They turned your childhood hero into an furry tumblr sexyman on the big screen...
Krystal Ball
>>736152391>MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
>>736152391Why do they always have that smirk
they should've had samus too.
I want to rape star fox
>>736152391>Didn't keep fox cool and stoicTRASH
>>736152486>they should've RAPED samus too.fixed your mistype
>>736152486I don't know if she'd fit in visually with the cast, she might need some remodelling.
need krystal's movievixen on lizard planet
>>736152391Fox was always a sexyman.
>>736152436wtf lol
>>736152391>watch goyslop>get goyslopwow
>>736152436why is peach so ugly in the movies
>>736152712Did your wife's bf pay for the ticket?
lol autists pretending to care about Foxs personality as if he ever had one
>>736152391nick wilde coded.anyway how does that change anything, i've always considered fox a sexman
>>736152391>childhood herohe's in 2 games that both lasts like 3 hours, he's nobody's favorite.
>>736152804Some have said that shes a little too fuckable in the movie ver.
>>736152503Fox was never stoic lmao.
>>736152391>wolf gets to fuck this every dayHe’s so lucky…
>>736152503>Fox “Sorry to jet, but I’m in a hurry” McCloud>Stoic
>>736152503>stoic
>>736152391God please I need dick in that. Right now.
Is there something akin to a CHICKEN JOCKEY scene in this movie? I'm seeing this on Sunday with my wife and need to prepare accordingly.
>>736157027"Yeaahhh!"
>>736157334Kids kept screaming and throwing popcorn every time fox said “lustpenis”
>>736152436That ain't Fox
>>736157520what?
>>736157520oh you motherfucker, now i remember, why did you make me remember
>>736152391>that faceLooks like we already got 2026's furry of the year right here. Crazy how we only found out of his existence in the movie not even a week ago.>>736157520KEK
>>736156321If he originally had this personality he would have fewer fans. Modern reboots always make stupid changes to whatever they remake. The kind of changes that would never in a million years have caused the franchise to gain the popularity it currently enjoys. Then they wonder why new life wasn’t breathed into the IP they raped
>>736157027 >posting the one game where he's wildly out of character
>>736152391Our fox is now a wuss
>>736157520ARAAAAHHHH!!!!
>>736152436is peach fucking jewish in the movies? what is this fucking eye distance
>>736157985I got this reference.
Could they make Wart any more BBQ black looking?
>>736157908You're a retarded secondary. He shows plenty of emotions in the very next game, too.
>>736152391As was foretold...
Im going to marry Fox!
>>736157908How the fuck is he "stoic" in Star Fox 64, Assault OR Command you faggot?
>>736152391They are really going for the Zootopia audience...
>>736152436>Wolf's penis