Are you finally ready to admit that he was the best designed gen 9 Pokemon?
>>736160886That's like winning the special Olympics.
>>736160886No, she was supposed to be a cat, but she became a furry.
>>736160886He peaked at Floragato. It's Braixen all over again.
The hands look really weird with their fat fingers. They couldn't decide if it's a paw or a proper hand and it came out weird.
>>736160886Fuecoco's line was better because it didn't turn into some weird furry bait.
>>736161089>Evolved to seduce human menAccurate depiction of evolution
>>736160886massive downgrade with final evo
whats this retard doing
>>736160886>innocent -> edgy -> transthe /v/irgin evolution
The best Gen 9 mons were the ones that weren't dexcutted from the very next game
>>736161509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lku_n4M5pg4
Is it a prerequisite to be a furry in order to enjoy Pokemon?
>>736161632post lucario it is
>>736161509It's the meowtism.>>736161632There are also a lot of sexy young women in the games, so not necessarily.
>>736160886Not even close, you retarded porn addict.
>>736161804meowscaradas line is perfect at every evo stage>cute cat>cool nyanja>cute and cool appealing catat every stage it cant be beat
>>>/vp/
today i shall remind them
>>736162263why do you dislike the water fags
mine is female
>>736161509NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NIHAO NYANGORGEOUS DELICIOUS DECULTUREUnlocking some ancient memories here.
>>736162263i don't think i've ever seen someone that mostly prefers grass types before
>>736161509
>>736160886In terms of design I would rate them:Quaxly>Sprigatito>FuecocoFloragato>Quaxwell>CrocalorSkeledirge>Meowscarada>Quaquaval
>>736160886nah
Meowscarada is objectively the most popular mon since Lucario.
>>736160886He?????
>>736160886I don't know about being the best out of every gen 9 pokemon but she's the best design out of all starters
>>736163735Starters have 80% chance to be male
>>736161509Can it make my stress disappear?
>>736163735Any time you see someone refer to Meowscarada as a he you're talking to a turbofag. Every single time the cat has been Pokemon media it's been female. It shares that distinction with Braixen. They're both always female despite any gender ratio nonsense.
>>736160886>>736161391>>736161440>>736161509>>736161657>>736161763>>736161770>>736163664I must be getting old (I'm 23) because this thing looks awful. It's a terrible design. Is it a psyop where everyone pretends to like it?
>>736162263Quaquaval is the Corrin of Pokèmon?
>>736162016yeah they fucking
>Professor gives the local 10 year old a female Sprigatito as his starter>at some point down the line that kid is guaranteed to get raped
SpriGaTito
>>736160886It’s okay. The scorbunny line was better though
>>736163928I wasn't much of a fan of the gen 9 starters but the anime made me like sprigatito and her evos
beans
shit typing dies to easy
>>736162263Now make a tier list of your favorite Pikachu ClonesNot including the Mascot himself, put Pika in his own dedicated tier
>>736163928it grows on you
>>736160886Floragato > Sprigatito > Meowscarada
>>736160886Sure, but only after you write out your reason for it being the best design without mentioning wanting to fuck it.Go on.
>>736164417cats and cat behavior are cool
Female in all appearancesThey literally dressed her up in this outfit.
Predict which Gen 10 Starter gets in Smash 6?
>>736164530Toe Cleavage got me diamonds!
>>736163735yes.
>>736164417As someone who wants to fuck Meowscarada, that's not the only reason. Watch the new anime and you'll see why it was made the main mon of the entire series.
Legs.
>>736164628>shiny zygardeI swear, this anime has a lot of shiny pokemon compared to older seasons
>>736160886>he
>>736160886>heBased
this cat owes me sex
Easily the best grass starter
>>736160886
>>736164015Likos Pokemon are quite touchy with her
>>736164801A bunch of new people are working on Horizons anime compared to the old Ashime. The director is Saori Den now, and she's worked on some pretty big projects in the past, though this is her first main director job. That's why the anime feels so different.
>>736160886When Ogrepon exists? No i disagree.
>>736165184I like Ogerpon and in most generations she would be the most popular Grass mon, but the cat is a titan who already has as many hits on a certain site as fucking Braixen does. In one generation. She's on track to be Lucario and Gardevoir tier at this point.
this is what theyre airing for kids today
>>736163928>23 in 2026It could be worse. But no, it's not a psyop. Modern Pokemon fans are adult children and porn addicts. No one normal plays this shit anymore and haven't for over a decade.
>>736160886Nah
>>736165367Prove it. Post the e6 count
I have fapped to the duck more than the cat
>>736165462nobody cares about your shitty AIslop ripoff, bro
>>736165367Don't care, i just really like Ogrepon because she is very cute.I will admit that Meowscarada is my favourite starter in gen 9.
>>736165371Horizons is specifically targeted at an older audience than the Ashime was. Not by a lot, but it's shounen now instead of kodomo.They're not afraid to tease a lot of shipping stuff either. Both between the humans and with the pokemon.
>>736165371where was she hiding those dittos?
>>736160886She will never be the best as long as Espartha lives. And Scovillain
>>736165618>>736165519Isn't the cat a girl in the anime?
>>736164530I fucking love these outfits man.Post more.>>736165462A shame Lovander looks nothing like that.
>>736165681yes and im pretty sure they decided on it being a girl to avoid the implications
>>736164530She is a street magician in Spain. Of course they made her a Gypsy
>>736165776>avoid the implicationsAnon they're leaning into Liko being a lesbian magnet.Dot, Ann, Meowscarada and Hatterene all love her and have said/done some really gay stuff beyond friendship. Liko has a female harem.
what do you call this
>>736160886WRONG
>>736165947Poor Liko...
>>736162263What exactly were they going for with fuecocos final evo and why does it look nothing like it
>>736166139ive never seen this thing in my life
>>736166139I never know whats a real pokemon and what's a fakemon these days.
>>736166095Girlfriend behavior. The cat literally acts like a clingy girlfriend all the time. It's also explicitly treated differently from the other mons since it's human shaped and sized.
>>736166153i liked the retardmaxxing they were doing with fuecoco so im not sure what they decided to turn it intothe duck is still flamboyant despite its last design sucking and the cat will always be a cat but fuecoco makes the biggest leap imo
>>736166139BASED OBJECTMON CHADFUCK ALL FURFAGS, YIFF IN HELL
Big fan of Meowscarada male
>>736161804>all it needed was a water or steel dual type to make it tankier>just pure ice
>>736166227>gets to eat at the table like a human and sleep in a human bedLiterally not an animal at this point
How about the tomboy?
>>736166441niggas really want to see this happen again>>736166482best mid evo in the entire franchise people who arent ready to admit they like meowscarada have to begrudgingly admit how cool floragato is
>>736166482I like her as much as I like Meowscarada.
>>736166553It's a lot of small things that make the cat feel like she's treated differently from how mons historically always have been.
>>736166650Liko spoils her. Even other people have noticed.
>>736164628Zygarde bros what the fuck is this SHIT
>>736166764Flower Trick hits really hard, anon.
>>736161089>she87.5% of them are male, 9 times out of 10 it's a femboy trying to suck your dick and call you gay
>>736166952see >>736163913
>>736164797Meowscarada ThighjobsI can’t believe it has natural nylon leggings
>>736165776>avoid sex implications>crash face first into a cookie and clams mash up>WHO IS THIS CHARACTERS APRIL FOOLS <some random weebshit>?????????>a>DONEwhy are they even wasting time with this april fools shit.
>>736166441>eating kibble out of a dog bowlWhats stopping them from giving him a plate of magikarp with some veggies instead
el gatoro was cooler because alligators are awesome
>>736165367I want to tickle her cute feet>>736165371Who’s this Diva Mistress??>>736165462Uhhh based department??
>>736167006Yes I'm a fagYes I want to gape all pokemon male or female what of it?
>>736167117Tradition. Pokemon always eat that so it'd be even more glaringly obvious they're treating Meowscarada differently if she didn't.She does eat human food sometimes though, like in >>736166095
Remember that one poster who spammed threads about Meowscarada in Smash? He tried making it the next Steve.
>>736167193hatterene my beloved who i wish was good at doing anything besides using trick room
>>736166139why are they allowed to CHEAT by putting this little shit on an actual car to fight me?
>>736161509>japanese humor
>>736167284I tend not to reserve space in my brain for autistic spammers.
>>736166095Sharing is Caring?The Novelty is wearing off for me with these Captchas… they’re just kinda annoying at this point.
You degenerates would raoe the cat everyday if you own one.
>>736166441>>736166553at least give them a fucking plate and a fort ffs
>>736166650WTF IT'S A BLUE BOARD ANON
>>736167542Wrong, the cat would rape you every day.
>>736161550The very concept of the dexcuts is beyond retarded
>>736167817>condomhumans and pokemon can't breed>biting condomand she's poking holes in it the dumb cat.
>>736160886Looks like a Digimon.
>>736167889She saw it on Gelbooru and thought it was hot (she's retarded pls undastan)
>>736167889>humans and pokemon can't breed>there's specifically a human-like egg group>humans and pokemon were specifically stated to do stuff like that in the past>those story leaksHmmm...
>>736166553>best mid evo in the entire franchise >people who arent ready to admit they like meowscarada have to begrudgingly admit how cool floragato isI like her way more than meowscarada
>>736167889>humans and pokemon can't breed
Post Liko doing that hypno dance
>>736168120I REALLY don't like how it's very likely that pokemon sex women and women have live birth instead of laying huge eggs because pokemon egg is some magic bullshit shell they do after they're born most of the time.
>>736160886I hate nu-Pokemon, but the middle evolution is baller as fuck. Would give eviolite. It's a shame that the bookends are such irredeemable dog shit.
>>736168949Its a common opinion
>try to play vidya>cat lies on keyboard
>>736164797
>>736168949Not wrong.
Young human trainers need to be warned about certain final evolutions...
>>736169620Nah, let them learn
When we said we wanted mature pokemon, we didn't mean them making typhlosion a rapist and the green cat a sexual molester...
Imagine raising these 3 at the same time.
>>736170193>we didn't meanYou mean that you didn't.
>>736170193Maybe that's not what YOU meant
>>736160886No it was a shit game, weedcat and egg move learning were the only good thing to come out of it
>>736170263all male btw
>>736170263Couldn't be my team since Braixen would be holding an Everstone.
I wish I had a clingy cat girlfriend who I could spoil rotten...
>>736170628Everyone does
>>736170263I can't imagine primarina as not having massive tits anymore, porn has corrupted me
Mischievous starters
>>736164530That outfit's even hotter if he's a boy thougheverbeit.
>>736165398No one normal is posting on 4chan in 2026 either so I'd get off my high horse if I were you.
>>736167193>Who’s this Diva Mistress??Hatterene, also, that's all her own hair.
>>736170263>Fire/Psychic that can file your taxes>Water/Fairy that sings the most relaxing songs>Grass/Dark that can make boring moments funA good life right there.
>>736160886That's not Tinkaton.
>top speed and ability designed to immediately ditch its atrocious typing
rape cats
I NEED TO DYNAMAX MEOWSCARADA AND HAVE RUB ME AGAINST HER SOFT GREEN FURRY FUZZY BODY AS SHE PURRS REALLY LOUDLY
>>736166553>niggas really want to see this happen againI do. They're pokemon, not people.
>>736166441>>736166553>>736167117I don't understand why they make them eat kibbles when they have been shown eating human food as well. They literally share sandwiches and pancakes together.
>>736166139I wanna fuck the exhaust pipe of this thing
>>736167613No thumbs tho
>>736168502That's heard from a kid's prespective
>>736170263There's a fic on ao3 about it
>>736167243>she
>>736168120
Isn't it funny how many pokemon MCs are fatherless, while the mom keeps some very humanoid pokemon around and the kid is decribed as "a rare trainer that understands pokemon really well for some reason"
>>736172658
i vastly prefer floragato. the evo is too much human and not enough cat
>>736171890>four fingers
>>736167290>>736167351Funny how she now has Armarouge, given herself an RPG team.
>>736172658I still don't believe that pokemon breeding rules should be "kid is a clone of the mother". sexual reproduction is a 50/50 split and the very least I expect from my kids with a gardevoir is basic speech and green hair.
>>736172932It's more a compatibility patch for couples with a big size difference between each other. How do you expect a skitty womb to be able to hold a wailmer egg?
>>736172736
>>736173162>POCKET monsters>Can't even fit inside a skittylegitimate skill issue
>>736173340shrinkfags btfo
Anthro-designs are super lazy and disqualifies any pokemon from being more than a 7/10.I haven't played a pokemon game or watched the show in 24+ years and have no attachment to this gay franchise, but these are the fucking rules. Sorry.
god, she needs to be my wife so bad
>>736163928Doronjo reference. Popular in JapanAnd this board is full of furfags
>>736165462I hate Salazzle art, it always makes her way bigger than she actually is, so Lovander wins by default.
You want to fuck a cat. I want you guys to stop and think about this fact for a moment.
>>736175847for a moment?how about every day, which is what I already do
>>736175847Weird request, but I can think about it more if you're asking
>>736175847>you want to fuck a catmeowscarada leans into the safe territory side of the practice, humanoid looking enough and could be labeled as an exotic female of sorts.
do you think meowscarda gets zoomies and you wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of your computer falling and exploding into a million pieces and all of your dinner plates on the kitchen floor shattered
>>736160886No.
>>736177143>safe territory sideno, it's just purely furry
>bipedalSafe furry.
>>736166153>birdFlamenco>catStreet magician>retard crocSinger that shoots the soul of a fire bird with his special ability (Torch Song) also ghost due to the whole bone/skeleton thing.
>>736162263Excellent taste, though I kind of like Primarina.
>>736178201furry is always bipedal
>>736166153What I want to know is if a fire/ghost pokemon can go through doors
>>736167542>>736167817deflower trick
>>736160886noi want to fuck tinkaton and espathra more so they are better designs
>>736179258>espathraDamn.Immaculate taste.
>>736161440>jackoposeGramps, your meme is as stale as you>>736163928It's purely a japanese designYou wouldn't get it, it's autistic
>>736161539Powerful
>>736179258>Tinkaton has a better designIncredibly based.>I want to fuck tinkatonCome on man. Look at this little metal gremlin she's too innocent.
>>736179796>Look at this little metal gremlin she's too innocent.Exactly
>>736179796>kills other pokemon to make its hammer>steals shit as it pleases from both humans and pokemon>deeply ingrained species-wide racism against corviknight in particulartink is far from innocent anonthough sex with one would definitely be on her terms, probably with you tied up in a cave somewhere after she broke into your house at night and dragged you off
> pokemon thread> wtf, there are only furries in it.
>>736180774I'm not a furry. But look at the OP pic again and hear me out.
>>736180909then you're a furry.
>>736163928As far as Gen IX goes the bar is in hell. Braixen 2 is an easy pick for managing to be neither overly cluttered like the other starters or overly simple like Flamigo or Maushold.That being said I wouldn't put it above Wo-Chien.
>>736163928>>736160886gen9 has the ugliest pokemon of all time - over half of its fanart is just the grass starter line kek
>>736160886what's the evolutionary advantage for a pokemon to have such child bearing hips??
>>736182047To have children?
>>736182118but they lay eggs, those hips are for bearing human children
>>736182228Those hips are to attract human men who are attracted to hips meant to bear human children*
>>736160886fuck no, even the crab was better than this fucking thing
>>736166139we finally get a steel/poison and it's a garbage gimmick monand you don't even get to have the gimmick, it's a villain exclusive gimmick
>>736178431if i were to make a list of 2nd favorites then yea it'd be my favorite 2nd lol
>>736172405kibble has been engineered to taste like crack to pokemon, would you turn down the bowl of super nachos in favor of veggieslop?
>>736175847>THE FICTIONAL CARTOON THING YOU WANT TO FUCK LITERALLY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THIS AND IS A LITERAL REAL LIFE CAT, JUST THINK ABOUT THAT YOU PERVERTSlol
>>736178054>purely furryBased
>>736179258if only it wasnt so frail, i would take it with me
>>736183870Cute cat, would pet
>>736184613holy SEX
>>736183870I'd fuck that cat
>>736184963thats what im saying
>>736183870Cute cat, would pet>>736184613Such a great look.
*mass quotes every image in the thread* sex
...you just want to fuck the chicken because it has a bobcut
>>736185710i want to fuck it because of the loreit can run at 100mph and mindfuck you into a sex slave and that's all canonbut it being physically attractive doesn't hurt either
>>736185710Not JUST because of that.
>>736184613
>>736185710that and its big thighs
>>736178496Wrong
>>736185710Why not
>>736185710Those eyes are hauntingly sexy.
>>736167889>humans and pokemon can't breedEven if we ignore the scrapped gen 4 lore, PLA proves the exact opposite is true
>>736186818>look into her beautiful eyes>immobilized by her psychic powersgood going dipshit now she's going to peck out your eyeballs
>>736187004That's not the worst a psychic type can do to you. Gardevoir for example doesn't even need to look you in the eyes to turn you into her fuckdoll.
>>736186986>PLA proves the exact opposite is trueI don't know shit about PLA.tl;dr?
>>736187004I'd give her my body, mind and soul.
>>736187134sure but gardevoir is naturally very kind and empatheticespathra is a vicious aggressive cunt
>>736187145A guy got duped into having sex with a FroslassHere's the whole thing >>736172654
>>736187494Fuck. I posted that.I somehow got PLA confused with mystery dungeon what the fuck brain.Thank anon.
>>736187581Brainlet of the day award goddamn
>>736187709You can say that again.Fuck me sideways;
>>736172654I don't know enough about japanese folklore to fully understand the implications of what happened here. Did the dude know it was a Froslass? What did he talk to her about that brought their falling out? What happened to him? Is the Snorunt their child or was he turned into one?
>>736187494>A guy got duped into having sex with a Froslassthis is underselling it bro, she was his wife for several years.
>>736187850It follows in the motif of a famous piece of japanese folklore.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsuru_no_Ongaeshi
>>736188091Also some variants of the Tsurara-onna and Yuki-onna tales.
>>736187779Is that schizo still active
>>736188091>When the man discovers his wife's true identity and the nature of her illness, devastated by the truth, he demands her to stop. She responds that she has been doing it for love, for them. The man says that love exists without sacrifice, but he is wrong. He who lives without sacrifice for someone else does not deserve to be with a crane.What the fuck.
>>736188432One man knows that better than anyonehttps://apnews.com/article/national-zoo-bird-keeper-18762ba42e6471d286f47fa6f8254955
>>736162263>putting hisuian samurott insteadHmmm....
>>736172654Pokemon can pull shit level of bullshit down to your third generation but for some FUCKING reason Gardevoir and Alakazam still eat kibble off the floor and bark like dogs.
>>736188547But the guy wasn't sacrificing anything, the crane wife was! He can love her without her needing to kill herself for it!
>>736171707Grass/Dark isn't that bad
>>736188091>In The Clam Wife, a man finds a woman who mysteriously appear at his doorway. They become married, and the wife cooks the husband a delicious bean soup each day. He peeks in on her cooking, and discovers that she is urinating clam juice into the soup, so he chases her away.lel
>>736188634He valued her life more than his own, and she valued him more than herself in turn. Her health was a greater sacrifice for him than his own blood would have been, and that's the tragedy.
>>736187850it's a retelling of an old yuki-onna tale.>guy sleeps alone in an isolated hut>wakes up to see a disguised froslass in the hut with him>expects to die but is spared (presumably because she thinks he's handsome, froslass finding humans attractive is already canon)>years go by, he gets married and settles down>eventually realizes his wife reminds him of that woman he saw in the hut>confronts her about it and she vanishes>guy regrets bringing it up and wishes he just kept his mouth shutand yeah, it's implied that the snorunt are their children. offspring are always the mother's species after all.
>>736188710I mean I would too
>>736188628Inconsistencies born out of different people in control of different aspects/parts of the franchise.Not surprising at all.
>>736177740Put some aluminum foil on the counter and everything will be fine
>cat is considered on the same romantic plane as a human
>>736160886no
>>736160886She's certainly popular, that much is true.
>>736160886I always thought this thing was a Persona 5 reference
>>736191924The cat literally has more curves than Dot does
I fucked up. I started scarlet for the 1st time and forgot to reset in case I got a sprigatito with a penis and I did... I'm already 30 pokemon in
