At least wait and see if those Star Fox games actually end up selling before you greenlight that multimillion dollar Star Fox film.
https://youtu.be/hDYeIonuf44?si=6xoPYsQdhZ6aMk2R&t=70
>>736152398>OMYGOD IS THAT THE HECKIN PRINCESS DAISY FROM MARIO KARTY AAAAAAHHHHHHH IM COOMING BROS NINTENDO TAKE MY MONEY NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!
Somehow this all feels like karma for rosalina fans who made fun of daisy, imagine if she gets a bigger role in the next film than rosalina had in this one
>>736155216>>736156595>>736156863Good timing. Glen Powell wants a Star Fox movie made.https://nintendoeverything.com/star-fox-movie-glen-powell/
>>736152398holy shit I'm not even autistic but just that clip was overstimmy as fuck
>>736157045That's the entire movie, pal.
>>736156974I said this when Daisy was put in Wonder.
>>736157097yea I'll pass on it then, not in the mood to have an epileptic seizure in the middle of it
>>736157045Are you like 80 years old
>>736156595It hasn't grossed 1 billion yet, but it's still Star Fox, sure they did a good job introducing him, and the VA was good, but his best selling game is 4 million, and I'm still dubious that Mario has that kind of power to draw people in and push them into watching a film about another Nintendo character. I personally don't understand how these films have both done well and are still projected to exceed, to me this makes zero sense because I'm a Mario fan so I'm going to watch it, I watched both films day 1, this one I went straight from finishing work to watch it, but for your average joe, I don't get the pull, why isn't Sonic pulling anywhere near as hard as Mario?And just a side note on critics, they are all fucking wrong because you don't watch this film to think about it's plot or to think about the motivations of it's characters, you sit down relax and watch as the visual spectacle reels across the screen playing dumb joke after dumb joke and pushing references to the games.
i like how everyone said it's shitit must be good then
>>736157045i think we found the guy who gave it a 0
>>736154286It takes place in a GALAXYWe already had trailers showing ninji and Wart from Mario 2.
>>736151313>>736152494>>736152707He looks like he fucks wolves
>>736157179sorry I wasn't raised on a ipad and cocomelon
>>736157226>implying he isn't too busy being a lust penis
>>736155458He reviewed the Sonic 3 movie and he said basically the same things. He's just an asshurt pretentious fag that doesn't see video game movies as "real cinema".
>>736151329Not worth spoilering your tendie garbage
>>736152398Idk her head seems off like it is too big and round
What does the tostareenans do in the movie?
>>736155827>snoy don't know what succes means to a movie thanks to Sony movies track record.Keep morbing baldy
>>736156573No they're sisters
so was it really that bad or
>>736157348stop posting reviews from the videogame review site. Use the one for movies that gives accurate numbers
>>736157395It seems to be even more of the same that the first Mario Movie was doing once the brothers got in the Mushroom Kingdom proper, so if you liked that you'll probably like this one too.
>>736157467Fine
I'm straight, but Fox seems more visually appealing than all three princesses .
>>736157395Depends on your opinion of the first film, since overall thoughts are saying it’s exactly the same
>>736155809Ah that explains the overdramatic reaction, british fags are really sensitive for some reasons, man the minions and gru movies must have been pure torture to the guys.
>>736157395It seems like it's just the first one again.Vapid movie of no real substance, but it's still fun if you just want to sit down for a hour and a half and play "spot the references" or see Star Fox get acknowledged by Nintendo for the first time in like a decade.The Peach/Rosalina sister thing is kinda fucking stupid tho.
>>736157368They pin Rosalina down and force her to eat all the huevos
>>736157574Then you're not straight, anon. If you have to clarify that, you're not straight.
>>736157226My dick is fucking READY for the wave of new Fox x Wolf art.>>736157574You get it.
So...no wario??
>>736157021>When we were working on the first movie, we began to get phone calls from actors. They started communicating their enthusiasm. After the first movie was done, there were two phone calls that came from actors expressing incredible conviction and passion about being involved with Nintendo, and one of them was from Glen Powell. He explained that we had to understand how deeply he loved the character of Fox McCloud. His dream was one day to be part of a Star Fox movie. I’m listening to this going, ‘he has no idea that Miyamoto-san and I are talking about Star Fox being in this new movie,’ and Glen is expressing this passion for this.I hope he liked the role.
DON'T LEAK IT!!!
>>736157368Nothing reallyIt's just that's where they meet Yoshi was stuck there after getting to be a tourist in Mario's world and the pipe back was blocked on the other sideHe was pretty much calling for help and the tostarenans got scared
>>736157510>not posting the highest rated videogame adaptation of all time
>>736157395Okay I just walked out of watching the mario galaxy movie. People werent joking, holy shit it's so bad. There is literally no character moments, no real plot the movie, it's just flashing nonstop references to the video games for 90 mins, I really hated it and I usually enjoy illumination movies as dumb movies. Way worse than the first one because at least the first one gave you time to breathe before hitting you in the head with video game references. Holy shit I feel so bad after watching that.
>>736152398N
>>736157761>He explained that we had to understand how deeply he loved the character of Fox McCloud. His dream was one day to be part of a Star Fox movie. I’m listening to this going, ‘he has no idea that Miyamoto-san and I are talking about Star Fox being in this new movie,’Cute. Would've loved to see his reaction when he was told that they wanted him to voice Fox.Hell, keep him around to voice Fox for the games if he likes the character that much.
>>736155756He works for a serious, 250 year old British newspaper. I don't think they are bothered about giving a baby movie a poor review.
>>736157574>>736157697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S3UEcL6vRE
>>736157884>copy paste
>>736157510Meh, I liked Mario Galaxy movie way more than Sonic, why the fuck are those human characters still there.>>736157912Would be nice but with what budget.
>>736157884t. 38 year old man
>>736157510>It's a 30 without the Keanu Reeves bonusYou know the score is as high as that because of him.
Slaughter all girl bosses.
The film is torturous to sit through and, for me, provoked periods of actual physical discomfort. I had to stab myself repeatedly in the hand with a pen to distract from the howling distress. It’s that bad, and that offensive.
>>736157510Another W for CHADnic the hedgeGOD im afraid
>>736158194I thought that reviewer was exaggerating but I honestly understood how he felt after watching it.
jews want girlbosses because their culture is foid-like
>>736158194And it will make billions because Nintendo fans and chioldren look at it and see familiar characters.
>>736151146So Peach but yellow?
>>736158279as expected of nintendies
>>736158194>they'll have to go through the torture ritual a THIRD time in 2029 for the third Mario Movie
>>736158338I'm kinda hopeful it comes out 2028 instead with maybe a Donkey Kong Country or Luigi's Mansion film either following fast or hitting next year, why they wouldn't just double down on this shit is beyond me.
>>736158279And the problem is?
Critics hate this movie because it’s not about generational trauma or the immigrant experience.
Star Fox bros, Mario fans are not happy with us...https://x.com/i/status/2039104277625393352https://x.com/i/status/2039087306003640652https://x.com/i/status/2039065960477310986
>>736158005Would you rather get an assessment from a child?maybe one with a brain injury and no critical thinking skills so you can claim the movie isn't utter slop?
>>736152398WHERE IS WARIO?! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS BITCH! I JUST WANT WARIO!
>>736152398Ehhhhh she looks pretty ugly
>>736151394>>736157707>>736159165Wario ain't in it bro. Maybe next movie.
>>736158926>become a movie critic so that you can discuss the intricacies of the latest oscar bait film>get told by your boss that you're being assigned to review the bing bing wahoo movie instead>score it like shit because this is beneath youUnderstandable reaction, but film critics are still on the same level of faggotry as game critics.
>>736157510HOLY
>>736151146>reviews say it's shitDoes it have fun bing bong references? I don't care about story in Mario
>>736159307lmao i hope you go watch it and come back here and type with a straight face about how you enjoyed it. Honestly hope you watch the movie.
>>736157510But.....but...the critics just don't understand video games
>>736152935Enough people on the internet repeated it enough until it became true.
Dropkick everyone who works at Illumination into an active volcano
>>736159323The entire movie is just nonstop references, it's 90 mins of references to mario games with no good plot, no character moments, no memorable lines or dialogue. So yeah if you enjoy braindead commercials like that, go watch it.
>>736151676YOU BITCH! YOU BIIIIIIITCH!
>>736159401Unironically perfect
>>736159341I already did watch it.It was alright, feel the same about it as I did with the first movie.
>>736157226>>736157697>Wolf gets to fuck and cuddle this every night
>>736159358They don’t, which is why they enjoyed a heavily watered down version of SA2.
>>736151146Peach and Daisy don't look like themselves at all, the vibe is like completely different characters masquerading as them.
>>736159358Based Sonic
>>736153831Tomboy and girlboss are different.
>>736152398Part of me hopes the 2nd movie bombs so we dont see this crap but its not gonna happen. We will now have 3 girlbosses, and a Mario 3 will an AI generated movie full of memberberries and jingling key references.
>>736159950Only in Japanese writing, to Western writing they're the same thing.
>>736152398>>736152630Princess Fiona was a mistake
>>736152935It's not entirely unfounded. Koizumi did confirm that Miyamoto/the EAD team tend to dislike heavy story elements, so he would sneak them into games like Majora's Mask. >https://web.archive.org/web/20080111195550/http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/12/interview-super.htmlFor Rosalina's storybook however, he worked on it alone, at night, and then showed it to Miyamoto, which is how it got into the game (Nintendo Power, February 2008), and probably why Miyamoto approached Koizumi early in the second game's development to "spike" the idea of a followup>https://web.archive.org/web/20260211204843/https://www.wired.com/2009/06/super-mario-galaxy-2/
>>736154076Fox has a game to sell soon. Rosalina won't be getting a proper game appearance until Miyamoto kicks it. It's that simple.
>>736155216>but Star Fox just doesn't have any pullStar Fox starring Top Gun: Maverick lead Glen Powell has lots of pull however
>>736152398>scenes like this have been extremely common since at least Fiona 25 years ago (longer than most of you have been alive)>but let me tell you why NOW it's a problem, using my extensive /pol/ knowledge!
>>736154221Miyamoto has always been a total fucking hack compared to Koizumi
>>736160357No that should still tip you off that it's a tired cliche
>>736151146What the fuck man they made daisy look like peach! I love Daisy so I'm excited to see this!
>>736151146I don't hate Daisy but she's not post-credits reveal worthy. Who the fuck thinks "HELL YEAH, SUPER MARIO LAND ADAPTATION I'M HOYPED"?
>>736160357>girl boss character >a fat ugly monster underneathHow did DreamWorks get this right 25 years ago?
>>736151694It was Illumination's idea, apparently.https://nintendoeverything.com/miyamoto-explains-how-fox-mccloud-ended-up-in-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/>According to Miyamoto, as shared by Forbes, Illumination came up with the idea. Miyamoto quickly came around to it since he’s the creator of Star Fox and “wanted to see what it would be like” as the film takes place in space. It also sounds like others within Nintendo were on board with Fox in the movie as well.
star fox carries the whole movie.i cant wait for the kirby movie.
>>736160053Fiona was a in a movie that was subversion of Disney. The joke doesnt work now cause its played 100% straight and devoid of humor or nuance.
>>736151146
>>736152398All the princesses look so fucking weird, i cant stand whatever you call this style
I fucking hate the Internet. Damnit man, I didn't want to get spoiled. Daisy is my favorite princess and that would've been a huge surprise. Fuck you OP.
>>736151329Do anons even get banned for spoilers anymore?
>>736151146cute deku
>>736160357It's almost like when Fiona did it, it was new territory because Shrek was genuinely a novel form of irreverent subversion of the time in a culture that was DOMINATED by Disney's Renaissance Era.But then Shrek became an uber hit, far greater than anyone EVER anticipated, so everyone just started copying what Shrek did and made it go from novel to the new norm.
>>736152398>to show how different this princess she'll... do the exact same thing as every other princess in these movies!
>>736152398>one more girl boss
>>736160585>Doesn't want to get spoiled>Browses the internet the day of release
>>736160668To the point that now you just have movie Daisy's character as a repeat of movie Peach
Why doesn't Mario feel like the protagonist of his own movie in these?
>>736151772>>736151772He did nothing wrong.>>736151795>ripping off Frozen because they’re both blondeLMAO
>>736160923He's a white-adjacent male.
>>736160756>Just like in the games they're in.>>736160550>It was Illumination's idea, apparently.It was 100% Miyamoto who once again stuck him where he didn't belong. I promise you.
>>736151329>he actually cares about this shitGrow up sissy
>>736159639>>736157226ZAAAAAAAAAMN!
>>736160565>kirby moviethat feels destined to be cursed
So when was Daisy ever supposed to be some tomboy girl boss icon?
>>736160550I mean that much is pretty obvious to me. Nintendo doesnt give a shit bout doing reference crossovers like this anymore. "DUDE what if Fox shows up in Mario Galaxy cuz it's in space" totally sounds like something a western tendie would come up with.
>>736154909Man talk about ultra retarded. You think illumination gets carte blanche to do whatever they want and include any Nintendo characters because they have the rights to make a Mario movie?
>>736152630Its in character for Daisy. Its just a bit undermined since they already made Movie Peach a fighter
>>736151146Why is she so torta coded?
>they used the SMG name and a bare minimum inclusion of Rosalina to trick zoomlennials by triggering their nostalgia>while actively shitting on the original story of SMG in what little story moments it has>and it has to be defended with I-I-ITS JUST LE FUN YOU GUYS I POSTED A GIGACHAD SEE and using kids as a last-resort meat shield
>>736161123When they retconned that bullshit into her already lacking personality sometime in the gamecube era.
>>736151146Daisy canonically has a fart fetish
>>736153898Have Daisy be more goofy
>>736151329>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA GET SURPRISEDSurprise>NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>736161127Aren't they trying to set up some kind of MCU styke shit? That'd be like saying it was stupid of Black Widow to show up in Iron man 2.
>moepigs suffer a panic attack when they see a girl who's not a doormatPathetic.
>>736151146EUGH WHAT THE FUCK IS GTHAT
>>736160969>Krystal in the Starfox movie>She's already a better pilot than Fox and saves HIM from the crystal
>>736161316b-b--bb-but hinata is the best naruto girl because she doesnt SCARE ME!!!!!!skyward sword zelda is the best zelda because she doesn't SCARE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>736159639Bratty Fox needs a gangbang rape correction.
>>736161316Princess peach is supposed to be a doormat and a weak bitch thoughbeit. This isn't princess peach.
>>736161137Its in character for Daisy to punch monkeys?
>>736152398As other anons pointed out, this would fit for Daisy specifically of all characters but since Peach was also given tomboy moments now it doesn't make her stand out at all or says anything about her, it's just the third sassy princess in a row.Also Ukiki deserves to get the shit kicked out of him
>>736152398Awww the little cute wood creature thing is so adorable, but I do have GIRL BOSS fatigue. DAISY IS A STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN LIKE PEACH WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN! They're going to make Daisy and Peach lesbians I bet, which I'm fine with cause it's hot
>>736161380Yes.
>>736161367Forced straight sex correction
>>736151146Ugh, they gave her the same ugly girl-boss bitch-face as Peach
>>736151329jotaro dies
Why does every Illumination movie have multiple side plots happening at the same time. None of their movies is just a single story.I don't want a Star Fox movie getting cucked by a 30 minute side plot of Slippy and Peppy going on their own adventure to do some bullshit job or something.
>>736157210It's not shit but it isn't amazing either
>>736161123The original Japanese manual for Super Mario Land described Daisy as>ょ っ と お て ん ば で 、 元気 いっ ぱ い の お 姫 She was given trace hints of being a little spicier than Peach, but that was precisely it. Mario Party 3 then followed up on this by having her audaciously punch out Bowser, but she was still very princess-like beyond rare showings like that.he character mutated into a full-on sporty tomboy with the Gamecube era spinoffs starting with Mario Party 4, which basically cemented most of the henceforth designs and characterizations of Mario's of-the-time auxiliary gang, and we haven't looked back ever since.
I hate Hollywood.
>>736161558Retcon's are retarded. Daisy was just supposed to be yellow Peach the same way Luigi was green Mario.
>>736161362She already saved him from his own series.
>>736151146Why did they put her latina-look face?Wasn't she egyptian?
>>736158958..........maybe the critics were right
>Peach is a GIRL BOSS >Rosalina is a GIRL BOSS >Daisy is a GIRL BOSS >The GIRL BOSS SQUAD in the third movie probably >Haha let's add a FOURTH GIRL BOSS because why not? >Let's make Mario and Luigi incompetent and losers >Time to call in the GIRL BOSS SQUAD >Mario and Luigi will listen to what the GIRL BOSS SQUAD tells them to do. >Female empowerment. I never really understand the dichotomy of tendie fanboys because most of them are incels and gooners, but then at the same time they're okay with woke stuff. I think it's because a lot of them are also gay or trans, so the woke stuff appeals to them but can you be gay/trans and still be an incel? That doesn't make sense.
>>736161123>>736161271>>736161663>doing holocaust denial of Daisy's personality to get back at ParamountThe problem isn't game Daisy having a temper, it's the movies being written by hacks.
>>736161741>>Haha let's add a FOURTH GIRL BOSS because why not?Toadette?
>>736161741Don't forget, the DK Movie will come to give us Pauline's origin story, so she can join the gang in Mario Movie 4 as the fourth girlboss.
>>736161795>Doing Holocaust denialOk I'm on board.
>tfw marth hijacks the zelda movie halfway through
>>736161814Pauline's even in the first movie as a cameo, anon.
>>736160585>Daisy is my favorite princessA man of culture.
>>736160585>your favorite princess is the obligatory additional female slot in party games
>>736161932>Marth.>Implying it won't be an "proto" Inkling
This doesn't even make sense. It would be more effective for Daisy to be a character in the second movie and then tease Rosalina for the third one.
>>736161932>Marth shows up and cucks LinkMake it happen.
>>736162131Rosalina's more popular than Daisy, anon.
>>736152494>>736152707>>736153816>>736153995>>736154861>>736159639Why the fuck did they make his fur look like a mohawk?
>>736161932>Thinking Nintendo isn't baiting Sony into making them a prime 4 to cancel.It won't meet quality standards because the standards were actually too abysmally low for Sony to "meet". They won't even use a realistic style for the games anymore.
>>736162131I'm willing to forgive it if she's there to ask for help against Wario.
>>736162168Caeda's not going to be happy about that, anon.
>>736162189Right, so doing this post-credits teaser is a bit of a wet fart.>>736162254This is another thing. They've already gone to space so now they fight... an uglier Mario?
>>736162131There’s going to be a third one?
>>736161932>LET’S DANCE, Ganondorf!
>>736162219The only reason no one is really complaining how he looks is because he looked progressively worse and worse with each new iteration in the game. They did him right and combined his zero/Adventures look into something passable even to a furfag.
So what is this all leading up to? A Nintendo connected cinematic universe? I'm assuming we'll get DK and Zelda movies in this animation style? A zelda movie would be weird because Link never talks, but I imagine you'll get DK movies in this animation style and of course it'll use the "new" DK, who looks stupid. They already have a model for Fox, so I figured Star Fox movies wouldn't be out of the question. Nintendo has A LOT of IP's they could make movies out of, but it's obvious they're focused on Mario specifically. I would think the second biggest IP would be Donkey Kong though. Pikmin would probably be popular, but I think Donkey Kong is more well-known.
>>736162350>passableThey're going to eat him up. https://x.com/i/status/2039333804809359847
>>736162219That's been a thing since like Adventures maybe 64. At a certain point the artists just kinda forgot Fox had a helmet.
>>736162421I’m more insulted that he still has his ugly bell shaped head from Command.
>>736162403The Zelda movie's in live action and is being developed by Sony. Same producer as the Maze Runner series. 'member Maze Runner.
>>736162275Easily solution just have Link get back at Marth by cucking him with his wife.
>>736162345>Ganondorf is about to hit the final blow on link>he stops>Marth has just grabbed him from behindkino
>>736162565I'm ignoring live action slop. I just figured Nintendo would stick with Illumination studio or whatever the fuck it's called to do all their movies. I guess not EVERY IP would look good in this artstyle/animation though, but I can see it working for DK and Pikmin.
>>736162409Cute. Need to see the full 2D sequence.
>>736162565Didn't these movies suck?
>>736162403It's leading up to nothing. All the cameos are just Illumination/Miyamoto going "wouldn't it be neat if [GUNMAN CLIVE] showed up?
>>736162254>Daisy, Wario, and Waluigi are from a mirror dimension now, which is why Daisy’s first appearance is the Gateway >Sarasaland is Mirror Mushroom Kingdom, Diamond City is Mirror NYC>Mario and Luigi wind up in Diamond City and are harassed by people thinking they’re Wario and Waluigi while Peach and Daisy handle the Wahs by themselves>Tatanga shows up at some point. Please clapthey’re totally gonna do this. We’re already off the range with Peach and Rosalina being sisters.
>>736162409I'm not a big fan of the Mr. wolf schnozz personally, but I think the hologram eyepiece is a massive improvement to his identity than cloning the scouter.
>>736153831She is not a girlboss, she is a tomboy. I haven't watched ( and won't) this piece of crap, but everytime the trailer showed Rosalina, Peach or Daisy, they acted the same.If it wasn't for the title, I wouldn't know it's a Mario movie.Captcha: finally someone I know
>>736153898This is what bothered me about the first movie. If Peach can do all this why is Mario even in it other than his name is in the title?
>>736162735So he's helping create movies the same way he helped create the games the movies are inspired off of. What a vicious cycle, I want off.
>>736162673It's really weird that they're not sticking with Universal considering they're working together on the Mario movies and they're the best performing media company. Especially compared to Sony who's a laughing stock of the media landscape but hey, at least we're still standing I guess the producer made a decent enough pitch for Nintendo, though going by the Mario movies and >>736162720, their standards are pretty low.
>>736161275That’s why she was left alone the whole movie
>>736152630>>736152808>>736160029Why do /V/irgins claim the Mario Princess haven't evolved into characters that do more than kiss Mario on the cheek?>Peach has been running, jumping, literally picking up enemies over her head since Mario 2, still doing this in game even now.>In every RPG she is someone who doesn't let getting imprisoned by Bowser stop her, still aiding Mario rather than sitting around waiting to bake him a cake>Super Mario Bros.: The Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach! has her doing the exact same girl boss shit at the start of said 1986 animated movie.>Rosalina is shown to be a powerful diety even in her debut game, she saves Mario, Peach and Bowser as the universe is reset.>Daisy has been personified as the Tomboy/takes care of herself character since the N64 era (See Mario party 3, tennis) and that legacy only continues with later games like strikers.But all this gets discredited because "UMMM, well they didn't do that in the FIRST game on consoles that could display maybe a sentence at most so rather than accept these characters have been (albiet slightly) developed over time, I'll just based my entire understanding of these characters off one instance from 1985 while ignoring the literal decades that say otherwise.
>>736162891>I got my first vidya related captcha (Dagoth)
>>736162926Mario's more recognizable. Peach is just retconned to being a hardcore badass because of character derailment from western writers.
>>736162565>>736162720I watched the first movie and liked it. Didn't really care for the twist or the wider plot (which is just Divergent's plot), but "giant maze of nightmarish horrors that's actually a puzzle you need to solve to get out" scratches my sci-fi itch. Never saw any of the others in the series.
>>736162891Fuck, I screenshot when I was trying to write his fucking name kek
>>736162926I believe you answered your own questions
>>736162965Miyamoto is doing what mangakas usually do for anime movies.
>>736151146Look how they've ruined her, damn that's ugly
>>736163056>daisy>tomboy>tennis 64Delusional.
>>736161932That and the seethe it would cause would be really funny ngl
Every image I see with Illumination Fox is both confusing and infuriating. What were they thinking with that design in a MOVIE FOR FUCKING KIDS? Im not even a furry, but even I see it>bed room eyes for no reason>seductive poses>”sexy” voiceIt’s outrageous perversion, clearly meant to corrupt youth and expose them to the furry fandom. Every time I close my eyes I can see that stupid scene where he’s sitting down, laying back with his legs spread in an obvious “blow me” pose. I can not believe the blatant sexualization of a character from a STRAIGHT game.
>>736151329anon dies without ever having sex
>Daisy ends up being a scrappier version of Peach to differentiate things enough
>>736163056I think it's the execution. Super Mario Adventures Peach is also very proactive but>She's cute>She's hot-headed>She integrates well into the comedy>While she more or less rescues herself and rescues Mario in part 1, she's taken off of the board in part 2, leaving Mario & Luigi to rescue her.As for Rosalina, a complaint I've been seeing about the movie is that she doesn't do as much as people expected.
>>736163056I don't know why are you gay lol?
>>736163243Why are you angrily describing it in exquisite detail?
>>736163243There’s been a smug looking fox in an animated film every year. This is nothing different.
>>736163056Peach's personality is the root of the problem. If she were to do the same things she does in the movies, but with 'tee hee' dainty-princess attitude, it would be fine. Better even since you can play with that juxtaposition for laughs. But movie Peach is far too self-confident and Mario's often the butt of the joke that it makes her overall unappealing.
>>736156920
GUYS I’M SOOOOOO FUCKING GLAD THAT MOVIES TODAY CAN’T JUST BE STANDALONE FILMS AND HAVE TO INCLUDE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE BAIT SO THE END RESULT FEELS MORE LIKE A LONG ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE NEXT MOVIE! I LOOOOOVE NOT BEING ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY INVEST INTO A MOVIE ANY MORE BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT THE WRITERS ARE JUST COPYING MARVEL WITH THEIR OWN ADLIBS AND CREATE SEVERAL DOZEN MOVIES EACH WITH LESS CARE THAN THE LAST!
>>736163379It's a sarcastic post.
>>736151146>>736152398
What's going to the 'Peaches' aka forced meme of this movie?
>>736152630it works for daisy thoughpeach is fucking weird
>>736152871>>736162682Found a pic.
>>736160969except Peach never acted that brash, she's good at fighting sure but not TOTALLY BADASS YOU GUYS, she was motherly, that's just to be fair here
>>736163552I could see Bowser doing puppet shows becoming a meme
So is this movie really on theaters only? Where can I find it to torrent?
>>736163602Slippys scouter isn't even level with his eyes.
>>736163473Whew. I was getting worried.
>>736163552There are two sides: Yoshi focus with the Mario Bros and Fox focus with Peach and Toad effectively tagging along.More of the vitriol's going to go to Fox sinceA. furry and normies hate thoseB. he's not a Mario series character, so he's "stealing" screentime/spotlight/an actual casting role that could've been another Mario series character
How come they didn't make Pauline, the actual girl boss, not one in the movies?
>>736160357This character and Rapunzel from Tangled have done irreversible damage to the princess archetype. They arent even bad characters its just people copying them poorly
>>736152398>monkey stealing thingA bit racist isn't it
>>736163552YOSHI JOCKEY
>>736163760Donkey Kong Movie will have Pauline de-aged into Bananza Pauline. No other Kongs will be in it other than Diddy and Dixie cameos at best. Please clap.
>>736163602>Wolf? I'm CIA.
>>736160585I’ve been playing Mario games since I could hold a controller and I cannot name three unique traits for Daisy. She’s Luigi’s forced love interest and that’s it.
>>736163760She’s still mayor
Too bad this movie plundered, because it would be a good chance for a star fox movie.Nintendo will go Sega Route (the good ending) and we will have nintendo games on steam.
>>736163936it bombed?
>>736151146One look at this image and I can already tell she's a girlboss cunt. Why can't hollywood write a compelling story about a well-written strong female character? It's really not hard. Instead they retcon traditional damsels-in-distress into these obnoxious bossbitch cunts of the worst variety that you immediately detest upon seeing.
>>736163975It made $0 at the box office.
>>736163936>we will have nintendo games on steam.>implying they wouldn't make their own PC storefront
when does fox show up
>>736163787Fiona was great in Shrek 1 and 2. She doesn’t become insufferable until the fourth movie.
>>736163975It's only judging it from critic reviews.The slop eating normies will gobble it up. Especially Mario tendies.
>>736163845Bananza ends with K. Rool though and Miyamoto doesn't like him. We're more likely to get a movie about the Tiki fucks, especially since they're the ones in the Universal rides.
>That body/face expressionThey're gonna turn Fox McCloud into a Nick Wilde from outer space to appeal to the Zootopia audience, dont they?
>>736164042Look up the Lego Batman study to see why all modern fictional women act the same and have the same motivations.
>>736164051>nintendo pc store>if you try to mod mario they brick your pc
>>736163975There is no way in hell this movie bombs. Barely breaks even, well that I could see. But it won't bomb
>>736164129Well duh?
>>736164167I'm aware of the study you're referring to.I wish more people were.
>>736164229people would consume anything ay?
So are there any Yoshi vore scenes beyond the Kamek scene that was in the trailer?
>>736164129>Zootopia >Nick Wilde It's too late, anon. Zootopia did everlasting damage to a generation, and further empowered an already corrupt generation. Nick and Judy specifically made it worse, and let's not forget the SING movies. You think movies with anthropomorphic animals is cute, but every time I see one I just assume, like you, that it's just to push the furry agenda. I guess nobody will think it's weird when a child comes to you and says "Oh I think that fox is hot, or that rabbit is hot! Is that weird." And then you have to explain how furries have existed since the 90's, and how MLP also ruined a generation.
I just remember some autistic guy in my FC went crazy about this and Sonic. He later ragequit the discord after people stopped ignoring his autistic tirades but I seriously don't know why people get so excited over bingbingwahoo like damn dude was acting like it was the second coming of jesus it was kinda funny.
>>736164307Pretty much, there's too many people on the planet now so any big name film will make its money back regardless just due to sheer viewership count
>>736164320every single one was shown in a trailer
>>736164383In MLP's defense, they couldn't have possibly predicted what would happen, and they never set out to cultivate an audience of autistic furries.
>>736164529That's fucking terrible.
>>736163552Apparently there's no Bowser song this time, so no viral marketing is possible
>>736152398>post credits scene is showing off yet another girlbossbros... im getting so fucking tired of this timeline.
>>736164229Considering the movie likely costs around $100M to $125M to produce, double that for marketing, and the movie's already projected to make around $160M in the US just this week, this movie's guaranteed a profit. Whether it passes the billion mark and first movie is the real question. >>736164307Having worked at movie theaters, yes. Moviegoers are amusement park drones who think they're saving money they're not
>>736155732yeah a 'evil creature summons characters from universes to fight' seems like an easy setup for a smash movie but kiss characters like wii fit, ness, min min, robin, corrin, and any of the pokemon minus pikachu because you know a smash movie is probably going to be just main line nintendo characters, ness might make it in since hes an og 12 but him and puff have low chances
>>736152398>punching a monkey in the fucking face for stealing food because its hungrybit problematic
>>736160452me
>>736163602Falco looks way too happy
>>736164912You're not a SML fan. If anything, you're retroactively a fan thanks to consuming nu-Daisy.
>>736163716Worst boy.
>>736164824Ness, and MOTHER as a whole has the whole "actually owned by Itoi" thing going on too. I could see them jumping through hoops to get HAL on board for Kirby, or TPCI for Pokemon but Itoi for MOTHER content? Not happening.
>>736164957nigga i beat mario land in 2003 when i was 5 and played mario golf on gamecube too and mp4 daisy was always the best
>>736152398I'm so fucking tired bros...When does this shit finally end?
>>736152398i want her to jerk me off with those gloves
>>736152494>>736153816He looks like shit.
>>736152398Idk if this is legit or not but here's Rosalina.I hope its fake desu.
>>736151329no one is going to watch this trash
Does Jack Black say the words "DINO/YOSHI JOCKEY"?
>>736163539>Getting triggered by a slop movie
>>736152398>Daisy hates monkeysA little on the nose?
>>736164052About halfway through and he sticks around until the end.>>736165349Nigga that's from the trailer
>>736151329>calling anyone a tranny while crying about muh spoilersholy fuck tendies are pathetic.>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T SPOIL THIS CHILDREN'S MOVIE FOR ME
>>736165429He sings “Lethal Lava Land Chicken”
>>736163056Why do fags liek you think you know what Peach is about. All her personalty has been consistent with who she is. With exceptions like a non canon comic, Mario Soccer, and Paper Mario, she has been the same throughout all of her depictions. Even in Smash bros where she literally fights, she keeps a dainty feminine attitude.In the movie, she acts like a man.
>>736165487That's not the only thing she hates.
>>736153816So let me guess. This movie will mostly be about Peach and Fox, with little Mario. Again.
>gurlboss post credits>fox just stealing the mario galaxy movie to himself>no Wario post creditsdamn. Didnt think the movie would take inspiration from the lackluster quality of recent tendo products yet here we are.
>>736151694To jangle keys and characters. It's all so tiresome
>>736153948There's an X-Files episode where an armless and legless veteran is the murderer because he's psychic. Doubt that's what he meant though.Also I just got asked to select the Polish flag for the captcha, wtf is this? I'm shit with flags.
should be called The Super Mario 40th Anniversary Movie instead
>>736165562Oh, kek. Haven't watched the trailer.Based on that and everything else I've seen, this movie is going to be impressively bad. Viral memeing will not save this one like it saved the first one.
>>736160053>>736160571You guys forget, Shrek took no shit from Fiona, either. Imagine if Mario acted that way with movie Peach. The blue hairs on twitter and leddit would go balllistic
>>736165745>Also I just got asked to select the Polish flag for the captcha, wtf is this? I'm shit with flags.Polandball reference
>>736163760she wears girl executive clothing so that was enough for them
>>736165673Let's see you say no to THESE!
>>736151146>>736152398We really need to address the fact that great bodily harm is not a constant threat to the people involved in creating these movies.
>>736152398They introduce Daisy by having her punch a nigger that stole something and you're blackpilling?
>>736165782>40th Anniversary spends a third of its run time promoting Star Fox instead
Rosalinabros... how we holding up?
>>736151329Uh oh tendie melty
Not video games
>>736165621>D-doesn't count cause the medium isn't games>She is a girl boss in multiple games>-i-I mean MAIN GAMES! The movie is woke becuase because princes peach runs jumps and beat enemies like Man-rio!>She from a series where she has been running, jumping and beating enemies for literal years.>Has to list multiple exceptions for his mental gymnastics to hold true.
>>736151146I will now watch this movie and the first one
>>736155092>You would not violently assault a mischievous child by punching him in the face just because he takes something.I wouldnt punch a monke but sorry I have no qualms punching your snot nosed kid
>>736165996I don't care about illuminationslop but turning two decades worth of Rosalina/Peach porn into incest is really funny. Waiting to see if Nintendo steps in and confirms that the movie canon making them sisters doesn't translate to the games, especially since it logically can't.
>>736152398>punches a monkey>refuses to elaborate>zero cringe dialogue Daisy won!
>2026> FUCKING SLIPPY TOAD HUMILIATION FUCKING MILLENNIALS AND BLOWING UP CHARACTERS WHO WERE SLIGHTY ANNOYING AS A KID CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE
>>736155103>Chunky girlbossShe has the same proportions as Peach though
>>736151329It was Adachi the whole time
>>736166137I have no idea what you're trying to say.
>>736166276Not even mario gets screentime
>>736166353I don't understand why Slippy was ever hated. Slippy's literally the only team member worth focusing on keeping alive.
>>736158279>Nintendo fans and childrenoxymoron
Incestbros won
>>736166448He's usually the first one to get in trouble in most stages and his dub is ear-grating thanks to how compressed the voice clips are in 64.
slippy and peppy made it onto the big screen before kirby, link or any splatoon shiti kneel
>>736166448He had an annoying voice. That's really all there is to it. Anyone still nursing a hatred of the character like it's 2004 just feel tedious at this point.
>>736166276Rosalina sacrificing her screentime in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie so Star Fox can make a comeback. I kneel.>>736152820https://youtu.be/eSFBN-2aEOI
>>736166318It's not a confirmation, but a Forbes article that just came implies that them being sisters was always vaguely a possibility>“When we were developing Super Mario Galaxy, the director for that game, Yoshiaki Koizumi, and I were discussing what Rosalina and Peach’s actual relationship was. We had this vague idea about what their actual relationship could be, and how it would play into the concept of space. We had a lot of discussion about this, but we never came to a conclusion. So we decided that let’s take this opportunity to give this idea some meat and get into the specificity of it, and we had a lot of fun having this discussion back and forth.
>>736162779I already like this idea, do something different that makes the movies worth watching, sidelining Rosalina was not the way to go here, but maybe they'll learn from the next movie.
>not just do a Super Mario World movie where we meet Yoshi, Daisy, Wario and/or Wartwhat the fuck were they thinking?
>>736166448Too many people triggered by "Fox get this guy off me!".Peppy is technically useful on a first play through since he gives gameplay advice.Falco's the one that's actually fucking worthless.
>>736166619>Forbes article that just cameYou realize they just want visits to the site, so they're saying anything, right
>>736166687Yeah, but Lombardi is the cool one.
>>736166687Falco’s also a dickhead even when you save him. His only saving grace is showing you alternate routes.
>>736160932>convinced Miyamoto to make OOT 3rd personI'm guessing they meant 3D camera instead of top down? Unless at some point in development they were going to make OOT a first person game?
>>736166616strangely kino
>>736166731its from actual miyamoto tho
>>736166410The portrayal of Peach in the movie is true the character Nintendo has built up over decades of games and associated media. Nintendo has done dumb shit in recent times like make a clear romance between Mario and Peach non canon, but she is in fact a leader of a kingdom who can match Mario in abiltiies, always has been,
Does Kamek ever fully recover from getting Vore’d by Yoshi or is he just an egg forever
>>736164263>women lack empathyI always knew
>Mario Galaxy movie panders to fans and has a bunch of references and cameos for them>it's shit >FNAF 2 movie panders to fans and has a bunch of references and cameos for them>it's shit >Sonic 2 movie had movie panders to fans and has a bunch of references but not much cameos for them>it's alright I guess
>>736166824Miyamoto’s initial idea was for OOT to be in first-person along with a castle hub area like Mario 64.
>>736166674As another anon said, it really should have just been The Super Mario World Movie. Stuffing the sequel with SMB2 and Odyssey and Galaxy and Yoshi's Island and Wonder and fucking Star Fox into a 1 hour 30 minute movie was such a bizarre choice. What can they even do to raise the stakes now that they've been in outer space?>>736162779I like what you're cooking.
>>736154420>Implying the substance of a game HAS to be its narrative and not its gameplay
>>736167216>What can they even do to raise the stakes now that they've been in outer space?Did someone say MULTIVERSE?!!?!!!!
>>736166824Miyamoto wanted it to be first-person. The only reason it wasn't was because the team intuited it'd be a disaster and basically disobeyed him, then when they showed him what they'd been working on he conceded it going third-person could be worthwhile after all.
>>736167216If I had to guess since Bowser and Junior have been jailed, there'll be a new villain.
>>736167108>12 minute black people wedding scene>tails gets K.O for 20 mins>knuckles switches sides wayy to quickly>eggman flossing>uptown funk>final boss is just pandering to MUH SONIC 2 FANS>started the fake out eggman deathsnah sonic 2 is the weakest for sure, its better than only the knuckles show and thats it
>>736159639Need him carnally.
>>736167343>The only reason it wasn't was because the team intuited it'd be a disasterYeah, Zelda in first person... that would never work... ha ha ha...
>>736154325goes without saying
>rosalina gets shafted in her own movie to reignite the star fox franchiseI fucking kneel
>>736166962>The portrayal of Peach in the movie is true the character Nintendo has built up over decades of games and associated media.No it's not.
>>736167104kek tale as old as time
>>736159503I thought the same thing but the lack of actual galaxy shit pissed me off
>>736151146>>736152398>Daisy defeats the monkey’s paw that destroyed Rosalina forever
>>736167371Don't get too excited it's probably just gonna be the Koopalings since they're like the only major Mario characters that didn't get shoved into this.
>>736158958>>736167629The Rosalina vs Fox discourse on Twitter is hilarious.
POST THE CAMRIP ALREADY!!!
>>736163602Imagine the orgies
>>736167962It's possible, but I doubt it these movies already struggle with balancing the casts, adding 7 new villains would be too much, unless they're just grunts
>>736168097>They exclusively only speak in Star Fox 64 quotes during them
>>736168164Some of them would be understated for sure. It'd likely be only Ludwig and Wendy (because girl boss) contributing anything with the rest demoted to flunkies.
>>736151329Mario defeats Bowser and rescues Princess Peach.
>>736157342> that doesn't see video game movies as "real cinema"They aren't
>>736168204Obligatory
>>736160357Shrek wasnt a weak useless coward like Mario is in the movies, all this girl power only exists to humiliate menDont need to be political to point this out
where camrip
>>736153898by not being huge bitch to everybody i guessdaisy cant treat Mario worse than Peach does i guess
Fox leak
>>736168852why is the monkey so excited?
