APOLOGIZE
Butt breath
>play the Pointer Sisters "Jump (For My Love)" In all the commercials>don't play it in the actual movieI'm still mad
>Gonzo fever dream kino with Bob Hoskin's, Dennis Hopper and John LeguizamoCrazy how yesterday's slop is unironically more soulful than today's blockbusters
>>736153160What does the M stand for?
>>736153421Movie, because this ain't no game.
>>736153160>moh shit i'm sorry
>>736153421Mary-O
HOLY SHIT
>>736153331>forget Samantha Mathis in her prime
>>736153160I look back in fondness on adaptations that didn't sniff their own farts so hard it deluded them into thinking people wanted to see an entire cinematic universe of the same stupid garbage.
>>736153160FORGIVE ME BOB HOSKINSONE OF THE GREAT MARIOS OF OUR TIME, TOGETHER WITH LOU ALBANO
>>736153768She never really had a "prime".
Not even Bob Hoskin could salvage this dogshit
>>736154104She did.
>>736154190That's John Woo in his prime, not Samantha Mathis.
No apology needed, I’ve always been on your side.
>>736154260>American John Woo>his primeYou are now emperor of Kekistan.That said, Samantha Mathis looked her best back then. She's kind of rough now. I wouldn't say no, but I have low standards when it comes to pants off time.
>>736153160We need to finally admit that gruff Hoskins Mario has always been superior to whooping manchild Mario from the games
The behind the scenes horror stories about how shooting for this film was so godawful that Hoskins and Leguizamo would regularly just get drunk on set are hilarious. It's the complete opposite of modern corporate garbage where everything is just a well planned commerical with 20 movies planned for the cinematic universe with crossmedia promotion for maximum BRAND SYNGERGY
>Some things are inaccurate - Mario Galaxy, 2026Gay, cringe, slop>Everything is inaccurate, Mario Bros. 1993KINO
>>736154370>>American John Woo>>his primeLiterally yes.The best films John Woo ever made were in the early days of his career in the west, i.e. Hard Target (one of the best action films ever made), Broken Arrow and Face/Off.The majority of his HK work is very mediocre. There's a reason why even though he made like 30 film in HK people only ever talk about The Killer and Hard Boiled.
This Ain't No Game.
>>736154637Both A Better Tomorrow movies as well. But that's still better than 0 good stateside movies.
>>736154695If you don't think Hard Target is an amazing action film then your opinion on action films doesn't mean shit.
>>736154775It's not. JCVD only had 2 good movies (Kickboxer and Bloodsport), and it's a bad adaptation.
>>736154402Bluecollar italian Mario will always be the king. The final straw for me was Miyamoto saying Mario is actually some fucking 23 year old Gen Z zoomer, fuck that shit
>>736154867>JCVD only had 2 good movies (Kickboxer and Bloodsport),You just went full retard.Cyborg, Universal Soldier, Street Fighter, Maximum Risk, Double Team, Knock Off and Hard Target are all better than the two you just named. Bloodsport especially is not considered a good movie. It's a "so bad it's good" movie.
>>736154695>Both A Better Tomorrow movies as wellbullet in the head is also one of the best movies hes made.
>>736153160>Mario Mario>Luigi Mario
>>736154867neck yourself Seagal
>>736153160This movie is actually really fun even if it's a 'bad' movie.
MONKEY
>>736153421Myger
>>736153726photoshopped. no fucking way that's real
>>736155041Do you also like>Hellraiser>Highlander>American Ninja>The Substitute (past the first one)You might be a redneck.
>>736155645>>HellraiserNope. Degenerate trash.>>HighlanderNo. Neat idea. Never been executed right. So many films and they all suck. But I did have a crush of Deborah Kara Unger when I was a little boy and it's worth the third film existing just for that sex scene.>>American NinjaNope.>>The Substitute (past the first one)First one is okay. I like Treat Williams as an actor but I don't like the rest of them.
>>736156048Bad taste! Hellraiser 1 and 2 are awesome horror films!
>>736157484They definitely are and the third one still gets a pass even though it's absolute cheese, since it still has funny Pinhead one-liners and Motörhead is on the soundtrack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4FG1UXH5w
>>736154402This
>>736157484The first Hellraiser is visually perfect, but just a boring and unwatchable movie. The ending feels rushed as well. That said, I have a VR porn video with a female version of Pinhead that is a regular fap: https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/3127491/post/142429390
>>736157920What about Captain Lou? He was an authentic wop Mario.
>>736154402>>736158049I hate to agree with Dobbie but the NoA invented surly Brooklyn Italian Mario who cooks pasta with his Italian gf in his crummy apartment from the movie, and the loud boisterous Lou Albano Mario are both better to Mario from the games. This is nothing against Martinet, but they never let him actually do fuckall with Mario. If you ever saw him in person Charles actually gave Mario a ton of personality and humor the games never dared to let him show.
What about the Mario Helpline Mario?
>>736153421martha
>>736153726Idgi
No need, I always liked you.
