Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
*formerly
>>736160227Built for birthing human babies.
why did she make a point of stating the race of her boyfriend?
>>736160227Part of me really wants another adventure with the old gang but another part of me hopes that ME4 gets fucking cancelled because I don't want to see what horrible things nu-Bioware would do to the characters I loved so much back in the day.
>>736160227She looks like she sucks human cocks
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>>736160227She's kinda hot but I hate gypsies more than any other minority.I guess the Notre Dame was kinda accurate.
>>736160227built for morbid, suit-straining obesity
sex with quarians
>get interested in playins space games like stellaris because the thought of my pops having sex with aliens is fun>start playing>get so autistic excel sheet gaming i cant focus on thatwhy is there no good sex with alien games bros?
>>736162589Someone's son typed out this comment
>>736162752Aren't we all someone's son though?
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>Gee Tali, getting a ride back from a Geth sighting out by Eden Prime all the way back to the Citadel, fast enough to beat an Alliance ship with relay priority, must have cost you. How did a lone quarian on her Pilgrimage afford it?
sex with tali
>cum inside>she is unavailable for work for a gorillion months because of my microorganisms going spanish conquistadors on herI don't think she's thinking straight with that fetish of hersthis april fools is unironically shit
>>736160227Is she the only arabic romance in all of vidya?
>>736166519what if i have a nursing fetish and want her up in the captains suit 24/7>>736166617romanian
>>736166519totally worth it
If Quarians have weaker immune systems, that probably means they have some freaky STDs
>>736166519Her body adapts to Shepard's
>>736166519what that other anon saidtheres an implication shes demanding so much sex her body is starting to adapt to shepards
>>736166519But you fuck her in 2 and she's available the rest of the game, she just gets a stuffy cold
>>736166843I think its more a case that their immune system was delegated to a symbiotic relationship between them and Rannoch's plantlife or something.
>>736167283>gorillion bacteria on the human body capable of tearing her new holes>mr sniffle virus wins the quarian bowlgod damn it
>>736167283because she pumped herself full of antibiotics, she spent the entire game preparing herself to get dicked down, if she hadn't done that she would have probably died
>>736167829The way they explain is that it's not an actual cross-species infection, it's the quarian body's allergy response going berserk. But without preparation that response can easily elevate to fatal levels over things that would otherwise be managable.So even if you had anthrax in your cum she'd still end up with the runny nose if she was prepared.
>>736167903i've waited 30 years, i can wait again
>>736168609No need, Shepard and Tali fuck so much her body gets used to it. It's just a matter of putting up with the early annoyance
>>736167434It's this.We have bacteria inside of us that is symbiotic, we also have bacteria outside of us that is symbiotic. What's inside is protected by our immune system, what's not protected by our immune system is what's on our skin.For them, their immune system doesn't fight off foreign bacteria, much, because they don't have much that will harm them. Paired with living in sterile environments which weakened their immune systems.It's why Tali can adapt to Shepherds immune system. If it was real, Shepherd changing diet would give her negative effects as his gut microbiome changes which will change the makeup of bacteria on and inside him.
>>736160227Shame about this series,we should be playing as/with shep and tali grandchildren as they go on wacky adventures 30yrs after the reconstruction of the galaxy.
We forgot this year
My wife.
In regards to the ongoing conversation, semen allergies are a real thing women can have and Tali would probably just have an advanced version of that. Semen allergies can also be remedied via continual exposure to semen, so Tali's body adapting to Shepherd's actually has real-world foundations. To put it bluntly, she'd probably have a reaction at first until you came inside her enough that her body developed an immunity.
>>736160339Only in your fantasies. Quarians are not only a different species they are biologically incompatible with humans due to being a dextro-protein based species. Sorry if canon lore ruins your waifu delusions.
>>736170815We're also talking about permanently introducing bacteria from Shepard's skin, regardless of how much alcohol gel he bathed in, into her vagina
>>736171057That's what the bajillion antibacterial medications she took are for.
>>736160227Shepard groomed her
>>736161145Theyre not really gypsies because they actually work and they're not all thieves. Its just a superficial similarity due to being forced to be nomadic. Gypsies are nomadic by choice.
>>736170815The bigger problem is your immune system and your skin.While she'd have a reaction at first, you'd have to maintain a completely strict diet and you'd have to have your body sterilised, otherwise she'd never adapt.By sterilising yourself you're removing bacteria from the environment that's on your skin and by keeping a strict diet you're maintaining the same gut microbiome which impacts all bodily fluids.Any time you decide to eat something different, you're risking a change in your microbiome which in turn introduces new bacteria to her.Basically, shower sex with Tali.
>>736171049Sounds like you have weak sperm. I'm sorry.
>>736171339The Quarians have been nomads for 300 years, they're absolutely still nomadic by choice. If they're not bitching about how settling on a new planet would take time to adjust to (not 300 years of adjustment mind you) then it's bitching about wanting Rannoch back (which they're not really equipped to do, ever, as nomads).Then there's the fact that whenever they move into a system they start strip mining local resources without asking or gaining permission, to the point that planetary governments prepare "gifts" of resources for the Migrant Fleet given on the condition that they stop taking what isn't theirs and move on as soon as possible. Of course, moving the whole flee also clogs up the Mass Relay for days or weeks on end, prevent legitimate interstellar traffic from reaching anywhere so good luck to local traders and the tourist industry. And when Quarians have criminals whose crimes are severe enough to warrant imprisonment but not execution, they exile them. Because they can't maintain a prison population. So planets they pass get the dregs of their society. A lone quarian on a world is either a Pilgrim or a criminal.They are absolutely some of the worst aspects of IRL gypsy caravans.
>>736171783>they're absolutely still nomadic by choiceNo? They have made multiple attempts at colonizing new planets but every time they do it the council threatens to excommunicate them and declare the entire species criminals. They then give the partial colonies to species like the Elcor after the Quarians are forced out.
>>736160227AKA the Normandy's best human cum receptacle
>>736171919That's one example. In 300 years.
>>736172003>they're nomads by choice>but lets forget how they tried to settle down and were threatened by the galactic community at large for daring to do so I don't think they enjoy being homeless niggers much at all, anon.
>>736160227what kind of porn does she look at?
>>736172085If you actually talk to your local Quarian Codex Entry, she says it's because they're refusing to settle down.Maybe you don't actually understand how long 300 years is. Or how many planets are suitable for long term colonization if you're willing to live entirely within spaceships for 300 years. It's a choice they have made and one entry about how they totally tried one time and got bullied for it doesn't change that.
>>736170815stop being too realistic or else sheppard can't knock her up
>>736160227>we need our entire team in their top condition for the suicide mission>that's why I'm going to fuck my quarian girlfriend right before it begins and make her incredibly sick >there's also a non-zero chance I'm going to use her in the final bossfightIn hindsight, her ME2 romance is a kinda stupid.
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>>736172703>we need everyone focused on their impending deaths>so we're going to let two of our squadmates know their fathers were irredeemable shitlords who disgraced themselves and got people they were trusted to care for killed chasing their own personal agendasME2 is kind of stupid full stop
>>736170815Tali would end up becoming a cum slut because she's fully aware that her body's supposed to be rejecting it and that just makes it hotter for her.
>>736171665I hope this was meant as a meme response and not a serious one.
>>736171783Did you miss the third game where they get their homeworld back and abandon their nomadic lifestyle?
Is this worth looking at yet or do I need to wait for a while longer?
>>736173978What is this?
>>736160459Because she has an Asari girlfriend, a Turian boyfriend, a Salarian boyfriend, a Krogan boyfriend, etc...
>>736174143Oh, you know
>>736174143tali weg 2
>>736160459Her dad would've hated that
>>736173978too much focus on the shitty OCs
>ywn big spoon Tali cuddling on a couch watching the entire Lord of the Rings trilogyIt's so over.
remember when quarian suddenly made new and unique ship that for some reason had Normandy tech in it?
>>736174490I also remember Cerberus doing the same thing
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>>736174490for how many years have they been forcing this meme?
